Why I Want To Kill The Bastard With The Leaf Blower | Steve Hughes | Sydney Comedy Festival

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  • Опубликовано: 23 окт 2016
  • Steve Hughes performs at Cracker Night as part of Sydney Comedy Festival 2016.
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    Cracker Night is the opening night gala of the Festival. Featuring a dazzling line up of the biggest and best Australian legends, international stars and next big things of comedy.
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  • @darkhymnsfromthecoldnorth
    @darkhymnsfromthecoldnorth 7 лет назад +488

    Most underrated comedian on the planet.

    • @markfox1545
      @markfox1545 4 года назад +4

      Dark Hymns From The Cold North - says who? Who underrates him, you? You don't like him? He's very successful isn't he so who is underrating him?

    • @atticus2581
      @atticus2581 4 года назад +4

      Yeah.... But he doesn't come out with a whole lot of new material.

    • @LAHegarty
      @LAHegarty 3 года назад +5

      @@markfox1545 I think he means he's not break through to the mainstream.

    • @vancey7604
      @vancey7604 3 года назад

      Confirmed

    • @vancey7604
      @vancey7604 3 года назад

      @@atticus2581 2020 bitch.

  • @leaksson93
    @leaksson93 2 года назад +81

    Steve is not the comedian the Australian government want but he is the one the people need.

    • @joshualeao-iy7yi
      @joshualeao-iy7yi 10 месяцев назад

      Humans am I right 😂

    • @marksumner9948
      @marksumner9948 10 месяцев назад

      Very well said!

    • @alichamas63
      @alichamas63 10 месяцев назад

      Toooo riiiiight!

    • @drjay0744
      @drjay0744 8 месяцев назад

      ​@@alichamas63Translate to English lmao

  • @jamescannon4925
    @jamescannon4925 3 года назад +68

    I'm not sure what I admire more Steve or his admiration for Enya

    • @malachi589
      @malachi589 2 года назад +6

      He always finds a way to sneak her in

    • @donny_chang
      @donny_chang Год назад

      I bloody hate Enya

  • @JackdawtheClown
    @JackdawtheClown 7 лет назад +295

    Great to see some new material. One of my favourite comedians

  • @loup2226
    @loup2226 4 года назад +16

    "We fixed the seatbelt problem with the ding ding!" Fucking gold.

  • @blueeyes4621
    @blueeyes4621 3 года назад +37

    I watched Steve in England years ago he had me in tears of laughter, brilliant comedian.

  • @angge4261
    @angge4261 Год назад +12

    I LOVE this guy. Almost 55yo mother of a 9yo gorgeous well-mannered boy who enjoys his nails being varnished by gran but his father is so against he has to remove. Grade 7 violinist, who LOVES good metal music and good old fashioned fucking decency.We need MUCH more of this. Healthy irreverence and thinking for oneself instead of brainwashing.

  • @firedrake7663
    @firedrake7663 3 года назад +13

    You won’t find a more effortlessly good comedian, than Steve. Superb.

  • @freedomofchoicelover3734
    @freedomofchoicelover3734 2 года назад +7

    Self confession here.....I fell for the Ding ding thing once...got a newer car, always had old bombs...was going home from somewhere, put my bag on the passenger seat...ding ding...for 30km...stopped a few times, checked the engine the lot...hilarious....got home in the driveway, took the bag off and it stopped...i never lived that one down

  • @garrchristopher3950
    @garrchristopher3950 6 лет назад +34

    USA here, I have no idea how this Steve huges got on my you tube , but he is a breath of fresh air and vary intelligent very funny.

    • @MerkhVision
      @MerkhVision 2 года назад +1

      RUclips is an international platform, it’s not restricted to only content from your country lol

  • @adamturner1563
    @adamturner1563 4 года назад +28

    Missed him. Its fucking great to see him still killing it! ....

  • @allisonbyrnes9093
    @allisonbyrnes9093 4 года назад +12

    I was born an bred in Tempe , planes used to fly straight over my backyard you could throw a rock at them. I seen in the real estate listings couple year ago my old house sold for over over a million, it’s crazy🤣😆

  • @danmoore1811
    @danmoore1811 2 года назад +11

    From an American standpoint you are funny AF even though this is 4 years ago that puts a lot of things in to perspective hope you're doing well man love your content

  • @prettypointlessvideo
    @prettypointlessvideo 3 года назад +6

    The guy shouting "Yes!" Lmaooo

  • @dallasdobson8831
    @dallasdobson8831 4 года назад +6

    I always listen to comedians from around the world because I can get some truth about what happening in other countries. It’s funny how often I can relate .

