Absolute Batman meets Jonkler

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  • Опубликовано: 23 дек 2024

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  • @Aolanimate
    @Aolanimate  25 дней назад +1331

    10k subs???

    • @user-iz5pd7tj6q
      @user-iz5pd7tj6q 23 дня назад +14

      Not yet but youre getting there

    • @primalmatter7904
      @primalmatter7904 22 дня назад +8

      Cook something good and people come to eat

    • @bordergore7623
      @bordergore7623 22 дня назад +9

      I just wanna say the voice acting is perfect for the animation, like a mix of southpark and flashgitz. The way Jonkler says "Holy shit" with the drawn out emphasis on the "SHIT" is the funniest fucking thing I've ever seen. If you continue to make animations please remember to keep the voice acting in mind when you make it. Good work.

    • @ahhahajahajjjhahhaajjhj4067
      @ahhahajahajjjhahhaajjhj4067 21 день назад +1

      heck yeah

    • @darkgreen3047
      @darkgreen3047 21 день назад +1

      Lets go

  • @LordAxol
    @LordAxol Месяц назад +23426

    Joker was so shocked that he gained his sanity back

    • @DB-Fighter-Carson
      @DB-Fighter-Carson Месяц назад +1182

      That's such a good way to put it he was just losing his shit and then shocked into sanity because he hadn't done anything, and "omg, I don't wanna fight that that... thing!"

    • @MorbiusBlueBalls
      @MorbiusBlueBalls Месяц назад +267

      jonkler*

    • @Ashireiko_Tatsumi
      @Ashireiko_Tatsumi Месяц назад +243

      "Is that an axe?!" ​@@DB-Fighter-Carson

    • @snipingsloth1053
      @snipingsloth1053 Месяц назад +82

      Real irs moment

    • @Insandom
      @Insandom Месяц назад +132

      His beloved battle of wits has become a battle of pecs, and boy has he lost.

  • @dontseemyprofilepic3157
    @dontseemyprofilepic3157 Месяц назад +7134

    Batbrick: “I’ve been hitting the gym.”
    Jonkler: “That explains how it collapsed yesterday…”

    • @PrakashSaturday-nr7by
      @PrakashSaturday-nr7by Месяц назад +105

      😂😂😂😂

    • @unhorsedprism37
      @unhorsedprism37 24 дня назад +277

      "I've been hitting the gym."
      "WHAT PART THE FUCKING WALL?!"

    • @Brother8237
      @Brother8237 24 дня назад +75

      Nah he just benches the gym 😂

    • @felipecosta-kv2fx
      @felipecosta-kv2fx 19 дней назад

      "I've been lifting weights"
      "MOTHERFUCKER YOU LOOK LIKE THE WEIGHTS LIFT YOU!"

    • @BraydanGames-p3h
      @BraydanGames-p3h 17 дней назад +42

      Breaking News Gotham Gym Rebuilt again for the 26TH TIME

  • @stubrick6869
    @stubrick6869 Месяц назад +16932

    "Stop me? I haven't even done anything ye-"
    The two corpses on the pole: 💀

    • @baileyp7927
      @baileyp7927 Месяц назад +1119

      Nah they were already there when he got here

    • @MegaDrain
      @MegaDrain Месяц назад +914

      Jonkler's so far gone that that doesn't even register as a crime, it's just Tuesday.

    • @bomberfett3439
      @bomberfett3439 Месяц назад +235

      ​@@baileyp7927I mean its gotham so its probably a normal Tuesday in some parts of the city

    • @BalenVanGamer150
      @BalenVanGamer150 Месяц назад +56

      I think that was just batman laying a trap, notice they're being overlayed with a rope around a pole?

    • @stubrick6869
      @stubrick6869 Месяц назад +17

      @BalenVanHalen001 what are you waffling about?

  • @yuyuredsan4727
    @yuyuredsan4727 16 дней назад +930

    Batman: "I've been hitting the gym."
    bro you ain't hitting the gym, you're assaulting it.

  • @riverevergreene
    @riverevergreene Месяц назад +1455

    "dhonchulecognishmejoker? ishmeee... bathman..."
    "NO, YOU'RE NOT! You're no Batman, you're BatBRICK!"

    • @stormtendo
      @stormtendo 12 дней назад +25

      Bat Bale be like

    • @graysonbarnes7809
      @graysonbarnes7809 9 дней назад +3

      I can't function

    • @AlexGotta-n1w
      @AlexGotta-n1w 8 дней назад +5

      That reference in the video is chef's kiss

    • @MrIrdatlan
      @MrIrdatlan 4 дня назад +2

      BatHog, or maybe thats a FatMan

    • @Pindeckoo1
      @Pindeckoo1 2 дня назад +2

      "What in god's name happened to you?! You look like you *ate bane"*

  • @sonzillamariocraft
    @sonzillamariocraft Месяц назад +13173

    0:17
    "You're not Batman, you're Bat *B R I C K ."*

    • @cherriesberrys1491
      @cherriesberrys1491 Месяц назад +639

      Why the fuck is the B R I C K so dam funny

    • @WhispThePhantom
      @WhispThePhantom Месяц назад +202

      I smell a lampleg reference

    • @peenutsbr
      @peenutsbr Месяц назад

      fun fact: there is a public domain villain named: brick bat, a man with a bat msask that trows

    • @zcgamerandreacts2762
      @zcgamerandreacts2762 Месяц назад +157

      ​@@cherriesberrys1491 That Brick sounds so muscular.

