This guy isn't equal to ChessSimp in every way, just overall. Maybe ChessSimp is not a coward. Maybe what brings him down to this guy's level is being excessively brash.
Even without taking the queen up into account, black has a 22% board control advantage. After the first Qf3 which is basically a forced line, black has a whopping 61% board control advantage. Bad board.
Yeah black starts defending most of it’s pawns and with a very protected king, and also has 3 pawns that are one move away from promoting which forces white to start the game by taking one. White starts with three useless pawns on the right side of the board, two useless bishops that literally can’t move (one of which will be taken by force in the beginning of the game), and a useless rook in the middle of the board that’ll get forked right off the bat. Calling this guy a coward is honestly an understatement lol
@@Zlittlepenguin Sure, but most of these positions seem practically impossible, and stockish agrees, leaving it entirely up to the opponent making a mistake and Simp taking advantage of it. just how the series always goes
@@leechesg well maybe most of them “seem” impossible, but this one “IS” impossible. I already kind of explained why… white’s moves are practically forced. White doesn’t really have any useful pieces because they’re all trapped or under attack. Most of the time, the positions are whatever, but the main disadvantage is usually that simp is down material and simp has to find a way out of it. And I don’t know maybe if you spent a while going through it, maybe eventually you could find a winning scenario for white, but I just don’t see it. It isn’t possible.
I normally wouldn't question his moves since he's a much better player than me, but there's this one bit I can't for the life of me understand. 0:44 Here he says he can either protect the bishop or avoid the fork, but Qa4 would've accomplished both, since the bishop is now defended by the queen, the queen has moved and it isn't even in any danger at the moment. I don't see why this wasn't a valid move, especially since one move later he does exactly that to avoid the fork. Can someone pls explain?
Chess, but you can only win by resignation and you can capture a maximum of 5 pieces (including pawns) and if you have 12 or more material points you will only have to make blunders.
There is Qc3+, and your king is in trouble, as he has nothing to defend him, and your rook is still trapped (Ne7 still wins it). I mean, against Nd3, he could also have played Qe3+, Qe2+ and then win the knight, but... Position was terrible anyway
100 rated Chess, but a volcano has erupted behind your back rank. You have 13 moves to clear the first rank and 26 moves to clear the second rank. If any of your pawns or pieces get caught by the lava, you lose.
100 rated chess but pieces and pawns can only move exactly 2 squares Knights can’t move Bishops can’t move Queens cant move diagonally You can capture any distance and any piece (or pawn) can capture horizontally vertically diagonally and knights can capture
At 2:00 I think black has a check mate in three by moving Rook g8 then Rook g2 and then Queen h1. I am kind of new to chess and to my knowledge this would be checkmate, am I right?
White can block with the queen forcing black to spend more than 3 moves to mate. Black can also move knight to f2, attacking the queen. Or black could move his king up. Black is close to mating, but not quite there yet
The only piece that the fork would endanger is the Rook, which is trapped anyway between the Queen, both Pawns, and the Knight protecting the Pawn on top of it Meanwhile, Qc3 or Qe3 starts a whole series of forced moves, which could only be avoided if the opponent is dumb or baited into Qd3 like with the Knight
The Challenger's profile is amusing. His name is Kakariki, the Te Reo Maori name for a small colorful parakeet in New Zealand, but his profile pic is instead what looks to be a black duck. It's a little joke that only a small number of people will notice
I think I'm okay with the lack of time-lapse this time since we can at least see the moves on the right of the screen. Also exposing a viewer as a coward is the ultimate victory.
The position seems bit unfair (As it seems to be designed to againts 1000-rated viewer or below). And not to mention you skipped the move, again 😒... But since the title board (Persuasion Needle) is a Touhou reference (again). I will let this episode pass Well, despite me being an easy modo player. Ah, gotta try normal mode soon
@@ryanmuhammadalex5653 you said "the board title (Persuasion Needle) is a Touhou reference (again)" so I'm questioning what the again is referring to, and if it's a past Chess Simp board, which one?
ok but this position is so unfair he could still say he's better than his viewers cus no way this counts edit: nevermind he did a time skip, simp sucks and his viewers >>> him real real
If this guy is a coward and he's equal to Chess Simp, that means by transitivity Chess Simp is also a coward, q.e.d.
This guy isn't equal to ChessSimp in every way, just overall. Maybe ChessSimp is not a coward. Maybe what brings him down to this guy's level is being excessively brash.
Yay Maths!
An equality relation does indeed imply transitivity, but equality in chess skill is not equality in chess playing style
That’s not even how it works lol
Yup, and simps recent videos pretty much prove that chess simp is a coward
Simp is equal to coward confirmed
💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
I thought we agreed to time-lapse the moves and not skip them....
WE TRUSTED YOU
I don't think it takes a genius to know what happened during the skip.
Considering, his opponent played well.
You forgot that he has to watch a lot of pawns to remain in good shape.
please Simp i need my fast forwarded chess piece noises
Is that you mean that time acclerating is better than time skip
@@asriel522 yes!!
