Maybe the real spaceship was the friends the Kerbal's made along the way, because we sure as hell know that it's not whatever is on the launchpad right now.
the kerbals blindly following my orders to build a wildly unstable rocket with 12 SRBs on one stage, no struts, no parachutes, extremely poor RCS, and 300 m/s of return fuel for a trip to minmus:
Kerbals building the Intergalactic Traffic Cone, which contains 3 US national debts worth of fuel, one stage, and is positioned perfectly to send Jeb straight to God at approximately 23 times light speed.
KSP Press conference 2020 "although the rocket did fail to launch we have gathered quite valuble data. It appears that using duct tape to hold the fuel lines together isnt a good idea. Thank you"
KSP Press Conference 2020.4.28 "Turns out we were wrong abt the Duct Tape, it was actually so powerful it accidentally plugged the fuel pipe shut from its stickiness. Future use of duct tape will be applied more moderately, to ensure we dont plug a fuel-line again."
kerbals finely tuning and constructing the most complex and ingenious rockets ever designed only for it to fall over and explode on its way to the launchpad:
That was literally one of my first successful rockets that reached orbit, I ran out of fuel before I could return the Astronaut so he's stuck up in orbit to this day.
Guy has a bootleg infinity stone which lets him produce clones of himself. Its pretty funny because in the show he uses them sometimes as canon fodder.
people playground players after using their limitless genius to make a literal supercomputer for the purpose of running a robot arm meant to rip off one particular dude's balls
As a ksp player, i will confirm, this is how it feels likw the kerbals put the ship together some days when it starts bending midflight like a pool noodle
I watched a friend play Kerbal Space Program and immediately as soon as they started I reccomended we try getting a tetris block to land on mars What shouldve been a relatively simple joke of "Make Rocket with Tetris Block inside, shoot to mars, blow up rocket, land retro onto mars", We had like 5 failed rockets, 3 of which fell over and violently exploded on impact and yet we were still successful
Sir! We have good news and bad news! Bad news, the ladder was on top of the escape hatch. Good news, we have made the first artificial crater on Mun. Overall total success. Press F to pay respects to Jeb.
I once put like 50 shrimps at a 45° angle around a booster and watched how fast it would spin, the orange "prime meridian" bar was visible in 5 places at once it spun so fast
I vaporized jeb by making a rocket that was just a exposed seat and 7 vector engines. I also cast him from the solar system at mach 63, left him on max timewarp for 3 hours and he’d been going for 150 years straight. Poor jeb.
I actually did do this once, after I convinced the entire team to go engie, we built in our Intel for like ten minutes until some madlad built a teleporter to blu’s intel and we all just moved our shit there and it took half an hour and multiple Uber pushes for blue to finally put an end to our shenanigans
Stratzenblitz on his way to create the most masterful piece of aerospace engineering you’ve ever seen in a game about shooting green guys into space on ramshackle rockets
I might have left my entire team in an orbit and tumbling, leaving them unable to be ever rescued, but we did super succeed in our sub-orbital launch, by reaching orbit.
@@Hervoo welding is very dangerous and the welding helmets are very important and not only for blocking light but also blocking the UV rays could still go trough your eyelids and damage your eyeballs But also the other people are also too close to the welder and could be dangerous. In public spaces its best to use screens around you when welding in public to not irritate other people around you.
Let me represent to you, my greatest invention: STREOIDIUM-420! This bad boy can go from "0" to "Na/n" meters per second in a fraction of a second! It is so strong that it will DESTROY the sun! It uses the latest spagettification technology to make the perfect Kerbal Spagetti!
I especially like how in the last few seconds your seeing them all just singing and then there's just one of them in the foreground looking at the audience like, "we bout to mug you"
The show is Kid Cosmic, also I think I found the original clip: ruclips.net/video/Y3mAFVewZgA/видео.html
God bless you I've been looking for an answer for months
BUT WHAT ARE THEY SAYING
@@flagdefender587 its hillbilly language. only the cosmic horrors know
The show is the show is kid Cosmic?
Ah yes, I see you are a man of culture as well
(The ship has a 98% fatality rate with 2% being the times the ship failed to launch)
2% of the fatality rate is also made up of times the rocket failed to launch but then promptly spontaneously combusted.
