The Lord of the Rings: Gollum is a truly awful game

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  • Опубликовано: 10 сен 2024

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  • @joecool9739
    @joecool9739 Год назад +195

    The mechanics to run on walls and climb on ledges etc were actually quite innovative
    20 years ago

    • @mb2776
      @mb2776 Год назад +10

      they did it better in enter the matrix. which was in fact 20 years ago.

    • @bachibouzouc9250
      @bachibouzouc9250 Год назад +1

      Just play Star Wars Fallen Order or Survivor.... it's far better 😅

    • @-CrimsoN-
      @-CrimsoN- Год назад +1

      Yep...Assassins Creed was doing this WAYYYYY BETTER with the first game.... in 2007....

    • @joecool9739
      @joecool9739 Год назад +4

      @@-CrimsoN-
      If im totally honest, the first game I actually saw with these types of mechanics were the Tomb Raider ps1 games in the 90s
      So 20 years is actually a lowball number
      This game truly is a pathetic waste

    • @LamborghiniDiabloSVPursuit
      @LamborghiniDiabloSVPursuit Год назад +1

      @@Adam-fl9uc This game has no point to begin with.
      It was made to cater to a micro-fanbase that does not exist, and supplies a demand that was never in-demand to begin with. This would have been fine as a comic or internet webseries, it had no business being a full-fledged game.

  • @therealfornicus
    @therealfornicus Год назад +66

    Who the hell green lights this nonsense?
    And why is it still running better than redfall? Dark days in gaming.

    • @waketp420
      @waketp420 Год назад +8

      What's funny, is the environment in Golem often looks better than redfall too.
      Both shite games

  • @tatuvarvemaa5314
    @tatuvarvemaa5314 Год назад +192

    I feel bad for Tolkien. If he'd be alive to see what is being done with his work he'd (rightfully) loose his mind.

    • @nilfux
      @nilfux Год назад +18

      He might even lose it.

    • @EternaMania_
      @EternaMania_ Год назад +3

      The guy from south park?

    • @EternalFiresky
      @EternalFiresky Год назад +12

      The Amazon show and this game would never have been released if he was still alive

    • @ComedyLoverGirl
      @ComedyLoverGirl Год назад +11

      Yeah. First, Amazon's Rings of Power, and now this? Tolkien is fuming from beyond the grave!

    • @00Kuja00
      @00Kuja00 Год назад +5

      I think this and other things that is called "LotR", is so far from Tolkien's work that he would not even care.

  • @jsan2548
    @jsan2548 Год назад +210

    I don’t know about anyone else, but when an Englishman tells me something LotR-related is scuffed, I believe him.

    • @kid_lucchese
      @kid_lucchese Год назад

      It would make more sense if he was a New Zealander.

    • @Psychedlia98
      @Psychedlia98 Год назад

      When I see a guy with an American pfp saying this, it just reinforces the point that is one of things the English have sole authority on

  • @TheGameChanger430
    @TheGameChanger430 Год назад +89

    It feels weird seeing Sty play something different, in a good way of course. I also do like this new channel of yours.

    • @gameexpert133
      @gameexpert133 Год назад +8

      With how ow is going its better to have a backup plan his og channel is so ow related

    • @MrGregAndo
      @MrGregAndo Год назад

      Truely, blizzard should be paying attention that this has happened. I live Sty’s content so I’m glad to see him move on. Not sure OW can be saved now. I stopped during second season.

  • @CadaverJunky8
    @CadaverJunky8 Год назад +24

    This is funny and the memes are already hilarious but the bigger picture is so much more depressing. The fact games like this are getting green lit and pushed out (under sweatshop work conditions, too) because they know it'll generate buzz and people will still play it is depressing. The current video game landscape is dystopian. Not even back in the days of PS1 and Gamecube were games this blatantly shitty being pumped out.

  • @Caladras
    @Caladras Год назад +19

    It's a real shame this game turned out the way it did, because Daedalic Studios have made some really great games in the past. They focus on 2D point-and-click adventures and they've been really good at this genre. If you're into that sort of stuff, I can definitely recommend Chains of Satinav and Memoria. Great story, beautiful hand-painted visuals, costs only a few bucks. Daedalic probably bit off more than they could chew by setting out to make Gollum. They're a small German indie game devoloper, not a major AAA studio.

    • @jeremypowell9260
      @jeremypowell9260 Год назад +1

      I don't know what the studio's future will be now, which is unfortunate since they have done great work on a smaller scale in the past. Chains of Satinav and Memoria are stupendous, and their Legends of Andor app is a good version of that excellent board game.

