MR BONES 40K & KRAKDUK On Bed Wed Purge | Astartes Anonymous Podcast #46

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  • Опубликовано: 15 ноя 2024

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  • @masterofspam1408
    @masterofspam1408 2 месяца назад +137

    "His ass behaves like a high speed hoover!"
    This episodes legacy lol

  • @ethanm2926
    @ethanm2926 2 месяца назад +155

    Mr. Bones' complete unhinged humor gets me every time, absolutely histerical episode

    • @S3basCh4an
      @S3basCh4an 2 месяца назад +12

      Bro, I almost cry during the fulgrim rant

    • @ygamer3713
      @ygamer3713 2 месяца назад +8

      God seeing him here will always bring me joy... mainly when he is mad :D

    • @IHaveAName1824
      @IHaveAName1824 2 месяца назад +7

      dear god he is halarius

    • @josephpiscitelli8053
      @josephpiscitelli8053 27 дней назад +2

      High speed Hoover 😂😂

  • @Telamont
    @Telamont 2 месяца назад +67

    Only 40 min in and Mr Bones has already caused my wife and kids to ask if i was alright multiple times....

  • @ObiWAAAGHKenobi
    @ObiWAAAGHKenobi 2 месяца назад +95

    POV you wed the Cadian;
    “The planet broke before her water did”

  • @originalfreak3142
    @originalfreak3142 2 месяца назад +56

    "Come here, Warhound"
    Said Angron, before being stepped on. No regrets.

    • @jonathanathor117
      @jonathanathor117 2 месяца назад

      That was the 1st and last time that angron ever got hard.

  • @Silver-Tower
    @Silver-Tower 2 месяца назад +22

    "I wanna see my self in the reflection in the back of his head." That fucking killed me lmao, Arthur is a gen on these podcasts.

  • @gremblorthesackgoblin7953
    @gremblorthesackgoblin7953 2 месяца назад +32

    Hearing the name "Magnus" and a near audible vein pop from Arthur, I didnt know exactly where the other two were going and the reasoning, but I knew in my heart of hearts where the hell he was going.

    • @brok56
      @brok56 Месяц назад +4

      God, i love when Arthur just goes on a unholy lithany And tears magnus a New one.
      He cant stop it, either. He is just Lost on a tidal wave of rage.

  • @NoobPTFO
    @NoobPTFO 2 месяца назад +62

    SHOUT OUT TO CELESTIAL FANG FOR MAKING ABUSIVE TECH PRIEST X IRON WARRIOR RELATIONSHIP ART

    • @NoOne-us9os
      @NoOne-us9os 2 месяца назад +5

      Archon of flesh is another one

    • @autumnwhispering
      @autumnwhispering 2 месяца назад +2

      @@NoOne-us9os same person

    • @NoOne-us9os
      @NoOne-us9os 2 месяца назад +1

      @@autumnwhispering I didn’t know that

  • @noblereflex8332
    @noblereflex8332 2 месяца назад +7

    One thing i love about this podcast is that younall genuinely get along with your guests and provide an environment for everyone to shine.

  • @davidturmel1107
    @davidturmel1107 2 месяца назад +35

    Another hilarious episode, every time Arthur is on an episode I laugh my a$$ off

  • @acethurman71
    @acethurman71 2 месяца назад +51

    This title is so cursed I'm hype...

  • @yopoxikeweapescai9066
    @yopoxikeweapescai9066 2 месяца назад +26

    The more seconds arthur speaks he gets exponentially unhinged (bro is just like me fr)

  • @samuelspry6955
    @samuelspry6955 2 месяца назад +13

    1:07:03 "GIVE ME A WYCH AND MY LIFE IS YOURS". Seen 😊

  • @JackalSon1
    @JackalSon1 2 месяца назад +13

    Best episode ever! Too bad about the demonetization.

    • @PapaPyth
      @PapaPyth 2 месяца назад

      😂😂😂

  • @Warlord_Gruktak_Rukrak
    @Warlord_Gruktak_Rukrak 2 месяца назад +6

    the Bark and Son parody thumbnail are amazing

  • @joshmerchant8737
    @joshmerchant8737 2 месяца назад +4

    32:45 that rant was a very interesting collection of words in a very bizarre order.

  • @gumbo821
    @gumbo821 2 месяца назад +7

    To be fair on the eagle pilots, flying planes real good is definitely a more specialized skill than, say, shooting a melta gun. Also just imagine them as eldar top gun.

