Ron Swanson Presents...Government Hatred 101 | Parks and Recreation | Comedy Bites

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  • @craigdiaz4143
    @craigdiaz4143 5 лет назад +5351

    "Am I interrupting something important?"
    "Impossible - I work for the government"
    lol

    • @endlessfreedomful
      @endlessfreedomful 5 лет назад +5

      my work-life tagline

    • @azure1204
      @azure1204 5 лет назад +3

      It's an epidemic among corporations too though

    • @bobshanery5152
      @bobshanery5152 5 лет назад +42

      @@azure1204
      Hm what is? Being lazy?
      True sure but the difference is a corporation would fail and shut down but a Gov would just increase its taxes. I rather have self responsibility

    • @azure1204
      @azure1204 5 лет назад +1

      ​@@bobshanery5152 Better than all the funds being embezzled into a rich person's pockets

    • @azure1204
      @azure1204 5 лет назад +1

      @@bobshanery5152 And then still doing nothing all day since so many office jobs you barely do much and just look busy and people will get mad at you being productive because it raises the bar.

  • @ericthompson861
    @ericthompson861 4 года назад +2193

    Favorite Ron Swanson quote: "The whole point of this country is, if you want to eat nothing but garbage, balloon up to 600 pounds, and die of a heart attack at 43, you can. You are free to do so. To me, that's beautiful."

    • @nickvoncloft4566
      @nickvoncloft4566 4 года назад +182

      and accept the consequence of doing so!!!! Don't come to govt to pay for your healthcare bills if you decide "Well... I need to fix this now"

    • @spacejesus6581
      @spacejesus6581 4 года назад +160

      My favorite:
      Capitalism! Gods way of deciding who is Smart, and who is Poor.

    • @ΦιλήμωνΓαλογαύρος
      @ΦιλήμωνΓαλογαύρος 4 года назад +9

      To me
      That is horrible.

    • @cheeseburger12
      @cheeseburger12 4 года назад +80

      Oh no! Personal responsibility! RUN!

    • @jwang9053
      @jwang9053 4 года назад +38

      My favorite is “Fish for sport not for meat. Fish meat is practically a vegetable and vegetables disgust me”

  • @TheFilmsKaper
    @TheFilmsKaper 5 лет назад +4771

    "why government matters"
    "it doesnt."

  • @marinenukem
    @marinenukem 5 лет назад +2958

    9:19 Ron: “Hang on I have something for you.” *Goes into his office*
    Me: “Imagine if he gave this nine year old the shotgun he keeps on his desk.”
    Ron: “THIS IS A CLAYMORE LAND MINE.”

    • @burpostockings
      @burpostockings 5 лет назад +228

      Protect your property with this. Hahaha i was crying

    • @JayF2912
      @JayF2912 5 лет назад +142

      Its dangerous to go alone! Take this!
      You got: *A Claymore Land Mine*
      *_BA DU BA DU DUUUUU_*

    • @Ducsuper
      @Ducsuper 5 лет назад +39

      haha with balloons in side :))

    • @etgamin43
      @etgamin43 5 лет назад +28

      Imagine her setting it up at her backdoor and just waking up to an explosion one morning

    • @Thehouseoffail
      @Thehouseoffail 4 года назад +35

      ETGamer it’s canonically full of confetti and balloons.

  • @agustinrico3304
    @agustinrico3304 4 года назад +963

    I like how he talks to children like they’re adults but still acknowledges they are children

    • @theunbalancedcharge2077
      @theunbalancedcharge2077 3 года назад +69

      Actually kind of refreshing from those adults who are just super condescending towards children no matter what

    • @billy6044
      @billy6044 3 года назад +24

      @@theunbalancedcharge2077 dogs, old people, and babies all get the same cutesy bullshit voice

    • @spongmongler6760
      @spongmongler6760 3 года назад +7

      @@billy6044 to be fair, the voice is very fun

    • @Bellg
      @Bellg 3 года назад +2

      @@spongmongler6760 No it isn't.

    • @spongmongler6760
      @spongmongler6760 3 года назад +2

      @@Bellg man up, yes it is

  • @feartheghus
    @feartheghus 5 лет назад +575

    That little girl is the most adorable lovable little girl ever and she deserves another claymore for her home’s back door, remember kids: keep all entry points secure, not just your front door.

    • @ΦιλήμωνΓαλογαύρος
      @ΦιλήμωνΓαλογαύρος 4 года назад +3

      Adorable.

    • @sugoruyo
      @sugoruyo 4 года назад +4

      Ingress points you mean.

