Announcement from airplane pilot after LOUD bang and bright flash

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  • Опубликовано: 28 авг 2024
  • This was the very good news from our pilot after a VERY loud bang and a bright flash of light occurred shortly after take off from the airport in San Juan, Puerto Rico.
    I thought we had surely suffered some major mechanical failure and would have to turn around for an immediate emergency landing. Immediately after the flash and bang, I pointed my video camera out the window to capture whatever happened next.
    There was about 60 seconds for us all to worry about the worst case scenario before our pilot came on the public address system and made this announcement about what had happened.

Комментарии • 7 тыс.

  • @oldauntzibby4395
    @oldauntzibby4395 2 года назад +5155

    "Static discharge from clouds" also known as lightning?

    • @JimZim
      @JimZim  2 года назад +2262

      Actually, no. If you walk across the carpet with socks on and get a shock when you touch something, were you struck by lightning? No. This is what happened to the plane. It created a static charge as it climbed through cirrus clouds. That static charge was discharged to the air. That's not lightning. Lightning is formed within clouds and would happen whether or not a plane came by. This particular static discharge happened only because the plane came by and created it. Which is why the pilot said what he said, rather than simply saying "folks, we just got hit by lightning, but we're fine".

    • @sundeepborade6770
      @sundeepborade6770 2 года назад +22

      🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

    • @airborne.visuals
      @airborne.visuals 2 года назад +6

      😂 😂

    • @brucesmith1544
      @brucesmith1544 2 года назад +180

      @@JimZim
      Lightning is essentially a giant static electricity shock

    • @mattweeeee
      @mattweeeee 2 года назад +155

      @@brucesmith1544 👆truth. Everytime I land my plane on a carpet runway, it always builds up static lightning🤡

  • @jamescrud
    @jamescrud 3 года назад +12432

    "This is your pilot speaking. Did you guys see and hear that shit? Scared the crap outta me."

  • @AdmiralAsma
    @AdmiralAsma 6 лет назад +8402

    “This is your captain speaking. I thought we told you people to turn your phones on airplane mode”

  • @soonermagic24
    @soonermagic24 3 года назад +229

    He should’ve said “who took their phone off airplane mode?”

    • @carcaridon
      @carcaridon 3 года назад

      Hahahahaha

    • @kylehenline3245
      @kylehenline3245 3 года назад +1

      God DAMMIT STEVE! Once again your stupidity has killed us all.

    • @peterdemkiw3280
      @peterdemkiw3280 2 года назад

      Camera still works on airplane mode.

  • @electricdreamer
    @electricdreamer 11 месяцев назад +57

    Nice that the captain is communicating to the passengers. Most captains only say something like "brace for impact."

  • @martinsauer4854
    @martinsauer4854 3 года назад +23826

    „This is your Pilot. Im working from home today and unfortunately I have some connection issues.“

    • @JimZim
      @JimZim  3 года назад +2132

      That's funny! I enjoy reading these comments, but lots of them are based around the same humorous ideas. Yours is the first I saw that took it in that direction!

    • @Random_Guy_On_The_Internet2023
      @Random_Guy_On_The_Internet2023 3 года назад +388

      I almost choked on my drink.

    • @pharao2561
      @pharao2561 3 года назад +81

      😂😂😂

    • @user-rm8by9fm
      @user-rm8by9fm 3 года назад +118

      This comment wins

    • @nemo227
      @nemo227 3 года назад +68

      Your comment made me laugh out loud (and there's no one else in this room). Thanks, Martin.

  • @geraldg6542
    @geraldg6542 6 лет назад +7519

    "This is your pilot, does anyone have an idea what that flash and loud bang was?"

    • @markwillies4330
      @markwillies4330 3 года назад +119

      That's all you need to hear- very reassuring.

    • @LostWolf911
      @LostWolf911 3 года назад +42

      Someone set a flash bang off on the plane LMAO

    • @wahyudyatmika5119
      @wahyudyatmika5119 3 года назад +106

      "This is your captain speaking ... yeah, we're fucked."

    • @andrewcerritelli
      @andrewcerritelli 3 года назад +94

      "By the way does anybody know how to fly a plane?"

    • @projex5894
      @projex5894 3 года назад +2

      Lmao

  • @faizanmushtaq7171
    @faizanmushtaq7171 3 года назад +44

    "This is your captain speaking, If you are hearing this it means I have already ejected. Good luck."

  • @PlanetEarth3141
    @PlanetEarth3141 2 года назад +37

    Last recorded comment on the black box.
    Copilot: "Do you think they believed you?"

  • @tanveersingh5423
    @tanveersingh5423 3 года назад +5177

    "This is your pilot, we will respawn in the nearest hospital in few minutes"

    • @undercover9515
      @undercover9515 3 года назад +32

      LOL

    • @egH0Eist
      @egH0Eist 3 года назад +44

      cursed comments

    • @thatdude034
      @thatdude034 3 года назад +64

      The respawn will cost 5% of your money

    • @uhuh3401
      @uhuh3401 3 года назад

      @@egH0Eist (2)
      I bet people keep looking for some humorous, amusing ideas just to speak up in this comment section and perhaps to entertain so many viewers of this vid. And you do know who wins for this week...

