@@azure1204 Hm what is? Being lazy? True sure but the difference is a corporation would fail and shut down but a Gov would just increase its taxes. I rather have self responsibility
@@bobshanery5152 And then still doing nothing all day since so many office jobs you barely do much and just look busy and people will get mad at you being productive because it raises the bar.
Favorite Ron Swanson quote: "The whole point of this country is, if you want to eat nothing but garbage, balloon up to 600 pounds, and die of a heart attack at 43, you can. You are free to do so. To me, that's beautiful."
9:19 Ron: “Hang on I have something for you.” *Goes into his office* Me: “Imagine if he gave this nine year old the shotgun he keeps on his desk.” Ron: “THIS IS A CLAYMORE LAND MINE.”
That little girl is the most adorable lovable little girl ever and she deserves another claymore for her home’s back door, remember kids: keep all entry points secure, not just your front door.
Rob Swanson: today they are going door to door doing a census, this is my time off and I refuse to let the government know details about my privacy, time to plant the claymore, then I’m gonna watch the football game.
@@hyrumcannon3789 Diane. The only people who call her "Miss Lewis" are probably the students at her school. The fact that Andy calls her that underscores how he acts like a child. (Same thing with him asking to go trick-or-treating).
That's America for you. They'll claim that a female nipple will destroy children's innocent lives, but not an assault rifle, as if the first is more dangerous.
@@Aethelia A firearm is only as dangerous as its operator. With the proper training anyone can handle a firearm safely. Even if you do not like guns I suggest taking a gun safety course so that you can understand how one operates and functions and also so you know how to safely disarm and prove it safe in the event that you need to.
“My idea of a perfect government, is one guy who sits in a small room at a desk. And the only thing he’s allowed to decide is who to nuke. The man is chosen based on some kind of I.Q. Test, and maybe also a physical tournament, like a decathlon. And women are brought to him… maybe… when he desires them.”
Φιλήμων Γαλογαύρος or democratic, frankly if we could find one person who was incorruptible and very intelligent honestly it’d be best to put them in complete control, but that will never happen so democracy yay
blue glaze no the President isn’t a dictator a hypothetical hyper intelligent incorruptible being would have complete control the president has many checks on his power simply because in the real world it’s needed and as we can see with the current president not all of them are or have been that intelligent or even capable.
smalltime0 Either we kicked your ass before or gave you money or both at the same time or the first then the second or the second then the first we’ll do it all again! Round 2 man! Or 3! I dunno!
The front of that claymore is gonna tell that little girl to aim it towards her enemy. Her enemy: the corrupt education system. Ron bless you, Lauren. Ron bless you.
Well Ron often calls andy "son". they were playing ball in the parking lot, he took him to college and he cant visit their house without starting to fix things. they may not be blood related, but ron is definitly his dad.
5:57 "I went to this website and this ad popped up that said " *HEY RON SWANSON, CHECK OUT THIS GREAT OFFER* " "What's your question" "My question is what the hell" 😂😂😂😂😂
You don't have to be a libertarian to appreciate that Parks and Rec had an outspoken libertarian as a main character. That RARELY happens in mainstream media and it was really refreshing to see
He was meant to be a parody at first but as the series went on, and people started to relate to him and admire him, they made him a more three dimensional Libertarian character. Even though nowadays, most Libertarians are pretty cancerous.
@@anunknownentity1637 I'm not saying Libertarianism is bad, but I find most people who preach it have a major ego about it and act like they're smarter than everyone else. Plus, ever since Gary Johnson, the party has been kind of a mess.
@@legofan370 Anyone who "preaches" at all is probably going to have a "smarter than thou" complex. I've definitely noticed that among progressive Leftists. And yea, Gary Johnson sucks. He's more concerned with being Democrat Party Lite™ rather than actually promoting libertarian ideas.
I like how this show mocks all angles of politics but in a really endearing way. I may not politically agree with each character but I love every one of them. I consider myself very liberal but I would absolutely love to hang out with and learn from Ron. He is simply the best!
