Edgeworth Has Trouble Getting Names

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  • @OmegaJ12
    @OmegaJ12 4 года назад +5788

    Edgeworth: “Witness, please state your name and occupation.”
    Oldbag: “OH EDGEY BOY”
    Edgeworth: “I would like to go back to being accused of murder, your honor.”

    • @Anaea
      @Anaea 3 года назад +160

      *WHEEZE*

    • @jesusisking1294
      @jesusisking1294 3 года назад +25

      500th like LET’S GOOOOOOO

    • @horrorsans3676
      @horrorsans3676 3 года назад +408

      Judge: But you haven't being accused of murder yet, Mr.Edgeworth.
      Edgeworth: *Im about to.*

    • @younghopeproductions485
      @younghopeproductions485 3 года назад +121

      @@horrorsans3676 Phoenix:Woah woah! Let's not commit any murders Edgeworth!

    • @robertlupa8273
      @robertlupa8273 3 года назад +83

      @@younghopeproductions485 Edgeworth: I already did.

  • @gradualdecay
    @gradualdecay 6 лет назад +10356

    Edgeworth kicks ass, but has a hard time taking names...

    • @ariahazelwood3842
      @ariahazelwood3842 5 лет назад +121

      Underrated comment here 💀💀

    • @Latias38
      @Latias38 4 года назад +28

      @@ariahazelwood3842^ this right here

    • @imtotallyrandom681
      @imtotallyrandom681 4 года назад +94

      Updated autopsy report

    • @Kaempfdog
      @Kaempfdog 4 года назад +16

      We can add to the list with Ponco the robot, and Sorin Sprocket. Sorin only threw paper airplanes and Ponco was not programmed to be called a witness. (And I don’t recall but Larry gave them both a hard time too in 6-6 in court as well) Some things truly never change and that will always be priceless.

    • @Damian-Hia
      @Damian-Hia 4 года назад +46

      Edgeworth is here to kick ass and take names and he’s having a very hard time taking names

  • @IkkezzUsedEmber
    @IkkezzUsedEmber 6 лет назад +14586

    If my name literally was Old bag, i wouldn't tell my name either

    • @DitzyNizzy2009
      @DitzyNizzy2009 6 лет назад +869

      IkkezzUsedEmber - If my name was Oldbag, I'd have changed it when I turned 18.

    • @aleksandramakari
      @aleksandramakari 5 лет назад +169

      @Lourd And no one wanted to marry the windbag....

    • @myeeeeeh
      @myeeeeeh 5 лет назад +313

      If my name was Oldbag, I'd question why my mom would marry a man who's last name was Oldbag.

    • @kevintrang3007
      @kevintrang3007 5 лет назад +19

      @@aleksandramakari
      But she's got a ring

    • @justsomeweirdo3078
      @justsomeweirdo3078 5 лет назад +22

      I would only say my first name wendy

  •  6 лет назад +8894

    *NAME. PROFFESSION. NOW.*

  • @KageRyu798
    @KageRyu798 6 лет назад +4531

    **SLAM**
    Name. Profession. *Now.*

    • @silverpelt3616
      @silverpelt3616 5 лет назад +60

      Mrs. Lop3z *Objection*
      The court does not know their names

    • @birbrkewl8556
      @birbrkewl8556 5 лет назад +21

      @@silverpelt3616 *objection* wait who even is that guy did he go to the wrong court?

    • @heinzdoofenshmirtz8643
      @heinzdoofenshmirtz8643 5 лет назад +13

      *deep breath*
      phineasandferb.fandom.com/wiki/List_of_Doofenshmirtz%27s_backstories

    • @juniperd.2985
      @juniperd.2985 5 лет назад +10

      2:39

    • @firstprimehunter
      @firstprimehunter 4 года назад +1

      Goblin slayer. Goblin slayer

  • @WorldPeaceFighter2526
    @WorldPeaceFighter2526 5 лет назад +12951

    edgeworth: state your name
    witness: *OnCe OpON TiME I diED*

  • @darkmagicmage4526
    @darkmagicmage4526 7 лет назад +3328

    “...the wicked witch of the witness stand.”

    • @milesedgeworth6423
      @milesedgeworth6423 5 лет назад +155

      What? I did not lie, now, did I?

    • @urmomoldchannel1768
      @urmomoldchannel1768 5 лет назад +91

      @@milesedgeworth6423 r/technicallythetruth

    • @tenkaistar1089
      @tenkaistar1089 4 года назад +38

      That had me cracking up

    • @flamingdog9207
      @flamingdog9207 4 года назад +40

      @@milesedgeworth6423 You've got a point, she is an extremely wicked witch, especially on that damn stand...

    • @fireserpent9854
      @fireserpent9854 4 года назад +15

      Very underrated line

  • @-LastStand-
    @-LastStand- 6 лет назад +1837

    *"Name. Profession. Now."*
    _-Edgeworth_

    • @Ryowhosakazaki
      @Ryowhosakazaki 5 лет назад +13

      Ed: He heh he heh he, I like butter toast.

    • @happi2180
      @happi2180 4 года назад +13

      I'm sorry I'm stressed, I'm kinda being accused of murder, I'm a bit busy finishing this rubik's cube... I've got the whole blue side done...

