The Report of the Week OUT OF CONTEXT

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  • Опубликовано: 25 ноя 2024

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  • @mattrichmond9264
    @mattrichmond9264 3 года назад +6331

    They should get this guy on hot one’s, it’d be amazing

  • @daffyuser
    @daffyuser 4 года назад +8083

    my satisfaction is immeasurable and my day is made

    • @Toadette2
      @Toadette2 4 года назад +16

      Hehe 😌✨

    • @RoxxSmash
      @RoxxSmash 3 года назад +7

      Epic FLCL pic

    • @robosing225
      @robosing225 3 года назад +14

      Bro he said that years ago. You and I and everyone getting this reference... are true gangstas.

    • @tobyconoley5511
      @tobyconoley5511 3 года назад +1

      covering up my history

    • @JaniceClick
      @JaniceClick 3 года назад +1

      My dad is mad at me for this

  • @gubzs
    @gubzs 3 года назад +4643

    Reviewbrah is that kid at the wedding who like, nobody knows who his parents are, but he's still just being really polite and standing in a corner waiting for his turn to get a plate at the dessert bar.

    • @vigil8400
      @vigil8400 3 года назад +325

      oddly specific

    • @Skippercarlos5
      @Skippercarlos5 3 года назад +243

      @@vigil8400 - Yet oddly accurate

    • @andrewkeller1117
      @andrewkeller1117 2 года назад +85

      @@Skippercarlos5 Yet accurately odd

    • @llnnie
      @llnnie 2 года назад +42

      EVERYONE likes him

    • @cnelly4582
      @cnelly4582 2 года назад +12

      His name is report of the week

  • @diggsj0536
    @diggsj0536 2 года назад +1876

    “No sauce is going to fix this atrocity” has me ROLLING 💀

    • @jordanmcmorris5248
      @jordanmcmorris5248 2 года назад +45

      A metaphor for the world we inhabit

    • @manumudgal5776
      @manumudgal5776 11 месяцев назад +1

      my fav line from him

    • @lordwallie24
      @lordwallie24 11 месяцев назад

      a real future republican a lot of nonsense and winey content

  • @dankdude1976
    @dankdude1976 4 года назад +4331

    What a marvelous creature

    • @Mojoblitz
      @Mojoblitz  4 года назад +239

      exceptionally marvelous

    • @Great_Lake_Surfer
      @Great_Lake_Surfer 4 года назад +49

      Why is he so proper? No hate, just curious about this legend lmao

    • @BreakingMaster1
      @BreakingMaster1 4 года назад +118

      @@Great_Lake_Surfer the more power you have, the more humble and proper you become.

    • @Great_Lake_Surfer
      @Great_Lake_Surfer 3 года назад +22

      @@BreakingMaster1 ahh yes I see

    • @boi5375
      @boi5375 3 года назад

      @@Great_Lake_Surfer u got really nice hair lol

  • @LL-bl8hd
    @LL-bl8hd 3 года назад +1914

    I honestly think he's incredibly charismatic. The camera loves him. He could be an actor or have a show on a network.

    • @willowbrooks
      @willowbrooks 2 года назад +39

      Sheldon cooper's little brother he never knew he had

    • @Sandux930
      @Sandux930 2 года назад +87

      Sheldon Cooper but actually likable

    • @frailvoid5844
      @frailvoid5844 2 года назад +50

      @@Sandux930 and way cooler too, tbh idk how the bigbangtheory went on for so long since I feel if the show was realistic someone would've killed sheldon by the mid section of the first season out of pure frustration

    • @martinaalvarez4952
      @martinaalvarez4952 2 года назад +16

      I totally see him on a sitcom playing a weird but likeable character, kinda like dwight in The office

    • @MrYowen88
      @MrYowen88 2 года назад +4

      somebody should cast a show with all youtube personalities... ROTW, Needle Drop, Davie504.... uh... others... idk maybe that would be bad but a lot of people would watch it either way.