    • @MegaKnight2012
      @MegaKnight2012 3 года назад +3

      Stick C4 under the porches in case claymores don't work. In case they make it past the claymore mines, use Scottish claymores for close-quarters

    • @levilandes1719
      @levilandes1719 2 года назад +1

      And remember to properly secure windows, preferably with rolled steel shutters.

  • @Kratosx23
    @Kratosx23 5 лет назад +587

    "This is a Claymore landmine. Use that to protect your property." LMFAO. 😂

    • @awesomefan935
      @awesomefan935 5 лет назад

      Rob Swanson: today they are going door to door doing a census, this is my time off and I refuse to let the government know details about my privacy, time to plant the claymore, then I’m gonna watch the football game.

    • @ΦιλήμωνΓαλογαύρος
      @ΦιλήμωνΓαλογαύρος 4 года назад +1

      This is a Claymore Landmine.
      Use that to Protect your Property.

    • @hachimakaku9559
      @hachimakaku9559 4 года назад +1

      and erase said property

    • @vigneshsivashankar156
      @vigneshsivashankar156 4 года назад

      confetti mine

  • @liladjgal1204
    @liladjgal1204 4 года назад +703

    I love how Andy is a full on married man and still calls Diane "Miss Lewis"

    • @hyrumcannon3789
      @hyrumcannon3789 4 года назад +5

      What else should he call her?

    • @reginabillotti
      @reginabillotti 4 года назад +70

      @@hyrumcannon3789 Diane. The only people who call her "Miss Lewis" are probably the students at her school. The fact that Andy calls her that underscores how he acts like a child. (Same thing with him asking to go trick-or-treating).

    • @alexanderlapp5048
      @alexanderlapp5048 3 года назад +18

      @@reginabillotti,
      Andy never grew up, he just got older.

    • @reginabillotti
      @reginabillotti 3 года назад +3

      @@alexanderlapp5048 exactly

    • @BlackDiamond2718
      @BlackDiamond2718 2 года назад

      Refer to her by her first name but at least expect Mrs. because she is married now.

  • @NoaEnt
    @NoaEnt 5 лет назад +2600

    I never noticed until now that he uses chuck e cheese for every example when he says he thinks the govt should be privatized.

    • @Kinobambino
      @Kinobambino 5 лет назад +14

      Loooool😅

    • @edwardheaney3641
      @edwardheaney3641 5 лет назад +198

      Well, they have a very good business model

    • @StupidBeagleAce
      @StupidBeagleAce 5 лет назад +85

      It's not that far off from the truth. We actually use McDonald's as the best example of private groups running things and offering services.

    • @davidornelas3326
      @davidornelas3326 5 лет назад +57

      Noa Entertainment the best thing about Ron’s ideology is how ridiculous it is. It adds to the humor.

    • @PAS2010D
      @PAS2010D 5 лет назад +89

      @@davidornelas3326 I disagree. Pretty sure the man is a genius.

  • @TheVampManson
    @TheVampManson 5 лет назад +4024

    Andy... Is the son Ron never wanted but begrudgingly accepted...

    • @SQUIISHY2304
      @SQUIISHY2304 5 лет назад +31

      MansonTheJoker he has a real son.....

    • @manneaux4404
      @manneaux4404 5 лет назад +144

      @@SQUIISHY2304 Yeah, it's Andy.

    • @TheVampManson
      @TheVampManson 5 лет назад +24

      @@SQUIISHY2304 I know this.

    • @smalltime0
      @smalltime0 5 лет назад +63

      Ron likes Andy, it is literally stated in the series.

    • @missycat7598
      @missycat7598 4 года назад +18

      smalltime0 Yes but begrudgingly

  • @Eirik_Bloodaxe
    @Eirik_Bloodaxe 5 лет назад +1500

    Drop in a token, look at a duck. Well damn if that isn’t EAs business model lol.

    • @walleras
      @walleras 5 лет назад +121

      Anton Girdeux bruh please
      EA makes you pay for the duck, the pond, the grass and the sun. Then it turns out its all glitched out

    • @ΦιλήμωνΓαλογαύρος
      @ΦιλήμωνΓαλογαύρος 4 года назад +15

      EA ' s business model.

    • @JacketsOnFire
      @JacketsOnFire 4 года назад +4

      Their business, their rules

    • @janvincent497
      @janvincent497 3 года назад +2

      And yet people keep them in business by buying there stuff.

    • @BeaverChainsaw
      @BeaverChainsaw 2 года назад +1

      An anarcho-capitalist's wet dream is a money-hungry cash grab to everyone else!

  • @kenzij
    @kenzij 5 лет назад +523

    I love how he decides that his metaphor is inappropriate for a 9 year old, but has no qualms about giving a 9 year old a claymore.

    • @ΦιλήμωνΓαλογαύρος
      @ΦιλήμωνΓαλογαύρος 4 года назад +7

      Claymore Landmine.

