@@pex_the_unalivedrunk6785It was deemed unsinkable, and therefore didn't need to be maintained. Then someone called it Sinkable and that rocked the boat.
Why can't it be both, should hold it's value reasonably well if he looks after it, why can't he enjoy Baby's College Fund until it's actually needed ;p
@@oscarferns6123 are you white? you’re using cap like a white person. and no it’s not. it’s almost like they got it from a list… some others are “ss tuition” “son’s tuition” “college fund” yo name a few. how are you going to say they're original?
@@Justin-tp1mx it would if the baby was the bank and the captain is my wife and I’m just a city boy whose never been to a farm farm is coo I like horse horse ate my shirt let’s ride the horse.
@@The-StickmationVade, Satana, inventor et magister omnis fallaciae, hostis humanae salutis. Humiliare sub potenti manu dei, contremisce et effuge, invocato a nobis sancto et terribili nomine, quem inferi tremunt. Ab insidiis diaboli, libera nos, Domine. Ut Ecclesiam tuam secura tibi facias libertate servire, te rogamus, audi nos. Ut inimicos sanctae Ecclesiae humiliare digneris, te rogamus, audi nos.
Actually, with the yacht, the price is well worth it!, and the kid can always work on the yacht to help pay for college 😂😂 it’s a classic case of win-win!
@@charlescrawford9972 Right on man, if my kid doesn't want to go to Uni, I will definitely push him to the trades. I almost continued to be a tile-layer for my uncle, and he's rich now. He started with a Dodge Craftsman van in the 80s (thing couldn't go more than 40 KM/h and had no floors in the driver's side) and I'm still driving a 19 year old Hyundai ;) Happily employed at least, but yeah, I think the future of money-making is going back to working with your hands. Sorry if my shit sounded snooty, there's nothing wrong with trades or technical schools.
This joke has been done so many times with so many different coats of paint, but the delivery of this one still really caught me off guard. Keep up the good work.
A college fund for a stupid baby is a worse investment than a yatch. If we are talking about the college fund for the smart baby, the guy messed up badly, unless the baby is intelligent enough to get a scholarship.
Agreed. A baby worth investing in is one that gets a scholarship. I learnt that the hard way, because my parents never even considered giving me an allowance before I landed the scholarship.
@@stefanmuc2k don't know the specifics but it's something a boat with at least one bedroom counts as a second home and is tax deductible. There are a few others like renting it out counts as a business and the year you buy it you can deduct the price up to 500k
I lived in an oil boom town for a while. There was this weird, forced gloom there. People actively _worked_ to be miserable. No matter how good they had it they found reasons to believe they were somehow living a terrible life. I was working at McDonalds at the time and one day a man walked in, bought something and sat down at a table near the register. A while later some of his buddies came in and started talking to him, asking him how he was. The man, started his...tale of woe. He started by saying his most recent oil check was only $4,000. Spooked by *such* a low number, he talked to his people. By this point the man was starting to sniffle and his voice got a little shaky. He stopped to compose himself a few times and then he told them the horrible news. Choking back a sob (I am not exaggerating, he *literally* almost started crying) the man announced that what this means is it will take him an extra 3 months to *buy his yacht.* WE WERE IN A LAND LOCKED STATE. I stood there, my mouth hanging open as his friends, obviously used to him said things like, 'oh that's rough buddy' without missing a beat.
Nah fr husband brought this up to me, if we get a nice old boat in a good market itll hopefully mark up overtime and they could be a way we can raise our future kids college funds
I mean he can just sell the yacht in future to get money back to fill the college fund when the baby grows up. And by then the baby can put on their college application that they have experience in sailing for their extra curricular
Lol yeah because the price wouldent drop 70% when it left the store?😅 mcdonalds gonna pay for that college, or just go to europe and have free college🥳
That's actually a good idea. You take good care of the yacht and when the baby is old enough to go to college then you sell the boat and boom college fund
It still amazes me how college funds actually exist. My parents always said they'd never pay for my college or wedding and I was like "Alright sure, didn't know that was a plan to begin with"
I work for a University and I get FREE tuition for myself, my spouse, my children AND my grandchildren!!! So, the “BABY’s COLLEGE FUND” name sits very well with me!!! 🤣🤣🤣
Okay, but this is kinda smart. Cuz right now he invested money for a yacht that's gonna bring a lot of joy to him and his family. They'll save a lot of holidays money, cuz instead of buying some vacation trips, they'll use their own transportation and fun. And when the time for baby's collage comes. Dude will be able to sell the yacht if it's needed. After all of the years of using it he might get bored of it anyway, so maybe he won't even mind to sell it
You're definitely right I'm going to buy the yacht and if it's still good when the baby is ready to go to college well sell it and that will be his college fund as long as he gets into a college that the yacht can afford
He's got his priorities straight.
