“This is Apple, we don’t do sales here, Although we do make them.” How is every other sentence a well-thought-out play on words? Kyle, you’re …the best.
*roller coaster going up lift hill stops* Announcer speaks into the speaker: “riders, this vehicle is out of battery. Please use the wire located to your left and plug it in the outlet located in the car in front of you.” And they use special technology to charge you for every minute you are there 😂
Not really. I understand the video is a joke, but what u said does not hold true. In fact, there r no real innovations that most ppl will no or care abt from any phone company, so ur statement might as well apply 2 Samsung, OnePlus, Huawei and others
@@iexposedthisidiotpersononm1935 no it doesn’t, I checked out your channel and there is literally so much clickbait. Do t go doing this kinda stuff on RUclips.
I connected all the Dots....Don't go there my friend..My good frie ds our from 🇮🇳 via Thailand 🇹🇭 ND 🇻🇳 and ... ... .... .... .... .... ... ... do I need say less...LMAO...AI Vanguard
@@hijvgkolfsr5871 I mean from the education point of view it will be shit, cuz apple needs to keep people stupid if they want to sell apple products in the future. In terms of money, any other college. Except even more expensive
Student: wow so I can learn about this thing I want to pursue College: yes and only for the low low price of all your money and then some Student: wait what I'll never be about to pay off this debt until I'm 40 College: sounds like a you problem
This dude just dropped a nearly 20 minute skit in 4k where he plays all the characters himself and each line is a joke which he wrote himself too, Freaking Legend
100,000 Comments and I make this a series! Thank y'all for watching!! 😁. What's your favorite part?
Hate self promoters btw I make skits just like Kyle. I bet 100% it’ll make you laugh. If not u can come to tell me
Yep!
👋
Aight bet!
Bet
You gotta do “If Apple had its own Airport.”
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“This is Apple, we don’t do sales here, Although we do make them.” How is every other sentence a well-thought-out play on words? Kyle, you’re …the best.
I be filming skits just like Kyle. I bet 100% it’ll make you laugh. If not u can come to tell me bro
i make skits with animations if you're interested🙂
@@6askiVideos03 I’m interested. I’m finna watch
@@realfarmer21 nah
@@Officialtoxickemarienthere is nothing.
“macs is just scam backwards” That’s the best quote ever!
At least they're better than Chromebooks.
So thats why im always lagginnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn-
@@JonnyForThe3 chromebooks is just skoobemorhc
Ok
Ok
I swear Kyles annoyed blank face never gets old lol 🤣🤣🤣
totally
I swear😂😂
fr
"OH MAH- fine, whatever, take my money" xD
He’s just like, “Bruh -_-“ 😂🤣😂
"why make change when we can make dollars?" easily best line i've heard in a while lmao
Bruh spoilers your top comment
Saw this exactly as it was said
Yo Imma RUclipsr that makes funny vids give me a chance it would mean a lot
@@jay2fast2 if you want a chance stop begging it only gives you hate
W pfp
🤣🤣🤣 YOU DID NOT SLAP THE KID 🤣🤣🤣🤣
You here frr😂😂😂😂😜
Yoooooo Wsup Darryl huge fan
‘Sup Darryl!
Only 8 likes?
Oh Darryl huge fan of your work hope you go on tour event to meet some of your subs
Bout time. Better be a banger 🙄
my n. ame is fax
Hi can I have a shoutout you are my favourite
Keep the good work
It is lmao 🤣
Here before the self promoters btw I be making skits just like Kyle. I bet 100% it’ll make you laugh. If not u can come to tell me
producer: "how many times should you say 'oh my'?"
kyle: *yes*
I didn't wait 4 hours for a mediocre ride!
"Yes, you did"
@Deto Qcney unless it’s apple prices
"Are y'all this greedy?"
"Of course not! Money is temporary. You can't take it with you so you might as well take it to us."
🤣🤣🤣
This person actually rode an RMC while resiting lines for a video. I appluade the dedication.
“Why make change if we can make dollars” Kyle Exum
Guinness World Record of best quote
I film skits just like Kyle. I bet 100% it’ll make you laugh. If not u can come to tell me my homie for real
my nam. e speaks for themselves
Kyle Exum - The Art of the Deal
i make skits with animations if you're interested🙂
Bars!!😆🔥🔥🔥🔥
"Macs is just scam backwards" XD THat is great line.
