Jeff Dunham's Full Monologue

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  • Опубликовано: 10 июн 2023
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Комментарии • 114

  • @eccentricgamer4111
    @eccentricgamer4111 9 месяцев назад +78

    I love Jeff's monologues. They demonstrate perfectly that he's just as hilarious without his puppets as he is with them.

    • @fieryphoenix586
      @fieryphoenix586 7 месяцев назад +9

      They also set up the talking points and subjects that will be discussed when the little guys come out.

    • @debramelendi8220
      @debramelendi8220 Месяц назад +2

      DITTO, eccentricgamer!!

    • @user-vq6kz7md5e
      @user-vq6kz7md5e Месяц назад +1

      Same

  • @maryobrien8741
    @maryobrien8741 11 месяцев назад +38

    I have never heard him do a monologue before. He is very funny! I especially love his bit about dogs.

  • @anthonyhitchman9789
    @anthonyhitchman9789 2 месяца назад +16

    Never realised what a great comedian he was without his puppets. Respect 😅😅😅

  • @hbodiver
    @hbodiver 11 месяцев назад +38

    He's so good at his craft..😂

  • @quinzillakingofcreativity
    @quinzillakingofcreativity 3 месяца назад +17

    When someone asks me why I was loud at a theater watching a comedy movie: 7:02

  • @pattyleamons9186
    @pattyleamons9186 11 месяцев назад +40

    He is so funny along with all his puppets. 😅

  • @rickparker679
    @rickparker679 11 месяцев назад +46

    JD's comedic timing and geniousness is only preceded by his ability to build and fly helicopters. Go figure. (Look it up)

  • @williambilyeu9801
    @williambilyeu9801 11 месяцев назад +39

    I miss Jeff Dunham doing monologue. He used to do it at the beginning of his specials and they were hilarious. I have heard the bit about the Prius and Hummer before, but not about the dogs. 🤔😀😄👍

    • @ellenmarch3095
      @ellenmarch3095 11 месяцев назад +8

      "Anything that bounces when it barks... NOT A DOG". Been quoting this since this special came out. 😂😂😂

    • @mikegrossberg8624
      @mikegrossberg8624 2 месяца назад +2

      It's too bad this clip doesn't get to where he describes taking the Chihuahua for a walk!

  • @KATHIESHOES
    @KATHIESHOES 11 месяцев назад +27

    OMG! Jeff sounded just like Peanut for a moment!!!

    • @tanyairwin3695
      @tanyairwin3695 11 месяцев назад +5

      Funny how that happens. 🙄

    • @qazwiz
      @qazwiz 11 месяцев назад +2

      @@tanyairwin3695 😉🤣😉

    • @ericmonaco4509
      @ericmonaco4509 8 месяцев назад +2

      And Achmed

  • @bennettjudi1
    @bennettjudi1 11 месяцев назад +22

    Loved it & seeing Jeff without any sticks. I've known Jeff since the 90's & my Warner Bros. days. Great days & always spot-on, great comedy

  • @genewilliams617
    @genewilliams617 11 месяцев назад +16

    Total agreement with the useless yapping dog....

  • @deanguthrie7222
    @deanguthrie7222 7 месяцев назад +4

    This is his BEST monologue!!!! I wish Netflix still had your other shows on...Minding the Monsters...Arguing with Myself...Controlled Chaos.....And Very Special Christmas Special.

  • @khfan4life365
    @khfan4life365 Месяц назад +1

    “✨Sparkly~✨…I did that a little too well, didn’t I?”
    🤣

  • @mrz80
    @mrz80 3 месяца назад +6

    "Thanks for laughing at that one ladies and gentlemen; that's the *stupidest* joke I tell all night..." 😀

  • @robertflegal1735
    @robertflegal1735 2 месяца назад +3

    This is one of Jeff's funniest monologues that I have ever seen!!!

  • @robertlamb7513
    @robertlamb7513 11 месяцев назад +9

    I just noticed if you pay close attention you can hear the puppets when he talks about certain things like bubba j when he talks about the milage the hummer gets Walter when he gets pissed off about something and peanut when he is frustrated about something

  • @ashotofwhiskey219
    @ashotofwhiskey219 2 месяца назад +3

    "Full" monologue
    Leaves out the ending
    🤔 🤔 🤔

  • @michaelmolina6780
    @michaelmolina6780 11 месяцев назад +13

    Jeff-a It's the best vinterlycust 😂 the dumb Chichuachua dog got me laughing my @ss off . Rusty god dog Jeff best friend. You're fighting with daddy

  • @cas5936
    @cas5936 Месяц назад +1

    This guy is a fkkng GENIUS!!!!! This is the BEST of his monologues!

  • @jsl1952
    @jsl1952 2 месяца назад +2

    loads of exceptional comedians, Jeff for me is above all.

  • @netsurferx1
    @netsurferx1 3 месяца назад +3

    2:40 THPARKLEEEE!

  • @mow4ncry
    @mow4ncry 11 месяцев назад +4

    Those little dogs aren't dogs they're barking cats 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @sandycummings6551
    @sandycummings6551 2 месяца назад +1

    My absolute favorite monolog

  • @yalamanchilisujana425
    @yalamanchilisujana425 3 дня назад

    The chihuahua on a stick is something we HAVE to see
    😂😂😂

  • @tammy6610
    @tammy6610 Месяц назад +2

    The guy is hilarious even without the dummies.

