WHEN YOU DIDN'T EXPECT A LOPUNNY AND IT GETS WEIRD - Pokemon Memes

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  • @thomeaus6343
    @thomeaus6343 2 года назад +639

    I always thought it would be cute to put little stickers of the pokemon in the ball on the balls to know who's in which ball. That or use a different kind of ball for each.

    • @rashan141
      @rashan141 2 года назад +33

      Pretty sure Ritchie does that in the anime to tell which ones are which.

    • @TsuriaDragon
      @TsuriaDragon 2 года назад +13

      This is why you catch Pokémon in different pokeballs (Goh are you listening?)

    • @thomeaus6343
      @thomeaus6343 2 года назад +4

      Oh cool didn't know about that thanks

    • @theevilsofa942
      @theevilsofa942 2 года назад

      @@rashan141 yeah he puts stars under his balls to know its his

    • @zachbahamutson5477
      @zachbahamutson5477 2 года назад +20

      I like the ideal that those with aura capabilities such as Ash and Riley or those with psychic abilities such as Sabrina can tell which Pokemon is in which ball just from there presents.

  • @nonexistentperson72
    @nonexistentperson72 2 года назад +465

    Sleeping with pikachu: fine
    Sleeping with machoke: less fine
    Sleeping with stakataka: R.I.P.

    • @Yoko_Kirisa
      @Yoko_Kirisa 2 года назад +21

      Depends on where you are and if your inside it (as shown in the anime) prepare to be traumatized by all their eyes.

    • @ExcalibeonSwordofEeveelutions
      @ExcalibeonSwordofEeveelutions 2 года назад +28

      @@Yoko_Kirisa The guy who's into it: _Y'all like the view?~_

    • @creater20225
      @creater20225 2 года назад +12

      me who has to google what the last one is: o that thing

    • @milesprower6110
      @milesprower6110 2 года назад +5

      _The one with a ghost type_

    • @duskbringer4583
      @duskbringer4583 2 года назад +7

      Sleeping with Magcargo; Death by Cremation.

  • @PisaMansodeCapoeira
    @PisaMansodeCapoeira 2 года назад +180

    Obligatory "Noble called Armstrong the wrong name" call out
    Also I feel that as crazy as Joker is, he'd probably be uneasy looking at lopunny

    • @AnimalGuy1
      @AnimalGuy1 2 года назад +7

      He called Totodile the wrong name as well

    • @IshijimaKairo
      @IshijimaKairo 2 года назад +3

      Which Armstrong? Neil? Steven?

    • @molassesman4066
      @molassesman4066 Год назад +1

      @@IshijimaKairo his name is literally just armstrong in the game teacher talk is a crime and i swear if any teacher says that im straight up asking them if their stupid
      Why does teacher talk make me so mad when i know its a joke

    • @mousesteam7882
      @mousesteam7882 Год назад

      ​@@IshijimaKairoSenator

  • @swampcooler8332
    @swampcooler8332 2 года назад +358

    "See, you can do vaporeon memes without hawny"
    *Impossible, perhaps the archives are incomplete*

    • @gonerofsavers3813
      @gonerofsavers3813 2 года назад +10

      plus r/Lopunny is fine! Oh and yes i need to look at the archives give me a sec!

    • @gonerofsavers3813
      @gonerofsavers3813 2 года назад +10

      ‎Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3"03' tall and 63.9 pounds. this means they're large enough to be able to handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there's no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it'd be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white.However, screw the female version. You get those same ol' two holes in literally everything else. The male Vappy is the real star of the show.
      Those long slippery dicks. They have full mobility control with like a tentacle are the perfect ass filler for the ultimate in deep reaching experience nothing else could possibly provide. Naturally lubed at all times due to their aquatic hydrodynamic nature, you can pull off anywhere to the side of the road, or go into a public restroom at the beach. Get each other aroused, and have the fuck of a lifetime. The extraordinary squishyness of the Vappy alone rubbing against you would be enough to lose yourself in pleasure as it simply mounts you. Let alone with that perfect tool of pleasure slips into you, it's ability to snake around your bends and its perfect length make it seem that a Vappy dick was made specifically for your booty. Enjoy the feeling of being completely filled while also being able to see it if you have a tight tummy.
      And hat's only the dick. Due to having internal balls, they're much bigger and pack a lot more cream to load you up with, along with having muscles around them to make sure every drop comes out while also being a lot more powerful than any external balls could ever hope to achieve, giving you a deep, complete filling to rock your world to your literal core, and beyond.
      There's still more though. Due to having a thick, powerful tail connected from their back and front, that means all their fun stuff is on the front and easy to access. Meaning, if you were even comfortable with having your dick point backwards (takes some training), you can be fucked, while also fucking your Vappy at the same time! Me-owth, that's fucking right!
      But, but, but! There's still fucking more! Like, holy shit, male Vaps are the gods of fuck. While you're fucking your male Vappy, possibly while also being fucked by him, their booty is on their tail, at the base, which is the thickest part, because that's where the biggest muscles are. This means that while your dick is in there, it's being fucking massaged, better than even a vag could achieve! Agh! It should be fucking illegal because how amazing male Vaps are for fuck!
      Well, guess what? That only covered you being a softy, wholesome fucker like me. That's right. There's. Even. F*cking. More! Say you like to be a little restrained. You don't need a Sylveon's feelers for that, or an Umbreon/Espeon's psychic powers, or Leafeon's vines. Vappies got that shit covered too! Did you even see that tail?! It's basically a boa constrictor. In a non sexual sense, it's my favorite part of a Vappy. It's basically their main part about them. But, if you want them to, it can be a super useful tool to enhance your knotty experience with them. Despite the slippyness, you won't be going anywhere if the Vappy wraps you up in that thing.
      Are you a super kinkster? Do you like pure fantasy fetishes that aren't possible IRL? Such as, soft vore? Well guess fucking what. It just became possible! They can be solid as they pass your lips (passed where your eyes can see them) and turn into water as they enter you, allowing them to fit perfectly, cuz nothing fits into any spot more perfectly than water, except air, like a ghost type. But, who wants to do knotty shit with air? You can't feel it unless it's moving. You can always feel liquids. Speaking of liquids, even if you're a weirdo who likes digestion, don't worry about killing them with absorption. Eventually, they'll come back out and be able to reform like nothing happened. Speaking of hurting them, if you get too rough, or you're a horrible abusive asshole to them on purpose for your own pleasure (QnQ), they can just turn to water and reform back to their completely unscathed body, making scars or missing pieces a thing of the past!
      I would love to say there's even more you can do with them, but the possibilities are damn near endless. Use your imagination. But if you get one, you better show this god of fuck the respect it deserves. Umbreons maybe my favorite. But, damn, Vappies really want to get that top spot from me. It's a really close call.
      (As you can see I found them.)