Time skip is not nearly as satisfying as the fast forward
That position genuinely seemed impossible. I feel like even I could beat you in that position and I suck
Yikes, TALK about an unfair position.
Not supposed to skip anymore 😔
I wasn't able to find a reason to backseat Simp, so I'm just gonna say that pawns were stacked.
Even without taking the queen up into account, black has a 22% board control advantage.
After the first Qf3 which is basically a forced line, black has a whopping 61% board control advantage.
Bad board.
Yeah black starts defending most of it’s pawns and with a very protected king, and also has 3 pawns that are one move away from promoting which forces white to start the game by taking one.
White starts with three useless pawns on the right side of the board, two useless bishops that literally can’t move (one of which will be taken by force in the beginning of the game), and a useless rook in the middle of the board that’ll get forked right off the bat.
Calling this guy a coward is honestly an understatement lol
The whole point of the series is that Simp starts in a much worse position though
@@leechesg yeah but like this is just impossible lol
@@Zlittlepenguin Sure, but most of these positions seem practically impossible, and stockish agrees, leaving it entirely up to the opponent making a mistake and Simp taking advantage of it. just how the series always goes
@@leechesg well maybe most of them “seem” impossible, but this one “IS” impossible. I already kind of explained why… white’s moves are practically forced. White doesn’t really have any useful pieces because they’re all trapped or under attack.
Most of the time, the positions are whatever, but the main disadvantage is usually that simp is down material and simp has to find a way out of it. And I don’t know maybe if you spent a while going through it, maybe eventually you could find a winning scenario for white, but I just don’t see it. It isn’t possible.
Not only did you lose, but you also didn't give us our time lapse.
"I'm better than my viewers. Except this guy. F this guy. Also F Persuasion Needles." - Chess Simp.
Making the text-to-speech mispronounce your viewer's name was a nice touch.
Chess but you need to find super long force checkmate
How long is super long?
@hydrocyanicacid210. 130 moves
A persuasion needle is an attack pattern from the character Reimu Hakurei from the Touhou franchise.
I am sorry for touhou hijack but I must do it
Lol -k- . To be fair, the creator already hijack it themselves with the title
Why I read that name as Hikaru's name i really need a break Don't I?
I normally wouldn't question his moves since he's a much better player than me, but there's this one bit I can't for the life of me understand.
0:44
Here he says he can either protect the bishop or avoid the fork, but Qa4 would've accomplished both, since the bishop is now defended by the queen, the queen has moved and it isn't even in any danger at the moment.
I don't see why this wasn't a valid move, especially since one move later he does exactly that to avoid the fork.
Can someone pls explain?
A persuasion needle... That's... That's a Reimu thing! No wonder he was able to equal you, damn.
what is a reimu thing?
@@WomanSlayer69420 Touhou Project
@@zekchomenko2927 what's that
@@WomanSlayer69420 where reimu and her thing came from
@@Niiue so what does this have to do with simp losing
That intro was some spicy foreshadowing!
Shout out to simp for the none of the above representation
Chess, but you can only win by resignation and you can capture a maximum of 5 pieces (including pawns) and if you have 12 or more material points you will only have to make blunders.
I like "females and males and none of the above," that's a good one.
This guy is a bit of a coward, but he is equal to Simp, which means Simp is a bit of a coward
As a none of the above, i appreciate Chess Simp acknowledging us
As a "none of the above", I appreciate the inclusion.
Kakariki is the word for green in Te Reo the language of the Polynesian Maori
16 seconds ago? Quickest refresh in the west.
the best part is that he cut out me not noticing that i could promote
Chess but time stops for a piece once you move it. You can’t move it for 1 turn
Who is coming up with such positions? Its not even a challenge, its just forced loss
Question: why not go Qa2 instead of Nd3 to defend the bishop and avoid the fork at the same time?
I also wanna know
Because he would have taken the rook
@@jefferyworksman3104 oh yeah you right 💀
Edit: actually wait you mean the one the enemy queen is attacking? Because that's protected by the bishop
There is Qc3+, and your king is in trouble, as he has nothing to defend him, and your rook is still trapped (Ne7 still wins it). I mean, against Nd3, he could also have played Qe3+, Qe2+ and then win the knight, but...
Position was terrible anyway
@@Kat-dp4rh oh yeah you right 💀
100 rated Chess, but a volcano has erupted behind your back rank. You have 13 moves to clear the first rank and 26 moves to clear the second rank. If any of your pawns or pieces get caught by the lava, you lose.
Chess Simp: checkmates the opponent in 10 moves
Is that a mother fing touhou reference????
idk where tf you've been in my sub feed for a while.
Funny seeing Maori in the wild, kakariki is green for those interested (all my NZ cuzzies know the song)
Is persuasion needle a reference to Eminem being coaxed with a spike?
My my, he's talking heavy x)
What's the name of the song at the end ?
That song is the end of every challenge made by: chess simp!
Giornos theme
100 rated chess but pieces and pawns can only move exactly 2 squares
Knights can’t move
Bishops can’t move
Queens cant move diagonally
You can capture any distance and any piece (or pawn) can capture horizontally vertically diagonally and knights can capture
Whoa-wait wait...if we win and than we are equal to this guy then by that logic if we draw we lose from him??💀
Atleast you included a loss in a video
How did text to speech get his name wrong twice LMAO
0:18 where episode 5?