The scene with Lauren where he describes taxes using her lunch is simple, detailed, and a like a kick to the nuggets with a steel toed boot! Reminds me of the 1st time, many, many years ago, I reviewed my paystub from work and felt financially raped. This was the 2nd greatest character created for television next to Al Bundy 😁
They did make some of his views extreme but most of what he says makes perfect sense. As the saying goes: "If you're not a socialist by the age of 20 - you have no heart. If you're not a capitalist by the age of 30 - you have no brain."
@@rafaelperes6333 Ron Swanson: "Eliminate the post office"..."FDR ruined this country" Me watching when it aired: "Lol, what a nut" Me watching in 2020: "Preach, brother!"
I’m absolutely convinced Ron is based on a friend of mine. He works for the local government, but he hates anything government. He even talks, laughs and has the same demeanor as Ron. My friend even married a single mom with two girls. When my friend gets drunk he acts like a different person, just like Ron.
Ron Swanson, while a satirized and extreme example of libertarianism, has inspired a whole new generation of libertarians even if that wasn’t the intention.
That's ironic because we were making fun of a stupid political ideology. It's a silly joke that unintigent people sincerely claim as their belief system.
Girl learns about .onion's, sells the landmine on-line for enough money to buy hundreds of those lunches. Then also turns in about 5 dozen pedo's to FBI for even more dough.
Kaus Kommentator He believes in self defense and wants to preserve what he created with that nine year old. He looked like he felt accomplish. I do agree that’s it’s stupid and that he didn’t think about giving a nine year old a bomb while she was on a school trip. still hilarious. There’s comedy and shows off Ron as a character
I love how Ron believes that government is a waste of money and proceeds to waste tax payers money trying to be as ineffective and unproductive as possible. The irony LOL
You’ve used irony incorrectly. You should exactly expect a person who works for the government and believes the government to be a waste to act in such a way as to prove themselves right. His actions directly match his ideology. Here is the definition of irony based on your usage: “a state of affairs or an event that seems deliberately contrary to what one expects and is often amusing as a result.” He says paying for government is a waste, and he acts in such a way as to be a waste of peoples’ tax money. It would be ironic if he said he believed it a waste and acted like Chris.
I got a feeling the writers started the whole libertarian thing with ron as a joke and towards the end they started to agree with it and it became more serious
@@Terry-nr5qn no it because both try to control each other they are both in it for one thing power and everyone is dragged in the cross fire to use as pawns
“Am I interrupting anything important?” “Impossible. I work for the government.” What a great line!!! 😆😆😆 And I love the ring tone. And the Claymore mine? LOL (I did)
You have to pay for anything remotely entertaining, games, food, prizes, etc. And it's absurd because Chuck E. Cheese is not exactly thriving these days.
@@thefausty5195 In my estimation, it's these: Freedom and personal responsibility is better than group responsibility and restriction. The free market is better than bureaucracy. Taxation is theft. There's caveats to all these, however, so the logical end to holding all these 100% is somewhat irrational.
"Am I interrupting something important?"
"Impossible - I work for the government"
lol
my work-life tagline
It's an epidemic among corporations too though
@@azure1204
Hm what is? Being lazy?
True sure but the difference is a corporation would fail and shut down but a Gov would just increase its taxes. I rather have self responsibility
@@bobshanery5152 Better than all the funds being embezzled into a rich person's pockets
@@bobshanery5152 And then still doing nothing all day since so many office jobs you barely do much and just look busy and people will get mad at you being productive because it raises the bar.
Favorite Ron Swanson quote: "The whole point of this country is, if you want to eat nothing but garbage, balloon up to 600 pounds, and die of a heart attack at 43, you can. You are free to do so. To me, that's beautiful."
and accept the consequence of doing so!!!! Don't come to govt to pay for your healthcare bills if you decide "Well... I need to fix this now"
My favorite:
Capitalism! Gods way of deciding who is Smart, and who is Poor.
To me
That is horrible.
Oh no! Personal responsibility! RUN!
