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  • @toufos1
    @toufos1 4 года назад +42770

    Orthodox:Angelic,divine melody.
    Protestant:Anime opening.

  • @afterwit3620
    @afterwit3620 8 месяцев назад +6104

    Accurate, with one exception. The Protestant bird should be wearing skinny jeans and a t-shirt.

    • @walnutbeetle447
      @walnutbeetle447 7 месяцев назад +20

      That's catholic

    • @afterwit3620
      @afterwit3620 7 месяцев назад +99

      @@walnutbeetle447 I can't say much about whether or not it's a Catholic thing (I have no real experience), but you need to hit some of the non-denominational Protestant churches I've been to in recent years. Definitely fits.

    • @dootless3819
      @dootless3819 7 месяцев назад +90

      ​@@walnutbeetle447No the collar is a catholic thing, priests wear it in their regular attire to signify they are priests. Pretty sure some protestants do the same

    • @JustinBrown-wc1ph
      @JustinBrown-wc1ph 7 месяцев назад +38

      @@walnutbeetle447no? Catholic priests where the black shirt, black collar, and black pants and shoes AND when during mass under a robe

    • @JustinBrown-wc1ph
      @JustinBrown-wc1ph 7 месяцев назад +1

      @@dootless3819yeah they can choose to do it or not

  • @MikeJupiter66
    @MikeJupiter66 Год назад +3069

    Love the fact that the Protestant bird starting singing just as the Orthodox bird was gonna call Mary the Mother of God.

    • @agnes_ww
      @agnes_ww 8 месяцев назад +75

      😂I did not notice !

    • @samuraijosh1595
      @samuraijosh1595 7 месяцев назад +61

      Well then I like it even more.

    • @holyfamilycrusader3512
      @holyfamilycrusader3512 7 месяцев назад +130

      Μαρια Θεοτοκοσ
      Sancta Dei Genetrix, ora pro nobis

    • @seanchan7167
      @seanchan7167 6 месяцев назад +68

      As a Catholic
      I LAUGHED

    • @holyfamilycrusader3512
      @holyfamilycrusader3512 6 месяцев назад +31

      @@Loopy-hk4xg where are we giving her Divine worship in any of this?

  • @MarkAndrews12
    @MarkAndrews12 Год назад +624

    I'm a catholic, but I respect Orthodox Christians. May us brothers never fight again

    • @SportPacan69
      @SportPacan69 6 месяцев назад +6

      ❤❤❤

    • @wakonPeru
      @wakonPeru 5 месяцев назад +13

      Me agrada que no hayas dicho que los protestantes son cristianos.

    • @JoaoVitor-be5dz
      @JoaoVitor-be5dz 5 месяцев назад +16

      ​@@wakonPeru E por que não seríamos cristãos?

    • @---jj6xl
      @---jj6xl 5 месяцев назад +13

      ​@@JoaoVitor-be5dzCismáticos tem comunhão parcial, hereges não e portanto são como pagãos e publicanos.

    • @jostockton.
      @jostockton. 5 месяцев назад +19

      ​@@---jj6xlyou are exactly why the Protestants protested ❤ you're the kind of person Jesus flipped tables over.

  • @bombarolomagicdore9822
    @bombarolomagicdore9822 4 года назад +11035

    I was expecting a third giant catholic Bird shouting "DORIME"

    • @CrazyMagicHomelesGuy
      @CrazyMagicHomelesGuy 4 года назад +560

      Dorime is in pig latin and its gibberish

    • @bombarolomagicdore9822
      @bombarolomagicdore9822 4 года назад +825

      Well,I'm aware it's fake latin and It's not an actual catholic song ,but I said it just because it's a pretty huge meme

    • @miobiuscrimson2828
      @miobiuscrimson2828 4 года назад +327

      @@CrazyMagicHomelesGuy sometimes it's not about what it says, it's about how it feels. Dorime is fake and all, but it has the right feel to it.

    • @SteReso
      @SteReso 4 года назад +90

      @@bombarolomagicdore9822 ..I was suggesting the same but with an army of crusader birds chanting the Non Nobis Domine lol

    • @bombarolomagicdore9822
      @bombarolomagicdore9822 4 года назад +10

      @@SteReso it would have been awesome✨🌚

  • @thatguy45177
    @thatguy45177 3 года назад +12814

    Orthodox: holy melody
    Protestant: rock music
    Meanwhile in the Vatican: *halo theme intensifies*

    • @nomad155
      @nomad155 3 года назад +283

      Bruh Catholic music is frightening to listen to but man I love me some Halo

    • @based_catholic_dude3071
      @based_catholic_dude3071 3 года назад +305

      "Bruh Catholic music is frightening to listen to" what are you talking about? are you even Catholic?

    • @trekkienzl2862
      @trekkienzl2862 3 года назад +406

      Catholics 🇻🇦: **Sabaton music intensifies**

    • @based_catholic_dude3071
      @based_catholic_dude3071 3 года назад +77

      @Joseph Walsh yeah im a catholic and i agree with you is the same but just in latin

    • @11Survivor
      @11Survivor 3 года назад +56

      @Joseph Walsh It's literally the same words in latin, yeah.
      This thread is just making me LOL.

  • @yasithsashrika5523
    @yasithsashrika5523 7 месяцев назад +570

    As a Catholic, I love every orthodox & protestant as we all are Christians.
    ✝️ 💕 ✝️

    • @yasithsashrika5523
      @yasithsashrika5523 7 месяцев назад +61

      Catholics ❤️ Orthodoxes ❤️ Protestants

    • @evanwyatt2862
      @evanwyatt2862 6 месяцев назад +68

      Honestly, as a protestant this means a lot. The hate surrounding our worship practices is real.

    • @a-grin6989
      @a-grin6989 5 месяцев назад +53

      ⁠@@evanwyatt2862As an orthodox, I find " In Jesus Name" to be a really cool and moving song. Some people should practice "love your neighbour" more ☦️❤✝️
      We are not a cult and shouldn't micromanage such stuff like music lol

    • @evanwyatt2862
      @evanwyatt2862 5 месяцев назад +10

      @a-grin6989 Thank you, brother. I'm not even a particularly big fan of the song cause it doesn't have a lot more than what God has done for "me." It's just the general disdain for music that isn't a part of tradition that gets me mostly. Thats all this meme is about, "We are holier than thou." Once again, thank you, and I appreciate your kind words. Your attitude moves my opinion on orthodoxy.

    • @JesusChrist-SavesFromHell
      @JesusChrist-SavesFromHell 5 месяцев назад +15

      Amen to that 🕊✝️🌁 we are one in Christ , The Church 🙏🏻

  • @lukagumberidze8083
    @lukagumberidze8083 7 месяцев назад +151

    I’m an orthodox and I find both of the worshiping beautiful ❤❤

  • @cullenkerr6556
    @cullenkerr6556 4 года назад +20098

    The eternal words of Hank Hill,
    “Son, this music isn’t making Christianity better, it’s making rock worse.”

    • @pedroferreira4323
      @pedroferreira4323 4 года назад +892

      BrianP while what you are saying is 100% true, this kind of music is made to make christianity look better to the eye of the general public, but it ends up being a bad christian song and a bad rock song
      Now does that mean that people can’t be touched by these songs? Of course not!

    • @TheFernandinho
      @TheFernandinho 4 года назад +163

      @@pedroferreira4323 I think that its a pretty good music actuallty, despite the theme not being common in rock music
      The ortodox one is more "culture preserving" but lame

    • @vladsuta888
      @vladsuta888 4 года назад +616

      @@TheFernandinho Dude you don't really get it. The orthodox one is literally the prayer that the priests say. Just with some sense of melody and rhythm. That's what the monks in the monasteries sing. And the priests for people. It's not your casual music that you'd just pop on your car stereo.

