Designing Bedrooms for 1 to 1 Billion Children!

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  • Опубликовано: 26 июн 2024
  • My website: homedesign365.com
    Discover how to design bedrooms for 1 to 1 billion children in this comprehensive guide! Whether you're planning for one child or a large group, our video covers innovative ideas, practical tips, and expert advice to create functional and beautiful spaces for kids. From space-saving solutions to creative decor ideas, you'll learn everything you need to know to transform any room. Watch now and become a master in designing children's bedrooms!
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    0:00 1 Kid
    1:59 2 Kids
    3:09 3 Kids
    5:56 10 Kids
    7:21 12 Kids
    10:00 100 Kids
    11:09 800 Kids
    12:34 1000 Kids
    15:25 100 Million Kids
    16:23 1 Billion Kids
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    #InteriorDesign
    #HomeDecor
    #SpaceSaving
    #CreativeIdeas
    #DesignTips
    #ExpertAdvice
    #KidsRoom
    #DIYDecor
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  • @CallistoTrains
    @CallistoTrains Месяц назад +8185

    Galvanised square steel ✅
    Eco-friendly wood veneers ✅
    Nowhere near enough beds ✅
    Soft mattresses ✅
    High tech doors ✅
    Escalators ✅
    Heavy titanium alloy door ✅
    Perfect bedroom

    • @esJudoChan
      @esJudoChan Месяц назад +443

      What will support the Galvanized square steel, you forgot the expansion screws from the aunt

    • @akar4qi_stupik
      @akar4qi_stupik Месяц назад +77

      Little john ahh lookin💀

    • @CallistoTrains
      @CallistoTrains Месяц назад +63

      @@esJudoChanHow could I forget the screws? How very dare me.

    • @santhoshsridhar5887
      @santhoshsridhar5887 Месяц назад +16

      Projection screen

    • @nanakomatsu7425
      @nanakomatsu7425 Месяц назад +22

      You forgot "watching directly the sun while working at pc".

  • @sudiptodas0001
    @sudiptodas0001 Месяц назад +7055

    The wifes womb is made of galvanized steel & eco-friendly wood veneer.

    • @Sarahstxr377
      @Sarahstxr377 Месяц назад +622

      Don’t forget the second aunts expansion screws

    • @sudiptodas0001
      @sudiptodas0001 Месяц назад +331

      @@Sarahstxr377 Alluminium doorframe for easy exit

    • @ellamartintsova5615
      @ellamartintsova5615 Месяц назад +183

      @@sudiptodas0001also breathable cases for the beds

    • @CandyfanRandoms
      @CandyfanRandoms Месяц назад +94

      And the wood boxes for easy climbing

    • @mixaoa
      @mixaoa Месяц назад +68

      and soft bags for added comfort

  • @ultrasquid579
    @ultrasquid579 21 день назад +1707

    My wife had 1 billion children, and we have been struggling to fit them in our single bedroom apartment. Fortunately , I came across this video. Thank you, Little John, for showing me the power of galvanized square steel 🙏🙏🤑🙏

    • @jamesO8
      @jamesO8 18 дней назад +38

      good luck with your 1 billion children bro 👍

    • @aidenxiong2945
      @aidenxiong2945 18 дней назад +67

      What do I do with my 1,000,000,001 children?

    • @Sentryunit582
      @Sentryunit582 17 дней назад +54

      Sacrifice one

    • @gtr-ko2yv
      @gtr-ko2yv 17 дней назад +13

      💀💀💀

    • @ultrasquid579
      @ultrasquid579 17 дней назад

      @@aidenxiong2945 follow this tutorial twice

  • @lastyhopper2792
    @lastyhopper2792 23 дня назад +551

    "Glass door, which is both transparent and opaque."
    Wiser words have never been spoken

    • @doinic09
      @doinic09 10 дней назад +7

      So, translucent

    • @iamnothale
      @iamnothale 5 дней назад +3

      @@doinic09 Wise definition.

  • @peterwhite6415
    @peterwhite6415 Месяц назад +4468

    I love how this slowy escalates from "Semi-"pratical" bedrooms for multiples kids" into "Welcome to Confucius Prison Block."

  • @Glarious
    @Glarious Месяц назад +2723

    All jokes aside, the single room vids (not the ones with too much kids just the ones with 1 kid) could actually be a dream room for me tbh.

    • @amanpuri7079
      @amanpuri7079 Месяц назад +217

      Ikr? I really want a desk and my own room in my entire life,since my family is not that rich i have to share a room with my siblings

    • @victorjun2421
      @victorjun2421 Месяц назад +242

      Those rooms are surprisingly optimized

    • @th3lostw4nderer
      @th3lostw4nderer Месяц назад +40

      ikr. i myself didnt even have a personal room thus means that i have almost to no privacy at all

    • @shizune_
      @shizune_ Месяц назад +38

      The one made for 2 kids seems very practical tho

    • @Holy.Deinocheirus
      @Holy.Deinocheirus Месяц назад +82

      @@amanpuri7079not trying to be mean, but damn I now realized how spoiled i am as i always had a big room for my self, I never really thought about this not being for some other people and now i just feel sad, sorry if my sucked im not a native speaker

  • @FireyDeath4
    @FireyDeath4 22 дня назад +419

    I love how this channel is secretly Chinese and it can just keep pumping out practical home design solutions for the most absurd scenarios, including ones where they install a container somewhere and immediately cover it up with other installation features so it can never be opened

    • @santa_with_a_gun
      @santa_with_a_gun 16 дней назад +20

      time capsule

    • @Nittle69420
      @Nittle69420 16 дней назад

      You can only have 1 child in china

    • @ionkinchan8838
      @ionkinchan8838 15 дней назад +14

      My favorite way of house expansion: Stealing Thor's hammer and deciding to destroy the entire city! No bills paid at all!