  • @thebatman9520
    @thebatman9520 4 года назад +3729

    he's a good guy

    • @Mojoblitz
      @Mojoblitz  4 года назад +199

      true that

    • @rith359
      @rith359 4 года назад +33

      I second the motion

    • @timwilson4772
      @timwilson4772 3 года назад +5

      @hem hem hi gilf

    • @BloBlas123
      @BloBlas123 3 года назад +45

      wait are you the cat from the video ?

    • @Abznth
      @Abznth 3 года назад +6

      nice

  • @addresssimilar3738
    @addresssimilar3738 3 года назад +1114

    Hes like a 5 year old trapped in a 30 year old trapped in an 80 year old trapped in a 20 year old

  • @cassondra7
    @cassondra7 4 года назад +1547

    Reviewbrah is one of my favorite human beings.

  • @nikon6728
    @nikon6728 4 года назад +1523

    Such a sweet boy

  • @radnukespeoplesminds
    @radnukespeoplesminds 4 года назад +941

    2:19 depressed existential crisis report of the week is mood

    • @ssgpizzalover515
      @ssgpizzalover515 4 года назад +31

      Damn

    • @HollowBonezz
      @HollowBonezz 3 года назад +15

      @@ssgpizzalover515 ...damn

    • @serumavaru3830
      @serumavaru3830 3 года назад +4

      Yep

    • @dedelabinouze5110
      @dedelabinouze5110 3 года назад +18

      i hope my lord is doing good

    • @ImSquiggs
      @ImSquiggs 3 года назад +69

      That's the real reason I love this dude... he's so genuine. Good or bad, he'll tell you about it if he feels it.

  • @MandenTV
    @MandenTV 3 года назад +1261

    Born too late to explore the planet, born too early to explore the stars, born just in time to experience Reviewbrah’s genius.

    • @superficial.mp4
      @superficial.mp4 2 года назад +30

      too often do we focus on the negatives and forget we get to live on the same planet as review brah 🙏

    • @coulahawke1411
      @coulahawke1411 2 года назад +3

      NPC

    • @wee7750
      @wee7750 Год назад

      Shut the fuck up you idiot. You realize there are still hundreds of miles of undiscovered rainforests and jungles. Let's not forget the fact about only 5 percent of the ocean has been explored. Get out there mr explorer. Since you wanna be an adventurer apparently

    • @superficial.mp4
      @superficial.mp4 Год назад

      @@wee7750 who pissed in your cheerios this morning?

    • @MandenTV
      @MandenTV Год назад

      @@wee7750 You need to get away from your computer more

  • @matarono
    @matarono 4 года назад +776

    "So here we are, you know. Living the dream and uh... making some memories I'll never gonna forget here at McDonalds."

    • @blacksheep7910
      @blacksheep7910 2 года назад

      Busted a rib over that; if you'll excuse me...

    • @krusher181
      @krusher181 2 года назад +24

      Basically his whole vibe in a nutshell right there

    • @ihazcheese
      @ihazcheese Год назад +7

      I will forever quote this at any McDonald’s I may happen to visit. There’s something so poetic about it.

    • @randomcatontheinternet2771
      @randomcatontheinternet2771 Год назад +1

      1:51

    • @snaifhassnan6348
      @snaifhassnan6348 8 дней назад

      768

  • @Josuh
    @Josuh 4 года назад +625

    4:54 that's a smooth transition if i have ever seen one, it's like he's just suddenly standing and teleported back to the 50's

    • @Marksman_12
      @Marksman_12 3 года назад +46

      He looks like a bar owner with that dart board beside him.

  • @doey1841
    @doey1841 2 года назад +318

    4:16 he's literally so funny for no reason

    • @kouranko
      @kouranko Год назад

      Because his delivery is so straight. And he's got a great sense of humour.

