@@thegrunch6448 i said stop the second time. just to see what would happen. i guessed he actually would have stopped pretending like he heard it, but it wouldn't be precisely when i said it. he didn't stop anyways. oh well
Vsauce has reached Post-Vsauce Irony. A parody of itself, all the while still painting its own ever-changing image The platonic idea of the Vsauce is no more, a new Vsauce has risen from the death of God and the ashes of the culturally oversaturating Old Vsauce
Even though the opening joke wasn't fresh material, it brought a smile to my face. If anything, the fact that you're reusing an old joke of yours (that I've never heard before, by the way), plus the implicit self-awareness, plus the intimate zoom and silly face you make only serve to enhance the impact of the opening joke. I absolutely love your video style. I love the deep analysis, I love the moments where you're intimate with your audience, I love the self-aware awkward, goofy, and weird moments that define your character. And I LOVE YOUR BEARD! You looked great before, don't get me wrong, but that is quite a luscious beard. TL;DR: You're awesome.
Not sure if this has been mentioned, but one of the coolest things you can do with this deck is cut so there is a 2 on the bottom, then deal 4 poker hands, and make sure the 4th hand goes to you, the dealer. Each player will get a straight flush A-5, 4-8, 7-J and finally a 10-A Royal flush for the dealer.
I think if you're at the point where - within certain boundaries - you can do whatever the hell you want, you really should use that as long as you don't harm anyone.
"Well, I think the best way to approach this topic is to talk about the movie... 'Gremlins' " Me, mouth open and mind blown, wiping tear: he still got it...
Michael, a serious suggestion for a video: Maybe you could cover what exactly Lambda Calculus is. Of course you dont need to explain everything about it since its a rare math that not many people know, but when i came across it, i was a little confused, but I'm interested
I've been studying computer theory here and there on my own, and after a year I feel like I have a decently strong grasp of it, but every time I try to tackle lambda calculus I just leave more confused than the last time I tried understanding it.
Michael, about to explain the difference between linear and cyclical: "I think that the best way to approach this topic is to talk about the movie, 'Gremlins.'" Me: "I don't know what I was expecting." 😐
@@ToxicMrSmith You know, we got this term here in Scandinavia known has "Janteloven" translated to English means "The Law of Jante". This whole concept of r/iamverysmart and r/iamverybadass reminds me a lot of it. It's basically the idea that nobody is supposed to appear any better then the average Joe, nor should anyone aspire to be anything better than what they are currently. It's honestly a very toxic mindset, and it ends up dragging everyone down instead of embracing eachother for our diverse set of skills and ideas.
Well yeah, he did mention that in a h3 podcast on that experience. I mean it's not that he didn't use psychedelics beforehand, but that one time he realised he's not doing it for himself, but for the viewers. Which is also something he said in this video... Coincidence?
It really seems so. I am bit confused about why DONG is not so much about interesting online sites any more and why Vsauce has only paid content but whatever, this guy is great no matter what and where he does.
@@regerhetka3185 I'd still call it pretty impressive, since, yes, it's very likely that there will be people out there thinking of the same card as Micheal, but it's pretty unlikely that it's specifically you.
Me Watching the video on my Phone: Haha it's because 7 8 9. I'm smarter than Michael??? Me After watching the first 30 seconds: Why did even bother trying to answer the question....
So ... school has learned less from Vsauce than you have? Maybe that's because school isn't subscribed to Vsauce. Edit: "Subscribed", not "surprised" ... Dammit!
I love that you are still making videos. I remember watching vsauce years ago and being so invested in everything I learned. Thanks for continuing to teach us.
imagine not being subbed to this channel and still waiting for vsauce to upload
Dakota is vsauce officially over then?
Vsauce is waiting for a big video daddy said so
I subbed just now, actually
how'd u know
Why did he switch to this? Wasn't this channel just made for cool internet stuff?
Your beard... has E L O N G A T E D
my beard is unpretty because i am the realest of the real i am the real youtuber from planet unpretty
Damn his beard thicc
Its extending into higher dimensions
E Do Online Now, Guys A T E D
His -DONG- beard has elongated
0:37 "I'm literally out of material ... or am I?" **music starts playing**
I think Michael has become self aware that he's a meme
Lol
Bruh ur everywhere..
You *just* realized this?
He has been for years now.
or at least his editor has
Or am I?