    • @TheFernandinho
      @TheFernandinho 4 года назад +49

      @@vladsuta888? I understand all of that
      Still see no problem in the music being "casual".
      As I said, the orthodox may be more conservative but its just lame latin

    • @OdaSwifteye
      @OdaSwifteye 4 года назад +351

      @@TheFernandinho Your fealty to god isn't supposed to be casual.

  • @Muzzle1300
    @Muzzle1300 3 года назад +5261

    I was curious, and now my entire recommended feed is super religious now

    • @SaucySalmonPepperoni
      @SaucySalmonPepperoni 3 года назад +72

      Same, now I got bombarded with a lot of Christian songs only because of my search for Amazing Grace cover that I use to listen before.

    • @thecraftycrayfish7539
      @thecraftycrayfish7539 3 года назад +155

      As it should be.
      Nōn nōbīs, Domine, nōn nōbīs, sed nōminī tuō dā glōriam.

    • @ilarious5729
      @ilarious5729 3 года назад +16

      Just dislike the video and other religious bullshit wont appear anymore. Or dislike the ones you see and the algorythm gets it sooner or later

    • @greenergrass4060
      @greenergrass4060 3 года назад +66

      Its a sign!

    • @user-vr1nd3ep3s
      @user-vr1nd3ep3s 3 года назад +135

      @@ilarious5729 there is no need to be upset. No tears, only dreams now

  • @Austar7
    @Austar7 Месяц назад +11

    "You're not making Christianity any better, you're just making rock and roll worse."
    - Hank Hill

  • @Roger5GV
    @Roger5GV 3 месяца назад +60

    As long as they are still praising the lord✝️

    • @Oprinca_Alexandru
      @Oprinca_Alexandru Месяц назад +4

      No that's not praising the Lord that's just non liturgical worshipping

    • @pedrochapada190
      @pedrochapada190 Месяц назад +2

      ​@@Oprinca_Alexandruits a lack of actual tradition

    • @deadking8224
      @deadking8224 4 дня назад

      ​@@Oprinca_AlexandruNon liturgical worship*

    • @Oprinca_Alexandru
      @Oprinca_Alexandru 4 дня назад

      @@deadking8224 singing*

    • @deadking8224
      @deadking8224 4 дня назад

      @@Oprinca_Alexandru *Worship

  • @c.gwakamole2350
    @c.gwakamole2350 3 года назад +11719

    Protestant: Anime opening
    Orthodox: Anime ending

    • @Jack-yf9bc
      @Jack-yf9bc 3 года назад +142

      THIS!

    • @fnfnc5260
      @fnfnc5260 3 года назад +55

      Exception for asobi asobase. The opening may look innocent and calm like the orthodox, the ending is actual metal i must say.

    • @joaomarcos2089
      @joaomarcos2089 3 года назад +10

      Best comment yet

    • @biauwaz
      @biauwaz 3 года назад +16

      *ekhem* Elfen Lied *Ekhem*

    • @haroldbaluyottan
      @haroldbaluyottan 3 года назад +4

      ED>OP

  • @ssssssssdddddddddddddddddf
    @ssssssssdddddddddddddddddf 3 года назад +7486

    As a Protestant I can confirm that these are the only songs my church plays.

    • @JediMcFly717
      @JediMcFly717 3 года назад +374

      I am a protestant Christian and I cannot stand Christian music

    • @jerrytc2978
      @jerrytc2978 3 года назад +250

      Do you need us to send help? Because that sounds worse then anything heaven or hell could create

    • @lepra8092
      @lepra8092 3 года назад +111

      Lol. In my Protestant at least there are instruments and traditional musics.

    • @0knothing443
      @0knothing443 3 года назад +79

      Ok time to get back to lutheranism

    • @kimchangyul267
      @kimchangyul267 3 года назад +43

      event though god loves you, CCM music throw you and jesus to friendzone.

  • @polishscribe674
    @polishscribe674 Год назад +637

    Catholic: divine Latin
    Orthodox: divine Greek
    Protestant: *UGA BUGA SCREAMING*

    • @firex7848
      @firex7848 8 месяцев назад +33

      Not really, the Orthodox song is translated in many languages. I dont speak the language of the Orthodox bird( probably greek) but i know what the song is about

    • @katerinakaterinaki9143
      @katerinakaterinaki9143 7 месяцев назад +28

      ​@@firex7848the language is ancient Greek mixed with medieval Greek

    • @firex7848
      @firex7848 7 месяцев назад +6

      @@katerinakaterinaki9143 i didnt mean the language from the video, i meant that the song has a lot of variants in other languages

    • @The_Faithful_Catholic
      @The_Faithful_Catholic 7 месяцев назад +9

      ​@@firex7848I'm Traditional Latin rite Catholic and most of the Mass is sung in Latin. It's so heavenly and pure.

    • @ScotchIrishHoundsman
      @ScotchIrishHoundsman 7 месяцев назад +10

      @@The_Faithful_Catholic
      So heavenly and pure nobody can understand it 🙄

  • @brayanpena2357
    @brayanpena2357 5 месяцев назад +18

    The Protestant chant (of a Pentecostal tendency) sounds so powerful and epic

    • @paulmiller4033
      @paulmiller4033 4 месяца назад

      it honestly sounds like shit.

    • @Procopius464
      @Procopius464 Месяц назад

      It sounds almost like metal. It really is this loud in some churches.

    • @yea4253
      @yea4253 Месяц назад

      ​@@Procopius464what

    • @easternrebel1061
      @easternrebel1061 26 дней назад +1

      Lol. No it doesn't. I went to one, grew up in it. I feel absolutely nothing for 99% of modern protestant music. There's no holy spirit there, it's just a pop concert with christianized lyrics. Seriously, the only time they sing any of the old hymns is during Easter or Christmas, and Eben then lately it's been one, maybe two if we're lucky. The rest is megachurch mumbo jumbo. There's a reason you're no longer seeing God move in these modern churches.

    • @Procopius464
      @Procopius464 24 дня назад

      @@easternrebel1061 the original Protestant churches still use hymns and chants. If you are in the US, check out LCMS sometime. As for the newer denominations, they pretty much just use whatever is on the radio. They are like this because they have no traditions. The type of churches where the pastor wears the ecumenical collar would not use music like this, which is something the meme got wrong.

  • @curium9622
    @curium9622 3 года назад +8550

    This isn’t what Martin Luther intended when he nailed his 95 thesis at the church doors

    • @joaquin3509
      @joaquin3509 3 года назад +626

      Probably this was his ultimate goal

    • @thelastemuhunter1868
      @thelastemuhunter1868 3 года назад +188

      4D thinking

    • @ghilliemcwilly2162
      @ghilliemcwilly2162 3 года назад +534

      "My goals are beyond your understanding"
      -Martin Luther speaking to the people who watched him nail the thesis

    • @0knothing443
      @0knothing443 3 года назад +20

      *agree*

    • @mcj2219
      @mcj2219 3 года назад +219

      He wanted Christianity without pedophiles. Look were it got him.

  • @obscureoccultist9158
    @obscureoccultist9158 3 года назад +5160

    If luther had known what kind of music the protestants would be making in the future. He would have never nailed that paper to the door

    • @jesussaves1566
      @jesussaves1566 3 года назад +75

      Lol

    • @ibukunokunoye4795
      @ibukunokunoye4795 3 года назад +113

      @Wasting wall lol

    • @biobagholder8081
      @biobagholder8081 3 года назад +78

      @@WastingFall bruv

    • @WastingFall
      @WastingFall 3 года назад +20

      @Evan Alstad nah I’m just G A Y

    • @SpikeAnon
      @SpikeAnon 3 года назад +79

      I just wish there weren't so many different varieties of protestant, technically only those who observe the 5 solas are truly protestant.
      Everything else is a weird spin-off or a cult, but that doesn't stop the Catholics and Orthodox from mocking all prots due to the actions of evangelicals or some other group who've thrown out the bible for popularity and wokeness pandering.
      All the churches are subverted now, I recommend reading a good old translation like KJV for learning, regardless of how good your local church is.