    • @dracko158
      @dracko158 3 года назад +19

      Witness: *"No, I don't think I will."*

    • @kosakukawajiri9561
      @kosakukawajiri9561 2 года назад +2

      Y-yes dadd-

    • @milkyteadrops
      @milkyteadrops 2 года назад +2

      You see, a long time ago I hiked up a trail-

  • @Gear_Storm
    @Gear_Storm 7 лет назад +5570

    Getting a clear sense of 'I'm just trying to get my damn job done' from him XD

    • @Nintendotron64
      @Nintendotron64 7 лет назад +392

      "Witness, I asked for your name and occupation; not your life story! *DO NOT TEST MY PATIENCE!* "

    • @yuutokasane3332
      @yuutokasane3332 6 лет назад +162

      I feel you edgeworth..when i work at starbucks writing the customer’s name on their cup.

    • @updatedautopsyreport7358
      @updatedautopsyreport7358 4 года назад +18

      Gear_Storm I feel bad for his sanity

    • @AbyssalElegy
      @AbyssalElegy 4 года назад +8

      he wants to go home so he can rave about phoenix lol

    • @neelmodi7765
      @neelmodi7765 4 года назад +1

      IKR

  • @tatsuma5012
    @tatsuma5012 7 лет назад +4725

    damn, If this wasn't funny I'd be sorry for Edgeworth Lmfao

    • @hdr_diamondz
      @hdr_diamondz 4 года назад +4

      3.4k likes without a single reply, that's rare

    • @tatsuma5012
      @tatsuma5012 4 года назад +5

      @@hdr_diamondz I don't even remember leaving this comment, nor watching this video to be honest with you

    • @HeroKings
      @HeroKings 3 года назад

      @@tatsuma5012 I mean it was 3 years ago

    • @tatsuma5012
      @tatsuma5012 3 года назад

      @@HeroKings Yeah, fair enough.

    • @HeroKings
      @HeroKings 3 года назад

      @@tatsuma5012 Your comment has more likes than my channels have views 😆
      Honestly though I wanna see Phoenix Wright come back

  • @ShadowyKatz
    @ShadowyKatz 7 лет назад +8063

    I love it when Edgeworth gets flustered/irritated.

    • @sakuraogami6885
      @sakuraogami6885 7 лет назад +416

      Olivia Rosario he's a cutie :3

    • @angelstarfire
      @angelstarfire 7 лет назад +332

      Ikr he's cute!

    • @Most1562
      @Most1562 6 лет назад +406

      He's funny as hell.

    • @Puddor
      @Puddor 6 лет назад +80

      Olivia Rosario you mean always?

    • @a.v.5532
      @a.v.5532 5 лет назад +71

      And now with the Trilogy on Switch is even more funny that earlier.

  • @MagitekOmega
    @MagitekOmega 6 лет назад +11421

    I love Edgeworth but man is it hilarious when the witnesses get him flustered.

  • @maragazh9993
    @maragazh9993 7 лет назад +9695

    edgeworth: NAME. NOW.
    witness: didnt i tell you it?
    edgeworth: YOU GAVE ME YOUR OVEREXAGGERATED LIFE STORY

    • @yuutokasane3332
      @yuutokasane3332 6 лет назад +353

      That should probably give the witness’s name if you listen close enough..
      To the howling winds that is.

    • @Kingjustin1019
      @Kingjustin1019 6 лет назад +176

      *Slams Table Furiously*

    • @L1z43vr
      @L1z43vr 6 лет назад +73

      *Investigation-cornered*

    • @thineevee7345
      @thineevee7345 5 лет назад +10

      @@yuutokasane3332 *iS tHaT a ReFerEnce*

    • @Alex-rn3jv
      @Alex-rn3jv 5 лет назад +37

      It started when I was born, my parents didn't show up to my birth

  • @teaaulait4174
    @teaaulait4174 7 лет назад +7893

    “My name is Redd White but my friends call me ‘[White Boy]’”

    • @genuineinterest
      @genuineinterest 5 лет назад +248

      WAIT REALLY

    • @miu1383
      @miu1383 5 лет назад +200

      I missed it but when i saw the comments a just realized it..it does say white boi!!

    • @yenvampy
      @yenvampy 5 лет назад +23

      Nazish Talati yep

    • @Bowling4986
      @Bowling4986 5 лет назад +93

      Larry (abridged): THAT IS RACIST!

    • @tgo1848
      @tgo1848 5 лет назад +95

      It's really commom for english games to not use the Ñ

  • @wolfindragonsclothing
    @wolfindragonsclothing 5 лет назад +1105

    Witness: *won't say name*
    Edgeworth: *hand slams for dominance*

    • @thegermangirl1880
      @thegermangirl1880 4 года назад +3

      I want to like this but it has 69 likes, so I'll just come back later

    • @heirofslytherin9808
      @heirofslytherin9808 3 года назад +2

      @@thegermangirl1880 u can do it now

    • @cupofspiders5830
      @cupofspiders5830 3 года назад

      suddenly oldbag

    • @demonprincess9680
      @demonprincess9680 2 года назад +12

      And then he sees Wendy Oldbag and suddenly regrets ever speaking to her

  • @f1s53r
    @f1s53r 6 лет назад +12345

    "My name is Red White, but my friends call me blanco nino."
    They literally called him white boy XD! How did I miss that.

