That's why his podcast is my favorite, cause its usually just him. I actually now dislike most other podcasts that have multiple people on them. Even if its comedians I like, it always just ends up sounding like a bunch of annoying idiots talking over each other and laughing at their own jokes. Listening to one guy talk to himself for an hour is way more entertaining and gives you some insight on what they're really like.
I love how the subject of a woman unbound by her wheelchair who scuba-dives with class just abruptly turns into a pro-gun rant in case of cgi dirty half-tree woman attacks. lol
7:22 It made me laugh when Bill makes the comment about the shark getting a mouthful of metal and they cut to the clip of the woman shaking her head.. It seems more of a reaction to his comment than the scuba diving woman... lol
you are a comic god Bill. Your talent is unmatched. your comic timings, your way of making a motivational - sad story into something funny... it's a gift i haven't seen in anyone else. 😂😂😂😂 take my money bill.
"Two kids get lost in the woods and then they find this fuckin' creepy... woman..tree...dirty person. I don't know what the fuck it is." Fucking LOVE this guy.
Trent Michael ahhh I see what u did there, using big words to try and make it seem like your a high class snob who’s miles better than anyone who differs your opinion. Classic manipulation, bravo
Yeah, that shit was fucked. Creeped me out but also made me want to watch the movie. It actually looks kind of scary, which is rare for horror films these days.
your videos are great!! you should try to reach out to Bill and see if you could officially do this for him, your editing compliments what he talks about so perfectly. It really adds to the humor of what he is talking about.
Goddammit... Freckles nails it... Im also terrified by the ocean... so much that I as a California native up and left to the mountain time zone. Im not scared of the ocean... but i am informed of it. Marine... you did it again.
It’s all about her disability not impeding her lifestyle. How her disability actually gave her ability. Plus, I think she might not be able to support anything.
So glad Sue left her sunglasses on her head for her presentation. Not like she had plenty of time to prepare... she just came in from the parking lot at 2pm with not enough time to put her glasses away
Holy shit, this whole time I thought I'm watching something Burr or his production company put out, because of the editing. It's just some dude....lol...great work man, subscribed.
wow...this man just made me believe swimming is the dumbest shit ever. "yeah don't worry i brought some air." like .. im so glad i discovered this channel.
My wheelchair bound Aunt summed it up one time for me thusly: Standing, squatting, sitting....doesn't matter. What is bad is when the person is just completely preoccupied with thoughts of "OMG, I don't want to offend the lady in the wheelchair, I don't want the wherlchair lady to see me glancing at her wheelchair....do I stand next to wheelchair lady's wheelchair or squat next to wheelchair lady's wheelchair? Wheelchair lady, wheelchair, wheelchair, wheelchair....."
Bill is hilarious. He begins by talking about Sue Austin scuba diving in a wheelchair and someone how gets onto a dirty tree woman. What the hell would he be like on magic mushrooms, lol.
I would rather listen to Bill Burr's off the cuff riffing than most comics' carefully prepared material.
yup
me too
same
That's why his podcast is my favorite, cause its usually just him. I actually now dislike most other podcasts that have multiple people on them. Even if its comedians I like, it always just ends up sounding like a bunch of annoying idiots talking over each other and laughing at their own jokes. Listening to one guy talk to himself for an hour is way more entertaining and gives you some insight on what they're really like.
lol yeah no comparison with most. He's just hilarious to the core.
"Some fucking, half-a-tree individual..."
I lost it.
This LAAADDDYYYY!!!!
The Art of Austen Mengler love when he says tht LMAO
No fucking clue.
One of his best "Lay-dee!"s for sure, lol
Every time! xDDD
i laughed so hard when Bill's ADHD side-tracks him ... trying to say something nice about the Layyyyydeee and starts comparing it to a horror movie
Bill may have ADD, but not ADHD. I think most people just add the H in there without even thinking about it.
I love how the subject of a woman unbound by her wheelchair who scuba-dives with class just abruptly turns into a pro-gun rant in case of cgi dirty half-tree woman attacks. lol
SPOILERS AAAH!
ikr, that's Billy Boy for ya.
Also the dirty tree woman is a ghost so the gun would be useless lol
I read this before watching the video and it’s the best clickbait description I’ve ever read.
Yeah. Think about it.
"All these cunts scattering about"
I'm dead.