  • @Atem258
    @Atem258 7 месяцев назад +14

    It’s all beautiful… we are all Christians and that’s beautiful

    • @rizzllerr
      @rizzllerr 3 месяца назад +1

      Except one is real and the other is shallow and rotten.

    • @gavynhohon2818
      @gavynhohon2818 2 месяца назад +7

      @@rizzllerrAn actual Christian wouldn’t say that.

    • @brandontraugher
      @brandontraugher 29 дней назад

      ​@rizzllerr protestant christianity in America does insane amounts of mission work, whether or not you like the style of their worship they are just as rotten as you... being in a fallen world. None are righteous no not one.

  • @ivoernstsen7819
    @ivoernstsen7819 3 месяца назад +31

    The cries of the Byzantines as the walls fell will never leave us

    • @kidslifehackers3119
      @kidslifehackers3119 2 месяца назад +1

      Meanwhile Protestant believers:
      Let's party, baby!!! 🎉🎉🎉😆😆😆

  • @krabkrusttv2930
    @krabkrusttv2930 3 года назад +8164

    Correction: American Protestant. You guys are the only ones that have arena style megachurches with rock music.

    • @Hbmd3E
      @Hbmd3E 3 года назад +181

      Though you are right if we speak Lutheran church e.g. But we have it in scandinavia ofcourse charismatic wave and faith movement and even the old pentacostals have now that type of worship. Though its not so rocky nesessary always. And there can be Paul Wilbur type of Hebrew songs going on. Some pentacostals divided +20 years ago because of the music (and maybe some flags and dancing :) But now they all have atleast Terry Mc almond / Michael W Smith type of worship. then there is Father heart inner healing soaking music wave.. Pentacostals are remembering only Niilo Ylivainio revival in 80' but there has been many waves of God. Im not saying Orthodoxy is bad vise versa. Im just saying that Allmighty does many things.

    • @subifyouhatetiktokandreddit234
      @subifyouhatetiktokandreddit234 3 года назад +263

      Australia has many of those churches

    • @gabrielabatista6016
      @gabrielabatista6016 3 года назад +315

      Bruh, I'm brazilian, the chuches here have the same awful song style; the difference being that half the time the person "singing" sounds like more like the screeching of a dying cat, and that most orthodox churches play similar songs as well (although they usually have better singers); the songs also sound even more boring and annoying if that's possible

    • @koolcat6320
      @koolcat6320 3 года назад +94

      Mostly True, black Protestant churches sound very different the white churches

    • @joemontgomery6658
      @joemontgomery6658 3 года назад +10

      Look up hilsong

  • @belyen6330
    @belyen6330 3 года назад +3741

    Orthodox: deeply religious talking about Theotokos
    Protestant: Anime opening

    • @user-bh9jg2tn8m
      @user-bh9jg2tn8m 3 года назад +58

      I know, what a shame

    • @fib900
      @fib900 3 года назад +1

      @BelYen Somebody’s beaten you to the punch

    • @Justanotherconsumer
      @Justanotherconsumer 3 года назад +5

      @@fib900 they already spiked the punch?
      Not a problem, more the merrier!

    • @sonofaquack6987
      @sonofaquack6987 3 года назад +11

      @@user-bh9jg2tn8m you don’t like anime openings?

    • @emilianomartinez456
      @emilianomartinez456 3 года назад +6

      You have never heard the Elfen lied's opening, search it and tell me then.

  • @averagefluteplayer
    @averagefluteplayer Год назад +96

    bro as someone who was raised Orthodox and went to a Protestant church for the first time at the age of eleven, you can imagine the absolute and crippling shock and confusion on my face. I mean I knew that Protestants did their service differently but I didn’t expect that lmao

    • @nurainto1906
      @nurainto1906 Год назад +28

      I was skocked too.The first image I had were the empty walls, no Mary, sweet Holly Mary, Mother of God, no Pantocrator and no saints and the first thought I had was that God can't live in a house with empty walls

    • @jostockton.
      @jostockton. 5 месяцев назад

      God lives everywhere, but you won't see him with Mary blocking his way ❤​@@nurainto1906

    • @jostockton.
      @jostockton. 5 месяцев назад +2

      Right?? Protestants do it so much better ❤

    • @Omar12831
      @Omar12831 3 месяца назад +12

      @@jostockton.no he’s saying it was worse. And terrible.

    • @Omar12831
      @Omar12831 3 месяца назад +8

      @@jostockton.crippling shock and confusion. He’s disappointed

  • @crimson6172
    @crimson6172 Месяц назад +3

    The Orthodox bird's face at the end. 😂

  • @siberiaswan4060
    @siberiaswan4060 3 года назад +4106

    My dad is orthodox and my mom is protestant. I have never seen something so specific yet accurate in my life 😂😂

    • @Raditz102
      @Raditz102 3 года назад +44

      You should become orthodox

    • @promethium-145
      @promethium-145 3 года назад +214

      @@Raditz102 Orthodox Christianity is BASED!

    • @aytensachan968
      @aytensachan968 3 года назад +53

      You are a true catholic! Welcome the faith abd holy merry mother church!

    • @ThomasG_Nikolaj
      @ThomasG_Nikolaj 3 года назад +5

      How can your mum still be Protestant after marrying an orthodox? 😂 m.ruclips.net/p/PLG8ujnM0COm6TzQc8YwjQzYEizTOX4bkC

    • @HermesSonofZeus
      @HermesSonofZeus 3 года назад +7

      Hahaha I understand! I've got something similar going on "here", i.e. in my life. Good laughs!

  • @Djidja444
    @Djidja444 3 года назад +3330

    Protestant bird sounds like every eurovision song💀

  • @americanhumaninterferencet7550
    @americanhumaninterferencet7550 7 месяцев назад +15

    As a Baptist, why dosnt the protestant bird have on a flannel, skinny jeans, and hipster glasses? Optionally a "Jesus freak" T Shirt and W.W.J.D. bracelet

    • @---jj6xl
      @---jj6xl 5 месяцев назад

      Leave the heresy, it's better to be an schismatic orthodox than a heretic protestant, but it's even better to follow the one true church, the catholic.

    • @americanhumaninterferencet7550
      @americanhumaninterferencet7550 5 месяцев назад +3

      @---jj6xl you may call me a heratic, but I call you brother or sister in Chirst

    • @---jj6xl
      @---jj6xl 5 месяцев назад +1

      @@americanhumaninterferencet7550 It's a dogma in both eastern (orthodox) and western (catholic, despite sui juris eastern catholic churches such as the maronite) that Extra Ecclesiam Nulla salus based on Matthew 18:17
      "If they still refuse to listen, tell it to the church; and if they refuse to listen even to the church, treat them as you would a pagan or a tax collector."
      Both of them have apostolic succession of some sort, catholic may call orthodox apostolic succession broken since 1054.
      I may call you a lost brother who needs to return home.

    • @americanhumaninterferencet7550
      @americanhumaninterferencet7550 5 месяцев назад +1

      @---jj6xl my brethren in the orthodox and catholic churches labor with me to spread the gospel and make way for the second coming of our Lord, but I belive in sola scriptura, I hold the living word of God as the final authority against which all other teaching, even the teaching of the church, must be held. Even Saint Augustine holds to the preimanace of scripture above other authority "For we are of those of whom the apostle says: “And if you be otherwise minded, God shall reveal even this unto you” (Philippians 3:15). Such writings are read with the right of judgment, and without any obligation to believe. In order to leave room for such profitable discussions of difficult questions, there is a distinct boundary line separating all productions subsequent to apostolic times from the authoritative canonical books of the Old and New Testaments. (Reply to Faustus 11.5)"

    • @ChristlivinVL
      @ChristlivinVL 2 месяца назад +1

      @@americanhumaninterferencet7550 Ik this is old but you handled this very well

  • @EmberBright2077
    @EmberBright2077 11 месяцев назад +3

    My personal music taste = holy
    Your personal music taste = unholy

  • @KyrieFortune
    @KyrieFortune 3 года назад +4351

    Orthodox: first ten seconds of "A Cruel Angel's Thesis"
    Protestant: the rest of the song

    • @masterspark9880
      @masterspark9880 3 года назад +88

      Would’ve worked better with the halo theme

    • @ntinakos21roriginal39
      @ntinakos21roriginal39 3 года назад +8

      @@masterspark9880 agreed

    • @torstenatterberg5788
      @torstenatterberg5788 3 года назад +55

      This is pretty dope since Evangelion has a bunch of Christian themes

    • @paolob.5667
      @paolob.5667 3 года назад +1

      Well, orthodox thing could be compared also to the random words in the bridge

    • @Manowar_
      @Manowar_ 3 года назад +6

      Dude you don't even know what the Orthodox bird is saying stfu

  • @allies7184
    @allies7184 3 года назад +2920

    As an Orthodox I like both of them, but one belongs at an outdoor concert , and the other belongs in a church.