💀
He sure does
no need for the college found just send the kid to another country that speak english very well
What?@@necrotenkiwongwat2359
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"The Unsinkable 2" is my favourite name for a boat
2nd time is the charm😂
Uhhh...I gotta ask: What happened to the unsinkable 1? 😬
@@pex_the_unalivedrunk6785titanic
@@pex_the_unalivedrunk6785
We don’t talk about unsinkable 1 and oceangate very much
@@pex_the_unalivedrunk6785It was deemed unsinkable, and therefore didn't need to be maintained. Then someone called it Sinkable and that rocked the boat.
When I got a full scholarship, my Dad bought a boat with my college money and named it "The Scholarship."
That’s one awesome way of telling you how proud he is.
Honestly such a better ending 😂
nah if i had a boat or a yahcht then here goes S.S.SHITSTAIN
double entendre
@@1MicrosoftCPU fair
That’s a great name though, she was right
She’s always right
For me it's a toss-up between; "Baby's College Fund" and "My Kids Inheritance". 😁
I would change the y for an e 😅
It would be confusing
Why can't it be both, should hold it's value reasonably well if he looks after it, why can't he enjoy Baby's College Fund until it's actually needed ;p
The child years later: "Well,, I was going to go to college, but that ship has really SAILED"
😂😂😂 you didnt
🤣🤣 he did@@HAZE_IS_SLEEPY
Why the child doesn't go to state or community college?
Well at least they can save up for their child. Because that joke could only be made by a dad.
Dad joke 😂
The name is actually fire ngl
not very original
@@squidport_ cap it is
@@oscarferns6123 are you white? you’re using cap like a white person. and no it’s not. it’s almost like they got it from a list… some others are “ss tuition” “son’s tuition” “college fund” yo name a few. how are you going to say they're original?
@@squidport_ bro first off it doesn’t matter a second how do you know I’m white
@@oscarferns6123 so first you say it is when i say its not original and now you say it doesn’t matter. hmmmmm
That is legit the best name for a yacht ever
he ganna end up like the titanic
No its not, it doesnt even make sense. Theres no way that the fund could have grown large enough to purchase a yacht while it is still a baby
@@Justin-tp1mx it would if the baby was the bank and the captain is my wife and I’m just a city boy whose never been to a farm farm is coo I like horse horse ate my shirt let’s ride the horse.
@@The-StickmationVade, Satana, inventor et magister
omnis fallaciae, hostis humanae salutis.
Humiliare sub potenti manu dei,
contremisce et effuge, invocato a
nobis sancto et terribili nomine,
quem inferi tremunt.
Ab insidiis diaboli, libera nos, Domine.
Ut Ecclesiam tuam secura tibi facias
libertate servire, te rogamus, audi nos.
Ut inimicos sanctae Ecclesiae humiliare digneris,
te rogamus, audi nos.
Don’t let it sink, then the babys college fund will go down the drain!
Just down with the ship.
Actually, with the yacht, the price is well worth it!, and the kid can always work on the yacht to help pay for college 😂😂 it’s a classic case of win-win!
I paid my way through college that kid fine
The husband has really nice hair, I dig it.
That's the Ace Ventura.
That really is some yacht-worthy hair!
A bug could surf it after a shower.
Factssssssssss
I wonder what products he's using
Honestly that is a fire name for a yacht
I'm gonna use this on the yacht I will never afford.
Don't worry, can't afford my kids' college either.
It's like $200 a month. Good investment, unless you want a 45 year old basement dweller.
@@the_kombinator colleges get you a 45 year old basement dweller now because of the permanent debt. My kids are going to technical school.
@@charlescrawford9972 Right on man, if my kid doesn't want to go to Uni, I will definitely push him to the trades. I almost continued to be a tile-layer for my uncle, and he's rich now. He started with a Dodge Craftsman van in the 80s (thing couldn't go more than 40 KM/h and had no floors in the driver's side) and I'm still driving a 19 year old Hyundai ;) Happily employed at least, but yeah, I think the future of money-making is going back to working with your hands. Sorry if my shit sounded snooty, there's nothing wrong with trades or technical schools.