    • @endcaps1917
      @endcaps1917 15 дней назад +23

      Honestly it being Chinese kinda makes sense
      Considering well the weird translation errors(like putting a keroke booth looking like a telephone or adding in a gas station while not adding a gas station

    • @MrHaiBuildCement
      @MrHaiBuildCement 12 дней назад +1

      Great

  • @dokchampa9324
    @dokchampa9324 23 дня назад +784

    I feel like I might be the only person in existence to legitimately benefit from these videos. I love worldbuilding fantasy worlds and the 800 to 1 billion kids videos gave me great ideas for how to architecturally develop settlements for some of the intelligent beings in my world

    • @serefgiuliano724
      @serefgiuliano724 20 дней назад +60

      u aren’t, even if this channel is made as a joke ( i think ) its still sick

    • @timohara7717
      @timohara7717 19 дней назад

      ​@@serefgiuliano724you will be put into the galamixesd skeel for extra nort

    • @silentoccasion4359
      @silentoccasion4359 18 дней назад +71

      Yeah this guy actually does know what he's doing even though half the time it's just for the fun of it

    • @aidenbreen-ej3kc
      @aidenbreen-ej3kc 18 дней назад +9

      Like yeah the 800 kid room actually looks sick

    • @VoidPaul97
      @VoidPaul97 17 дней назад +23

      I unironically plan to use the 2 and 3 kid designs to solve the space issues in my apartment.

  • @Orange88794
    @Orange88794 Месяц назад +3405

    The second aunt owns a whole IKEA 💀💀💀

    • @Angel_Cloudyclouds
      @Angel_Cloudyclouds Месяц назад +141

      But what happened to first aunt💀

    • @zicokappa1495
      @zicokappa1495 Месяц назад +119

      @@Angel_Cloudyclouds she's poor like little john😂

    • @FUCKYOUDOTCOM.
      @FUCKYOUDOTCOM. Месяц назад

      The lore only expands

    • @NoelplayzSCR
      @NoelplayzSCR Месяц назад +13

      Nahh man

    • @NoelplayzSCR
      @NoelplayzSCR Месяц назад +31

      Probably she owns every ikea💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

  • @averagestudent5222
    @averagestudent5222 Месяц назад +927

    Our ancient Chinese wisdom has finally spread to the West. I am proud

  • @Sunnydayswithextracloud
    @Sunnydayswithextracloud 13 дней назад +263

    My wife *accidentally* had 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 kids, how can I make a room for them?

    • @Jdjdbnf.doodle3.0
      @Jdjdbnf.doodle3.0 13 дней назад +41

      Help we had 47.3 septenquadragintillion babies! how do we store them in one room without creating an antimatter black hole?

    • @pygmachophobia8752
      @pygmachophobia8752 12 дней назад +16

      Help!! I’ve made one googolplex of children!! How do I make a home for them?
      “Use galvanised square steel and eco-friendly wood ven-“

    • @TheEscapisty
      @TheEscapisty 11 дней назад +3

      In the Universe Planet for Infinity area #addfree

    • @satile3507
      @satile3507 8 дней назад +2

      thats a lot of excx

    • @darthutah6649
      @darthutah6649 7 дней назад +3

      Hollow out the entire earth. You're going to need lots of galvanized square steel. To get that steel, we'll need to harvest the solar system.

  • @gGamEboy_color
    @gGamEboy_color 25 дней назад +104

    17:02 Domain expansion: 1 Billion Kids

  • @tyujg7495.
    @tyujg7495. Месяц назад +640

    Thank you, I could not live without this video, I have been living in a 2 sq feet apartment in NYC with my 1,281,472,193 hyperactive children and couldn't help but getting trampled to death everyday when I go home from work, Now with them having a new figure to rely on, I can happily abandoned them. I would also suggest adding a crocodile that would help me consume them.
    Hope you all have a nice day🥰🥰

  • @platannapipidae9621
    @platannapipidae9621 28 дней назад +795

    This is the new "the design is very human" and i love it.

    • @MileRancid
      @MileRancid 17 дней назад +41

      It’s not human, it needs more *galvanized square steel*

    • @snailuka
      @snailuka 17 дней назад +14

      ​@@MileRancidthe design is very galvanized square steel

    • @jakevg12
      @jakevg12 15 дней назад +2

      wood veneer

    • @Chilling_pal_n01anad91ct
      @Chilling_pal_n01anad91ct 12 дней назад +2

      You now listening to... "Human music"

    • @GigaChdad
      @GigaChdad 12 дней назад

      @Chilling_pal_n01anad91ct I stg I was just going to comment that. “Hmm human music.. I like it!” “Boop boop boop”

  • @Eli-dp6cj
    @Eli-dp6cj 4 дня назад +11

    "Every day, He'll open it, and immerse his heart in the ocean of knowledge."