    • @rayuksatoru384
      @rayuksatoru384 3 года назад

      😂😂 XDXDXDXDXD

  • @mikewest9256
    @mikewest9256 6 лет назад +9207

    "ladies and gentlemen... This is it... Thanks for flying jetblue "

    • @gonzaloenrique8741
      @gonzaloenrique8741 6 лет назад +105

      LOL
      JetBlue!!!

    • @KODIAKSIMPILOT
      @KODIAKSIMPILOT 3 года назад +34

      Bro

    • @naveed755
      @naveed755 3 года назад +112

      Nah i think that goes to spirit or Ryanair

    • @whothou
      @whothou 3 года назад +74

      nah if the captin ever said that, I'd probably be laughing and crying at the same time

    • @napkinbob4689
      @napkinbob4689 3 года назад +3

      @@naveed755 😂

  • @wondereagle
    @wondereagle Год назад +52

    Lady’s and gentleman, this is your pilot speaking,…..’Our Father who art in heaven’….

  • @bobsnow6242
    @bobsnow6242 11 месяцев назад +30

    "This is your captain speaking, that was indeed a time vortex we just passed through. On the bright side those of you heading to Rome to see the ruins are going to get to see them very non-ruined now."

    • @Ryarios
      @Ryarios 5 месяцев назад

      "Good new, we’re going to reach our destination well ahead of schedule!”

  • @galaxymew5138
    @galaxymew5138 3 года назад +20107

    "This is your captain speaking, and it turns out that THAT'S what that button does!"

  • @itissrinivasan
    @itissrinivasan 3 года назад +9381

    Let's not forget that obviously, the person who recorded this, was expecting to record a disaster..

    • @JimZim
      @JimZim  3 года назад +2319

      When I heard the loud BANG and saw the bright flash of light from out the window, I figured that one of two things was about to happen: Either we were about to crash, or we were about to return to the airport that we had just taken off from. In either case, I wanted to get it on video.
      If I died in the crash, the investigators might find the GoPro and retrieve the video off the memory card. If I survived the crash, I would have a heck of a video for RUclips and CNN. If we just returned to the airport, it would still probably make for an interesting video on RUclips.
      From the extreme energy of the flash/bang, it seemed to me that there had been an explosion of some type. I figured one of the engines had exploded. All this went through my head in a few seconds after the flash/bang. Never did I think that we would simply continue on to our destination, which is exactly what we did. And because I did not capture the flash/bang on camera, and the plane was not damaged in any way, never did I think this video would go viral on RUclips. But I've had over twenty videos go viral on RUclips and quite a few of them I never would have expected to go viral... so I've learned that I am not a good judge of what has the potential to go viral on RUclips!

    • @Yosef_Marks
      @Yosef_Marks 3 года назад +399

      @@JimZim The algorithm works in mysterious ways.

    • @ivanmaksimovic9219
      @ivanmaksimovic9219 3 года назад +37

      legend

    • @Toxodos
      @Toxodos 3 года назад +70

      @@JimZim no offense but it's really surprising that this has THAT many views. And it's from 2016. The youtube algorithms are weird I guess.

    • @JimZim
      @JimZim  3 года назад +137

      @@Toxodos Nobody is more surprised than I am, I can assure you of that. My expectation when I uploaded this was that it would get a couple of thousand views. But I've definitely learned, after more than 20 of my videos have gotten over a million views, that a lot of times it's the videos I would not expect to go viral.

  • @mattweeeee
    @mattweeeee 2 года назад +40

    "It's just static discharge, pay no attention to the creature on the wing"

  • @blastermaster2383
    @blastermaster2383 3 года назад +18

    This is your captain speaking,I have nothing to say,I just wanted to let all of you know that I am the captain.

  • @arnaud78
    @arnaud78 3 года назад +1189

    "This is a recording of your captain speaking. That loud bang was our ejector seats. Good luck."

    • @drlb3018
      @drlb3018 3 года назад +29

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @catchsomething211
      @catchsomething211 3 года назад +11

      😂

    • @huddieentertainment
      @huddieentertainment 3 года назад +11

      😆😆😅😆😆

    • @Kickback-dm7zt
      @Kickback-dm7zt 2 года назад +15

      As the Captain of this aircraft let me say by way of a recording on the cockpit voice recorder "Good luck and good night, I'm out of here... You're on your own.. I ejected safely and that's all that matters to me. "

    • @slapstickfpv
      @slapstickfpv 2 года назад +6

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @koremite415
    @koremite415 3 года назад +5515

    “This is your captain speaking, we would like for you all to equip your Totems of Undying at this time. Thank you.”

    • @Ayayron_e3
      @Ayayron_e3 3 года назад +49

      hotfix: can't swap totems mid combat!

    • @josegoesoutside
      @josegoesoutside 3 года назад +2

      I know where this reference is from I swear

    • @raptor0011
      @raptor0011 3 года назад +99

      @Red Partyhat bruh it’s a Minecraft reference

    • @crimmy838
      @crimmy838 3 года назад +37

      @Red Partyhat that's quite clearly a minecraft reference

    • @scottwpilgrim
      @scottwpilgrim 3 года назад +10

      @Red Partyhat I get it, but a) it's actually called Hex: Undying and b) if the killer is the pilot, no totem is gonna save you.

  • @CenturaGamer4581
    @CenturaGamer4581 Год назад +49

    "This is your captain speaking, I forgot my charger at home, and I am flying this plane with a PS4 dualshock controller."