    • @----S.
      @----S. Месяц назад +149

      This is a reference to a commedy skit about that one time Bruce cannonicaly used night wings costume while Dick was injuried.
      The skip starts with the villain waiting for the usual Night Wing Twink before being precented with Bruce, who he calls NIGHTBRICK

  • @marcogonzalez9673
    @marcogonzalez9673 Месяц назад +6615

    0:40 don't think we didn't notice the flip off

    • @Th3Prowl3r
      @Th3Prowl3r Месяц назад +135

      Soon as this popped up I checked his hands😂

    • @BoomKage
      @BoomKage Месяц назад +69

      He said 6😂

    • @thedude3065
      @thedude3065 Месяц назад +32

      eye on the other hand

    • @LMNTRON
      @LMNTRON Месяц назад +12

      Jonkler for a good reason 😂

    • @LeoBuckner
      @LeoBuckner 4 дня назад

      Lol

  • @tomasalbuquerque6458
    @tomasalbuquerque6458 Месяц назад +4054

    Breaking News:
    Gotham's crime rate drops to zero after criminals shit their pants collectively after 'bat-brick' sightings.

    • @prohappyboom
      @prohappyboom 26 дней назад +252

      Follow up news:
      Police tried to arrest the "bat-brick" but reportidly no handcuffs fit his fridge sized wrists and he simply broke chains like paper mache.

    • @ChloeLanghoff-ce8mu
      @ChloeLanghoff-ce8mu 23 дня назад +116

      More breaking news!: Bane's lost all of his venom.

    • @Erhhhh-e4p
      @Erhhhh-e4p 21 день назад +77

      Following news: Joker gave up on crime and went to work on a 24/7 job

    • @kraigshall
      @kraigshall 20 дней назад +44

      This just In! Criminals shit bricks after seeing bat brick!

    • @fenrirlylezarraga
      @fenrirlylezarraga 19 дней назад +36

      NEXT ON THE NEWS: Reporters was reported that they've shitted bricks in their pants too.

  • @SlapDashthegoblin
    @SlapDashthegoblin Месяц назад +317

    fun fact, absolute batman is a civil engineer and his batmobile is a FUCKING MINING TRUCK

  • @Kefireqs
    @Kefireqs 24 дня назад +504

    "THE VENOM IS WHAT YOU'VE BEEN HITTING"
    bro sounds both terrified and excited and ngl i'd be too

  • @lasarousi
    @lasarousi Месяц назад +10215

    This Batman uses the "not killing" as a threat.

    • @randomdeinternet3582
      @randomdeinternet3582 Месяц назад

      Yeah, he's not gonna kill you, he's gonna make you wish he just killed you

    • @epgamer1145
      @epgamer1145 Месяц назад +446

      That’s the scariest part. Batman truly is more terrifying than any villain.

    • @TurkleDude
      @TurkleDude Месяц назад +187

      @@epgamer1145 The Gotham Butcher

    • @lucianogastonbuetdelgado7670
      @lucianogastonbuetdelgado7670 Месяц назад +94

      ​@@TurkleDude Nah thats gonna be Alfred

    • @nicholas-dv1mg
      @nicholas-dv1mg Месяц назад +88

      yea, he chops entire limbs off if needed, probably not even if needed

  • @brandonbyrd1307
    @brandonbyrd1307 Месяц назад +25707

    And remember folks, this Batman is only 24

    • @Aolanimate
      @Aolanimate  Месяц назад +3930

      Bat brick

    • @sir_paniccakettv1263
      @sir_paniccakettv1263 Месяц назад +2260

      He’s really putting anime mcs to shame with his build

    • @JVtheBidoof
      @JVtheBidoof Месяц назад +578

      ​@@AolanimateBrickman

    • @johnoconnell5004
      @johnoconnell5004 Месяц назад +810

      Absolute Batman built like a Part 1-3 JoJo character.

    • @dannyboidee
      @dannyboidee Месяц назад +594

      He's only 24, supposedly supposed to weigh 250 pounds, and is a regular joe who works construction and hits the gym

  • @BigdaddyBigfoot-km9hr
    @BigdaddyBigfoot-km9hr Месяц назад +1902

    Astartes Batman is fuckin terrifying.
    YOU'RE LIKE SIX REFRIGERATORS! YOUR QUAD IS THE SIZE OF MY TORSO!

    • @nonya1366
      @nonya1366 21 день назад +41

      Astarte Arbitee, sent to police the eye of terror for **crime.**

    • @rroneuspyludoneus8162
      @rroneuspyludoneus8162 21 день назад +24

      FOR THE EMPORAH!!!

    • @Togathecat
      @Togathecat 21 день назад +36

      Night Lord Batman sounds terrifying

    • @BigdaddyBigfoot-km9hr
      @BigdaddyBigfoot-km9hr 21 день назад +38

      ​@@TogathecatI mean it's basically just what corvus corax is doing to lorgar at this point.
      Poor lorgar hiding out, his legion trying to get him to convince him to come out. telling him it's safe, corax isn't out there. And just when Lorgar is starting to feel a bit safe Corax leans in and whispers in his ear "they're right, im not out there"

    • @echothegecko2875
      @echothegecko2875 20 дней назад +7

      ​@Togathecat
      I mean, Curze is basically Batman if he decided the best deterrent for crime was to have Joker's still-screaming face stitched onto his armour. Bro wasn't a crime fighter, he was a crime killer.

  • @lucasaubin5731
    @lucasaubin5731 Месяц назад +122

    "You're up against the wall and I am the fucking wall!"
    - Batbrick, probably

    • @stormtendo
      @stormtendo 12 дней назад +6

      He would also leap through the wall, just like dozer

  • @zenniththefolf4888
    @zenniththefolf4888 Месяц назад +568

    Joker: You look like you ate Bane!
    Bane (muffled inside Batbrick): It's really dark in here... I guess darkness is your ally.