    • @alphahunterd
      @alphahunterd 6 лет назад +485

      Oh my god! That's hilarious!!! XD

    • @philipgutierrez2999
      @philipgutierrez2999 5 лет назад +196

      It was hilarious

    • @Zetzteno
      @Zetzteno 5 лет назад +648

      And I thought me missing Wendy Oldbag as a Windy Old bag was bad

    • @It_sSophiaUwU
      @It_sSophiaUwU 5 лет назад +436

      Actually, they called him Kid White, as the adjective goes after the noun in Spanish.

    • @MALEMization
      @MALEMization 5 лет назад +128

      Did you say NINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOO?!

  • @mark.082
    @mark.082 6 лет назад +2945

    Kimi No Na Wa - Undirected by Miles Edgeworth

  • @GippyHappy
    @GippyHappy 5 лет назад +3637

    I think this is what makes Edgeworth such a great character. He struggles just as much as Phoenix does to deal with the witnesses. He has faults too, he feels more human. Especially compared to all the "perfect" prosecutors we get later.

    • @Moda-pf8wt
      @Moda-pf8wt 5 лет назад +464

      Yeah, Edgeworth is one of my favorite characters because he has flaws that make him endearing!

    • @cbbblue8348
      @cbbblue8348 4 года назад +137

      You can also see AA I for more struggles when dealing with witnesses

    • @Quazex
      @Quazex 4 года назад +414

      Franziska von Karma doesn't have to deal with witnesses not giving names because she has a whip😳

    • @ErrorNumber404
      @ErrorNumber404 4 года назад +34

      *ahem von Karma*

    • @fireserpent9854
      @fireserpent9854 4 года назад +12

      HQ (Whips 4 times)

  • @TheGamerCreeper399
    @TheGamerCreeper399 5 лет назад +4000

    "whats your name"
    "I'm a special character! Look at how interesting I am!"
    (again but in a slightly louder tone) "whats your name"

    • @shamwow2000
      @shamwow2000 4 года назад +394

      "Here's my overexaggerated life story"
      (in earrape) "Y O U R N A M E P L E A S E"

    • @genericperson360
      @genericperson360 4 года назад +171

      "no u"
      *_N A M E P L E A S E_*
      *windows in the courtroom break*

    • @Hannah-xw4pk
      @Hannah-xw4pk 4 года назад +91

      Suddenly, Edgeworth puffs up like an angry cobra, bellowing his request in the loudest tone yet. In the distance, sirens. In the courtroom, screams. In the witness's mind, a subtle whisper that they can't quite catch, something about their name....

    • @toastedwatermeln
      @toastedwatermeln 4 года назад +15

      again at albert tone *"your name and occupation?*

    • @danterodriguez03
      @danterodriguez03 4 года назад +53

      "My name is a pun, so you know im important to the case"

  • @fresh8462
    @fresh8462 5 лет назад +634

    Edgeworth: Name and profession
    witness: doesn't answer
    Phoenix: aw shit, here we go again

  • @8BitMisdreavus
    @8BitMisdreavus 7 лет назад +7859

    "I make teh Steel Samurai, n00b! ROFL!"
    "..."
    "Sal. Sal Manella. I'm a director. Television."
    Edgeworth was not dealing with that shit today.

    • @AmbassadorCantrip
      @AmbassadorCantrip 5 лет назад +381

      He ain't no n00b at l1f3

    • @Jukantos
      @Jukantos 5 лет назад +402

      Im more flustered by the obvious Salmonella (bacteria) joke in there

    • @swosho
      @swosho 5 лет назад +51

      ROFL... LMAO!

    • @alice-nw5np
      @alice-nw5np 5 лет назад +114

      “Sal Manella” SALMONELLA OMG

    • @meglovelyxoxoxo
      @meglovelyxoxoxo 5 лет назад +103

      Its even better when you see in context with the rest of the trial xD By that point he just wanted to be done

  • @Shadoboy
    @Shadoboy 4 года назад +485

    I also loved how Edgeworth couldn't get Cody to leave the camera out of the courtroom.
    "So, you're telling me you discussed terms with a kid... and LOST?!"

    • @floricel_112
      @floricel_112 Год назад +21

      He probably outtriviad him at Steel samurai

  • @Berries20
    @Berries20 4 года назад +302

    Judge: "Please remember you're speaking to a child. Try to be gentle."
    Edgeworth: *_MMMMRPPPH_*

  • @chiptunist
    @chiptunist 7 лет назад +4954

    *JUST TELL ME YOUR DANG NAME ALREADY*

    • @trance_vortex
      @trance_vortex 6 лет назад +31

      Mafia-kun *PROFESSION*
      *NOW*

    • @mitchellalexander9162
      @mitchellalexander9162 6 лет назад +5

      *HISENBERG!*

    • @Kazutoes
      @Kazutoes 6 лет назад +11

      YOUR LINK PROFILE PIC MAKES IT SO MUCH BETTER

    • @lucyakaluckstat
      @lucyakaluckstat 5 лет назад +1

      Lillielover weeb

    • @safs1213
      @safs1213 5 лет назад +7

      I don't use my real name in this story, of course. Just.. listen/
      Miles: Witness State your name and occupation.
      Me: *wearing earmuffs* Hrm?
      Miles: Name and occupation.
      Me: *takes off earmuffs*
      Miles: ...
      Me: ...
      Phoenix and Mia/Maya: uhhh...
      Judge: Please speak or else you won't get to do your testimony, Mr. Jordan.
      Me: oh. Sorry, was wearing earmuffs. Connor Jordan. And by occupation.. uh.. being accused of murder.
      Mia: You're occupation before the murder! (I have a sense of Deja Vu. He has the same sweater and a mask, just like Phoenix when he was accused of murder. And.. he's sick. He better have not eaten poison too.)
      Phoenix: *Penalty sound* (Oh.. no.. Deja vu.. please no.)
      Me: Writing.. er.. art and RUclips.