My favorite is “Fish for sport not for meat. Fish meat is practically a vegetable and vegetables disgust me”
"why government matters"
"it doesnt."
"Well Said"!
What episode was that?
"here, is a claymore landmine"
Carla Lanys thanks
"You son of a bi**ch"
"I'm in"
9:19 Ron: “Hang on I have something for you.” *Goes into his office*
Me: “Imagine if he gave this nine year old the shotgun he keeps on his desk.”
Ron: “THIS IS A CLAYMORE LAND MINE.”
Protect your property with this. Hahaha i was crying
Its dangerous to go alone! Take this!
You got: *A Claymore Land Mine*
*_BA DU BA DU DUUUUU_*
haha with balloons in side :))
Imagine her setting it up at her backdoor and just waking up to an explosion one morning
ETGamer it’s canonically full of confetti and balloons.
I like how he talks to children like they’re adults but still acknowledges they are children
Actually kind of refreshing from those adults who are just super condescending towards children no matter what
@@theunbalancedcharge2077 dogs, old people, and babies all get the same cutesy bullshit voice
@@billy6044 to be fair, the voice is very fun
@@spongmongler6760 No it isn't.
@@Bellg man up, yes it is
That little girl is the most adorable lovable little girl ever and she deserves another claymore for her home’s back door, remember kids: keep all entry points secure, not just your front door.
Adorable.
Ingress points you mean.
Stick C4 under the porches in case claymores don't work. In case they make it past the claymore mines, use Scottish claymores for close-quarters
And remember to properly secure windows, preferably with rolled steel shutters.
"This is a Claymore landmine. Use that to protect your property." LMFAO. 😂
Rob Swanson: today they are going door to door doing a census, this is my time off and I refuse to let the government know details about my privacy, time to plant the claymore, then I’m gonna watch the football game.
This is a Claymore Landmine.
Use that to Protect your Property.
and erase said property
confetti mine
I love how Andy is a full on married man and still calls Diane "Miss Lewis"
What else should he call her?
@@hyrumcannon3789 Diane. The only people who call her "Miss Lewis" are probably the students at her school. The fact that Andy calls her that underscores how he acts like a child. (Same thing with him asking to go trick-or-treating).
@@reginabillotti,
Andy never grew up, he just got older.
@@alexanderlapp5048 exactly
Refer to her by her first name but at least expect Mrs. because she is married now.
I never noticed until now that he uses chuck e cheese for every example when he says he thinks the govt should be privatized.
Loooool😅
Well, they have a very good business model
It's not that far off from the truth. We actually use McDonald's as the best example of private groups running things and offering services.
Noa Entertainment the best thing about Ron’s ideology is how ridiculous it is. It adds to the humor.
@@davidornelas3326 I disagree. Pretty sure the man is a genius.
Andy... Is the son Ron never wanted but begrudgingly accepted...
MansonTheJoker he has a real son.....
@@SQUIISHY2304 Yeah, it's Andy.
@@SQUIISHY2304 I know this.
Ron likes Andy, it is literally stated in the series.
smalltime0 Yes but begrudgingly
Drop in a token, look at a duck. Well damn if that isn’t EAs business model lol.
Anton Girdeux bruh please
EA makes you pay for the duck, the pond, the grass and the sun. Then it turns out its all glitched out
EA ' s business model.
Their business, their rules
And yet people keep them in business by buying there stuff.
An anarcho-capitalist's wet dream is a money-hungry cash grab to everyone else!
I love how he decides that his metaphor is inappropriate for a 9 year old, but has no qualms about giving a 9 year old a claymore.
Claymore Landmine.
Φιλήμων Γαλογαύρος M18A1 Claymore landmine
That's America for you. They'll claim that a female nipple will destroy children's innocent lives, but not an assault rifle, as if the first is more dangerous.
@@Aethelia I mean I wasn't really trying to make a statement about American, but you're not wrong.
