Steve Hughes talks about gays.avi

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  • @coreyrees840
    @coreyrees840 4 года назад +378

    Still one of my all time favourite stand up sets, his flipping of the gay/straight dynamic is genius

    • @treeefrogUK
      @treeefrogUK 3 года назад +3

      Totally!

    • @soulwaves20000
      @soulwaves20000 3 года назад +4

      « I wanna fuk a bloke »… that’s hardly gay

    • @JesseP.Watson
      @JesseP.Watson 3 года назад +29

      But it really is... He completely inverts the motivations of politically correct presumptions in an incredibly satifying way... Saying the most offensive things whilst actually displaying total respect in a way the politically correct cannot. Stuff dreams are made of.

    • @HimWitDaHair98
      @HimWitDaHair98 Год назад +4

      I always thought "man's man" was kinda... Gay

    • @BrettonFerguson
      @BrettonFerguson Год назад

      I've been using this ever since to get laughs. See a guy with a girl. "Fag".

  • @Mofriese
    @Mofriese 9 лет назад +473

    What a beautiful spin on the whole issue.

  • @urishima
    @urishima 9 лет назад +2603

    This looks suprisingly good for 240p.

    • @randomperson2538
      @randomperson2538 9 лет назад +195

      *****
      That's not 240p- oh, hey yeah, wow.

    • @Bornz0r1337
      @Bornz0r1337 9 лет назад +76

      ***** I'll be damned.

    • @drumherum
      @drumherum 9 лет назад +140

      *****
      i believe this is exactly 240p and no condensed image quality like in many other potato 240p vids. ever seen proper 480p on youtube? almost looks like hd when you get to one of them vids...

    • @piotrcieslak6086
      @piotrcieslak6086 9 лет назад +90

      ***** 240 is the new 1080

    • @thunderthumbs83
      @thunderthumbs83 9 лет назад +11

      Piotr Cieślak it's sooo retro right now, definition is sooo overrated.. ;-)

  • @soldierside365
    @soldierside365 5 лет назад +713

    ‘Thinking they understand women because they bought a belt’
    Dead

    • @jameshickey1294
      @jameshickey1294 5 лет назад +8

      So dam funny. This gie awesome. I've just found him today an im watching all his stuff. Absolutely brilliant ✌️💯

    • @thienquangnguyen435
      @thienquangnguyen435 5 лет назад +16

      Can someone explain this joke to me?

    • @AylaMarianna
      @AylaMarianna 2 года назад +5

      @@thienquangnguyen435 i dunno; perhaps them believing it's actually putting in more than the bare minimum of effort to groom oneself & getting dressed up?

  • @yamyam3407
    @yamyam3407 3 года назад +88

    Every so often I come back to this video for a chuckle 😂

    • @NeilRamroop33
      @NeilRamroop33 2 года назад +4

      Haha, same 😂. I came back looking for it today hoping it wasn't taken down 😬

    • @rufiorules
      @rufiorules Год назад +4

      Me too!

    • @samsharkey7826
      @samsharkey7826 Год назад +4

      Here I am, again! : )

  • @jessetellez3924
    @jessetellez3924 8 лет назад +288

    Steve Hughes is a great comedian. His deliveries are amazing.

  • @Emblematicify
    @Emblematicify 8 лет назад +108

    0:29 "Where the fuck is the stool for my drink."
    0:39 "Well fine I'll place it on the floor."
    1:16 "Christ I'll just hold it the whole time."

  • @jackgoss4551
    @jackgoss4551 3 года назад +34

    Still one of my favourite sets to this day. I've watched countless hours of stand-up, but Steve Hughes is a Boss

  • @1KevinsFamousChili1
    @1KevinsFamousChili1 9 лет назад +510

    he walked on stage and i was like "He looks like Gaahl" I looked him up: "original member of black metal band Nazxul" well whatdya know

    • @Furykidxxx
      @Furykidxxx 8 лет назад +59

      Man is a proper metalhead!

    • @scotvanrice2988
      @scotvanrice2988 8 лет назад +20

      First thing that came to my head was; man, since leaving Gorgoroth, Gaahl really had a trick up his sleeve and it's a hit.

    • @neilomac
      @neilomac 6 лет назад +61

      *sips wine*
      ....
      Satan.

