“What you gonna do with a million mana?” I would be nervous if the grey player had at least 15 with the wind up toys they drop on us Who flashed in all these likes? I had a response on the stack 😤😅 thanks guys
Played this against my son. Saw my opening hand and told him," sorry". No mana crypt but had a basalt and unwinding clock. By turn three had Urza's battlethopter out and a flux cannon. I don't get to play that deck very often. Sidenote, turn 4 drew All is Dust.
Just the other day, my friend was playing the Zhulodok eldrazi precon, i was playing a Windgrace deck, and another friend was playing his Ur-dragon deck. Zhulodok curb stomped us for 12 rounds and messed around until Ur-dragon played a board wipe then stole zhulodoks It That Betrays, followed by Nicol Bolas. Left me at 5 life, and zhulodok at 6, ur dragon had 21 life. I kept drawing lands, and couldnt do anything. Next up, zhulodok. Dude has 16 lands out, an Ugin planeswalker for a 2 mana discount on colorless spells, and an artifact for casting from the top of your library, as well as a single Skittering Cicada (2/2 that gices your colorless spells flash, and gets +x/+x when you cast a spell, where x is the mana cost of that spell) that he played right after the board wipe. With 16 mana, dude managed to use various cards to draw all the lands at the top of his library (6 or so, i think), and cast 7 artifacts and creatures from it, bringing Skittering Cicada up to a 26/26. Ur-Dragon is tapped out, no blockers available. Gets hit for lethal. Cue my turn, i draw a birds of paradise and forfeit lmao
I also have a friend who plays Zulu Hulu deck. bro wasn't doing shyt till it came out and started double cascading. next thang you know his board state got ridiculous. had a few annihilators and other mana rocks, meanwhile I'm running mono green ghalta discount dino. I also had board state with a few large power creature like gigantosaurus 10/10 and pugnaciousness hammer 6/6. top deck triumph of the hordes and had to kill Zulu.
I once played a game on the play with Kozilek (the one that draws cards) where I played Ancient Tomb, Sol Ring, Mana Vault, Paradox Engine, Mana Crypt, and then I emptied my hand (don't remember what all it was, this was so long ago.) I dropped Kozilek, drew 7 cards, and passed with a full hand, more mana than I knew what to do with and a 10/10 that can discard cards to counter spells. The rest of the table scooped and they made me play another deck, lol
@@lsynno eh, there's plenty of ways to win with infinite mana, some pieces aren't legendary so you can have multiple in your deck to draw.... And most importantly, this is a short. Drawing into the combo one way or another on turn 2 or 3 is still damn good. 😂
@@FFKonokohes playing edh, so 100 cards and no duplicates. Due to the lack of colored mana he cant even play tutors in this deck, so an opening hand like that would be the equivalent of winning the lottery.
I mean if they play vintage or some shit landing this hand or a similar win con hand isn't statistically hard. Hell it can intact be really REALLY easy. Edit: there is a reason high level modern plays like a spitfire game of "defuse the landmine"
Note that this would only be possible in Vintage or EDH due to legality of Mana Crypt and Sol Ring But on a positive note, in EDH with Kozilek as commander to draw a new hand, then an Altar effect, you can cast your whole library turn one. Fun stuff!! Never sleep on the colorless strats.
One eldrazi colourless deck with kozilek, and one artifact colourless with like 6 different commander possibilities, i remember when ubt came out and i rejoiced for a new (playable) colourless commander that wasnt hope of g, or traxos (although i still love him)
Good one. In response to you casting Walking Ballista, I exile Simian Spirit Guide and Elvish Spirit Guide from my hand add RG to my mana pool, and cast Manamorphose, to give me BB mana, I let you resolve your Walking Ballista and cast Sudden Edict. Say bye bye to your Ballista. Remember Sudden Edict has Split Second... so it is truly bye bye.
@@livedandletdieThe problem with this is when a creature ETBs priority does not pass around so when they activate the ballista if they’re smart and hold priority on each activation edict won’t work
@@megastingey6714 sudden edict will go on top of the stack and sacrifice the ballista before anything else. will the ability triggers before it activate regardless?
Yugioh is like a modern liberal western nation. Highly regulated with an emphasis on fairness, though someone usually ends up on top anyway. In contrast, MTG is like a wild west libertarian wonderland. Tons of no holds barred fuckery but slower speed, so it's harder to pull off OTK and combos. Each county(format) decides the laws of the land so pick and choose to live(play) how you want.
