You need a fucken raise my dude. Listening to these idiots talk shit for hours and manage the hurculean task of editing it into a podcast of the 10th percentile.
I know. The first time I saw his face, I was kinda taken aback! If I didn't have the face to his voice, I could do some naughty things when I'm alone...
What's in your future? Sam sells out and goes full Corpo. Whipping his co-hosts and editors to work while he sits back huffing goblin gas and laughs maniacally.
Much love, guys, for real. You have much more of an impact in the world than you realize. I'm sure there's just a lot of us who enjoy it silently. Found your circle around 2014 - 2016. It's been too long for me to time frame. Seen people come and go etc. I only commented a little bit over the years, then I switched my channel to a different account, so all those comments are gone now anyway. But yea, just to prevent confusion since Poob mentioned medals, my ptsd isn't combat related, I'm a victim of multiple messed up things that I escaped over a year ago. Makes functioning as a normal human extremely difficult. So things like driving or being at work feel impossible, but when I listen to the podcasts, it takes me out of the situation and gets me through a lot of bad moments. In general, your guys humor resonates with me and has me dying of laughter at times, so it also worked well for the D&D title. I've been making music, gaming videos, steaming, etc, forever myself, and I know what goes into it. So I wanted to at least say my appreciation of all the effort from everyone. Also, the trick with lighting is to use diffused lighting at angles to remove shadows from your face to what the camera sees. Then you can do accent lighting or stylized shizzel in the background and stuff. I have a poor man's setup myself, but it works well enough imo. If you get the real deal equipment, I believe the proper term for the lights are called "softbox" and you just put them on the left and right of the camera.
The man. The myth. The legend (I say like he doesn't have his own fucking channel) Ever since this podcast started I've annoyed my friend in our game sessions. interrupting him with shit like. "Uh. Stallt clip that" "Uh. Stallt rewind a second." "Stallt. Cut his audio" We don't have a stallt. But God damn I wish I did
Poob gathering preparations to warp a young Poobertons mind is the most sinister thing I've ever experienced. Imagine a Poob Jr with the disposition of a madman and the knowledge of a wiseman that experienced the horrors of years past. All wrapped up in a young impressionable mind. We're witnessing the construction of a doomsday scenario.
ive had my chinchilla for 6 years now, and he really isnt that hard to take care of an i fuckin love him. he is SSOOO damn adorable and a respectable young man
I've been saying it forever now, Poob should definitely try standup. I've never seen a closer real life embodiment of someone who thinks like Charlie from Always Sunny.
I really just want Stalltt to sometimes just edit in a pause and then show him on cam just doing a face palm lol then resume the podcast hahaha, great podcast as always great to see stalltt more!
At last the much anticipated Stalltt episode. I know I'm not the only one that was waiting for the invisible hand to show itself, check the vods/comments. Secondly I thought y'all were getting rid of Bryan! The Mike's Hard Lemonade episode almost felt like a swan song. Especially cause it cost you a sub. Forgot every person is a two way street lol get scammed. Lastly keep it together fellas, don't lose sight of the real shekels. This Dubai thing can be an opportunity lmao. Get a supercar owner on here or a power hour or something. Idk what do i know. Episode was good tho keep it up.
"I would be more impressed meeting an accountant." I told my wife this because she is told her job is so boring by everybody. She was on the verge of killing herself, but thanks to some random guy showing a hint of admiration to accounting she decided that maybe she shouldn't kill herself. Thank you Poob for saving my wife.
I loved the part pool asked about the auto blow a few times lol but everyone ignored him but the look on his face looked sad like he wanted to see how great it is before he buys one lolol had me 💀
I'm just thankful it didn't last three hours
Aint we all clip boy
You need a fucken raise my dude. Listening to these idiots talk shit for hours and manage the hurculean task of editing it into a podcast of the 10th percentile.
clip boy spotted
I don't know who you are but i'll still watch the podcast
im just thankful they finally got a host
this is the most Bryan has talked in the entirety of this podcast
Think of that one yourself?
@@radley1 you think that was hard to think of?
@@Dr.BDover you think there was any thought in that think of your thought?
@@Dr.BDover i mean its a word for word copy from last podcast but yeah.
@@juliusevola4135 think of your think of your think now did you now?
Poob should roll his dice in the gumball machine for DnD
Ok that's genius
They should pay you royalties for the idea
I always thought Stalt was some ripped badass but now I see hes just an evolved brian
Yeah I thought he was this shredded Chad but I'm surprised to see a more developed Brian
Like Bryan, Stallt looked the opposite from what his voice would suggest.
Same I thought he would be 6, 5 250 lbs of pure muscle but he is just a chubby man with a chad voice.
*devolved
I know. The first time I saw his face, I was kinda taken aback!
If I didn't have the face to his voice, I could do some naughty things when I'm alone...
Love that despite being finally being on the pod, Stallt still only relays his true feelings through on-screen text.
That Ad read was beautiful. The fact that he was just reading the script verbatim and stumbling over the words was perfect.