    • @TrueRetroflection
      @TrueRetroflection 4 года назад +7

      Φιλήμων Γαλογαύρος M18A1 Claymore landmine

    • @Aethelia
      @Aethelia 4 года назад +5

      That's America for you. They'll claim that a female nipple will destroy children's innocent lives, but not an assault rifle, as if the first is more dangerous.

    • @kenzij
      @kenzij 4 года назад +3

      @@Aethelia I mean I wasn't really trying to make a statement about American, but you're not wrong.

    • @The_JEB
      @The_JEB 3 года назад +10

      ​@@Aethelia
      A firearm is only as dangerous as its operator. With the proper training anyone can handle a firearm safely. Even if you do not like guns I suggest taking a gun safety course so that you can understand how one operates and functions and also so you know how to safely disarm and prove it safe in the event that you need to.

  • @rickymillington1573
    @rickymillington1573 5 лет назад +800

    “My idea of a perfect government, is one guy who sits in a small room at a desk. And the only thing he’s allowed to decide is who to nuke. The man is chosen based on some kind of I.Q. Test, and maybe also a physical tournament, like a decathlon. And women are brought to him… maybe… when he desires them.”

    • @ΦιλήμωνΓαλογαύρος
      @ΦιλήμωνΓαλογαύρος 4 года назад +21

      The government is unproductive if socialist.

    • @Valiguss
      @Valiguss 4 года назад +12

      Φιλήμων Γαλογαύρος or democratic, frankly if we could find one person who was incorruptible and very intelligent honestly it’d be best to put them in complete control, but that will never happen so democracy yay

    • @blueglaze1514
      @blueglaze1514 4 года назад +1

      Don't we call that person the president

    • @Valiguss
      @Valiguss 4 года назад +5

      blue glaze no the President isn’t a dictator a hypothetical hyper intelligent incorruptible being would have complete control the president has many checks on his power simply because in the real world it’s needed and as we can see with the current president not all of them are or have been that intelligent or even capable.

    • @blueglaze1514
      @blueglaze1514 4 года назад +1

      @@Valiguss r/wooooosh

  • @MrDynamichero
    @MrDynamichero 5 лет назад +1395

    "Don't sass me"

  • @Starmadien2019
    @Starmadien2019 5 лет назад +567

    Ron being a dad to Andy and the others.

  • @TheMainMan.
    @TheMainMan. 4 года назад +52

    "Government is inefficient and should be dissolved. Please hold while I transfer you."
    😂

  • @KentheDeer
    @KentheDeer 4 года назад +125

    "Bacon-wrapped shrimp."
    "Oh thanks, I'm okay."
    "I wasn't offering..."

  • @zaru10
    @zaru10 5 лет назад +268

    Why does government matter?
    It doesn't.
    - Lauren burkiss

    • @ΦιλήμωνΓαλογαύρος
      @ΦιλήμωνΓαλογαύρος 4 года назад +1

      It does not.

    • @Los150
      @Los150 Год назад +1

      I mean it does if you like police, fire, roads, bridges, sanitation…oh my bad this was supposed to be fun lol

  • @slothzz4548
    @slothzz4548 5 лет назад +1053

    “Bring all of this crumbling to the ground”

  • @trueblueryu5713
    @trueblueryu5713 5 лет назад +927

    People want Morgan Freeman to narrate their lives, but Nick Offerman would be my choice (or at least tied with Samuel L Jackson)

    • @NoahHakvern01
      @NoahHakvern01 5 лет назад +69

      'They were born. Then they at some point will die. End of life story.'

    • @hughmandingo645
      @hughmandingo645 5 лет назад +4

      How about robin Williams?

    • @danielskrivan6921
      @danielskrivan6921 5 лет назад +14

      I'll take Michael Pena (as he tells stories in Ant-Man).

    • @ROBERTJOHNSON020
      @ROBERTJOHNSON020 5 лет назад +3

      I'd say Ron Howard

    • @DZatheus
      @DZatheus 5 лет назад +2

      I'd go for Charles Dance or Iain Glen. Damn their silky voices!

  • @RabbidM0nkey123
    @RabbidM0nkey123 5 лет назад +2786

    “History started in 1776 everything before that was a mistake” literally the best thing ever

    • @SmashLiXs
      @SmashLiXs 5 лет назад +13

      are you chris?

    • @RabbidM0nkey123
      @RabbidM0nkey123 5 лет назад +16

      SmashLiXs I wish I was that optimistic 😂but Ron is my spirit animal tho

    • @Storming360
      @Storming360 5 лет назад +40

      Roman empire? Mistake.
      5 thousand years of old world civilizations? Mistake.
      Renaissance? Big Mistake.