What the frick you are fricken right
@@russellcavanaghcavanagh8488frick fricking frackles right
“Apple World. It’s more than you can ever afford- I mean imagine.” 😂
I film entertaining vids just like Kyle . I bet 100% it’ll make you laugh. If not u can come to tell me fam
ruclips.net/video/L-CDej0buf4/видео.html cool snipe
Lol
Yes. The video is made by a RUclipsr called ROB and I don't think I saw credits to him anywhere.
4 bot replies on my comment! Wow this is a new record!
The line “twice the size of our previous security guards” is amazing
I thought he said twice as high😂
“Seat belts are sold separately” that really had me man. This is amazing
Its true doe😅😂
I hate you
Facts
Congrats on getting a sub from me.
I was literally watching this part on the bus and burst out laughing
He got THE ROB JOBS, best crossover ever!!
i was boutta say this, ROB JOBS and Kyle Exum have the best apple impressions
Great somebody noticed
i was about say, did no one mention THE ROB in the comments, this is legendary
It’s not an Apple commercial without Rob 😂
You are right kyle
"Macs is just Scam backwards." good one!!
"OH I CAN SHOW YOU AN EXPERIENCE, LET ME INTRODUCE YOU TO THESE USER-FRIENDLY HANDS!"
Kyle's facial expression when he's not pleased is so priceless
Kara
not really
@@forsakencrusader4725 let someone have an opinion dude
Not really
4:53 lol
Me and my husband was dying over here. Definitely want this to be a series.
Lol 😂 aye I'm glad you liked it! I'm gonna work on some new ones soon
ROB and Kyle the collab we all needed
Rob and the black badger
You said it. It needs to happen.
Indeed
Yes
needs to happen
At this rate we’re gonna have a if apple made playlist, can’t wait
“This is not just a ride it’s a movement” nice quote
70th like
100 like
Wow
108th like
295th like
I really hope that “If Apple made a planet” becomes a thing lmao
Yh
Oxygen sold separately
Yes
@@cliveowensia *planet sold separately
@@ZekoQS money sold separately
"We don't identify as "cheap" here." LMFAO! This should be Disney's motto
Damn no replies I gochu I film skits just like Kyle. I bet 100% it’ll make you laugh. If not u can come to tell me
I know my na. me speaking fax
Especially after some of the bull crap that they pulled recently
@@realfarmer21 stop self promoting
@about you stop
*roller coaster going up lift hill stops*
Announcer speaks into the speaker: “riders, this vehicle is out of battery. Please use the wire located to your left and plug it in the outlet located in the car in front of you.” And they use special technology to charge you for every minute you are there 😂
the dedication, mans went on a whole roller coaster for a skit big respect for you my guy
Bro it’s not that deep. Roller coasters are safe.
“I thought you weren’t admitting people that tested positive for poverty”
i’m dead 😂
Lmao btw I film skits just like Kyle. I bet 100% it’ll make you laugh. If not u can come to tell me
I know my na. me speaking fax
Apple:
"Money is temporary....
And if you can't take it with you. Then you might as well take it to us"
nah take it to me😂
i make skits with animations if you're interested🙂
“Y’all didn’t change anthing else!”
“Why make change when we could make dollars”
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 cracked me up
The fact that RØB is in the video makes it even better.
Kyle is a Boss no cap
Rob is the best, who’s subbed to lls
DID SOMEBODY SAY R🚫B
Rob?
Kyle is the only comedian on RUclips that doesn't cuss and his skits are still funnier. He's a legend.
I film skits just like Kyle. I bet 100% it’ll make you laugh. If not u can come to tell me dawg
lets be honest we agree with me name
Facts, Kyle is the best.
Facts youtube approves 👌👏👍
@@iexposedthisidiotpersononm1935 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
“Apple bag. It’s the future of nausea!” 😂 Hilarious
SICKO MODE RESISTANCE 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
8:06 “ complementary visit with Steve Job” wow dark lmfao
I’m so glad that Kyle makes his intros so quick so we can get right into what’s interesting. I’m also suprised he can talk so fast
He doesn't need to have an intro
he literally raps, of course he speaks fast
@@iamnottreedotcom6957 Yeah but not just anyone can do that
Hey Kyle you’re the best
incoming verified youtuber
I make skits just like Kyle. I bet 100% it’ll make you laugh. If not u can come to tell me
my nam. e speaks for themselves
Yes
He is
At least Apple would care for the environment, recycling foods and rides from previous years with a different name
I film skits just like Kyle. I bet 100% it’ll make you laugh. If not u can come to tell me
Report these idiot bots above and also below me and move on
my nam. e speaks facts
@@ghastiafy67 Fr
Hi
“Just $10 for an apple wing” the fact he said “just”😂
16:05 "Money doesn't grow on trees, but Apple does grows on Fees." XD
I swear this guy portrayed apple perfectly in every apple video he does, it so perfect !