    • @katanah3195
      @katanah3195 3 года назад +205

      Anglican here. The prod one belongs in a concert. The Orthodox one is perfectly fine in a church, and belongs everywhere.

    • @nileshjadhav-tc2lt
      @nileshjadhav-tc2lt 3 года назад +12

      It's no concert

    • @ananonymousoyster365
      @ananonymousoyster365 3 года назад +41

      Very balanced, and I tend to agree with you there.

    • @santiagodiaz3358
      @santiagodiaz3358 3 года назад +117

      As a Protestant, I agree. Both are good for different situations, sometimes you want a more orchestral and Divine sound and some other times you just want something more upbeat.
      The Orthodox one is still better imho tho

    • @itsmealex8959
      @itsmealex8959 3 года назад +32

      I agree. The prod song should be played in a church to keep people awake and the oth song needs to be played in a concert to bring the people on acid down a notch or two.

  • @SuperSpider9098
    @SuperSpider9098 5 месяцев назад +8

    POV: you confuse catholic/orthodox vs protestant with high church vs low church

    • @jostockton.
      @jostockton. 5 месяцев назад +2

      Whoever made this has very little contact with any of those groups

    • @annalynn9325
      @annalynn9325 Месяц назад

      because there is no low church Orthodox

    • @SuperSpider9098
      @SuperSpider9098 Месяц назад

      @@annalynn9325 I'm quite certain there is, the orthodox just have slightly more quality control

    • @willienelson1313
      @willienelson1313 Месяц назад

      ​@@SuperSpider9098 I have been to easily over 20 orthodox churches and never seen the service drastically deviate other than language I don't know what you're talking about

    • @SuperSpider9098
      @SuperSpider9098 Месяц назад

      @@willienelson1313 I'm talking about the fact that not all ports are low church with bad music

  • @kingdomofhaskaria3769
    @kingdomofhaskaria3769 6 месяцев назад +14

    Both are valid we are suppose to sing praises with a joyful noise

  • @GuessIsuck
    @GuessIsuck 3 года назад +1205

    As an or orthodox I can say this is clearly fake . The orthodox bird didn't have a beard.

    • @kornaros96
      @kornaros96 2 года назад +48

      It's low level cleric.

    • @vipdedov7157
      @vipdedov7157 6 месяцев назад +84

      @@Loopy-hk4xg Once you join an Orthodox Church your beard growth increases by 500%

    • @Leomessi-zw5gv
      @Leomessi-zw5gv 5 месяцев назад +19

      bro as an orthodox I agree with 100%

    • @RATSKETCHES
      @RATSKETCHES 4 месяца назад +2

      Birds don't grow beards.

    • @TasosJoker
      @TasosJoker 3 месяца назад +4

      ​@@RATSKETCHESWHAT😱

  • @fatphobicandproud9003
    @fatphobicandproud9003 4 года назад +3540

    As a Catholic, I can relate to this in so many levels XD

    • @timothyfreeman97
      @timothyfreeman97 4 года назад +150

      From Hillsong, to Gregorian Chant 🇻🇦

    • @IronKing66
      @IronKing66 4 года назад +39

      ... but like, this is most Catholic churches? I have been to few RC churches that don't have protestant music

    • @sephikong8323
      @sephikong8323 4 года назад +125

      @@IronKing66 Oof, you must live in the US I assume
      I have been to Catholic mass in France a few times and it was nothing like you described

    • @eldermillennial8330
      @eldermillennial8330 4 года назад +23

      Ennio Paone
      Let me introduce you to a liturgical tragedy called “Teens for Life”.

    • @onno529
      @onno529 4 года назад +63

      @@IronKing66 Traditional Latin Mass🙏🏼

  • @S.E.R.B.I.A.N
    @S.E.R.B.I.A.N 6 месяцев назад +6

    Im Serbian orthodox and this is so accurate

    • @60msi23
      @60msi23 2 месяца назад

      My friend doesn’t like that church he says they worship apostles but I told him to check out a russian orthodox 😂

  • @alisu-x6630
    @alisu-x6630 13 дней назад +1

    orthodox chant is one of greatest things i ever heard

  • @phrophetsamgames
    @phrophetsamgames 4 года назад +3532

    Catholics: Yo let's listen to some Gregorian Chants!
    Orthodox "Agni Parthene"
    Protestants: Incomprehensible screaming

  • @carters8339
    @carters8339 3 года назад +858

    Me a catholic: walks into local protestant youth group
    *rock music intensifies
    Me: *confused screaming*

    • @monalisa3549
      @monalisa3549 3 года назад +88

      People besides you : Yeah, feel the spirit, brother! Scream it out!

    • @randrazor
      @randrazor 3 года назад +16

      Bring out the powerwolf to challenge them

    • @Somethingsomethinggay
      @Somethingsomethinggay 3 года назад +7

      @@monalisa3549 That’s so true !😂😂😂

    • @legitsebas0157
      @legitsebas0157 3 года назад +1

      Do you worship Mary?

    • @legitsebas0157
      @legitsebas0157 3 года назад +12

      @Sebastian Gamboa yeah especially in Mexican/ Latin Catholicism that is a whole other beast but still has many of the core doctrines of “normal” Catholicism like works based salvation and the infallibility of the pope

  • @Alexandros.Mograine
    @Alexandros.Mograine 8 месяцев назад +3

    Nothing wrong with either of these, music changes over time. As long as its for god, i see no problem :)

  • @alangervasis
    @alangervasis 2 года назад +23

    As a catholic both songs are good. Both Songs appeal to different moods of people.

    • @---jj6xl
      @---jj6xl 5 месяцев назад +4

      As a catholic, between these two the schismatic song is better than the heretic.

    • @jostockton.
      @jostockton. 5 месяцев назад

      ​@@---jj6xl...what

    • @kingkoi6542
      @kingkoi6542 4 месяца назад +3

      Protestantism is franchise christianity. It is a shallow and cheap experience. Its like looking for nourishment in Mcdonalds...

    • @gavynhohon2818
      @gavynhohon2818 2 месяца назад

      @@kingkoi6542You act like the Catholic Church isn’t a business…

  • @micoolkidfilms3270
    @micoolkidfilms3270 2 года назад +1403

    Protestant music isn’t bad it’s just… Unorthodox.

    • @SoDamnMetal
      @SoDamnMetal 7 месяцев назад +113

      I see what you did there, but even as a protestant, yeah... it's bad

    • @braxtonjones6163
      @braxtonjones6163 7 месяцев назад +41

      ⁠@@SoDamnMetalnah Gospel is Protestant music. Protestant music is Gospel not Rock and roll or country

    • @bronsonleach3573
      @bronsonleach3573 6 месяцев назад +8

      ​@braxtonjones6163 I agree with you to a point but it is in a lot of protestant churches. It started in the evangelical churches.