    • @smalltime0
      @smalltime0 5 лет назад +11

      I'll fight you across the world. Fucking Yanks

    • @guillermocastro3396
      @guillermocastro3396 5 лет назад +30

      smalltime0 Either we kicked your ass before or gave you money or both at the same time or the first then the second or the second then the first we’ll do it all again! Round 2 man! Or 3! I dunno!

  • @lazarussoul8221
    @lazarussoul8221 5 лет назад +642

    Bacon wrapped shrimp....no thank you.....I wasn’t offering lmao!!!!

  • @killiandavies8985
    @killiandavies8985 5 лет назад +354

    The front of that claymore is gonna tell that little girl to aim it towards her enemy.
    Her enemy: the corrupt education system.
    Ron bless you, Lauren. Ron bless you.

  • @catlyson3291
    @catlyson3291 5 лет назад +204

    I love how the Diane scene insinuates that Andy is Ron's child

    • @ΦιλήμωνΓαλογαύρος
      @ΦιλήμωνΓαλογαύρος 4 года назад +1

      Diane scene

    • @sportsfaniguess154
      @sportsfaniguess154 4 года назад +1

      catlyson andy is a child might as well be Ron’s child

    • @Kvh47
      @Kvh47 3 года назад +4

      Well Ron often calls andy "son". they were playing ball in the parking lot, he took him to college and he cant visit their house without starting to fix things. they may not be blood related, but ron is definitly his dad.

  • @AmericanDream317
    @AmericanDream317 4 года назад +74

    "You can wait at that table and someone will be here sometime."
    "But aren't you here now?"
    "No."

  • @codyburgett7962
    @codyburgett7962 4 года назад +71

    I love how aggressively he throws away his computer

  • @nicknackau
    @nicknackau 4 года назад +27

    5:57
    "I went to this website and this ad popped up that said " *HEY RON SWANSON, CHECK OUT THIS GREAT OFFER* "
    "What's your question"
    "My question is what the hell"
    😂😂😂😂😂

  • @kittykattzee
    @kittykattzee 5 лет назад +118

    “Uh oh! Capital gains tax” 😂😭

  • @ChaotiX1
    @ChaotiX1 4 года назад +325

    Stop saying Ron Swanson lives the American way.
    Ron Swanson IS the American Way.

    • @Ismael-kc3ry
      @Ismael-kc3ry 3 года назад +3

      He lives the Swanson way.

    • @spazerabanekozeroshki
      @spazerabanekozeroshki 2 года назад +2

      Correction He is the pinnacle of American. Especially when he coached a basketball team to be more than just men he made them become Swansons

  • @navalidon581
    @navalidon581 5 лет назад +205

    “ *every word Ron Swanson has ever spoken* “

  • @matthewlee4834
    @matthewlee4834 4 года назад +697

    You don't have to be a libertarian to appreciate that Parks and Rec had an outspoken libertarian as a main character. That RARELY happens in mainstream media and it was really refreshing to see

    • @legofan370
      @legofan370 4 года назад +109

      He was meant to be a parody at first but as the series went on, and people started to relate to him and admire him, they made him a more three dimensional Libertarian character. Even though nowadays, most Libertarians are pretty cancerous.

    • @anunknownentity1637
      @anunknownentity1637 4 года назад +66

      @@legofan370 I disagree with you. Libertarianism, more specifically anarcho-capitalism is preferable to any system of governance.

    • @legofan370
      @legofan370 4 года назад +61

      @@anunknownentity1637 I'm not saying Libertarianism is bad, but I find most people who preach it have a major ego about it and act like they're smarter than everyone else. Plus, ever since Gary Johnson, the party has been kind of a mess.

    • @anunknownentity1637
      @anunknownentity1637 4 года назад +17

      @@legofan370 I agree with you that Gary Johnson was terrible. I am hopeful that Jorgensen will fair better than last candidates.

    • @akirak1871
      @akirak1871 4 года назад +38

      @@legofan370 Anyone who "preaches" at all is probably going to have a "smarter than thou" complex. I've definitely noticed that among progressive Leftists. And yea, Gary Johnson sucks. He's more concerned with being Democrat Party Lite™ rather than actually promoting libertarian ideas.

  • @TuddecBMW
    @TuddecBMW 4 года назад +33

    “But aren’t you here now?”
    “No.”
    -Ron Swanson

  • @Kinobambino
    @Kinobambino 5 лет назад +284

    Ok, but what kind of school sends 9 year old girls unetattended in a government office as a field trip.
    Principal must be Tammy😲

    • @jjjr8664
      @jjjr8664 5 лет назад +17

      "Unetattended" is a word I learned at said school.