It is best not to have children, -free basement, no college fund. @@charlescrawford9972
What's so expensive in paying 500€ a year?
That name is actually crazy.
Not as crazy as boaty mcboat face.
Crazy accurate. :3
When people asks how did you afford the yacht, just point at the name. So practical
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He's just... investing Baby's College Fund. He'll be appreciating it, and hoping that it appreciates over time, rather than depreciates.
I was not the only one to think this? Bravo!
@@k.999Yachts are money-suckers, though. The amount of maintenance they need is insane.
Maybe he won’t have kids at all then he won’t have to think of them at all.
The kid is honking the yacht
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This joke has been done so many times with so many different coats of paint, but the delivery of this one still really caught me off guard. Keep up the good work.
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I might actually name my boat this
Saw the punchline right away - did not detract from the laugh I got a all😂
E
I thought he was going to point out that he doesn't have a baby.
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There's a boat called 'sorry kids!' round by me
I hope the name of the dinghy is "not sorry"
That is an amazing name tbf
Yeah, great name for real!
The SWAG of that bow stand
If I get a yacht this will be its name
That's actually a really good name for a boat.
I hope he doesn’t regret that
Calling a Yacht “Baby’s college fund” is a big deal
Man if my dad did that I'd happily take a boat over college XD
Not gonna lie, that would be absolutely hilarious
My boat was called "Wind Waker" she was used, cost me $5,000 and was more of a headache causer than anything. But I loved her
That’s because BOAT is an acronym for
Break
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Me watching this three times to figure out if the noise is comeing out of his pipe, or the boat is honking😂
A college fund for a stupid baby is a worse investment than a yatch. If we are talking about the college fund for the smart baby, the guy messed up badly, unless the baby is intelligent enough to get a scholarship.
Agreed. A baby worth investing in is one that gets a scholarship. I learnt that the hard way, because my parents never even considered giving me an allowance before I landed the scholarship.
Kid is not a good or a property. You raise a human being.
So true! A yacht is a *much* better purchase than paying for college!
saving this for later when my dad finally gets the boat he always saved up for💀
Going to put that name on my Kayak!
To be fair, the tax cut you get from having a yacht can fund the college better than a savings account
You don't get a tax cut for having a yacht.
@@stefanmuc2k don't know the specifics but it's something a boat with at least one bedroom counts as a second home and is tax deductible. There are a few others like renting it out counts as a business and the year you buy it you can deduct the price up to 500k
He forgot "the" infront of baby's collage fund 😂
Damn, you're right. Now he'll have to get a new one.
Kevin bigley is amazing in his new role wonderful casting.❤😂
Proves just how expensive having a child is nowadays.
At least he got the yacht tax write off.
I saw that coming and it was still funny.
I lived in an oil boom town for a while. There was this weird, forced gloom there. People actively _worked_ to be miserable. No matter how good they had it they found reasons to believe they were somehow living a terrible life. I was working at McDonalds at the time and one day a man walked in, bought something and sat down at a table near the register. A while later some of his buddies came in and started talking to him, asking him how he was.
The man, started his...tale of woe. He started by saying his most recent oil check was only $4,000. Spooked by *such* a low number, he talked to his people. By this point the man was starting to sniffle and his voice got a little shaky. He stopped to compose himself a few times and then he told them the horrible news. Choking back a sob (I am not exaggerating, he *literally* almost started crying) the man announced that what this means is it will take him an extra 3 months to *buy his yacht.*
WE WERE IN A LAND LOCKED STATE. I stood there, my mouth hanging open as his friends, obviously used to him said things like, 'oh that's rough buddy' without missing a beat.
@annacroixx if ever there was a situation where that saying fit, this would be it.
Every month you work on an oil rig is a decade you dont get back.
People who got the joke first try
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My man is going places! Straight to the doghouse...and maybe an island.
"We used your college fund to help the less fortunate."
"Yeah, why do you think all our stuff came with free shipping?"
Nah fr husband brought this up to me, if we get a nice old boat in a good market itll hopefully mark up overtime and they could be a way we can raise our future kids college funds
Although what most peaple might think a yacht is not a large extravagant motor boat, it is instead a medium sized sailboat that was designed to race.
It means both things, but the former meaning is the American primary definition, while the latter meaning is the British primary definition.