    • @user-tn4nr5hm6u
      @user-tn4nr5hm6u 6 месяцев назад +7

      Its earcancer

    • @braxtonjones6163
      @braxtonjones6163 6 месяцев назад +10

      @@bronsonleach3573 The mega churches aren’t Protestant

  • @HondasLittleRedPig
    @HondasLittleRedPig 3 года назад +1565

    I can’t stop laughing. I’m Russian Orthodox and we don’t even have pews to sit in. You stand for like 3 hour services 😂

    • @HondasLittleRedPig
      @HondasLittleRedPig 3 года назад +305

      @@user-kp9od1jn1z there is not. There are no pews or chairs in my Russian Orthodox Church. You must stand the entire time and your head must be covered as a woman.

    • @outis439-A
      @outis439-A 3 года назад +2

      @Deerie Cherub it is

    • @livinghistory9701
      @livinghistory9701 3 года назад +62

      Oh dear... Greek Orthodox here. I don't know if I'd be able to do that... We have pews (though I think I'd rather stand due to the sheer discomfort of sitting in them) where I go.

    • @outis439-A
      @outis439-A 3 года назад +10

      @@livinghistory9701 Yeah I always try and sit down when i can. It's really boring honestly. Especially since I can't understand anything. It's not even in modern Greek.

    • @livinghistory9701
      @livinghistory9701 3 года назад +43

      @@outis439-A I enjoy going, especially during lent (though covid has screwed that up). Personally I prefer standing. Besides, the Greek is beautiful.

  • @nicklang6925
    @nicklang6925 Год назад +98

    I truly believe that the Orthodox Church is our only hope.

    • @katerinakaterinaki9143
      @katerinakaterinaki9143 7 месяцев назад +11

      👍👍👍☦️☦️☦️

    • @theromansculpture8515
      @theromansculpture8515 7 месяцев назад +22

      Jesus is the only hope. By diving the church with these names we are out right dis-obeying Jesus’ command to not divide the church. Ignore the titles just look at Jesus.

    • @Stoic_quotes1
      @Stoic_quotes1 7 месяцев назад +3

      I think Rome and Constantinople must unite asap✝️

    • @mr.kachok8460
      @mr.kachok8460 7 месяцев назад +5

      ​@@theromansculpture8515 we aren't dividing anything, some people changed teachings of god and left the church, as christian you nust know that changing the teachings of god is forbidden, it is heresy, so orthodoxy is one and only true religion.

    • @theromansculpture8515
      @theromansculpture8515 6 месяцев назад +2

      @@mr.kachok8460 what heresy. Can the Orthodox save? Can the church of the Orthodox forgive sins? No. Only Christ can forgive the sins of the world. Only Christ can save. You focus on the building practice more than you do the Christ.

  • @brianhasiholanmangoloipard6059
    @brianhasiholanmangoloipard6059 7 месяцев назад +1

    "American" Protestant to be exact. Lutheran Protestant chants goes different than that.

  • @danielbruceagra9022
    @danielbruceagra9022 4 года назад +799

    As a Catholic, I side with Orthodox in this matter

    • @elboludodelaesquina2326
      @elboludodelaesquina2326 4 года назад +123

      As a catholic, i side too with the orthodox. I'm tired of my evangelical neighbour blasting jesus rap all day long

    • @user-lt6yl1tm3h
      @user-lt6yl1tm3h 4 года назад +81

      @@elboludodelaesquina2326 Wait. Jesus rap exists? Sorry, I live in Greece and I've never heard of something like that before.

    • @karunmuthanna
      @karunmuthanna 4 года назад +34

      @@user-lt6yl1tm3h True.. Lol...Peace from the Land of India! May the soul and might of his excellence Jesus radiate

    • @user-lt6yl1tm3h
      @user-lt6yl1tm3h 4 года назад +28

      @@karunmuthanna Peace from the Land of Greece!

    • @danielbruceagra9022
      @danielbruceagra9022 4 года назад +15

      @@elboludodelaesquina2326 Evangelical Gospel musoc where I live is annoying by a lot

  • @expansionpack4485
    @expansionpack4485 4 года назад +1181

    I only play the best Protestant music. *Halo theme blares in the background.*

    • @Eric0225
      @Eric0225 4 года назад +8

      Lol

    • @BrBetim
      @BrBetim 4 года назад +96

      Halo's theme is actually based on a Gregorian chant tho.

    • @plasmawolf7960
      @plasmawolf7960 4 года назад +31

      Finally someone understands the symbolism behind the halo series

    • @bonogiamboni4830
      @bonogiamboni4830 4 года назад +5

      The halo 2 version by steve vai, to be more accurate.

    • @Bruno-G
      @Bruno-G 3 года назад +5

      I see you're a man of culture

  • @parkermize
    @parkermize 10 месяцев назад +4

    I had to put protective ear protection in my 1 YO when we went to that church....

  • @TOFEK-pg8ti
    @TOFEK-pg8ti 21 час назад +1

    Didn't know that protestants only sing but not pray lol

  • @phrophetsamgames
    @phrophetsamgames 4 года назад +1640

    “Theoto-“
    Evangelical: ah shit better stop him

    • @truman2794
      @truman2794 3 года назад

      Me evangelic

    • @domersftw1503
      @domersftw1503 3 года назад

      12

    • @truman2794
      @truman2794 3 года назад

      @@domersftw1503 what you mean

    • @gavinf.7890
      @gavinf.7890 3 года назад

      @@domersftw1503 I thought it was more like 9, maybe 10. Did I miss a few?

    • @arcturus4762
      @arcturus4762 3 года назад

      @@truman2794 12

  • @mordapl1641
    @mordapl1641 4 года назад +2379

    Catholic and Orthodox united in our hatred for crappy Protestant songs
    Edit: I love the smell of religious wars in the morning

    • @gravynavy516
      @gravynavy516 4 года назад +25

      Yeah

    • @lordofhostsappreciator3075
      @lordofhostsappreciator3075 4 года назад +73

      One struggle

    • @simonthebard9512
      @simonthebard9512 4 года назад +120

      Unfortunately catholics have more and more crappy songs.

    • @user-mp1lw9nz5h
      @user-mp1lw9nz5h 4 года назад +184

      Mate even agnostics and atheists will join you for that cause. Christian pop/rock/ rap and so on is just an abomination. Stick to your own style as in choruses, they are great, and leave the rest for the world and infidels.

    • @lordofhostsappreciator3075
      @lordofhostsappreciator3075 4 года назад +22

      @@simonthebard9512
      Novus Ordo...😑

  • @pharaohs6347
    @pharaohs6347 Год назад +4

    Ah i love that orthodox chant

  • @tiguaak
    @tiguaak Год назад +56

    protestant music is kinda fire no cap

  • @IAmChadBroseph
    @IAmChadBroseph 4 года назад +461

    Song names:
    Orthodox: Agni Parthene
    Protestant: Darlene Zschech - In Jesus' Name

    • @disparatebroom7705
      @disparatebroom7705 3 года назад +4

      How do you know the Protestant one

    • @IAmChadBroseph
      @IAmChadBroseph 3 года назад +24

      DisparateBroom I used an app called Shazam.

    • @disparatebroom7705
      @disparatebroom7705 3 года назад +17

      TimeIzMonies thank you, I finally can find songs now. Also I thought for a sec you were the kind of person who spent hours of life searching deeply

    • @zkhdillard
      @zkhdillard 3 года назад +6

      Thank you, I was actually curious and both sound nice :)

    • @jknvorneb
      @jknvorneb 3 года назад +3

      @@disparatebroom7705 damn what year are you from?

  • @perfectpREdAtori
    @perfectpREdAtori 3 года назад +4569

    Protestants have a very unorthodox way of doing things.
    edit: Hey, guys wanna hear another one?
    How does Moses make his coffee?
    Hebrews it.
    edit2: HEY HEY GUYS NEED AN ARK???? I NOAH A GUY!!!! :DDDDDFDEDDDDDDDD
    edit3: An Irish man walks out of the bar
    FINAL EDIT: I'm gonna end this comment chain, watch me:
    *Thanks for the likes, kind strangers!* No more medals for me.