    • @Buzz.co2
      @Buzz.co2 16 дней назад +30

      Vore

    • @MartianWasp
      @MartianWasp 16 дней назад +22

      That made me think of that one time the vanoss crew played BO2 zombies and Terroriser said "It's pretty dark down here"

    • @VodkaNhoz
      @VodkaNhoz 8 дней назад

      Better then what I'm into​@Buzz.co2

  • @krntucky
    @krntucky Месяц назад +6101

    “Your quad”
    points at calf

    • @JackedandStacked
      @JackedandStacked Месяц назад +1012

      that’s because absolute batman is so jacked that he doesn’t have calves, just a second set of quads.

    • @Seoul_Soldier
      @Seoul_Soldier Месяц назад +354

      No, you're confused. That's his quad. He's build different.

    • @Brother8237
      @Brother8237 Месяц назад +179

      Nah his quads and calf’s are so thick they’ve joined into one muscle

    • @MrGrandM
      @MrGrandM Месяц назад +27

      @@JackedandStacked his point still stands

    • @raulguimaraesreis6640
      @raulguimaraesreis6640 Месяц назад +6

      @@MrGrandM ?

  • @mistermadness677
    @mistermadness677 Месяц назад +2426

    "You look like you ATE BANE" got me! 🤣

  • @bgt2848
    @bgt2848 Месяц назад +3366

    “Stop me I haven’t even done any- IS THAT AN AXE!? “

    • @baruskatgaetherneut1547
      @baruskatgaetherneut1547 Месяц назад +120

      At this moment Jonkler or Joker knew, he f***ed up.

    • @2moke2creen
      @2moke2creen Месяц назад +79

      "No, but it is an *axe* Jonkler, the Bataxe, and I'm gonna stop you with it. Because I AM..."

    • @epgamer1145
      @epgamer1145 Месяц назад +11

      @@2moke2creenslips up “Bruce Wayne”

    • @manolo_mandrill9266
      @manolo_mandrill9266 Месяц назад +23

      A BAT-tle Axe... do you get it Jonkler?

    • @antokarman2064
      @antokarman2064 Месяц назад +10

      "I thought it was a very swole bat..."

  • @Velossitee
    @Velossitee Месяц назад +111

    He's no longer vengeance...he's fuckin death

  • @MilesY-gd4gi
    @MilesY-gd4gi 29 дней назад +53

    This Batman look's like he would break Bane's back.

    • @ArkhamKnight-uj6ww
      @ArkhamKnight-uj6ww 2 дня назад +1

      With just a finger

    • @Docuzzel
      @Docuzzel День назад

      An absolute Batman they’re actually friends

    • @0hadd
      @0hadd Час назад

      he'd break bane's entire leg with his back

  • @henrygarcia39
    @henrygarcia39 Месяц назад +2787

    Absolute Batman: U don’t get it son, this isn’t a mud hole. It’s a buffet table… AND IM BOLKING. *screams while being eaten*

    • @notimportant3033
      @notimportant3033 Месяц назад +114

      Absolute DeviantArt

    • @henrygarcia39
      @henrygarcia39 Месяц назад +82

      @@notimportant3033 That was not my INTENTIONS!

    • @elcalabozodelandroide2
      @elcalabozodelandroide2 Месяц назад +32

      Gonna be honnest
      I think absolute is the real miller batman before dark knight returns.
      I can definetly see an old man get thos traps if he was swole in his youth.

    • @henrygarcia39
      @henrygarcia39 Месяц назад +15

      @@elcalabozodelandroide2 We see his origin in the first issue of TDKR, it’s just the classic comic origin. So unfortunately no, your idea was cool tho

    • @Kt4nk
      @Kt4nk Месяц назад +6

      Love the reference. In my opinion Dark Knight Returns is probably the best Batman movie ever. (I kinda bunch Part 1 and 2 together when I say this, just makes it easier)

  • @H3llra1ser
    @H3llra1ser Месяц назад +3934

    BatBrick: *exists*
    Criminals: “Woah, no way 🙅‍♂️, no thank you 🙏 😅. FUCK THAT 😊. I’m going home 🏠

    • @N2Deep00
      @N2Deep00 Месяц назад +197

      *And after Batman's first night, crime drop very low at a fast accelerated rate.*

    • @windego64
      @windego64 Месяц назад +79

      don't mind me imma grab my stuff and leave fuck this shit I'm out

    • @beng2307
      @beng2307 Месяц назад +54

      "It's too late for that, JUSTICE FOR GOTHAM 👊💥"

    • @MrAuthor3DS
      @MrAuthor3DS Месяц назад +54

      "Something wrong?"
      "...Nnnnnope."

    • @brandonbyrd1307
      @brandonbyrd1307 Месяц назад +49

      Absolute Batman comes to Gotham.
      *Crime Rate Goes down exponentially*

  • @The_Garf
    @The_Garf Месяц назад +1857

    the best part is just how fucking PERPLEXED joker is at how absolutely batmungus he is

    • @thefarlander2050
      @thefarlander2050 Месяц назад +157

      Batmungus has now been added to my personal dictionary alongside Batbrick. Thank you very much.

    • @The_Garf
      @The_Garf Месяц назад +61

      @@thefarlander2050 no its ABSOLUTELY batmungus,
      because hes absolute batman

    • @thefarlander2050
      @thefarlander2050 Месяц назад +25

      @@The_Garf Oof of course. How could I be so ABSOLUTELY foolish!

    • @theShcrunkly
      @theShcrunkly 18 дней назад +2

      Why is Man so big? Is there a lore reason, or is Jingleberry petite?

