The BEST Cold Opens | Parks and Recreation | Comedy Bites
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- Опубликовано: 27 сен 2024
- “Dentist pulled the tooth out yesterday. But it’s always a good idea to demonstrate to your co-workers that you are capable of withstanding a tremendous amount of pain. Plus it’s always fun to see Tom faint.”
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I love how he just let her rap a WHOLE verse, waited till the applause was over, to tell her someone was on fire lmaooooo
To be honest rap is so much more important than human life and wellbeing.
"Yes I'm a hunter, and its "you" season." Best pickup line I've heard in forever.
R. DaNell what about, “hey, wanna go hunting. Cause i have to hunt a pretty gazelle. And its you.”?
@@BlackDiamond2718 Too stalkerish
Pickup lines? Is that for people that don't go to bars and get stumbling drunk?
@@davec.3198 why do I feel like it's for people who DO exactly that?
@@Great_Lake_Surfer And too wordy.
That rap cold open has the same energy of 'i want it that way' cold open of B99.
I wonder if Will Smith somehow knew the opening line to that song would become infamous because EVERYONE who knows that song literally replies with "my parents went away on a weeks vacation" whenever someone else says "okay, here's the situation". 😁
Tell me whhyyy?
It's the same head writer and creator so 🤷♂️
“Actually this is a little fun!”
*throws bag of poop.
“This is fun!”
You could say you could do it all day...
Eh?
I'm deeply offended they didn't include the "who broke the coffee maker" intro because that's one of my favorite openers and episodes of all time (nothing will be the easter egg hunt one tho).
Letty Ramos beat*
Sable Industries Please... just no
@Ahsan Bilal the fight, season 3 episode 13
The Easter egg hunt kills me everytime lol
Also April's reaction to Ron pulling out his own tooth is borderline arousal lmao
The way she smiles
She is enthused but also creeped out so she leaves 🤣
But then it got too much even for her 😂
not gonna lie she looks so hot making that face. such a beautiful and charming human being
The reactions when Ron pulled his tooth out were all GOLD! And seeing Leslie as the only one who was able to remain in the room after such antics from Ron shows her relationship with the man is way way deeper than the others. She was like, "Not another one of this, Ron" 😂
1:35 Leslie is Captain America confirmed
If Leslie had Captain Marvel's powers, she would drive Carol crazy
She can do this all day!
@@RandomSkyeRoses @1:49 Thor: I knew it
Why isn't this standard issue?
2:16 Leslie Knope walked so Steve Rodgers could run
5:46 when it’s 3 AM and you’re parents walk in because you’re laughing at Chris Traeger stepping on a coyote trap
5:59 that is the only time anyone sees Chris traeger get angry in this entire show.
That was one of his running feet. So true
The “Ron throwing away computer” opening is the parks and Rex version of “oh god please no”
Hahahahaaha🤣
Ron giggling with one tooth missing is just....the best thing ever. Among several other Ron-isms, I might add.
Like when he's wearing the little hat and dancing at "The Snakehole" or when the little girl comes into the office to do her book report on why government matters. Ron's smirk is perfect cause he finally has a "clean canvas" to paint his portrait 😁
Well the government is good and uses taxpayer dollars effectively.
“Four - there are four ways to skin a cat” 😂😂
-- Dwight from the office
"Aww for me?"
"Don't sass me"
“Tougher than it looked though” Lol
"someones on fire in ramsey park they need you to get down there right away" BWAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
ramset*
LMAOOOO 😂😂
Nick Offerman is an amazing actor. I seriously can't think of anyone else who could do Ron Swanson justice
Toms reaction at 2:53 cracks me up! 😂
April gets borderline aroused lmao
Ben’s also. Man sprinted out the room 😂
@@samuelblanco261 Ikr😂He was like "ah hell nah I'm outta here"
3:18 - "OK, here's the situation."
John Twinam what episode is that. I’ve watched the show a couple times trying to find it but I just keep missing it
Season 2, episode 1
80° is so hot. I need like 67° so I can cuddle up with fuzzy blankets. 😭
I know! I think that every time I watch that scene. That sounds miserable.
THANK YOU!
First skit sounds like
“AY BRO”
Can't unhear it. Fuck you.
Leslie's rap was so great!! That time I knew this show is really precious.
“....that was one of my running feet!”
Lol
so is no one else concerned by tom keeping his apartment at 80
Yes that's way too hot and I'm sure expensive as hell
5:00
RIP Harris Wittels (1984-2015)
He wrote some awesome episodes for the show too.
He was a degenerate heroine addict. Yes i was good at his job but he was known for being an asshole to everyone.. He was also known for being a crazy drug addict.
@@qsm__redpanda7637 Still RIP and fuk you.
@@vb8428 Why are you still defending him? You don't have to defend bad people just because they're dead.
@@aaronyayger Oh, you knew him personally? Gtfo
Donna: WHAT THE-
Ad: Imma stop you right there
I haven't seen a single episode but this Ron is awesome!
Kookachulu Highly reccomend it! It’s one of the best shows I’ve seen, super light hearted and cheerful, and hilarious!!!!
@@henrym6411 Binged it a while back. Was awesome!
@@vylestyle2749 I was driving an Uber pax to the airport awhile back and I started laughing because I had recently watched the Flu episode. He had never watched Parks & Rec but decided that weekend he was going to binge watch due to my recommendation.