“It runs seemlessly in the background, and its so easy to use” that sounded especially unscripted lol
@@Maikvds_ I laughed my ass off at that point
Poob should do a 3 an a half hour solo podcast.
that would actually be amazing though
We need a poobs story time episode where he just kicks back with a case of beer and just talks about his vacations, nightclubs and drinking.
not a challenge to Poobert
@@nick53353 that's basically his twitch channel
Watching Stalltt critique himself through editing is the most schizophrenic thing I've seen so far
that ad transition and the 4 minutes straight of script was so funny
When he slowed down on some words because he can’t read, it killed me
Am I dumb what time stamp is this 😭 did I miss it
Bizzle needs to appear on the episodes more often
Bizzle died in 2019 wdym?
Mr. Bizzle is missed
@@Taschip he was like a father to me
Well this episode aged like wine lmfao
What happened to Bryan?
@@Ikigai475 he's just tired of being on the podcast I guess he's doing well still according to both sams
I understand now why Poobs only sponsor was an IPA beer company
A shitty one at that
We’ve been catfished to think stalt was some 7’0 arian chad with rippling muscles but we just got fatter bryan
Bro, Idk why but I was expecting the same thing.
with a knight helmet as well.
Yeah I thought he was going to be a hunk aswell haha
idk how u got aryan from obvious black guy but yeah youre right
@@eprimchad2576 they said he’s Norwegian in shit tons of earlier episodes so viking not black lmao
Poops room looks like a 80 year old man's fever dream
So he ate his daughters m&mS now he’s there eating the lollipops .. what a legend
I heard Bryan and Zchum were starting their own podcast
The foreskin fables podcast
@@josephmyers6844 yes
@@josephmyers6844 love that this implies they have abnormally large foreskins, much like forehead fables have abnormally large foreheads
Wow, Stalltt really has it going for him! He both sounds and looks like a radio station host!
God, Bryan looks super hot now
Stalltt has such a powerful presence. I wouldn't be surprised if he showed up at night to threaten single fathers and their sons.
What's in your future?
Sam sells out and goes full Corpo. Whipping his co-hosts and editors to work while he sits back huffing goblin gas and laughs maniacally.
Stallt reminds me of the Goblin king from lord of the rings, but if he had a trans fetish
All goblin kings have a trans fetish.
L M F A O
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screenshotted
Uncanny
Does the Goblin King not have a trans fetish?
@@theshpee1214 valid point
Poobs room looks like that hidden chamber they found in Michael Jackson’s house
Its funny that Poob and Sam both have clearly put in effort to making their area look good, but neither of them have covers on the light switch.
Much love, guys, for real. You have much more of an impact in the world than you realize. I'm sure there's just a lot of us who enjoy it silently.
Found your circle around 2014 - 2016. It's been too long for me to time frame. Seen people come and go etc. I only commented a little bit over the years, then I switched my channel to a different account, so all those comments are gone now anyway.
But yea, just to prevent confusion since Poob mentioned medals, my ptsd isn't combat related, I'm a victim of multiple messed up things that I escaped over a year ago. Makes functioning as a normal human extremely difficult. So things like driving or being at work feel impossible, but when I listen to the podcasts, it takes me out of the situation and gets me through a lot of bad moments.
In general, your guys humor resonates with me and has me dying of laughter at times, so it also worked well for the D&D title.
I've been making music, gaming videos, steaming, etc, forever myself, and I know what goes into it. So I wanted to at least say my appreciation of all the effort from everyone.
Also, the trick with lighting is to use diffused lighting at angles to remove shadows from your face to what the camera sees. Then you can do accent lighting or stylized shizzel in the background and stuff. I have a poor man's setup myself, but it works well enough imo. If you get the real deal equipment, I believe the proper term for the lights are called "softbox" and you just put them on the left and right of the camera.
butterscotch is so good. I'm shaking in my bed crying at this slander. such a classic timeless candy.
Stallts voice still seems unreal even seeing his mouth move.
I kekd at him 4D riffing with himself.
The man. The myth. The legend
(I say like he doesn't have his own fucking channel)
Ever since this podcast started I've annoyed my friend in our game sessions. interrupting him with shit like. "Uh. Stallt clip that"
"Uh. Stallt rewind a second."
"Stallt. Cut his audio"
We don't have a stallt. But God damn I wish I did
They really got into the nitty gritty details of stalltts life. Most thorough interview ive ever seen
The fact stalltt managed to crop sam's video by just a tiny bit when he goes Fullscreen makes me die. An uncroppable frame my nuts
Even slaves deserve credit for the work they do, glad to finally see stallt on the show
the puppet master has finally shown his face
Poob gathering preparations to warp a young Poobertons mind is the most sinister thing I've ever experienced. Imagine a Poob Jr with the disposition of a madman and the knowledge of a wiseman that experienced the horrors of years past. All wrapped up in a young impressionable mind. We're witnessing the construction of a doomsday scenario.
And so begins the era of Stalltt.