    • @Desgaroth
      @Desgaroth Год назад

      That's the problem though. They are a small indie game developer. The Lord of the Rings IP is expensive af. I still don't really understand how they got their hands on that.

    • @kellywilson137
      @kellywilson137 Год назад

      @@Desgaroth They had compromising Photos of the rights holder in homoerotic positions.
      At least thats what ill choose to believe.

  • @DruuzilTechGames
    @DruuzilTechGames Год назад +17

    They could've hired any number of people who can imitate Gollum from the movies, but instead they went with someone who sounds nothing like Gollum/Smeagol.

  • @Darth_Wallace
    @Darth_Wallace Год назад +17

    It's times like this I really miss Battle for Middle Earth and Shadow of Mordor. We need good LOTR games again 😢

  • @demosneokleous4877
    @demosneokleous4877 Год назад +19

    Stylosa is having so much fun laughing at this game, i dont blame him

  • @Feetism
    @Feetism Год назад +16

    The cutscene genuinely looks like Source film maker

  • @gavinduke2107
    @gavinduke2107 Год назад +5

    My first sign this game was gonna be shit was the fact that the elven language is behind the deluxe edition

  • @christopherwood8363
    @christopherwood8363 Год назад +24

    This is what YT viewers want man. Big channels dont like shitting on bad stuff anymore. WE NEED MORE OF THESE ACCURATE CRITICAL REVIEWS

    • @blaynegreiner9365
      @blaynegreiner9365 Год назад +13

      Everyone is shitting on this game...

    • @trumptheworstpresidentever4881
      @trumptheworstpresidentever4881 Год назад +6

      Ya they all are ripping it a new one.

    • @dracuhl8342
      @dracuhl8342 Год назад +5

      What do you mean...? There are plenty... Like I appreciate what he is doing here as well but let's not pretend it's the only one left.

    • @tehfelf
      @tehfelf Год назад +6

      Have you ever been on the internet? People shitting on stuff is like 96% of whats on the internet. Porn is taken into account with that percentage.

    • @ZERO-Shinkai
      @ZERO-Shinkai Год назад

      @@blaynegreiner9365 That's because this game is shit.

  • @DangerLevel10
    @DangerLevel10 Год назад +11

    This looks like a one off mission in shadows of war. This would be like making a full game on the Ashley part of RE4..

  • @actualtrashpile
    @actualtrashpile Год назад +11

    The beginning of the end of OW, Stylosa has run out of patience.
    Love you Stylosa, and wish you luck in future endeavors.

  • @PutridPenguinPoots
    @PutridPenguinPoots Год назад +8

    Hopefully what went on behind the scenes comes out because if they released it in this state it had to have been a "Fuck it just release it so we can try to recoup whatever we can on it" breaking point

  • @demosneokleous4877
    @demosneokleous4877 Год назад +3

    Did anyone even ask for this game at the first place?

  • @emergency.jergens
    @emergency.jergens Год назад +3

    Gollum cannot kill Orcs wearing a helmet.

  • @mortazahaidary9695
    @mortazahaidary9695 Год назад +3

    This doesn’t even deserve to be a shadow of war DLC let alone a $60 game.

  • @Konyyaan
    @Konyyaan Год назад +10

    They did my man Gollum bad 😭

  • @romainvicta3076
    @romainvicta3076 Год назад +4

    Proof that Germans aren't always the best at making things

  • @pureroshy
    @pureroshy Год назад +7

    What the hell Stylosa? What are you doing here!

  • @xkidgey
    @xkidgey Год назад +2

    3:35 I'm very disappointed that the quest prompt reads ORCS! and not ORCSESES!

  • @MissingVoidTV
    @MissingVoidTV Год назад +3

    Back to the old glory days! Get Kirioth involved again!

  • @AriKitsune19
    @AriKitsune19 Год назад +2

    As a LotR/Tolkien fan, I feel insulted by this "game" for even being released in this state. In all honesty, I'd rather suffer FNaF: Security Breach all over again than even touching this POS 😡

  • @kingofdragons7
    @kingofdragons7 Год назад +1

    We could have had a game with Gandalf, but they chose everyone's favorite LOTR protagonist, Gollem...

  • @mm_1429
    @mm_1429 Год назад +2

    Its almost as if giving the Lord of the Rings IP to the developers known for point and click games is a bad idea.

  • @OhBoysPaintball
    @OhBoysPaintball Год назад +2

    Character models look terrible, movement looks terrible, controls are terrible, voice acting sounds terrible. This game had a lot of potential and they screwed it.

  • @miltonbuu
    @miltonbuu Год назад +3

    People in this world have just given up on trying 😢.