  • @Sewblon
    @Sewblon 5 лет назад +2279

    I love how Miles interacts with Wendy. Miles can bend everyone on the witness stand from hardened criminals to the rich and powerful to his will. He keeps his calm even when he knows that he is going to lose the case. But the old lady crushing on him causes him to crumble to pieces. Everyone has a weakness. Miles just doesn't have the weakness that you would expect.

    • @giogio4222
      @giogio4222 4 года назад +398

      Well, that and earthquakes

    • @naroIo
      @naroIo 4 года назад +364

      @@giogio4222 And elevators too.

    • @llSuperSnivyll
      @llSuperSnivyll 4 года назад +339

      @@naroIo The day an earthquake happens while Edgeworth is on an elevator with Oldbag, he dies on the spot.

    • @updatedautopsyreport7358
      @updatedautopsyreport7358 4 года назад +31

      Cristian Martinez 😂 help I started laughing at this comment and I can’t stop

    • @thienbaongo7997
      @thienbaongo7997 4 года назад +204

      @@llSuperSnivyll *Miles Edgeworth scratches at elevator doors trying desperately to claw his way out.*

  • @U_C_G
    @U_C_G 7 лет назад +2389

    Edgeworth is my spirit animal

    • @HikariGamer1
      @HikariGamer1 6 лет назад +14

      Alex Healy Mine too

    • @zacke.1286
      @zacke.1286 5 лет назад +63

      You forge evidence for muder trials too??? I thought I was the only one!

    • @sweetsweetwhitesong
      @sweetsweetwhitesong 5 лет назад +45

      omg! FAKE EVIDENCE SQUAD!

    • @Eselball
      @Eselball 5 лет назад +4

      Johana TG no proof
      You have nothing.!
      >:]c

    • @juliuskulla2097
      @juliuskulla2097 5 лет назад +27

      UPDATED AUTOPSY REPORT SQUAD

  • @Kinra_Jade
    @Kinra_Jade 6 лет назад +842

    "What!? Just 'cause you're all grown-up don't mean you can push me around!"
    *Touché*

    • @sinnersrevolution
      @sinnersrevolution 4 года назад +14

      *silence*

    • @neelmodi7765
      @neelmodi7765 4 года назад +20

      i mean technically true, but he's just following formalities and trying to do his job, and this is a court of law, soooooooooooooooooooooo...

    • @horrorsans3676
      @horrorsans3676 3 года назад +11

      Fortunately for Edgeworth, the power of melons-er, nice ladies, are stronger than Cody.

  • @kytheres379
    @kytheres379 7 лет назад +710

    "howling wind"? I've never heard Edgeworth described like that before * i'm dying *

    • @neelmodi7765
      @neelmodi7765 4 года назад +12

      yeah no edgeworth was just tired of his BS

  • @AngusArtEntertainment
    @AngusArtEntertainment 6 лет назад +694

    I wonder, when Angel served that caviar, if that counted as bribing the judge?

    • @codex5949
      @codex5949 6 лет назад +60

      AngusArt Entertainment all i know is that the background music was lit

    • @GHOSTFEDD
      @GHOSTFEDD 5 лет назад +39

      @@codex5949 its the same music used earlier on, as it was also April May's theme, and she got charged for tapping Maya's phone ^^

    • @stoiccutie7615
      @stoiccutie7615 4 года назад +3

      @@fubuki.pershinge1 Objection! It's actually Maya's phone.

    •  4 года назад +11

      @@stoiccutie7615 Hold it! Maya's phone indeed has a recording of the conversation, but the one April May's tapped was Mia's because the tap was in the office and Maya was not in the office!

    • @stoiccutie7615
      @stoiccutie7615 4 года назад +6

      @ Objection! I'm pretty sure that in-game when you have to present the phone as evidence Phoenix would say "This is the defendant's phone. " The defendant is Maya. Ergo, the phone that was tapped was Maya's phone!
      (Well played tho, I had to think about my answer for a sec-)

  • @skud2839
    @skud2839 4 года назад +267

    Edgeworth: Will you state your name?
    Witness: Well yes but actually no
    Edgeworth: *You’re not just a clown, you’re the entire circus*

  • @bluesish1350
    @bluesish1350 6 лет назад +493

    It appears Edgeworth is....on edge ;)

    • @LDPRxPS3x1
      @LDPRxPS3x1 5 лет назад +71

      This pun was not Edgeworth my time

    • @bookworm_of_heaven
      @bookworm_of_heaven 5 лет назад +40

      This is great. I shall pronounce you all *Worthy* of a seat in the pun-throne room.

    • @redusto4505
      @redusto4505 5 лет назад +18

      THE DOOR IS RIGHT THERE
      |
      v
      🚪

    • @callmeshifty6263
      @callmeshifty6263 4 года назад +13

      ...
      *get out*

    • @AbyssalElegy
      @AbyssalElegy 4 года назад +2

      IssueAlexus35
      SKEETUS YEETUS, IT IS MEUS

  • @cupids_favourite_aro4578
    @cupids_favourite_aro4578 3 года назад +87

    I love Phoenix's "wtf is happening and why am i involved?" face, and his little side comments😂

  • @jonquilgemstone
    @jonquilgemstone 4 года назад +143

    Judge: *reminds him to be gentle with the smol but difficult child*
    Miles Edgeworth: *internal screaming*

  • @xRAINxOFxBLOODx
    @xRAINxOFxBLOODx 6 лет назад +460

    Edgeworth was cursed by von Karma. Franziska was cursed too, but she used her whip to minimize the affects.