    • @rainerzufall9943
      @rainerzufall9943 Год назад +1

      😂

    • @tideatmilehigh2727
      @tideatmilehigh2727 Год назад +9

      As long as it's not a Logitech we'll be okay

    • @CenturaGamer4581
      @CenturaGamer4581 Год назад +1

      @@tideatmilehigh2727 "Oh wait, sorry, I actually don't play PlayStation, it actually says here, Logitech. The buttons here sure are weird!"

    • @Kumire_921
      @Kumire_921 11 месяцев назад

      "and that charger was for the controller so we're royally fucked"

    • @matztertaler2777
      @matztertaler2777 8 месяцев назад

      ".....The bang you heard was the Oceangate titan uboat imploding. Nothing to do with us. We are proffessionals here. "

  • @masterq2.033
    @masterq2.033 3 года назад +55

    "Ladies and gentlemen this is your captain speaking , if you look out of your windows in an easterly direction you will notice a little yellow liferaft floating in the ocean. That is where I'm speaking to you from........"

  • @justificationeer9290
    @justificationeer9290 3 года назад +1600

    I never thought I’d be getting a science lesson from a pilot today.

    • @CrisisGuildWOW
      @CrisisGuildWOW 3 года назад +12

      He's not giving a science lesson, he's just explaining why because obviously some passengers expressed concern.

    • @justificationeer9290
      @justificationeer9290 3 года назад +21

      @@CrisisGuildWOW Very true. I too would be frightened by a loud bang accompanied by a flash of light.. Especially on an airplane.

    • @mexiguayan
      @mexiguayan 3 года назад +20

      @@CrisisGuildWOW lmaoooo, ok Literal Larry.... What is the actual purpose of your reply? Because pointing out the obvious only works in certain instances, and this isn't one of them, lol.

    • @makykacek
      @makykacek 3 года назад +1

      You never want your pilot to come on and say "No you see guys there is a completely normal explanation for that"

    • @stonwall9065
      @stonwall9065 3 года назад +4

      Pilots are usually pretty bright people

  • @midway27272727
    @midway27272727 2 года назад +11

    This is your Captain...some surprising info..You are all going to make the news tonight. Thanks again for flying with United !

  • @davidelkington6342
    @davidelkington6342 2 года назад +22

    Captain : We are auctioning off 2 parachutes , what is the first bid?

    • @sal2975
      @sal2975 2 года назад

      Argh! A bottle of rum, captain.

  • @AnAbstractMind
    @AnAbstractMind 3 года назад +5345

    “Ladies and gentlemen, just some static electricity built up, nothing to worry about....... Do you think they bought it?”
    Co-pilot: “.... They can still hear you.”

  • @Doggeslife
    @Doggeslife 3 года назад +778

    My first flight in a plane was in 1985 out of San Jose, Ca. in a PSA 727 during a rain event. The plane took a lightning strike while we were still over the city and climbing. I was peering out the window at the right wing at the time, dazzled by the rain drops in the still-illuminated landing lights going by sideways at hundreds of miles per hour.
    Being a long time aviation fan I knew what had happened and said out loud "Looks like we got hit by lightning". The lady passenger in front of me turned around and looked over the back of her seat at me with eyes as wide as can be and said "Is that what that was?"
    Several seconds later the pilot came on the speaker and notified us that we did indeed take a strike on the nose of the craft. Then he added "If you think that was exciting, then you should have seen our view out through the front windshield."

    • @JiisTube
      @JiisTube 3 года назад +68

      Holy crap, and LOL what the pilot said 🤣🤣🤣👌

    • @MICROKNIGHT3000
      @MICROKNIGHT3000 3 года назад +17

      Flexx but also Xd

    • @jetrickgordo4026
      @jetrickgordo4026 3 года назад +47

      Haha the pilot was great, but he could've made it better with an electrifying pun.

    • @HiHi-hf1jo
      @HiHi-hf1jo 3 года назад +2

      Ay I’m from San Jose aswell

    • @Jester-Riddle
      @Jester-Riddle 3 года назад +18

      The pilot refrained from mentioning that he and the Navigator had been blinded ... 🤣

  • @indyj16
    @indyj16 3 года назад +19

    “Attention passengers - this is the captain speaking. I have safely ejected and deployed my parachute. Best of luck to you.”

    • @garrnk
      @garrnk 3 года назад

      They dont have one

    • @sks804
      @sks804 3 года назад

      @@garrnkindyj16 was joking. Geez.

  • @MarcoStJames
    @MarcoStJames 2 года назад +13

    Great job Captain in keeping everybody informed and calm❤️🙏👍😎

  • @erichurst2496
    @erichurst2496 3 года назад +1407

    Lades and gentlemen I have good news, we will be arriving at the scene of the crash before the fire department.

  • @LuisSierra147
    @LuisSierra147 3 года назад +1892

    "This is your captain speaking... I have good news, we're all going to be on TV tonight"

    • @warren4110
      @warren4110 3 года назад +56

      Not that you’ll be alive to watch it!!

    • @Star5aII
      @Star5aII 3 года назад +29

      Some random passenger: “Who the hell watching TV anymore?”

    • @dietznuts8106
      @dietznuts8106 3 года назад +15

      @@Star5aII "Definitely won't be you~"

    • @cookie9471
      @cookie9471 3 года назад

      666 likes 😰

    • @ldg24x82
      @ldg24x82 3 года назад

      In pieces.