    • @roy_for_real2674
      @roy_for_real2674 5 лет назад +20

      explains the homophobic friends

    • @eurologic
      @eurologic 4 года назад

      Yeah dude

  • @DoctorKandosii
    @DoctorKandosii 8 лет назад +748

    "Smooth and tight like a lozenge." I nearly pissed my sides.

    • @Dermacrosis
      @Dermacrosis 8 лет назад +28

      +Lord Funface The Atomic Toaster "Pissed my sides" is a new one on me. I have heard of pissing myself laughing, side splittingly funny, but never a combination of the both. :)

    • @goose300183
      @goose300183 8 лет назад +13

      +Dermacrosis masterful mixed metaphor :D

    • @Dermacrosis
      @Dermacrosis 8 лет назад +4

      goose300183
      No mixed metaphores just two examples of what I have heard compared to "pissed my sides laughing"

    • @TMPreRaff
      @TMPreRaff 6 лет назад +7

      You should see a doctor about that...

    • @scotiancoast3648
      @scotiancoast3648 5 лет назад +11

      Dude if you piss out your sides then I think you should go see a doctor so you can get that fixed and you can piss out your ass like a normal person.

  • @Mrsomewhatevil
    @Mrsomewhatevil 8 лет назад +1132

    straight is the new gay. holy shit I couldn't stop laughin'

    • @dozer1642
      @dozer1642 8 лет назад +7

      el buen perro it's so true.

    • @dustinjohnson6497
      @dustinjohnson6497 8 лет назад +2

      dozer1642 it's fucked. oh and it's called comedy

    • @georgiebungle2252
      @georgiebungle2252 5 лет назад

      You’ve dropped something on the floor !

    • @Bawzmun
      @Bawzmun 5 лет назад +15

      "Straight the new gay", LLF
      " They're not tough, Tough? They fuck men", thats top shelf well written comedy

    • @brycering5989
      @brycering5989 5 лет назад +3

      @@Bawzmun I like the double meaning, "That's hardly gay" I was so confused for a few seconds while I was laughing, but it was ok either way because both were funny. I just didn't know whether to go arrrg haha, or haha arrrrg.

  • @Cephlin
    @Cephlin 10 лет назад +66

    Someone who recognises the Midlands! God bless this man!

  • @youngatnaruto
    @youngatnaruto 10 лет назад +875

    Frank Zappa reincarnated as a comedian

    • @Porketz
      @Porketz 10 лет назад +32

      Frank zappa was a comedian more or less as he was a musician ;)

    • @youngatnaruto
      @youngatnaruto 10 лет назад +2

      ***** LOL History repeats itself

    • @OokamiKageGinGetsu
      @OokamiKageGinGetsu 6 лет назад +1

      Looks a little like him, too.
      www.google.com/search?q=frank+zappa&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwijuMru8ITdAhVQOq0KHbNNBYcQ_AUICygC&biw=1536&bih=725

    • @abarlowgsa
      @abarlowgsa 6 лет назад +12

      Great googelymoogely

    • @onthewattle
      @onthewattle 6 лет назад +6

      Adam Barlow sounds like you just injured a fur trapper?

  • @Darkruler16
    @Darkruler16 8 лет назад +794

    I love this guy, just discovered him about half hour ago, he's a fuckin trip

    • @hunter11945
      @hunter11945 8 лет назад +11

      Shame he only has 2 routines

    • @Biker_Rocko
      @Biker_Rocko 8 лет назад

      Whoop whoop homie!

    • @tmac9938
      @tmac9938 8 лет назад +7

      yeah i'm hoping as he builds more recognition he might be motivated to write more bits hopefully. however, this doesnt seem like the kind of BLOKE who's inclined to do things because of what other people want. let's wait and see!

    • @andresvillagomez1474
      @andresvillagomez1474 8 лет назад +2

      Darkruler16 same

    • @craigleith100
      @craigleith100 8 лет назад +8

      Darkruler16 me too lol another breath of fresh air funny as 👍

  • @conorlynch2879
    @conorlynch2879 6 лет назад +6

    One of my all time favourite sets. I come back to it every month or so.

  • @peterclark-kr9mp
    @peterclark-kr9mp 2 года назад +5

    This is one of the best routines I've heard for a long time. Just brilliant.