  • @souless08
    @souless08 2 года назад +6

    Steve is funny as all hell, from start to finish

  • @Azraiel213
    @Azraiel213 2 года назад +24

    Gotta enjoy Steve while it's still legal to tell jokes. 😆

    • @pnew7927
      @pnew7927 2 года назад +3

      Spot on - the clock is ticking my friend 👌

  • @richieharkness5535
    @richieharkness5535 7 лет назад +43

    "Lost his edge" My arse! - Awesome as ever ! 😄

  • @odytrice
    @odytrice 7 лет назад +16

    He's a brilliant comedian

  • @ashchaya7676
    @ashchaya7676 7 лет назад +544

    Sorry to see he cut his hair, but I suppose we all do it eventually. Except for Dave Mustaine.

    • @rickh5683
      @rickh5683 7 лет назад +10

      ha! excellent. Mustaine rocks!

    • @TheKenjoje
      @TheKenjoje 7 лет назад +1

      ?

    • @neilcleary5706
      @neilcleary5706 7 лет назад +2

      mustaine and Hughes. 2 legends!

    • @AlexanderOrion
      @AlexanderOrion 7 лет назад +7

      Only when they have conquered your spirit..that's the day you are chosing to become a ghoul,living only from memories

    • @iamn00bish
      @iamn00bish 7 лет назад +6

      Ash Chaya there are many great metal heads without huge amounts of hear

  • @deadright3118
    @deadright3118 7 лет назад +44

    good to seeing back. still got it mate!

  • @ramirami601
    @ramirami601 Год назад +2

    one of my favourite comedian, both delivery and materia wise

  • @rekabrekab-zs8lv
    @rekabrekab-zs8lv 2 года назад +2

    How have I managed to miss this guy. ~`ing brilliant.

  • @PaulMclauchlin
    @PaulMclauchlin 6 лет назад +5

    I love Steve's comedy. I'll never hold it against him that he cut his hair, because I did it too. Fellow Metalhead talking.

    • @souless08
      @souless08 2 года назад +1

      Agree..have cut mine and gown it back 4 times now LOL getting ready to cut it off for the last time soon. My last donation to the cancer wig folks.

  • @JeroenTel
    @JeroenTel 7 лет назад +38

    @Steve Hughes : Great you're back! Sharp as ever! :-)

  • @Evanmander
    @Evanmander 7 лет назад +8

    So glad to see him still at it!

  • @85Aheadstix
    @85Aheadstix 7 лет назад +54

    Dry as shit and funny as hell.

  • @Stromthetruth1111
    @Stromthetruth1111 7 лет назад +22

    Ahhhh another awesome one!! You are so good at making people laugh. And yet still spreading that truth seed. I love you man!!

  • @susanmclaughlin1478
    @susanmclaughlin1478 7 лет назад +3

    I thought the ding ding fixed that. I laughed so hard, love this guy

  • @tnightwolf
    @tnightwolf 7 лет назад +5

    He's becoming great again! I thought he had lost it forever after seeing some footage from an earlier show, but it seems he's getting better again. Nice!

  • @carldefoe4673
    @carldefoe4673 Год назад +1

    He coulda made a lot more of that leaf-blower material, he's left a gold mine untouched there.

  • @patrickmccormack4318
    @patrickmccormack4318 4 года назад +8

    "A funny man is a man with a grievance." - Marshall McLuhan

  • @aestusmaris
    @aestusmaris 7 лет назад +16

    Steve Hughes has become skinny Chopper. That's great.

  • @lazylad9064
    @lazylad9064 4 года назад +2

    Love this guy. Best comic around👍👍👍👍

  • @Chotabear
    @Chotabear 7 лет назад +5

    "Brilliant house, it's got a tap" :D

  • @mattf6950
    @mattf6950 7 лет назад +14

    "A Calvin Klein dreamcatcher!" haha Need more new material.

  • @DK_Son
    @DK_Son 7 лет назад +3

    Saw him here at the Enmore in July this year. Legend. Thankfully I'm seeing similar content to the show because I forgot everything he said but I knew it was great. Got to meet him too. Really nice fella. Happy to meet you and have a chat.