@@Aethelia
A firearm is only as dangerous as its operator. With the proper training anyone can handle a firearm safely. Even if you do not like guns I suggest taking a gun safety course so that you can understand how one operates and functions and also so you know how to safely disarm and prove it safe in the event that you need to.
“My idea of a perfect government, is one guy who sits in a small room at a desk. And the only thing he’s allowed to decide is who to nuke. The man is chosen based on some kind of I.Q. Test, and maybe also a physical tournament, like a decathlon. And women are brought to him… maybe… when he desires them.”
The government is unproductive if socialist.
Φιλήμων Γαλογαύρος or democratic, frankly if we could find one person who was incorruptible and very intelligent honestly it’d be best to put them in complete control, but that will never happen so democracy yay
Don't we call that person the president
blue glaze no the President isn’t a dictator a hypothetical hyper intelligent incorruptible being would have complete control the president has many checks on his power simply because in the real world it’s needed and as we can see with the current president not all of them are or have been that intelligent or even capable.
@@Valiguss r/wooooosh
"Don't sass me"
Berkis
Do not sass me
Burkys.
Ron being a dad to Andy and the others.
Ron being a Dad.
andy: HUUUUUUH RON CAN WE PLEASE GO TRICK OR TREATING PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE
"Government is inefficient and should be dissolved. Please hold while I transfer you."
😂
"Bacon-wrapped shrimp."
"Oh thanks, I'm okay."
"I wasn't offering..."
Bacon wrapped Shrimp.
Genius
Why does government matter?
It doesn't.
- Lauren burkiss
It does not.
I mean it does if you like police, fire, roads, bridges, sanitation…oh my bad this was supposed to be fun lol
“Bring all of this crumbling to the ground”
True ancap
yes plz
Bring all the crumbling to the ground.
#RonSwanson2020
My favourite quote of all time
People want Morgan Freeman to narrate their lives, but Nick Offerman would be my choice (or at least tied with Samuel L Jackson)
'They were born. Then they at some point will die. End of life story.'
How about robin Williams?
I'll take Michael Pena (as he tells stories in Ant-Man).
I'd say Ron Howard
I'd go for Charles Dance or Iain Glen. Damn their silky voices!
“History started in 1776 everything before that was a mistake” literally the best thing ever
are you chris?
SmashLiXs I wish I was that optimistic 😂but Ron is my spirit animal tho
Roman empire? Mistake.
5 thousand years of old world civilizations? Mistake.
Renaissance? Big Mistake.
I'll fight you across the world. Fucking Yanks
smalltime0 Either we kicked your ass before or gave you money or both at the same time or the first then the second or the second then the first we’ll do it all again! Round 2 man! Or 3! I dunno!
Bacon wrapped shrimp....no thank you.....I wasn’t offering lmao!!!!
Lazarussoul 82 people might judge me but that actually sounds good...
Maggie Sleichter I did this a few times and people laugh at it and dont get offended, so u can go ahead and do it
Bacon wrapped shrimp.
The front of that claymore is gonna tell that little girl to aim it towards her enemy.
Her enemy: the corrupt education system.
Ron bless you, Lauren. Ron bless you.
Front towards enemy
The corrupt Education system.
I love how the Diane scene insinuates that Andy is Ron's child
Diane scene
catlyson andy is a child might as well be Ron’s child
Well Ron often calls andy "son". they were playing ball in the parking lot, he took him to college and he cant visit their house without starting to fix things. they may not be blood related, but ron is definitly his dad.
"You can wait at that table and someone will be here sometime."
"But aren't you here now?"
"No."
No.
I love how aggressively he throws away his computer
Aggression.
5:57
"I went to this website and this ad popped up that said " *HEY RON SWANSON, CHECK OUT THIS GREAT OFFER* "
"What's your question"
"My question is what the hell"
😂😂😂😂😂
“Uh oh! Capital gains tax” 😂😭
Another 40 %
Stop saying Ron Swanson lives the American way.
Ron Swanson IS the American Way.
He lives the Swanson way.
Correction He is the pinnacle of American. Especially when he coached a basketball team to be more than just men he made them become Swansons
“ *every word Ron Swanson has ever spoken* “
Ron Swanson.