I really hope he enjoyed watching this show as much as we have all enjoyed it 😁 watching
@@michellegriff13 I too binge watched it a while back. It was awesome😆. Everybody pants now! Pants pants pantspants.
“My question is WHAT THE HELL!?”
2:07 Leslie: “I can do this all day”
3:18 You have no idea how long it has taken me to find this scene. Thank you so much for uploading this! This is easily my favorite cold opening to Parks and Rec
This show and The Office were comedy gold! Nothing like them since!
The best damn steakhouse in the damn state!
The bulge on the picture is real too.. Ha ha.
You know, I always thought Ron would've been one of those "I want that steak so rare it says 'moo' " types
Medium rare was slightly disappointing.
Too bad they closed down :(
Best cold open when Leslie starts rapping
"Look at me...just a kid" 🤣🤣🤣
First time i saw the tooth extraction one i legit had tears from laughing 💀 i miss this show
1:54 final battle in endgame, captain America vs thanos's army.
Okay but can we talk about how good “my friend was digging through your trash and we might have a lot in common” is as a pickup line tho
“This is one of my running feet.”
I forgot about some of these, I love them so much. especially when Leslie started rapping
1:55 captain america with mjolnir
When he said “April” I thought he said “hey bro”
8:37
The face of a true confident man...
Hahahahahaah
3:20 I’m getting so many Jake Peralta and Michael Scott vibes all at the same time😂
I have a raccoon hat, I'm an interesting person!
The captions at the beginning say “Hey Bro” when Ron says April and now I can’t unhear it
The dog poop one is hilarious lmaooo
Hey cool, Ron has a 3.35 Gerber Center Drive 😂
I also love amenities.
Man I was high af when I saw the dog poop fight. I still crack up when I watch sober now. When Leslie was enjoying the fights lol
What about when Ron threatens to take the puppy outside and shoot it.
I never watched the series, just binged clips. When I saw the first clip, I thought Ron yelled out: Ey Bro!
3:19 the greatest cold open ever
Your so right
98 dislikes from Eagleton residents.
Ron ate a stake the day I was born
gaming sasquatch lucky 😂
what an honor
steak
OP: Subtle jokes are lost on the Internet, m8.
The rest of you: Ron eats steak every day. If he's so much as one day older than you he ate a steak on the day of your birth. This is the joke.
Awww you are so young..its sweet
“Don’t sass me” priceless
Hey, love the un-skipable ad placement at 2:54 YT, algorithm is working fine👍
A Gerber center drive multi tool
The first one remains my absolute favorite...
I’m proud of Tom for forgetting to hide those eggs
8:47 a crime was committed against the eyes
3:18 - my favorite.
Same
Ron probably killed the raccoon and made the hat himself... no, he definitely did it himself
5:59 Second time Rob Lowe has fired two useless employees. They ought to write in him doing that in Texas 911.
Work whistle 🤣🤣🤣🤣
My question is, what the hell? - such an underrated line.
The dog poop one is a classic
0:00 HEY BRO!
5:25 that goat is chewing a plastic bag
Why would Ron want to BUY the mahogany plane model at 0:02? He literally makes everything.
I have never seen parks and rec, I have pieced together the entire show from funny RUclips clips
OMG! Garrett from Superstore!
"Don't sass me!"
My question is: What the hell?
The fact that all of these, bar one, include Ron tho
I knew he could walk!!
3:19. 😂😂😂😂😂😂
4:28 God promising happiness like
This is when captain Pawnee was born
I did something like Ron with his tooth extraction and got the same results. It was also one of the reasons I was dumped.
2:30 hahahaha
FOUR. There's four ways to skin a cat..
Aww for me?
DONT SAS ME
80 degrees night and day? fuck that
1:54 - Captain America using the Mjolnir against Thanos and his Army (2023 - Colorized)
you started with the best
Damn, Amy has a cannon!
I’m sorry, 80 motherfucking degrees??? 😰😰 That would so miserable. I can’t fall asleep or get comfortable on my bed or couch unless it’s 65° or 70°.
the subtitel at 0:00 says Hey Bro and Not April 😆
Funner not a word.
I’m surprised to see April walk out, disgusted, after seeing Ron pull his tooth out. You thought that’d be one of her kinks.
Wow, I didn't know Captain Marvel was so funny . . .
I kept replaying 7:17
Pam? Jim? Stanley!? Hello?
butkicker What?
BUTLICKER OUR PRICES HAVE NEVER BEEN LOWER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
80F is too warm, what is that, 27C? Even though I'm Indian (therefore tolerate extreme temps between 0C/32F and 40C/110F), I much prefer 18C/64F.
His Supreme Clarkson-ness if it helps, low humidity where they are. So very different feel than India!
@@sya286 Most of India is Semi Arid, where I am, humidity (except during the monsoons) is always extremely low. 18 to 34% relative.
If it's above zero it's too hot.
You’re right. It’s WAY too hot.
Those kids must be his high as fudge
anyone else think that he said hey bro
1:35 Captain Marvel becomes Captain America Marvel phase 6 leaked footage
The editing without title cards is kinda unnerving
I literally just realized… Tom’s apartment is always 80?!?! That is ridiculously hot! How does anyone live like that?!
*yank yank* tougher than it looked though