    • @thefarlander2050
      @thefarlander2050 18 дней назад +9

      @@theShcrunkly As far as I'm aware Absolute Batman is an alternate universe version of Bruce Wayne where he didn't grow up a rich kid. As a result, he had to bulk up 10x more so he can make up for less high-tech gadgets and expensive training.

  • @walteredlund7619
    @walteredlund7619 6 дней назад +9

    Batman: "I've been hit'n the gym"
    Jonkler: "You probobly killed it in one swing!!!"

  • @driddick7361
    @driddick7361 Месяц назад +25

    OG Batman: "I'll show you 4,000 year old Chinese martial arts!"
    Absolute Batman: "What is technique against ABSOLUTE STRENGTH?!"

  • @HittingBandy
    @HittingBandy Месяц назад +1280

    It's funny how Darkseid decided to make Batman poor, but also decided to make him a 7 foot tall brick house swinging an axe around. It would be funny to see this guy go up against Darkseid just throwing hands.

    • @danielvarela6259
      @danielvarela6259 Месяц назад +154

      I imagine creating a universe is not an exact science.

    • @Hellbat69
      @Hellbat69 Месяц назад +81

      Darkside respects batman

    • @JubulusPrime
      @JubulusPrime Месяц назад +128

      Normal batman isn't a brick shithouse because he learnt a billion fifferent skills and types of martial rts that he must practice and spends a lot of the time on his bat computor doing research.
      The working class batman of the absolute universe does not have the resources normal batman has so he puts a lot more focus on improving what he does have, all this focus on more specific things makes him lose the flexability and the jack-of-all trades nature of regular batmanbut he can spend all of his spare time working out, I wouldn't be suprised if there is a plot twist where he is taking drugs to increase hid muscle and weight because it is an effective way to get stronger when you don't have the resources regular batman does

    • @undercovertakodachi4301
      @undercovertakodachi4301 27 дней назад +12

      ​@@JubulusPrime a safer version of Venom?

    • @Ostr0
      @Ostr0 24 дня назад +41

      Absolute Batman with a personal Hell Bat Suit is basically Darkseid's worst nightmare

  • @Chainsaw-punk
    @Chainsaw-punk Месяц назад +2188

    I love how absolute Batman is built like an ultra marine

    • @mitasova9064
      @mitasova9064 Месяц назад +196

      absolute batman is probably just a space marine in disguise without the additional organs (and he’s shorter than one unfortunately)

    • @SaladSneky
      @SaladSneky Месяц назад +93

      @@mitasova9064 have you see his height compared to absolute wonder woman? have you seen her height compared to a normal human? that boy is big

    • @jeremiahwilliams4016
      @jeremiahwilliams4016 Месяц назад +96

      Bro's built like he ate broly

    • @mitasova9064
      @mitasova9064 Месяц назад +40

      @@SaladSneky
      i agree absolute is a big boy, he’s still shorter than a space marine though. primaris space marines (if i remember correctly) on average are 8 foot tall at minimum, and a firstborn space marine is at least 7 foot at minimum

    •  Месяц назад +18

      ​@@mitasova9064and a Custodus is 9 feet, and a Primarch 10...

  • @Thatguy-v4z
    @Thatguy-v4z Месяц назад +538

    Absolute Batman looks like he was a part of the fucking Spartan Program and was a whole ass Mark 2 Spartan

    • @biggeek2256
      @biggeek2256 Месяц назад +16

      Holy shit! He does!!!!

    • @terminotter4235
      @terminotter4235 Месяц назад +32

      He's the size of Jorge

    • @2moke2creen
      @2moke2creen Месяц назад +12

      Nah, too bulky. More like an Astartes.

    • @terminotter4235
      @terminotter4235 Месяц назад +9

      @@2moke2creen Nah, Astartes have way more muscle and are bigger.

    • @2moke2creen
      @2moke2creen Месяц назад +8

      @terminotter4235 No, I meant Batbane is too bulky to be a Spartan.
      Therefore, he's more [Primaris] Astartes size, my bad 😅

  • @nodeloliver6201
    @nodeloliver6201 12 дней назад +9

    He didn't say "stop", he said "STOMP".
    Joker is about to become a pancake.

  • @Kazerioth
    @Kazerioth Месяц назад +6

    That "Is that an axe?" comment is Jonklers "Oh fuck I need a new profession" moment.

  • @onefastrax5431
    @onefastrax5431 Месяц назад +837

    Jokers reaction to the axe was pretty much everyone's exact reaction

    • @josephdent6825
      @josephdent6825 Месяц назад +47

      He realized this Batman doesn’t play any games

    • @blairbrown4812
      @blairbrown4812 24 дня назад

      This Batman still won't kill you, but he will make it very, *very* difficult for you to reproduce ever again.

    • @blairbrown4812
      @blairbrown4812 24 дня назад

      This Batman won't kill you, but he will remove your reproductive organs.
      The *hard* way, no pun intended.

    • @Mal-sg6zc
      @Mal-sg6zc 18 часов назад

      and this batman DOESN'T kill.

  • @christopherberry3036
    @christopherberry3036 Месяц назад +12295

    Jonkler looks like he moonlights as a substitute community college math instructor.
    EDIT: Well okay! Never thought a simple comment would generate so many likes! ❤️

    • @widdlewanwon
      @widdlewanwon Месяц назад +78

      Lmao

    • @LaffyTaffy04
      @LaffyTaffy04 Месяц назад +259

      To be fair, i almost became the Joker when I first got into 7th grade math.
      Why the fuck are we bringing the alphabet into NUMBERS?