    • @ZERO-Shinkai
      @ZERO-Shinkai Год назад

      I went through that yesterday...lol

  • @unironicallydel7527
    @unironicallydel7527 Год назад +1

    Worst game of any year. people are saying ps3 era graphics, no shot, ps3 games looked way better than this garbage, not even ps2 games looked this bad.

  • @stanley13579
    @stanley13579 Год назад +1

    Tolkien is lucky to have died before seeing his work come to ruin. George Lucas was not so lucky... he lives on.

    • @stacystacy4289
      @stacystacy4289 Год назад

      This and those shadow of shyte, trashazon series as well

  • @southafricanplebgamer9192
    @southafricanplebgamer9192 Год назад +3

    Too think that this game could have been a decent spin off of Shadow of Mordor where you stalk the ranger trying to get back the ring of power.

    • @BalkanGames
      @BalkanGames Год назад

      It couldn't have been anything but abysmal because the developers, Daedalic Entertainment, have virtually no experience with this type of game.

    • @farisakhtar4824
      @farisakhtar4824 Год назад

      ​@@BalkanGames lack of experience doesn't necessarily mean the developer will make a bad game, they have other titles to take inspiration from. Plenty of studios were successful in their first attempt trying out a new genre/style of game.

    • @BalkanGames
      @BalkanGames Год назад

      @@farisakhtar4824 Yes, but those are exceptional cases, not the rule. Most developers just can't get certain genres right, no matter how many times they try. Examples: Anthem, Redfall, Jedi: Fallen Order, GoldenEye 007 and the Perfect Dark games (Don't get me wrong, Rare were a talented team of developers back in the day, but their attempts at FPSs were pathetic in my book), the TimeSplitters games and Haze (FRD were former Rare developers, which is why it's not surprising that their FPSs were also pretty bad), DICE's singleplayer modes, and Fallou 76. I could go on, though.

  • @MattyFreedom
    @MattyFreedom Год назад +3

    It’s good that they are still making PS3 games for people.

  • @101qberty
    @101qberty Год назад

    Why does the game stutter sometimes? Is it the streaming cam he used for recording video? The graphics look lower resolution than say Redfall, there should be no stuttering at all. I think...

    • @atheistyoda8915
      @atheistyoda8915 Год назад

      The game is so poorly-optimized to the point where it'll stutter even if you have a full-on gaming PC.

  • @brucecampbellschin8632
    @brucecampbellschin8632 Год назад +2

    If you wanna play a good version of this game take a look at the Styx games.

  • @Fuer64
    @Fuer64 Год назад +2

    Funny that I found out about this game because of how absolutely terrible it is
    Do have to admit it's very immersive, as you appear to have already lost your sanity

  • @JokerPoker5RP
    @JokerPoker5RP Год назад +2

    Unit lost? This brings me back to 2012! Good to have the channel back on!

  • @jasonrave4881
    @jasonrave4881 Год назад +1

    They designed his face like that cause of lacking film rights

    • @ryanm.8720
      @ryanm.8720 Год назад

      If you squint; the new Gollum kinda looks like Edna Konrad (Edna & Harvey: The Breakout), if she went 80 years without eating or drinking. Humorously; ‘Keeping Up With The Daedalics’ shows that Edna doesn’t have a high opinion of Gollum - for obvious reasons.

  • @Junkfist
    @Junkfist Год назад +2

    This is grim. I'd have done it for free and I've got a half-passing Gollum 😂

  • @abdelcarcamo
    @abdelcarcamo Год назад +2

    Unit lost. Now that's a name I haven't heard in a long time

  • @pearlkisses_8520
    @pearlkisses_8520 Год назад +2

    Hes so pitiful i cant he literally cant even catch a bug im crying

  • @ALGMAN316
    @ALGMAN316 Год назад +5

    BRUHHHHHH WHAT IS THIS GAME

  • @psykopath334
    @psykopath334 Год назад +1

    It's so painfull just watching someone play this thing, imagine buying it.

  • @gamingchinchilla7323
    @gamingchinchilla7323 Год назад +1

    If you could view this game as an early PS3 title and waited for it to go on sale at some Dollar General bargain bin for $5 I could see myself picking it up really. Some of the environments in this game do intrigue me. I'm reminded of the classic God of War games or even the Castlevania Lords of Shadow games which imo were amazingly beautiful for their time!

  • @FerrumAnulum
    @FerrumAnulum Год назад +1

    After everything I've seen about this game. It reminds the most about those 90's and early 00 movie tie in shovelware that were slapped together to come out during opening week...