Not really. I understand the video is a joke, but what u said does not hold true. In fact, there r no real innovations that most ppl will no or care abt from any phone company, so ur statement might as well apply 2 Samsung, OnePlus, Huawei and others
@@mrsoisauce9017 the unfortunate reality
Yo Imma RUclipsr that makes funny vids give me a chance u won’t regret it
@@mrsoisauce9017 holy fuck he didnt want a damn paragraph
"If life is a simulation it needs better wifi" LMAO Had me dead
Lol 😂 ain't that the truth
@@KyleExum Yessir love your content man keep it up!
@@KyleExum hellooo huge fan!
@@KyleExum YEAHHH
Apple 2:16 “apple world more then u could ever afford” 😂😂😂
“If life’s a simulation, it needs better WiFi”
Simply beautiful
I love how he actually goes to a amusement park and rides a rollercoster without an expression
And such a big one too
Lol 😂 had to commit to the skit. It’s hard to act on a roller coaster though 😅
Great skit you were spot on
“Money doesn’t grow on trees , but Apple grows on fees “ 😂
Lol
13:38 I thought my phone froze 😂 😂
“To join the blue bubble culture, you have to let go of the green” 😂
Kyle, I don’t have enough words for how comedic and ‘innovative’ u r lol
That's 2 words
@@tmor9336 lol
@@tmor9336 good one
Cmon Kyle
My guy said the roller coaster was in Beta 🤦🏽♂️🤣, fire video bro!! 🔥🔥🔥
We’re down bad over here man 😂😂. Thanks homie! 🙏🏽
These videos are the best
BOTH MY FAVE RUclipsRS HERE!
Im so hyped for ANOTHER COLLAB! 😀😀😀😀
@@KyleExum Kyle your Apple videos are funny
Kyle’s anger face is priceless
"You know the law. What goes up most come down, savings included ". Lol true.
"Money doesn't grow on trees, but apple grows on fees" - Kyle Exum 😂
i make skits with animations if you're interested🙂
How is there so many bots in the replies???
@@6askiVideos03 nah I'm good
@@insannie48 I don't know
@Deborah Ajao the butt bot!!!
If Apple made a movie
“The good ending is sold separately by the way”
The popcorn is the same price as buying the government
pixels sold seperately
Bro that face 😂 2:36 you make my day dude❤
When you realize Kyle makes a living talking to himself
Almost every short youtuber does that
@@TheInformer011 he’s not a “short”
He didn't reply... oof
@@Xerc100 he does do shorts tho
Isn't that almost every youtuber
"Why make change if you can make dollars"
He's a little too good at making one liners
“Those are android’s pronouns”. “We don’t identify as cheap here”
are you trying to kill me employee: no were just trying to bring you closer to jobs so tactically yes
“You can’t take it with you, you might as well give it to us.” - Apple employee
So genius!
Lol
“Amusement sold separately.”
Earth sold separately
@@0515modnaR LOOOOOOOOL
Oh ya
Lmao
@@0515modnaR the Iearth 50
I’m over here impressed he realized “macs” was scam backwards 💀
Lol yes!!!
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bro really went on a real roller coaster to record this! truely W
"Those are Androids pronouns, we don't identify as cheap here", "Why make change when we can make dollars", "How can we get con with all these pros"
“Sir, this is apple, we don’t do change much” I’m so dead 🤣🤣🤣
The fact that he actually went to a roller coaster is just amazing how much effort he put in to his videos. Good job man 👌🎢
Effort? really? he was just enjoying
i cant understand if this is satire.
That was just a green screen if im not mistaken
you have to be joking ..... this generation is so stupid Jesus Christ
He wasn’t really on a roller coaster
“then the only thing we can offer is a complimentary visit with Steve Jobs”
Kyle's got the best pissed off face ever.
“Help I can’t find my son”
Me: Good luck trying to find him in the Kyle-Verse
i make skits with animations if you're interested🙂
BJ7Q-UUHN7D-RXAM
“Life is a simulation we need better WiFi”
“Well that explains the unloaded dishes”
I make skits just like Kyle. I bet 100% it’ll make you laugh. If not u can come to tell me homie
I know my n. ame speaking fax
YES THIS ONE IS AMAZING!!😂😂
@@iexposedthisidiotpersononm1935 no it doesn’t, I checked out your channel and there is literally so much clickbait. Do t go doing this kinda stuff on RUclips.