Ron Swanson
You don't have to be a libertarian to appreciate that Parks and Rec had an outspoken libertarian as a main character. That RARELY happens in mainstream media and it was really refreshing to see
He was meant to be a parody at first but as the series went on, and people started to relate to him and admire him, they made him a more three dimensional Libertarian character. Even though nowadays, most Libertarians are pretty cancerous.
@@legofan370 I disagree with you. Libertarianism, more specifically anarcho-capitalism is preferable to any system of governance.
@@anunknownentity1637 I'm not saying Libertarianism is bad, but I find most people who preach it have a major ego about it and act like they're smarter than everyone else. Plus, ever since Gary Johnson, the party has been kind of a mess.
@@legofan370 I agree with you that Gary Johnson was terrible. I am hopeful that Jorgensen will fair better than last candidates.
@@legofan370 Anyone who "preaches" at all is probably going to have a "smarter than thou" complex. I've definitely noticed that among progressive Leftists. And yea, Gary Johnson sucks. He's more concerned with being Democrat Party Lite™ rather than actually promoting libertarian ideas.
“But aren’t you here now?”
“No.”
-Ron Swanson
Ok, but what kind of school sends 9 year old girls unetattended in a government office as a field trip.
Principal must be Tammy😲
"Unetattended" is a word I learned at said school.
DjRawd0g that has no relevance to this video and comment stfu
@Doctor Tophat Someone hasn't been on tumblr lately.
Right.
She wasn't unattended. Look n the background when he gives her the Claymore.
7:43 Seeing him perk up when he learns of the topic her report is about always makes me giggle.
He perks up.
It’s hilarious that we consider that perking up for him 😂 he barely showed emotion
Ron Swanson is so stereo typically American I love it. I know the character was created to mock libertarianism but even us libertarians love Ron.
I like how this show mocks all angles of politics but in a really endearing way. I may not politically agree with each character but I love every one of them. I consider myself very liberal but I would absolutely love to hang out with and learn from Ron. He is simply the best!
He could have been made to make fun of us yes, but he is still always correct.
He seems like someone the libertarian party would seriously nominate
I've never perceived the show as mocking libertarianism.
The older I get, the more I agree with Ron in almost every way. I know the writers meant him to sound crazy, but it just makes sense. Haha
The scene with Lauren where he describes taxes using her lunch is simple, detailed, and a like a kick to the nuggets with a steel toed boot! Reminds me of the 1st time, many, many years ago, I reviewed my paystub from work and felt financially raped.
This was the 2nd greatest character created for television next to Al Bundy 😁
Same especially during the coronavirus
@@michellegriff13 He made too much sense that scene so they had to even it out by him giving her a claymore mine.
They did make some of his views extreme but most of what he says makes perfect sense.
As the saying goes:
"If you're not a socialist by the age of 20 - you have no heart.
If you're not a capitalist by the age of 30 - you have no brain."
@@rafaelperes6333 Ron Swanson: "Eliminate the post office"..."FDR ruined this country"
Me watching when it aired: "Lol, what a nut"
Me watching in 2020: "Preach, brother!"
"Don't sass me" is forever one of my favourite lines in any show. :D
7:15 the gun shot ring tone at city hall LOL
Ring tone.
Hilarious cause they are all so serious!
Is that illegal and stupid or legal and stupid?
I'm starting to see this man's point from recent events...
Add "Eliminate the post office" to the list
Also: “Bring all of this crumbling to the ground”
@Harry Abma You my friend, win the month. congratz.
Based
@Harry Abma Sadly it's not that easy
Slash It! Slash It! Slash It!
SLASH IT
I’m absolutely convinced Ron is based on a friend of mine. He works for the local government, but he hates anything government. He even talks, laughs and has the same demeanor as Ron. My friend even married a single mom with two girls. When my friend gets drunk he acts like a different person, just like Ron.