  • @martymcyourflysdown6872
    @martymcyourflysdown6872 Год назад +1

    This game is so bad you would have to pay me $500 to play thru it and even then I might say no.

  • @HyperChamp
    @HyperChamp Год назад +1

    I'm buying this game and Sty can't stop me

  • @Vadelmahillo
    @Vadelmahillo Год назад +2

    Your laugh reminds me of Nick Offermans laugh as Ron Swanson in Parks and Rec

  • @GregCreg
    @GregCreg Год назад +1

    Is this actually out for purchase?…. 💀

  • @mikeg5039
    @mikeg5039 Год назад +1

    This wouldnt have been considered good even on ps3/360, which is where it belongs. This is hideous

  • @maliktyson18
    @maliktyson18 Год назад +1

    Legit who asked for this!!! like for real howed we go from shadow of war with it's iconic nemesis system with almost unlimited replayability. To this dumpster fire.

  • @SubaruWRC1996
    @SubaruWRC1996 Год назад +2

    When I heard about this game I was looking forward to it and was going to get it but after seeing this and several reviews and I think I'll do a hard pass.

  • @Outmode88_music
    @Outmode88_music Год назад +1

    The series of unfortunate events on ps2 had better atmosphere and game design than this

  • @Boxxcutter
    @Boxxcutter Год назад +1

    I saw that first trailer and could not stop laughing.. who wanted this?

  • @euX222X
    @euX222X Год назад +1

    That's happens when you use a mediocre indie game developer to build an AAA one...

  • @heathjackson9855
    @heathjackson9855 Год назад +1

    Looks like a crackhead simulator to me the quest to find a fix

  • @truesoupplay
    @truesoupplay Год назад +2

    I'd watch a full playthrough of you doing this

  • @sujeto026
    @sujeto026 Год назад +1

    Gollum makes forspoken look like a goty contender

  • @Bopig
    @Bopig Год назад +1

    Wow this garbage game is $69.99 Canadian on Steam that's criminal

  • @frieza2013
    @frieza2013 Год назад +1

    This game has been in development for to long to have this bad of frame drops do game developers even try anymore.

  • @kipzonderkop1994
    @kipzonderkop1994 Год назад +1

    This feels like one of those licensed ip games from the ps2 era. What a waste of time and money.

  • @peppermint_foxl
    @peppermint_foxl Год назад +2

    Wow the animation in the movies were better than in the game

    • @benglasgow
      @benglasgow Год назад

      in fairness you're comparing movie CGI to a game. Of course movie CGI comes out better.

    • @sdbegotist
      @sdbegotist Год назад +1

      The movies are also 2 decades old at this point.
      But unrelated to the original point, the character art direction is such a distracting thing, but the gameplay makes it so much worse.

  • @brucecampbellschin8632
    @brucecampbellschin8632 Год назад +1

    Don't worry I knew this game would suck when they showed it at whatever show it crawled out of.

  • @Ajoi14
    @Ajoi14 Год назад

    Omg I didn't know Sty has another channel!
    Glad seeing you enjoying your time!

  • @fasillimerick7394
    @fasillimerick7394 Год назад

    I suppose I show my age when I bring up the profound disappointment from Christmas 1982, when everyone simultaneously fired up their 2600, and put in E.T.. I say that in mild defense of this game, in that Gollum would be the greatest videogame possible in our minds.

  • @irishpeacockz5242
    @irishpeacockz5242 Год назад

    The premise was always awful, the fact that the execution was also piss poor was just icing on the cake of shit

  • @matthewbrears2129
    @matthewbrears2129 Год назад +1

    This feels like one of those things that will later be discovered to be a Trojan horse for some surveillance software from a foreign country lol

  • @Psychedlia98
    @Psychedlia98 Год назад

    I’ve heard mixed opinions on Gollums VA, some say it’s the only good thing in the game and others say it’s bad or mid

  • @Torenter528
    @Torenter528 Год назад +2

    This feels like a ps2 game

  • @fourthknower9831
    @fourthknower9831 Год назад

    So apparently there's also some sort of sub plot with a blind Elf lady later on

  • @cameron818
    @cameron818 Год назад +1

    I think Gollum sounds ok, it's not Andy so we can all get over that but that's the only real positive he sounds ok.

  • @3shuv755
    @3shuv755 Год назад +1

    as soon as i saw gollums character model i knew this game was gonna be shit

  • @carolineyuen3247
    @carolineyuen3247 Год назад

    Everyone’s favorite character! The hideous withered husk, Gollum

  • @WafflezDay
    @WafflezDay Год назад

    Rumor has it the same developer is making ANOTHER LotR game.
    Man, we could have had a Return of the King remake.