    • @yocarter9221
      @yocarter9221 4 года назад +21

      @@LucyAdroit never happened to Payne and Godot

    • @NinaNooneknows
      @NinaNooneknows 4 года назад +6

      @HQ A real pain.

    • @NOPE210
      @NOPE210 10 месяцев назад

      @@yocarter9221 Well my fav characters is godot, Edgeworth, franz.. but maya and phoenix.. so this is true... very pain now

  • @JuniorDevCasinos
    @JuniorDevCasinos 4 года назад +100

    Edgeworth: State your name.
    Witness: *i WaS bOrN aT a VeRy YoUnG aGe*

  • @tadeogomez7303
    @tadeogomez7303 5 лет назад +306

    *SLAM.*
    Name. Proffession. Now.
    If that isn't enough to convince you Edgeworth is one of the best characters in AA, then I don't think anything can.

    • @robertlupa8273
      @robertlupa8273 3 года назад +24

      Actually, there is a thing that can do that even better.
      *The awkward objection*

    • @PM-rp4bl
      @PM-rp4bl 3 года назад +14

      ​@@robertlupa8273 indeed! verily, i say! ergo!

    • @CallenderMan
      @CallenderMan 2 года назад +12

      @@PM-rp4bl Objection! That was... objectionable.

    • @cattudoggu
      @cattudoggu 2 года назад +2

      Love the replies under this comment

  • @biotenki9760
    @biotenki9760 4 года назад +54

    4:20
    "The Wicked Witch of the Witness stand"
    That is the best line I've heard from this series so far and I hope it can only get better

  • @FixTheWi-Fi
    @FixTheWi-Fi 7 лет назад +659

    Redd White, CEO of Bluecorp...
    *okay*

    • @RenShinomiya121
      @RenShinomiya121 5 лет назад +88

      his name and company is already a big contradiction

    • @myeeeeeh
      @myeeeeeh 5 лет назад +116

      His friends call him white boy.

    • @XallbX
      @XallbX 5 лет назад +53

      And he was born in France XD

    • @splitz12755
      @splitz12755 4 года назад +14

      **Sudden realization** o mah lord, how have I just noticed now. rather its the reason he says "Red white blue" at the start, or he sells tooth paste. (Most tooth pastes are red white and blue.)

    • @mslightbulb
      @mslightbulb 4 года назад +2

      Hat kid :3 wait, in my country most toothpaste are white green or blue.

  • @dintour7660
    @dintour7660 7 лет назад +632

    *N A M E .*

    • @ThisIsntAYoutuber
      @ThisIsntAYoutuber 7 лет назад +137

      *O C C U P A T I O N .*

    • @Danb-fk5iw
      @Danb-fk5iw 7 лет назад +139

      *_N O W ._*

    • @repeaterlanes8024
      @repeaterlanes8024 6 лет назад +15

      niet

    • @sandraskender1388
      @sandraskender1388 5 лет назад

      I will not

    • @Kamila_Kamila
      @Kamila_Kamila 5 лет назад +26

      Meme Bin
      First of all, I once had a cat and a dog. Then my dog ate my cat, and my cat ate the house, then my house ate me
      *5 hours later*
      Oh btw my name is Erman Fishm

  • @NocturnalDecay
    @NocturnalDecay 4 года назад +55

    Edgeworth: "Will the witness state her name and profession?"
    Angel: here's a lunchbox

  • @sailorsaix1668
    @sailorsaix1668 5 лет назад +179

    I like to think the only thing stopping Miles from strangling some of these people is the paycheck. (And the jailtime probably)

  • @amnaz4024
    @amnaz4024 4 года назад +99

    Imagine Edgeworth working at Starbuck, but no one tells him their name.

    • @loafthy
      @loafthy 4 года назад +1

      Underrated comment 😂

    • @lemonace6695
      @lemonace6695 3 года назад

      *whezee* I'm dying

  • @sunsethourglass4406
    @sunsethourglass4406 7 лет назад +289

    *The wicked witch of the witness stand*

  • @shyreyeslegalassistant851
    @shyreyeslegalassistant851 5 лет назад +874

    Edgeworth : Will the witness state his/her name and profession?
    Witness : *says other things*
    Edgeworth : im about to end my whole career

    • @hallow-oda
      @hallow-oda 4 года назад +54

      the witnesses are what caused him to choose death

    • @simantoahmed9849
      @simantoahmed9849 4 года назад +3

      This is underrated

    • @prosto_a_user
      @prosto_a_user 4 года назад +1

      @@hallow-oda
      Ah yes, "to choose the death".

    • @hallow-oda
      @hallow-oda 4 года назад +2

      @@prosto_a_user if you didn't know, that's something edgeworth actually does in the second game!

    • @prosto_a_user
      @prosto_a_user 4 года назад

      @@hallow-oda
      I did know, duh.

