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- Опубликовано: 25 авг 2024
- What does Ron Swanson love in this world....
MAY INCLUDE BACON
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When he giggles and says “Andy wait up!”
I’m Was immediately transported to my childhood.
I thought that was Andy till Ron said that
That was so adorable, I started crying. I love Ron Swanson.
Benjamin Gearig typo lol
Him was
That's one of my favorite scenes!
you forgot his best friend who he still never talks to sometimes
Eamon Silvia-Chandley I am your 666th like
Nobody like this
whos that?
No they didn't lol, they just found enough footage to get to 10 mins for two ads and stopped
Worked with him for 3 years, never learned his name.
Whistles
"I do want that....please do that for me"
I freaking died laughing 🤣🤣
i actually had that happen once for christmas, it was kinda fun
I adore that part of Ron Swanson!
Yo Andy writing “ron likes you” really hit the heart
wait i thought that was ron so is andy the reason diane and ron are together
Killerman Jaro i like to think that the pothole was the reason
@@diegoalaniz3297 k
And Ron is the reason Andy and April are together. So sweet. :3
"First you take the cow to the killing floor"
For hangovers just follow the swanson way people, or just dont have them...
It was REALLY nice of him to bring lunch for everyone!!!!!! Like super nice!!!!
lol i did the swanson thing once. after drinking all day with my brother i went home and made a steak. ate all of it, woke up feeling excellent
Burpo Stockings: Protein absorbs the sugar!
@@invisiblefan2387 lol i had no idea if this was true, medically or otherwise, but no. Steak after drinking and before bed. Works amazing. Glass of water in between drinks, nope.
@@burpostockings Practically any food after drinking would probably help.
'im surrounded by a lot of women in the department. and that includes the men.' classic :-D
Forgot his wish on his deathbed, which is to have his ex-wives around him to tell them to go to hell one last time.
And Tammy 1 thinks she was being intimidating when she told Ron "I was there the minute you were born and i plan on being there the minute that you die"
Ron Swanson is a genius.
6:24 "I'm starving, I haven't had lunch since yesterday." Ron Swanson is the best 😂
Dude, the "I haven't had lunch since yesterday" is killing me hahahaa
I love how Ron drinks a half gallon of his family's crazy liquor. And is fine. But snake juice knocks him to wasted
In reality, of anyone drank that much booze, you’d die
Ron Swanson chooses when to get drunk
@@professorwikipedia2115 well said
@@professorwikipedia2115 when he drinks it's the wart stripping liquor that's scared
@@tigerlover47 he’s too manly for death
I just realized Ron’s baby never would have been born if it wasn’t for Andy
“This came out”
“Meh” *hand wave*
“You had me at meat tornado”
One of my favorite exchanges
OMG mine too! 😂
He loves dark haired women and breakfast food, simple
I love your profile pic.
He likes women at the top of their field
Woodworking, novels about tall ships, meat
Who doesn't?
So do I, and I don’t blame him.
The last scene where he moans while Andy is shining his shoes. I LOVE IT SO MUCH
Lol never heard of the likes
Okay I want that in my life. Such a time saver
"Guy got his hand caught in a Pringles can and tried to cut himself out of it." "Was there a lot of blood?/What kind of blade did he use?" I love how April and Ron synch so well. It's like April is, unbeknownst to them both, Ron's illegitimate love child.
I feel like April is a really excellent mixture of Leslie and Ron. She has Ron’s antisocial apathy and Leslie’s passion and compassion (for animals), while maintaining her own distinct qualities
April's mom does have all of Duke Silver's records... I'm sure Ron has had plenty of fun with groupies when the mood hits. Just saying....
@@Jadiaz-ev9hm Jesus Christ.
@@Capt.Gooper What? Ron isn't exactly a puritan on the show you know. Who's to say Duke Silver had a child or several he doesn't know about? After all he is a Swanson.
Or did I offend your delicate sensibilities?
@@Jadiaz-ev9hm nah, actually quite the contrary considering as this wasn’t a hostile comment. “Jesus Christ” as in wow that’s quite an epiphany. But go off I guess 😒
Ron is without a doubt one of my top 5 fav characters ever.
I wish we could see the elaborate scavenger hunt that Ron asked for as his bday present
I bet Ron would love escape rooms
Yes Hello he would just stay for the silence.
The sad thing is: some people have already forgotten the genius of Ron Swanson.
I don’t get it. How do you forget?
@Masked Fusion The show has not been first run in almost 5 years. There are people who go into a store and when they come out 20 minutes later, have forgotten where they parked their car.
Three O Five: I don’t know I mean Ryan is a pretty memorable character.... at least to me...
@Masked Fusion You can't get that one by me.
Three O Five: Ron! Damn spellcheck!
Every time I see a video of Ron my mind says “Please and Thank you”
Polite, well mannered, principled, and practical. Nothing disputing those qualities.
6:08 the fact that Andy was the reason that Ron and Diane got together is so sweet.
Hearing Ron giggle like a child and saying “Andy wait up” made me love the mustached man even more
I love how he calls the dude “thing” 0:25
I was at a mandatory seminar at my college and the person asked what I wanted to be like after college. I said I want to be a Swanson.
I was honestly concerned your weren't gonna include Andy's reaction to Ron's shoe shine reaction, cause that was brilliant. Was so glad it ended up being there
I love that Ron is just sat there enjoying the building being empty
Ron dancing is the best thing to ever come out of anything ever. I LOVE IT
I want a 10 hour loop of just Ron dancing 😂
*SLASH IT! SLASH IT!* ✊
Just saying that gave me a semi 😂
@@johnindigo5477 right off the bat, we sell city hall
I just realized that Andy’s idea to play football with Ron “to burn off the calories” happened before Chris taught Andy what calories are
When Lucy says “My father taught me a limp handshake was for weak men and communists, he hated both.” I have never loved a woman more.