“This is a claymore landmine”
*hands it to a 9 year old*
Kids used to learn how to handle dynamite
It's okay, it's just filled with confetti and balloons
“My idea of perfect government is, one guy, who sits in a small room at a desk and the only thing he’s allow to decide is.. who to nuke.” 💀💀
I wish they included the girl coming back from turning in her homework.
Girl coming back. ?
*this is a claymore landmine, use this to protect your property*
This is a Claymore Landmine.
Use that to defend your Property.
Ron Swanson, while a satirized and extreme example of libertarianism, has inspired a whole new generation of libertarians even if that wasn’t the intention.
Evidence, please.
That's ironic because we were making fun of a stupid political ideology. It's a silly joke that unintigent people sincerely claim as their belief system.
Ron: *proceeds to eat a girl's lunch*
Also Ron: *gives the girl a claymore landmine after
Girl learns about .onion's, sells the landmine on-line for enough money to buy hundreds of those lunches. Then also turns in about 5 dozen pedo's to FBI for even more dough.
Fair trade if you ask me
"This is a claymore landmine, use it to protect your property"
Such an underrated line
5:06 I love how it's Andy that ends up busting up Ron's office.
Andy entering Ron office.
"Drop in a token, look at a duck."
Drop in a token..
Lolk at a Duck.
Look
I love how excited he was to give the girl a claymore
You can have a Claymore Landmine.
1:14 Assistant *to the* City Manager
Is that the office reference?
@@gametabulas what do *you* think?
@S K *I D I O T*
Assistant to City Manager.
He gave a nine yr old a land mine lmfaooooooooooooooo
But he avoided using an age-inappropriate metaphor.
Kaus Kommentator
He believes in self defense and wants to preserve what he created with that nine year old. He looked like he felt accomplish.
I do agree that’s it’s stupid and that he didn’t think about giving a nine year old a bomb while she was on a school trip. still hilarious. There’s comedy and shows off Ron as a character
Yeap
Some kids learn to handle dynamite around that age
I love how Ron believes that government is a waste of money and proceeds to waste tax payers money trying to be as ineffective and unproductive as possible. The irony LOL
A park costs more then his salary i think that’s the point he was making haha
You’ve used irony incorrectly.
You should exactly expect a person who works for the government and believes the government to be a waste to act in such a way as to prove themselves right. His actions directly match his ideology.
Here is the definition of irony based on your usage: “a state of affairs or an event that seems deliberately contrary to what one expects and is often amusing as a result.”
He says paying for government is a waste, and he acts in such a way as to be a waste of peoples’ tax money. It would be ironic if he said he believed it a waste and acted like Chris.
“Bacon wrapped shrimp”
“Oh I’m fine”
*I wasn’t asking*
8:37 I love how Ron pretty much just ate her lunch
He probably gave her some barbecued meat to compensate
I got a feeling the writers started the whole libertarian thing with ron as a joke and towards the end they started to agree with it and it became more serious
wow ron really likes chuck e cheese
Chuck E cheese.
Which is weird, because I've never heard the best things about their pizza
I love how ron doesnt just toss the computer. He throws it with pure rage.
“Never half ass two things. Whole ass one thing.” - Ron fucking Swanson
Ron's no.1 favourite food: bacon
No.2 favourite food: steak (i think)
No.3 favourite food: shrimp
BACON STEAK
SHRIMP
Wait did he just give a little girl a land mine???
Would you prefer he gave her the shotgun?
Yes, yes he did. To protect her property!
They find out later on that it's filled with confetti. I guess he didn't know at the time though.
It's the gift that keeps on giving
It's partially defused.
" Bring all this crumbling to the ground. "
Government is inefficient and should be dissolved, please hold while I transfer you.
"I'm gonna need a different metaphor to give this nine-year old." -- 😂
4:38 "Just like my brother, *she* is an officer in the Airforce" 😭😭😭😭
I did not catch that 💀
"I have something for you."
"This is a claymore landmine"
LMAOO
Chris Pratt is his absolute BEST when he's Andy Dwyer! LOL!