In his defense, she wasn’t specific enough 😂
Sweet name
I mean he can just sell the yacht in future to get money back to fill the college fund when the baby grows up. And by then the baby can put on their college application that they have experience in sailing for their extra curricular
Lol yeah because the price wouldent drop 70% when it left the store?😅 mcdonalds gonna pay for that college, or just go to europe and have free college🥳
Lets face it. Gen alpha is not even getting into high school let alone college or university
way to generalize everyone that you don't even know
we've found a gen alpha infant boys
I'm 20 years old boy
@@Thegod_of_memes get off your break time and go back to work
@@DerPanzerShoe let's be honest you were never held as a kid 😮
My wealth is my wealth- don’t want any incompetent nepotism going on in my bloodline- they can get their own wealth 🤣
And he named the yacht "Baby's College Fund" 😂😂😂
That's actually a good idea. You take good care of the yacht and when the baby is old enough to go to college then you sell the boat and boom college fund
not first
Points for honesty 😀
The “future submarine” will be a good name 💀
And that lengthy name across the stern required him to buy an even larger yacht.
Glad to see a guy appreciating his wife’s input.
Every.dads Dream
"Hmm what should be the name of my new boat"
The boat's name: "Hmm what"
Great and accurate because it came from baby college funds 😂😂😂
LOL
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College ? Where We Are Going We Don't Need No Stinking College !!!
This is a very wise man.
lol i luv ur vids
Thank you! 😎
@@RyanKHudson OMG YOU REPLIED!!!!
This has 666 likes right now, hope no one ruins it :P
Hail Satan!
It still amazes me how college funds actually exist. My parents always said they'd never pay for my college or wedding and I was like "Alright sure, didn't know that was a plan to begin with"
I work for a University and I get FREE tuition for myself, my spouse, my children AND my grandchildren!!! So, the “BABY’s COLLEGE FUND” name sits very well with me!!! 🤣🤣🤣
If he rents it for at least a couple of years he would get the baby's college fund
I like to imagine she wasn't upset and actually excited about the yacht and just thought it was a good name.
Naming a show horse some variation of "Daddy's Money" is a familiar trope, but in that case it is usually the offspring enjoying it.
Liter Al: always takes things literally
Okay, but this is kinda smart. Cuz right now he invested money for a yacht that's gonna bring a lot of joy to him and his family. They'll save a lot of holidays money, cuz instead of buying some vacation trips, they'll use their own transportation and fun. And when the time for baby's collage comes. Dude will be able to sell the yacht if it's needed. After all of the years of using it he might get bored of it anyway, so maybe he won't even mind to sell it
Perfect "BRO, PERFECT!” moment.
_That PUN is hilarious.. and so accurate too._
Nobody:
Billionare CEOs:
Plot twist: that’s exactly what she meant 😂
🤣🤣 bros got his priorities set 😂😂😂
Idk man , adding the 'The' actually makes it even better
Screw college. That won’t get you boat
I like how he used 'baby's' instead of 'babies" to show that he used the baby's money
Having a yatche or something expensive being named “so and so’s college fund” is hilarious
Lord have mercy 😂
I approve. After 10 years the value of that yacht is going to go up.
😂 dude that is one of the best boat names in history
That was really good 😂
No fund nowadays is ever going to be able to pay for college the way it's going ...😂😂
The yacht is the college funds.
God I love the pipe and full captains gear 😂
“I cant wait to ride my baby’s college fund”
Casually brainstorming
Remember guys if the guy sinks, the baby’s college fund is gonna sink with him. Now let that sink in
“You’re right but I’m gonna do it my way” in one short video
Dang "Child Support" would go HARD as well.
"You are allways right." - that's the "husband". Buying the yacht and name it so - that's the "man".😅
As a german i find it very funny that they literally say YAAAT instead of Yacht😂
Her: Hey Hon!. Did you put money aside for the "Baby's College Fund"
Him: Sure I did.
You're definitely right I'm going to buy the yacht and if it's still good when the baby is ready to go to college well sell it and that will be his college fund as long as he gets into a college that the yacht can afford
As my orc pirate captain named his ship: Breakfasta da uva wun.
This is actually a great idea as long as he never uses the yacht and keeps it in perfect shape
The pronounciation of the word yacht fucks me up😂
“All aboard the Baby’s College Fund!”
He could host parties on his yacht, play some games and do raffles. Get a new college fund for his baby.
Strictly speaking, it should've been named, "The Baby's College Fund".
Bro you would have like 20 years until the baby grows up and goes to college 💀