I swear these edits make bills podcast 10000000% better
I carry a Glock 26 precisely because of my fear of tree-witches
Joe Cannabyte same reason for my 1911.
"Tree lady dirty person" I'm dying...
piggy201 half tree half human dirty individual
That was the must fucking random tangent of all time 🤣🤣🤣
@@vhscopyofseinfeld still funny as fuck tho
god damn allen you did it again great edit on this
he's a fucking god with editing!
This made me laugh so much. Especially the image of the shark covering its mouth😂😂
“But don’t worry, I brought some air!” Lmfaooo
🤣
7:22 It made me laugh when Bill makes the comment about the shark getting a mouthful of metal and they cut to the clip of the woman shaking her head.. It seems more of a reaction to his comment than the scuba diving woman... lol
Lmfao superb editing
you are a comic god Bill. Your talent is unmatched. your comic timings, your way of making a motivational - sad story into something funny... it's a gift i haven't seen in anyone else. 😂😂😂😂 take my money bill.
Don't worry, I brought some air
Editing on the level of Bill's ability to go off topic! You're the best
"Don't worry! I brought some air." I love Bill Burr
"Two kids get lost in the woods and then they find this fuckin' creepy... woman..tree...dirty person. I don't know what the fuck it is."
Fucking LOVE this guy.
butter knife + English muffin = lmao
lmfao
definetly getting a gun now
Bill I'm so glad you picked up some English dialogue on your visit to the UK,well done chap.
3:43 This, ladies and gentlemen, is what a crowd of talkers looks like. These are not people of action. These are people who talk about action.
Bill Burr is a national treasure
5:50
"Semiotic assault rifle"
Misspoken by Bill or does he have secret info on new metaphysical weaponry?
he just put automatic and autistic together
This channel is the bacon of RUclips.
bacon rules..
Not good for your body but good for your soul
It’s bad for you but it’s so good
@Trent Michael Then why are you here, dweeb?
Trent Michael ahhh I see what u did there, using big words to try and make it seem like your a high class snob who’s miles better than anyone who differs your opinion. Classic manipulation, bravo
Wheelchair Shark Attack Survival Techniques and NRA-vs-a ghost! Classic Bill Burr.
thanks for uploading all these bill burr podcast bits dude your edits are awesome, makes his commentary even better
I love Bill's use of like 60's colloquialisms like "broad" or "egghead". I love it, it's awesome.
goddamn did you have to add the mama scenes? i am alone in a 3 story house and its 2 AM
7 days
Yeah, that shit was fucked. Creeped me out but also made me want to watch the movie. It actually looks kind of scary, which is rare for horror films these days.
I hope you have more than a butter knife and an english muffin on hand.
mind if I move in?
the movie was honestly pretty crappy :/ just an fyi
I love that you bring the ginger to life.. he's my favorite comedian
"Don't worry, I'll bring some air." Hilarious.
Great editing bro. I love 7:34 when the woman seems to disapprove Bill's laugh.
Lol "I shouldn't say I'm terrified; I'm informed of the ocean"
1:26 "All these cunts scattering about" this just about finished me
''All these cunts scattering about'' -Bill Burr 2016
Omg that shit was too funny!!
your videos are great!! you should try to reach out to Bill and see if you could officially do this for him, your editing compliments what he talks about so perfectly. It really adds to the humor of what he is talking about.
dude your awesome for doing this. keep up the the good work
Goddammit... Freckles nails it... Im also terrified by the ocean... so much that I as a California native up and left to the mountain time zone. Im not scared of the ocean... but i am informed of it.
Marine... you did it again.
I’m not terrified, I’m informed.
LAY-DEEEEEEEEEEE
Every. Time.
Editing is mad, keep it up man!
Thanks
"don't worry, i brought some air" Gold
Thank you for making these!
7:45 the shark freaking out, nobody draws a picture with words better than Bill lol
this is the best channel ever
you do some great editing. youre the only reason i watch his podcast
I have been watching all your videos lol so cool awesome work
Thanks for the uploads and the work you put into this!
Yesssss! A video over 8 minutes!
bill is something else. excellent work per the usual my friend. those subs steadily rising and rightfully so.
Thanks, Darick! I know, I think that RUclips snowball effect is happening to my channel :)
Excellent!!! Keep 'em coming.
This channel is brilliant
Yeah man this is great work Allenpalin
Thanks, Adam!
@allenpalin your edits are fantastic! They capture how Bill pictures stories he tells in his head.