I am gonna have "SLASH IT, SLASH IT, SLASH IT..." written on my T-shirt and Ron's face below it.
The only thing I don’t agree with ron on is my hatred for just government, I hate corporates too
The reason corporations are bad is government regulation and bailouts.
@@Terry-nr5qn no it because both try to control each other they are both in it for one thing power and everyone is dragged in the cross fire to use as pawns
I want to go through life as ferociously as Ron chucks computer into dumps.
“Am I interrupting anything important?”
“Impossible. I work for the government.”
What a great line!!! 😆😆😆
And I love the ring tone.
And the Claymore mine? LOL (I did)
I work for the Government
bro i love this channel
*Ron Swanson knows what he is about, son.*
Ron Swanson knows.
“Its my number one favorite food wrapped around my number three favorite food” whats his number two favorite food
Steak
Ron: *YOU CAN* 😂😂😂
Andy's reaction when Diane asks Ron to go trick or treating tho...priceless
When Ron is describing his ‘perfect one man government’, he shows how he does actually want government, just not the current system
I completely agree with this satirical character when it comes to food and people's personal choices regarding it.
"This is a claymore landmine" gets me everytime
1:26
“I will walk further into the belly of the beast!”
“Bring all this crumbling to the ground”
😂😂😂
I love Ron, but the world he envisions is literally The Outer Worlds.
4:42 This part will always make me laugh. The way that he just wanted to show everyone that he was eating bacon rapped shrimp is so funny to me.
Ron's voice, hairstyle and moustache are goals. I just wish that if I get a dad bod as I grow old, I'd want to look like him.
I knew a guy who grew a beard, because if you're overweight and clean-shaven, you're "fat"; but if you have a beard, you're "burly".
I've never been to Chucky Cheese. What makes its business model so impeccable
The Irish Yoshi you want to use something....pay for a limited time.....ON EVERYTHING!!!
You have to pay for anything remotely entertaining, games, food, prizes, etc. And it's absurd because Chuck E. Cheese is not exactly thriving these days.
Lol sounds like a great way to drive away customers
Indoor park
Also, you pay real money for tokens you can only use at chucky cheese.
Q1: Why does government matter
Type In answer and explain
Answer:It doesn't
It does not.
Watch me poke the bear
Government matters.
“Don’t sass me Burkess”
Just saying that gave me a semi
Semi.
Yeah, I’ve definitely stolen this line for use in my life more than I should
"Chuck E Cheese has an impeccable business model."
Chuck E Cheese files for Chapter 11 bankruptcy protection...
I ve worked for the government for 7 and a half years. I concur, the government is inefficient and should be dissolved.
"bacon rapped shrimp"
"oh thanks im ok"
"i wasnt offering"
my favorite part
I know Ron was created as a parody character, but to me, he's the most relevant and rational man in TV history.
He may be relevant but not rational.
@@thefausty5195 He tends to be irrational. But his base premises are mostly correct.
@@NOWABOmusic "base premises", which base premises?
@@thefausty5195 In my estimation, it's these: Freedom and personal responsibility is better than group responsibility and restriction. The free market is better than bureaucracy. Taxation is theft.
There's caveats to all these, however, so the logical end to holding all these 100% is somewhat irrational.
@@NOWABOmusic I mean, His base premises are not that great. But, they are okay to some extent.
How free is this man?
Free enough to give a nine year old a claymore. That’s freedom.
"I've been a loyal foot soldier" lol
LOYAL FOOT SOLDIER.
The script is brilliant and perfectly executed. Kudos for this mashup.
I like how Ron is against taxes, government, and capitalism and does it for a living.
He’s not against capitalism.
I completely died when Ron brought out the claymore landmine for Lauren.
"Just saying that gave me a semi"
SEMI
"Hang on, hang on. I got something for you. This is a claymore land mine."
That ringtone 😂😂😂
Can't imagine him being in a school long enough with that ringtone.
RINGTINE
RINGTONE
the greatest lesson I ever learned from tv is from Ron Swanson and the importance of a healthy hatred of government