* No Vsauce music *
* Jake Chudnow has left the chat *
*plays Moon Men (Instrumental) in the background, naked, anyway*
**plays **ruclips.net/video/TN25ghkfgQA/видео.html** in the background so it syncs up**
I read this as he said it
EXACTLY
VladHPsuper Gaming
Michael's beard getting longer makes me so happy and I have no idea why
He has grown older and therefore wiser
0:32
He's slowly transforming into a wizard
the master of knowledge, Vsause
According to what he said on today's H3 Podcast, that happiness ain't gonna last much longer I'm afraid... :D
that maniacal laugh at the end
spoilers
you get tons of likes for "meh" comments on so many vids. admit it, you're botting these likes for exposure :P
cyclical*
Which one are you talking about
That happened
Did he progressively grab larger and larger decks throughout the video?
The last one was abnormally large wasn't it?
Wait what?
no he got progressively smaller throughout the video
There are only 2 deck sizes. Standard and jumbo.
MK Hey Vsauce Michael here! what if I told you.. that we are always.. shrinking?
It's weird to not hear *the music* after Michael said, "Or am I?"
Nick Clark I think it's weirder that I actually heard it
@@TheLifeLaVita ikr
Nah - its natural at this point...
ruclips.net/video/TN25ghkfgQA/видео.html
ikr😭
Michael : What comes after 7?
Me: phfft...... It's 8 obviously.
Michael : Nothing.
Me : ........
But first...what is "nothing"?
How much does nothing weight ?
Well nothing weighs, nothing ... or does it.
or does it?
If that was me he said that... I would forever be like ok so 7 is the highest number ever...
“I think the best way to approach this topic is to talk about the movie Gremlins”
Of course it is
I read this while i heard it.
“Am literally our of material...”
“Or am I?”
He should have played Vsause music
It hurt not to hear the original music
@@ashleylourenco9439 join the army get the profile picture oh yeah yeah
Oh yeah yeah
exactly
Oh yeah yeah I love that music listen to it while doing maths
Magic!
**Have 2 000 000 subs**
**Have 1 like under the comment**
**VSAUSE MUSIC PLAYS**
Hey Chris nice to see you here :) Love your Channel !
ur a magician ❤️
OwO
Hi chris ur very old subscriber here
Micheal the password for the main Vsauce channel is the last 8 digits of pi.
Found a top tier comment underneath all that other nonsense
Woooooosh
Lmfao
*_WAIT_*
_hol up_
In another life, Michael is the strange-yet-charismatic leader of a science cult.
It's not too late for that to be this life
Can I Join?
Another life? Lol get with it kid.
"Im literally out of material."
*"o r a m I?"*
your pfp makes this
React channels be like:
Michael is getting crazier by the video
He is just getting more comfortable with his personality and sense of humor. I love his subtle jabs that still don't violate YT's crazy policies.
He's getting senile. Did you see the beard?!
It was that damn sensory deprivation challenge
Its the beard
_hohohohoho_
michael is actually magic
PigCake yes so are you pig
How did I know you would be here
oops accidentally disliked your comment
liked after tho 😉
I knew you would be here
Magic mike
Friend: "What's your favorite show?'"
Me: *_M M M_*
I prefer mt
Michael: Im going to upload on Vsauce
OR AM I?
I get this is a joke but incase you didnt know, he said vsauce is for bigger things while dong is more for small things
@@sacripudding4586 hehe small dongs
I know i know just wanted to make a "Or am I?" joke
I can’t afford to watch that channel now :(
*Vsauce theme starts playing*
HOW'D YOU KNOW I DIDN'T SAY STOP.
TWICE
It's vsauce
he's always watching
Well why would you even say stop if he obviously can't here you.
@@thegrunch6448 i said stop the second time. just to see what would happen. i guessed he actually would have stopped pretending like he heard it, but it wouldn't be precisely when i said it. he didn't stop anyways. oh well
@@djcg did the same thing.. i thought that i would say stop at the exact time he stopped since that could be predicted or whatever...
Official petition for Michael Stevens to host meme review
Yeeeeeeeeees
Also I'm proud that my phone tried to correct that to yeeeeeeeeeet
I'll sign it.
1. ジェシカ
1.@@h0rcrux774
2.Meme-chan
*Nathan Collier*
V-sauce here, day 97 in the woods
Christian Gordon he was in the woods for quite awhile given his recent acceptance of his living meme status.
he isn't vsauce, we are. "hey, Vsauce, michael here.".
Vsauce has reached Post-Vsauce Irony.
A parody of itself, all the while still painting its own ever-changing image
The platonic idea of the Vsauce is no more, a new Vsauce has risen from the death of God and the ashes of the culturally oversaturating Old Vsauce
*Harvard wants to KNOW your location*
Wish the music stayed, that made so much of the show
@@memeguy8258 Or does it?