Ahh Magic Christmas Combo Land. The world where you get the exact 7 cards you need for a ridiculous combo on the first draw out of a 60-100 card deck. Definitely the most realistic depiction of the game!
Son really had the full 7 card combo. Might have not fit in the short format but he should have played Butcher of truth to draw 4 and be like oh you are right I can't win. wait hold on let me cast my commander, oh wait there we go.
I have a colorless eldrazi deck, last two times I played it I got forsaken monument in my opening hand and played it so fast. Also had Ugin out shortly after. Cheaper cards and extra mana, just went nuts.
This is a pretty interesting Combo, I play Colorless Ulamog ramp in Arena, and I have a Myr Tribal deck physically, I think I have an idea of the next Deck im building.
I fucking knew it. Once he played Basalt Monolith. I knew the card he was going to play next was going to be Walking Balista because that's a combo I ran. But not in a pure colorless deck it also had Red in it. Gotta have back up plans.😂😂😂
I have never let go of colourless and artifacts after one single game I played in college. One guy in class had set up an MtG club, and we had a power cube session. My opponent played a Spectra Ward on one of his creatures. I am now, 10 years later, still haunted by that one game he managed to win despite my 34/34 on the board.
I still dream of the time ill have a turn like that with my Karn Legacy Reforged deck. Didnt realize Forsaken Monument + Basalt Monolith was infinite mana though, will have to work towards that next time i play
my favourite deck i have is a commander colourless artifact deck. its decently powerful, but does have a bad habbit of having 20 minute turns jsut from a ridiculous amount of interactions with it self in an ungodly borad state.
Well technically he had one card in hand and a commander to cast from the command zone. So if he casted Zhul first, then the balista, it could’ve been way worse. Lolz
Yup!!! Throne of geth on field contagion clasp on turn timber ranger and skittherex the blight dragon with heavy arbalest and mirror shield and SWING FOR THE FENCES AND PROLIFERATE 9 TIMES
You can also run Kosilek the great distortion as the commander so after you dump out a hand full of mana rocks you can cast him for 10 and draw seven cards. Plus he has counter magic as an ability so you can counter a few spells in colorless
That new 5 color eldrazi commander is going to be a blast. I cant wait to throw a stack of eldrazi babies that delete everything that gets in their way.
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Ah yes colorless also known as mana rock tribal
😂😂😂😂😂😂my best friend plays colorless you just game me a new nickname for his deck😂😂😂😂😂😂thank you 😂😂😂
I enjoy playing Og karn, silver golem so fun to combo off with
Get thus fast mana is good. Shocker right?
Mono Brown
If it ain't broke, don't fix it
“What you gonna do with a million mana?”
I would be nervous if the grey player had at least 15 with the wind up toys they drop on us
Who flashed in all these likes? I had a response on the stack 😤😅 thanks guys
Grey is a color he is playing colorless
It’s not grey, it’s monobrown to old school players
@@jamiebruner8463Fucking legend
Naw, it's devoid 😂
MUD
"69 your face"
Bro pause tf you just say?
I think he just wants to be in that kind of position
@@jginc.7882 upstairs though
"I play Kozilek the great distortion, which allows to draw four more cards"
Butcher of Truth is the draw 4. Great Distortion from an empty hand is a draw 7.
Swear to god i thought that was what was gonna happen!
"that's not what it dose prof"
@@drazi3356 would been more entertaining lol
@@bakerfftoo2912 That's what it do, Yugi!
You can't do much more than that, right? Totally... *proceeds to do another 12 game actions*
About 12? More like a billion & twelve. 😅
@@seanhardner5842about a billion & twelve? More like 2 billion & 12. He untapped and tapped it a billion times
I saw only 2 things. Ramp and win.
@@murlocmasher3368 Right, but I DID say ABOUT… LOL. 😀
@@seanhardner5842 “about 12? More like a billion” you didn’t say about, when referring to the amount you figured it was. You liar
Someone else should shuffle his cards the next time😂
Bro turned it into a yugioh otk
FTK*
This is just an average game of commander I swear to fuck.
Been saying OTK for years, even if youre going second. @iDclul101
@@gokud.uzumaki1520FTK is specifically for the first turn. Both are OTKs though, as I'm sure you know.