That end scene was so priceless. Almost passed out I laughed so hard. That looks andy gave Ron then how he couldn't make eye contact and took the money. Bruh such a funny as scene.
I'm surprised after they had that "moment" Ron and Andy could ever look each other in the eye again.
That turkey leg with bacon might have been the most beautiful thing I've ever seen 🤤😍
It’s great if you keep basting the turkey. Turkey tends to be on the dry side, but when it’s moist, it’s incredibly delicious. Obviously more by adding bacon to it.
There's no better actress to have played Diane!
I love food & stuff. Its where i get most of my food and some of my stuff.
I think he said "all of my food, and most of my stuff"
Under-recognized line: "I'm starving. I haven't had lunch since yesterday."
I wonder if Andy ever told Ron he's responsible for Diane asking him out.
I always like to imagine that Andy simply forgot. Making his good deed even more selfless by accident. Like a sweet hearted angel with an alarmingly low IQ
Even when ron says something as simple as "NO" it's hilarious.
the way andy says literally killed a guy last year gets me everytime
I wouldn't be surprised if April was Ron's actual daughter that he didn't know about...
Her mom is a huge Duke Silver fan after all.....
His absolute delight and pride in her is pretty beautiful
🎵first you take the cow to the killing floor🎵
3:14 makes me laugh so hard..... and can I buy the ringtone?
Probably its a sound effect from a video game. I think Panzer General.
I always get a smile on my face seeing Ron hanging out with others and actually enjoyed it
He’s more of a people person than he lets on, and he’s not fake about it.
that shoe shine scene gets me every time
"First you take the cow to the killing floor"
9:15 did really Ron came here? :D
The shoe shining bit had me rofling🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
3:15 Hear that? That's America's ringtone!
No its the sound it makes when you end your turn on Panzer General.
Now I really want a bacon wrapped turkey leg.
It depends on how the turkey is cooked. I think most people would overcook it, without constantly basting it. If done right, it sounds delicious.
seeing ron swanson smile is the most precious thing in the entire world. if you can make ron smile, you are a god.
I need a 10 hour loop of Ron Swanson drunk dancing 😂
Get you a partner that looks at you the same way Ron looks at free breakfast.
You had me at meat tornado
I'm here because next semester, I have a professor named Swanson, and thus need to come up with jokes before January 14th
Lucy Lawless has gotten prettier with age.
And a wicked sense of humor as well.
🎶 First you take the cow to the killing floor
Ron: "the lady next to me a bitch, specifically my ex wife Tammy". Cheers for narrowing that down for us ron.
Ron's lil smile when April calls him Lester😂
Ron's dance replay button
0:01 0:01 0:01
0:01 0:01 0:01
0:01 0:01 0:01
Name of the song?
The last one had me rolling on the floor
Is it just me or does Ron look more attractive in the thumb mail
Bacon Wrapped Turkey Leg, they call it a "Swanson". I Love Ron Swanson.
1:59 Story Editor: Chelsea Peretti
That blew my mind.
Shoe shine...gets me every time...cry laughing...miss this shoe, I mean show!
🎼"First you take the cow to the killing floor"🎼
“First you take the cow to the killing floor” 🎶🎶
I keep on scrolling down to the comments. The app update is confusing.
Ron Swanson dated Raymond Holt.
And he had a great wooden duck.
Kraken Warrior Dwight: Mallard!
@@simonoregano1873 Jim: Oh sorry, Dwights Spy Mallard
Kraken Warrior Dwight: Did you really think I'd put my primary listening device in a wooden mallard? I'm not insane.
Simon Oregano claims he’s not insane while listening in on Jim In his office after work hours
That breakfast buffet looks low key amazing
When Andy said WHAT THE FUCK I legit cry of laughter every single time
replay my favorite moment
0:00
Mine is 10:02
Ron’s a mood 😂
I just got a beef ad before watching this video. They know!
20 bucks for a shoeshine? Man is splendid.
That camera work on 3:15 really is the best 😂😂😂😂😂
Also the shoe shine moan cracks me up all the time, around that time is when the show picked up its momentum.
the first clip will forever be my favorite
"First you take the cow to the killing floor" . Crying.
Let's make it 40,
Slash it ,slash it😂
I really want the gunshot ringtone. Cracks me up every time. Currently I have a cricket one, but it doesn’t have quite the same effect.
Seeing ron smile is the best thing ever
Now I want a Swanson
"Andy wait up!!" ☺️
"I do want that.....please do that for me" Lol
I want dwlight and Ron spent a day together
Andy’s bleep always gets me 😭😭😭
I love the way Ron Swanson runs hahaha 🤣😂
For some reason I want to see Ron Swanson and Raymond Holt to sit together in silence.🤷♂️😂
Ron dancing to Flo Rida will never not be halarious
9:36 what is Angela doing there?
Huh.
Ron loves: Ann violating HIIPA.
His dance at the beginning is my favorite
I'm sad they missed the "goddammit, I love this country so much" scene
I love the guitar solo as he loads hit plate!
why is ron dancing so wholesome
Chris Pratt is my spirit animal
Missed Lucy's "wow" at Ron's turkey/bacon leg.
...mmmhm turkey/bacon 🤤
so he had a smartphone, with a gunshot ringtone
But Ron Swanson loves riddles!
0:24 Mr. Rosso!