*Vsauce music plays*
@@Kezsora no
As Nieztch used to say "God [Vsauce] is dead" and as monarchists say "Long live the King [Vsauce]".
The ending is the magic equivalent of Michael Scott trying to make the no look basketball shot in the Dunder Mifflin Warehouse.
Yes.
Lol love that beginning, you can tell this is like the fifth attempt 😂
I'm still not happy he charges to see his videos on Mindfield or whatever it's called
@@greenrobot5 nobody asked
@@greenrobot5 That's RUclips charging, because they funded the videos in the first place.
jesus christ how did you get 3 top comments
@@awesomevideosonyoutube you forgot a comma and the question mark
Anyone else notice he looks a lot like that guy from Vsauce? I swear he’s gone missing or something. Weird.
-I know it’s a joke-
Duhh...
Nah, not really
Looks more like that pat mat guy from idubzz
God danmit, you guys need to not get the joke so i can get my fake internet points
Dude I'm pretty sure the Vsauce dude is dead, -I mean he hasn't uploaded in forever- wait I'm just poor
*_jobless magician want's to know your location_*
*w’a’n’t’s
But I did say stop
Twice
Being ignored feelsbadman
That's what I said in court.
oof
@@cutlery9831
#metoo
Me too thanks
Proposal for new series: Michael’s meth magic
Episode 1: hOw tO haLlUcInaTe
To Do Online Now Guys
that's just vsauce
ebi Or is it?
5:45 he fanned them out amazingly... His skills are endless!!
Even though the opening joke wasn't fresh material, it brought a smile to my face. If anything, the fact that you're reusing an old joke of yours (that I've never heard before, by the way), plus the implicit self-awareness, plus the intimate zoom and silly face you make only serve to enhance the impact of the opening joke. I absolutely love your video style. I love the deep analysis, I love the moments where you're intimate with your audience, I love the self-aware awkward, goofy, and weird moments that define your character. And I LOVE YOUR BEARD! You looked great before, don't get me wrong, but that is quite a luscious beard.
TL;DR: You're awesome.
I support this claim
The
I love how he insists in using the most hated fonts in graphic history
*_cOmIc SaNs_*
He uses helvetica because it represents the creator of their logo's handwriting
Sans and Papyrus
I think the micheals math magic was an omage to the font used in the card Magic the Gathering. I think it’s a nice touch
Can’t really argue for papyrus off the top of my head but comic sans is easier for dyslexic people to read than a lot of other fonts
I cried at 0:41 because It was different music than Vsauce's
In joy or????
😭 i only noticed now!
I, now, am the, *saddy boyyo* wa.
Not sure if this has been mentioned, but one of the coolest things you can do with this deck is cut so there is a 2 on the bottom, then deal 4 poker hands, and make sure the 4th hand goes to you, the dealer. Each player will get a straight flush A-5, 4-8, 7-J and finally a 10-A Royal flush for the dealer.
"Damn it 7, we had enough knives. What are you going to possibly use them for?" - 6 before his death
too bad six was mauled by a bear 😢
"Why would he use 3 knives to kill him, he only needed one" -The detective in charge of the case
Top 10 pictures taken seconds before disaster
6 b4 his death
Epic
michael is becoming increasingly more self-aware of his meme status with each video
im scared
Am I the only one that laughs throughout the entire video at Michael's extremely corny jokes and the hilarious editing...
You're not.
I think if you're at the point where - within certain boundaries - you can do whatever the hell you want, you really should use that as long as you don't harm anyone.
Yes but they're also extremely brainy jokes
CosmoLogic he is a God among us peasants
5:38 someone put this in a Vsauce out of context video, stopping after “Well, nothing”
my *sides*
"Well, I think the best way to approach this topic is to talk about the movie... 'Gremlins' "
Me, mouth open and mind blown, wiping tear: he still got it...
Michael, a serious suggestion for a video:
Maybe you could cover what exactly Lambda Calculus is. Of course you dont need to explain everything about it since its a rare math that not many people know, but when i came across it, i was a little confused, but I'm interested
I've been studying computer theory here and there on my own, and after a year I feel like I have a decently strong grasp of it, but every time I try to tackle lambda calculus I just leave more confused than the last time I tried understanding it.
Try learning some Haskell, it greatly helped me grasp LC. And when, why and how it's useful.
“Today on mmm!”
“A card stack is a stack of cards”
BreadBorne or is it?