  • @caplium
    @caplium 20 дней назад +73

    This really helped me. I was very worried that I would'nt find a tutorial for a bedroom for a billion kids

  • @arcaderdude
    @arcaderdude Месяц назад +1267

    Hello Home Design. I love your tutorials for building room for 1 to 1 billion kids, but I musk ask something of you. My wife recently had 1 trillion kids at once, the issue is. We only have one bedroom, can you please make video on how to use daily items like galvanized square steel, eco friendly wood veneers, folding tables, soft matresses (for comfort) and if nessecary I could borrow some expansion screws from my aunt.
    Thank you!

    • @nameless_wonderer
      @nameless_wonderer Месяц назад +25

      😂😂😂

    • @susmasterr6y6bvvybygtygbyur44t
      @susmasterr6y6bvvybygtygbyur44t Месяц назад +64

      But what about the galvinized square steel

    • @mr.foxasmg
      @mr.foxasmg Месяц назад

      ​@@susmasterr6y6bvvybygtygbyur44t borrow them from aunt ofc

    • @punkineq
      @punkineq Месяц назад

      @@susmasterr6y6bvvybygtygbyur44t he said that dumbass

    • @thisisachannelwhy42069
      @thisisachannelwhy42069 Месяц назад +41

      What about the drawers on wheels under the beds, y'know, for the children's socks and underwear?

  • @Dontaskmeihavenoidea
    @Dontaskmeihavenoidea Месяц назад +524

    Small bedroom starter pack [FREE]:
    Galvanized square steel
    Eco-friendly wood veneer
    Expansion screws
    Breathable ribcage
    Soft padding
    Shop:
    $10 - Second Aunt to supply you with oddly specific items
    $30 - The long lost martial art of Buddha Palm
    $5 - Smelly socks and underwear
    $500 - Statue of Confucius
    Upgrades:
    $5 - Lucky color [PADDING]
    $10 - 100+ years of durability [GALVANIZED SQUARE STEEL]
    $200 - Aunt owns all ikeas in the world [SECOND AUNT]
    Upgrades and shop items based on replies

  • @lucas8385
    @lucas8385 25 дней назад +71

    ngl the 3 kids bedroom design looks very good

    • @mustafagani1816
      @mustafagani1816 15 дней назад +6

      I mean they only had to push the wall to the middle of the house

    • @satile3507
      @satile3507 8 дней назад

      no it doesnt

    • @lucas8385
      @lucas8385 8 дней назад

      @@mustafagani1816 That's light work no reaction

  • @worldpeace6322
    @worldpeace6322 8 дней назад +28

    If she gives birth to a child every single second, it will take her 30-something years to give birth to a billion kids. By that time, the first ones will have moved out

    • @sergiolabra8207
      @sergiolabra8207 2 дня назад +6

      What if they have so many because they are usually born as quintuplets or more per pregnancy?

    • @klaczeq
      @klaczeq 14 часов назад

      Hell nah xd😂😂​@@sergiolabra8207

  • @Bronya_Main
    @Bronya_Main Месяц назад +1358

    The hospital they go to must be very rich because of the amount of visits the damn wife does

  • @AstraDimasManao
    @AstraDimasManao Месяц назад +491

    thanks for the tutorial for keeping my 1 billion childrens 😊

    • @noahconn9425
      @noahconn9425 Месяц назад +36

      make sure you feed those ones in the basement though

    • @AstraDimasManao
      @AstraDimasManao Месяц назад +15

      @@noahconn9425 thanks for the kind words 😊

    • @amanpuri7079
      @amanpuri7079 Месяц назад +9

      Ok but i feel bad for your va-

    • @Mini.__.straw6
      @Mini.__.straw6 Месяц назад +7

      ​@@noahconn9425Yeah im starving

    • @ButterflyIzzy
      @ButterflyIzzy Месяц назад +4

      Lol

  • @The_Top_Hat_2
    @The_Top_Hat_2 17 дней назад +8

    the room for one kid actually seems like such a nice room, i kind of wish that was my room

  • @woundwortrx124tr6
    @woundwortrx124tr6 14 дней назад +10

    The narrator in that first one for the 1 kid kept on saying it was too small for stuff, but that's around 1.5 times the size of my room, I want a room that spacious

  • @moviemogul83
    @moviemogul83 Месяц назад +860

    21 mins of galvanized square steel. Let’s go!

    • @Big_Dolfie
      @Big_Dolfie Месяц назад +35

      Don't forget the eco-friendly wood veneers!

    • @wauwau1
      @wauwau1 Месяц назад +21

      The expansion screws borrowed from aunt:

    • @Dontaskmeihavenoidea
      @Dontaskmeihavenoidea Месяц назад +13

      You can’t forget about the breathable rib cage

    • @shubashuba3978
      @shubashuba3978 Месяц назад +7

      For 100 years of durability.

