Bill Burr - Sue Austin [TED.com]

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  • @MakerInMotion
    @MakerInMotion 8 лет назад +1177

    I would rather listen to Bill Burr's off the cuff riffing than most comics' carefully prepared material.

    • @akawilly
      @akawilly 8 лет назад +2

      yup

    • @senseisprotege3632
      @senseisprotege3632 8 лет назад +1

      me too

    • @larendaren
      @larendaren 8 лет назад

      same

    • @brettbewley5798
      @brettbewley5798 8 лет назад +20

      That's why his podcast is my favorite, cause its usually just him. I actually now dislike most other podcasts that have multiple people on them. Even if its comedians I like, it always just ends up sounding like a bunch of annoying idiots talking over each other and laughing at their own jokes. Listening to one guy talk to himself for an hour is way more entertaining and gives you some insight on what they're really like.

    • @Wowreally42
      @Wowreally42 8 лет назад +9

      lol yeah no comparison with most. He's just hilarious to the core.

  • @Herintruththelies
    @Herintruththelies 8 лет назад +216

    "Some fucking, half-a-tree individual..."
    I lost it.

  • @TheArtofAustenMengler
    @TheArtofAustenMengler 8 лет назад +406

    This LAAADDDYYYY!!!!

  • @Wedge4Life
    @Wedge4Life 8 лет назад +230

    i laughed so hard when Bill's ADHD side-tracks him ... trying to say something nice about the Layyyyydeee and starts comparing it to a horror movie

    • @ashchaya7676
      @ashchaya7676 5 лет назад +6

      Bill may have ADD, but not ADHD. I think most people just add the H in there without even thinking about it.

  • @WalterLiddy
    @WalterLiddy 8 лет назад +559

    I love how the subject of a woman unbound by her wheelchair who scuba-dives with class just abruptly turns into a pro-gun rant in case of cgi dirty half-tree woman attacks. lol

    • @FirstLast-cf4mi
      @FirstLast-cf4mi 5 лет назад +3

      SPOILERS AAAH!

    • @user-ec2kd8sz3t
      @user-ec2kd8sz3t 5 лет назад +3

      ikr, that's Billy Boy for ya.

    • @Drizzlybear1
      @Drizzlybear1 5 лет назад +5

      Also the dirty tree woman is a ghost so the gun would be useless lol

    • @HannahViera
      @HannahViera 5 лет назад

      I read this before watching the video and it’s the best clickbait description I’ve ever read.

    • @pstark4
      @pstark4 3 года назад

      Yeah. Think about it.

  • @SwaggyMcSwagSwag1
    @SwaggyMcSwagSwag1 8 лет назад +11

    "All these cunts scattering about"
    I'm dead.

  • @CHIEFS_DYNASTY_
    @CHIEFS_DYNASTY_ 8 лет назад +95

    I swear these edits make bills podcast 10000000% better

  • @TheBoxingCannabyte
    @TheBoxingCannabyte 8 лет назад +130

    I carry a Glock 26 precisely because of my fear of tree-witches

    • @ElkinsEric
      @ElkinsEric 5 лет назад +1

      Joe Cannabyte same reason for my 1911.

  • @piggy201
    @piggy201 8 лет назад +207

    "Tree lady dirty person" I'm dying...

    • @ihatewhatisaw
      @ihatewhatisaw 6 лет назад +3

      piggy201 half tree half human dirty individual

    • @vhscopyofseinfeld
      @vhscopyofseinfeld 6 лет назад

      That was the must fucking random tangent of all time 🤣🤣🤣

    • @medicinewest
      @medicinewest 6 лет назад

      @@vhscopyofseinfeld still funny as fuck tho

  • @ipellly
    @ipellly 8 лет назад +150

    god damn allen you did it again great edit on this

    • @lucidstargirl
      @lucidstargirl 8 лет назад +15

      he's a fucking god with editing!