Michael's eyebrows always take on a life of their own
Well, he was on the h3h3 podcast yesterday
3:02 when I somehow pass an exam
12:52 when I somehow pass an exam
@@pnku 🤣🤣 hey that work!
lmaooooo
lol
"Magic" trick... huh?
I'll surely be using this for... magic...
the gathering
Lmao put your deck in cyclic order and always just stack plays
Micheal looking so confident while namoing completely wrong cards is hilarious.
11:50 is giving me nightmares...
11:50 is my favorite part of the vid
0:32
So you had slept and have a lot of nightmares for one hour? That was quick
You slept right after writing this comment to prove the point eh?
It's the space meth kicking in
11:50 pause
4:24 "Oops, I did it again" 🎵
"Whenever you're ready, just say stop."
Ok! *Pauses video*
Ooh! Ooh! I know! Cuz 7 ate 9!
...oh. I guess not, that’s fine
Not even edited smh
cause 7 was a registered six offender?
Michael, about to explain the difference between linear and cyclical: "I think that the best way to approach this topic is to talk about the movie, 'Gremlins.'"
Me: "I don't know what I was expecting." 😐
By the end of the video, the cards got to the point where they were almost the size of his head.
11:59 *SNAP!*
That will be a fine addition to my Vsauce out of context video!
11:48 too
*_gneheheheHEHEHEHEHEHEEEE_*
This is a fine addition to my collection
Possibly 2:23 as well. That was just a random sound.
I think he lost the password to Vsauce
I guess ur tryna say that he lost his pbuttword
Simple, it's the last 12 digits of π
Or maybe he just wants to pursue D!NG while making MindField. It is up to him what he wants to do afterall.
@@trickytreyperfected1482 Or maybe it was just a joke
“Hey Vsauce, *Beard* here!”
Is Hannah also holding Michael hostage?
It explains why he doesn’t upload regular videos on his channel 🤔
Hey it’s Danny Gonzalez
Join us brother
@@dtp0119 you mean "join us, bröther"?
Red youtube is doing that. So called fake commies.
Vsauce the mathemagician
What do you think of mathematician Jain 108? :)
Because ... 7. 8. 9.
.....
Or did he?
If I had to call it out I'd say 7 is rather feminine. Don't know but it just feels like a female to me. 5 e.g. is male to me.
Anyone else as weired?
@@VanDonien In Spanish all numbers are male "el 1, el 7, el 2500" but every ordinal number is female "la primera, la quinta, la décima"
*Hey* vsauce, -howtobasic- Michael here, LETS PLAY CARDS
*eggs flying in the background
“I’m literally out of material, or am I?”
*Funky music plays because it’s the only thing that keeps Michael sane anymore*
Michael: The best way to talk about it is...
Me: MODULAR ARITHMETIC!
Michael: ...Gremlins.
Me: Oh...
r/iamverysmart
@@ToxicMrSmith lol what's ironic is I didn't like my modern algebra class. Isomorphisms confused me.
qwerty3.14 bruh I feel ya we just started polynomial rings and 😤 it hurts my head
I honestly think Renspidiographics annoy me the most.
@@ToxicMrSmith You know, we got this term here in Scandinavia known has "Janteloven" translated to English means "The Law of Jante". This whole concept of r/iamverysmart and r/iamverybadass reminds me a lot of it. It's basically the idea that nobody is supposed to appear any better then the average Joe, nor should anyone aspire to be anything better than what they are currently. It's honestly a very toxic mindset, and it ends up dragging everyone down instead of embracing eachother for our diverse set of skills and ideas.
Nothing will EVER beat the intro for Michael Stevens Living.
Could anyone point me to that video pls? It's for science
Edit: thank you my friends
@@Danunga94 Just check out the last video of this channel ;)
Cheke Boba Corporation
Second reply in case Michael’s above didn’t send you a notification. It’s the previous video on this channel
I loved how he guessed 3 of diamonds and then he thought he guessed wrong, but seemingly by pure luck, he was actually right, just one card off
Today on MMM we take a look at the SSS.
Alexandra Müller more Like kkk
Social security system
@@bruhant5232
Kataastaasan Kagalanggalangang Kaputihan
Michael's Math Magic
No it's ttt
Why is how to basic doing maths now???
I AM HOWTOBASIC!
hmmmmm
I love your name
Becauce world record egg have hugh number of likes
he's done with meth
4:28 "this order isn't just linear, it's sick-lic"
-Michael is getting more and more into Memes. Wow
2:42 order in the court amirite
come on lmfao
13:04 wasted opportunity to say "thanks FOUR watching"
There's something different in these videos after Michaels ayahuasca experience.