    • @user-nt6zq4ft4j
      @user-nt6zq4ft4j 5 лет назад +15

      DjRawd0g that has no relevance to this video and comment stfu

    • @stormisuedonym4599
      @stormisuedonym4599 4 года назад +4

      @Doctor Tophat Someone hasn't been on tumblr lately.

    • @ΦιλήμωνΓαλογαύρος
      @ΦιλήμωνΓαλογαύρος 4 года назад

      Right.

    • @RonJohn63
      @RonJohn63 4 года назад

      She wasn't unattended. Look n the background when he gives her the Claymore.

  • @Rhyza13
    @Rhyza13 5 лет назад +37

    7:43 Seeing him perk up when he learns of the topic her report is about always makes me giggle.

  • @betterthanmost9549
    @betterthanmost9549 4 года назад +93

    Ron Swanson is so stereo typically American I love it. I know the character was created to mock libertarianism but even us libertarians love Ron.

    • @MarnieGolde7
      @MarnieGolde7 4 года назад +15

      I like how this show mocks all angles of politics but in a really endearing way. I may not politically agree with each character but I love every one of them. I consider myself very liberal but I would absolutely love to hang out with and learn from Ron. He is simply the best!

    • @gracemariewalter
      @gracemariewalter 3 года назад +6

      He could have been made to make fun of us yes, but he is still always correct.

    • @brandonsaquariumsandterrar8985
      @brandonsaquariumsandterrar8985 2 года назад +2

      He seems like someone the libertarian party would seriously nominate

    • @Y20XTongvaLand
      @Y20XTongvaLand Год назад +2

      I've never perceived the show as mocking libertarianism.

  • @justinz9225
    @justinz9225 4 года назад +409

    The older I get, the more I agree with Ron in almost every way. I know the writers meant him to sound crazy, but it just makes sense. Haha

    • @michellegriff13
      @michellegriff13 4 года назад +74

      The scene with Lauren where he describes taxes using her lunch is simple, detailed, and a like a kick to the nuggets with a steel toed boot! Reminds me of the 1st time, many, many years ago, I reviewed my paystub from work and felt financially raped.
      This was the 2nd greatest character created for television next to Al Bundy 😁

    • @happycat7603
      @happycat7603 4 года назад +9

      Same especially during the coronavirus

    • @unc54
      @unc54 4 года назад +27

      @@michellegriff13 He made too much sense that scene so they had to even it out by him giving her a claymore mine.

    • @rafaelperes6333
      @rafaelperes6333 4 года назад +15

      They did make some of his views extreme but most of what he says makes perfect sense.
      As the saying goes:
      "If you're not a socialist by the age of 20 - you have no heart.
      If you're not a capitalist by the age of 30 - you have no brain."

    • @jameswalsh4531
      @jameswalsh4531 4 года назад +20

      ​@@rafaelperes6333 Ron Swanson: "Eliminate the post office"..."FDR ruined this country"
      Me watching when it aired: "Lol, what a nut"
      Me watching in 2020: "Preach, brother!"

  • @burnbobquist8999
    @burnbobquist8999 4 года назад +17

    "Don't sass me" is forever one of my favourite lines in any show. :D

  • @cccs07
    @cccs07 5 лет назад +120

    7:15 the gun shot ring tone at city hall LOL

  • @mutantraze3681
    @mutantraze3681 4 года назад +521

    I'm starting to see this man's point from recent events...

    • @SusanatorBot
      @SusanatorBot 4 года назад +43

      Add "Eliminate the post office" to the list

    • @christophera.kreusel4329
      @christophera.kreusel4329 4 года назад +32

      Also: “Bring all of this crumbling to the ground”

    • @rakashaagain
      @rakashaagain 3 года назад +4

      @Harry Abma You my friend, win the month. congratz.

    • @employee962
      @employee962 3 года назад +1

      Based

    • @olfmombach260
      @olfmombach260 3 года назад +2

      @Harry Abma Sadly it's not that easy

  • @Kinobambino
    @Kinobambino 5 лет назад +96

    Slash It! Slash It! Slash It!

  • @TacoTraveller
    @TacoTraveller 4 года назад +20

    I’m absolutely convinced Ron is based on a friend of mine. He works for the local government, but he hates anything government. He even talks, laughs and has the same demeanor as Ron. My friend even married a single mom with two girls. When my friend gets drunk he acts like a different person, just like Ron.