  • @eastonb7957
    @eastonb7957 3 года назад +1305

    This man is more powerful then the U.S. government

  • @RockBottomRiser21
    @RockBottomRiser21 4 года назад +341

    1:06 I love how the cat looks offended at him breaking character

  • @daysonsnider733
    @daysonsnider733 4 года назад +457

    3:45 is an exact quote of my mother’s words the day I was born

  • @arbitrarylib
    @arbitrarylib 4 года назад +1284

    dayum dayum DAYUM

    • @teddymendonca9975
      @teddymendonca9975 3 года назад +18

      What video is that from 😂

    • @RTS1
      @RTS1 3 года назад +16

      @@teddymendonca9975 ruclips.net/video/89tAhxDxzlw/видео.html

    • @teddymendonca9975
      @teddymendonca9975 3 года назад +5

      @@RTS1 thanks!!!!

    • @nytrodioxide
      @nytrodioxide 3 года назад +21

      First time I heard him swear

    • @bunja9101
      @bunja9101 3 года назад +19

      @@teddymendonca9975 it's inspired by the Daym Drops Five Guys review. Daym goes "Dayum, dayum, DAYUM!" when he eats the Five Guys burger.

  • @vibraphonics
    @vibraphonics 4 года назад +803

    I was looking for the clip where he suddenly packs away a bag of food like he's a squirrel who just noticed he was being watched. Anyone know the bit I mean?

    • @Mojoblitz
      @Mojoblitz  4 года назад +215

      I know exactly what you mean I think it was a McDonald's review I'll have a look through the *archives*

    • @Eireann.
      @Eireann. 3 года назад +7

      Where is this yoo

    • @chelsea342
      @chelsea342 3 года назад +6

      Did you find it??

    • @Neerp315
      @Neerp315 3 года назад +78

      @@chelsea342 maybe the archives are incomplete?

    • @RaviOmJazz
      @RaviOmJazz 3 года назад +15

      @@Neerp315 I read your comment, kept scrolling, chuckled to myself and came back to like it

  • @DJG_Studios
    @DJG_Studios Год назад +157

    This guy is pretty much how I expected adulting to go when I was younger

  • @foilhattiest1
    @foilhattiest1 3 года назад +128

    3:37 That "static" is actually a news transmission from his home world revealing that a massive solar flare outbust has just burned down his planets capital city and incinerated everyone he ever knew there.

  • @Sari36YT
    @Sari36YT Год назад +99

    There's something about 3:15 I love so much. There's a man enjoying his food

    • @lunamorada335
      @lunamorada335 Год назад +7

      I need to know what the og video is

  • @enclave2k1
    @enclave2k1 3 года назад +145

    4:34 Mini reviewbrah is probably the most adorable thing I've ever seen.

    • @peachgarden5549
      @peachgarden5549 2 года назад +17

      I genuinely cant tell if he was crying or laughing 😭😭

  • @livelife9680
    @livelife9680 3 года назад +78

    3:34 The way he just threw the sandwich down kills me

  • @johnnyengligh5773
    @johnnyengligh5773 4 года назад +376

    0:27 I want to hear his mixtape bad

    • @Mojoblitz
      @Mojoblitz  4 года назад +14

      So do I!

    • @mazuki7602
      @mazuki7602 3 года назад +2

      unfortunately it will burn your house

    • @user84074
      @user84074 3 года назад +3

      Do you really? It was a limited release, Australia only. Released in January of 2020 and look what happened...

  • @pip5188
    @pip5188 3 года назад +205

    1:52 I love his almost cynical demeanor

    • @SteleCat
      @SteleCat 2 года назад +4

      My favorite clip in this video.

    • @vincedibona4687
      @vincedibona4687 2 месяца назад +1

      My favorite comment is this one. This that I just made. This very one. 👍🏻

  • @CheeseYourself
    @CheeseYourself 3 года назад +74

    0:21
    "pizza and slippers" sounds like something God would say before smiting someone

    • @MrJedroi258
      @MrJedroi258 2 года назад +16

      God creating Italians

  • @WinstonCropdusty
    @WinstonCropdusty 4 года назад +288

    We don’t deserve this dude

  • @edenmusicc
    @edenmusicc 4 года назад +121

    1:27 lol the paper on the wall just there casually saying hi lol I like that 💀💀

  • @dannyrodriguez2365
    @dannyrodriguez2365 3 года назад +75

    0:36
    I seriously expected him to just walk away from the camera man and start walking on the river

  • @Darostelijaa
    @Darostelijaa 3 месяца назад +7

    his existential crisis starting at 2:19 is so funny to me for some reason. the shitty video quality is the icing on top. perfect clip.