    • @eddieflorio535
      @eddieflorio535 2 года назад +3

      @@gonerofsavers3813 SHUT. UP. ABOUT. POKEMON. SE-

    • @goldgamer3925
      @goldgamer3925 2 года назад +6

      @@gonerofsavers3813 you have educated my mind sir

    • @the.4831
      @the.4831 2 года назад +2

      Seamon
      This is a name lol

  • @battlesheep2552
    @battlesheep2552 2 года назад +72

    5:40 I thought the deal was Legends: Arceus was set in the Meiji period of the late 19th century, where Japanese society was largely still hundreds of years behind the rest of the world, but they were trying to catch up by importing technology.
    So yes, they would have cameras

    • @LGThatcher
      @LGThatcher 2 года назад +5

      Under the original canon pokeball were invented in 1925. Not sure how that fits with legends.

    • @fancyshoes002
      @fancyshoes002 24 дня назад +1

      @@LGThatcher The fact time traveling exists might help.

  • @misterkaos.357
    @misterkaos.357 Год назад +45

    You can always tell when a Lopunny is in the mood. They suddenly transform from 3'11" to 6' and their thighs enlarge.

  • @Sunflorazumarill
    @Sunflorazumarill 2 года назад +149

    3:27 I like to think that they still use such terminology for specific groups of Pokemon. For example, if you say "cats", you can be referring to Meowth, Skitty, Glameow, Purrlion, etc. If you say "dogs", you can be referring to Growlithe, Houndour, Lillipup, Yamper, etc.

    • @waterwolf982
      @waterwolf982 2 года назад +12

      That makes a lot of sense, like it different breeds 'n stuff

    • @Jabbahabba
      @Jabbahabba 2 года назад +3

      Rabbits

    • @nortalian549
      @nortalian549 2 года назад +7

      Originally the lore was that Pokémon were essentially only found in one region and everywhere else had normal animals. Pokémon as animals came a short time later

    • @starhorsman7020
      @starhorsman7020 Год назад +1

      @@Jabbahabba why

    • @Breccann
      @Breccann Год назад +1

      but what about cow

  • @KantiDono
    @KantiDono 2 года назад +159

    It makes sense that Aerodactyl would have sub-optimal moves. All the fossil pokemon went extinct for a reason.

    • @trainerrichard6859
      @trainerrichard6859 2 года назад +19

      I mean, the reason the dinosaurs went extinct wasn't exactly their fault.

    • @nullvoid7188
      @nullvoid7188 2 года назад +24

      @@trainerrichard6859 except for the one dinosaur who wished for more wishes on a shooting star.

    • @trainerrichard6859
      @trainerrichard6859 2 года назад +4

      @@nullvoid7188 sometimes I wonder what life would be like if the dinosaurs didn't go extinct. Would it be like a real life monster hunter or would we remain in the dark ages due to constant fear of these huge creatures.

    • @Mare_Man
      @Mare_Man 2 года назад +9

      @@trainerrichard6859 There are plenty of dinosaurs still around. We call them birds

    • @trainerrichard6859
      @trainerrichard6859 2 года назад +5

      @@Mare_Man I mean actual dinosaurs, not descendents like gators or birds, I mean actual dinosaurs like what if Rex still roamed the earth.

  • @Dorian_Scott
    @Dorian_Scott 2 года назад +82

    I like to imagine that in order to tell which Pokemon is who, the trainer just writes an initial on the Poke Ball. Assuming they were all caught with the same type of Ball, of course.

    • @damiansaturday6788
      @damiansaturday6788 2 года назад +8

      Plus in the anime weren’t pokeball stickers a thing, pikachu’s ball in the rare times it is shown has a lightning bolt sticker, i always thought all of them were like that but the animators couldnt be bothered with making a unique sticker pattern for every single pokeball that shows up in the show,

    • @slycooper1001
      @slycooper1001 Год назад +2

      i thought the pokeballs had serial number codes that could be scanned via pokedex and you could see what type of mon with that

  • @justsomejerseydevilwithint4606
    @justsomejerseydevilwithint4606 Год назад +62

    If my pokemon behaved that way, I'd make a PC box named "Horny Jail".