  • @MasWasThere
    @MasWasThere 3 года назад +27

    “Ladies and gentlemen, it turns out we just traveled back in time. It’s currently 1985 and we will be landing shortly. Some of you should take this as an opportunity to fix those mistakes you’ve made in the 80’s, including fashion. You’re welcome.”

    • @victorbf124
      @victorbf124 3 года назад +6

      And invest in msft aapl the dow.

    • @7100warhawk
      @7100warhawk 3 года назад +2

      🤣🤣🤣🤣✌

  • @scsg11
    @scsg11 3 года назад +16

    This is your Captain and if you are hearing this, I am safely on the ground. That loud bang was the blast bolts on my escape module, as the aircraft is crippled beyond repair. Life jacket is under the seat and your seat cushion doubles as a personal flotation device. Free drinks, smoke ‘em if you got ‘em. take care...

    • @coreysanko
      @coreysanko 3 года назад +2

      Lmao

    • @msDanielp369
      @msDanielp369 3 года назад +1

      Hahahaha
      Mmmm
      :))

    • @msDanielp369
      @msDanielp369 3 года назад +1

      You should be a writer. "What?" "NOW."

    • @openrange4999
      @openrange4999 2 года назад

      Can I also get a extra pack of those little peanuts🧐

  • @fenrix155
    @fenrix155 3 года назад +719

    Imaging the pilot just going “I have no clue wtf just happened, but I think both engines are working so just hope for the best”

    • @tacticalbondsh
      @tacticalbondsh 3 года назад +46

      wings are still attached so it's all good

    • @acoustic5738
      @acoustic5738 3 года назад +1

      Thats more like it...tbh

    • @Sparrowash97
      @Sparrowash97 3 года назад +1

      We have a code brown

    • @Solisium-Channel
      @Solisium-Channel 3 года назад +1

      I’d love to see that sometime in my life for a good laugh 😆

    • @RVCAXD
      @RVCAXD 3 года назад

      Lmao

  • @tyg2281
    @tyg2281 6 лет назад +2122

    He had to google it real quick

  • @ironicrbx
    @ironicrbx 3 года назад +17

    That's a great pilot instantly addressing the issue calmly.

  • @frankgrimesification
    @frankgrimesification 4 месяца назад +30

    "There's no need for alarm. On an unrelated note, does anybody know how to fly this plane?".

    • @toAdmiller
      @toAdmiller 4 месяца назад +1

      ...and did you have the fish...?

  • @BrandonHarris-nm4bv
    @BrandonHarris-nm4bv 3 года назад +753

    “This is your captain speaking. Probably not for long though.”

  • @thezui
    @thezui 6 лет назад +5082

    *loud bang and bright flash*
    *pilot over loudspeakers* : "Dear passengers, wtf was that?"

    • @TomO-if7nh
      @TomO-if7nh 6 лет назад +142

      TheZui This is awesome, made me really laugh.

    • @ErikSamuel1988
      @ErikSamuel1988 6 лет назад +76

      Then the passengers will ask Google lol

    • @ThePerpetualStudent
      @ThePerpetualStudent 6 лет назад +41

      Can you imagine if that would happen? I would shit all over myself.

    • @davecrupel2817
      @davecrupel2817 6 лет назад +1

      That would've made me laughed xD

    • @GamerRusith
      @GamerRusith 6 лет назад +15

      "Dear passengers, we are about to die."

  • @rywa5788
    @rywa5788 Год назад +25

    “Uhhhhhhhh”
    -Every Commercial Pilot Ever

  • @hitthatrwnoflare9645
    @hitthatrwnoflare9645 4 месяца назад +22

    half of the pilots job is ensuring the flight goes smoothly, and the other half is convincing the passengers the flight is going smoothly

  • @dineshmerchant294
    @dineshmerchant294 3 года назад +651

    "This is your captain speaking. If anyone of you have any extra clean underwears please pass it to the cockpit."

  • @whiterabbit699
    @whiterabbit699 3 года назад +242

    " This is your captain speaking, if you look to your left out the window you will see me floating down to safety, unfortunately the plain is going to crash and their was only 1 parachute ".

  • @yoyeo1900
    @yoyeo1900 Год назад +29

    I could never be a pilot. An opportunity to mess with people, like this one, never goes wasted.

  • @gearzone2611
    @gearzone2611 2 года назад +13

    Captain: "This is the captain. I'm still in the airport."

    • @Peakfreud
      @Peakfreud 2 года назад

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Peakfreud
      @Peakfreud 2 года назад +2

      Underated Bro, Underated ..
      That's why I'm not mature enough to be a Pilot.

    • @SS-cd6ie
      @SS-cd6ie 2 года назад +1

      Omg I laughed so loud. I imagined the plane taking off on its own and nobody knowing.

    • @norbertsiewert3917
      @norbertsiewert3917 2 года назад

      @@SS-cd6ie: How about a ride in a helicopter, and you notice the pilot laughing and giggling. You ask, what's so funny? He says, I am just thinking of the looks on the faces of the staff back at the asylum when they seen me missing!

  • @Someguyonyoutube569
    @Someguyonyoutube569 3 года назад +961

    “Ladies and Gentlemen disregard my last, that was in-fact a bird with explosive diarrhea”

    • @Sashik
      @Sashik 3 года назад +14

      Over millions of comments on RUclips I finnaly met the one that is close to my heart

    • @katekatey279
      @katekatey279 3 года назад +4

      @@Sashik 😂😂😂😂

    • @DivineLightPaladin
      @DivineLightPaladin 3 года назад

      Is this what happened in that other story where a lady and her kids had their house rained on by falling poo 💩?