  • @Ossimsauce86
    @Ossimsauce86 2 месяца назад +9

    Just like the lorecrimes episode... I just know this one is going to be a fire episode. 🔥

  • @kalenbrands3628
    @kalenbrands3628 2 месяца назад +9

    I’ve held my tongue but can no longer do so…
    The servo skull has to answer for the Magnus slander

  • @Le-cp9tr
    @Le-cp9tr 2 месяца назад +9

    The famous Blark and Son thumbnail

  • @n543576
    @n543576 2 месяца назад +6

    "I hope she's talking about Elder Wifu's and not banging tanks."
    LMAOOOOOO i think this has instantly become a new classic for me, i love you guys

  • @obsidian1nereid
    @obsidian1nereid 2 месяца назад +7

    Also … Man, Bones, drops the profane disses like some sort of twisted love child of Dr Octagon and a Slaneeshi Demonette. I would buy his 40k nerdcore diss-ridden absolutely filthy and foul mixtape (w Collab w Dr Octagon cause I just know, I feel it, the man knows 40k … Probably played it on tha coca …)

  • @wesleyeberly228
    @wesleyeberly228 2 месяца назад +2

    (Patron questions) Somehow you’ve given all the objectively correct answers in games to play again.

  • @obsidian1nereid
    @obsidian1nereid 2 месяца назад +4

    More Mr Bones please! Like I saw the other 2 videos and it just reinforced the fact that this man has the Shining … But like the corrupted alternate universe evil Spock version that gets you trapped in the overlook hotel as part of its creep menagerie. I can imagine the fools that stumble into him scooby-doo style … Like okay stumble into the hall, creepy twins, run! Enter a room, insta eye bleach cause there’s that pervy furry man! Run across the hall - BAM, holdup, Mr Bones and a giant woman … Man needs to have his brain fumigated, but first make another video.

  • @natedog182
    @natedog182 2 месяца назад +3

    BOFFA MY BOYS ON ASTARTES ANONYMOUS??? HELL YEAH!!!!!

  • @dannyd.9932
    @dannyd.9932 Месяц назад +2

    38:36 Bold to assume you’d be the top, _Canadian_

  • @yopoxikeweapescai9066
    @yopoxikeweapescai9066 2 месяца назад +11

    Shit was as cursed as the tittle implied 10/10

  • @coltodude5778
    @coltodude5778 2 месяца назад +6

    This episode has no right to be the best shit youve recorded, and yet here we are.

  • @royalarts7508
    @royalarts7508 2 месяца назад +6

    My face is now permanently stuck in a smile

  • @spice615
    @spice615 2 месяца назад +15

    BRING MR BONES THE BREASTPLATE STRETCHER! 🍷

  • @telkhine_4067
    @telkhine_4067 2 месяца назад +26

    Why is Krakduk so wiggly

    • @atpsoldat6108
      @atpsoldat6108 2 месяца назад +17

      Compensation for the height.

    • @brok56
      @brok56 Месяц назад +3

      He is The little guard guy.

    • @sharkface2.084
      @sharkface2.084 17 дней назад

      look at him

  • @PapaPyth
    @PapaPyth 2 месяца назад

    I’m not even 20 minutes in and this is already top 3 best episodes ever. I literally can’t breathe 😂

  • @mirzantp4663
    @mirzantp4663 2 месяца назад +1

    Listening to this with my morning coffee is the most bad way to start my morning

  • @robertturner7379
    @robertturner7379 2 дня назад

    KRAKDUUUK, Love his videos! The "wooooooowwwww's" crack me up

  • @travisjustice5000
    @travisjustice5000 2 месяца назад

    Yoooo, Napking on AA?! I love his voidwalker exosuits, I've printed so many of them by now, they make up a big part of my chapter's termie forces! That guy is a true gigachad

  • @writingraven2503
    @writingraven2503 2 месяца назад +1

    This was hilarious! 🤣 I look forward to the next one 😁

  • @Human-163
    @Human-163 2 месяца назад +1

    Absolutely the most unhinged and cursed episode, 10/10 chef kiss😙🤌

  • @DragonsHoardOfPlastic
    @DragonsHoardOfPlastic 25 дней назад

    1:34:47 the immediate correct answer of Outer Wilds followed by "oh yeah, Outer Worlds" is a Shakespearian tragedy.

  • @criosfelix8744
    @criosfelix8744 2 месяца назад

    The lore youtuber i love the most

  • @mr.annoying4247
    @mr.annoying4247 Месяц назад +2

    If this joke has been made, I apologize, but
    "Bed, Wed, Purge" is just Slaneesh's take on "Kill, Maim, Burn"

  • @Demigodish4o3
    @Demigodish4o3 2 месяца назад +2

    Oh hell yeah, LETS GO

  • @BoredTAK5000
    @BoredTAK5000 26 дней назад

    The duality of man:
    “what is is she doing. i didn’t know this was possible”
    *“GIVE ME A WYTCH AND MY LIFE IS YOURS”*

  • @arizonaicesuntea9922
    @arizonaicesuntea9922 Месяц назад

    53:33 that collective "Really" got me rolling.