  • @samuelevans738
    @samuelevans738 2 года назад +68

    Ok, confession time: I only used my cindaquil for almost my entire run on SoulSilver up till the elite 4, where I got consistently creamed. And the only other actually competent Pokemon on the team were the garydos from the lake of rage and Lugia. The rest was just there to hold an hm or something. Then I lost the card...

    • @arifhossain9751
      @arifhossain9751 2 года назад +2

      Cindaquill is a BEAST if you build around the nature and put in the EV grind.

    • @gmk9321
      @gmk9321 2 года назад +1

      I used chikorita, that maze was how it felt for me to be at 120 in game hours and barely scrapped by the elite four. It was tough but the Whitney fight was really easy at least, even if the rest of the game wasn’t. Had to train up dratini to dragonite and my meganium to level 65. Other Pokémon I had with me were fodder if I’m honest, got sick of grinding after getting these 2 overleveled

    • @mee4644
      @mee4644 2 года назад +3

      Do people not regularly use their starter to complete the game?

    • @gmk9321
      @gmk9321 2 года назад +1

      @@mee4644 not everyone but I do, even if the starter I chose wasn’t good in the game I still used it

    • @Greenst4rX
      @Greenst4rX 2 года назад +2

      @@mee4644 i think generally most people usually use their starter as they are always with them and has always deeper their relationship becoming more of a leader and generally love them as they're the first one they got.

  • @josh_miester_x511
    @josh_miester_x511 2 года назад +14

    _"I'M GONNA DO IT BATMAN!"_
    LMAO

  • @frakspikes2619
    @frakspikes2619 2 года назад +46

    I think that MAYBE just maybe
    in the world of pokemon calling something a Mouse or Cow pokemon is the closest thing to pointing out the pokemon's family genus

    • @josevillanueva2944
      @josevillanueva2944 2 года назад +1

      i remember the were normal animals in pokemon i mean Ash once was dressed as a cow , and there were seagulls i think that was in the episode when Ash encounter his first ghost pokemon

  • @RocRolDis
    @RocRolDis 2 года назад +37

    I've always wondered why some people say low-poony when it's always been obvious to me that it's lop-unny. As in a lop which is a kind of bunny. Lop bunny. Lopunny.

    • @EvilEye0
      @EvilEye0 2 года назад +8

      Maybe some people don't realize most Pokemon names are made from ordinary words put together.

    • @DanusMish
      @DanusMish 2 года назад +6

      Its an obvious intentional mispronunciation for the memes
      Like how I pronounce Gardevoir as "God of War"

    • @AlexEEZ
      @AlexEEZ 2 года назад +1

      @@DanusMish that sounds more like an accent than a mispronunciation lol

    • @DanusMish
      @DanusMish 2 года назад +1

      @@AlexEEZ yeah probably not a great example of an intentional mispronuciation but it was the one I could think of at the time

    • @willianfnunes2692
      @willianfnunes2692 Год назад

      Bc they like to ride da ponny

  • @tommytaylorberge3875
    @tommytaylorberge3875 2 года назад +27

    I imagine 11:17 is how Joker got these scars...or maybe a few more.

  • @saturnscoria6388
    @saturnscoria6388 2 года назад +29

    2:32 Ok at least he stayed in the right evolution line this time

  • @scytheweilder1787
    @scytheweilder1787 2 года назад +16

    To answer your question at 10:57, there are two solutions. One, it could use it's electricity to burn the item in question to it becomes pure energy(also resulting in a charred lump) and siphening the energy from it; or two, it can pull a Waddle Dee(kudos to anyone who gets this reference).

  • @guyface3579
    @guyface3579 2 года назад +73

    As hot as this summer is, I'd love to own a Glacion.

    • @Bee84000
      @Bee84000 2 года назад +1

      same

    • @cori_music
      @cori_music 2 года назад

      Fr, I would love one!

    • @oxtailpuncake1211
      @oxtailpuncake1211 2 года назад +2

      dude, when you live in Australia, in summer a glacion is necessary for survival

    • @Calamibee
      @Calamibee 2 года назад

      YES

    • @kalesmart1
      @kalesmart1 2 года назад

      Glacion hot summer ☀️

  • @BirdieSenpai
    @BirdieSenpai 2 года назад +35

    Noble calling Armstrong "Anderson" made me spit out my pineapple guava boba the cute boba girl recommended to me.

    • @petervasil6159
      @petervasil6159 2 года назад +3

      It delt 3 psy dmg to me when he said that

  • @Nazo-kage
    @Nazo-kage 2 года назад +62

    Something that I thought would be an interesting idea to put in a Pokémon game even if it was only cosmetic.
    Pokeball shells.
    Basically it would allow you to change what type of pokeball a Pokémon is in.
    Which would in turn change the presentation when the pokeball opens up and your Pokémon is released.
    Like your starter that is also part dark type coming out of a dusk ball.

    • @wolfdeathnogames5314
      @wolfdeathnogames5314 2 года назад +8

      if i remember correctly they thought about that once but scraped it due to budget cuts in heartgold and soulsilver

    • @FriendOfLegolas
      @FriendOfLegolas 2 года назад +5

      And this is why you always have a plethora of pokeballs in your inventory to catch the pokemon with the best matching pokeball and not the most effective (i'm looking at you beast balls)

    • @Nazo-kage
      @Nazo-kage 2 года назад +3

      @@wolfdeathnogames5314 I do know that they tried something with the pokeball presentation in black-and-white.
      You could get these miscellaneous stickers and letters that you can add to these clear balls that you could mark to a certain Pokémon and then when you release them in battle, it would do little effects.