    • @ellamartintsova5615
      @ellamartintsova5615 Месяц назад +2

      dont forget the wood partitions

  • @StupidCupid627
    @StupidCupid627 Месяц назад +238

    ngl a lot of these designs actually go hard. if they just got the details that don't make sense to work, it'd be perfect.

    • @315katty
      @315katty 28 дней назад +57

      The person that comes up with these videos for rooms IS a genius for some ideas...they're just maybe on drugs or something, which would make sense for the billion children, the eagle, the aunts screws, the elevator toilet, shower in kitchen etc 😂

    • @TypicalMoth
      @TypicalMoth 28 дней назад +9

      @@315katty the 500 year old pigeon

    • @Demopans5990
      @Demopans5990 25 дней назад +10

      Not really. As far as I can tell doing some recon, the company behind this channel just has what is likely a language model sprouting nonsense, and they just animate whatever it spits out

    • @dragonslayer7724
      @dragonslayer7724 19 дней назад +1

      that first one actually cooked tho

  • @starrekt2037
    @starrekt2037 24 дня назад +14

    1 Kid - Small Space, Many Things.
    2 Kids - Little Space, Almost The Same As 1 Kid, And Just A Little Bit Cooler.
    3 Kids - Bad Boys, Pushes Outer Wall To Make The Space Bigger, For Sleep.
    4 Kids - We Couldn't See It...
    10 Kids - Small Room, Super Cool, Cozy Cool.
    12 Kids - Built A Circular Structure.
    100 Kids - Super Big Room, Add Kids Names, Continues Praying, Cool.
    800 Kids - Room Become 1 Lightyear.
    1,000 Kids - Smashes The Floor 2 Time, Durability, Kids.
    100,000 Kids - Smashes The Floor 2 Time, 92,105,195,528,527,501,586,461,506 Lag, Same As 1,000 Kids.
    100,000,000 Kids - Extremely Laggy, 10,000 Lightyears.
    1,000,000,000 Kids - Breaks Floor 159,490 Time, 8,910,682,105 Lines Of Galvanized Steal, 105,194,194 Ladders, 1,000,000,000 Kids, 142,857 Escalators.
    Infinite Kids - Breaks Floor 109,962,105,185,601,953,401,778,104,109,962,105,185,601,953,401,778,104,109,962,105,185,601,953,401,778,104,109,962,105,185,601,953,401,778,104,109,962,105,185,601,953,401,778,104,109,962,105,185,601,953,401,778,104,109,962,105,185,601,953,401,778,104,109,962,105,185,601,953,401,778,104,109,962,105,185,601,953,401,778,104,109,962,105,185,601,953,401,778,104,109,962,105,185,601,953,401,778,104,109,962,105,185,601,953,401,778,104,109,962,105,185,601,953,401,778,104,109,962,105,185,601,953,401,778,104,109,962,105,185,601,953,401,778,104,109,962,105,185,601,953,401,778,104,109,962,105,185,601,953,401,778,104,109,962,105,185,601,953,401,778,104,109,962,105,185,601,953,401,778,104,109,962,105,185,601,953,401,778,104,204 Time.

  • @kacperwoch4368
    @kacperwoch4368 6 дней назад +3

    10:30 What a great dad, he built an entire Kawloon Walled City for his children.

  • @DatDrix
    @DatDrix Месяц назад +355

    Galvanized square steel 🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥

    • @SohamiaEmpire1212
      @SohamiaEmpire1212 23 дня назад +2

      LET'S GET NUTS

    • @MinigunTH
      @MinigunTH 11 дней назад +1

      eco friendly wood veneer 🗣💥💥💥🔥🔥🔥🤯🤯🤫🧏🎅🎅🎅🐡

  • @ExtremelySleppy
    @ExtremelySleppy 28 дней назад +192

    Little John has been working since childhood, but his measly $90 million only bought him a tiny 0.1-meter house. Shocked by its size, even his pet cockroach wouldn't live there!
    So, we got to work. We welded galvanized square steel for the frame, secured with expansion screws borrowed from Little John's aunt. For a long-lasting floor, we added eco-friendly wood veneer that should last 1,000 years.
    Luxury on a small scale! We installed a wall-mounted toilet that doubles as a chair when not in use. Next to it, a wall-mounted swivel chair (perhaps a Murphy chair?) is perfect for studying, working, or dining when flipped down.
    Promoting healthy living, we added an induction cooker for easy meal preparation. Right beside it, a showerhead and marble floor create a compact bathroom area. Sliding glass doors (probably!) will keep the shower contained.
    For ultimate convenience, a bed with a built-in wall socket allows for easy phone charging. And to unwind after a long day, a projector lets Little John enjoy Korean dramas and shows on the wall.

  • @wolfishrailfan3890
    @wolfishrailfan3890 8 дней назад +5

    This is the best compilation of galvanized square steel.