  • @Toadette2
    @Toadette2 4 года назад +1010

    I am in love with him but i would be so worried for my parents to meet him ya know? 😂

    • @Mojoblitz
      @Mojoblitz  4 года назад +79

      hahaha

    • @camerondomingo5141
      @camerondomingo5141 4 года назад +228

      Guarantee he will make a great first impression

    • @Toadette2
      @Toadette2 4 года назад +100

      @@camerondomingo5141 of course hes the perfect man 😌😇

    • @allab0ut-fl0wers-74
      @allab0ut-fl0wers-74 4 года назад +40

      My parents would probably hate him, the rest of my family on the other hand would adore him. Lol not that I would care

    • @the8419
      @the8419 4 года назад +6

      Arianna you must have some insane beer burps! 🍺

  • @skyfae293
    @skyfae293 3 года назад +191

    All of there are hilarious but I can't stop laughing at 4:04 clip.

  • @frost6215
    @frost6215 4 года назад +221

    0:04 why dose he look so stressed omg

  • @teancumpusey3406
    @teancumpusey3406 3 года назад +175

    Now THIS guy is who should actually receive the title of most wholesome character.

    • @ShemZ664
      @ShemZ664 Год назад

      He’s wholesome, yet savage.

  • @JimmyFoxhound
    @JimmyFoxhound 3 года назад +46

    1:03 is probably my favorite Reviewbrah clip ever. When he breaks and laughs as the cat is cleaning itself I lose it every time. What a legend! 🤣🤣

  • @sirraymondluxuryyacht8131
    @sirraymondluxuryyacht8131 3 года назад +36

    3:44 - I truly believe his disappointment is immeasurable and his day is ruined - I felt that deep in my soul

  • @biochicken4174
    @biochicken4174 3 года назад +154

    Shit got real when he started talking about time

  • @alie_smith
    @alie_smith 3 года назад +104

    He might be one of the very few people in the world that can make me genuinely happy

  • @jaylenlockhart6467
    @jaylenlockhart6467 3 года назад +16

    3:20 I did not expect a Good Times reference from reviewbrah. My delight is immeasurable and my day is improved.

  • @monkeeee
    @monkeeee 7 месяцев назад +8

    1:52 looks like the beginning of a found footage horror movie

  • @digestiveissue7710
    @digestiveissue7710 3 года назад +29

    2:18 unironically made me sad

  • @CodeRed001
    @CodeRed001 2 года назад +31

    He reminds me of a man taken from the past to experience modern day fast food. He lived in the great depression and food was a luxury. Now he's living the fast food dream.

    • @Shy-xm4kn
      @Shy-xm4kn 2 года назад +2

      That’s exactly how I’ve always thought of him. Some kind of time traveler lol.

  • @lvlonegoblin
    @lvlonegoblin 3 года назад +48

    How anyone could dislike this man is beyond my understanding

  • @Hestia134
    @Hestia134 Год назад +31

    This guy is so fascinating to watch, he reminds me of what a time traveler would look like, it’s almost as if he’s experiencing life through the lens of a very old soul.

  • @gabrielneelthayil7236
    @gabrielneelthayil7236 4 года назад +43

    "The fact of the matter, is that the drink has a kiwi flavour"

  • @calimango7926
    @calimango7926 3 года назад +51

    The dayum, DAYUM, *DAYUM* made my entire year

  • @jgpix1
    @jgpix1 3 года назад +47

    My favorite is the one with the cat. We get to see him genuinely laugh. Which is very rare

  • @Skyro.
    @Skyro. 3 года назад +64

    2:12 should have been the ending Lmao

  • @jammer7vvvq691
    @jammer7vvvq691 2 года назад +7

    RUclips glitched the hell out and instead of playing an ad, paused this video at about 3:05, I waited there in silence until I heard a big explosion and then intense music while I see him just sitting there having an existential crisis.