    • @omegaentertainment01
      @omegaentertainment01 2 года назад +4

      @@Nazo-kage that was Diamond/Pearl/Platinum, friend, not Black/White or Black 2/White 2.

    • @Nazo-kage
      @Nazo-kage 2 года назад +1

      @@omegaentertainment01 my mistake

  • @laatmaasquanariin3945
    @laatmaasquanariin3945 2 года назад +4

    I understand that he's talking about the real people behind the characters, but I find it hilarious to imagine he had cardboard cutouts of thier vtuber models on elaborate pulley string systems and was dancing with them to the best cartoon intro song ever at a nightclub

  • @fossil-flower9086
    @fossil-flower9086 2 года назад +13

    Fan+flareon for winter, fan+glaceon for summer

  • @QuintessentiallyQuirky
    @QuintessentiallyQuirky 2 года назад +73

    7:18
    The main Gardevoir subreddit is actually full of wholesome/SFW art, and heavily discourage nudes/lewds.
    Edit: whoops, looks like he already went to the Lopunny sub

    • @JackDout
      @JackDout 2 года назад +3

      but is it good tho?

    • @conker4253
      @conker4253 2 года назад +4

      Yes, it’s it good?

    • @dartoney
      @dartoney 2 года назад

      What a shame :\

    • @calebopossum5023
      @calebopossum5023 2 года назад +8

      There's also a salazzle subreddit that NSFW. I think there's a few reddits dedicated to one Pokemon.

    • @joaoguilhermeuchoa5061
      @joaoguilhermeuchoa5061 Год назад +1

      Yeah. I got a friend that browses there and I can confirm.

  • @akelley1000
    @akelley1000 Год назад +4

    3:26 I have you an answer! In the original anime there are many times it shows normal fish. Which means most likely there are other animals along WITH Pokémon. :D

  • @Eternus_transmogrifus49
    @Eternus_transmogrifus49 Год назад +20

    7:31 You can feel the physical death of his soul as he looks at it.

  • @diegohiramguidogarcia6003
    @diegohiramguidogarcia6003 2 года назад +23

    you know what? in the sleeping with a pokemon type of situations i feel like the big mons might be the comfiest like an ursaring, a torterra maybe a garchomp and a gyarados id feel super protected sleeping next to my armored truck with nature powers, my jet shark and my living table(metagross)

  • @TheRhuen
    @TheRhuen 2 года назад +3

    Pokemon USED to have normal animals back in Gen 1, when Pokemon were these 151 known magical monster creatures, but the rest of the world was implied to be normal. We even saw references to normal animals in the first season of the anime including seeing regular fish in aquariums.

  • @hujijuni2434
    @hujijuni2434 2 года назад +22

    For more closure on Ash's and Serena's relationship, you should see pokemon journeys episode 105.

    • @theevilsofa942
      @theevilsofa942 2 года назад +2

      thats not enough! i want her to be a relationship with him despite being so dumb

    • @junk_bot_man6412
      @junk_bot_man6412 2 года назад +1

      And don't forget to watch every filler episode to understand episode 105

  • @TBoneTony
    @TBoneTony 2 года назад +9

    If Joker was a Pokemon Trainer.
    I would think he would have 52 Pokemon Waifus.

  • @Zakanuva
    @Zakanuva 2 года назад +10

    1:25 I've always rationalized it as there being some sort of digital info feed that the trainer has access to somehow, since captured Pokemon (and somehow also the 'Balls they were caught in, too) can already be stored in PCs and switched out at will.
    11:05 *(Insert that clip from Piemations' "Meet the Amazing Medic" where Medic shoves a Health Pick-up through his eye here)*

  • @PheonixKingSokka
    @PheonixKingSokka 2 года назад +12

    That Joker and Batman one had me rolling with laughter😆

  • @makomankanshoku6106
    @makomankanshoku6106 2 года назад +10

    Saying eggs that heal you in real life was a missed opportunity for a vore joke.

  • @fatralph9162
    @fatralph9162 2 года назад +40

    I like to think that magnemite eats by absorbing each atom of an object through it’s magnets

    • @zachbahamutson5477
      @zachbahamutson5477 2 года назад +4

      I like this ideal. Though it could be like a starfish similar to how Metagross is with the mouth being on the bottom.

  • @darthsacul3940
    @darthsacul3940 2 года назад +26

    The meme at 2:31 is wrong.
    Cyndaquil is the best started for the second generation because the fire type is the most useful.

    • @AntonsVoice
      @AntonsVoice 2 года назад

      I like eeveelutions as starters (pokemon Coliseum and Gale of Darkness on gamecube)

    • @DemonRaticate
      @DemonRaticate 2 года назад +2

      So the gyms are, Flying, Bug, Normal, Ghost, Fighting, Steel, Ice and Dragon. Now Cyndaquil loses to the Flying (Mud Slap), Normal (Rollout), Fighting (Surf) and Dragon ones in the original, but has a decent matchup against the others bar Ghost. Totodile loses to Steel (Magnemites and Sunny Day)… and thats about it due to Ice Punch being a tm and Rage being pretty good early game. It even gets Bite for the ghosts. Chikorita is my baby, but sad…

    • @LegendStormcrow
      @LegendStormcrow 2 года назад

      Considering it is basically your only fire type... Yeah, Feraligator is far.cooler, but less useful as water types are common.