  • @Tony78454
    @Tony78454 6 лет назад +2

    That Guy in front lol "YES! YES!". musta had run ins with a leaf blower guy

    • @anaussie213
      @anaussie213 3 года назад +1

      He lives in the Sydney suburbs. Everyone second house has a damn leaf blower.

  • @onpsxmember
    @onpsxmember 7 лет назад +26

    I'm so glad he's trying new material.
    I love his old bits but he got them for too long.
    Hopefully there comes a lot more, a bit of polishing and pulling a great special.
    With him being clean his productivity must be way up.

    • @socairnone5550
      @socairnone5550 7 лет назад

      what kind of moron associates hair length with personal hygiene?

    • @onpsxmember
      @onpsxmember 7 лет назад +8

      With clean i meant off drugs...
      I don't give a damn about his hair.

    • @jayj791
      @jayj791 7 лет назад

      dickhead

    • @Thrashaero
      @Thrashaero 7 лет назад

      i was gonna say since i thought you meant clean as in material, like no cursing etc. when he opens the bit with cunt.

    • @onpsxmember
      @onpsxmember 6 лет назад

      Oh hell no, another misunderstanding. I just came back to watch it again. I got a carlin-esc view on clean acts.
      Don't cut down the vocabulary.

  • @owenfitzgerald3219
    @owenfitzgerald3219 7 лет назад +8

    Great Steve is still going. He looks odd with short hair. I got his album Heavy Metal Comedy, fucking brilliant. Genius. Cheers Steve.

  • @MOOSEDOWNUNDER
    @MOOSEDOWNUNDER 6 лет назад +1

    Pure gold and so true.

  • @charlesscarvelli865
    @charlesscarvelli865 4 года назад +18

    Run for prime minister. You’ll have our votes

    • @ketercognitohazard
      @ketercognitohazard 3 года назад +3

      I would move to your country and become a citizen just to vote for him. The US is on a bit of a down slide right now anyway. And, I had the pleasure of visiting your beautiful country once a few years back. As an American, I was treated poorly in a few places that I had visited. But, in Australia, I was treated very well. Very nice and friendly people in my experience. Wish my country (and many others) was a bit more like yours.

  • @SC-vb2ui
    @SC-vb2ui 4 года назад +3

    Brave with Integrity 🙏🏽💙

  • @madMARTYNmarsh1981
    @madMARTYNmarsh1981 2 года назад +2

    When I was a youngun we had to cross a road to get to our school. Kids were kids, acting like twats, running out in front of moving cars on a daily basis. All that stopped when a kid was run over and died, there is nothing like seeing a friend fly through the air, broken, to make kids respect the fast moving metal blocks that live on roads.
    I suggest every school selects one child, I would go with the bully, and they are used to demonstrate how deadly cars are when mixed with kids acting like cars aren't deadly. Gather all the students, have the bully run over in front of them. I guarantee they'll all respect the highway code then! Plus we get rid of the bully. Win-Win!

  • @LyrelltheDark
    @LyrelltheDark 5 лет назад

    Glad to see he's back!

  • @OhSnapItzEden
    @OhSnapItzEden 7 лет назад +6

    When he talked about the sign that said "end school zone" I thought he would agree and say something like yeah even the signs don't like the school zones we should end them

  • @bombshelltilly8577
    @bombshelltilly8577 7 месяцев назад

    Love Steve from Hong Kong, he is the best 😂

  • @magillanz
    @magillanz 6 лет назад +79

    saw Steve in Auckland a couple of months ago he was awesome. Was mostly on offence and being offended. Should do lecture tour of universities with it give the students some real education

    • @Payin_Attention
      @Payin_Attention 4 года назад +5

      We need to see Hughes and Jordan Peterson discuss outrage culture.

    • @kingda117
      @kingda117 4 года назад +3

      @@Payin_AttentionJordan Peterson? That delusional, pretentious windbag that sells shock at the expense of the marginalised in society. What a hero.

    • @kobked-x
      @kobked-x 3 года назад +2

      @@kingda117 if you are not joking, then you sir are a cad and a liar!

    • @faustusTVR
      @faustusTVR 3 года назад +1

      He'd be banned from campus, too much wrong-think. Maybe it's a fine line between education and indoctrination.

    • @jitblues
      @jitblues 2 года назад

      @@kingda117 Ooooh their fee fee's got hurt ...by the truth. So yeah...he's a hero.