They should do a fight club
maybe stallt and bryan should be in a podcast together give the unspoken hero of this podcast more time to shine
Poob should put his dice in the gumball machine he just bought and use that as his dice roller on Die of Laughter
80 eps and finally an Ad I thought it was like a bit till he red out the code
poob getting spoken over like 3+ times trying to consult on the autoblow is the funniest shit ever
First i get no mention on die of laughter for the chalice and now thid. Guess ill always be just some guy to you sam 💔
Everyday I'm more and more convinced that Poob is just becoming an unmemed version of Dr. Disrespect.
The fact that you were able to make an actually enjoyable to watch ad read is amazing.
Honestly starting a Podcast was the best idea Sam has had.
“Wiglett” is the funniest fucking thing I’ve seen all week 😆
My friend used to have a bunch of those books in his car when we where younger and we used to Pit the monsters against each other during the car ride
this ad read was fucking hilarious i love the fact that poobs just reading that shit straight off the page
Holy Shit Stalt the champion himself.
ive had my chinchilla for 6 years now, and he really isnt that hard to take care of an i fuckin love him. he is SSOOO damn adorable and a respectable young man
I really like Stallt as a personality, and I wish he was on more.
This aged very well
Staltt seems chill as fuck, good to see him make an entrance instead of typing one for a change
I've been saying it forever now, Poob should definitely try standup. I've never seen a closer real life embodiment of someone who thinks like Charlie from Always Sunny.
Stalltt's face at 1:23:25 is hilarious. How does he go through so much of their footage when editing and still get surprised by Sam's degeneracy?
love this podcast so much
Oh shit I had that book as a kid as well, glad to see it's still terrifying children to this day.
That ad read was probably the funniest part in this podcast
8:23 smash
The ad is fire
I really just want Stalltt to sometimes just edit in a pause and then show him on cam just doing a face palm lol then resume the podcast hahaha, great podcast as always great to see stalltt more!
Poob’s ad presentation was great. Could tell he was nervous but it was well delivered .
2:58 I've never, once in my entire life, heard a real nervous swallow.
Staltt really outdone himself on the edits this time deserves a higher percentage
i remember owning that cryptid book when i was a kid that weird red dude freaked me the hell out
Finally a Stallt- episode, LET'S GOOOOO.
It's ironic hearing Sam say poob has a low bar for good movies when Sam's movie taste sucks lmao
HOLY SHIT THEY GOT A SPONSOR
That's why I love poob, he went with undestoyable instead of indestructible or invincible or impervious or any other real word ❤️
Finally stalt, you absolute unit!❤
Finally a guest that isn’t intimidated by Sam‘s potential alt right connection
Ah, this must be Stalltt's new podcast I've been hearing about.
Good stuff @Stalltt 👍
Fill the gumball machine with d20s and use it for D&D
At last the much anticipated Stalltt episode. I know I'm not the only one that was waiting for the invisible hand to show itself, check the vods/comments.
Secondly I thought y'all were getting rid of Bryan! The Mike's Hard Lemonade episode almost felt like a swan song. Especially cause it cost you a sub. Forgot every person is a two way street lol get scammed.
Lastly keep it together fellas, don't lose sight of the real shekels. This Dubai thing can be an opportunity lmao. Get a supercar owner on here or a power hour or something. Idk what do i know. Episode was good tho keep it up.
"I would be more impressed meeting an accountant." I told my wife this because she is told her job is so boring by everybody. She was on the verge of killing herself, but thanks to some random guy showing a hint of admiration to accounting she decided that maybe she shouldn't kill herself. Thank you Poob for saving my wife.
that rocket shaped vending machine poob has took me back years 😂What a treasure trove he's cultivating!
Poob staring straight into my soul with that thumbnail
Stallt looks very huggable
Poob looking directly into the camera activated my right or flight. And I almost puked
“Gwyns tight dude” Jesus man lmao
I had that same book from a scholastic's bookfair as a kid. That shit was horrifying
8:31 Don't need subtitles now we can see Stallt's reactions
Perfect transition to an amazing ad read
Shit I didnt even notice Bryan was gone till I started reading the comments.
I want more stalt
GIVE MORE STALLT
I love how Stalltt kept the same attitude of his edits lol. love Stalltt.
I love Stalltt
Yo for the headsets just buy a Btr5, it's a 2inch amp that makes any headset bluetooth
Honestly that EP with just Sam and Bryan is the only reason I’m staying in the Patreon.
You can always break the sticks off the suckers and put them in the gumball machine.
i hope brian doesnt get replaced sad day just add stalt to the chaos
Stalltt should do outros for all the episodes :D
"What's coming up in our near future?"
>audible gulp
wow you guys got an actual sponsor holy shit
Flawless transition into the ad read.
13:36 those eyes tell a different story
The question is what is this website that leaks the only fans
Gotta say that was the best god damn ad read of all time👍
I loved the part pool asked about the auto blow a few times lol but everyone ignored him but the look on his face looked sad like he wanted to see how great it is before he buys one lolol had me 💀
Thanks for the hard work stalltt ❤
Amazing ad bit. Glad u guys r making more money. Keep up the great work guys, love it.
Im, here for the audition....
Poob shut down his sticker store? ):
Guys the Marylin Manson thing, was not just in the USA schools as a story. We talked about it as well in our schools and i live in Hungary... :D