  • @akalimei4132
    @akalimei4132 2 года назад +6

    i love the joker and batman joke there xD hahahaha

  • @Blaze4ification
    @Blaze4ification 2 года назад +29

    Bulbasaur is an easy start, it was meant to be easy mode, Squirtle normal, Charmander hard. HOWEVER as the game progresses Charizard and Blastoise are the best starters, Venusaur has too many weaknesses and too many obstacles once you beat Erika. It's move pool is so limited, only learning poison and grass moves, Sabrina stomps it, Koga has a Golbat, Blaine fire, Giovanni ground poison no advantage one way or the other, then you got ice Queen Lorelei in the elite 4, more flying with Agatha, Lance the... bird tamer, and your rival with a Charizard, Pidgeot, Gyarados not weak to grass, Executor and Alakazam psychic, the only advantage is against his Rhydon. Venusaur is unusable in the 2nd 1/2 of the game compared to the versatile and glass cannon Charizard, and the tanky Blastoise which has no weaknesses because it can learn earthquake, ice beam, and blizzard. Even more so in the remakes FRLG where that toxic leech seed bug isn't present anymore, and even then that requires too much set up. If you were to play the game with only your starter Blastoise is the best option as painful as that is to say, Charizard close 2nd.

    • @lacytaylor1501
      @lacytaylor1501 2 года назад

      I could never get far in Fire red with anyone but Squirtle, Charmander was borderline impossible to use in the first two gyms, just getting past Brock was difficult. With Bulbasaur I could get past the first two gyms but I eventually hit a wall when I boarded the boat and when you had to fight your rival to get up to the captain's office or whatever. He had a pidgey or a sparrow who would easily take down my grass starter then just eat through whatever else I might've had. I feel like all the games I played after that one, it was much easier to play with any of the starters no matter the gyms or rival's party

    • @Blaze4ification
      @Blaze4ification 2 года назад

      @@lacytaylor1501
      In FireRed? That's even easier than the originals lol. gotta make use of Charmander's debuffs growl and smokeskreen, though if you were like me too young didn't understand strategy, you plow through it after grinding. Viridian Forest is made up of all bug types... and the occasional Pikachu, probably so Charmander can grind faster than Bulbasaur and Squirtle being at such a disadvantage. Then just ember it, I know that doesn't make much sense being you know weak to ground and rock, but Onix doesn't have rock moves at that level either, and while it has super high defense its hp and special defense are abysmal, so scratch isn't doing jack, you need ember. I didn't understand this back in Red but did figure out it is doing quite a bit more damage. Firered I understood stats a little more, realized oh that's why it's doing better, Onix must have bad special defense.
      Just glad I didn't trigger a Bulbasaur fan, but yeah Charmander you just have to power through, then it gets better later on. Blastoise still strategically better because it can cover all its weaknesses, but Charizard can manage unlike Venusaur. This is also if you were to use just your starter on a run, like normally I always have a Pidgey and Butterfree that also help with Brock, Butterfree takes out the Geodude, the Charmander if it's at least at the same level of 13 as Onix can manage. Then going even further, last year I replayed Red... er well wanted to, but chose Yellow because the character Red has all 4 starters, because I'm playing all the games in order as the protagonists with their teams, and Red... oooh yeah slaps. Blastoise was even unnecessary, the only 2 Pokemon I used in the elite 4 was Lapras and Charizard, Lapras I've always liked, but never knew its potential. It's tanky like Blastoise, and one of the few water types capable of learning electric and psychic moves (Starmie being the other, and a glass cannon which can be JUST as good especially with the psychic stab), so it had no weaknesses despite also having ice type, could take out other water types, and had a lot more variety than Blastoise.
      That's true though, the games started getting a bit easier outside Cynthia, they weren't too easy though like newer games.

  • @ProjectIceman
    @ProjectIceman 2 года назад +4

    That Joker and Batman one killed me XD

  • @EnergyJoules
    @EnergyJoules 2 года назад +10

    TO CATCH THEM IS MY REAL TEST
    TO TRAIN THEM IS MY CAUSE

    • @equivalentconcept1403
      @equivalentconcept1403 2 года назад +3

      I WILL TRAVEL ACROSS THE LAND
      SEARCHING FAR AND WIDE

    • @MARSHT0MP404
      @MARSHT0MP404 2 года назад +3

      @@equivalentconcept1403 TEACH POKÉMON TO UNDERSTAND
      THE POWER THATS INSIDE

    • @jzpowell2108
      @jzpowell2108 2 года назад +3

      POKÉMON!!

    • @sleepy_llt3307
      @sleepy_llt3307 2 года назад +3

      GOTTA CATCH 'EM ALLLLL

    • @BerenElendilAPGaming
      @BerenElendilAPGaming 2 года назад +3

      @@sleepy_llt3307 IT'S YOU AND ME
      I KNOW IT'S MY DESTINY

  • @namekman01
    @namekman01 2 года назад +2

    that last one was like a more tame version of "jokers most devious plan" by joel haver

  • @anime4life209
    @anime4life209 2 года назад +7

    Chancy's are the Pokemon version of Florence Nightingale from Fate: they will heal you even if they have to kill you.

  • @derpyfirp3758
    @derpyfirp3758 2 года назад +6

    8:28
    To denounce the evils of truth and love
    To extend our reach to the stars above.
    Jessie.
    James.
    Team Rocket, blast off at the speed of light!
    Surrender now, or prepare to fight!
    Meowth! That’s right!
    WOOOOOOBBAFETT!