  • @firefang600
    @firefang600 2 месяца назад +2

    The thumbnail blark and son reference

  • @HardlineHawk
    @HardlineHawk 2 месяца назад +4

    The mustache are in different locations

  • @Dog5ight
    @Dog5ight 2 месяца назад +2

    God you know it’s a good episode when you damn near choke to death from laughing
    Side note, it was a mistake trying watch this and eat dinner at the same time

  • @YourHighnessIV
    @YourHighnessIV 2 месяца назад

    Ain't gonna lie can't wait for the 8 ppl podcast episode and everyone just cutting in trying to say something stopping rinse and repeat for 2 hours but this, this is the goat lineup

  • @GHOSTY_ON_TOP
    @GHOSTY_ON_TOP 2 месяца назад +1

    Another mega-crossover i see.

  • @mattthomas8178
    @mattthomas8178 2 месяца назад

    1:01:12 YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS. FELLOW MEN OF CULTURE, WE WANT MOAR

  • @Alex-ms6ku
    @Alex-ms6ku 2 месяца назад

    Blackstone ford focus is such a funny bit

  • @kingleech16
    @kingleech16 Месяц назад

    “Are we that brain-rotted!?!”
    “Yes.”
    🤣🤣🤣

  • @yopoxikeweapescai9066
    @yopoxikeweapescai9066 2 месяца назад +2

    1:28:33 never forget never forgive

  • @SH43418
    @SH43418 Месяц назад

    Mr. Bones almost makes up for the Moots not being here.

  • @NyssaB
    @NyssaB 2 месяца назад +1

    Arthur being the best guest as usual, and this episode is incredibly gay, so it's a banger.

  • @lordpandesan7416
    @lordpandesan7416 Месяц назад

    Want more of this plz

  • @Ygrag9
    @Ygrag9 2 месяца назад

    The Hoover thing caught me off guard

  • @constantinepeterson6874
    @constantinepeterson6874 Месяц назад

    20:09 Я Вас категорически приветствую, Клим Саныч.

  • @yopoxikeweapescai9066
    @yopoxikeweapescai9066 2 месяца назад +1

    Balls for the algorithm

  • @UnholyDrow
    @UnholyDrow Месяц назад

    A servo skull, cadian and two Astartes walk into a bar…

  • @JackQuinlan-xo7bs
    @JackQuinlan-xo7bs 2 месяца назад +1

    I fucking love the out worlds

  • @djbeast2145
    @djbeast2145 2 месяца назад +1

    This episode makes me realize I am a degen

  • @doomslayerprime9749
    @doomslayerprime9749 2 месяца назад

    When it comes to the Eldar Extrodites are 900% Bed/Wed for the Dinosaur bit alone .
    Harlequins its bed its especially if she's literally dressed up like classic Harley quinn. Drunkhari are bed if they're the attractive redheads and not any of them nightmare fuel ones. As for the surprisingly not mentioned Craftworld Eldars they also are Wed/bed for their classi relationship and Yurvreine

  • @doomslayerprime9749
    @doomslayerprime9749 2 месяца назад

    If anyone is doing Pancreasnoworks and tecallus artwork they have to do Arthur x Fulgrim next

  • @ThatoneGuy-ts7xd
    @ThatoneGuy-ts7xd 2 месяца назад +1

    Mr. Bones fun relationship fact even if your smaller than your partner you can be big spoon

  • @doomslayerprime9749
    @doomslayerprime9749 Месяц назад

    52:41
    ARTHUR/Cameron you'll never know which sister's of battle I'd wed/bed
    Tom it's the Red Ones .
    ARTHUR/Cameron DAMN IT!!!!!

  • @Ratman36
    @Ratman36 2 месяца назад +2

    me-me still waiting for skaven video bones things

    • @minichad5456
      @minichad5456 2 месяца назад +1

      Also still waiting letting time pass for skaven video moving picture!

  • @devenlemend4599
    @devenlemend4599 2 месяца назад +1

    This has nothing to do with the hour long fuck Mary kill of this episode but I'm just genuinely curious and I don't think I got an answer to this question but. How mailable is the metal necrons are made, cuz if it can work like liquid metal couldn't they just program their bodies to behave however they want. Sure it would be complicated to program a breathing function into artificial lungs but it would keep an immortal super genius robot busy for a while

  • @МихаилОдинцов-е2д
    @МихаилОдинцов-е2д 2 месяца назад

    25:42 Вот кого кого, а Клим Саныча я не ожидал увидеть

  • @aurorabora7557
    @aurorabora7557 2 месяца назад +1

    Dutch 🫵

  • @mateojuarez9191
    @mateojuarez9191 2 месяца назад

    TITANFALL MENTIONED RAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

  • @orangezeus9913
    @orangezeus9913 2 месяца назад

    You guys should have called this episode wed bed dead

  • @eiric6958
    @eiric6958 2 месяца назад

    That was something.