I like those odds
your pfp is so familiar yet i dont know what it is
This implies that the rocket was sent to space at least 50 times
@@dimsthedimwit600 I think you mean sent directly into the floor.
Ksp players on their way to break the laws of physics with the sole intention of making Jeb’s existence go from a certainty to a suggestion
More like a hypothesis
SHRODINGER'S KERB
@@obamngaaa A possibility
A Theory
Jeb may be dead, but PART of the ship got to the Mun. I consider that a win.
why did i read that in martin's voice
Guess what...
@@idkanymore6897"Jeb might be dead, but we, got that bread"
The Jebidiah memorial impact crater
S T I L L W A I T I N G F O R L I T T L E J E B E D I A H
Maybe the real spaceship was the friends the Kerbal's made along the way, because we sure as hell know that it's not whatever is on the launchpad right now.
Bruh
Mood
fr
Kerbals on their way to build the shidpipe 57
Untitled Rocket 62
Dickbutt43
(It will fall apart immediately after 3.574 seconds)
Kerbals risking their life to fly the ShitFuck69:
@@australianpogchamp5976 (and blow up ksc entirely)
I never would've thought singing hillbilly clones building contraptions was something I would need in my life but here we are.
Not even any weird contraption, just a run way for kid to land
it is 2am for me, no less.
The clips from kid cosmic if you wanna see more
Motherflipper is 112
the kerbals blindly following my orders to build a wildly unstable rocket with 12 SRBs on one stage, no struts, no parachutes, extremely poor RCS, and 300 m/s of return fuel for a trip to minmus:
You bring return fuel?
@@NoLan_YT You bring fuel?
@@seantaggart7382 You bring engines?
@@aguywhodoesstuff1116 you bring?
@@seantaggart7382 you?
Kerbals building the Intergalactic Traffic Cone, which contains 3 US national debts worth of fuel, one stage, and is positioned perfectly to send Jeb straight to God at approximately 23 times light speed.
jeb may be gone, but we have disposed of all of those laundered kerbucks.
@@hivehusk5643very freshly laundered officer, smell the soap!
I have tried (And failed) upwards of 60 times to read this with a straight face. I always lose it at the "Straight to God" part.
@@dakotasan8719 i want to hear you read it with a straight face
@@dakotasan8719 Same here 😂
Me and some other Engineers building a sentry nest knowing damn well some ubercharged heavy will destroy it:
One sneaky spy
A ubered single demo or a direct hit soldier is enough
Class wars be like :
Yessss tf2
@@jabomacalua319 but if it's class wars then you can't have an ubered heavy...
Warhammer 40k Orcs building the most dangerous vehicle possible in the entire multiverse:
it just WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Also adding flames to make it go faster
And somehow it works, despite being held together with squig spit, duct tape, and a gretchin that got sealed inside the gearbox.
@@lexsamreeth8724 they got universal plot armor because what they think is true is true
The Skaven would easily beat them in that regard.
Kerbals on their way to strap 981 sepratrons onto a pair of misshapen metal called a chair:
this. precisely this.
More power is needed to reach the mighty Kraken.
A bunch of pigs with 3 wooden blocks, a metal wheel, a wooden wheel and a small engine trying to reach the goal on their 5829th attempt:
No, trying to reach that DAMN STARBOX on their 76839th attempt 😂😭
KSP Press conference 2020
"although the rocket did fail to launch we have gathered quite valuble data. It appears that using duct tape to hold the fuel lines together isnt a good idea. Thank you"
"We did also find out using toilet water mixed with sulfuric acid isn't a good idea."
Jeb's suit wasn't made for ftl travel.
"We also learned that keeping the solar panels held with Elmer's glue isn't a good idea. Good job!"
KSP Press Conference 2020.4.28
"Turns out we were wrong abt the Duct Tape, it was actually so powerful it accidentally plugged the fuel pipe shut from its stickiness. Future use of duct tape will be applied more moderately, to ensure we dont plug a fuel-line again."
