Jeff Dunham's Thoughts on Airport Security

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  • Опубликовано: 20 сен 2024
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Комментарии • 38

  • @kittyonmydesk5532
    @kittyonmydesk5532 3 месяца назад +4

    I was half expecting "Hey! Shut the damn door!"

  • @DragonLandlord
    @DragonLandlord Год назад +19

    I love how he starts sounding more like Peanut as he tells the story. 🤭

  • @Laura-x9s
    @Laura-x9s 6 месяцев назад +3

    I love this story of Jeff and the airport. I would loved to have been there.

  • @chargoesboom6990
    @chargoesboom6990 4 года назад +38

    Well sometimes the machine confuses LOTION for that

    • @katylepetsos7512
      @katylepetsos7512 4 года назад +6

      Should I be concerned for Jeff at this point?

    • @chargoesboom6990
      @chargoesboom6990 4 года назад +4

      @@katylepetsos7512 yes

    • @BronyNumber4096
      @BronyNumber4096 Год назад

      'AH! NAH! NAH! THERE'S NO LOTION! ON THE PUPPET'S ASS!
      'You caught me! I'm a terrorist!'
      Yeah, he'd rather be known as a terrorist than a puppet molester.

  • @johnnybam1010able
    @johnnybam1010able 2 года назад +25

    "I heard about the lotion."-Sweet Daddy D

  • @JohnnyD1986
    @JohnnyD1986 2 года назад +27

    I know Peanut has an explosive personality, but...

  • @0prayus
    @0prayus 5 месяцев назад +3

    So want to be a couple of people behind Jeff Dunham in the airport for a security check 😅

  • @edwardbirdsall6580
    @edwardbirdsall6580 Год назад +7

    Peanut might share a case with Achmed.

  • @sherritaylor495
    @sherritaylor495 Год назад +4

    They way the security guy wiped peanut’s butt makes me think the security guy had an infant child at home.🙂

  • @ericglasgow7087
    @ericglasgow7087 4 года назад +36

    Lotion on Peanut's butt makes sense it Jeff moisterises his hands alot which I would think so cause putting your hand into dry cloth like his puppits might make your skin dry.

    • @BronyNumber4096
      @BronyNumber4096 Год назад

      Yeah. But unfortunately, humans being the shitbags they are, aren't gunna listen to any such explanation. As soon as they hear "lotion on puppet ass" their minds are already made up.

  • @ashotofwhiskey219
    @ashotofwhiskey219 4 года назад +25

    I can't help but think that his wife put lotion on all of the puppets just to get back at Jeff for something.

  • @drewallan6811
    @drewallan6811 3 года назад +8

    I love jeff dunham

  • @msdeb3708
    @msdeb3708 11 месяцев назад +4

    I’ve watched this like 10 times 🤣😂😅 I Love Peanut ♥️

  • @Davepool-hs7vr
    @Davepool-hs7vr 3 года назад +3

    The swab is now a souvenir

  • @robertmaxa6631
    @robertmaxa6631 Год назад +2

    Lotion? It's not that kind of doll, sir.

  • @charlesphilabaumjr4522
    @charlesphilabaumjr4522 4 года назад +9

    2:06 and 2:50 were very funny

  • @kittyonmydesk5532
    @kittyonmydesk5532 3 месяца назад

    They shoulda swabbed Peanut completely

  • @gregb6469
    @gregb6469 Год назад +1

    What if the fellow had pulled out Achmed to check?

  • @thegamingknight642
    @thegamingknight642 3 года назад +5

    ... Peanut gets around... military grade plastic explosive would be... never mind.

  • @Laura-x9s
    @Laura-x9s 11 месяцев назад

    This is o e of my favorite

  • @valenciageode25
    @valenciageode25 Год назад +3

    Of course Jeff Dunham has an airport routine. Another comedian, Randy Feltface (also puppet based), made a joke about it basically being required for touring in the US to have an airport story. This is certainly a creative spin. Only thing that would’ve been funnier is if Achmed was involved.
    I just wonder how Peanut feels. He better comment on it at some point.

    • @volcanolord100
      @volcanolord100 Год назад +2

      Would've been funnier, but Achmed hadn't been created yet. He first appeared on the following special.

  • @just-dl
    @just-dl Месяц назад

    He should have had peanut say a few words.

  • @Nonplused
    @Nonplused 3 года назад +1

    I don't think Jeff flies commercial. I flew private once a few times and nobody checks for anything except your passport. It is straight from the plane to the black cars.

  • @ambermccormack773
    @ambermccormack773 Год назад +1

    There he is the gay puppet bomber 😂

    • @zygon7856
      @zygon7856 Год назад

      There lotion on puppet ass!! 😂

  • @micke20
    @micke20 Год назад

    😂😂😂😂😂

  • @dickymack33
    @dickymack33 3 года назад +1

    Hilarious

  • @allenbeasley9791
    @allenbeasley9791 3 месяца назад

    Donald Trump, fund your own campaign!