  • @beethovenalexander
    @beethovenalexander 7 лет назад +7

    This made me laugh so much. Especially the image of the shark covering its mouth😂😂

  • @michaelwatkins9479
    @michaelwatkins9479 3 года назад +3

    “But don’t worry, I brought some air!” Lmfaooo

  • @henmich
    @henmich 5 лет назад +11

    7:22 It made me laugh when Bill makes the comment about the shark getting a mouthful of metal and they cut to the clip of the woman shaking her head.. It seems more of a reaction to his comment than the scuba diving woman... lol

  • @gaurav007soni
    @gaurav007soni 6 лет назад +4

    you are a comic god Bill. Your talent is unmatched. your comic timings, your way of making a motivational - sad story into something funny... it's a gift i haven't seen in anyone else. 😂😂😂😂 take my money bill.

  • @mychaleg
    @mychaleg 8 лет назад +104

    Don't worry, I brought some air

  • @rocknrolla53
    @rocknrolla53 8 лет назад +6

    Editing on the level of Bill's ability to go off topic! You're the best

  • @boennekisnmakka7855
    @boennekisnmakka7855 6 лет назад +5

    "Don't worry! I brought some air." I love Bill Burr

  • @RandomDealer
    @RandomDealer 8 лет назад +21

    "Two kids get lost in the woods and then they find this fuckin' creepy... woman..tree...dirty person. I don't know what the fuck it is."
    Fucking LOVE this guy.

  • @hen5799
    @hen5799 8 лет назад +97

    butter knife + English muffin = lmao

    • @6ch6ris6
      @6ch6ris6 6 лет назад +3

      lmfao
      definetly getting a gun now

  • @raychambers3646
    @raychambers3646 5 лет назад +2

    Bill I'm so glad you picked up some English dialogue on your visit to the UK,well done chap.

  • @leqesai
    @leqesai 3 года назад +6

    3:43 This, ladies and gentlemen, is what a crowd of talkers looks like. These are not people of action. These are people who talk about action.

  • @mitchellcarlson1371
    @mitchellcarlson1371 5 лет назад +4

    Bill Burr is a national treasure

  • @LSDOvideos
    @LSDOvideos 5 лет назад +20

    5:50
    "Semiotic assault rifle"
    Misspoken by Bill or does he have secret info on new metaphysical weaponry?

    • @kosmaslemo
      @kosmaslemo 4 года назад +2

      he just put automatic and autistic together

  • @BestBassTabs
    @BestBassTabs 8 лет назад +189

    This channel is the bacon of RUclips.

    • @letsbehonest4221
      @letsbehonest4221 8 лет назад +5

      bacon rules..

    • @GARCIAJ1994
      @GARCIAJ1994 5 лет назад +4

      Not good for your body but good for your soul

    • @coolguy2418
      @coolguy2418 5 лет назад

      It’s bad for you but it’s so good

    • @niandraladie2953
      @niandraladie2953 5 лет назад +3

      @Trent Michael Then why are you here, dweeb?

    • @SamUHells
      @SamUHells 5 лет назад +2

      Trent Michael ahhh I see what u did there, using big words to try and make it seem like your a high class snob who’s miles better than anyone who differs your opinion. Classic manipulation, bravo

  • @senseisprotege3632
    @senseisprotege3632 8 лет назад +21

    Wheelchair Shark Attack Survival Techniques and NRA-vs-a ghost! Classic Bill Burr.

  • @Ryan-ug9jm
    @Ryan-ug9jm 8 лет назад +6

    thanks for uploading all these bill burr podcast bits dude your edits are awesome, makes his commentary even better

  • @princeofkrypton213
    @princeofkrypton213 6 лет назад +3

    I love Bill's use of like 60's colloquialisms like "broad" or "egghead". I love it, it's awesome.

  • @kuruptkalhoon6033
    @kuruptkalhoon6033 8 лет назад +503

    goddamn did you have to add the mama scenes? i am alone in a 3 story house and its 2 AM

    • @shaolintiger88
      @shaolintiger88 8 лет назад +35

      7 days

    • @ancienttribes5310
      @ancienttribes5310 8 лет назад +49

      Yeah, that shit was fucked. Creeped me out but also made me want to watch the movie. It actually looks kind of scary, which is rare for horror films these days.

    • @Tarkus2040
      @Tarkus2040 8 лет назад +24

      I hope you have more than a butter knife and an english muffin on hand.