  • @him050
    @him050 4 года назад +50

    “This is a claymore landmine”
    *hands it to a 9 year old*

    • @MegaKnight2012
      @MegaKnight2012 3 года назад

      Kids used to learn how to handle dynamite

    • @donaldfarquar
      @donaldfarquar 2 года назад

      It's okay, it's just filled with confetti and balloons

  • @LDK04L
    @LDK04L 4 года назад +14

    “My idea of perfect government is, one guy, who sits in a small room at a desk and the only thing he’s allow to decide is.. who to nuke.” 💀💀

  • @DreddPirateRoberts
    @DreddPirateRoberts 5 лет назад +55

    I wish they included the girl coming back from turning in her homework.

  • @molusenjamir7545
    @molusenjamir7545 5 лет назад +124

    *this is a claymore landmine, use this to protect your property*

  • @ruvinwolf
    @ruvinwolf 4 года назад +37

    Ron Swanson, while a satirized and extreme example of libertarianism, has inspired a whole new generation of libertarians even if that wasn’t the intention.

    • @Y20XTongvaLand
      @Y20XTongvaLand Год назад

      Evidence, please.

    • @allibababoo
      @allibababoo 10 месяцев назад

      That's ironic because we were making fun of a stupid political ideology. It's a silly joke that unintigent people sincerely claim as their belief system.

  • @IconicSimulation
    @IconicSimulation 3 года назад +28

    Ron: *proceeds to eat a girl's lunch*
    Also Ron: *gives the girl a claymore landmine after

    • @captainphoenix
      @captainphoenix 3 года назад

      Girl learns about .onion's, sells the landmine on-line for enough money to buy hundreds of those lunches. Then also turns in about 5 dozen pedo's to FBI for even more dough.

    • @bradsmith2661
      @bradsmith2661 2 года назад +1

      Fair trade if you ask me

  • @luisjesus8668
    @luisjesus8668 3 года назад +10

    "This is a claymore landmine, use it to protect your property"
    Such an underrated line

  • @tyler7239
    @tyler7239 5 лет назад +42

    5:06 I love how it's Andy that ends up busting up Ron's office.

  • @EverythingN.Nothing
    @EverythingN.Nothing 5 лет назад +88

    "Drop in a token, look at a duck."

  • @xdivineHART
    @xdivineHART 4 года назад +25

    I love how excited he was to give the girl a claymore

  • @dragondorado5011
    @dragondorado5011 5 лет назад +84

    1:14 Assistant *to the* City Manager

  • @scottymyke28
    @scottymyke28 5 лет назад +63

    He gave a nine yr old a land mine lmfaooooooooooooooo

    • @kauskommentator4145
      @kauskommentator4145 5 лет назад +6

      But he avoided using an age-inappropriate metaphor.

    • @vaquero2322
      @vaquero2322 5 лет назад

      Kaus Kommentator
      He believes in self defense and wants to preserve what he created with that nine year old. He looked like he felt accomplish.
      I do agree that’s it’s stupid and that he didn’t think about giving a nine year old a bomb while she was on a school trip. still hilarious. There’s comedy and shows off Ron as a character

    • @ΦιλήμωνΓαλογαύρος
      @ΦιλήμωνΓαλογαύρος 4 года назад

      Yeap

    • @MegaKnight2012
      @MegaKnight2012 3 года назад

      Some kids learn to handle dynamite around that age

  • @LambFollower
    @LambFollower 3 года назад +15

    I love how Ron believes that government is a waste of money and proceeds to waste tax payers money trying to be as ineffective and unproductive as possible. The irony LOL

    • @mikescott3370
      @mikescott3370 Год назад

      A park costs more then his salary i think that’s the point he was making haha

    • @demonzabrak
      @demonzabrak Год назад

      You’ve used irony incorrectly.
      You should exactly expect a person who works for the government and believes the government to be a waste to act in such a way as to prove themselves right. His actions directly match his ideology.
      Here is the definition of irony based on your usage: “a state of affairs or an event that seems deliberately contrary to what one expects and is often amusing as a result.”
      He says paying for government is a waste, and he acts in such a way as to be a waste of peoples’ tax money. It would be ironic if he said he believed it a waste and acted like Chris.

  • @aceofspades6789
    @aceofspades6789 4 года назад +8

    “Bacon wrapped shrimp”
    “Oh I’m fine”
    *I wasn’t asking*

  • @dopeboi6754
    @dopeboi6754 4 года назад +11

    8:37 I love how Ron pretty much just ate her lunch

    • @MegaKnight2012
      @MegaKnight2012 3 года назад

      He probably gave her some barbecued meat to compensate

  • @cucabeludo3596
    @cucabeludo3596 3 года назад +43

    I got a feeling the writers started the whole libertarian thing with ron as a joke and towards the end they started to agree with it and it became more serious

  • @jules2303
    @jules2303 5 лет назад +69

    wow ron really likes chuck e cheese

  • @doug2496
    @doug2496 4 года назад +3

    I love how ron doesnt just toss the computer. He throws it with pure rage.