  • @awonugadamilola3655
    @awonugadamilola3655 8 лет назад +211

    He turned the FUCKING tables AROUND!!!!!..I never saw it in this light!!!!!....👏👏👏👏👏

    • @calebtimes453
      @calebtimes453 8 лет назад +1

      awonuga damilola Me too

    • @LordClydeofOMAR
      @LordClydeofOMAR 8 лет назад +17

      It's funny, because that's kind of how the ancient Romans saw it....

    • @calebtimes453
      @calebtimes453 8 лет назад +9

      ***** And the Greeks

    • @blutkaiser951
      @blutkaiser951 8 лет назад +5

      and the Celts

    • @LonelyCinderella123
      @LonelyCinderella123 6 лет назад

      They secretly had man on man bum sex though just when Thor wasn't looking.

  • @joeblow1252
    @joeblow1252 6 лет назад +28

    He is the master of comic and political commentary. I absolutely love him.

  • @Twirlyhead
    @Twirlyhead 5 лет назад +458

    The Spartans built a whole culture on just what he said.

    • @Twirlyhead
      @Twirlyhead 5 лет назад +9

      @@weaselpunk The *Thebans* (note no fart joke) did also to an extent but it was a cornerstone of Spartan society and military.

    • @weaselpunk
      @weaselpunk 5 лет назад +27

      @@Twirlyhead don't think it was pal. The cornerstones of Spartan military was keeping the helots in check and making sure all citizens were not just professional soldiers ready for any wars, but the best soldiers in the world to the point that even the Spartan women were expected to fight.
      Other parts of Greece, the Thebans and Athenians in particular however, saw women as little more that a means to breed - love and intimacy was meant for other men.
      Spartans society was very different in that women were treated more like equals. That's not to say homosexuality wasn't prevalent in Sparta but it would be more fair to say they were a bi-sexual/ sexually-liberal society as opposed to the rest of Greece where homosexuality was the norm.

    • @Twirlyhead
      @Twirlyhead 5 лет назад +8

      @@weaselpunk Stay on topic trollboy - for those who missed his deleted comment: he typed "thebeans".

    • @weaselpunk
      @weaselpunk 5 лет назад +16

      @@Twirlyhead TBF I'd point out a typo if I had no response as well. Congrats on having your argument picked apart "troll boy"

    • @PokerAttack21
      @PokerAttack21 4 года назад +5

      @@sierraromeoromeo2444 What sources do you have that Spartan men didn't do eachother in the bum? Sounds like pure speculation from your side. As a bisexual I can say analsex is way better than oral/handjobs both on the recieving and giving end, so why wouldn't Spartans do that then?
      Sexual pleasure between people of the same sex was not tabu before christianity came with its prude ways.

  • @CMRJD
    @CMRJD 2 года назад +3

    Man I watch this about every 3 months. Love this set!!

  • @OmegaHulk2010
    @OmegaHulk2010 8 лет назад +1329

    "They're what? They're Homophobic!? Well they shouldn't be!"
    * Snort * "Well, they are."

    • @George_Sorvey
      @George_Sorvey 5 лет назад +45

      Thank you, my sound for the video was off. As for everyone else. Nobody was watching with sound on. We need transcription.

    • @Sizzlik
      @Sizzlik 4 года назад +31

      "Someone said something that offended me on the internet webs! They should stop!"
      "Well...they wont.."

    • @randwan
      @randwan 4 года назад +38

      This really isn't the zinger you and the other Jordan Peterson wannabes on this video think it is.

    • @Sizzlik
      @Sizzlik 4 года назад +20

      @@randwan ahh..the fun of the party arrived..

    • @randwan
      @randwan 4 года назад +21

      @@Sizzlik hell of a party.. You and all the other straight white males who have nothing else to complain about. Sausage fest much?

  • @claudiotheobaldo3630
    @claudiotheobaldo3630 5 лет назад +8

    This is pure comedic genius! Very few comedians can make a set like this.

  • @pollypockets508
    @pollypockets508 4 года назад +134

    Am I the only one that is annoyed that they didn't give him a stool or something to hold his beer?

    • @ChadtheHammer
      @ChadtheHammer 3 года назад

      I thought he would have said something to the stage guy. Something clever, but he put it on the floor like a champ instead.

    • @danielburns1523
      @danielburns1523 3 года назад

      It's part of the act

    • @Doorsteps
      @Doorsteps 3 года назад

      You get annoyed easily huh?