    • @TheWayIRage
      @TheWayIRage 8 лет назад +5

      mind if I move in?

    • @SomethingSeemsOff
      @SomethingSeemsOff 8 лет назад +3

      the movie was honestly pretty crappy :/ just an fyi

  • @thesvsam
    @thesvsam 8 лет назад +2

    I love that you bring the ginger to life.. he's my favorite comedian

  • @eraldylli
    @eraldylli 8 лет назад +4

    "Don't worry, I'll bring some air." Hilarious.

  • @rul9651
    @rul9651 8 лет назад

    Great editing bro. I love 7:34 when the woman seems to disapprove Bill's laugh.

  • @amitchell2009
    @amitchell2009 8 лет назад +2

    Lol "I shouldn't say I'm terrified; I'm informed of the ocean"

  • @1nTh341rT0n1ght
    @1nTh341rT0n1ght 5 лет назад

    1:26 "All these cunts scattering about" this just about finished me

  • @NikolajKipsen
    @NikolajKipsen 8 лет назад +4

    ''All these cunts scattering about'' -Bill Burr 2016
    Omg that shit was too funny!!

  • @xixGoBL1Nxix
    @xixGoBL1Nxix 8 лет назад +3

    your videos are great!! you should try to reach out to Bill and see if you could officially do this for him, your editing compliments what he talks about so perfectly. It really adds to the humor of what he is talking about.

  • @davidgodoy9676
    @davidgodoy9676 8 лет назад +3

    dude your awesome for doing this. keep up the the good work

  • @ralpharreola3413
    @ralpharreola3413 8 лет назад +1

    Goddammit... Freckles nails it... Im also terrified by the ocean... so much that I as a California native up and left to the mountain time zone. Im not scared of the ocean... but i am informed of it.
    Marine... you did it again.

  • @Sadd2Me
    @Sadd2Me 7 лет назад +18

    I’m not terrified, I’m informed.

  • @alexj5298
    @alexj5298 8 лет назад +81

    LAY-DEEEEEEEEEEE

  • @Hotterman10
    @Hotterman10 8 лет назад +1

    Editing is mad, keep it up man!
    Thanks

  • @phamtastic0
    @phamtastic0 7 лет назад +26

    "don't worry, i brought some air" Gold

  • @colasrtney
    @colasrtney 8 лет назад

    Thank you for making these!

  • @RedBaron44
    @RedBaron44 5 лет назад

    7:45 the shark freaking out, nobody draws a picture with words better than Bill lol

  • @JamaaLS
    @JamaaLS 8 лет назад +5

    this is the best channel ever

  • @heartlessbowser8056
    @heartlessbowser8056 6 лет назад

    you do some great editing. youre the only reason i watch his podcast

  • @pizonoitaliano4448
    @pizonoitaliano4448 7 лет назад

    I have been watching all your videos lol so cool awesome work

  • @ryanisK1NG
    @ryanisK1NG 8 лет назад

    Thanks for the uploads and the work you put into this!

  • @GrantPatN
    @GrantPatN 8 лет назад

    Yesssss! A video over 8 minutes!

  • @brendencornelious147
    @brendencornelious147 8 лет назад

    bill is something else. excellent work per the usual my friend. those subs steadily rising and rightfully so.

    • @allenpalin
      @allenpalin  8 лет назад

      Thanks, Darick! I know, I think that RUclips snowball effect is happening to my channel :)

  • @cartersmith1220
    @cartersmith1220 8 лет назад

    Excellent!!! Keep 'em coming.

  • @mike67able
    @mike67able 5 лет назад

    This channel is brilliant

  • @Akenne899
    @Akenne899 8 лет назад +6

    Yeah man this is great work Allenpalin

  • @russBwright
    @russBwright 5 лет назад

    @allenpalin your edits are fantastic! They capture how Bill pictures stories he tells in his head.

  • @Monscent
    @Monscent 8 лет назад +40

    Shouldn't it be alot easier and better for movement if she had lost the chair and had some kinda fins on her body instead?

    • @zoelynch9403
      @zoelynch9403 8 лет назад +12

      l know! I didn't understand that either. I guess she wanted to feel free whilst in the wheelchair?