Considering Kerbals canonically learn nearly exclusively through trial and error I doubt the general population would see this as a tragedy
give papa G some credit...he used the powers of an extinct alien race to make a one-man choir
Papa g best character
@@dorban3171 We have the knowledge of Netflix
RIP papa g
one man-many-men choir
Papa g didn't really die but sad at that part😢
This is what kerbal engineering truly looks like
Kerbals spending millions on a ship with a thruster pointed directly at the cockpit
kerbals finely tuning and constructing the most complex and ingenious rockets ever designed only for it to fall over and explode on its way to the launchpad:
Or to explode the launch pad instantly. Either way chances of launching are low
You forgot the .80 twr
Kerbals casually building a ship that just so happens to be made of the most flammable and unsafe parts possible and then naming it “Jeb Killer Mk1”
(its whole purpose is to send jeb crashing into the planet at many times the speed of sound)
@@R3D-8503who is jev
@@R3D-8503who’s jeb
@@soomitsunami5936jeb is a kerbal from kerbal space program, recently got memed a lot, dunno why tho
@@maioshi81jeb is the pinnacle of ksp tf you mean recently
“I may have lost a crew of 6 in the cumsock 16, but I have faith the cumsock 17 will fly”
It was sadly another blowout
cumsock 18 was lost at the sea
@@wolfiq5057with all its seamen
im reading all these fucking coments and im dieing
@@wolfiq5057 cumsock 19 made it to space, but it ended up busting during reentry.
Fazbear Entertainment building a new restaurant knowing damn well there's gonna be more murders:
Kerbal engineers on their way to condemn someone to die alone on board the *Untitled spacecraft 2* , which will get stuck in orbit
Nah they are being launched directly into Kerbol
me designing an 8 stage rocket to land on the mun with 300m/s of delta V after orbit
Bold of you to assume I know how to get things into planetary orbit.
That was literally one of my first successful rockets that reached orbit, I ran out of fuel before I could return the Astronaut so he's stuck up in orbit to this day.
Just rename it a station, problem solved
YEAG v3 was an exceptional craft. It lasted a whole 15 seconds longer than v2
16 seconds! A new record 🎉
@@NoLan_YT in truth, it was actually 20. Truly a masterpiece of a craft
That beats the record by 5x!
It always ends up like they’re trying to get into orbit on a flying pipe bomb
you say this as if that's not what NASA does
What is a rocket if not a controlled pipe bomb?
One of the most powerful engines designed (Sadly not built) was literally just dropping a nuke behind the rocket, and then riding its explosion.
@@randomintrovertedspider7510 Good ole Orion project :D
@@Thetankracer I wish the nuclear test ban of 1963 didn't happen - Project Orion with modern technology would be absolutely amazing for space travel.
With no context, this looked to me like a man with super speed having a fun moment with himself and his afterimage.
Guy has a bootleg infinity stone which lets him produce clones of himself. Its pretty funny because in the show he uses them sometimes as canon fodder.
He even names them
@@hawwaulya326”number 74… therapy can do wonders these days.”
people playground players after using their limitless genius to make a literal supercomputer for the purpose of running a robot arm meant to rip off one particular dude's balls
You’re not wrong at all
Exactly
Perfect representation of People Playground.
My brain creating a cinematic universe with a unique characters and plot while I’m trying to sleep:
Hate it when that happens, it makes me want to write
@@NoLan_YTeW gRoSs, WrItInG
As a ksp player, i will confirm, this is how it feels likw the kerbals put the ship together some days when it starts bending midflight like a pool noodle
the kerbals have discovered the abstract art of the floppy rocket
The Sodor repairmen on their way to repair the rails and engine only for an engine to derail at the exact same place 5 seconds after
Luckily, no-one was hurt!
it would be fun to have the ability to clone yourself and work as a hive mind
Sharing one single braincell on whole new level
Hehe gnaaaa
@@szeth5287 if only i had the funds to take full advantage of that :(
Absolute dream come true if that were to happen tbh
I’d finally be able to finish my gaming backlog
I watched a friend play Kerbal Space Program and immediately as soon as they started I reccomended we try getting a tetris block to land on mars
What shouldve been a relatively simple joke of "Make Rocket with Tetris Block inside, shoot to mars, blow up rocket, land retro onto mars", We had like 5 failed rockets, 3 of which fell over and violently exploded on impact
and yet we were still successful
My god, can you land a colony on pol for me?