    • @opinionsvary3132
      @opinionsvary3132 3 года назад +2

      Lmao yep. But then again, most of his bit was about pushing a stool in......... maybe he was hinting the stage hand.

  • @Justdocuments
    @Justdocuments 5 лет назад +335

    I am gay and love gay jokes never laughed so much in my life. 🤣

  • @thedavecorp
    @thedavecorp 8 лет назад +495

    Anybody else think he looks like the old General Zod?

    • @rioboy13
      @rioboy13 8 лет назад +1

      LOL!!!!

    • @Hellwyck
      @Hellwyck 8 лет назад +5

      The Master!

    • @RhomanysRealm
      @RhomanysRealm 8 лет назад +1

      +Hellwyck Can't unsee this now...

    • @playingforbritain
      @playingforbritain 8 лет назад +20

      I think he looks like Frank Zappa tbh

    • @rioboy13
      @rioboy13 8 лет назад +1

      playingforbritain yes, also!

  • @StephenHowson
    @StephenHowson 8 лет назад +1120

    Think I've found a new favourite comic

    • @AZTigerMMA
      @AZTigerMMA 6 лет назад +3

      Stephen Howson hahaWe have bared witness to the beginning of the apocalypse

    • @scottkearvell7719
      @scottkearvell7719 6 лет назад +2

      Same here!

    • @MrGen101
      @MrGen101 6 лет назад +3

      Come on solskjaer

    • @beertje6394
      @beertje6394 5 лет назад +2

      my favorite comic is the avenger.

    • @jkillalea5226
      @jkillalea5226 5 лет назад +3

      Absolutely brilliant this guy 🤣🤣

  • @razzberry5698
    @razzberry5698 5 лет назад +8

    I am sorry to say that I have missed out on this man's genius comedy till now. You make George Carlin, rest his beautiful soul, proud! I am now a fan! Bless you!

  • @sparksmacoy
    @sparksmacoy 4 года назад +51

    He looks like the bad guy from an 80s fantasy movie.

  • @brillsmith2207
    @brillsmith2207 4 года назад +17

    my grindr profile reads "Fresh minty chap"

  • @PrinceofGreatness
    @PrinceofGreatness 8 лет назад +307

    Steve Hughes Mungus.

  • @dzfz2100
    @dzfz2100 8 лет назад +56

    From an Aussie living in England, he's completely right about England having the better summer! Really is a shame it's so short. I never thought I'd say this, but I can't stand the heat in Australia any more!

    • @yz4901983
      @yz4901983 8 лет назад +3

      G'day.And It's only getting hotter

    • @aishwariyasweety2433
      @aishwariyasweety2433 5 лет назад +1

      Climate change bro

    • @Burninlog
      @Burninlog 3 года назад +2

      I always say that here in Brisbane, our winters are the best summers I've ever had.

    • @Shakes-Off-Fear
      @Shakes-Off-Fear 2 месяца назад

      True, but the flip side is, as Australians, we’ll bitch about the cold

  • @ew8651
    @ew8651 8 лет назад +238

    I mean.. It is true, gay men are fully embracing their masculinty.

    • @OokamiKageGinGetsu
      @OokamiKageGinGetsu 6 лет назад +44

      While straight men are becoming pussified.

    • @asparrow9876
      @asparrow9876 5 лет назад +4

      @Jesus is Dog : No thanks.

    • @antonioalbul00
      @antonioalbul00 5 лет назад +4

      @@asparrow9876 stop being such a pussy, Jesus

    • @antonioalbul00
      @antonioalbul00 5 лет назад

      @@rudimentaryganglia wow, you really own me, man, good job you inbred fuck

    • @politure
      @politure 5 лет назад

      Good talk all

  • @playitoverandover1
    @playitoverandover1 10 лет назад +167

    Far out, that's gotta be the most blunt comedy I ever heard. I'm taking my nan to see him!

  • @roundsout1557
    @roundsout1557 5 лет назад +1

    I watched this video is a couple times and I still hilarious thank you for posting and taking the time !

  • @Fester_
    @Fester_ 5 месяцев назад

    Can't go far wrong with Steve Hughes. Cheers fella.

  • @geowynleda4641
    @geowynleda4641 5 лет назад +5

    I never get tired of watching this.

  • @thevelointhevale1132
    @thevelointhevale1132 6 лет назад +12

    Steve is one of the best Comedians on the planet ... and yet barely known - he's legit and not towing the corporate line - onya Steve!