    • @UrMomsChauffer
      @UrMomsChauffer 6 лет назад +1

      It’s all about her disability not impeding her lifestyle. How her disability actually gave her ability. Plus, I think she might not be able to support anything.

    • @bearifiablepau2095
      @bearifiablepau2095 5 лет назад +9

      It's all about bullshitting others into getting their attention. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @JohnSmith-kz8yo
      @JohnSmith-kz8yo 5 лет назад

      one person mini submarine

    • @lhaviland8602
      @lhaviland8602 5 лет назад

      I have a friend with spina-bifida who scuba dives. He does indeed go without a chair. No I don't have a clue why she did it this way.

  • @marzoralez1466
    @marzoralez1466 6 лет назад

    Bro your vids are F awesome man! Keep up the good shit!

  • @channel.3.
    @channel.3. 4 года назад +1

    So glad Sue left her sunglasses on her head for her presentation. Not like she had plenty of time to prepare... she just came in from the parking lot at 2pm with not enough time to put her glasses away

  • @jonq8714
    @jonq8714 8 лет назад +46

    1:19 Looks like one dude's girlfriend made plans for his saturday...

    • @steve9341
      @steve9341 8 лет назад +2

      Sure does.

    • @letsbehonest4221
      @letsbehonest4221 8 лет назад +8

      that poor bastard...lol

    • @chrisg7731
      @chrisg7731 5 лет назад +1

      the chicks sitting around her definitely dont share her enthusiasm.

  • @cynicaltimber3455
    @cynicaltimber3455 8 лет назад

    Holy shit, this whole time I thought I'm watching something Burr or his production company put out, because of the editing. It's just some dude....lol...great work man, subscribed.

  • @wosborne5535
    @wosborne5535 5 лет назад

    "shark.....with mouthful of metals".......hahahaha. Bill is awesome.

  • @shj.8798
    @shj.8798 8 лет назад +1

    wow...this man just made me believe swimming is the dumbest shit ever. "yeah don't worry i brought some air." like .. im so glad i discovered this channel.

  • @wolffang489
    @wolffang489 6 лет назад +23

    Bringing a big metal wheel chair with you into delicate reefs is a good way to break something and get banned from a country.

  • @heyyeyaaeyaaaeyaeyaa3292
    @heyyeyaaeyaaaeyaeyaa3292 5 лет назад

    Oh god that fucking self defence thing with an AR kills me. Best way to explain it. 😂😂

  • @b.f.skinner4383
    @b.f.skinner4383 2 года назад +1

    Billy’s impression of an English accent fucking kills me 😂

  • @vicadamebbborla6127
    @vicadamebbborla6127 6 лет назад

    I love you man! Subscribed!

  • @MrRugbylane
    @MrRugbylane 6 лет назад +1

    So Bill Burr lets it slip that deep down he is a sensitive and decent fellow!

  • @medicinalbassmusic
    @medicinalbassmusic 6 лет назад

    “Beautiful and creepy, all at the same time...” lmfao! Thanks Bill 😎

  • @Soccermat99
    @Soccermat99 8 лет назад

    "If a half tree half women crawls through the fucking window, aren't you gonna want a semi automatic rifle " lmfao

  • @justme-hh4vp
    @justme-hh4vp 3 года назад +1

    I wouldn't say I'm terrified of the ocean, i'm informed about the ocean

  • @GeneralG1810
    @GeneralG1810 5 лет назад +1

    I never get tired of the way he says "Ladies!"

  • @TheBoards1991
    @TheBoards1991 8 лет назад +1

    "You're sitting there with a bread knife and an english muffin, and this fuckin' thing comes through the goddamn window."

  • @GAZAMAN93X
    @GAZAMAN93X 7 лет назад +14

    7:56 age didn't do Velma any justice.

  • @ziggyfreecloud3346
    @ziggyfreecloud3346 7 лет назад +80

    I'm British and I was more offended by *her* accent rather than Bill's.

  • @garyschermer5463
    @garyschermer5463 6 лет назад +1

    I have never laughed so hard in my life.

  • @Mitch189022
    @Mitch189022 8 лет назад

    You the man. Good shit again!