This show was one of the last good Netflix originals that, in my opinion, completed its story.
What's the name
What is this show called? Haven't found it in the comments yet
@@BlueThunderFox Kid Cosmic I think me forgor
@@firstordersaint7659Kid Cosmic
Centaurworld came out around the same time, and it's also amazing.
Oceangate constructing their submarines well knowing they can only handle half the crush depth needed
kerbals casually spending months building a massive rocket that will explode 2 seconds after launch:
Assuming it launches at all
@@ArariaKAgelessTravellerssuming it gets to the launch pad*
So Kerbals work at SpaceX?
Your lucky if they can roll it over to the launch pad without catastrophic failure and actually get off the ground
Me and my friends building the weirdest thing imaginable to confuse archeologists in the future:
“Jeb may be dead, but we got that bread” -matincitopants
😂😂😂😂
I’ve been graced with a Kid Cosmic meme
I’m over the moon
This song un-ironically SLAPS
What on earth is it from?😂
@@TFZ. I think it's called Kid Cosmic
@@HappysAirsoftThank you.
@@HappysAirsoft I totally recognized it by the style.
The wntire show slaps
Sir! We have good news and bad news!
Bad news, the ladder was on top of the escape hatch.
Good news, we have made the first artificial crater on Mun.
Overall total success. Press F to pay respects to Jeb.
What about the other 79 Ships we sent?
@@wolfiq5057Good news. We've turned them into makeshift space stations
@@f22araptor22 Are the snacks intact?
Archimedes on his way to build defense mechanisms for Syracuse
He will now go back to drawing circles and shall NOT be disturbed
Ah yes, some history slander, nice
Jeb happily waiting to board the "KerbalKrusherXtreme#11" merely secinds after respawning
kerbals building the poopiepee M26 knowing damn well it's gonna crash into the main base again
Kerbals on their way to build a replica of the F-16C (It looks like a hot air balloon)
I once put like 50 shrimps at a 45° angle around a booster and watched how fast it would spin, the orange "prime meridian" bar was visible in 5 places at once it spun so fast
Kerbals on their way to strap a bunch of sepatrons on a Mk1 cockpit after the R&D ordered them to test the new researched parts:
Legit I think this is the first time I’ve seen a Kid Cosmic meme.
Ok…who else repeated this a bunch cause the song actually slaps?
Me ✋l__l
Me
Been playing it on loop for about an hour while working on Computer Science homework.
Yes yes and one more time - YES
Literally one the best animated netflix shows
What is it?
@@bigmike9947 kid cosmic
@@bigmike9947kid cosmic.
I vaporized jeb by making a rocket that was just a exposed seat and 7 vector engines. I also cast him from the solar system at mach 63, left him on max timewarp for 3 hours and he’d been going for 150 years straight. Poor jeb.
Tf2 engineers on their way to nest in the enemy intel for 30 minutes and get targetted by the whole enemy team
I actually did do this once, after I convinced the entire team to go engie, we built in our Intel for like ten minutes until some madlad built a teleporter to blu’s intel and we all just moved our shit there and it took half an hour and multiple Uber pushes for blue to finally put an end to our shenanigans
@@JustSven-st6lgmine had the whole team short circuiting because some spies keep sapping our shit 😂
Kerbals making the most godtier beautiful rocket, only for me to spawn it in for 2 seconds, go “this is to laggy hold on” and delete the entire thing
average ksp2 gameplay
Ksp 2 in a nutshell
kerbals building fly safe12 "This one might not die to the 'dead' kraken"
The clone with the balloons is the most kerbal thing I ever seen XD
This feels like wonder of yonder
It's from the same maker, it's called Kid Cosmic
@@roelkloosterman118 ah ok
*over
@@LDTV22OfficialChannel k
They are Wonder’s Deep South grandfather and his 27 incest clones
Stratzenblitz on his way to create the most masterful piece of aerospace engineering you’ve ever seen in a game about shooting green guys into space on ramshackle rockets
Pov: You have 8 engineers on your team
Then that 1 sniper bot gets kicked and another engi joins
When someone makes a Tears of the Kingdom mod that adds multiplayer and unlimited battery life.
when your Dnd wizard learns simulacrum.