  • @IggyTthunders
    @IggyTthunders 9 лет назад +698

    Aboriginees: It's too hot to fackin' build anytihing, mate!
    Egyptian Empire: Well, that's understandable.
    Babylonian Empire: Toootally get that.
    Persian Empire: Seconded.
    Ottoman Empire: Completely. That's what christian slaves are for.
    Persians Empire: Aren't they just the best?
    Babylonian Empire: I used Jews, myself.
    Persian Empire: Big mistake.
    Babylonian Empire and the Egyptian Empire: No shit.
    Persian Empire: Shoulduh gone with Indians, bro. There's like a berjillion of 'em.
    Babylonian Empire: Well, if wishes were indians.
    Ottoman Empire: Or Christians.
    British Empire: Sorry. I got here late: What's that about christians?
    Ottoman Empire: Oh, I was saying how awesome they are: you know for rearing into complicit slaves.
    British Empire: Yeah, we had those. For a while, actually. We didn't use to call 'em slaves, though?
    Persian Empire: Really? What did you call 'em?
    British Empire: Irish.

    • @IggyTthunders
      @IggyTthunders 9 лет назад +5

      ***** Well, I'm no 'After Ever After', but I'm glad people like this joke so much.

    • @Airwr3ck
      @Airwr3ck 9 лет назад +3

      IggyTthunders Brilliant, just simply brilliant

    • @paddyoclown
      @paddyoclown 9 лет назад +1

      IggyTthunders cheers for clearing that up guess ive been walking around too pc for too long

    • @LordSandwichII
      @LordSandwichII 9 лет назад +2

      IggyTthunders I want this framed and on my wall! XD

    • @IggyTthunders
      @IggyTthunders 9 лет назад +13

      paddyoclown Two things political correctness cannot stand: history and context. Don't worry about it. Happens to the best of us.

  • @c_n_b
    @c_n_b 2 года назад +2

    You know it's an old video when the title ends in .avi

  • @aryastark772
    @aryastark772 3 года назад +3

    Ever since I saw him on Live at the Apollo back in 2009 he has been on my top 5 comics list easily. Saw him live in 2012 and he was fantastic

  • @FordHallam
    @FordHallam 3 года назад +127

    In this, Steve Hughes delivers one of the most elegant and clever bits of socially valuable comedy ever. It's beautifully gentle and subversive in the way he unravels and exposes the absurdity of homophobia. Nothing is missed or overlooked, he sets it up and dismantles the whole pile of shite with lightness and charm. it's time homophobes manned up and stopped being such pussies that they need to be cruel bullies. Real men don't hurt anyone just because they feel uncomfortable!

    • @candideggplant1575
      @candideggplant1575 2 года назад +1

      "Homophobe"
      Yeah, cause everyone is gay and everyone shares the same kinks and everyone thinks the same. Hey, how about some people don't want to see it or don't like a dick in their ass?

    • @SuperElectroAddict
      @SuperElectroAddict 2 года назад +6

      @@candideggplant1575 so dont look at gay porn or have a guy fuck you? hating them because just because they are gay is pathetic and you are one of the pussies the original commenter was talking about

    • @candideggplant1575
      @candideggplant1575 2 года назад

      @@SuperElectroAddict is it hatred to be indifferent? Go be gay on your own time, this is the workplace, nobody cares about your stupid kids, your wife, your gay boyfriend, your vacation, nobody cares. Go be as gay as you want to be. Nobody fears or hates gays, maybe they just don't care

    • @klassic9900
      @klassic9900 2 года назад +2

      @@candideggplant1575 That's not called being a homophobe that's called hating PDA (Public Displays of Affection). Which a different thing entirely.

    • @jaesthetic14
      @jaesthetic14 2 года назад +11

      It sounds like youre just reading what you want into it tbh

  • @chrisofnottingham
    @chrisofnottingham 9 лет назад +229

    Two things:
    1) I have often pondered the conundrum that "real men" go for feminine women, which suggests they have girly taste. But this is the first time I have heard anyone else mention it.
    2) Sitting here with a guitar on my knee and found myself looking the fret board trying to work out how to type with it.

    • @charlesdavis7087
      @charlesdavis7087 9 лет назад +4

      +chrisofnottingham That's perfectly Ok dear. Now, I would suggest, looking for something more interesting to play with and even closer at hand. CVD

    • @michaelkane4494
      @michaelkane4494 9 лет назад +20

      +chrisofnottingham "Real" men are biologically programmed for women and all have different taste. Steve is just joking.