@@cristobalgarces1675 right
69 your face is one of the craziest lines I’ve heard from magic
I gotta remember this line for Commander night
I think its a new mechanic
But if you '69' someone's face wouldn't they also be '69'ing your face 😅
😂😂 for real though
Eldrazi war crimes
Finally someone speaking my language
Thats just winter for the Eldrazi.
@@kiritosuzumia6727 "All is Dust" is code for Eldrazi Winter.
Eldrazi should be eternal.
The classic perfect 7-8 cards to win turn 1.
Just a easy 1 in 1,000,000,000+ odds
Played this against my son. Saw my opening hand and told him," sorry". No mana crypt but had a basalt and unwinding clock. By turn three had Urza's battlethopter out and a flux cannon. I don't get to play that deck very often.
Sidenote, turn 4 drew All is Dust.
Your son was the one with the last word.
I was worried he was about to drop a Karn + Mycosynth Lattice to turn off the other guy before he even does anything 😂
Same
Did this turn 2 😂
I do that turn 0 all the time in Vintage.
My favorite colorless combo haha. Add in an ugin for some flavor 😎😂
"Oh we can tutor up our starting hand? U gotta tell me that before we start."
Bro, always be living in magical Christmas land
No mulligans, too. :)
I fully expected “I force of will that”
My friends laughed at me for having kozilek as my commander. They werent laughing anymore once they saw him on the field turn 2...
I can't wait till wizards make the foil etched mana crypt
When all else fails: giant ass walking ballista. Done, problems solved.
I heard a million colorless mana and I knew the ballista was coming. I have a Karn, legacy reforged deck colorless rules.
Just the other day, my friend was playing the Zhulodok eldrazi precon, i was playing a Windgrace deck, and another friend was playing his Ur-dragon deck. Zhulodok curb stomped us for 12 rounds and messed around until Ur-dragon played a board wipe then stole zhulodoks It That Betrays, followed by Nicol Bolas. Left me at 5 life, and zhulodok at 6, ur dragon had 21 life.
I kept drawing lands, and couldnt do anything. Next up, zhulodok. Dude has 16 lands out, an Ugin planeswalker for a 2 mana discount on colorless spells, and an artifact for casting from the top of your library, as well as a single Skittering Cicada (2/2 that gices your colorless spells flash, and gets +x/+x when you cast a spell, where x is the mana cost of that spell) that he played right after the board wipe.
With 16 mana, dude managed to use various cards to draw all the lands at the top of his library (6 or so, i think), and cast 7 artifacts and creatures from it, bringing Skittering Cicada up to a 26/26.
Ur-Dragon is tapped out, no blockers available. Gets hit for lethal.
Cue my turn, i draw a birds of paradise and forfeit lmao
I also have a friend who plays Zulu Hulu deck. bro wasn't doing shyt till it came out and started double cascading. next thang you know his board state got ridiculous. had a few annihilators and other mana rocks, meanwhile I'm running mono green ghalta discount dino. I also had board state with a few large power creature like gigantosaurus 10/10 and pugnaciousness hammer 6/6. top deck triumph of the hordes and had to kill Zulu.
“Wassup gob knobler” fuckin killed me 🤣🤣😭😭😭
If the commander is Kozilek the Great Distortion there is no such thing as 1 card left in hand.
I once played a game on the play with Kozilek (the one that draws cards) where I played Ancient Tomb, Sol Ring, Mana Vault, Paradox Engine, Mana Crypt, and then I emptied my hand (don't remember what all it was, this was so long ago.) I dropped Kozilek, drew 7 cards, and passed with a full hand, more mana than I knew what to do with and a 10/10 that can discard cards to counter spells. The rest of the table scooped and they made me play another deck, lol
“Gob nobler”
I was actually about to build a colorless deck 😂. Although I was leaning more towards eldrazi tribal
I never did like devoid
Missed opportunity to subtract 42069 counters
"Cool, no prob, now actually shuffle your deck you cheater"
edit: Found some cheaters below that hate to be called out lol
"NOOOO YOU CAN'T HAVE A GOOD THRN 1 HAND NOOOOOOOO THATS NOT POSSIBLE YOU HAVE TO BE CHEATING NOOOOOOOO"
@@some_shitposting_idiot3023lol theres "good hand" and "the exact 5 cards i need to win."
@@lsynno eh, there's plenty of ways to win with infinite mana, some pieces aren't legendary so you can have multiple in your deck to draw....