  • @xyouthe
    @xyouthe 14 дней назад +5

    love how as we dive into the territory of unrealistically large amount of children, we also start using only one single expansion screw borrowed from aunt to hold the entire structure down

  • @roosh1986
    @roosh1986 Месяц назад +203

    In order to have a great room:
    1) Galvanised Square Steel
    2) Eco-Friendly Wood Veneers
    3) Expansion Screws (Borrowed From Aunt)
    4) Breathable Rib Cage

    • @swwl5461
      @swwl5461 28 дней назад +11

      4) soft cution (for comfort)
      5) folding table

    • @Qw3rtYzStuff
      @Qw3rtYzStuff 27 дней назад +8

      ⁠@@swwl5461don’t forget to make the soft padding lucky-colored

    • @mariuwu789
      @mariuwu789 25 дней назад +4

      The question is, which Aunt?

    • @LeRoy_Jenkins1
      @LeRoy_Jenkins1 17 дней назад +1

      ​@@mariuwu789 the second Aunt

    • @tylerankirsh5030
      @tylerankirsh5030 13 дней назад +1

      @@LeRoy_Jenkins1no first aunt has expansion screws second aunt has bookshelves

  • @thatoneduggo
    @thatoneduggo Месяц назад +183

    ECO FRIENDLY WOOD VENEERS 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

    • @melon6978
      @melon6978 22 дня назад +1

      2ND AUNT 💀💀💀

  • @michellekaczmarczyk8793
    @michellekaczmarczyk8793 17 дней назад +6

    BRO IDK WHY I KEEP WATCHING THIS ITS TO GOOD I CANT STOPPPPP

  • @Ficccc44400
    @Ficccc44400 3 дня назад +1

    My name is Little John and I have been saving money by eating frugally for 10 years. I finally managed to save half a million and bought a tiny apartment in Shanghai, less than one square meter. It‘s so small not even my grandfather’s coffin would fit. There‘s just enough room for a mattress which I sit on to sleep. Now let‘s see how I can turn this into a fully functional house. Firstly, remove the original windows and use galvanized square steel to make two frames that extend outward. I borrow some screws from my aunt to secure them. Cover the frames with neat clean wood veneers. Use leftover veneers as partitions for storing seasonal clothes and bags, then reinstall the windows and set up a perforated board against one wall. I use one side for travel photos and sticky notes and the other side for storage shelves. Add a soft package against the wall for a more comfortable sleep and lay down a soft mattress to create a big comfy bed. Install a guard board near the window where I can place books to read before sleep. Install an electrical socket for convenient phone charging. Add a folding table that serves as both a workspace and dining table, saving space when not in use. At the foot of the bed, install a projection screen where I can relax and watch Korean dramas after work. Next, install a set of wardrobes against the wall. Use the top for seasonal bedding and add a shelf in the middle for other items. Below, two drawers can store clothes including large underwear and panty hose. The other drawer is for additional storage. I made these savings possible through years of frugality. Embed a hidden water tank in the wall and install a wall-mounted toilet. Above it, set up a folding table with an induction cooker to create a mini kitchen. Install a mirror cabinet above the cooker for storing discount seasonings and toiletries bought on sale. Install a built-in shower so I can shower while looking in the mirror. This design shows how even a tiny coffin room can maximize space and offer limitless possibilities.

  • @NeoFini
    @NeoFini Месяц назад +97

    1 billion - Cities-Districts-Areas-Neighborhoods-Buildings-Floors-1000 children

  • @DaneBlueCheese24
    @DaneBlueCheese24 28 дней назад +36

    As a fellow Vietnamese, i was pretty proud of this guy having the balls to make this type of house/apartment in this country

    • @hooo62
      @hooo62 18 дней назад +4

      Galvanized square steel and expansion screws+breathable ribcages+eco-friendly wood veneer is all you need

  • @giantlactismid5704
    @giantlactismid5704 День назад +2

    I love the kick at the start

  • @TheDecentt
    @TheDecentt 16 дней назад +9

    Thank goodness for those aunts

  • @Sarahstxr377
    @Sarahstxr377 Месяц назад +135

    Galvanised square steel is the main character 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥‼️‼️‼️‼️😍😍😍😍😍😍

    • @mr.foxasmg
      @mr.foxasmg Месяц назад +13

      *eco friendly wood veneer* is my favorite character

    • @maddie2cool851
      @maddie2cool851 Месяц назад +5

      What about the screws?

    • @Sarahstxr377
      @Sarahstxr377 Месяц назад +4

      Nah the second aunts expansion screws also

    • @Sarahstxr377
      @Sarahstxr377 29 дней назад +1

      DONT FORGET THE ECO FRIENDLY WOOD VENEER

    • @an-Ty-christ
      @an-Ty-christ 28 дней назад +1

      Nah it’s the giant saint statue

  • @da_purple_lizard
    @da_purple_lizard Месяц назад +45

    this channel is using sterile corporate aesthetics to show absolute shitposts of house design and it's hilarious. sir, lady or whoever is behind this... i applaud you.

  • @SamClark-ck8wu
    @SamClark-ck8wu 6 часов назад

    Little johnny worked building space stations for ten years and saved up to buy a 0.1 cubic meter room. When he walked in he almost fell but his childhood eagle saved him, he started crying until he got an idea. He welded galvanized square steel to the structure and secured it with screws borrowed from his auntie, he covered the floor in eco friendly wood veneers. He used environment friendly glass for the wall and used more wood veneers for the other walls, then he put cabinets for clothes under his folding bed. He then put a folding desk for business and eating. He then put a wall mounted sink and a floor toilet so he can do his stuff comfortably, he then put a shower and a countertop stove to top it off.

