George Costanza: I'm the bad boy. I've never been the bad boy. Jerry: You've been the bad employee, the bad son, the bad friend... George Costanza: Yes, yes, yes... Jerry: The bad fiance, the bad dinner guest, the bad credit risk... George Costanza: Okay, the point is made. Jerry: The bad date, the bad sport, the bad citizen... [George leaves] Jerry: The bad tipper!
George : The sea was angry that day, my friends - like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli. I got about fifty feet out and suddenly, the great beast appeared before me. I tell you, he was ten stories high if he was a foot. As if sensing my presence, he let out a great bellow. I said, "Easy, big fella!" And then, as I watched him struggling, I realized that something was obstructing its breathing. From where I was standing, I could see directly into the eye of the great fish. Jerry : Mammal. George : Whatever. Kramer : Well, what did you do next? George : Well then, from out of nowhere, a huge tidal wave lifted me, tossed me like a cork, and I found myself right on top of him - face to face with the blowhole. I could barely see from the waves crashing down upon me, but I knew something was there. So I reached my hand in, felt around, and pulled out the obstruction [George dramatically reveals the obstruction to be a golf ball] Kramer : [somewhat embarrassed] ... What is that, a Titleist? [George nods] Kramer : A hole in one, huh? Jerry : Well, the crowd most have gone wild! George : Oh, yes they did, Jerry - they were all over me. It was like Rocky 1. Diane came up to me, threw her arms around me, and kissed me. We both had tears streaming down our faces. I never saw anyone so beautiful. It was at that moment I decided to tell her I was not a marine biologist! Jerry : Wow! What'd she say? George : She told me to go to hell, and I took the bus home.
I loved the scene when Elaine pushes bizzaro Jerry and everyone in the room freaked out and ran over to help him off the floor 😂😂😂😂He got up looking as if he had been hit by a car
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Omg ! Seinfeld is hilarious ! Love Kramers bus story and Georges marine biolgist stories the most !❤😂😅
Kramer and Mickey's scenes are effortlessly funny 😂😂😂 that is a great duo
I love it when Jerry pretends he's not sure who's on the other end of the phone "Who IS this?
George Costanza:
I'm the bad boy. I've never been the bad boy.
Jerry:
You've been the bad employee, the bad son, the bad friend...
George Costanza:
Yes, yes, yes...
Jerry:
The bad fiance, the bad dinner guest, the bad credit risk...
George Costanza:
Okay, the point is made.
Jerry:
The bad date, the bad sport, the bad citizen...
[George leaves]
Jerry:
The bad tipper!
George : The sea was angry that day, my friends - like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli. I got about fifty feet out and suddenly, the great beast appeared before me. I tell you, he was ten stories high if he was a foot. As if sensing my presence, he let out a great bellow. I said, "Easy, big fella!" And then, as I watched him struggling, I realized that something was obstructing its breathing. From where I was standing, I could see directly into the eye of the great fish.
Jerry : Mammal.
George : Whatever.
Kramer : Well, what did you do next?
George : Well then, from out of nowhere, a huge tidal wave lifted me, tossed me like a cork, and I found myself right on top of him - face to face with the blowhole. I could barely see from the waves crashing down upon me, but I knew something was there. So I reached my hand in, felt around, and pulled out the obstruction
[George dramatically reveals the obstruction to be a golf ball]
Kramer : [somewhat embarrassed] ... What is that, a Titleist?
[George nods]
Kramer : A hole in one, huh?
Jerry : Well, the crowd most have gone wild!
George : Oh, yes they did, Jerry - they were all over me. It was like Rocky 1. Diane came up to me, threw her arms around me, and kissed me. We both had tears streaming down our faces. I never saw anyone so beautiful. It was at that moment I decided to tell her I was not a marine biologist!
Jerry : Wow! What'd she say?
George : She told me to go to hell, and I took the bus home.
Seinfeld is my ultimate favourite show. This has to be the best montage I’ve ever seen ❤ thanks for sharing
Very nicely edited. Much better than the AI edits 👍
Que best show ...ever
3:37 Kramer had his mind blown right there.
I love it when Jerry
I loved the scene when Elaine pushes bizzaro Jerry and everyone in the room freaked out and ran over to help him off the floor 😂😂😂😂He got up looking as if he had been hit by a car
All those lectures you can save them to the way you facility
Mr. Bookman❤
White lotus…yam yam…Shanghai Sally!
26:25 that aged well.
Great video😂
Huh???
Out of 36,000+ views, there has been only 5 comments?!
How can that be?
Essa perto do metrô foi foda kkkkk😅
Excellent choise. But if only Kramer doesn't shout and shake that much..overexaggerated body gestures are so irritating
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