  • @Twelve_Angel
    @Twelve_Angel 6 лет назад +263

    It's funny when you realise Edgeworth is having a bad time with all the characters from rise from the ashes XD

    • @Twelve_Angel
      @Twelve_Angel 4 года назад +2

      what the fuck

    • @Isthatthegrimreaper170
      @Isthatthegrimreaper170 4 года назад +30

      He also has a bad time with all the turnabout samurai characters

    • @equilintogo5378
      @equilintogo5378 3 года назад +7

      Well literally everyone from that extra case screams for a bad time.

    • @bugbear2357
      @bugbear2357 3 года назад +16

      That's because everyone in the damn case was somehow involved in an old murder, just like Edgeworth's trial, except the defendant is even more uncooperative this time

  • @hongmeiling8219
    @hongmeiling8219 4 года назад +222

    “O-objection! I object to the witness’s talkativeness!”
    “Objection sustained!”
    This killed me

    • @fierytigergaming8112
      @fierytigergaming8112 2 года назад +12

      Literally me every time someone went off on a tangent

    • @stephenwells6434
      @stephenwells6434 6 месяцев назад +2

      That is actually a legitimate objection.

  • @Stroimex
    @Stroimex 7 лет назад +370

    "I'm not witness, I am Ponco!
    Say it with me. P-O-N-C-O!"

  • @butteredsalmonella
    @butteredsalmonella 4 года назад +90

    I find it even more ironic that in the 4th case, Turnabout Goodbyes, Von Karma made Yanni Yogi pretend he forgot his name which made Pheonix really annoyed, Edgeworth was more annoyed considering how much suffering he had asking for names and occupations in the Prosecutor's Bench.

  • @comfortzone2282
    @comfortzone2282 7 лет назад +477

    Whats his name, Whats his name?! I got Nothing on a Name!?!
    COME ON BABY WHATS THE NAME?!
    WE THREW OUT HIS NAME!

  • @t_t9269
    @t_t9269 5 лет назад +55

    Edgeworth: *trying to do his job*
    Everyone: *Either annoys him or blame him*

  • @andrewnunn681
    @andrewnunn681 7 лет назад +669

    Edgeworth disliked this

  • @UsernameDoesntCare
    @UsernameDoesntCare 5 лет назад +85

    1:50 "Please remember that you're speaking to a child"
    That really got me to be honest.

    • @whatshappeninganymore2473
      @whatshappeninganymore2473 3 года назад +11

      It seems like the Judge was at his most reasonable in AA1. Sure he was a little easy to influence, but he generally helped to keep things just a little more sane

  • @spades2575
    @spades2575 4 года назад +93

    Edgeworth: Witness, state your name and profession
    Witness: tHe pOwEr oF cHrIsT cOmPeLs yOu
    Edgeworth: **confused screaming**

  • @Majster4K
    @Majster4K 3 года назад +45

    The best thing here is not that objection to Oldbag's talkativness, but the fact that this objection got sustained immediately

    • @stephenwells6434
      @stephenwells6434 6 месяцев назад +1

      That's actually a legitimate objection. It would've been weird if the judge didn't sustain it.

  • @KingsRow55
    @KingsRow55 5 лет назад +55

    Oldbag has to be my favorite witness, the way they just rip into her for never being able to shut up

  • @DWN037
    @DWN037 6 лет назад +105

    "But my friends call me Blanco Niño."
    Ace Attorney: Now with a healthy dose of Vanilla Ice.

  • @estherwinchester2831
    @estherwinchester2831 5 лет назад +132

    Edgy:Name and profession please
    Witness: Alex Johnson. American author
    Edgy: I said, NAME. AND. PROFESSION.
    Witness:I-I did...
    Edgy: Oh did you? Sorry I’m usually expecting a crazy life story by now.

  • @blueglasses2843
    @blueglasses2843 7 лет назад +219

    3:44 please Mr gant, edgeworth always having hard time just to get names and occupation of a witness

  • @TarminatorSalvation
    @TarminatorSalvation 10 лет назад +902

    why does Edgeworth finish Jake Marshall's sentences? I never noticed this before.

    • @curlamus4452
      @curlamus4452 7 лет назад +160

      It is better explained in the 3D version for the 3DS. The dialogue is changed slightly so it's easier to understand

    • @ProfessionalismTrash
      @ProfessionalismTrash 7 лет назад +305

      TarminatorSalvation
      I think Edgeworth was just trying to mock him.
      "Yeah you're just a patrolman, you suck"

    • @ultrixsoma2736
      @ultrixsoma2736 6 лет назад +37

      My bet is that it was a translation error.

    • @lpfan4491
      @lpfan4491 6 лет назад +7

      Professionalism Trash xD

    • @gravity8120
      @gravity8120 6 лет назад +81

      The same reason that Ema and Maya occasionally read Phoenix's thoughts, I bet.

  • @redpikdman
    @redpikdman 5 лет назад +42

    “You’re not just a clown, you’re the entire circus!”