  • @emersonsallesdejesus3186
    @emersonsallesdejesus3186 2 года назад +8

    About aerodactyl, I think one of his abilities ignore recoil damage so really is a waste he could not learn 2 recoil damages that uses his types...
    The Fluff Game Freak. just the Fluff.

    • @skyjack1
      @skyjack1 2 года назад

      Quagsire can have juuuuuust the right qualities to demolish legendaries, but a fossil Pokémon that can use recoil STAB moves without the recoil? No siree!

  • @donniebell7887
    @donniebell7887 2 года назад +4

    It's fine batman all you have to do is dress lopunny like Harley and he'll never touch it.

  • @EvilerOMEGA
    @EvilerOMEGA Год назад +5

    IRL pokedex be like:
    Cow
    The Miltank animal
    This animal was domesticated by humans for milk and meat production. The intelligence of this animal is often overlooked due to its utility being primarily in agriculture for food, clothing, and raw materials. Despite it's strength, this species can be quite docile until provoked.
    Bull
    The Tauros animal
    These animals can be aggressive and should be handled with respect and care due to their size and strength. Humans sometimes hold fighting and riding events involving this animal to demonstrate their own strength and skill. Their horns are longer and thicker than their cow counterparts.

  • @Nehfarius
    @Nehfarius Год назад +3

    RE: hugging Vaporeon on hot summer nights.
    Just use Glaceon, lol. And Flareon in the winter. Flareon loves hugs.

  • @RocketVet
    @RocketVet 5 месяцев назад +1

    lol I'm dying from the Joker part at the end haha cracked me up way more than usual

  • @elfdrine9517
    @elfdrine9517 2 года назад +4

    8:29 - 8:32
    to denounce the evils of truth and love!

    • @frankficcle7081
      @frankficcle7081 2 года назад +1

      To extend our reach to the stars above!

  • @pelgpaladin1378
    @pelgpaladin1378 2 года назад +12

    “Don’t duck with this trainer”
    Kicks the poke ball as a crowd cheers in the background.

  • @BlueArt19
    @BlueArt19 2 года назад +5

    Noble: an actual egg that actually heal would be so cool.
    Teyvat Friend egg: best I could do is revive.

  • @CelticVizard
    @CelticVizard 2 года назад +5

    Joker would never... he only has eyes for Zubatman.

  • @michaelmunns
    @michaelmunns 2 года назад +8

    Eevee is my spirit animal Pokémon.

  • @mixedbaggamer
    @mixedbaggamer 2 года назад +6

    I've always thought the balls were like ATM glass, you can't see inside unless you yourself are holding and looking at it

  • @Mr-Green0
    @Mr-Green0 2 года назад +6

    8:47
    Isn't that what every dense MC have?

  • @BlackstarFallen
    @BlackstarFallen 2 года назад +9

    I don't know if it's just me, but this video doesn't show in my subscription box and didn't get a notification.

    • @kciref6016
      @kciref6016 2 года назад

      I think it’s just too early for that

    • @RogueTheRabbit03
      @RogueTheRabbit03 2 года назад

      RUclips is trying to censor our Noble

  • @RogueTheRabbit03
    @RogueTheRabbit03 2 года назад +12

    Bulbasaur also is .5 to electric, he is so free in gen one early plus he can stall anyone out. Gary is your only threat really.. Squirtle can solo the game though

    • @Animebryan2
      @Animebryan2 2 года назад

      Squirtle can't solo against Lt. Surge or Erika.

    • @RogueTheRabbit03
      @RogueTheRabbit03 2 года назад

      @@Animebryan2 yeah he can

  • @HeavenOnHigh
    @HeavenOnHigh 2 года назад +3

    1:10
    in the anime, first season, where they find - basically Ash 2.0 but smart, he did put sticker on his pokemon balls to mark whom is who
    but i'm pretty sure since a lot of us catch they first 5 pkm (+strada) and never change, and the order is also always the same so there you have it

  • @krispyboi9162
    @krispyboi9162 2 года назад +3

    (10:54) However waddle dee’s eat is how magnemites eat.

  • @joustinful
    @joustinful 2 года назад +3

    Batman.. omg when something is soo dumb you can't help but laugh

  • @FriendOfHatkid
    @FriendOfHatkid Год назад +4

    I disagree with 2:40. Cyndaquil is the easiest starter, while others are more harder. And yes, Chickorita maybe the hardest, but once you find way through the maze, you will not have any problems with future encounters like this, and this is more satisfying than other two. I love Chickorita, its my favourite grass type of all of them. And if you ask me, Im not suffering with it. No one just understands how strong Meganium is, they just dont want to be in the safest zone to play, they want quick sweeps and risk, but the problem is, when they cant do that, they will lose. Yes, seed of cuteness is not the strongest, but its not the weakest of all mons. I really dont understand why so much people hate it just because its weak to 2 first gyms in johto, plus somewhere else, and then "fEraLiGatr CAn lErn ice fanG, so it CounTERs graSS". Yeah, try to oneshot with not stab and also not accurate move with 55 base power a mon that has a lot of defences. But if you cant, you will be petal danced, energy balled or even leaf stormed to death. Oh, and also, first 2 johto gyms have very weak moves, like, only gust and u turn with poison sting. The only dangerous move here is u turn, but thats it. Falkner will spam roosts, while you spam synthesis or just tackling it away, or even poison or put to sleep, for me, its not too hard to solo this gyms with Chickorita. Yes, its not the best, but you dont have to hate it because its not the best. Better hate Delibird, because it is completely useless. But not Chickorita. And yes, Meganium fould have been better designed, but its still solid, like oposite of other starters, where second form is ugly, but third is cool or dope. And... Oh, khm, sorry, couldnt hold myself back.