    • @perfectpREdAtori
      @perfectpREdAtori 3 года назад +148

      @@NotNguyening Mate, it was a bad pun.

    • @tinky2914
      @tinky2914 3 года назад +44

      @@NotNguyening you contradict scripture- genesis says that “a husband leaves his family and clings to his wife and the two become one flesh” and Mathews gospel says that marriage should be “a unity, a covenant with god that only death may break” so actually you contradict yourselves. Just a humble Roman Catholic speaking here, not looking for trouble just want to give food for thought

    • @devilbhrothesavage2807
      @devilbhrothesavage2807 3 года назад +26

      Atleast Protestants learn to read the original. Never met a catholic/orthodox priest that knew any hebrew.

    • @spiritus1512
      @spiritus1512 3 года назад +9

      The Mac and cheese is strong with me

    • @Cherub-vl9bc
      @Cherub-vl9bc 3 года назад +8

      Because we are freeee we must sing praises with the joy we have

  • @alexac1348
    @alexac1348 4 месяца назад +4

    Honestly would be cool if there was Protestant x orthodox mashed music

  • @santinojozefmiller7721
    @santinojozefmiller7721 Год назад +6

    Out of all seriousness I don’t blame the Orthodox bird.

  • @ArthurSa06
    @ArthurSa06 3 года назад +1210

    Orthodox: Halo theme
    Protestant: HATSUNE MIKU FLASH ADVENTURE 3D

    • @llamathenerd1672
      @llamathenerd1672 3 года назад +2

      Trad. German Lutherans: KAMPFWAGENKANONE JOHANN SEBASTIAN BACH 12.8 CM JAGDPANZER PIPE ORGAN

    • @chad438
      @chad438 2 года назад +2

      Catholic is more like Halo theme than orthodox

  • @wuffiousmaximus4808
    @wuffiousmaximus4808 3 года назад +1040

    “Rock and Christian music can’t go together”
    Doom music: *Am I a joke to you?*

    • @tora9915
      @tora9915 3 года назад +36

      @Shinshocks ...

    • @zethicalyt2406
      @zethicalyt2406 3 года назад +99

      @Shinshocks i mean...isn’t saving humanity from demons literally why Jesus sacrificed himself?

    • @kyvilfongkot3591
      @kyvilfongkot3591 3 года назад +10

      @Shinshocks where did read that

    • @kyvilfongkot3591
      @kyvilfongkot3591 3 года назад +4

      @Shinshocks the stuff you read source?

    • @kyvilfongkot3591
      @kyvilfongkot3591 3 года назад +9

      @Shinshocks wow so much information thank you

  • @b0zz00letheclown8
    @b0zz00letheclown8 3 месяца назад +6

    Reggae is the best spiritual music. Praise Jesus.

    • @JohnO318
      @JohnO318 Месяц назад

      Christafari is a wonderful
      Christian reggae band!!

  • @NowaboMusic
    @NowaboMusic 4 месяца назад +3

    Considering the Catholic hymn is just singing about Mary..... the protestants win this matchup.

    • @johanjoseph1162
      @johanjoseph1162 Месяц назад

      Stop trying to cap Catholic hymns are easily better.

  • @cloudy3318
    @cloudy3318 3 года назад +1828

    Notice how in all of these CCM songs all they talk about is:
    -God can do this FOR YOU
    -God can do that FOR YOU
    -God has done this FOR ME
    They are never about:
    -taking up your cross
    -doing whats right in the eyes of the LORD
    -loving your neighbour as yourself
    These songs are the perfect bland between theologically bankrupt prosperity gospel and American shallow individualism

    • @greenergrass4060
      @greenergrass4060 3 года назад +30

      Gregorian chants, on the other hand?

    • @thetwilightzone2403
      @thetwilightzone2403 3 года назад +128

      @@greenergrass4060 the other sounds like what we’ll be listening to when the world ends

    • @tvrworks
      @tvrworks 3 года назад +8

      Newsboys did "Love one Another"

    • @FallouFitness_NattyEdition
      @FallouFitness_NattyEdition 3 года назад +71

      You know Americans are not the only ones that are shallow right?

    • @jreiland07
      @jreiland07 3 года назад +17

      This guy gets it.

  • @onionhat745
    @onionhat745 4 года назад +188

    I'm a Protestant, but this is 100% accurate.

    • @necksquad3222
      @necksquad3222 4 года назад +8

      What specific kind of Protestant? I was an Evangelical and then an Anglican before converting to Catholicism.

    • @connerfranz3624
      @connerfranz3624 4 года назад +3

      Neck Squad I went Evangelical to Lutheran to Catholic.

    • @apexhunter3218
      @apexhunter3218 4 года назад +8

      Wow you guys don’t know what to do with your faith

    • @frchristie
      @frchristie 4 года назад +11

      This is more to charismatic. Traditional protestant dont use that kind of songs.

    • @snlescaille
      @snlescaille 4 года назад +8

      Nuniang Ngaihnuam God doesn’t like to be worshipped with different traditions? A different style of music is not heretical, as long as the words are biblical.

  • @canthandleit101
    @canthandleit101 Год назад +2

    The Ortho-birds face at the end, never have I related to anyone so much.

  • @simplewrites
    @simplewrites 7 месяцев назад +10

    As an Orthodox Christian, I wholeheartedly believe that tradition important. The west has deviated so much from tradition and it's the reason why there are so many branches of protestant churches.

    • @cocopuff5055
      @cocopuff5055 19 дней назад +1

      As a Protestant ..
      yeah Martin Luther took away tradition that we narcissists see is evil today . The guy literally ran away to start his own religion The Catholic faith to Protestant. Currently looking into the Orthodox .

    • @simplewrites
      @simplewrites 19 дней назад +1

      @@cocopuff5055 I don't think he ever intended for any of this to happen (or anything that followed) but things spiralled out of control

  • @Tom19142
    @Tom19142 4 года назад +700

    Probably the protestant who uses that music doesn't even use the priest collar. Only Lutherans, Anglicans, basically traditional European protestants use those.

    • @daniel8181
      @daniel8181 4 года назад +76

      Are you implying that lutherans and anglicans are not cringe?
      Because they are.

    • @Tom19142
      @Tom19142 4 года назад +23

      @@daniel8181 I know they are also cringe...

    • @daniel8181
      @daniel8181 4 года назад +19

      @@enniopaoneNow sure I wouldnt know, but I have a hard time with you telling me the lutherans have lesbian married antiwhite transexuals wearing collars, but not playing terrible worship pop.

    • @giuseppelogiurato5718
      @giuseppelogiurato5718 4 года назад +35

      @@daniel8181 J.S. Bach was a Lutheran, and he wore pantyhose and a wig... Tom Hanks is an Orthodox (convert) and he used to dress like a girl on TV... What is your point?

    • @daniel8181
      @daniel8181 4 года назад +12

      @@giuseppelogiurato5718 what the feck is YOUR point, fella?

  • @marvinuhilarious
    @marvinuhilarious 4 года назад +550

    Literally the experience of every non-Protestant Christian living in a Protestant/Evangelist town.

    • @katom4234
      @katom4234 4 года назад +41

      I am greek-orthodox and assure you that traditional protestant/lutheranian services in England, Germany etc. including their songs are not like that! Search in YT for "Nun danket alle Gott" played in the Frauenkirche of Dresden e.g.. The example used in this video is just the typical american new age-non-cultural bullshit remix of what protestantism used to be/and still is in a lot of european countries. Just trash that they successfully push now into european communities and the head of young people around the world. Protestantism isn't American Protestantism, people should learn to distinguish that. In Europe all these groups and "free churches" as we call them don't belong to the protestant church and are only supported by their members or sponsors from the US.

