If Apple Made a Restaurant
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Ayyy how many subs can I earn from dis
Also the vid is hilarious 😂
Hiii
Lol
E
Hello Kyle
“How is it?”
“It doesnt taste like anything..”
“Oh the flavor is sold separately!”
I LOL’d so hard at this 😂
cough cough apple in a nutshell
@@iccey6905 your spelling in a “nuthshell”
@@Geblawi whatever you do DONT say LOL’D
E A RESTAURANT
You already know it’s gonna expensive when you hear apple 🥲
Yes sur
I read Tim Cook's diary, on one page he mentioned how he was going to chuck a flip phone at me
Why the question markkkkkkkkkk
wsg
Yeah lol
"Flavor sold separately" got me wheezing fr
"Isn't it breathtaking?!" While Kyle is literally choking on the biscuits🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
“Does anyone have any sense around here?”
“Of course not, we sold it all to Apple”
😂
ruclips.net/video/lmLZwE10Cu0/видео.html........
how many subscribers can i get from this comment current(1.35k)
@@Creebud no
*Cents
🌚❣️❣️
This man's making a living by talking to himself. What a legend.
Try making a creative and ungeneric comment next time.
Lol
@@mas7rreaper126 reverse card
@@mas7rreaper126 what are you so pissed for?💀
Why don't you have more likes
"Do y'all just create problems and sell solutions" my favourite quote 🤣
“How expensive are they?!”
“Yes.”
Those 2 lines got me dying.😂
Apple Hamburger cost 6942.00$. Inside it has a mental apple
"How expensive are they?" "Yes"
@Kyle Exum why are you acting like Kyle? You aren’t him
@Kyle Exum hes not kyle look at his profile he nevers comments
Yes
@@TheElave83 no verification check so :p
@@TheElave83 it also would show his icon next to the comment
“Wait isn’t macs just scam spelt backwards.”
“Mr Cook I think he’s onto us”
That was creative af
@@bobbyjamabo3296 ikr 😂
😳😳😳😳
A scam is when they take your data to steal your money. Macs is when they take your money to steal your data. Completely different.
@@stephen011298 😂😂😂 Yeah such a great difference
Tim Cook and Apple Air killed me😂😂😂
"Dad...I'M GONNA GET CAR SICK"
"nah ur just gettin into sicko mode"
dude that left me dying 😭✋
I was just going to type that too 🤣🤣🤣
“Is there anything FREE” “Sir There are kids here.” “Don’t you DARE use the F word up in here.” 🤣🤣
Dying 😂😂
@@besfriend7381 I do not understand
lmao 🤣
@@besfriend7381 what do you mean
@@besfriend7381 ...
quote of the day:
"how expensive are they?"
"YES"
ruclips.net/video/lmLZwE10Cu0/видео.html..
k
Apple
me: no
ruclips.net/video/TOZaLRR_qf4/видео.html
Man I miss these old videos
I'm Personally An Apple Person But This Is So True And Hilarious 😂😂😂
“It doesn’t taste like anything”
“Oh the flavor’s sold separately” 😂
😂😂😂
hi how can i scam i mean serve u
XD
@R_yin that's the joke...
@@manasgupta8908 that was also a joke 👀
“Apple doesn’t fall far from the fees” 😂
Lol
LMAOO
OK
Lol
XD
We DoNt aPpLe CaRe AbOuT iT
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 😂😂😂
“Sorry but 8m not a genie, but I can make money dissepear” got me rolling to Africa 😂😂😂😂😂
This is a comedy gold mine.
I love ur content keep the good work
"How expensive are they??"
Apple: "YES."
How bad is Mc Donald's compared to you?
Apple: *YES*
Every time he speaking “normal” it feels weird
Ikr
I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE WHO THOUGHT THAT OMFG
i know right
Exactly
ruclips.net/video/Nu5VQC6qUQw/видео.html
4:29 literally breathtaking💀
Bro remember this dude
He was that guy i would watch when i had nothing else
I would ask for entertainment
He would never dissapoint 🤩
“hes choking!” “he got apple care?” “no” “then we don’t apple care about it”
LOL
Lmao
Dude that made me laugh 😂
XD
Facts
"Hold up, what are you calling in on?"
"A Samsung."
"EW... got Android audio in my ear." 👂😆
That line made me laugh lol
@BAD GAMER 😁
@@DarkandTwisted 😹
Bro got an iPhone full of Samsung parts
🤣😂😅
The -_- face always gets me 😂
This is the exact type of content i want to see on YT! Keep up the amazing work!