And most importantly, this is a short. Drawing into the combo one way or another on turn 2 or 3 is still damn good. 😂
@@FFKonokohes playing edh, so 100 cards and no duplicates. Due to the lack of colored mana he cant even play tutors in this deck, so an opening hand like that would be the equivalent of winning the lottery.
@@jo6253 Please tell me, what is his commander?
I love when I play magic and instead of shuffling the decks and drawing cards, you just start with whatever hand you want
We love a Christmas land hand though
I mean if they play vintage or some shit landing this hand or a similar win con hand isn't statistically hard. Hell it can intact be really REALLY easy.
Edit: there is a reason high level modern plays like a spitfire game of "defuse the landmine"
This combo is in my eldrazi deck
I saw that Basalt Monolith and said, out loud, Walking Ballista. Had a big ass grin when it was.
Note that this would only be possible in Vintage or EDH due to legality of Mana Crypt and Sol Ring
But on a positive note, in EDH with Kozilek as commander to draw a new hand, then an Altar effect, you can cast your whole library turn one.
Fun stuff!! Never sleep on the colorless strats.
Colorless is king
One eldrazi colourless deck with kozilek, and one artifact colourless with like 6 different commander possibilities, i remember when ubt came out and i rejoiced for a new (playable) colourless commander that wasnt hope of g, or traxos (although i still love him)
I play mono red in standard ...youre welcome😂
Not even Yugi could pull this God hand
Everyone's dream, getting all the cards you need in the initial draw😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅
Walking Balista: Proof damage can still use the stack.
Good one. In response to you casting Walking Ballista, I exile Simian Spirit Guide and Elvish Spirit Guide from my hand add RG to my mana pool, and cast Manamorphose, to give me BB mana, I let you resolve your Walking Ballista and cast Sudden Edict. Say bye bye to your Ballista. Remember Sudden Edict has Split Second... so it is truly bye bye.
@@livedandletdieThe problem with this is when a creature ETBs priority does not pass around so when they activate the ballista if they’re smart and hold priority on each activation edict won’t work
@@megastingey6714 sudden edict will go on top of the stack and sacrifice the ballista before anything else. will the ability triggers before it activate regardless?
These fools got god hands for the reels.... Kidding man, love your content ❤️
I understand very little about MTG however what I have learned is that there are a lot more infinite loopholes than Yu-Gi-Oh
Yugioh is like a modern liberal western nation. Highly regulated with an emphasis on fairness, though someone usually ends up on top anyway. In contrast, MTG is like a wild west libertarian wonderland. Tons of no holds barred fuckery but slower speed, so it's harder to pull off OTK and combos. Each county(format) decides the laws of the land so pick and choose to live(play) how you want.
The spirit of gas stations animates these two
This isn't your regular Magical Christmas Land...
This is *EXTRA* Magical Christmas Land (and also a 500$+ hand)!
Yeah
Funny looking at the last deck i made (five colors) being less than 100$
Seeing this hand casually being so much more expensive is wild
As soon as I heard Colorless, I thought Eldrazi.
Never underestimate mana rock tribal
Ah yes the magical christmas land hand
Helps that his opening hand costs more than some of my decks
He "shuffled" his deck for the perfect opening hand and top deck. What a "miracle".
Artifact decks have been a baller since 94. From mana batteries to endless armies of 1/1 flying tokens.
I thought he was boutta drop an emrakul 😅
lol i found this combo out immediatly when forsaken monument came out. its such a good card in a colorless eldralzi deck
Im so using this for a Eldrazi colorless deck. Thanks for the combo : )
Ahh Magic Christmas Combo Land. The world where you get the exact 7 cards you need for a ridiculous combo on the first draw out of a 60-100 card deck. Definitely the most realistic depiction of the game!
You look exactly like what I imagine a MTG player looking like
Just a question what happens if I force of will/Negation monolith?
when can we get a supercut of him just saying "what up _"
That outro made me call the police in fear for my life and my youtube
Definitely only subscribed so my RUclips doesn’t get deleted!! Thanks for the content!!
You’re a real funny guy lol this is a whole new take on Mtg vids
If someone ever did this to me, im not playing with them again unless i can physically draw their hand
Literally lost to the Monument/basalt/ballista combo today. Totally didn’t see it coming either, caught me way off guard
Jesus christ a million mana
He literally said billion
You should do a card list in the comments on these. They are so good keep it up!