    • @TheRealSoftR
      @TheRealSoftR Месяц назад +46

      @@LaffyTaffy04you are still in 7th grade lmao

    • @thecoolestpieceofcheese-ever
      @thecoolestpieceofcheese-ever Месяц назад +111

      @@TheRealSoftRmf he said when he first got into 7th grade
      and the account is 18 years old
      that math aint mathin

    • @Ilovemariofan
      @Ilovemariofan Месяц назад +7

      I mean, given what he can do without Batman, he will probably be a very well rated one.

  • @jinpachibobochan3532
    @jinpachibobochan3532 Месяц назад +5003

    Batman after seeing Catwoman hitting the gym with Venom.

    • @Gojirassic
      @Gojirassic Месяц назад +241

      The thing that powers bane is called venom​@@okaywegood

    • @vvvkirill9604
      @vvvkirill9604 Месяц назад +92

      ​@@okaywegoodYou know, that original name of Shazam was Capitan Marvel?

    • @mrfox9090
      @mrfox9090 Месяц назад +12

      ​@@vvvkirill9604Not right now

    • @YourFriendlyHouseInvader
      @YourFriendlyHouseInvader Месяц назад

      ​@@okaywegoodbane uses a substance called venom which boosts all stats on a person to thin and boney to tall a bricked up

    • @Im_StillChill
      @Im_StillChill Месяц назад +9

      ​@@vvvkirill9604 tf does that have to do with anything?

  • @QUXSXR
    @QUXSXR Месяц назад +12

    Love 0:42 how he's just assessing him as if he's a new dinosaur discovery

  • @dapperblueberries9779
    @dapperblueberries9779 22 дня назад +6

    Joker was so flabbergasted that he nearly went sane for a minute

  • @hectorplay8199
    @hectorplay8199 Месяц назад +912

    He sounds like he's struggeling to breath.

    • @Ksu8O8
      @Ksu8O8 Месяц назад +171

      500 g of protein hit different

    • @2moke2creen
      @2moke2creen Месяц назад +35

      He needs a new mask like Bane 😆

    • @Alex_Fishman
      @Alex_Fishman Месяц назад +16

      His tits are so big that they are squishing the lungs.

    • @gangsterman5590
      @gangsterman5590 Месяц назад +17

      He’s 24 years old. I think we can put two and two together

    • @jianalexander1359
      @jianalexander1359 Месяц назад +1

      you'd think that laughing everytime someone is near wouldn't ruin your breathing 🧐

  • @jizarezpurple6374
    @jizarezpurple6374 Месяц назад +1376

    Funny thing is that this Batman still doesn't kill, so yeah you get the idea

    • @palashmeena3521
      @palashmeena3521 Месяц назад +71

      @@monkofkrayak6235 nah thats nasty

    • @josephdent6825
      @josephdent6825 Месяц назад +265

      He won’t kill you but he will definitely maim you

    • @Aolanimate
      @Aolanimate  Месяц назад +348

      He doesn't kill but he'll chop something off you

    • @josephdent6825
      @josephdent6825 Месяц назад +26

      @@Aolanimate or burn off your toes with Hydrochloric acid 😳☠️

    • @monkofkrayak6235
      @monkofkrayak6235 Месяц назад +85

      @@josephdent6825 yeah, I bet the joker won't be walking for weeks after being stretched out like that.

  • @hiiexist7417
    @hiiexist7417 Месяц назад +524

    "I havent even done anything yet!"
    The two bodies tied to the lightpole:

    • @callmev3531
      @callmev3531 Месяц назад +52

      "Those guys were already on there when I got here."

    • @epgamer1145
      @epgamer1145 Месяц назад +43

      I mean, it’s Gotham. Knowing its track record, old boy joker might not be to blame.

  • @bordergore7623
    @bordergore7623 26 дней назад +6

    the way he says "Holy shit" with the drawn out emphasis on the "SHIT" is the funniest fucking thing I've ever seen

  • @geminiguy6032
    @geminiguy6032 17 дней назад +4

    "Crime doesn't take rest days and neither do I." -Brick Man

  • @dev4159
    @dev4159 Месяц назад +227

    i love how batman just fucking materializes in the start of the video with a presence so potent it causes humming.

    • @CarpenterQuota
      @CarpenterQuota Месяц назад +10

      Omg i didn't even realize he just appears from the phantom zone because that's probably where this version of batman takes criminals to

    • @stormtendo
      @stormtendo 12 дней назад +2

      Something in da way yeah hmmmmmmmmmmmmm

  • @rickyricardo2280
    @rickyricardo2280 Месяц назад +512

    “Fck this I’m going home.”
    “The only home you’re going to is a BRICK SHITHOUSE”

  • @ALartsyt
    @ALartsyt Месяц назад +427

    The Batman who bulks

  • @KellyBeeSan
    @KellyBeeSan 18 дней назад +12

    Absolute Batman looks like he's the whole military department 😭😭😭

    • @alekjanowski9847
      @alekjanowski9847 7 дней назад

      Does anyone need an army if you have THIS on your damn side?! Screw the Hulk - let the Batbrick make the aliens shit out a brick!

  • @dravensinkewicz7535
    @dravensinkewicz7535 3 дня назад +4

    Joker: Stop me? I didn’t do anythin-
    (Bat Brick pulls out axe)
    Joker: is that an axe?!

  • @DanielRomero-p5n
    @DanielRomero-p5n Месяц назад +431

    When I heard “I’m stop you joker” I thought he said “I’m going to stomp you joker”

    •  Месяц назад +40

      I mean....

    • @emetanti
      @emetanti Месяц назад +39

      Nobody is going to pretend like he couldn´t.