  • @UndertalefanH
    @UndertalefanH 2 месяца назад

    So far there is the most conflict about the Necrons so I'm gonna say my take. Purge Imotekh because because FUCK THE SAUTEKH. Bed Szarekh because a long-term relationship would kill me due to the fact that blackstone exists. Wed Anrakyr because imagine how fucking cool it would be to travel all over the universe to different tomb worlds with your cool Overlord husband. Now, before people say that you can't fuck any of the them, yes you can due to the infinite and the divine saying that necrons can shape their necrodermis.

  • @ironkeko4423
    @ironkeko4423 2 месяца назад

    I SEE THE LACK OF WARSMITH HONSOU DISTURBING

  • @Ghost-lm9sg
    @Ghost-lm9sg 2 месяца назад

    Speaking of discord, I don't know why but I can't enter the server

  • @gammothdraws
    @gammothdraws 2 месяца назад

    Bed Parasite of Mortrex, Wed Deathleaper, Purge Votann

  • @jamzee_
    @jamzee_ 2 месяца назад +2

    I cannot be trusted on a podcast like this. I’d be *BARKING* at some of the choices. Have you bloody seen the Vezmira Ahriman artwork?? HAVE YOU SEEN THE LORGAR ARTWORK?? HAVE YOU SEEN ARCHON’S FEMBOY PRIMARCHS??

    • @LordCrate-du8zm
      @LordCrate-du8zm 2 месяца назад +3

      Down horrendous

    • @jamzee_
      @jamzee_ 2 месяца назад +1

      @@LordCrate-du8zm SHUSH

  • @DartanyenKeene-xc7fc
    @DartanyenKeene-xc7fc 2 месяца назад

    Hey I need help I need to know what the stats would be for a nosie marine saxophone 😅I made my own homebrew called the outcasts they are the ones that are thrown away for being different even heretic marines that try to be better can join but I only have 10 tactical and 3 shield guard veterans and im new

  • @budderassassinn2067
    @budderassassinn2067 2 месяца назад +1

    Best episode, he's wrong, lmao

  • @madison_russell04
    @madison_russell04 2 месяца назад

    I thought this was about bed wetting at first.

  • @DragonsHoardOfPlastic
    @DragonsHoardOfPlastic 28 дней назад

    5:45 I have never, in over two decades on God's green earth, consuming media from multiple cultures, countries, and eras, heard this figure of speech.
    What does that MEAN?????

  • @armin8306
    @armin8306 2 месяца назад

    Jfc at Arthur on fulgrim

  • @Fritz-co4pb
    @Fritz-co4pb 2 месяца назад

    You have to marry fulgrim. He is the only primarc who ever had a human partner. Everyone else will not cope with you

  • @UndertalefanH
    @UndertalefanH 2 месяца назад

    1:20 wait what is it I'm too lazy to read them

  • @darknessml6145
    @darknessml6145 Месяц назад

    Holy fuck arthur

  • @PogChamp-id6fy
    @PogChamp-id6fy 2 месяца назад

    ok we have herd about all of theese characters but now. imperial knight, baneblade, and leman russ tank. not the crews of the vehicles the vehicles themeselfs

  • @therudecanadian8068
    @therudecanadian8068 2 месяца назад

    Oh god. What the hell is Red doing to Aaron and Mootz...

  • @haixaldonix4945
    @haixaldonix4945 2 месяца назад

    God Devid is so cute

  • @kobejones2732
    @kobejones2732 Месяц назад

    Marry Ahriman, then something inevitably happens, leading him to go out and try and fix things, but, of course, make everything 10x worse

  • @Mister-Thirteen
    @Mister-Thirteen Месяц назад

    No Sslyth? T-T

  • @IHaveAName1824
    @IHaveAName1824 2 месяца назад +1

    aurthur is scary

  • @doomslayerprime9749
    @doomslayerprime9749 2 месяца назад +1

    Arthur once again Hating on Magnus again as Always .

  • @goneunavailable238
    @goneunavailable238 2 месяца назад +2

    Freak marines frfr

  • @thepyrokitten
    @thepyrokitten Месяц назад

    This episode is bisexual as hell

  • @TheShatteredLegion
    @TheShatteredLegion 2 месяца назад

    Malc is Mega Wifey Material

  • @brastionskywarrior6951
    @brastionskywarrior6951 2 месяца назад

    I FUCKING HATE OMORI REEEE