  • @DrumApe
    @DrumApe 5 лет назад +1

    I'm so glad humour is still here.

  • @rrssmooth6643
    @rrssmooth6643 4 года назад

    Just watched a scupltnation video for ten minutes with no end. That is Ten minutes of my life I will never get back.

  • @schaffer8891
    @schaffer8891 4 года назад

    1 of top 3 best comedians in the world easy 😂👍✌

  • @blooBerry371
    @blooBerry371 2 года назад +3

    Holy shit I haven’t seen him with short hair…he suits it😂

  • @SouthCoast-ke5wh
    @SouthCoast-ke5wh 6 лет назад +1

    Haha flight path Tempe, spot on mate you're a legend

  • @smoothy4045
    @smoothy4045 4 года назад

    Love this guy, always funny as f😂

  • @UlfMTG
    @UlfMTG 6 лет назад

    god the ding ding part killed me. jesus i can't breathe

  • @GrowingDownUnder
    @GrowingDownUnder 6 лет назад +1

    I pissed myself laughing at the start when he was talking about the leaf blower

  • @PepalaPow23
    @PepalaPow23 7 лет назад +7

    you can lick a plane in Tempe! hahaha thats funny af

  • @MerkhVision
    @MerkhVision 2 года назад

    Great set!

  • @eltonjesus69
    @eltonjesus69 7 лет назад +6

    comedy gold

  • @GonjaKiiing
    @GonjaKiiing 7 лет назад +1

    Steve is a legend

  • @Dina_tankar_mina_ord
    @Dina_tankar_mina_ord Год назад

    Imagine if he ended the punchline with that the driver at the end with the everlasting ding-ding noise probably was the same leafblower guy listening to enya sail o way sail o way sail o way. thank you god night!

  • @andrewphillips8341
    @andrewphillips8341 4 года назад

    Love this guy

  • @PatrickMcF
    @PatrickMcF 3 месяца назад

    "I got to split, bye." Man😮 it's been 40 years since I've heard that. " Where is Steve? " " The cat had to split, man!"
    Fat Freddy and Felix 😂

  • @sharkdentures3247
    @sharkdentures3247 6 лет назад +1

    We fixed the problem with the 'ding ding'! LMAO!!!!

  • @aliceinabsentia
    @aliceinabsentia 3 месяца назад

    Love this guy.

  • @MrRenegadeshinobi
    @MrRenegadeshinobi 4 года назад +20

    George Carlin didn't die, he became Australian.

    • @souless08
      @souless08 2 года назад +1

      Steve is funnier than carlin IMO.. Carlin was to whiny and preachy and a bit to self important... Steve is just funny without all the theatracial bullshit

  • @leesteele666
    @leesteele666 4 года назад

    Love it 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @DK_Son
    @DK_Son 7 лет назад +1

    Haha "What the fuck are they doing in our zone"

  • @katgilbert9732
    @katgilbert9732 7 лет назад +9

    Who cares about his hair?! This is so funny!!!

  • @jameshickey1294
    @jameshickey1294 4 года назад +2

    Just found him mate an i Gota say. I'm a carlin Pryor for ever the best but now stevie mate. He's absolutely brilliant. Creative writing an excellent delivery... Lov him. How'd I miss this gie. ✌️💯😭

  • @viktorarvid8609
    @viktorarvid8609 6 лет назад

    This guy is brilliant :D

  • @themadmanofgadara8584
    @themadmanofgadara8584 7 лет назад +2

    I WANT MORE

  • @HashiriyaSquadron
    @HashiriyaSquadron 2 года назад +3

    Tough crowd. He's awesome.

  • @keepcalmbuddy1025
    @keepcalmbuddy1025 6 лет назад

    Still in my top 5 all time.

  • @artofwargh
    @artofwargh 7 лет назад +2

    In my country you can purchase the clip part (obviously without the belt) and just clip it in there forever and not wear a seatbelt. Personally the seatbelt saved my life so always wear it guys.

  • @_kc_was_here
    @_kc_was_here Год назад

    Everytime I start my blower I hear this in my head

  • @smokeybirdman
    @smokeybirdman 7 лет назад +2

    give em ding ding LOOOOL

  • @Valhalla.Studio
    @Valhalla.Studio 3 года назад +4

    ah mate the jokes about real estate prices hit even harder in 2021, fucking hell. Might not even a get a house with a tap and toilet for 1.2mil here in NZ lol.