    • @LunaticMoonRabbit1
      @LunaticMoonRabbit1 Месяц назад +41

      Different words, yet the same intent.

    • @callmev3531
      @callmev3531 Месяц назад +11

      "Yes."

    • @sbevil_kinevil2898
      @sbevil_kinevil2898 Месяц назад +11

      He probably did say that

  • @deltapoint2610
    @deltapoint2610 Месяц назад +355

    They call him Absolute Batman because he's an Absolute Unit.

  • @deadpoolchimichangas7111
    @deadpoolchimichangas7111 Месяц назад +448

    I think all the Bane would sh@t bricks seeing this Batman

    • @josephdent6825
      @josephdent6825 Месяц назад +104

      Absolute Bane is gonna dwarf this Batman confirmed by Scott

    • @lightningjadejavier
      @lightningjadejavier Месяц назад +63

      ​@@josephdent6825which is fugin scary! Like holy shite why tf is batman so juiced up! (No roids)

    • @bcgazero6472
      @bcgazero6472 Месяц назад +45

      ​@@josephdent6825bane's gonna be the fricking 17th colossus

    • @vn9574
      @vn9574 Месяц назад +25

      ​@@josephdent6825So Absolute Bane is going to be 5x times bigger than your usual juiced up Bane who's already almost 7 ft tall? Wow.

    • @epgamer1145
      @epgamer1145 Месяц назад +2

      This is the stature the bat bot was suppose to accomplish to fight bane.

  • @jodiewellner4408
    @jodiewellner4408 23 дня назад +10

    Common Criminal: (Walks into Room) Anybody Here
    Absolute Batman: (Axe Drawn Over Bleeding and Crying Criminal) ...(Glares At You)
    Common Criminal: .... (Closes Door )
    Common Criminal 2: (Bumps into Criminal) You See Somethin'
    Common Criminal: ...Nope (Walks Away)

  • @zackdezloff
    @zackdezloff 3 дня назад +2

    0:16 “🤨 You’re not batman,
    😠 You’re bat- B R I C K 👹”

  • @thefirstofthelastones8952
    @thefirstofthelastones8952 Месяц назад +586

    Batman: The Brawn and The Swole

  • @justinpatterson3805
    @justinpatterson3805 Месяц назад +195

    "you look like you ate bane" Is the most hilarious but at the same time accurate description of Absolute Batman's appereance.😂🤣

  • @YarvekSaiGod
    @YarvekSaiGod Месяц назад +236

    “How are you gonna stop me I didn’t do any- Is that an axe?” -Jonklers famous last words

  • @Ginfeldi
    @Ginfeldi Месяц назад +5

    "batman doesn't kill he can't use bladed weapons"
    last time i heard you don't need arms to live, but they're highly useful for commiting crimes

  • @pomax1464
    @pomax1464 18 дней назад +7

    i'm glad "bat brick" is a common phrase now

  • @gameshift2020
    @gameshift2020 Месяц назад +188

    When he says he’s been “hitting the gym” he means it literally.

    • @jamesfreeman3617
      @jamesfreeman3617 Месяц назад +22

      Nah he'd never harm his friend's killer crocs gym

    • @Vector-xl2px
      @Vector-xl2px 13 дней назад +4

      He meant the part about hitting the walls and why it collapsed yesterday

    • @zaphero5518
      @zaphero5518 10 дней назад +1

      Well, he does work in construction!

  • @----S.
    @----S. Месяц назад +234

    This is a reference to a commedy skit about that one time Bruce cannonicaly used nightwing costume while Dick was injuried.
    The skit starts with the villain waiting for the usual Night Wing Twink (he calls him that) before being precented with Bruce, who he calls NIGHTBRICK

    • @juddleho
      @juddleho 24 дня назад +10

      The creator was lampleg

  • @zombiezodiac1790
    @zombiezodiac1790 Месяц назад +237

    We need more of Batman’s rogues or allies reacting to Absolute Batman

    • @jamesfreeman3617
      @jamesfreeman3617 Месяц назад +20

      Well a good chunk of his villans are his friends still

    • @zombiezodiac1790
      @zombiezodiac1790 Месяц назад +8

      @ I know that I mean like terms of like various continuities and such

    • @huntclanhunt9697
      @huntclanhunt9697 Месяц назад +2

      Please

    • @asurasyn
      @asurasyn Месяц назад +38

      "Riddle me this, Batman: What's white and-holy hell! What the fuck happened to you?! Is this that Titan shit again or are you a Space Marine now?!"
      😂

    • @dylanbowers6292
      @dylanbowers6292 Месяц назад +8

      OMFG, imagine Cat-Woman's reaction! 🤣

  • @kaidensmith2770
    @kaidensmith2770 9 дней назад +3

    "I havent even done anything"
    *The two bodies he was standing infront of at the start*

  • @goldenguy7470
    @goldenguy7470 15 дней назад +4

    I love how the Joker here looks like an average Joe with face paint instead of a lunatic with face paint

  • @victorfrankenstein4409
    @victorfrankenstein4409 Месяц назад +148

    Bruh he's a whole ass Space Marine holy fuck-

  • @frozhq5899
    @frozhq5899 Месяц назад +106

    The Batman who LIFTS bro

    • @jeremiahwilliams4016
      @jeremiahwilliams4016 Месяц назад +9

      Bro imagine Nightwing,
      Cassandra,
      Red hood,
      Hell even Damien and tim

    • @parkerwebb3470
      @parkerwebb3470 Месяц назад +8

      ​@@jeremiahwilliams4016Damien Wayne would be baki hanma.