  • @AntipaladinPedigri
    @AntipaladinPedigri 17 дней назад +3

    Thank you for the tip! The next time I run out of space I will just push my outer wall into my neighbour's apartment!

  • @baldingfox77558
    @baldingfox77558 Месяц назад +145

    the 1st one actually goesd hard

    • @bendily3623
      @bendily3623 Месяц назад +2

      It does

    • @bendily3623
      @bendily3623 Месяц назад +12

      Especially with the galvanised square steel

    • @OlivierMoisan-um2ln
      @OlivierMoisan-um2ln Месяц назад +10

      At 1:38 it says: "when he is tired of reading or writting, he can go read a book." Isn't he supposed to be tired of reading?

    • @thecorrurtion215
      @thecorrurtion215 Месяц назад +11

      ⁠@@OlivierMoisan-um2lndon’t ask, just get galvanized squared steel 🔥🔥😨

    • @OlivierMoisan-um2ln
      @OlivierMoisan-um2ln Месяц назад

      @@thecorrurtion215 Ok!

  • @teenspider
    @teenspider 28 дней назад +74

    That 1 kid room is actually a very fire workspace

  • @xiayang3727
    @xiayang3727 8 дней назад +6

    10 kids room is smaller than 2 kids room

  • @katimations123
    @katimations123 23 дня назад +17

    Me and my friends watched this before our maths exam this morning instead of studying
    10 galvanised square Steel beams out of 10

  • @user-nl7gt4zx5p
    @user-nl7gt4zx5p Месяц назад +170

    Is The Mom Okay?!💀💀💀☠️☠️☠️☠️

    • @indahbudiani4773
      @indahbudiani4773 Месяц назад +10

      I Hope So😭💀💀☠️☠️☠️

    • @user-nl7gt4zx5p
      @user-nl7gt4zx5p Месяц назад +5

      @@indahbudiani4773 Same FR😭💀💀☠️☠️☠️

    • @epiclyepicguy
      @epiclyepicguy Месяц назад

      She be getting those good backshots

    • @FaizaIslam2014
      @FaizaIslam2014 Месяц назад +1

      Yea

    • @furinick
      @furinick Месяц назад +11

      As the wise ones say, PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP

  • @vibraniumpotato6493
    @vibraniumpotato6493 Месяц назад +41

    11:18 this part is crazy

  • @wildboargaming1858
    @wildboargaming1858 12 дней назад +1

    this and “the design is very human” are perhaps my favorite chinese internet cultural exports to have crossed the firewall

  • @rechroniclePlays
    @rechroniclePlays 19 дней назад +4

    the first one is actually very good holys--- so much space

  • @BusesAroundDaEastEndOffical
    @BusesAroundDaEastEndOffical 27 дней назад +118

    12:30 bro made a whole mall💀

    • @Wikarian99PL
      @Wikarian99PL 13 дней назад +2

      Looks like clone facility from Star Wars

    • @DancingMcMurphy
      @DancingMcMurphy 12 дней назад +3

      ​@@Wikarian99PLthey're making droids with expansion screws and galvanized square steel, clonebros it's over

    • @Workerforhimalways
      @Workerforhimalways 5 дней назад

      Jesus is the only way to salvation ❤❤❤

  • @dragsight
    @dragsight Месяц назад +56

    galvanised square steel 🗣️🔥🔥🔥galvanised square steel 🗣️🔥🔥🔥galvanised square steel 🗣️🔥🔥🔥galvanised square steel 🗣️🔥🔥🔥galvanised square steel 🗣️🔥🔥🔥galvanised square steel 🗣️🔥🔥🔥

  • @AntipaladinPedigri
    @AntipaladinPedigri 17 дней назад +5

    11:37 David Copperfield poured cement over the shrunken children and the problem solved itself.

  • @jerry_the
    @jerry_the День назад

    but not gonna lie the 1 kid design is actually so perfect

  • @marym1lky
    @marym1lky Месяц назад +31

    This aunt comes in clutch with those expansion bolts

  • @kamo7293
    @kamo7293 Месяц назад +30

    little John's 8 boys kidnapped 2 girls...
    little John... there's something you need to address before buying galvanised square steel

    • @fads90
      @fads90 29 дней назад +9

      Is it to make sure your eco-friendly wood veneer doesn’t trap heat and stores a sufficient amount of out of season smelly socks?

    • @jasonhalverson1180
      @jasonhalverson1180 28 дней назад +1

      @@fads90YES!!😂

  • @NoName7899
    @NoName7899 21 день назад +2

    i love how the people goes through the wall

  • @Bilakutenoffical
    @Bilakutenoffical День назад

    Little John and huge Janiqua really having fun

  • @V1-1458
    @V1-1458 Месяц назад +116

    I like how in the 3rd or 4th video, the "babies" are as tall as a 9 year old, and they know how to build a whole bedroom, including pushing a whole wall. (ty for the likes)

    • @DarkLizard-
      @DarkLizard- Месяц назад +5

      It’s simple knowledge!