  • @gadiensguide4385
    @gadiensguide4385 7 лет назад +1

    Love you're work mate :D

  • @Living_Connectedness
    @Living_Connectedness Год назад +2

    This has become soooooo much more relevant now. This audience had no idea what they were in for.

  • @syrehn69
    @syrehn69 Год назад

    Brilliant! 👋👋👋👋👋

  • @shmookins
    @shmookins 7 лет назад +5

    Slow start but it picks up. The ding ding part killed me. And I know of an entire country that does not wear seatbelts and they ignore the ding ding....all day long! Some of the 'weaker' ones pay a mechanic to break it.

    • @FlyingDropBearAU
      @FlyingDropBearAU 7 лет назад

      Shadow Heart pay a mechanic to unplug the sensor under the seat? You know you just reach under there and unclip it...right?

    • @shmookins
      @shmookins 7 лет назад +1

      No, and it never crossed my mind to disable a safety mechanism in a fast moving machines that weighs about a ton and which I sit inside it surrounded by other fast moving one ton machines.

    • @kristianburgess9503
      @kristianburgess9503 7 лет назад

      lol

    • @Zeriouznez
      @Zeriouznez 7 лет назад

      "FlyingDropBear" Unplug the wrong one and you might activate your side airbag

  • @mohamedzaki4701
    @mohamedzaki4701 7 лет назад +12

    Where you been Steve? We missed ya.
    Great show. Keep it up.

    • @hannecatton2179
      @hannecatton2179 6 лет назад +1

      Lived , or still lives in Manchester , England.

    • @user-wh6sp6st8s
      @user-wh6sp6st8s 4 года назад +2

      @@hannecatton2179 trying not to kill himself

  • @neasahayes6044
    @neasahayes6044 Год назад

    Ding ding in Ireland also and beep beep beep if you forget to close the door of your fridge. Really does the head in.

  • @PonchoRamirez1989
    @PonchoRamirez1989 6 лет назад +12

    Perhaps just a sub par show by his standards, check out his recent podcast with Tom Rhodes, you'll see he is as on point as ever, he was just playing it 'safe' for this festival IMO.

    • @paulcurran4786
      @paulcurran4786 4 года назад +1

      we have been asking for new material for years, cant all be show stoppers.

  • @twocanwonder
    @twocanwonder 4 года назад +1

    From mortal sin to this.... Fuckin epic. Love it. 🤘🤘

  • @trauma822
    @trauma822 7 лет назад

    This guy is A BOSS!

  • @marcusp905
    @marcusp905 4 года назад

    we needed another funny Aussie after Rolf Harris, love this dude!

  • @stoneskull
    @stoneskull 7 лет назад

    he's totally the best

  • @logicierge199
    @logicierge199 2 года назад

    Where's your boy Bali. 😅😂😂👌🏽

  • @kailaniandi
    @kailaniandi 5 месяцев назад

    Nimbin town has a dude that sweeps the main streets in the morning. Super peaceful. Not sure if it's still like that.

  • @dazwall5092
    @dazwall5092 Год назад

    Quality!

  • @tomnavara9177
    @tomnavara9177 4 года назад +1

    Was just watching one of your 2012 shows . Defiantly like the old look better 🤘🤘. But still a funny man 👌

  • @rajkrishan3092
    @rajkrishan3092 2 года назад

    ah! the ding-ding 😂👌🏻

  • @amazonia8393
    @amazonia8393 7 лет назад +8

    What happened to Steve's HAIIRRR!!!!???

  • @bigrathole
    @bigrathole 4 года назад +3

    6:50 I helped this hoarder lady once move shit out of her house. Among other things she drove with her seatbelt off with the dinger going constantly. I don't know how she managed it. I guess she was already driven mad long before she got in the car to do it.

  • @JCResDoc94
    @JCResDoc94 7 лет назад

    Holy ...there is no noise quite like it. Every day. Across 4 houses and now inner city. Leaf blowers -_-

  • @Captain_Bucket
    @Captain_Bucket 6 лет назад +1

    Absolutely fucking hilarious!

  • @stefansoder6903
    @stefansoder6903 2 года назад +1

    Brilliant! Any new stuff? Is he still performing?

  • @williamsburgkavanagh1710
    @williamsburgkavanagh1710 4 года назад

    thats what the dinging is for... priceless.