That looked like a rough starting position tbh
yoo he finally admitted that it is not only this guy who is equal to him
Chess Simp does not understand the difference between fast-forwarding and jumpcut...
his weakness has weakness
0:49 , you should have played Qa2
100 rated chess, but you must win after giving up the biggest material lead you can. No specific number TRUST
The position was -11 and he still played like a wimp lmao
100 Rated Chess but you can only move to the lyrics of I've Seen All Good People by Yes.
Where's the guy who kept the score for these challenges?
The imbalance of a position should be assessed by the rating of the viewer. Maybe 100 points to a pawn or so.
At 2:00 I think black has a check mate in three by moving Rook g8 then Rook g2 and then Queen h1. I am kind of new to chess and to my knowledge this would be checkmate, am I right?
White can block with the queen forcing black to spend more than 3 moves to mate. Black can also move knight to f2, attacking the queen. Or black could move his king up. Black is close to mating, but not quite there yet
Simp is still denying that he lost the game, but he was in such a terrible position so it's understandable.
0:40 Wasn't there Qa2, protecting the bishop AND avoiding a fork?
The only piece that the fork would endanger is the Rook, which is trapped anyway between the Queen, both Pawns, and the Knight protecting the Pawn on top of it
Meanwhile, Qc3 or Qe3 starts a whole series of forced moves, which could only be avoided if the opponent is dumb or baited into Qd3 like with the Knight
The Challenger's profile is amusing. His name is Kakariki, the Te Reo Maori name for a small colorful parakeet in New Zealand, but his profile pic is instead what looks to be a black duck. It's a little joke that only a small number of people will notice
it's a paradise shelduck, aka the best bird ever
No, no NO!
B R U H
You didn't win, you resigned. You didn't show us your moves, you skipped them.
D I S A P P O I N T 😤
Is a persuasion needle like being coaxed with a spike (even when you’re perfectly happy to go without the spike)
I think I'm okay with the lack of time-lapse this time since we can at least see the moves on the right of the screen. Also exposing a viewer as a coward is the ultimate victory.
*Mispronounces a name*
YOU'RE LITERALLY A TEXT TO SPEECH ENGINE
obviously, a text to speech engine that can;'t comprehend maori
You went back to skipping moves, how dare you. Everyone praised you for doing the fast forward instead, why would you go back!
1:58 "so fast forward a little bit?" Really?? Let the audience decide that and watch the whole game please 🥺
you really need to learn maori, but gg anyways
also rb7 attacks the pawn
Simp=coward confirmed??!?!
“I didn’t lost a single time after making this video ‘’ : Chess Simp . You just resign , and it not count as losing ,right
The position seems bit unfair (As it seems to be designed to againts 1000-rated viewer or below). And not to mention you skipped the move, again 😒...
But since the title board (Persuasion Needle) is a Touhou reference (again). I will let this episode pass
Well, despite me being an easy modo player. Ah, gotta try normal mode soon
Wait, again? What was the last one?
(sorry, forgot to ask first)
Which one you refer as 'again'?
@@ryanmuhammadalex5653 you said "the board title (Persuasion Needle) is a Touhou reference (again)" so I'm questioning what the again is referring to, and if it's a past Chess Simp board, which one?
@@zekchomenko2927 Alright.
As for the first one, you can check it in the IBTMV video called 'Maybe too many pawn'
@@ryanmuhammadalex5653 Mountain of Faith☠️
Man! THESE 100 rated players are worse than the martin bot who is (250) which makes the challenges possible to win!
blunder??
Kakariki is Maori for green
It is also the name of a native new Zealand bird
Let me play u
car key
there are many that are equal to you by now^^
Peepeepoopoo
´Kakariki´ is actually green in Maori, so Chess Simp is better than green
Damn I thinked you arent a coward, but i guess if you are equall... .
2:02
ok but this position is so unfair he could still say he's better than his viewers cus no way this counts
edit: nevermind he did a time skip, simp sucks and his viewers >>> him real real
"The position started of as +11 for black, and ended up +33. So, If you think about it, he isn't really better than his viewers" - 🤓
Chess Simp Is A Coward, not showing us fast-forward moves anymore
Boooooo! You skipped 😡, disliked, unsubbed
What if rivals from 100 rated chess challenges also play their own challenges from other people? That would explain stupid moves they do
I guess this guy wasn’t a viewer.
disliked for skipping moves
I got to the video early but i can't think of a obvious comment that get ment likes feelsbadman:(
I'm better then my youtuber
Hi
Oy
Pretty lame position imo.
no im better
Simp:Nobody ever beat me
Me:My liar detector respond to something
35th
First
"Females and males and none of the above" I've never felt so included 🥲
A persuasion needle is an attack pattern from the character Reimu Hakurei from the Touhou franchise.
I am sorry for touhou hijack but I must do it
all i think of when i hear that is tauhou or silvereye, a bird