  • @amorroan
    @amorroan Месяц назад +97

    Unexpectedly have kids. Accidentally gave birth. 😂

    • @maddie2cool851
      @maddie2cool851 Месяц назад +9

      Once they divorce I cat imagine the child support bill 💀

    • @maddie2cool851
      @maddie2cool851 Месяц назад +5

      Can't*

    • @satile3507
      @satile3507 8 дней назад

      accidentally came ins ide the 12 hear odl

    • @niceclaup1
      @niceclaup1 8 дней назад

      More common than one would think

  • @henrymadigan1769
    @henrymadigan1769 22 дня назад +5

    12:48 that scrap metal Looks an awful lot like galvanized square steel you borrowed from your second aunt. 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

  • @lucasboi7623
    @lucasboi7623 13 дней назад +1

    Through every video you can see the mental descent of this family

  • @ThePrimeYeeter
    @ThePrimeYeeter Месяц назад +72

    Can you do a tutorial for infinite children 🔥🔥🔥

    • @Bill-Lions-musk-dye
      @Bill-Lions-musk-dye Месяц назад +23

      tutorial for a chinese factory

    • @maxsilvester1327
      @maxsilvester1327 Месяц назад +26

      Build a new planet using galvanized square steel, add eco-friendly wood veneers and borrow an infinite number of mattresses from your aunt. Use secret martial arts manuls for aesthetics and add a saint statue to make joining Hogwarts more than a dream.

    • @Designed1
      @Designed1 27 дней назад +7

      WE BUILDING HILBERT'S HOTEL WITH THIS ONE 🔥🔥🔥

    • @aidenbreen-ej3kc
      @aidenbreen-ej3kc 18 дней назад +1

      @@Designed1FIRE REFERENCE🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

    • @Workerforhimalways
      @Workerforhimalways 5 дней назад

      Jesus is the only way to salvation ❤❤❤

  • @user-iz1jc4lt1y
    @user-iz1jc4lt1y Месяц назад +55

    Nah Blud ain’t building rooms he building entire hotels💀

  • @meridiasbeacon7669
    @meridiasbeacon7669 18 дней назад +2

    Am I crazy or is the first kid's room actually awesome? Like I'd totally take a room like that

  • @samuelwoodouse4482
    @samuelwoodouse4482 23 дня назад +3

    Honestly one child bed is cool

  • @renaldy1068
    @renaldy1068 Месяц назад +55

    1 hour of galvanized square steel next video please 🔥🔥

  • @Micha-Hil
    @Micha-Hil 27 дней назад +29

    Why have these videos unironically taught me more about home design than the rest of my life

  • @simplyblauw6928
    @simplyblauw6928 2 дня назад

    The first room is kinda good though ngl. Would love that

  • @loveforever8715
    @loveforever8715 17 дней назад +2

    Just imagine life worked like this

  • @ProfessionalBugLover
    @ProfessionalBugLover Месяц назад +57

    ngl these videos are actually pretty helpful for bloxburg builds

    • @stupidlysimple
      @stupidlysimple Месяц назад +13

      the 1 kid room actually looked so good

    • @amanpuri7079
      @amanpuri7079 Месяц назад +7

      I love the 1 kid room but this video got me at 1 million kids💀

  • @sp1dr_
    @sp1dr_ Месяц назад +66

    3:25 Oh yes, let's just push that wall to the middle real quick. Just a normal day at home!

    • @RSCB
      @RSCB Месяц назад +5

      Galvanized Square Steel

    • @furinick
      @furinick Месяц назад +4

      Eco friendly wood veneers

    • @turkeyhamanddeath
      @turkeyhamanddeath 28 дней назад +1

      I used to push the wall of my grandma's house when I was a child.

    • @RadeonVega64
      @RadeonVega64 25 дней назад

      @@RSCB galvanized square steel

  • @CambuddyNew
    @CambuddyNew 19 дней назад +3

    These are all so satisfying.

    • @satile3507
      @satile3507 8 дней назад

      skibidi dop dop dop yes yes

  • @ivramventura5695
    @ivramventura5695 24 дня назад +5

    at this time of the vidio it makes my phone lag and the animation lag too my eyes lag to cuz of this 13:14

  • @izzatsufian2796
    @izzatsufian2796 Месяц назад +40

    Most sane home design:

  • @Awesomed3145
    @Awesomed3145 Месяц назад +17

    Thank you David Copperfield, you're a real one.

  • @Shmooving69420
    @Shmooving69420 21 день назад +5

    7:32 NO GALVANIZED SQUARE STEEL??? MAN THAT AINT GONNA LAST 1 SECOND!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @BeanicusYt
      @BeanicusYt 17 дней назад +3

      These are the kind of comments that matter, we need justice for the galvanised steel, galvanised steelism affects 1 billion kids a year.