    • @user-xf2rm7pp4z
      @user-xf2rm7pp4z 3 года назад

      @@Sashik angry birds?

  • @melaniebrown7463
    @melaniebrown7463 7 лет назад +3996

    I love pilots like that who explain when something out of the ordinary happens - as well as warn you that the plane is going to be in some rough air. Makes us nervous fliers feel a whole lot better!

    • @officergregorystevens5765
      @officergregorystevens5765 6 лет назад +53

      Yeah it is nice . I'm no nervous flier but get kind of angry when people act like "that wasn't a hard landing.. " just because youve never yourself piloted a Cessna 172 and done a rough pancake landing onto the runway, and you're just a lowly passenger who doesn't fly or isn't super excited about aviation, somehow your concerns aren't valid... Pilots like this one are the best.

    • @JoshuaCueva
      @JoshuaCueva 6 лет назад +11

      I had a pilot tell our plane to fasten our seatbelts since we were would go through some rough air while crossing the Pacific. We eventually did feel it for about a minute and the plane even dipped a little bit. At least that time we felt safe thatnks to the wonderful catain that day!

    • @officergregorystevens5765
      @officergregorystevens5765 6 лет назад +6

      That is a scary feeling sometimes when the plane drops even say 5 or 10 feet suddenly. Even when it's controlled and the pilot is using the speedbrakes (spoilers basically brought up to 50 percent of max tilt). :)

    • @user-do5zk6jh1k
      @user-do5zk6jh1k 6 лет назад +9

      Joshua Cueva A big enough dip, and those seatbelts are what keep you from smashing against the ceiling.

    • @user-do5zk6jh1k
      @user-do5zk6jh1k 6 лет назад +3

      Officer Gregory Stevens I tend to judge validity of concern based on amount of danger rather than amount of fear. However, a pilot should try to reassure passengers and put them at ease.

  • @boblongdickder6178
    @boblongdickder6178 2 года назад +24

    Don't worry the other engine will get us all the way to the crash site.

  • @michaeljordan9460
    @michaeljordan9460 3 года назад +40

    *Pilot* "Now that I've made you aware of that banging noise, the cabin crew will be passing out new underwear for everyone"

  • @mjxw
    @mjxw 3 года назад +1677

    "WE'RE HIT! WE'RE HIT! MAYDAY!... haha just kidding!"

    • @Hue6969
      @Hue6969 3 года назад +158

      "honey let me tell how i lost my job today"

    • @SpookaySpctr
      @SpookaySpctr 3 года назад +8

      LLOLL

    • @rune.theocracy
      @rune.theocracy 3 года назад +10

      I'm dead

    • @louisa6524
      @louisa6524 3 года назад +21

      Welp I'm definitely doing that if I ever become a pilot

    • @cora2797
      @cora2797 3 года назад +1

      @@louisa6524 I see your comment is rn 1 month ago
      So... Did you do it yet?
      IN YOUR LUCID DREAM OBVIOUSLY

  • @blujay2084
    @blujay2084 3 года назад +398

    Ladies and Gentlemen. This is the captain. Sorry about the loud bang but we have a brand new flight attendant and I asked her to pull my finger.

  • @Dimsumize
    @Dimsumize 2 года назад +29

    That is true. Aircraft have static wicks on the end of the trail edge to help transfer that electricity back into the atmosphere to prevent it from interfering with navigation and communication radios. - Your Friendly Aviation Tech.

    • @notundermywatch3163
      @notundermywatch3163 2 года назад

      I feel a lot a better now. Thanks

    • @SixMiracles-uj1zp
      @SixMiracles-uj1zp 2 года назад

      You also have a static-line that must be used when fueling an airplane. Avgas is very flammable and one little spark of static...💥

    • @Chris-fo8wp
      @Chris-fo8wp 2 года назад

      @@SixMiracles-uj1zp Jets use jet fuel, it's basically kerosene with the paraffin removed, NOT avgas...

    • @jeffreywilliamson4863
      @jeffreywilliamson4863 2 года назад

      Indeed. We deal with "static on vhf radios in clouds" gripes all the time. In most cases its some part of the aircraft, usually the radome in my experience, causing that flow to be interrupted and causing arcing between the unbonded panel and another part of the airframe. I have never heard of a discharge like this one, and believe me the pilots would gripe it if it happened. 35 years avionics mechanic I. So I am a bit surprised that this captain describes it as normal. Lightning strike inspections however are quite common and yes it does sometimes burn holes in the airplane. Often in antennas.

  • @omarrubenisaias
    @omarrubenisaias 3 года назад +449

    No reason to alarm, because there's nothing you can do about it anyways....

    • @Fipsh
      @Fipsh 3 года назад +14

      You could always go skydiving...

    • @sadmanh0
      @sadmanh0 3 года назад +6

      @@Fipsh in cruising altitude you couldn't open the doors even if you wanted to

    • @kimbaldun
      @kimbaldun 3 года назад +11

      You can play a game of "Who gets to die first wins"

    • @TAKING-EVERY-SOUL
      @TAKING-EVERY-SOUL 3 года назад +1

      Same goes for living in America

    • @laurikotivuori1585
      @laurikotivuori1585 3 года назад +1

      Your comment makes no sense because there IS nothing they would NEED to do anyway.