    • @marvinuhilarious
      @marvinuhilarious 4 года назад +25

      @@katom4234 I'm speaking from an Yankee Doodle point of view in my original comment and word Protestant has a different meaning here, most Europeans use Protestant exclusively for Lutherans, a denomination which I personally don't have a problem with. Here in the US, Lutherans are most usually considered separate from Protestants.
      When we say "Protestant" here in the US, we usually only mean Evangelists, Methodists and Fundamentalists which comprises most of the Protestant population here.

    • @marvinuhilarious
      @marvinuhilarious 4 года назад +2

      Ofc we do know that Martin Luther started the Protestant movement but since most Lutherans risk being bunch up with the rest of these crazies here in the US, we usually classify them as separate.

    • @amanaje4743
      @amanaje4743 4 года назад +8

      @@marvinuhilarious here in brazil we just call them "protestantes" but 80% of our population is catholic anyways

    • @marvinuhilarious
      @marvinuhilarious 4 года назад +15

      @WereSquatch Religious or not, you gotta admit that religion has birthed a myriad great art. From music to visual arts to architecture.

  • @paulnash6944
    @paulnash6944 Год назад +1

    As a Protestant, I can confirm this is a fairly accurate way of describing us.

  • @andrewt8116
    @andrewt8116 7 месяцев назад +1

    Ngl the protestant one goes hard

  • @liudvikas6534
    @liudvikas6534 4 года назад +598

    I am catholic, but we are in a similar position as Orthodox

    • @MJStno
      @MJStno 4 года назад +17

      Yeah

    • @Pedrosa2541
      @Pedrosa2541 4 года назад +38

      I am catholic in Latin America, I disagree. Catholics has doing the same thing to win support and stop losinf followers to protestants.

    • @j.d.1856
      @j.d.1856 4 года назад +21

      @@Pedrosa2541 Novo Ordo and Vatican 2 shills are the Catholics destroying the faith, Check out SSPX

    • @joaofrancisco42
      @joaofrancisco42 4 года назад +8

      @@Pedrosa2541 Brazilian Catholic Church isn't Catholic anymore.

    • @Dabhach1
      @Dabhach1 4 года назад +17

      @Ψαλμοί και Ύμνοι oh come on, buster. Surely you and the patriarch can leave SOME work to the devil.

  • @DominicA24
    @DominicA24 3 года назад +917

    Remember folks, if it doesn't have an altar, it's not a church, it's a theater.

    • @timwiersma107
      @timwiersma107 3 года назад +85

      Hi Dominic!
      I'm genuinely curious what made you believe that? I myself believe that a church is wherever two or more are gathered in His name to worship God and have fellowship with fellow Christians (Matthew 18:20), just as the early church gathered in the homes of followers of Christ. Love to learn your perspective!
      All the best and God bless you.

    • @DominicA24
      @DominicA24 3 года назад +37

      Tim Wiersma Churches are where the Holy Sacrifice of the Mass takes place. Or if you’re a Protestant church with an altar, it’s where the communion is blessed.

    • @DominicA24
      @DominicA24 3 года назад +31

      Tim Wiersma I believe that Christian music can be played anywhere and God can be worshiped everywhere, but a church is where we do the whole “do this in memory of Me” thing.

    • @timwiersma107
      @timwiersma107 3 года назад +15

      @@DominicA24 thanks for sharing your thoughts with me!

    • @DominicA24
      @DominicA24 3 года назад +42

      Enoch Greensock yeah, I’ve seen some non denominational churches near where I live, and they’re literally just concert halls, with a stage and theater-like seats. They have spotlights and the occasional fog machine.

  • @CommanderBow934
    @CommanderBow934 Год назад +2

    Catholic and Orthodox Birds: Ah so you’ve choosen death ?

  • @jameshaydn3341
    @jameshaydn3341 Месяц назад +1

    But you gotta admit, both of em are epic!!! 😂

  • @JoseSilva_
    @JoseSilva_ 3 года назад +346

    God bless the orthodox, from a catholic brother.

    • @HermesSonofZeus
      @HermesSonofZeus 3 года назад +97

      God bless the Catholics, from an Orthodox brother.

    • @morganyu9128
      @morganyu9128 3 года назад +59

      @@HermesSonofZeus this is surprisingly wholesome. God bless you both from another orthodox brother

    • @cxarhomell5867
      @cxarhomell5867 3 года назад +4

      @@HermesSonofZeus Brother, the Catholics are following a dangerous, corrupted path in Christianity. The Pope is funding this.

    • @cxarhomell5867
      @cxarhomell5867 3 года назад +4

      Respect, but still, your Latin church is going down the wrong path.

    • @northmd
      @northmd 2 года назад +2

      PROTESTANISM IS TRUE

  • @WolfEriksson
    @WolfEriksson 3 года назад +1590

    Atheist: electronic
    Agnostic: edgy rock
    Catholic: Orchestral
    Jew: Spoken melody
    "Satanist": even edgier rock
    Muslim: Nokia ringtone
    Protestant: Anime opening

    • @ranid0072
      @ranid0072 3 года назад +123

      That comment is more edgy than a "satanists" rock...

    • @Timsturbs
      @Timsturbs 3 года назад +45

      baptists: booyaka booyaka

    • @MrDaniyil
      @MrDaniyil 3 года назад +13

      trve cvlt black metal

    • @nore5992
      @nore5992 3 года назад +42

      Nokia Ringtone lol

    • @Baka94gaming
      @Baka94gaming 3 года назад +7

      👁 C wut 🧲 did there

  • @datrickster8674
    @datrickster8674 Год назад +3

    The Protestants at my school unironically sing songs like this on piano lmao

  • @ChimpWithaHandGrenade
    @ChimpWithaHandGrenade 2 месяца назад

    Catholic bird coming in with crusader armor:
    “FOR THE GRACE, FOR THE MIGHT OF OUR LORD”

  • @joachimjustinmorgan4851
    @joachimjustinmorgan4851 3 года назад +444

    When Christians talk about something being old:
    - Orthodox: 2000 years ago at the fall of the temple
    - Protestant: 200 years ago during the reformation
    - Evangelical: 20 years ago when Hillsong shouted to the Lord.

    • @11Survivor
      @11Survivor 3 года назад +11

      2000 years ago??
      That's like 100AD.
      Pretty sure they're more 1600 years ago.

    • @joachimjustinmorgan4851
      @joachimjustinmorgan4851 3 года назад +69

      @@11Survivor The Churches founded by the Apostles with the exception of the Roman Vatican Church are Orthodox. Jerusalem’s church began on Pentecost 33AD. 2021-33 = 1988 years. So you’re right, we’re a little shy of 2000 years.

    • @belyen6330
      @belyen6330 3 года назад +2

      @@11Survivor 2000

    • @11Survivor
      @11Survivor 3 года назад +5

      @@joachimjustinmorgan4851 That's fair

    • @thishonestgrifter
      @thishonestgrifter 3 года назад +10

      Hillsong isn’t Evangelical though. It’s Charismatic. They split from the Evangelical church years ago. And most of us would consider them borderline heretics. Now some Evangelical churches will use Hillsong music, but we have quite a few theological disagreement with them.

  • @kycool8684
    @kycool8684 3 года назад +722

    I just realized that the Protestant bird is wearing a Catholic garment. He is an imposter!
    (Yes, many people told be that the Protestants still wear that, thank you!)

    • @Rasbiff
      @Rasbiff 3 года назад +98

      Priests of the church of Sweden wear them and they're Lutheran...

    • @kycool8684
      @kycool8684 3 года назад +81

      @@Rasbiff oh, good to know. In the US only Catholic priests were the collar. Thanks.

    • @tigervalley62
      @tigervalley62 3 года назад +65

      Anglicans wear them as well.

    • @joachimjustinmorgan4851
      @joachimjustinmorgan4851 3 года назад +18

      No no, Catholic collar on Protestant birb is entirely accurate.