    • @jeremiahwilliams4016
      @jeremiahwilliams4016 Месяц назад +4

      @@parkerwebb3470 oh sweet jesus

    • @parkerwebb3470
      @parkerwebb3470 Месяц назад +2

      @jeremiahwilliams4016 and fun fact the joker in origins was voiced by troy Baker, the same dude who voiced baki hanma in the recent anime series.

    • @jeremiahwilliams4016
      @jeremiahwilliams4016 Месяц назад +1

      @parkerwebb3470 that's a w right there

  • @pizzamafioso9191
    @pizzamafioso9191 Месяц назад +167

    Considering what the real Batman does to criminals, BatBrick using an axe on you is mercy

    • @brodyratliff7441
      @brodyratliff7441 Месяц назад +36

      Oh no, this batman still doesn't kill, he's just going to pummel AND chop off an arm

    • @stormtendo
      @stormtendo 12 дней назад +1

      @brodyratliff7441”there’s a hospital on east…or maybe it’s south…can’t really remember right now…but you better hurry.”

  • @tatepatrick3095
    @tatepatrick3095 24 дня назад +4

    This feels like the same reaction where Batman dressed up as Nightwing

  • @SD-N_Uzis_BF
    @SD-N_Uzis_BF 7 дней назад +4

    “Bat brick” joker turned sane in that moment

  • @pabloosset2533
    @pabloosset2533 Месяц назад +269

    The logo is an axe's head. The ears are combat knives. The batmobile is an armored bulldozer the size of a house.
    This is the best and funniest Batman ever.

    • @romanplays1
      @romanplays1 Месяц назад +56

      bro unironically has the bat-killdozer

    • @killian9314
      @killian9314 Месяц назад +23

      A coal earth mover, wheels the size of an SUV

    • @edmardisla8492
      @edmardisla8492 Месяц назад +9

      The name of that vehicle (no Batification) is Hauling Truck.

    • @snitchpogi1277
      @snitchpogi1277 4 дня назад

      Dump Truck or Haul truck, actually.

  • @GreatGreekGaelic
    @GreatGreekGaelic Месяц назад +82

    "Your quad... is the size of my whole torso!" 😂

    • @john_meme619
      @john_meme619 Месяц назад +5

      *Touch the calf* 😂

    • @bronzeloiscapili5540
      @bronzeloiscapili5540 Месяц назад +2

      "I'm gonna stop you joker."

    • @tamsyncranmer87
      @tamsyncranmer87 12 дней назад

      ​@@bronzeloiscapili5540 "stop me i havent even done anythi- is that an axe?"

  • @steve94183
    @steve94183 Месяц назад +131

    Now I want to see how Prime Batman's enemies would react to Absolute Batman fr.

    • @jeremiahwilliams4016
      @jeremiahwilliams4016 Месяц назад +65

      Lady shiva: incredible physique.
      Scarecrow: bat- what in god's name!?
      Penguin: ...oh my god.
      Talia: be my husband?
      Bane: finally, a worthy opponent.
      Deathstroke: what the?

    • @steve94183
      @steve94183 Месяц назад +48

      ​@@jeremiahwilliams4016 Bane would definitely be excited about fighting an even stronger Batman.

    • @jeremiahwilliams4016
      @jeremiahwilliams4016 Месяц назад +38

      @@steve94183 bro's gonna have Goku's levels of excitement

    • @steve94183
      @steve94183 Месяц назад +18

      @@jeremiahwilliams4016 God, I hope they make that fight happen in canon. Apparently, they are supposed to cross over at some point in the future.

    • @jeremiahwilliams4016
      @jeremiahwilliams4016 Месяц назад +43

      @@steve94183 Bane: you know how long i've been waiting for this? hoo i'm boutta make a name for myself here

  • @PhillipBurbo
    @PhillipBurbo Месяц назад +8

    The most unrealistic thing about this Batman is that there there’s any crime in Gotham with this Batman

    • @a_mEmE
      @a_mEmE 13 дней назад +2

      That universe's version of Alfred did say he (Batman) was intensely training and studying for that specific moment (as in to intercept the Party Animals right before they assassinated any important figures)

  • @syncringe1885
    @syncringe1885 Месяц назад +6

    "I haven't even done anything."
    "And you never will."

  • @altu8590
    @altu8590 Месяц назад +74

    He's built like the average anime midddle schooler.

  • @SomeScruffian
    @SomeScruffian Месяц назад +135

    Thats not batman, thats the batwall. and _you're up against the goddamn wall_

    • @channe3049
      @channe3049 Месяц назад +14

      Amanda Waller must be sweating hard fr

    • @StarXsu90
      @StarXsu90 Месяц назад +10

      All it took was a difficulty tweak

    • @midnightexpress3604
      @midnightexpress3604 Месяц назад +4

      @@channe3049 Turns out his is in fact bigger.

    • @spy948
      @spy948 27 дней назад +1

      WE GOT A DOZER

    • @a_mEmE
      @a_mEmE 13 дней назад +2

      ​@@spy948Nah, this Batman's waaay beyond a fcking ZEAL Dozer

  • @transformersfan8923
    @transformersfan8923 Месяц назад +71

    0:47 "Haven't done anything?" There were two guys tied up and bloody in the opening shot, you're getting that beating.

  • @AAAAnomaly
    @AAAAnomaly 17 дней назад +4

    The one who always jokes around vs the one who doesn't fuck around

  • @Anything_and_Everything7
    @Anything_and_Everything7 3 дня назад +2

    Bat *BRICK* : Your up against a wall AND I AM THE FUCKING WALL!!

  • @kingbash6466
    @kingbash6466 Месяц назад +38

    Absolute Batman: I've been hitting the gym.
    Jonkler: You've been hitting the fucking venom. That's what you've been hitting.