    • @kradikt666
      @kradikt666 8 лет назад +5

      tonedog77 well said just smash back her box and have some fun you don't want a dainty chick who you can't thrash because you might break her haha

    • @rphanmurphy8385
      @rphanmurphy8385 6 лет назад +1

      What the fuck are you on about???

    • @J-SH06
      @J-SH06 6 лет назад +1

      You sound fun and interesting

  • @MrZeedeeptydoop
    @MrZeedeeptydoop 10 лет назад +7

    Holy fuck that ending, smooth and tight like a lozenge, can't stop fucking laughing.

  • @jordanneal576
    @jordanneal576 5 лет назад +289

    "They shouldn't be!"
    "Well... They are."
    "Well they should stop it."
    "Well... They're not."
    One of the best jokes I've ever heard.

    • @dizzychizzy1
      @dizzychizzy1 5 лет назад +8

      Not really a joke now, is it...?
      "Yes it is"
      "Well no it's not"

    • @GR-ir2bu
      @GR-ir2bu 4 года назад +1

      Jordan Neal Did you mean the first joke you heard? Need to watch some more comedians if that’s the best you ever heard.

    • @jordanneal576
      @jordanneal576 4 года назад +7

      @@GR-ir2bu this may come as a shock to you, but comedy preference is pretty subjective.

    • @GR-ir2bu
      @GR-ir2bu 4 года назад

      Jordan Neal nah it’s not, comedians can’t make money if only one person finds them funny.

    • @jordanneal576
      @jordanneal576 4 года назад +5

      @@GR-ir2bu Lol. Thanks for that. Good laugh at perhaps the dumbest argument I've ever heard. Another good joke.

  • @DropTableFromDb
    @DropTableFromDb 6 лет назад +30

    I love how he almost finishes the entire pint while performing

    • @ijustdidahugeshit
      @ijustdidahugeshit 3 года назад +1

      Do you love me ❤️

    • @Nic560
      @Nic560 Год назад

      ​@@ijustdidahugeshit💀💀💀

    • @ijustdidahugeshit
      @ijustdidahugeshit Год назад

      @@Nic560 I am a qualified lesbian

    • @Nic560
      @Nic560 Год назад

      @@ijustdidahugeshit you're on crack

  • @NoirpoolSea
    @NoirpoolSea 10 лет назад +69

    Brilliant! One of my straight friends turned out to be a full body shaver when we went to the gym one day together. He couldn't understand why I found that so hilarious..

  • @TheLuckyjoenga
    @TheLuckyjoenga 3 года назад +18

    I'm gay and this guy is hilarious! 🤣

  • @14Mentalist
    @14Mentalist 5 лет назад +6

    Amazingly brilliant.
    Can not fault any part of that.

  • @kthomas466
    @kthomas466 3 года назад

    One of the best comedians ever . Thankyou.

  • @chaoscore09
    @chaoscore09 8 лет назад +62

    funny thing is, the advirtisement before this video was for Grindr.

    • @InfinityReptar
      @InfinityReptar 5 лет назад +5

      There's nothing wrong with you being gay kream. It's all good

    • @mfntonberry
      @mfntonberry 5 лет назад +11

      2 years later. Hope ya came out,homie. Its liberating i hear.

    • @generalwasteman
      @generalwasteman 3 года назад +2

      @David Davesby the algorithmic confession booth

    • @kenhollis6197
      @kenhollis6197 3 года назад

      @@generalwasteman Hell, you can just mention stuff near your phone and get corresponding ads. Last week I wondered aloud if I should start taking 1 A Day Men's vitamins. I've been getting ads for them ever since.

    • @tylercarrell
      @tylercarrell 7 месяцев назад

      Targeted advertising must have noticed all the gay porn you’ve been watching

  • @amb817
    @amb817 9 лет назад +7

    This guys hilarious. I wish this stand up was longer

    • @windsweeper8002
      @windsweeper8002 6 лет назад +1

      He's got 3 or 4 hour long shows here on RUclips.

  • @jimyoung9262
    @jimyoung9262 3 года назад +51

    "The age of political of correctness which is actually intellectual colonialism and psychological fascism for the creation of thought crime." - Brilliant 😂

  • @Maldracai
    @Maldracai 8 лет назад +11

    "Smooth and tight like a lozenge" fucking killed me.