Well yeah, he did mention that in a h3 podcast on that experience. I mean it's not that he didn't use psychedelics beforehand, but that one time he realised he's not doing it for himself, but for the viewers. Which is also something he said in this video...
Coincidence?
Michael Stevens - AKA the mathemagician
You're such a legend Mikey
You should make a video with Michael from Vsauce.
Good idea
Yes, but on the Vsauce channel.
That dude doesn't publish anymore, unfortunately /s
@@AndreaCremoni too bad, michael was such a nice dude, we will never see him again :(
He passed away unfortunately. Rest in peace; we will never forget.
Well... that _and_ Seven was a six offendah.
oh my go
What about because seven ate nine (7 8 9)
A registered *six* offendah
why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 8 9. BUT, why did 7 eat 9? because you need 3 _squared_ meals a day
11:49
Dong is basically the new vsauce.
It really seems so. I am bit confused about why DONG is not so much about interesting online sites any more and why Vsauce has only paid content but whatever, this guy is great no matter what and where he does.
Its not the new vsauce
Vsauce had a completely different concept
Is it just me or is Michael getting funnier and funnier recently?
bigmo256 yes
1/52 times it works every time
HEY Vsauce! Micheal here. Who ARE you? And WHY are you in my bathroom?
Or ARE you?
Sir, this is a Wendy's
Mate that was hilarious
Micheal kinda looks like kratos in dad of war, or is it just me?
true
Not at all
“Dad of War” jfdgkcfgssj
Rav K. Dad of boy😉
Goon riding up north B O Y
This vid had some numberphile vibes. Sick nasty.
Pick any card Brady
As an extremely stoned person named Hanna, him yelling at Hannah to stop the cards exacerbated my paranoia incredibly lol
How are you doing Hanna
- grasshopper 2 years later
I guess statistically it’s very possible but I was thinking that it’s pretty cool that I was also thinking three of diamonds 3 for the card
Same happened to me, if you think everyone who watched guessed, it's not that impressive, but I still found it funny.
@@regerhetka3185 I'd still call it pretty impressive, since, yes, it's very likely that there will be people out there thinking of the same card as Micheal, but it's pretty unlikely that it's specifically you.
Me Watching the video on my Phone: Haha it's because 7 8 9. I'm smarter than Michael???
Me After watching the first 30 seconds: Why did even bother trying to answer the question....
@Adam Isaacs lmao me asf
Adam Isaacs sorry 😂
Adam Isaacs I guess the other 68 people took a lot more :)
How To Basic can do anything!
Michael‘s beard makes him look a lot like babish.
like the new kratos
wehoq lol so true
Wehoq same thing i was thinking
*e x p a n d b e a r d*
11:45
For all those wondering what he said, or just missed it, He said "Probability" while coughing...
More precisely, "Its Proapbhility"
I miss old vsauce videos u didnt have to pay for
i think RUclips is planning on releasing all youtube red content for free by 2020. There's an article on The Verge that goes into more detail.
The editing is becoming greater everyday.
12:50 I like how happy he was, when it worked :D
0:32 I like the zoom
I learned more from Vsauce than I've ever learned from school...
I wish Michael could replace my math teacher who doesn’t know how to teach
JMAN.cuber Julian this is so accurate and relatable it hurts
Maybe y’all don’t listen
It’s true
So ... school has learned less from Vsauce than you have? Maybe that's because school isn't subscribed to Vsauce. Edit: "Subscribed", not "surprised" ... Dammit!
you didnt learn anything
you just undertand now
i dont think you can explain mathematically the banach tarski paradox but you probably understand it
I love that you are still making videos. I remember watching vsauce years ago and being so invested in everything I learned. Thanks for continuing to teach us.
Michael's awesomeness is so overwhelming that it's going to haunt me in my dreams.
Watch it Michael, the longer the beard the greater the chance of getting L U M B A G O
What's lumbago?
@@Fingeroo it'a a PLAN
Lawrence Rhodes It’s from red dead redemption 2
Mike Carmona I tried lumbago when I went to Italy but I still prefer Mac and cheese
Micheals wife: I’m pregnant
Micheal: or are you
Oh nooo!! Why did you reveal this secret 😭😭😭
This channel is amazing! SUBSCRIBED!
how the heck did this get only 1 like
So much more can be done using the Si Stebbins stack---it really is mind-blowing.
"I'm literally out of material. Or am I..."
That's a rather cruel joke for Vsauce fans. :(
And...
*NO VSAUCE MUSIC AFTER OR AM I* 😔😭