  • @ArashiHayato
    @ArashiHayato 23 дня назад +1

    NO, Bad Pause! if your gonna start a Pokemon Karaoke finish it damn it!!! I started singing along for crying out loud 🤣

  • @HeIIDragon
    @HeIIDragon 2 года назад +6

    5:15 Soo....
    No one gonna talk about this? Are only gonna correct him with pokemon names?

  • @TheWeebCalledShira
    @TheWeebCalledShira 2 года назад +5

    2:42 weird flex but in the brief time the maze was shown I solved it. I don’t have a problem…you do.

  • @DarkRaikon
    @DarkRaikon 2 года назад +2

    Ratata is also consider as a mouse so most likely if a group of pokemons are the same they give it a name (besides field group)
    Like how we have the birds pokemons

  • @AshXXMayftw
    @AshXXMayftw 2 года назад +1

    I mean, Joker's got a bit of a point here. In the past humans and pokemon were in relationships, some even getting married. So...yeah...XD

  • @Dom_Maretti
    @Dom_Maretti Год назад +1

    "If eggs that actually healed you existed..." People would be scrambling to get them!

  • @albas4923
    @albas4923 2 года назад +2

    the joker one was hilarious 😂😂

  • @bunearyboi9944
    @bunearyboi9944 2 года назад +4

    To protect the world from devastation

  • @dranz8125
    @dranz8125 Год назад +4

    Bulbasaur was always the best starter to use during a playthrough. Gym 1: Rock (super effective); Gym 2: Water (super effective), Gym 3: Electric (Resistant), Gym 4: Grass (resistant), Gym 5: Poison (resistant/ neutral) (this depended on if you were playing the buggy Gen 1 games, or the fixed Gen 3 games); Gym 6: Psychic (weak; the first one) Gym 7: Fire (Weak), Gym 8: Ground (Super effective). Then you had the Elite 4... Lorelei (All her pokemon were also water types except Jynx); Bruno (He had 2 onixes for SOME reason); Agatha (She claimed ghost, but all her pokemon were poison types, so again resistant/ neutral depending on the gen); and Lance (Gyarados and Aerodactyl were taken out easily because of their weak to grass typing, despite also being flying type, and he had 2 Dragonair, not fully evolved pokemon).

  • @Blaze4ification
    @Blaze4ification 2 года назад +4

    ... you kidding me?... I got that shit memorized, both the opening and Team Rocket motto *HIT IT!* To protect the world from devastation, to unite all people's within our nation, to denounce the evils of truth and love, to extend our reach to the stars above. JESSIE, Jaaaames. Team Rocket BLASTING OFF at the speed of light, surrender nooooow or prepare to fiiight, MEOWTH THAT'S RIGHT!... how'd I do? Would they and Giovanni be proud? I even memorized the song of it from the jukebox... never could memorize the whole pokerap though sadly.

    • @krispyboi9162
      @krispyboi9162 2 года назад +2

      You done good man. You done good.
      - Giovanni

  • @war-blade7746
    @war-blade7746 2 года назад +5

    11:17 - 11:46 i couldn't stop laughing 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @wakeangel2001
    @wakeangel2001 2 года назад +2

    the first successful photograph was made in 1826, just a little less than 200 years ago, so in the pokemon world has a similar technological development to ours (it doesn't, pokemon technology is quite advanced compared to us) then when you get isekaied into the past in Legends Arceus cameras ARE a thing that can exist assuming you've gone less than two centuries ago.

  • @tikimillie
    @tikimillie 2 года назад +1

    11:02 lots of food are great conductors for electricity, such as lemons and potatos. Which is why you can make potato batteries.

  • @agent001rena2
    @agent001rena2 2 года назад +5

    well i got second
    hmmm
    what should i say-
    "Spiders are the only web designers that like bugs"

    • @jzpowell2108
      @jzpowell2108 2 года назад +1

      Hate spiders, kinda loving the joke… 7/10

    • @AntonsVoice
      @AntonsVoice 2 года назад

      But do they like ghosts in the machine?

  • @AntonsVoice
    @AntonsVoice 2 года назад +3

    I've played pokemon coliseum and pokemon gale of darkness on gamecube

  • @PrimordialRoseberryBush
    @PrimordialRoseberryBush 2 года назад +1

    I feel like the joker would get some trouble maker pokemon just to throw them at batman

  • @michaelmunns
    @michaelmunns 2 года назад +7

    See vaporon can be holsome to.

  • @kylethomas9130
    @kylethomas9130 2 года назад +12

    Bulbasaur had it easy for the first 3 gyms, especially since special atk and def were the same stat.
    However Squirtle's line had much higher base stats and TM pool.

    • @Jack_Rakan
      @Jack_Rakan 2 года назад +2

      TM pool, yes. But for base stats, except for higher Special on the Bulbasaur line, and higher Defense on the Squirtle line, the two lines are basically identical with just 1-2 base stat difference in HP, Attack, and Speed.

  • @TheMandalorianGhostYT
    @TheMandalorianGhostYT 2 года назад +1

    I just googled it, there apparently are regular animals in the pokémon world and apparently pokémon and animals aren't related at all.
    If regular animals exist, where the hell are they?!