  • @yamchacrater2913
    @yamchacrater2913 Год назад +2

    I love your content on this channel. Keep it up! Had me cracking up a lot

  • @milkman6685
    @milkman6685 Год назад +2

    This is truly the lord of the rings game I have been waiting for

  • @CommanderSammer
    @CommanderSammer Год назад

    Is this supposed to be a jedi fallen order clone?

  • @ZERO-Shinkai
    @ZERO-Shinkai Год назад +2

    Ain't no way this game turned out like this lol!

  • @mrredeyes7021
    @mrredeyes7021 Год назад +1

    It’s sad a ps2 game does him better

  • @Rambone1978
    @Rambone1978 Год назад +2

    Jesus it looks horrible 😅

  • @demosneokleous4877
    @demosneokleous4877 Год назад +1

    4:08 take notes Fromsoft

  • @keaganbotha565
    @keaganbotha565 Год назад

    The fact that they charge you more than $50 for the game😂😂😂, what an absolute scam

  • @ominous7271
    @ominous7271 8 месяцев назад

    This video is basically: what if unit lost continued in it's previous form and lasted until today. It's quality.

  • @Sargassian
    @Sargassian Год назад +1

    this deserve to be game of the year :0

  • @smashbrandiscootch719
    @smashbrandiscootch719 Год назад +1

    Oh man yeah I thought this looked bad when news about it first started circulating, but i figured it just wasnt my type of game. But wow this is bad haha

  • @imarock8763
    @imarock8763 Год назад

    Maybe its becuase its been a minute since ive seen lotr or cuase i dont have headhphones on but the voice sounds pretty spot on maybe a bit deeper then the og and i bit clearer but its fine i mean this is obv Gollum when hes a bit newer to this deformed version of himself..my real question is why would they even make this? It feels like the wrong genre and the wrong character were put together for this particular game..

  • @Mr_G_s_Route_66
    @Mr_G_s_Route_66 Год назад +2

    The game's ammost as awful,l as how he laughs.
    He ptobably laughs at his own farts too.

  • @xnimoeee8410
    @xnimoeee8410 Год назад

    I was actually interested in this but I didn't liked the look of gollum the whole time..
    They should have spend more time

  • @TheRealMuckomon
    @TheRealMuckomon Год назад

    I'm probably gonna get some shit for this. But I personally have enjoyed the game so far. My only issue are the lag spikes and the graphics are very good (i play on all low since I have a gtx1660)

    • @stacystacy4289
      @stacystacy4289 Год назад

      People who eat things that are considered disgusting by normal folk exist, you know all those philias and deviations. I guess for gaming experience this is true as well.

  • @40proofbleach81
    @40proofbleach81 Год назад

    This had to have been an Amazon lotr production

  • @MayDayEXE
    @MayDayEXE Год назад +1

    Love seeing you playing other stuff. I've really enjoyed watching your OW content over the years, but I don't know how much more I'll be playing that game if Blizzard can't get their shit together. I would love to see you make content in some other games (I know you did some Valorant stuff but that's still in that hero shooter vein)

    • @luked4043
      @luked4043 Год назад

      Where is his OW content?

    • @lebinski
      @lebinski Год назад

      @@luked4043 stylosa

  • @AcAlvin
    @AcAlvin Год назад

    Goodbye overwatch, Sty has given up and made a different channel now.

  • @raulapontia4609
    @raulapontia4609 Год назад

    At least they gave us what they promised, unlike blizzard promising overwatch 2 lol

  • @enthar
    @enthar Год назад +1

    Unit Lost is back! Oh yeab

  • @ranjnijan3446
    @ranjnijan3446 Год назад +1

    Thanks for paying ludicrous price for our entertainment. lol

  • @buddhaclausstudios6762
    @buddhaclausstudios6762 Год назад

    He looks like Gargamel from The Smurfs.

  • @kartyl1wielki
    @kartyl1wielki Год назад

    I mean, like, maybe the send the wrong build by accident? xD

  • @jishwah1889
    @jishwah1889 Год назад

    Yooo Sty i love your energy in this video lol hail the 2nd channel and keep on gaming

  • @pqsnet
    @pqsnet Год назад

    HAHAHAHA!
    Crazy Yoda Jedi Master impression right there! ---> 03:31 .... 06:19 .... 06:36 ... 07:28 ... 10:13
    Mmm hmmhmhmhmhmmm.

  • @patti6879
    @patti6879 Год назад +2

    Please play more bad games it's funny 😂