Bro, I tried keeping a straight face but every second of it got my laughing!!🤣🤣🤣🤣
You should do: “If apple made a game with ea”
i agree
Good idea ngl
Yeah and you should commented this so early 😭😭
Only millionaires would be able to enjoy it 😂
@@IsaacWale2004 pretty much
"complementary visit with Steve jobs." This line made me subscribe, not even joking
I connected all the Dots....Don't go there my friend..My good frie ds our from 🇮🇳 via Thailand 🇹🇭 ND 🇻🇳 and ... ... .... .... .... .... ... ... do I need say less...LMAO...AI Vanguard
@@DD-lc8ei what
If Kyle does “If Apple Had Its Own Airport” then the wings and engines must be sold separately.
Elppa
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This is so funny! You should make this a series
13:56
Everyone: “That’s just a scam!”
Apple: “It’s pronounced innovation.”
Yeah lol
Lol
Lol
Lol
Another definition is "courage"
"how can we get conned when we got all these pros" 😂 epic
😂😂
kyle I am trying to be a youtuber do u have any tipz
sup
@@KyleExum been here since 110k.
"I said dreams come true, not miracles" lol that had me on the floor
lmao
“It was a real ship before we took its boards away” 😂😂
"Highest resolution food on the menu"
Can't wait to see this line being used ironically inside a metaverse in this coming generation.
"How can we get conned when they got all these pros"
Had to rewind for that one.
ruclips.net/video/FSSFgWlDbJU/видео.html
….
They got the pros for almost every product 🤣 are they gonna add vip next?
“Nah I said what I owe, not the zip code” this had me dead 💀😂
I be filming skits just like Kyle. I bet 100% it’ll make you laugh. If not u can come to tell me my g
“If life is a simulation, then it needs better WiFi.” “That explains the unloaded dishes.” had me rolling
I swear I laugh everytime Kyle makes that seriously face.
@Thx ❤ shut up bot
“Apple pockets” “They are 50 percent lighter than yours.” This is awesome Kyle, every one of your videos makes me laugh.
i make skits with animations if you're interested🙂
@@6askiVideos03 no one actually cares
Petition for Kyle to make a
*”If Apple made a school or college”* video
It wont be any different from any other college
@@NerdyCatCoffeeee nor like MIT, Harvard and oxford
@@hijvgkolfsr5871 I mean from the education point of view it will be shit, cuz apple needs to keep people stupid if they want to sell apple products in the future.
In terms of money, any other college. Except even more expensive
Student: wow so I can learn about this thing I want to pursue
College: yes and only for the low low price of all your money and then some
Student: wait what I'll never be about to pay off this debt until I'm 40
College: sounds like a you problem
kYLE eXUM, YOU ARE AMAZINGG!!❤❤🔥😎WE LUV UU, thank you for doing what you do and being who you are🤠😁🎶
Kyle:"Is it fun"person at the ride:"I mean it gets from point a to point B" oh that's was great
Ratio I film skits just like Kyle. I bet 100% it’ll make you laugh. If not u can come to tell me
my nam. e speaks for itself
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
This dude just dropped a nearly 20 minute skit in 4k where he plays all the characters himself and each line is a joke which he wrote himself too,
Freaking Legend
ruclips.net/video/FSSFgWlDbJU/видео.html
….
"I said dreams come true not miracles" 😂😂😂
It's a miracle for ur dream to come true
when i found out about you i subscribed cuz you are good at these ty
“You talk to Siri with that mouth”
Casually writes down in “smart comeback” book📖✍️
😂😂😂
@@KyleExum hallo
@@KyleExum What's those numbers? Nvm found out
@@duckington7 what were they for ??
“Ok if life’s a simulation, it needs better wifi.” 😭
Imagine this:
Kyle: sadly falls off the rollercoaster.
Mom: it’s because of that phone
Boo get off the stage. (Throws tomatoes)
That face when he's angry kills me 😂😂
It's amazing how he recorded himself going on an actual roller coaster
I film entertaining vids just like Kyle . I bet 100% it’ll make you laugh. If not u can come to tell me g
The dedication.
"I didn't wait 4 hours for this mediocre ride "
" yes you did " HAD ME
Edit :thank you for this many likes
"How can we get conned when there are all these pros?"- Kyle Exum 2021
If apple made a theme park, then it would have ride breakdowns every second.