  • @_fameONE
    @_fameONE 8 лет назад +6

    "Don't worry, I brought some air."

  • @waltefg5867
    @waltefg5867 8 лет назад +49

    I got a little spooked at the mama part tbh fam

  • @chamomilechampion3716
    @chamomilechampion3716 8 лет назад

    Best small sub on RUclips right now.

  • @lucidstargirl
    @lucidstargirl 8 лет назад +1

    lol i totally messaged you about this clip, excellent work as usual.

    • @allenpalin
      @allenpalin  8 лет назад +1

      I wanted to throw your comment in the video for a shout out but it was already edited...I threw the shout out in the description, though... :)

    • @lucidstargirl
      @lucidstargirl 8 лет назад

      oh dude thanks i'm just happy that you made a vid for it!!! Keep up the good work, you are a genius with editing!

    • @allenpalin
      @allenpalin  8 лет назад +1

      Fo sho!

  • @copycatninjitsu
    @copycatninjitsu 8 лет назад

    I shit my pants at the tree woman part where she super rushed that girl, lmao, 😂😂😂

  • @SamBassComedy
    @SamBassComedy 8 лет назад +9

    Oh jeezus that movie looks insane.

  • @chrissy9153
    @chrissy9153 2 года назад +1

    I didn’t know where that meme came from and also god blessed us with Bill Burr

  • @nick5142
    @nick5142 8 лет назад

    Brilliant work...

  • @bernlin2000
    @bernlin2000 5 лет назад

    Lol...Bill's tangents couldn't be more legendary than they are here.

  • @senseisprotege3632
    @senseisprotege3632 8 лет назад +2

    "Had the balls...the ovaries if you will, to scuba dive! lmao

  • @dylankane9709
    @dylankane9709 6 лет назад

    This is incredible.

  • @donzaloog1400
    @donzaloog1400 8 лет назад

    "Bread knife and an English muffin" LMFAO!

  • @sonortubelug3853
    @sonortubelug3853 8 лет назад +1

    Great job mate.

  • @elantrocide
    @elantrocide 8 лет назад

    brilliant once again

  • @RobertBaindourov
    @RobertBaindourov 8 лет назад

    Bill burr is f*ing amazing.

  • @billdollarmovie140
    @billdollarmovie140 8 лет назад

    dude, your amazing with the video overs

  • @jffry24
    @jffry24 5 лет назад +1

    Lmaoooooo A bread knife and an English muffin that was some funny shit

  • @cameronwinnick2307
    @cameronwinnick2307 4 года назад +1

    I cried laughing when he brought up the 🦈

  • @redscarecomixx8488
    @redscarecomixx8488 6 лет назад

    That gun in the wheelchair had me cracking up already. Oh Jaysus.

  • @learning6267
    @learning6267 5 лет назад +1

    The Dude in right hand corner at 3:20 is my mood everyday

  • @AlexA-zk6lg
    @AlexA-zk6lg 8 лет назад

    i laugh every time he says lady. its incredible

  • @pullt
    @pullt 4 года назад +1

    My wheelchair bound Aunt summed it up one time for me thusly:
    Standing, squatting, sitting....doesn't matter. What is bad is when the person is just completely preoccupied with thoughts of "OMG, I don't want to offend the lady in the wheelchair, I don't want the wherlchair lady to see me glancing at her wheelchair....do I stand next to wheelchair lady's wheelchair or squat next to wheelchair lady's wheelchair? Wheelchair lady, wheelchair, wheelchair, wheelchair....."

  • @Fremztah
    @Fremztah 6 лет назад +1

    JESUS! i jumped off my chair screaming in terror at 4:30 ! DAMN

  • @thisgame2
    @thisgame2 8 лет назад

    keep up the great work subbed

  • @LususSaule
    @LususSaule 5 лет назад +1

    Bill is hilarious. He begins by talking about Sue Austin scuba diving in a wheelchair and someone how gets onto a dirty tree woman. What the hell would he be like on magic mushrooms, lol.

  • @swaggpentertainment530
    @swaggpentertainment530 6 лет назад

    I died every time he said " LAAAAADY" away from mic