  • @friendlybee9476
    @friendlybee9476 6 лет назад +74

    At least he said "please"

  • @drplank553
    @drplank553 7 лет назад +325

    *this should be a meme*

    • @ayyylmao101
      @ayyylmao101 7 лет назад +21

      What a good Doggo
      Lmao it already is one

    • @Harun-uh1yh
      @Harun-uh1yh 5 лет назад +2

      Ayyy lmao give me it link

    • @revriee
      @revriee 4 года назад +6

      Edgeworth: Witness, please state your name and occupation.
      Witness: The Fitness Gram Pacer Test is an aerobic capacit-
      Edgeworth: *starts crying*

    • @TheMCzorro
      @TheMCzorro 8 месяцев назад

      Meme. Occupation. Now.
      Sorry, that sucked, I'll try again later

  • @fora1924
    @fora1924 5 лет назад +21

    Edgeworth : Name and occupation
    Witness : how about *_n o_*

  • @rokii_n7099
    @rokii_n7099 5 лет назад +82

    Yes okay but Edgeworth is cute when he gets flustered

  • @endeavorrattata7839
    @endeavorrattata7839 6 лет назад +83

    I like the part where Edgeworth had trouble getting their names.
    I also feel that Edgeworth might need to bring a bit of burn heals after getting scorched by cody.

  • @misss7096
    @misss7096 4 года назад +48

    Y'know, I'm surprised there isnt an in-game sprite where he's just slamming his head on something

  • @rinringringu
    @rinringringu 4 года назад +44

    Edgewhort: state your name please.
    Witsness: *hE CreArLy aSkeD mE To tElL mY OvEr dRaMatiC LiFe sToRy*
    Edgewhort: *am I a joke to you?*
    Oldbag: yes, but actually no.

  • @ArtemisEros
    @ArtemisEros 5 лет назад +17

    Witness- _actually stares their name and profession_
    Edgeworth- there is a God in this world after all

    • @TheMCzorro
      @TheMCzorro 8 месяцев назад +1

      Edgeworth- Were you present near the scene of the crime at the time of the crime?
      Witness- Oh my GOd, I never realized how handsome you are, so dreamy, so mysterious...
      Edgeworth- ...You can't be fucking serious.

  • @nicholaskerr3066
    @nicholaskerr3066 6 лет назад +234

    Name and occupation.
    *Sorin writes his name on a page in his notebook, tears it out, and sends it as a paper airplane to the Judge.*
    Judge: Sorin Sprocket, managing director of Sprocket Aviation. In the future please give your name in words, not paper airplanes.

    • @NOPE210
      @NOPE210 10 месяцев назад

      Phoenix/ Objetion! i think he is muted or... deaf something? i`m not sure about your honor...

  • @angelstarfire
    @angelstarfire 7 лет назад +162

    Watching Edgeworth suffering makes me smile 😂😂Especially his encounters with the OldBag

    • @fierytigergaming8112
      @fierytigergaming8112 2 года назад

      Same, although her infatuation with him made me vomit in JFA

  • @kono_ryu
    @kono_ryu 7 лет назад +73

    How is it possible that I can actually *RELATE* to Edgey in this case...

    • @otaku-chan4888
      @otaku-chan4888 5 лет назад +18

      Edgeworth is always relatable lol

    • @fierytigergaming8112
      @fierytigergaming8112 2 года назад +1

      @@otaku-chan4888 Yep, there have been quite a few times where the game makes you feel like strangling the witness (Here's looking at you, Oldbag!)

  • @L1z43vr
    @L1z43vr 6 лет назад +45

    Edgeworth: *O B J E C T I O N ! ! !*
    Phoenix: OBJECTION!!! *Desk slam* The Trial...DIDNT EVEN START *Pursuit-Cornered*

  • @lilfizz1619
    @lilfizz1619 4 года назад +17

    Gotta love how phoenix is just silently roasting him lmaoo

  • @jouritube963
    @jouritube963 5 лет назад +51

    *smashes desk at full force breaking the sound barrier*
    NAME
    PROFESSION
    I DEMAND IT

    • @scriptedjava9265
      @scriptedjava9265 4 года назад +1

      At that speed Edgeworth would have been yanked to the center of the Earth, Christ

  • @IceCubahh
    @IceCubahh 2 года назад +29

    0:10 The way miles reacts gives me life

  • @notsoanonymouself
    @notsoanonymouself 6 лет назад +54

    Edgeworth:For ONCE can I just have someone tell me their name?!

    • @updatedautopsyreport7358
      @updatedautopsyreport7358 4 года назад +6

      AnonymousElf yeah! My name is... hey did you know there are some ppl who forget their own name or change it? Hah! Like my cousin! Her name was....
      *TWO FREAKING HOURS LATER*
      What was the question again?

    • @lemonace6695
      @lemonace6695 3 года назад +3

      Phoenix: I'M PHOENIX WRIGTH AND I'M AN ATTORNEY! LOOK AT MY BADGE!
      Edgeworth: *screams internaly* *bangs head in desk* Can ANYONE ELSE just tell me their name?!

    • @cattudoggu
      @cattudoggu 2 года назад +1

      @@lemonace6695 THAT "LOOK AT MY BADGE" TOOK ME OUT 😂😂

  • @pinksha9760
    @pinksha9760 5 лет назад +147

    Edgeworth is hot in game but clapped in the anime

    • @milesedgeworth6423
      @milesedgeworth6423 5 лет назад +190

      Please refrain from lewding the prosecution, thank you.