  • @rra8973
    @rra8973 2 года назад +26

    His sense of humor is so dry and quick and adorable

  • @eagleone5456
    @eagleone5456 3 года назад +15

    I cant tell if this is his true self or a character, but either way every detail is perfect about himself. The Monster Zero in a wine glass, to wearing a blazer, eating fast food in his Prius.

  • @TheJontydavid
    @TheJontydavid 2 года назад +26

    This guy should definitely be scouted as an actor. He's really interesting on camera.

  • @elementz301
    @elementz301 3 года назад +27

    instead of swearing im just gonna say "pizza and slippers!" now

  • @imyourhosttoasto_o9905
    @imyourhosttoasto_o9905 4 месяца назад +5

    "Pizza in Slippers"
    Gold.

  • @Pagter420
    @Pagter420 3 года назад +25

    4:33 literally cures your depression.

  • @SLiam_Shady
    @SLiam_Shady 4 года назад +44

    3:33 PLEASE TELL ME WHAT REVIEW THIS IS.

  • @leviscravat1440
    @leviscravat1440 4 года назад +57

    "THIS IS, *REVIEW* "

  • @flipstheking6464
    @flipstheking6464 2 года назад +13

    "I kinda want to talk about bagels" I lost it 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Lucia-ej5kc
    @Lucia-ej5kc 4 года назад +56

    Now this is quality

  • @VioletsOnMars
    @VioletsOnMars 3 года назад +38

    I'll always and forever be single. Can't love a man more than Reviewbrah.

  • @Reoko77
    @Reoko77 4 года назад +19

    1:04
    Draw me like one of your French cats.

  • @superotterboy7937
    @superotterboy7937 4 года назад +31

    The kind treatment of the rubber duckies has warmed my heart! Much respect to you, eccentric fellow! ☺️

  • @BMGiraitis
    @BMGiraitis 3 года назад +67

    I feel bad someone who brings me much joy gets sad at times.

  • @bestmasterbilly6173
    @bestmasterbilly6173 3 года назад +31

    Reviewbrah seems like he would be a cool hilarious friend to have. Like I’d get tacobell at 2am after finals with this guy and know itd be a good time

  • @maloryfunction2260
    @maloryfunction2260 3 года назад +6

    0:08
    I am in love with the pause before his shock

  • @gundamgames6092
    @gundamgames6092 Год назад +9

    Reviewbrah is a real life Twin Peaks character.

  • @xosbabymama4703
    @xosbabymama4703 3 года назад +51

    Reviewbrah getting excited at how black his tongue was made my day

    • @mrkitty777
      @mrkitty777 2 года назад

      My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined 🥺

  • @mike91mdk45
    @mike91mdk45 Год назад +4

    "DayUM DayUM DAYUUUUM!" Dumbledore said calmly

  • @misanthropik6070
    @misanthropik6070 2 года назад +7

    The thumb of him holding a beer made me appreciate him ever so much more.

  • @SirJacob
    @SirJacob 3 года назад +40

    2:18 Listening to his most recent podcast talking about time still flying.

  • @Cornberry
    @Cornberry 3 года назад +35

    It really is like a god sent their child to Earth to live among the common people, and that's reviewbrah.