Oh man, this takes me back... to 1995.
Son really had the full 7 card combo. Might have not fit in the short format but he should have played Butcher of truth to draw 4 and be like oh you are right I can't win. wait hold on let me cast my commander, oh wait there we go.
At least when I play tribal Myr, I give my opponent a turn first.
New dudes awesome 👌 great vid as always man
one of the people in my playgroup is obsessed with walking ballista infinite mana combos, i swear it's in every deck of his 😂
I have a colorless eldrazi deck, last two times I played it I got forsaken monument in my opening hand and played it so fast. Also had Ugin out shortly after. Cheaper cards and extra mana, just went nuts.
This is a pretty interesting Combo, I play Colorless Ulamog ramp in Arena, and I have a Myr Tribal deck physically, I think I have an idea of the next Deck im building.
That Dude just stomped poor luke😂
first thing i thought was cheating some eldrazi onto the board XD
Edit: OH! THAT IS _ALSO_ EVIL!
I fucking knew it. Once he played Basalt Monolith. I knew the card he was going to play next was going to be Walking Balista because that's a combo I ran. But not in a pure colorless deck it also had Red in it. Gotta have back up plans.😂😂😂
Man, that's a crazy opening hand to win turn 1 in colorless, lmao.
I HAD to subscribe. I don’t want my youtube deleted, y’all!
I've got a colorless Eldrazi deck with 2 copies of a sorcery that deals damage any time I play a colorless card. Basically passive damage.
I have never let go of colourless and artifacts after one single game I played in college. One guy in class had set up an MtG club, and we had a power cube session. My opponent played a Spectra Ward on one of his creatures. I am now, 10 years later, still haunted by that one game he managed to win despite my 34/34 on the board.
The way I was taught, you couldn't tap cards when they first entered the field because tapping was considered to be hindered by summoning sickness.
this only applies to creatures
I love how everyone just has that classic rock line in every deck. This could really be hundreds of different decks minus the Walking Ballista.
Ah yes, my favorite power move: Summoning a $200 mana crypt
Me watching this right after finishing a game with my Karn, Legacy reforged deck👀👀
I still dream of the time ill have a turn like that with my Karn Legacy Reforged deck. Didnt realize Forsaken Monument + Basalt Monolith was infinite mana though, will have to work towards that next time i play
I thought he was playing the commander that draw you back to 7 cards 😂
This Ballista was made for walkin'...
i have a colorless ulamog the ceaseless hunger deck and it is so fun
First time watching this called the walking bimbo. "I dont need colors to beat you" 😂
IDK why but I love hearing you say "tryin to play some magic?"
"I'm going to cast my commander, Kozilek the Great Distortion, and get a full hand back"
my favourite deck i have is a commander colourless artifact deck. its decently powerful, but does have a bad habbit of having 20 minute turns jsut from a ridiculous amount of interactions with it self in an ungodly borad state.
Missed the 6 life he gained after casting the monument
wow so much fun was had in that 1 turn...
Yooo just sub 🔥 content gave me a couple ideas for my deck
Wasnt suprise that it was walking balista
I don't play colorless. I play mono brown. Because sheets about to be real broken.
Well technically he had one card in hand and a commander to cast from the command zone. So if he casted Zhul first, then the balista, it could’ve been way worse. Lolz
Very nice walking balista you have there, but I got this: force of will.
Hurts more given that I just got turn two pubstomped by a colorless deck in a commander game a week ago… 😢
I was ready to hear him say that his last card was either of the Kozileks, and i would have cried.
Yup!!! Throne of geth on field contagion clasp on turn timber ranger and skittherex the blight dragon with heavy arbalest and mirror shield and SWING FOR THE FENCES AND PROLIFERATE 9 TIMES
As a yugioh player im happy people are trying our game
You can also run Kosilek the great distortion as the commander so after you dump out a hand full of mana rocks you can cast him for 10 and draw seven cards. Plus he has counter magic as an ability so you can counter a few spells in colorless
Nahhhh hold on, I gotta get on this colorless grind hold uuuup
I would love to see a colorless commander deck. That would be absolutely insane.
Giveaway link in the community tab
That new 5 color eldrazi commander is going to be a blast. I cant wait to throw a stack of eldrazi babies that delete everything that gets in their way.