0:34 is he gonna lick the plug
Kerbals developing the fastest and most efficient way to disintegrate kerbonauts from the fabric of reality.
Is no one talking about the song being such a BANGER!?
this is surprisingly catchy and I've listened to this like 10+ times now whenever it pops back up in my homepage
Liam Vickers on his way to create the best webseries on the internet.
Who doesn't love Murder Drones?
so true
I might have left my entire team in an orbit and tumbling, leaving them unable to be ever rescued, but we did super succeed in our sub-orbital launch, by reaching orbit.
CEO of OceanGate making the worst submersible in the history of man (he will take 5-6 billionaires on it)
The guy behind the welder at 0:10 really should be wearing a welding helmet too 😆
Safety Squints!
Hes havin closed eyes so i guess that at least
@@Hervoo welding is very dangerous and the welding helmets are very important and not only for blocking light but also blocking the UV rays could still go trough your eyelids and damage your eyeballs
But also the other people are also too close to the welder and could be dangerous.
In public spaces its best to use screens around you when welding in public to not irritate other people around you.
At least he was holding the other dude's beard back. Those are burning hazards.
I would like to thank you for introducing me to Kid Cosmic through this meme.
Kerbals on their way to build a ship that can reach light speed:
I don't know why but this is some peak character design
Kerbals constructing the most perfect rocket for it to explode later due to a misplaced SRB that somehow clipped inside the fuel tank
never ask someone else to do it when you're the only one who can do it right
having a few of yourself to do jobs that take a few people also helps
if you want something done right you gotta do it yourself
TOTK players building complicated mechanisms to torture koroks with
(Also KID COSMIC!! i love that show)
ToTK players building “The Thröngler” with 5 sticks and a singular rock (it’s going to kill ganon)
@@cirgo4879don’t forget it had the specific purpose to crush Gabon’s balls
Ants on their way to build a home for their queen only for it to get kicked by a 6 year old boy named Jack
my kerbals about to build another vertical takeoff and landing jet fighter knowing damn well they're instantly going to die in air-to-air combat
Somehow though, this one makes it out of the atmosphere for the first time ever, and then just keeps going, and then lands in the den of the Kraken.
Let me represent to you, my greatest invention:
STREOIDIUM-420!
This bad boy can go from "0" to "Na/n" meters per second in a fraction of a second! It is so strong that it will DESTROY the sun! It uses the latest spagettification technology to make the perfect Kerbal Spagetti!
Mission: Science compels us to blow up the laws of physics!
When everybody on your team chooses engineer in a tf2 match:
I especially like how in the last few seconds your seeing them all just singing and then there's just one of them in the foreground looking at the audience like, "we bout to mug you"
Kerbals on their way to make a underground base for the "dead" kerbals
This entire sequence just SLAPS.
Me and the boys building a homemade particle accelerator
(We're going to die)
Oceangate on their way to make the worst Submarine in the Entire universe:
The first submarine to kill absolutely every person to ever board it since the CSA's own shitbox
I love characters who just have a billion clones of themselves. they are so funny
And despite it being the worst one in existence, it still reached to the Mun and back.
Maybe the real rocket was the friends we made (and subsequently lost due to several large scale lethal explosions) along the way✨✨✨
This is both satisfying and entrancing, and I don't know why.
My brain cells making the biggest story of all time with many twists and character development:
Genuinely goes hard 🔥🔥🔥
I am so happy to finally see cosmic kid in youtube :D Its definitely one of my favourite ones in Netflix!
0:03 I like how they're all like "Bruh".
God i love how this won't leave my reccomended
fazbear entertainment making another pizzeria after being bankrupted for the 9th time
POV: 12 engineers making a sentry nest in red intel room
Me and my schizophrenic copies rigging my house with traps against the skinwalkers known as "federal agents."
Kid Cosmic is such an underrated show
kerbals on their way to build the shitfart78 (it will most certainly explode before reaching the stratosphere)
My last few braincells coming together to make stupidly well designed planes in ksp whilst failing to do anything else
OceanGate on their way to build the worst submarine known to man
At least a PART of the rocket survived and made it to Duna. Even though Val died, we will call it a success.
Kerbals building a spaceship that WILL kill them and then still going into it