  • @arbitrarylib
    @arbitrarylib 4 года назад +89

    This is...review LMAO

  • @uPSIDEdOWN577
    @uPSIDEdOWN577 3 года назад +9

    3:32 I’ve never seen him get upset like that 😂😂

  • @wasabin2184
    @wasabin2184 3 года назад +9

    Me when i have nothing to talk about in conversations: 0:50

  • @Ctrekoz
    @Ctrekoz 2 года назад +8

    4:16 underrated af

  • @R4KUZEN
    @R4KUZEN 2 года назад +3

    3:38 baffled, flabbergasted, bewildered, astonished, stupefied, amazed, shocked, staggered, taken aback, dumbfounded, dazed, benumbed, confounded, shaken up, thunderstrucked, flummoxed, agaped, speechless, shell-shocked, staggered, nonplussed, startled, astounded, disappointed, saddened, defeated, besmirched...

  • @MrEvacuation15
    @MrEvacuation15 4 года назад +45

    2:46 when you realize it’s been 10 years since suite life of Zack and cody

    • @Mojoblitz
      @Mojoblitz  4 года назад +5

      "it's not getting any better, I'll tell you that"

  • @findingfalkor2434
    @findingfalkor2434 2 года назад +9

    2:09 the passive aggression is strong with this bite 🤪🤣

  • @danknfrshtv
    @danknfrshtv 3 месяца назад +2

    He is a dapper gentleman that no-one wants to disappoint. Truly human.

  • @olsonbrandon91
    @olsonbrandon91 11 месяцев назад +8

    A man who was obviously raised by his grandparents

  • @jakechapman3161
    @jakechapman3161 5 месяцев назад +4

    How tf do people dislike this guy? Now no matter what happens I’m having a good day.

  • @scarletXlune
    @scarletXlune 3 года назад +6

    00:13 DJ KHALED IS THAT YOU!!? 😂😂 holding in my laugh at night

  • @femiyr
    @femiyr 3 года назад +19

    I seriously love this guy, I hope Reviewbrah is having a pleasant day

  • @lovelyblueyedliz
    @lovelyblueyedliz 4 года назад +25

    He is truly a character...... original as they come🙃😊

  • @snowy2420
    @snowy2420 3 года назад +4

    "This is..." *stares into the abyss*

  • @chillykaia
    @chillykaia 3 года назад +8

    "And something occured to me: well, you know, I kinda wanna talk about bagels."

  • @moniquerodriguez3013
    @moniquerodriguez3013 4 года назад +71

    well. i kinda wanna talk about bagels.

  • @jankemjunkie6564
    @jankemjunkie6564 2 года назад +7

    I would legitimately find it an honor to shake this man’s hand.

  • @CheckOnTheHomies
    @CheckOnTheHomies 4 года назад +9

    This content pleases me. I've been watching the Brah for months now.

  • @InvasionAnimation
    @InvasionAnimation 3 года назад +24

    3:14 I never thought I would see him cussing. I like it!

  • @idontlikewind.554
    @idontlikewind.554 3 года назад +11

    This is an alternate reality where Gollum got his life straight and started a career on RUclips.

  • @toniroberts8117
    @toniroberts8117 3 года назад +14

    It took me all of about 30 seconds to realize John did NOT make this 😂
    (His cat/energy drink episode is the best) 😂
    It’s super cute seeing him as a 16 year old, alone on the holidays, in a formal tuxedo, griping about time flying by though 😂
    Haven’t seen that podcast before.

  • @breadedporkcutlet9345
    @breadedporkcutlet9345 2 года назад +3

    "PIzza n' Slippers!"
    *thunk* XD

  • @noahj3394
    @noahj3394 3 года назад +3

    0:24 y’all can’t tell me anything, that shit is way too cold, the way he puts on his glasses before marching down those stairs 💀

  • @KJEofficial
    @KJEofficial 4 года назад +17

    “Damn damn DAMN”😂😂

  • @Kindred_Lamb
    @Kindred_Lamb 3 года назад +8

    Everyone watching: my satisfaction is immeasurable and my day is saved

  • @HomeEF
    @HomeEF Год назад +2

    Omg, the kitten face is soooooooooo adorable!!! lol

  • @SUScorporation
    @SUScorporation Год назад +4

    I've been watching this dude for years and y'all better stop joking around because we're never gonna get another youtuber like him