  • @oweri1419
    @oweri1419 10 дней назад +1

    by 100 kids they're just making cyberpunk apartments

  • @IncomeTaxation
    @IncomeTaxation Месяц назад +33

    Please do a 0' by 0' room next

  • @Mr_WitherOfficialGaming
    @Mr_WitherOfficialGaming 26 дней назад +21

    bro totally saved Korea’s birth fertility and japan 15:28 until to the end

    • @rittwik
      @rittwik 4 дня назад

      Maybe NORTH KOREA's birth rate 🇰🇵🤰👶🚀💥

  • @ThatGuyIsWeird0-0
    @ThatGuyIsWeird0-0 25 дней назад +11

    6:16 so we’re justifying kidnapping now

    • @Nova12530
      @Nova12530 19 дней назад +1

      they gotta be arrested for kidnapping

  • @MrCelestial
    @MrCelestial 19 дней назад

    The first bedroom is pretty good, I would want something like that.

  • @Hana_offlice
    @Hana_offlice Месяц назад +18

    The first one is actually my dream bedroom

  • @Adriblet
    @Adriblet Месяц назад +22

    16:53 those eco friendly wood veeners arent friendly anymore ☠️☠️☠️

  • @leroyspeelt
    @leroyspeelt 17 дней назад +1

    The powers of the family members: flying, noclipping, unnatural superstrength (martial arts master), telepathy, ability to bend and move anything to their will, ignore laws of physics, summoning anything and anyone they want (even things that dont exist), ignore gravity, super speed movement, infinite stamina (from having so many kids), shrinking people, very high intelligence (they are aware they are being narrated possibly)
    I have a theory they have these powers because they pray to THE STATUE everyday

  • @siliconhawk9293
    @siliconhawk9293 11 дней назад

    The best part about these videos are they are obviously not very realistic but the ideas are pretty cool. That some of them might make sense irl

  • @ihavegachaluckbutnotirlluck
    @ihavegachaluckbutnotirlluck Месяц назад +48

    I just wanted to ask, how do you accidentally have 1 billion kids?

    • @iMAXsProductions
      @iMAXsProductions 24 дня назад

      You get married you have a kid you get divorced and do it over and over again until you have 1 billion kids

    • @TSOFReboot
      @TSOFReboot 24 дня назад

      S*x

    • @Giveme.some-skittles
      @Giveme.some-skittles 24 дня назад

      Adopting kids for 25 years

    • @June43278
      @June43278 24 дня назад +4

      Surgar mommy's prob 💀

    • @UncleMerlin
      @UncleMerlin 22 дня назад +2

      She was for the streets.

  • @khuenpetpongpaew4144
    @khuenpetpongpaew4144 Месяц назад +14

    1 kids truly a wise words

    • @shimmyahshimmyahh
      @shimmyahshimmyahh Месяц назад +5

      “1 kids truly a wise words” those are some very wise words, young man.

  • @BreakerColtyonal
    @BreakerColtyonal 9 дней назад +1

    Lemme be a nerd
    So i counted on 1 billion kid part and i saw there were 13 room on each side. It’s a square so to calculate how much room a floor have: 13 x 4 = 52 rooms
    Next up is easy, a billion kid : 52 = 19.230.769,23076920 ~ 19.230.770 floor
    Average room height is 8 feet so 19.230.770 x 8 = 153.846.160 feets or 46.892.309,568 meters which is not bad

  • @chaosreaper05
    @chaosreaper05 6 дней назад

    Unironically, all these bedrooms look really cool

  • @EffortlessExposer4338
    @EffortlessExposer4338 26 дней назад +15

    10:09 BRO DIDN'T HAVE 100 KIDS, THEY ARRESTED 100 KIDS AND ALSO IT'S CHINA

  • @Bacon17855
    @Bacon17855 28 дней назад +12

    16:16 bro this a prison in Norway, not a house

  • @datnguyen21040
    @datnguyen21040 22 дня назад +1

    We getting rid of entity cramming with this one🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥

    • @corb5905
      @corb5905 21 день назад

      We starting a wither rose farm with this one 🗣🔥🔥

  • @MikkelisNOTfunny
    @MikkelisNOTfunny 17 дней назад

    the 1 kid room genuinely looks so nice

  • @ChristopherAndrew12
    @ChristopherAndrew12 27 дней назад +27

    17:43 this ain't room. This is a whole mall selling kids💀

  • @Whispense
    @Whispense Месяц назад +16

    the way it’s explained is genuinely the kind of thing i would write in my dt exams 😭

    • @Weird.Space.Kid.
      @Weird.Space.Kid. Месяц назад +1

      Sorry I’m like so slow, what’s a dt exam

    • @Whispense
      @Whispense Месяц назад +1

      @@Weird.Space.Kid. an exam for dt? the school subject?

    • @Postalguy2
      @Postalguy2 29 дней назад +5

      @@Whispensedt?

    • @Bl6z0
      @Bl6z0 28 дней назад +1

      @@Whispensewhat is dt?

    • @Whispense
      @Whispense 28 дней назад +2

      @@Bl6z0 it’s a school subject?? design and technology??

  • @USSR.T-90A
    @USSR.T-90A 19 дней назад +1

    The 3rd one is exactly what my room looks like. My room is INSIDE my little brother's room. So, in order to get into my room, i must go through my little brother's room and oh yeah, we shared bathroom.

  • @tiponbrotherswithjamandjaz1656
    @tiponbrotherswithjamandjaz1656 День назад +4

    What do I do with 1 trillion kids💀💀