    • @Dermacrosis
      @Dermacrosis 8 лет назад +1

      +Maldracai It's the part about his anti-gay friends that killed me where the pc gone mad brigade parody. The earing and cock in another mans arse was a close second to me. The one about the tony and guy haircut and oulling their pants up a close third.

  • @samnectar
    @samnectar 6 месяцев назад

    So many people have been copying this guys bits recently. This was the OG. Never forget.

  • @Harbaksh1234
    @Harbaksh1234 7 лет назад +1

    First time I've seen this guy & I'm blown away! Brilliant!

  • @aagrille7222
    @aagrille7222 5 лет назад +48

    “Thinking they understand women cos they brought a belt!” 😂😂😂

  • @JamieR1988
    @JamieR1988 6 лет назад +10

    "Smooth and tight."
    "Like a lozenge."
    🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @MuaadElSharif
    @MuaadElSharif 3 года назад +8

    I am annoyed with the fact he doesn't have a table for his drink more than I should.

  • @ewok_soup
    @ewok_soup 2 года назад +1

    6:14 Smooth and tight like a what? I've watched this bit like fifty times without ever understanding that word. English is not my first language so I'm either mishearing it or it's a cultural reference I'm unaware of. Any kind soul that could help me add one more steve hughes joke to my archives?

    • @c_n_b
      @c_n_b 2 года назад +2

      "Lozenge" a sweet that you eat for a cough

    • @ewok_soup
      @ewok_soup 2 года назад +1

      @@c_n_b thanks. I actually Google it by phonetic once and I remember seeing that but I wasn't 100% sure

  • @joefarang
    @joefarang 2 года назад

    Going to see Steve in Scotland in 2 weeks, can't wait!

  • @hogey74
    @hogey74 8 лет назад +4

    this is one of the best things on RUclips. I've seen cats, horsepower, guns and explosions that are important parts of who I am but this vid and a fair bit of Bill hicks Canon are about as good as we get.

  • @maximbalmos4908
    @maximbalmos4908 4 года назад +6

    No ones gonna talk about how he played drums in SLAUGHTER LORD?

    • @marywinnifred9242
      @marywinnifred9242 3 года назад

      And Mortal Sin! I saw him supporting Faith No More in the early 90s!

  • @chosenforareason4727
    @chosenforareason4727 8 лет назад +12

    My new fav comedian. F'n BRILLIANT

  • @maff3
    @maff3 5 лет назад +2

    Possibly the funniest set I've ever seen and I've seen a lot

  • @baronmilhaven11
    @baronmilhaven11 3 года назад

    Manchester ...Canal Street..... great vibe and awesome outdoor eateries and bars.

  • @thevoid65
    @thevoid65 5 лет назад +6

    As soo as this man started drinking I instantly hit the like button. I knew this was going to be lit

  • @zebrom7994
    @zebrom7994 5 лет назад +4

    His delivery is amazing

  • @nigelcarren
    @nigelcarren 3 года назад +25

    Well, all I can say is when we stopped laughing at ourselves about ten years ago, we CERTAINLY ended on a high note! 😂😂🤣🏆

  • @upgrade1015
    @upgrade1015 2 года назад +1

    Solid material ! Even in 2023 !

  • @gemmel3197
    @gemmel3197 4 года назад +2

    I thought this was going the opposite way it, absolutely brilliant.

  • @Billy-je6mq
    @Billy-je6mq 6 лет назад +5

    I love the way he takes you to the edge of something and then turns the joke around masterfully

  • @Freffs
    @Freffs 13 лет назад +5

    he is one of my favorite comedians. easily.

  • @MideanStone
    @MideanStone 4 года назад +4

    Holy shit thats a killer set.

  • @mmabennyj
    @mmabennyj 5 лет назад +2

    One of the funniest, most solid bits in comedy.

  • @billhawkins192
    @billhawkins192 Год назад +1

    Smooth and tight like a lozenge.
    Bravo Sir.

  • @NaturaBreeze
    @NaturaBreeze 5 лет назад +4

    cant believe this almost 10 years ago

  • @eherlitz
    @eherlitz 4 года назад +7

    19:58
    "The age of political correctness was actually intellectual colonialism and psychological fascism for the creation of thoughtcrime ".
    Watched this about 10 years ago, still relevant. Brilliant.