    • @updatedautopsyreport7358
      @updatedautopsyreport7358 4 года назад +6

      Miles Edgeworth THANK YOU

    • @updatedautopsyreport7358
      @updatedautopsyreport7358 4 года назад +5

      Also I feel like that comment mixed with the video are a risk for your mental stability

    • @karla3153
      @karla3153 4 года назад +3

      @@milesedgeworth6423 69 likes, if somebody ruins it im gonna call 911

    • @karla3153
      @karla3153 4 года назад +1

      @Nina Field (: now both the main comment and that one are at 96. I can die in peace

  • @catbombs.
    @catbombs. 5 лет назад +20

    “but my friends call me blanco niño” omg i never realized he said that LMAO

  • @postalplayingpyromain
    @postalplayingpyromain 5 лет назад +72

    Nobody:
    Witnesses when Edgeworth asks for their names:
    *Insert Eggman Pisses on the Moon copypasta here*

  • @Blaze5857
    @Blaze5857 7 лет назад +785

    hlep

    • @L1z43vr
      @L1z43vr 7 лет назад +12

      HAHAHAHAHhahahahahahaha!!!11111 its better then that Manfred Von Karma remix from the DL-6 trial

    • @juuuune
      @juuuune 7 лет назад +12

      hlep

    • @Mikimaki7267
      @Mikimaki7267 7 лет назад +20

      Miles Edgeworth Worthy you aren’t worthy of help

    • @Blaze5857
      @Blaze5857 7 лет назад +27

      Damon Gant Your lunch can wait.
      State your name and occupation!

    • @Mikimaki7267
      @Mikimaki7267 7 лет назад +12

      Miles Edgeworth worthy are you sure you want to do this?

  • @genericperson360
    @genericperson360 4 года назад +145

    _I, Miles Edgeworth, a prosecutor currently attempting to convince an old man at the back of the courtroom known as the Judge that the organism belonging to the Homo Sapiens species on trial has directly caused another Homo Sapiens to cease all of its body functions, which is a severe violation of the code of conduct in this country we are currently inhabiting, require knowledge of the name you are referred to as, as well as your current tasks that you are given monetary compansation to perform in order to perform the task that I, similarly, am given monetary compansation to do, to the best of my ability. Likewise, I strongly suggest you use your mouth and vocal chords to relay this crucial information to me as soon as you are able to._

    • @Puhi66
      @Puhi66 4 года назад +15

      Probably the single best comment on this very blessed video. Props, man.

    • @nathanjohnpalaogaming4872
      @nathanjohnpalaogaming4872 3 года назад +4

      For some reason seeing "Homo Sapiens" _INSTANTLY_ made me laugh

    • @anonymouscausewhynot
      @anonymouscausewhynot 3 года назад +1

      Thank you for this gem

  • @mambo1062
    @mambo1062 4 года назад +17

    Edgeworth: please state your name and profession.
    literally everyone: y’know I once lived in a state-

  • @bleachboi4205
    @bleachboi4205 5 лет назад +22

    0:17 that face...GIVES ME LIFE

    • @pilot_aki
      @pilot_aki 4 года назад +3

      TV Tropes calls it “zombie with stomach flu”.

  • @debbiebishop86
    @debbiebishop86 7 лет назад +57

    someone just give this poor boy a xanax already

  • @Ristarite
    @Ristarite 7 лет назад +42

    Wicked witch of the witness stand...
    Wow.

  • @francisco2974
    @francisco2974 4 года назад +4

    Edgeworth against Phoenix: haha fucker update your autopsy report
    Edgeworth against witnesses: *dear lord what have you brought upon this cursed land*

  • @accuratememin
    @accuratememin 4 года назад +15

    0:30 And there we have one of, if not the only objection in AA History not made during a cross examination.

  • @cylipses2573
    @cylipses2573 3 года назад +13

    “Wicked Witch of the Witness Stand” will forever be one of my favorite quotes from Ace Attorney.

  • @scarlettskipper9352
    @scarlettskipper9352 5 лет назад +10

    'Wicked witch of the witness stand'.
    🤣🤣🤣 He certainly has a way with words!

  • @danterodriguez03
    @danterodriguez03 4 года назад +6

    i love the face edgeworth made when talking to sal manela, i just imagine him like "and this is the dude that makes steel samurai?" with so much dissapointment

  • @Kamila_Kamila
    @Kamila_Kamila 5 лет назад +8

    Edgeworth: “Witness, please state your name and occupation.”
    Witness: *”1 2 7 3, down the rockerfeller street-“*

  • @MotorcycleCheetah
    @MotorcycleCheetah 6 лет назад +31

    “The Wicked Witch of The Witness Stand” XD Always cracks me up

  • @notmedicine9700
    @notmedicine9700 5 лет назад +7

    Edgeworth:whats your name
    Somebody:you wanna know my name? well first you have to listen to some unimportant stuff that will annoy you
    Edgeworth:why always me

  • @anabnormalschizophreniac9868
    @anabnormalschizophreniac9868 5 лет назад +13

    *_You're not a clown, You're the entire Circus._*

  • @scarlettskipper9352
    @scarlettskipper9352 5 лет назад +6

    Poor guy. He honestly should be given a medal for the crap he deals with.

  • @jovanaavramovic2485
    @jovanaavramovic2485 4 года назад +11

    imagine hating your son so much you name them sal manella

  • @scruber64_
    @scruber64_ 2 года назад +4

    2:39 "Name. Profession. Now."
    My, he certainly is frightening when quietly angry

  • @najaikari8127
    @najaikari8127 2 года назад +4

    “The Wicked Witch of the Witness Stand” is what kills it for me XD

  • @Edgeyboy
    @Edgeyboy 9 месяцев назад +4

    After this its my name that is going to be on the autopsy report.

  • @Monunga
    @Monunga 6 лет назад +10

    0:05 The moment Edgeworth's life truly went down the crapper.