  • @andreashoppe1969
    @andreashoppe1969 6 лет назад +3879

    if it was on a ryanair flight, they would charge you for actually hearing the bang

    • @FrecklesAviation
      @FrecklesAviation 6 лет назад +20

      lOl

    • @Jtrc1989
      @Jtrc1989 6 лет назад +58

      hahahahahahhahahaaaaa I'm done! bye.

    • @bradymatlock
      @bradymatlock 6 лет назад +18

      My god, this is the kind of comment i like to see. :D

    • @kvnsnchez
      @kvnsnchez 6 лет назад +11

      I never reply to comments on random videos but LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL im done 😂😂 so true

    • @aightm8
      @aightm8 6 лет назад +16

      If it weren’t for Ryanair. All of the carriers you actually like would be charging X3 more right now. Whether you fly with them or not they disrupted the industry and have saved you money

  • @harikishore2514
    @harikishore2514 Год назад +47

    Pilot: So that’s what that button did

  • @maciekkalwara
    @maciekkalwara 2 года назад +31

    ...and if you look down, you'll see a little boat in the ocean and that's where I'm calling you from. Wish you all a smooth last flight!

  • @orangebking5360
    @orangebking5360 6 лет назад +1324

    Dear passengers it appears we have a note 7 onboard...

    • @HandledToaster2
      @HandledToaster2 6 лет назад +10

      Too late

    • @KandiKlover
      @KandiKlover 6 лет назад +3

      Outdated. The future isn't now, you're so unadvanced.

    • @christopherdrummer4464
      @christopherdrummer4464 3 года назад +13

      Loooool I remember when those things were exploding. I also remember I was once at a phone store and the guy there was demonstrating the phones durability and so he just threw it across the store and it was fine 😅

    • @Thawhid
      @Thawhid 3 года назад

      Late to the party mayte

    • @yunuselhabibi
      @yunuselhabibi 3 года назад

      3 years later, I still like it

  • @twarken5078
    @twarken5078 3 года назад +715

    “Apologies for then bright light and loud bang earlier, I had a particularly spicy curry last night and it’s playing havoc with my guts”

    • @GhostOfDamned
      @GhostOfDamned 3 года назад +6

      Me after taco bell

    • @FlorieS1053
      @FlorieS1053 3 года назад +1

      WHY DOESNT THIS HAVE MORE LIKES AHHAHAHAH

  • @isekaiexpress9450
    @isekaiexpress9450 Год назад +20

    "This is your captain speaking, we just flew over what scientists call a thunderfart"

  • @tedhead70
    @tedhead70 4 месяца назад +16

    A smart, considerate pilot

    • @MrSimonw58
      @MrSimonw58 4 месяца назад +1

      Didn't start screaming over the intercom

  • @BlogrB
    @BlogrB 3 года назад +458

    And i am announcing this from my parachute.. Other pilot will land this plane shortly.. His name is Auto..

  • @sanlorenzo7896
    @sanlorenzo7896 3 года назад +133

    “Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. We are currently taking heavy fire in hostile air space... Deploying flares.”

  • @FoxtrotYouniform
    @FoxtrotYouniform 8 месяцев назад +40

    ' no reason for concern, we still have more than enough airspeed to arrive at the crash site on time'

  • @MkF3175
    @MkF3175 11 месяцев назад +23

    This is your captain speaking..as you can see the beautiful ocean from your left window there's a floating raft with two people waving..for your information that is me and the first officer..we've parachuted our way down here 5 minutes ago...good luck and godspeed..thank you

  • @willstuart4504
    @willstuart4504 6 лет назад +573

    "........so there's No reason for alarm folks , enjoy the rest of your flight. "
    * forgets to shut-off intercom
    " Alright Larry , get your Chute and lets get the Hell off this Flying Death Box .!! "

  • @craftANDstuff
    @craftANDstuff 3 года назад +47

    "This is your captain speaking, ..uh.. what the fuck was that?"

  • @RH-xs8gz
    @RH-xs8gz 10 месяцев назад +21

    “That loud bang you heard and that bright flash you saw was just one of our engines exploding. Nothing to worry about. It happens all the time. We should be in… i mean, on the ground in 30 seconds.”

  • @mulletover3832
    @mulletover3832 4 месяца назад +24

    If I were the pilot... "Folks, that loud bang you heard is most likely a loose wing or something. That's all for now."

    • @frglee
      @frglee 4 месяца назад +4

      You may have noticed the slight reduction in the number of wings...

    • @Machria23
      @Machria23 4 месяца назад +1

      Which would make it “a wing challenged aircraft”

  • @HumbleCrib
    @HumbleCrib 3 года назад +185

    "We just teleported into the lost world"

    • @insistentmind498
      @insistentmind498 3 года назад

      Thats actually true airport staff had found that out when a guys passport from 1953 his date of birth they seached every office, hotel, apartments and villa etc. nothing no trace.. so they had to cover it up

  • @OFFICIAL_VIDEO_AWARDS
    @OFFICIAL_VIDEO_AWARDS 6 лет назад +2052

    If it was United. "That loud bang was our flight attendant clubbing a business class passenger who asked for an extra pillow", the plane is operating normally.