*SHOT ON IPHONE*
Your profile pic is shot on iphone
this guy has watched every video in existence lmao i see you in every comment section
Same lol
OMG FIERCE PETER GAMING IM YOUR OLDEST FAN IN TERMS OF AGE!!!1!
@Ochaco Uraraka Ugh the nerds gf
“Does he have apple care?”
“No?”
“Then we don’t apple care about it” 😂
new favorite song ruclips.net/video/heY5AeXyn28/видео.html :)
@@sarahgreene4264 Savage N Average Content
Savage N Average Content
How many subs can i gain from this comment current 28 btw im not a bot
@I cannot think of a name Think of a name
This is hilarious!!!!!!
“Hee!”
“Why it soundin like Michael Jackson in here!?” 0:31
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂💀
"Isn't MACS just SCAM spelled backwards?" this man is a genius
Damn
I never thought about that
Ikr
True macs sucks
YOOO I NEVER THOUGHT ABOUT THAT
This is amazing😂
RUclips comment is an absolute win
@@Raepostedit agree
Ahhh RUclips! And only 4 mins ago! This is pure gold (comment and video)
Bruh bruh, I thought youtube was a bot controlled channel, but I guess it controlled by someone idk
RUclips answered it’s a sign !
Love the video ty for the content
Love this vid
*”Isn’t Macs just scam spelled backwards?”*
*”Sir I think he’s on to us”*
Lol
lol I have never noticed that!
Big Macs = Big scams? Noooo
Macs=scam
@@Brunospeedster gib scams
“Does he have Apple Care”
“No”
“Then we don’t Apple Care”
Lol 😂
Lollllllllll
how many subscribers can i get from this comment current(1.35k)
Good one brother
@@Creebud hopefully none
@Apple Lollllllll 😂
This is awesome
Omg this is spot on and I am laughing so hard, 😂🤣
"What you calling in on?"
"A.. Samsung?"
*says the guy holding a pixel 4*
A man of culture
@Rimos The sixth yes
Kyle: “I’ll just take an Apple water”
Apple: “ok, that will be $99”
lol
Yup
Lolo
@@add2065 I rather go to mc donalds instead- ✋🏻😩
@@japaxanimes same and I don’t even like McDonald’s
Hi I love you comedy it's so funny I love it😂❤
Wow this is the funniest video in here..😅😅
"It doesn't taste like anything"
"oh the flavor's sold separately"
LMAO
That just reminded me of that Barbie add
**each sold separately**
"I mean it is a delicacy." Man there are so many BARS, it's unbelievable.
Aye thaank you! I write my scripts like I write my music 😌😂
@@KyleExum 2 minutes :D
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how many subscribers can i get from this comment current(1.35k)
@@KyleExum hey Kyle! Your videos crack me up lol.
Amazing we love u kyle
Bro this was sick!! 😂😂😂😂
“If apple made a car, would it have windows?”
*Apple has left the chat*
ded
lol ',D I love this ',D
@@day_ali how much 2017 memes you saying?
View ports?
“Windows sold separately”
“Dad I’m gonna be car sick”
“You’re just getting into sicko mode”
😂🌵😂🌵
😂😂😂😂😂😂
wsg
Oof
Lmao that was funny
got u to 1k likes
Dude i love it soooooo much
That was truly magnificent
“Does he have AppleCare?”
“No”
“Then we don’t AppleCare about it”
😭😭😭😭😭
It was applecare about it
😂
😂😂
@Peter Rezkalla he didn’t
@Peter Rezkalla no he didn’t. if he did, then the joke wouldn’t’ve even worked smh.
“Wait how is it a special then? Bcuz for a small time, it comes with the apple bun included”
@@ritawant1063 wtf
"bcuz" grammer 100%
Its too good😂😂😂😂
You hit 500k
"How expensive are they?!"
"Yes." lmaooo
Literally the definition of Apple.
Uhhhh
o-o Hisoka
Walk in thru the door: “That’s $100 for using our air conditioner.”
For real 😂😂
$10 delivery fee + $20 fee for oxygen
Na, it’s $2 per molecule
@@KyleExum hi
Nah it’s 100$ per breath that you take
Ahhh Kyle with the lockdown vids😊
This is so fun to watch😂
“Apple hasn’t had a sale/sale since the Apple sailboat switched to the Apple yacht” that blew my mind lmao
Wait that’s not true
"this isn't just a sandwich. It's a way of life"
ruclips.net/video/lmLZwE10Cu0/видео.html...
@@sekoseko2291 stfu
69th like
LOL
Tf😂😂
"excuse me where is my plates?"