    • @paweszaek5295
      @paweszaek5295 3 года назад +6

      @@kycool8684 In Sweden priests also wear e.g. chasubles during the divine service. Also, there is so called Byzantine Lutheranism e.g. in Ukraine or Slovenia (the liturgy of Lutheran Byzantine rite is based on Eastern Orthodox liturgy). On the other hand there is Western Rite Orthodoxy - there are Orthodox churches in the West in the communion with the rest of the Orthodox churches (e.g. in the United States) that have the Divine Liturgy of St. Tikhon (based on the Book Common Prayer) or the Divine Liturgy of St. Gregory (based on the Catholic pre-Vaticanum II rite).

  • @Potocalter
    @Potocalter Месяц назад +3

    Orthodox: Angelic
    Catholic: Angelic
    Protestant: My little pony song

  • @andrewprahst2529
    @andrewprahst2529 Год назад +2

    Orthodox: First two lines of Evangelion opening
    Protestant: The rest of the song

  • @nosaczzgrupyetnicznejnaz4089
    @nosaczzgrupyetnicznejnaz4089 3 года назад +181

    Me, an catholic: Popcorn, please

    • @J98105
      @J98105 3 года назад +3

      I Barka :DDD

    • @domsooch
      @domsooch 3 года назад +1

      same lol

    • @barutaji
      @barutaji 3 года назад +17

      Me, an atheist: could you pass the salt, please?

    • @mikaroni_and_cheez
      @mikaroni_and_cheez 3 года назад +10

      @@barutaji me agnostic: I dont know what fight I walked in on but hell yea gimme some popcorn

    • @dimitrispaliogiannis7953
      @dimitrispaliogiannis7953 3 года назад +4

      Me an Orthodox hey that's my place you guys do the fighting

  • @teamyoutube9290
    @teamyoutube9290 4 года назад +371

    Bruh I’m not Christian but this is interesting

  • @MAGATRUMPET
    @MAGATRUMPET 7 месяцев назад +1

    I am a baptist and it’s old fashion so old songs, but are spiritual beliefs are huge

  • @mastergmoore
    @mastergmoore Год назад +3

    I love my Orthodox brothers and sisters like a twin. To God goes the glory and honor forever and ever.
    Amen
    ~ your frustrating Catholic Brother

  • @dorkmax7073
    @dorkmax7073 4 года назад +353

    That collar is Catholic, who would be doing the same thing as the Orthodox priest, but in Latin.

    • @Giganfan2k1
      @Giganfan2k1 4 года назад +60

      Anglicans, and Lutherans also use them.

    • @dorkmax7073
      @dorkmax7073 4 года назад +24

      @@Giganfan2k1 really? Huh. The more you know
      But does the Church of England pull that Christian Rock bs? Pretty sure they also sing in Latin

    • @ernstjunger714
      @ernstjunger714 4 года назад +5

      A Presbyterian made invented the collar.

    • @lordofhostsappreciator3075
      @lordofhostsappreciator3075 4 года назад +14

      @@ernstjunger714
      No.

    • @petervarelas198
      @petervarelas198 4 года назад +40

      @@dorkmax7073 the church of england is basically Roman Catholic without pope so Henry the VIII Could get a divorce

  • @TheWarriorLP16
    @TheWarriorLP16 3 года назад +176

    US protestants: *some concert Hillsong
    European protestants: *EIN FESTE BURG IST UNSER GOTT*

  • @Eagle_Beak
    @Eagle_Beak 8 месяцев назад +1

    As a Lutheran, I'm glad that our hyms more closely resemble those of Rome and Constantinople than the rest of "Protestantism".

  • @thelegendarysin6647
    @thelegendarysin6647 8 месяцев назад +4

    They are both good in there own regard

  • @cart.l
    @cart.l 4 года назад +965

    Even as a Pentecostal, I have to agree. Most of the “modern” stuff, in the words of Hank Hill, “isn’t making Christianity better. It’s making rock worse.” Even if we only went back about 10-20 years we would be in a much much better place.

    • @stantrien8106
      @stantrien8106 4 года назад +53

      @HelpMe That's because Skillet's stuff doesn't hit you over the head every five seconds about the fact it's christian music. It's vague enough that it's not obnoxious.

    • @eosapienrancher4045
      @eosapienrancher4045 4 года назад +2

      Wovenhand is the only Christian band worth a shit, and they're actuallu pretty amazing

    • @sakuraogami6885
      @sakuraogami6885 4 года назад +8

      HelpMe skillet keeps it vague enough where its up to interpretation & isn’t pure shit

    • @spartanx9293
      @spartanx9293 4 года назад +10

      @@eosapienrancher4045 powerwolf is pretty good but they aren't Christian they're CATHOLIC IN THE MORNING SATANIST AT NIGHT

    • @yulverick
      @yulverick 4 года назад +4

      the O.D.S.T spartan they are more of a meme band, just like everyone else under Napalm Records (Alestorm, Gloryhammer, there is literally a band with caveman metal involved) I love Powerwolf but a meme is a meme

  • @Elijah-M.
    @Elijah-M. 3 года назад +290

    Sending this to mom is suicide.

    • @santiagodiaz3358
      @santiagodiaz3358 3 года назад +61

      To live is Christ, and dying is gain.
      -St. Paul
      Meaning: do it do it do it

    • @friedegg3732
      @friedegg3732 3 года назад +7

      @@TheFalseShepphard *hes too dangerous to be left alive*

    • @theannoyingdahg
      @theannoyingdahg 3 года назад

      still wanna

    • @friedegg3732
      @friedegg3732 3 года назад

      @Mr Shekelbergstein *I ASKED*

  • @vladvalo
    @vladvalo 2 месяца назад +2

    Made me laugh, as an orthodox chirstian i love my protestant brothers ❤

  • @n0name
    @n0name Год назад +4

    As a Mexican man who comes from an evangelical family, not true for us…

  • @ryu-sakai1018
    @ryu-sakai1018 4 года назад +514

    Im on the orthodox side

  • @kexusthomas5696
    @kexusthomas5696 3 года назад +433

    Damn I’m not religious but that first song slaps

  • @BumbleOSC
    @BumbleOSC 8 месяцев назад +1

    as a protestant, i have to confirm that this was funny

  • @TLACXOXOUHCAYOTL
    @TLACXOXOUHCAYOTL 3 месяца назад +2

    Catholics (insert any crusade song)

  • @Joel-zg5tz
    @Joel-zg5tz 5 лет назад +72

    That final expression.... Lol!

  • @Richi_Boi
    @Richi_Boi 3 года назад +345

    The Catholic Bird is planting a car bomb to reunite Ireland

    • @bbseal6174
      @bbseal6174 3 года назад +1

      @Targ im. G. Busha mł. w Kabulu epic

    • @bbseal6174
      @bbseal6174 3 года назад +33

      @CorkCityFC RebelArmy so cringe.

    • @user-ii3zs2gr6u
      @user-ii3zs2gr6u 3 года назад +1

      @CorkCityFC RebelArmy Same happened with France and its Gallican Church. All ruined by the papists.
      BEGOME ORDODOX! (I think some Celtic Churches are in communion with us already)

    • @ChristianOrthodoxMiracles
      @ChristianOrthodoxMiracles 3 года назад +2

      The Church mentioned in The Holy Bible, The One Jesus and His Apostles established is still Alive. Because Jesus said “He will protect His Church and the gates of hell will not prevail” 2000 years and it’s still Alive !!! History doesn’t lie research the facts I present n God Bless you and your families
      ruclips.net/video/hZNtaFzIqJc/видео.html

    • @owlblocksdavid4955
      @owlblocksdavid4955 3 года назад +2

      @CorkCityFC RebelArmy I'm pretty sure the whole "Celtic Christianity rejecting the Pope and being a distinct church" thing is a myth.

  • @Hellene_
    @Hellene_ Год назад +1

    brUh the Protestant sounds like a Disney movie song

  • @estherfsamson
    @estherfsamson Год назад +2

    As an orthodox the first time I went to a protestant church, I thought it was one of those rooms people rent for their parties. It took me 5 years to find out it was a church lol.