Shouldn't it be alot easier and better for movement if she had lost the chair and had some kinda fins on her body instead?
l know! I didn't understand that either. I guess she wanted to feel free whilst in the wheelchair?
It’s all about her disability not impeding her lifestyle. How her disability actually gave her ability. Plus, I think she might not be able to support anything.
It's all about bullshitting others into getting their attention. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
one person mini submarine
I have a friend with spina-bifida who scuba dives. He does indeed go without a chair. No I don't have a clue why she did it this way.
Bro your vids are F awesome man! Keep up the good shit!
So glad Sue left her sunglasses on her head for her presentation. Not like she had plenty of time to prepare... she just came in from the parking lot at 2pm with not enough time to put her glasses away
1:19 Looks like one dude's girlfriend made plans for his saturday...
Sure does.
that poor bastard...lol
the chicks sitting around her definitely dont share her enthusiasm.
Holy shit, this whole time I thought I'm watching something Burr or his production company put out, because of the editing. It's just some dude....lol...great work man, subscribed.
"shark.....with mouthful of metals".......hahahaha. Bill is awesome.
wow...this man just made me believe swimming is the dumbest shit ever. "yeah don't worry i brought some air." like .. im so glad i discovered this channel.
Bringing a big metal wheel chair with you into delicate reefs is a good way to break something and get banned from a country.
Oh god that fucking self defence thing with an AR kills me. Best way to explain it. 😂😂
Billy’s impression of an English accent fucking kills me 😂
I love you man! Subscribed!
So Bill Burr lets it slip that deep down he is a sensitive and decent fellow!
“Beautiful and creepy, all at the same time...” lmfao! Thanks Bill 😎
"If a half tree half women crawls through the fucking window, aren't you gonna want a semi automatic rifle " lmfao
I wouldn't say I'm terrified of the ocean, i'm informed about the ocean
I never get tired of the way he says "Ladies!"
"You're sitting there with a bread knife and an english muffin, and this fuckin' thing comes through the goddamn window."
7:56 age didn't do Velma any justice.
Jinkies!
I'm British and I was more offended by *her* accent rather than Bill's.
All these cunts scattering about
Blimey
I have never laughed so hard in my life.
You the man. Good shit again!
"Don't worry, I brought some air."
I got a little spooked at the mama part tbh fam
Best small sub on RUclips right now.
Thanks, Jack!!
lol i totally messaged you about this clip, excellent work as usual.
I wanted to throw your comment in the video for a shout out but it was already edited...I threw the shout out in the description, though... :)
oh dude thanks i'm just happy that you made a vid for it!!! Keep up the good work, you are a genius with editing!
Fo sho!
I shit my pants at the tree woman part where she super rushed that girl, lmao, 😂😂😂
Oh jeezus that movie looks insane.
Eehhh.. It's okay
The short film its based on is scary af tho
I didn’t know where that meme came from and also god blessed us with Bill Burr
Brilliant work...
Lol...Bill's tangents couldn't be more legendary than they are here.
"Had the balls...the ovaries if you will, to scuba dive! lmao
This is incredible.
"Bread knife and an English muffin" LMFAO!
Great job mate.
Thanks!
brilliant once again
Bill burr is f*ing amazing.
dude, your amazing with the video overs
Lmaoooooo A bread knife and an English muffin that was some funny shit
I cried laughing when he brought up the 🦈
That gun in the wheelchair had me cracking up already. Oh Jaysus.
The Dude in right hand corner at 3:20 is my mood everyday
i laugh every time he says lady. its incredible
My wheelchair bound Aunt summed it up one time for me thusly:
Standing, squatting, sitting....doesn't matter. What is bad is when the person is just completely preoccupied with thoughts of "OMG, I don't want to offend the lady in the wheelchair, I don't want the wherlchair lady to see me glancing at her wheelchair....do I stand next to wheelchair lady's wheelchair or squat next to wheelchair lady's wheelchair? Wheelchair lady, wheelchair, wheelchair, wheelchair....."
JESUS! i jumped off my chair screaming in terror at 4:30 ! DAMN
keep up the great work subbed
Awesome!! Thanks, man!
Bill is hilarious. He begins by talking about Sue Austin scuba diving in a wheelchair and someone how gets onto a dirty tree woman. What the hell would he be like on magic mushrooms, lol.
I died every time he said " LAAAAADY" away from mic