    • @epicphail2926
      @epicphail2926 6 лет назад +6

      outwestlawns “clubbing” lmao

    • @CS-np2oo
      @CS-np2oo 6 лет назад +3

      All fun and games until the pilot has to save your ass at 35,000......

    • @OFFICIAL_VIDEO_AWARDS
      @OFFICIAL_VIDEO_AWARDS 6 лет назад +3

      C S all fun and games when I am a pilot :D

    • @jons2
      @jons2 6 лет назад +2

      outwestlawns DEAD ASS IM SOOO DEAD

  • @deniro800
    @deniro800 Год назад +33

    Forgets to switch the intercom off : "D'ya think they bought it?"

  • @ohara.
    @ohara. 3 года назад +24

    “This is your captain speaking, if any of you knows what that loud bang was all about we'll appreciate the heads up.

    • @openrange4999
      @openrange4999 2 года назад

      Yes Captain you just hit the Jetpack Dude✅✅

  • @FameMonger101
    @FameMonger101 3 года назад +374

    Captain:Everything is normal.
    (Forgets to turn off intercom)
    Captain:yeah we're screwed.

    • @arnavkumr
      @arnavkumr 3 года назад +1

      Haha ;-;

    • @markiebrummett559
      @markiebrummett559 3 года назад

      not sure but, shouldn't they land some place & quick & have look c, just 2 be safe

  • @Patrick-jx1yo
    @Patrick-jx1yo 2 года назад +14

    “…by the way, is there anyone on board that knows how to fly a plane?”

  • @AdamGbl95
    @AdamGbl95 2 года назад +19

    Plot twist: Nobody was actually scared or awakened from the loud noise. They were woken up from the announcement.

    • @sal2975
      @sal2975 2 года назад +2

      Plot twist continues: It wasn't the pilot that gave the announcement, it was the guy recording because he wanted to make a viral video.

    • @takurotsuchiya4313
      @takurotsuchiya4313 2 года назад

      @@sal2975 makes sense

    • @dimondcrafts1
      @dimondcrafts1 2 года назад

      🤣🤣🤣

  • @Frip36
    @Frip36 3 года назад +165

    'This is your captain speaking. First, a lecture on static electricity. Afterward I'll let you know if we're all gonna die. But first things first. So, what's known as discharge is the release of static electricity when two objects make contact with... "

    • @kempo_95
      @kempo_95 3 года назад +6

      If he starts giving a lecture, you're probably safe.

    • @justusheimann1780
      @justusheimann1780 3 года назад +1

      @@kempo_95 true tho

  • @michaelzschoche2746
    @michaelzschoche2746 3 года назад +75

    Great captain. Explains what happened, why it happened, and there is nothing to worry about. Good job captain!

  • @royhi1809
    @royhi1809 2 года назад +9

    And THAT is what a great pilot does!
    Informing your passengers of the incident, diagnostic and status of the aircraft brings trust and reassurance from the crew and aircraft.
    BRAVO!

  • @submeitsfreebruh
    @submeitsfreebruh 3 года назад +29

    "This is your captain speaking, What the F**k was that?"

  • @ernodios
    @ernodios 3 года назад +248

    This is your captain speaking. April fools lmao

  • @enricopallazzo3244
    @enricopallazzo3244 3 года назад +179

    Captain sounds like he’s putting his parachute on while making this announcement.

  • @markyyyyyyyy321
    @markyyyyyyyy321 2 года назад +20

    "Ladies and gentlemen this is your captain speaking, we have some good news and some bad news. The good news is we are going to be on TV tomorrow but the bad news is we won't be alive to see it"

  • @SoloWEll
    @SoloWEll 4 месяца назад +60

    2016: No
    2017: No
    2018: No
    2019: No
    2020: No
    2021: No
    2022: No
    2023: No
    2024:
    - RUclips: Yes, let's recommend this video to this clown

    • @squarenoise1408
      @squarenoise1408 4 месяца назад +1

      yeah same here
      just got recommended couple of minutes ago

    • @Rainstorm4000
      @Rainstorm4000 4 месяца назад +1

      Same 😂

  • @hannahmillington5781
    @hannahmillington5781 3 года назад +98

    Ladies and Gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. I'm talking to you from my parachute about 10,000ft below you...

    • @roichir7699
      @roichir7699 3 года назад +6

      Ladies and Gentlemen, this is you captian speaking. If you look out the right side of the airplane you will notice that the wing ist on fire. If you look out the left side of the airplane you will notice that the other wing is also on fire. If look down below that wing you will see a litte red rubber boat. I'm talking from there to you. Have a nice flight and enjoy the entertainment on board.

    • @victornunez4646
      @victornunez4646 3 года назад +1

      Ladies and Gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. We have safely made it to shore and you are currently about to crash land at about 900 knots. Nothing to be worried about and thank you for flying with Your Mom Airlines.

    • @SpookaySpctr
      @SpookaySpctr 3 года назад

      Attention ladies and gentlemen, thank you for your attention.

  • @Fatherjohn76
    @Fatherjohn76 3 года назад +52

    That's called taking care of your passengers well being, both physically and emotionally. Good job

    • @woswasdenni1914
      @woswasdenni1914 3 года назад +1

      this aint for their well beeing but to prevent panik. one or 2 nervous guys asking loud questions nobody answers is enough to make em all go crazy.
      you never know how such situation can turn into. thats the main objective why any captian with some sense woudl do that and usually does

    • @cmaviation525
      @cmaviation525 3 года назад +2

      @@woswasdenni1914 you do realise preventing panic is litterally caring for the passengers welbeing right...