  • @agentmichaelscarn7460
    @agentmichaelscarn7460 5 лет назад +2

    “Never half ass two things. Whole ass one thing.” - Ron fucking Swanson

  • @nathankirkha
    @nathankirkha 5 лет назад +17

    Ron's no.1 favourite food: bacon
    No.2 favourite food: steak (i think)
    No.3 favourite food: shrimp

  • @san708
    @san708 5 лет назад +175

    Wait did he just give a little girl a land mine???

    • @cheeseyjrdude4751
      @cheeseyjrdude4751 5 лет назад +44

      Would you prefer he gave her the shotgun?

    • @elonwhatever
      @elonwhatever 5 лет назад +74

      Yes, yes he did. To protect her property!

    • @TheDirtysouthfan
      @TheDirtysouthfan 5 лет назад +40

      They find out later on that it's filled with confetti. I guess he didn't know at the time though.

    • @damnskippy1988
      @damnskippy1988 5 лет назад +13

      It's the gift that keeps on giving

    • @paulblasiman1818
      @paulblasiman1818 5 лет назад +12

      It's partially defused.

  • @Homeschoolsw6
    @Homeschoolsw6 5 лет назад +19

    " Bring all this crumbling to the ground. "

    • @dvulpis29
      @dvulpis29 4 года назад +2

      Government is inefficient and should be dissolved, please hold while I transfer you.

  • @terrylbell6378
    @terrylbell6378 4 года назад +4

    "I'm gonna need a different metaphor to give this nine-year old." -- 😂

  • @nkptvrpm
    @nkptvrpm 4 года назад +5

    4:38 "Just like my brother, *she* is an officer in the Airforce" 😭😭😭😭

  • @foolst0p
    @foolst0p 4 года назад +3

    "I have something for you."
    "This is a claymore landmine"
    LMAOO

  • @masterstumpy3583
    @masterstumpy3583 4 года назад +10

    Chris Pratt is his absolute BEST when he's Andy Dwyer! LOL!

  • @j.k.ravshanovich
    @j.k.ravshanovich 3 года назад +1

    I am gonna have "SLASH IT, SLASH IT, SLASH IT..." written on my T-shirt and Ron's face below it.

  • @snakebolt2459
    @snakebolt2459 4 года назад +20

    The only thing I don’t agree with ron on is my hatred for just government, I hate corporates too

    • @Terry-nr5qn
      @Terry-nr5qn 3 года назад +8

      The reason corporations are bad is government regulation and bailouts.

    • @snakebolt2459
      @snakebolt2459 3 года назад +7

      @@Terry-nr5qn no it because both try to control each other they are both in it for one thing power and everyone is dragged in the cross fire to use as pawns

  • @SheenylHassan
    @SheenylHassan 4 года назад +2

    I want to go through life as ferociously as Ron chucks computer into dumps.

  • @chocolatte6157
    @chocolatte6157 4 года назад +4

    “Am I interrupting anything important?”
    “Impossible. I work for the government.”
    What a great line!!! 😆😆😆
    And I love the ring tone.
    And the Claymore mine? LOL (I did)

  • @papalover7873
    @papalover7873 5 лет назад +35

    bro i love this channel

  • @juniormedina4485
    @juniormedina4485 5 лет назад +36

    *Ron Swanson knows what he is about, son.*

  • @thepoisoncrow5721
    @thepoisoncrow5721 3 года назад +5

    “Its my number one favorite food wrapped around my number three favorite food” whats his number two favorite food

  • @sammyeagleson5352
    @sammyeagleson5352 5 лет назад +38

    Ron: *YOU CAN* 😂😂😂

  • @matthewmullins4218
    @matthewmullins4218 4 года назад +1

    Andy's reaction when Diane asks Ron to go trick or treating tho...priceless

  • @harrisonrawlinson4602
    @harrisonrawlinson4602 5 лет назад +5

    When Ron is describing his ‘perfect one man government’, he shows how he does actually want government, just not the current system

  • @AllCanadiaReject
    @AllCanadiaReject 5 лет назад +4

    I completely agree with this satirical character when it comes to food and people's personal choices regarding it.

  • @callumhaynes1384
    @callumhaynes1384 4 года назад +3

    "This is a claymore landmine" gets me everytime

  • @mattnichols4592
    @mattnichols4592 6 месяцев назад

    1:26
    “I will walk further into the belly of the beast!”
    “Bring all this crumbling to the ground”
    😂😂😂

  • @lego007guym8
    @lego007guym8 4 года назад +11

    I love Ron, but the world he envisions is literally The Outer Worlds.