"you can buy them for an extra 60 bucks each"
Bro took breathtaking to another level
“Macs spelled backwards is Scam” omg I did not see that coming
I know right. And I want a iphone 12 pro max for filmmaking. Now I'm considering.
Edit: just joking
@@themaker9602 you do know that for the same money you could buy a good camera for filming lmao
:0
lol
"I'm a genius, not a genie." I died
Laura Brown, why are you hear?
@@hoopzprodz9866 who now?
RIP @Zin 123
You will not be missed 😢
@@bakedpotatosoop5332 wdym?
'It doesn't taste like anything'
'Oh the flavour is sold separately'
LMFAO real apple vibes 😂😂. Always knew that apple products don't come with flavours heh
Love your vids
"it doesn't taste like anything" "oh the flavor is sold separately"
lol 😆
How does he come up with this stuff. Pure genius!🤣
🅱️💋
🤣🤣♥️♥️
✌🏾🤣💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
"Sam someone's choking again"
"Oh my-wait does he have apple care"
"No"
"Then we don't apple care about it"
I didn’t like your comment because it was on 69
Yeah
@@youellhousch5173 you normie
@@odil7583 does it look like anybody cares
@@Ivha5588 your gay
Man this is fire 🔥🔥😂😂😂
You can make me laugh so much
“The flavour comes separately” I’m done😂😂😂😂😂😂
Like bruh does apple think we are made of money
Bruh these comments always spoil the videos it’s killing me
@@gorazdsokolov5100 well your kidney does cost $262,000 just saying...
99 likes
@BBFaithful you are right this was so funny
Him: starts choking*
Waiter: “isn’t it....... breathtaking.... 😈”
Lol
@Aaditya Desai costs 100 dollars a month!
@@neoncatp Yk wat else is free ? Salvation! Jesus loves us so much He rather die for us than b w/o us! He’s risen and coming back for His ppl who repent and believe in Him to be saved!
This is Amazing😂😂
“You yall just make problems and sell salutations? Bingo i- i i mean”
“You can’t charge $100 for a sandwich”
“Hey I don’t make the rules I just make the money”
That was creative ngl
ruclips.net/video/lmLZwE10Cu0/видео.html.......
Jesus Saves Love God✝️
@@radiotube2245 Jesus Saves Love God✝️
My newest lines are from this video
@@cquick3277 Of course, but I am afraid that your bot will achieve nothing. Conversion of religion is far more complex than you believe, clearly.
“I don’t make the rules, I just make the money” has to be the most badass line I’ve ever heard
3:13
@Joseph Williams timestamp for that
Bro someone be choking from them biscuits
When bro said subscribe my subscribe button lit up that sick
I like how he rolls his eyes and says “OH MY” every 10 seconds 😂😂
Init
Same
Can I get a ♥️ please ?
No he doesn’t
@@princeali8862 no
Best line “You’re just getting into sicka mode” hahaha
*sicko mode
mrbeast unknown channel
SICKO
Hi
@BrycieZM it was sicka
I always love that hes always smiling
Love the vids
Kyle: "Y'all lucky Windows restaurants keep shutting down."
I see what you did there.
Me 2
I don't get it
@Jacsaint official nou
yea can someone explain it pls lol
@@shors5841 Windows computer have a screen where it says shutting down
"How expensive are they!"
"Yes".
Yes yes yes
I’m gonna step on the yes
"What kind of answer is THAT??"
"Yes."
Lol
I love your videos
This is just genius
“Macs backwards is scam” he knows to much
"Mr Cook I think he's onto us." Beautiful.
My school is called Multicultural Academy Charter School aka “MACS” and I've made this joke so many times😂
So ur saying macs are scams?? Yeah probably they are expensive
*Guys at 1k subs my mom promised me a pc! I really need that* 🥺🥺!!
Omggggg
"How expensive are they?"
"Yes"
I'm dead. XD
Lol “yes”
@@slipperyslipper8514
Lol
Lol
Lol
My thoughts too
What a gem
Let's say that apple doesn't fall far from the scammy fees
“Does he have AppleCare,?”
“No”
“Then we don’t AppleCare about it”
I started laughing so hard
me too lol
Yeah that sure did ruin the funeral
kyle mad funny
"How expensive are they"
Waiter: YES
"You all just create problems and then sell solutions"
Waiter: BINGO
Hahaha
Wow that was amazing
2:23 that towel looks like the vision pro's default band
“Y’all lucky Windows restaurants keep shutting down.” The shots-
Are being fired