  • @franyato5630
    @franyato5630 Месяц назад +19

    This is probably the one version of Batman where not killing you is worse than killing you.

  • @justaghostinthesea
    @justaghostinthesea Месяц назад +83

    Absolute Bane must be terrifying...

    • @LamiaLover
      @LamiaLover Месяц назад +27

      He'll be the size of a Primarch.

    • @josephdent6825
      @josephdent6825 Месяц назад +4

      Scott did confirm that Bane will be bigger than Batman

    • @undercovertakodachi4301
      @undercovertakodachi4301 27 дней назад +1

      ​@@LamiaLoverwhich one?😅
      primarchs height goes from 9feet to 15 feet.

    • @LamiaLover
      @LamiaLover 26 дней назад +1

      @@undercovertakodachi4301 vulkan

    • @undercovertakodachi4301
      @undercovertakodachi4301 26 дней назад +1

      @@LamiaLover fits bane well, He is a Muscle Wall

  • @petersaunders5808
    @petersaunders5808 Месяц назад +5

    0:05 “Start pounding, Joker.”

  • @JokerFan-hj4iv
    @JokerFan-hj4iv 22 дня назад +4

    “You look like you ate bane!” Is an amazing statement 😂

  • @Steriodsman1
    @Steriodsman1 Месяц назад +114

    Batman allowed the sass and examination to show off those unholy gains.
    Everything for the gains.

    • @Burntoutloser
      @Burntoutloser Месяц назад +10

      If I had those type of gains I would also do the same thing

  • @beanboy6911
    @beanboy6911 Месяц назад +38

    Fun fact! Absolute batman is 6'8. Without his suit. Y'know, casually able to snap people in two with his own hands.

  • @niktri8312
    @niktri8312 Месяц назад +162

    "I've been hitting the gym"
    "You've been hitting the fucking VENOM is what you've been hitting"
    Dead

    • @Feasco
      @Feasco Месяц назад +6

      *Dead*
      so's the joker right after this

    • @blue-flare7060
      @blue-flare7060 Месяц назад +3

      Don’t forget his cape is freaking bat blades.
      Bat
      Fing
      Blades

  • @TheAussieBlue
    @TheAussieBlue Месяц назад +3

    This was my first introduction to Absolute Batman.
    I was rather surprised.

  • @zaphero5518
    @zaphero5518 10 дней назад +3

    And yet Absolute Wonder Woman is easily scarier than him.
    And they keep their compassion.
    I like these folks!

  • @vex4tious
    @vex4tious Месяц назад +95

    “I AM THE DEFENDER OF THE WORKING CLASS 🗣️🔥🗣️🔥” ahh batman

    • @ziel9474
      @ziel9474 4 дня назад +4

      "KAKAROOOOT" ahh batman

    • @Pindeckoo1
      @Pindeckoo1 2 дня назад

      He *IS* the working class

  • @khaiphamba5991
    @khaiphamba5991 Месяц назад +60

    You know what, I like this absolute Batbrick. He's the kind of guy who could deal with the kind of absolute madness - the Joker.

  • @WaltuhDaWhite
    @WaltuhDaWhite Месяц назад +66

    "I haven't even done anything"
    Joker you literally tied two people to a tree at the beginning

  • @helptheengineer
    @helptheengineer 21 день назад +3

    0:17
    Joker: You're not BatMAN, you're Bat *BRICK.*

  • @TheJGSkull
    @TheJGSkull 16 дней назад +5

    The way Joker is animated getting up is the best part of this

  • @karadavalla
    @karadavalla Месяц назад +31

    Bro is built like a Space Marine

  • @kziila0244
    @kziila0244 Месяц назад +27

    Ahhh, so _that’s_ why he’s called Absolute Batman. He’s an absolute unit.

  • @leigon.
    @leigon. Месяц назад +49

    In his comics he literally cuts, stabs, brutalises and literally paralyses you, but he doesn't kill, like to stop a massive guy he cut his hand off, and to stop a group of gang members (party animals) from hurting anyone in like a pool area or something he literally turned the water into hydrochloric acid to get them out and run outside to the cops

  • @Virtual_Maid_Miyu_Full_Menu
    @Virtual_Maid_Miyu_Full_Menu 20 дней назад +3

    Absolute Batman is like twice the size of The Dark Knight Returns Batman, an absolute unit

  • @ebthenerd6191
    @ebthenerd6191 8 дней назад +2

    “How big do we want Absolute Batman to be?”
    “Yes.”

  • @jackson3475
    @jackson3475 Месяц назад +47

    Friendly reminder, he's somehow a more stable Batman, not only because he works a 9 to 5 job as an engineer while doubling as the entire construction equipment, but also because his mom still alive, only his dad died.

    • @DearestAda
      @DearestAda 13 дней назад

      I just wanna know how he would treat me in bed 😋

    • @painvillegaming4119
      @painvillegaming4119 12 дней назад +1

      I mean Bruce has a job
      And Alfred...well had Alfred
      Thanks again Tom king 🙁

  • @amsnek6162
    @amsnek6162 Месяц назад +37

    “Stomp me? I haven’t even done anything!” *is standing in front of 2 dead bodies tied to a post

    • @MartianWasp
      @MartianWasp 16 дней назад +1

      Bro is so scared he forgot everything he did

  • @TheSpinemaus
    @TheSpinemaus Месяц назад +41

    Ya know upon further reflection the Bat Symbol looking like a brick actually makes sense

  • @Bluebird-b3q
    @Bluebird-b3q 13 дней назад +3

    "You're not Batman. You're bat *B R I C K* "