  • @hiddenscorpiusXI
    @hiddenscorpiusXI 2 года назад +3

    4:33 CORRECTION!
    It's "People who know Pokedex Entries are edgy and juvenile BS" and "People who believe Pokedex Entries are 100% irrefutable, scientific facts".
    Truly, the tragedy of our uneskeptical society.

  • @mugetsuhollow9777
    @mugetsuhollow9777 2 года назад +8

    11:05 anyone got them link for research?

    • @cjcollado8071
      @cjcollado8071 2 года назад +2

      Don't really know, going to the Subreddit to check

    • @MarqFJA87
      @MarqFJA87 2 года назад

      @@cjcollado8071 Let me know if you find it.

    • @starhorsman7020
      @starhorsman7020 Год назад

      @Anthropy Requien he is lost welp time for a funeral

  • @reyrey0009
    @reyrey0009 2 года назад +2

    3:24 It is weird and I think there is something about how originally there were normal animals and Pokemon were just magical creatures which is part of the lore, humans in ancients times considered Pokemon as magical creatures and a lot of Pokemon are based on mythical things from different cultures including Yokai. And this is beyond the legendary Pokemon: Mawile, Sneasel/Weavile, Smoochum/Jynx.... etc. all of these are based on things like Yokai.

  • @OverlordJacob
    @OverlordJacob 2 года назад +3

    AHHHH I NEED A MEDIC BAG

  • @theshizl4400
    @theshizl4400 2 года назад +1

    Noble calmly relaxing while pretending he didn't troll us all with the release of his new game show last night

  • @crayonchomper1180
    @crayonchomper1180 2 года назад +3

    11:46 Joker kicks the Lopunny in the crotch and hits the griddy

  • @tytheghost3024
    @tytheghost3024 2 года назад

    I was drinking water at the "Why not" clip and almost spit my water out it caught me off guard

  • @dragolectron9351
    @dragolectron9351 Год назад +1

    0:00
    ... (you're damn right)
    To catch them is my real test!
    To train them is my cause!

  • @themysteriousoa4466
    @themysteriousoa4466 2 года назад +5

    Well this is a first! I came to the video for the first time ever, two minutes after it got posted!

    • @spiceynuggs
      @spiceynuggs 2 года назад +1

      nice man glad to hear that

    • @michaelmunns
      @michaelmunns 2 года назад +2

      It saids your the 0th comment congratulations 🐱

    • @themysteriousoa4466
      @themysteriousoa4466 2 года назад +1

      This is actually very rare for me to come to any RUclips video at least a few minutes after it gets posted!

    • @jzpowell2108
      @jzpowell2108 2 года назад +2

      Early gang let’s go? LET’S GO!!!

    • @michaelmunns
      @michaelmunns 2 года назад +2

      @@jzpowell2108 I was one of the first LETS GO!!!

  • @mint1578
    @mint1578 2 года назад +1

    11:05 for the ones looking for the thumbnail- I hope your happy you filthy individual

  • @fierceditiesnaruto
    @fierceditiesnaruto 2 года назад +2

    Vaporeon is so precious! X3

  • @ArmedJade
    @ArmedJade 2 года назад +3

    I cant be the only one that read the "I need a medic bag" with a Dallas voice

  • @suraivase7285
    @suraivase7285 2 года назад +1

    10:50 I Imagine the screw on magnesite's head opening up like a xenomorph egg, magnamite flipping upside down and gobbling up whatever it's trying to eat.

  • @quinnwaloch9750
    @quinnwaloch9750 2 года назад +4

    Hmmm I still have amazing zoroark wafiu that still likes me

  • @jessicacopeland9066
    @jessicacopeland9066 2 года назад +5

    Saw this on my recommended. It’s not showing on my subscription feed for some reason. Thought RUclips unsubbed me for a moment. 😅

  • @Sharkakaka
    @Sharkakaka 2 года назад

    Magnemite be like: "I have no mouth and I must eat"

  • @TheJeSTeR7530
    @TheJeSTeR7530 2 года назад +1

    Honesrly the question about cameras is kind of funny because cameras have actually existed for a lot longer than people realize. Their main components are essentially just light, a lense, and material to display an image afterall, and thats a lot easier to do than people think.

  • @ledergenbern2499
    @ledergenbern2499 2 года назад +3

    1:28 Is that Zangoose named Dallas?

  • @MonkeyMangrove
    @MonkeyMangrove 2 года назад +1

    Love your stuff man it’s so funny, it makes me feel better after a break up. Keep it up :)

  • @xaius4348
    @xaius4348 2 года назад +2

    9:30 Is it just me that fantazises about what it would be like to be given a pokemon as a child and be best friends for life with an adorable fluffy or squishy friend that's nearly as big as you can protect you and grows/learns new skills as you train them and take care of them.
    Like, imagine if they made a pokemon movie, but it was done by studio ghibli about a kid discovereing the world of pokemon and finding a best friend.

    • @savvythedivineyethuggable7493
      @savvythedivineyethuggable7493 2 года назад

      So, I was going to ask if the kid just didn't know about Pokémon at all up to that point, but that could make for a very good plot point.

  • @SockStealerXD
    @SockStealerXD Год назад +1

    Damn guy, you have so many eevee plushies and even a eevee cap. Nah thats eevee regognized

  • @lucygirl1111
    @lucygirl1111 2 года назад +2

    about the joker bit i thought it would be wholesome batman warning him not to do it only for the joker to ask whats wrong with petting a lopunny?