  • @fatalbert2055
    @fatalbert2055 3 года назад +1

    4:42 This part will always make me laugh. The way that he just wanted to show everyone that he was eating bacon rapped shrimp is so funny to me.

  • @toso69420
    @toso69420 5 лет назад +5

    Ron's voice, hairstyle and moustache are goals. I just wish that if I get a dad bod as I grow old, I'd want to look like him.

    • @danielskrivan6921
      @danielskrivan6921 5 лет назад

      I knew a guy who grew a beard, because if you're overweight and clean-shaven, you're "fat"; but if you have a beard, you're "burly".

  • @TheIrishYoshi
    @TheIrishYoshi 5 лет назад +21

    I've never been to Chucky Cheese. What makes its business model so impeccable

    • @lazarussoul8221
      @lazarussoul8221 5 лет назад +13

      The Irish Yoshi you want to use something....pay for a limited time.....ON EVERYTHING!!!

    • @smasanz12
      @smasanz12 5 лет назад +15

      You have to pay for anything remotely entertaining, games, food, prizes, etc. And it's absurd because Chuck E. Cheese is not exactly thriving these days.

    • @TheIrishYoshi
      @TheIrishYoshi 5 лет назад +5

      Lol sounds like a great way to drive away customers

    • @thrawn8840
      @thrawn8840 5 лет назад

      Indoor park

    • @raycycleit8311
      @raycycleit8311 5 лет назад

      Also, you pay real money for tokens you can only use at chucky cheese.

  • @steamin3354
    @steamin3354 5 лет назад +50

    Q1: Why does government matter
    Type In answer and explain
    Answer:It doesn't

  • @fiber399
    @fiber399 3 года назад +2

    “Don’t sass me Burkess”

  • @allstar4409
    @allstar4409 5 лет назад +72

    Just saying that gave me a semi

  • @shiggymartin9722
    @shiggymartin9722 4 года назад +2

    "Chuck E Cheese has an impeccable business model."
    Chuck E Cheese files for Chapter 11 bankruptcy protection...

  • @martinsmith5520
    @martinsmith5520 4 года назад +4

    I ve worked for the government for 7 and a half years. I concur, the government is inefficient and should be dissolved.

  • @marcboyer1562
    @marcboyer1562 3 года назад +1

    "bacon rapped shrimp"
    "oh thanks im ok"
    "i wasnt offering"
    my favorite part

  • @WorldwideGee
    @WorldwideGee 3 года назад +28

    I know Ron was created as a parody character, but to me, he's the most relevant and rational man in TV history.

    • @thefausty5195
      @thefausty5195 2 года назад +1

      He may be relevant but not rational.

    • @NOWABOmusic
      @NOWABOmusic 2 года назад

      @@thefausty5195 He tends to be irrational. But his base premises are mostly correct.

    • @thefausty5195
      @thefausty5195 2 года назад

      @@NOWABOmusic "base premises", which base premises?

    • @NOWABOmusic
      @NOWABOmusic 2 года назад

      @@thefausty5195 In my estimation, it's these: Freedom and personal responsibility is better than group responsibility and restriction. The free market is better than bureaucracy. Taxation is theft.
      There's caveats to all these, however, so the logical end to holding all these 100% is somewhat irrational.

    • @thefausty5195
      @thefausty5195 2 года назад

      @@NOWABOmusic I mean, His base premises are not that great. But, they are okay to some extent.

  • @bravozulu0380
    @bravozulu0380 4 года назад +2

    How free is this man?
    Free enough to give a nine year old a claymore. That’s freedom.

  • @jesusbonnie
    @jesusbonnie 5 лет назад +3

    "I've been a loyal foot soldier" lol

  • @madbananas5555
    @madbananas5555 3 года назад

    The script is brilliant and perfectly executed. Kudos for this mashup.

  • @ethanturrano5599
    @ethanturrano5599 4 года назад +3

    I like how Ron is against taxes, government, and capitalism and does it for a living.

    • @bjchit
      @bjchit 3 года назад +5

      He’s not against capitalism.

  • @SGTBizarro
    @SGTBizarro 2 года назад

    I completely died when Ron brought out the claymore landmine for Lauren.

  • @edgarallanpoe8917
    @edgarallanpoe8917 5 лет назад +13

    "Just saying that gave me a semi"

  • @kadensullivan5994
    @kadensullivan5994 4 года назад +1

    "Hang on, hang on. I got something for you. This is a claymore land mine."

  • @ZoeyTheGSP
    @ZoeyTheGSP 5 лет назад +13

    That ringtone 😂😂😂

  • @jonant8317
    @jonant8317 Год назад

    the greatest lesson I ever learned from tv is from Ron Swanson and the importance of a healthy hatred of government