  • @Husky28947
    @Husky28947 8 лет назад +54

    I never want him to stop talking xD

  • @MightyGreenLantern17
    @MightyGreenLantern17 4 года назад +1

    Easily the best argument I've ever heard for gay men being tough

  • @carolmurray1927
    @carolmurray1927 5 лет назад

    Clever super funny guy.been a fan for a long time. He knows what he’s talking about.

  • @luci_annihilates
    @luci_annihilates 8 лет назад +247

    WTF..........That was amazing!

    • @allthefail7274
      @allthefail7274 8 лет назад +6

      I know!

    • @YaHozna1
      @YaHozna1 4 года назад +2

      Remember seeing this when it first aired and thinking it's probably the best stand up set I've seen.

  • @nigelsheppard625
    @nigelsheppard625 6 лет назад +3

    I'm not gay and I am not interested in gay sex. But for the life of me I can't understand why other straight men obsess about gay people. I like the way he turned the idea of sex into straight sex being soft gay sex being for "real" men.

  • @misterpoposhow
    @misterpoposhow 5 лет назад +7

    Thanks for the recommendation in 2019, youtube.

  • @benjaminstrudwick7368
    @benjaminstrudwick7368 4 года назад +1

    Genius piece of comedy!! Love it!

  • @jaymorris4971
    @jaymorris4971 4 года назад

    Fuck me (not a literal invite by the way), that was just a brilliant set....... short but packed full off hilarious content..... Steve wherever you are you have just won a big fan. Clever, Witty, Observational and just plain Fearless.

  • @__-fi6xg
    @__-fi6xg 8 лет назад +24

    I wish my homophobic friends would watch the link that leads to here.

  • @waynefarrellvoiceovers
    @waynefarrellvoiceovers 6 лет назад +10

    “Straight is the new gay.” - Legend!

  • @Jacobbrown-vu1qo
    @Jacobbrown-vu1qo 6 лет назад +3

    I’m gay, you’re amazing and 10000% agree with ALL of that!

  • @adambarker3641
    @adambarker3641 5 лет назад +1

    He's one of my favourite comedians, I can't seem to find much of him though :(

  • @user-GazarooGuy
    @user-GazarooGuy 3 года назад +1

    Nov 2021 :just discovered him , and this set.. oh man , he is brilliant .. a comic genius .
    He and Kevin Bridges 😂😁😁

  • @muffinman5741
    @muffinman5741 4 года назад +6

    "He's not talking about the news he's just gonna make you laugh"
    good times

  • @MrMagsimus
    @MrMagsimus 3 года назад +4

    I didn’t know zlatan ibrahimovic did comedy lol , this was really funny👍👍😂

  • @nailed2ax_126
    @nailed2ax_126 2 года назад +5

    As a gay kiwi man, I laughed way to hard at this lol

  • @TonyHavenMusic
    @TonyHavenMusic 5 лет назад +1

    Love that the name of this video has the .avi the good old days

  • @dncidnti7839
    @dncidnti7839 4 года назад

    How did this just pop up absolute gold

  • @stigtuneback1966
    @stigtuneback1966 10 лет назад +12

    steves the man , you go steve .

  • @CyanideHappiness01
    @CyanideHappiness01 13 лет назад +15

    "Some crisp, minty chap."
    Ahahaha!

  • @jd-zu5ok
    @jd-zu5ok 7 лет назад +3

    This guy gets it. You can still make points and be political or edgy or whatever.... Just as long as you don't forget to be funny! Too many comedians forget that part (look at Carlin)

    • @majj2427
      @majj2427 7 лет назад

      totally agree. i've been struggling to get on board with the george carlin band wagon. to be totally fair the only stuff of his I've seen is his later stuff and even that isnt much. I always thought he would just rant opinions his audience wanted to hear, without actually even trying to sound funny while doing so. Whereas with steve hughes and bill hicks e.g, they would portray a lot of ideas yet still be fucking hilarious at the same time.
      so even if they said something that never clicked with me, it was still at least funny and youd love it.

  • @doctorteethomega
    @doctorteethomega 5 лет назад +1

    God i wish i could like this routine an infinite number of times.

  • @cmck17
    @cmck17 4 года назад

    That’s a killer set, without a doubt. Best way to fuck with a crowd too..