  • @jonasrotne755
    @jonasrotne755 3 года назад +28

    This is your captain speaking, no worries we were just hit by a greifing mk2 opressor

    • @Samuel27x
      @Samuel27x 3 года назад

      😂😂😂😂

    • @apn3117
      @apn3117 3 года назад

      lmfao

    • @dogster6283
      @dogster6283 3 года назад

      I can't breathe 🤣🤣🤣

    • @greippuli9166
      @greippuli9166 3 года назад

      Ngl, you should worry at that point

  • @jamescoughlin7107
    @jamescoughlin7107 2 года назад +12

    Same thing happened to me in 1983. TWA flight out of Germany. We were still climbing about 30 minutes into a 6.5 hour flight. The 747 is big and when it had a huge white flash and loud bang we all started prayers. The engines shut off and it dropped like a rock. The engines finally restarted and went full throttle. It scared the he'll out of all of us. The pilot came on the intercom about ten minutes later saying all was fine. No one slept till we landed in New York.

  • @itsafamilyshoworrrisiiittt9221
    @itsafamilyshoworrrisiiittt9221 3 года назад +602

    Pilot:ladies and gentleman nothing serious my shampoo bottle just fell on the ground

    • @siavashkharasi3209
      @siavashkharasi3209 3 года назад +5

      best comment

    • @spicysnowman8886
      @spicysnowman8886 3 года назад +19

      Nothing on earth is louder than a full shampoo bottle falling in the shower.

    • @turtleguy123r3
      @turtleguy123r3 3 года назад +15

      Hate when it lands in my poor little toes.

    • @user-jg4ns7pn6c
      @user-jg4ns7pn6c 3 года назад +1

      Not just falls, keeps bouncing like never

    • @dylconnaway9976
      @dylconnaway9976 3 года назад +8

      @@turtleguy123r3 They deserve it. We know what your toes have been up to.

  • @crispypakora
    @crispypakora 3 года назад +222

    *ladies and gentlemen, I’d like to direct your attention to the lavatory at the rear of the plane...*

  • @005AGIMA
    @005AGIMA Год назад +26

    Also we travelled through time and will arrive at our destination 47 years early.

  • @watsappenin2865
    @watsappenin2865 3 года назад +42

    So I'm guessing the whole of youtube was recommended this 5 year old video lol every comment is hours ago

    • @switchbranch8411
      @switchbranch8411 3 года назад

      No, the comments were just set to be ascending with age instead of from most liked. Still don’t get how people can’t figure this out

    • @wintercomesearly
      @wintercomesearly 3 года назад

      That is correct, lol.

  • @adtc
    @adtc 6 лет назад +4703

    Would be funny if it was "Thank you for flying Concorde. We just crossed the Mach speed barrier and we're cruising faster that the speed of sound."

    • @cjbermudes5688
      @cjbermudes5688 6 лет назад +258

      Yea but if you were traveling at the speed of sound, you wouldn’t hear the boom

    • @RocksmithPdl
      @RocksmithPdl 6 лет назад +70

      CJ Bermudes he is correct you wouldnt be able to hear only the people watching the plane fly from the outside can hear it

    • @bkkersey93
      @bkkersey93 6 лет назад +64

      Come on he knows this people! He was kidding!

    • @user-do5zk6jh1k
      @user-do5zk6jh1k 6 лет назад +8

      Blake Kersey He thinks that the boom happens at the moment you cross the sound barrier. That is already a fundamental mistake in understanding.

    • @studiocatz4216
      @studiocatz4216 6 лет назад +2

      I believe it is not heard as a boom, but I never flew supersonic planes. What actually happens inside supersonic when it breaks the speed of sound?

  • @MarkArandjus
    @MarkArandjus 3 года назад +84

    Copilot: You think they bought it?
    Pilot: Shut up and help me land this thing in one piece!!

  • @asm_canucks
    @asm_canucks 2 года назад +21

    It took him 30 seconds to say that there's nothing to worry about. Damn I'd have had enough time to die twice. 😅😅

  • @_Scyber
    @_Scyber 11 месяцев назад +17

    "This is your captain speaking. Does anyone have a pair of fresh underwear? I crapped mine. Preferably boxer briefs. THANKS!"

  • @BrandonHarris-nm4bv
    @BrandonHarris-nm4bv 3 года назад +56

    “This is your pilot speaking. Does anyone know what the hell just happened?!”

  • @lucamagic7676
    @lucamagic7676 3 года назад +29

    "This is your captain. First time hearing that bang, isn't it? Mine too"

  • @johnboylong40
    @johnboylong40 11 месяцев назад +30

    The one engine we have left will take us all the way to the crash site, nothing to worry about. Lol 😝

  • @Raining345
    @Raining345 3 года назад +23

    *Me after watching dozens of plane crash documentaries* : "keep an eye on that master warn and adjust your pitch so we don't stall out, captain".

  • @Renji9031
    @Renji9031 3 года назад +83

    Imagine being a passenger on this plane and not being able to remember anything about the flight up until that loud bang.
    Y'all got neuralyzed.

  • @dinnetola
    @dinnetola 3 года назад +59

    "this is your captain speaking, does anyone know what was that?"