  • @ireallyreallyhategoogle
    @ireallyreallyhategoogle 10 месяцев назад +5

    The best part is missing. With is girl, the leash and the chihuahua.

    • @mrz80
      @mrz80 3 месяца назад +1

      "The dog paused... she heard a new noise..." :D

  • @carolhayes4233
    @carolhayes4233 11 месяцев назад +4

    Love his comedy

  • @beverlykrause7015
    @beverlykrause7015 11 месяцев назад +4

    Jeff you are amazing. You always make me laugh.

  • @rubynance7562
    @rubynance7562 11 месяцев назад +4

    You blow a horn in a Prius it sounds like a sneeze . Nice lawn ornament

  • @paulinethomas5810
    @paulinethomas5810 11 месяцев назад +5

    Really funny Jeff

  • @rltnspdEMA
    @rltnspdEMA 11 месяцев назад +14

    That was beyond funny! Thanks gif

    • @tanyairwin3695
      @tanyairwin3695 11 месяцев назад +1

      Who?

    • @rltnspdEMA
      @rltnspdEMA 11 месяцев назад +1

      @@tanyairwin3695 His entire monologue!

    • @tanyairwin3695
      @tanyairwin3695 11 месяцев назад

      @@rltnspdEMA who are you on about? Who's gif?

    • @rltnspdEMA
      @rltnspdEMA 11 месяцев назад

      @@tanyairwin3695 Jeff Dunham

    • @tanyairwin3695
      @tanyairwin3695 11 месяцев назад

      @@rltnspdEMA why didn't you just say that? 🙄

  • @genewilliams617
    @genewilliams617 11 месяцев назад +5

    Rusty is knot right!!!!!

  • @barbaramcmickings
    @barbaramcmickings 11 месяцев назад +1

    Don't you hurt that Fur Baby❤❤❤

  • @judybest6991
    @judybest6991 2 месяца назад +1

    I Love Jeff Dunham

  • @theundertaker5963
    @theundertaker5963 11 месяцев назад +14

    Jeff is slowly turning into real life walter

  • @zachtonight75
    @zachtonight75 4 месяца назад +1

    Jeff Dunham is the only one who can defeat Ren Hoek! 😂

  • @Mattya5
    @Mattya5 4 месяца назад +1

    6:06 my very smart german shepard malinois has does this twice

  • @drevakelemen52n92
    @drevakelemen52n92 10 месяцев назад +1

    Is Bill...still your Dog...,???? Hahaha

  • @chrissimmons9743
    @chrissimmons9743 3 месяца назад +2

    4:53

  • @margueritarotcas9539
    @margueritarotcas9539 2 месяца назад +1

    Hilarious! Would love to see a chihuahua on a stick, he could be named, umm … Pepito - on a stick!

  • @rsbkug3981
    @rsbkug3981 2 месяца назад +1

    He’s hysterical

  • @michdax7627
    @michdax7627 2 месяца назад +2

    all I hear are his characters, the little JOSÉ jalapeño "On a stick" and the angry old man WALTER "gas prices suuuuck" and PEANUT

  • @KitsuneAdorable
    @KitsuneAdorable 11 месяцев назад +4

    What does a catapulting chihuahua look like away? 🤔(btw: It's a joke. I don't like seeing animals hurt.)

    • @walterrising4276
      @walterrising4276 11 месяцев назад

      I'm sure everyone is aware it was a joke, not an endorsement of animal abuse

  • @rubynance7562
    @rubynance7562 11 месяцев назад +1

    ❤❤❤ Love you Jeff ❤️❤️❤️

  • @jankuya
    @jankuya 21 день назад

    Pole-vaulting Chihuahua!!! 😂

  • @nikolasquintero249
    @nikolasquintero249 3 месяца назад +1

    Favorite part of the Monolouge @2:30

  • @chrissimmons9743
    @chrissimmons9743 3 месяца назад +2

    3:22

  • @jonathanbair523
    @jonathanbair523 11 месяцев назад +2

    Would love to see his jokes about the cost of fuel for his H1 now....

  • @suelynch
    @suelynch 11 месяцев назад +3

    That isn't the Full Monologue. There is over 5 minutes at the end which is missing. The missing part is the funniest.

    • @RastaSaiyaman
      @RastaSaiyaman 8 месяцев назад

      "Mama, do you know what that GI Joe just said to me?"

    • @acdii
      @acdii 2 месяца назад

      Yes, he didn't get back to the part why his wife called him. Thats the best! You know what Peanut said the Prius sounds like... IIIIMMM Gaaaaaaayyyyy

  • @cleverfitz779
    @cleverfitz779 11 месяцев назад +1

    Good morning everyone

  • @brsnow225
    @brsnow225 11 месяцев назад +1

    There was a missed opportunity there for a kabob/pole vaulting joke

  • @edwardbirdsall6580
    @edwardbirdsall6580 11 месяцев назад +2

    How do the dogs get on with Achmed? How does Bubba J feel about the Bud Light issue and the Coupons?

  • @marctompkins3001
    @marctompkins3001 Месяц назад

    A three pound, Chea-Wow-Wow ! 🐕😂

  • @ellnats
    @ellnats 10 месяцев назад +1

    rusty would pee on jeffs wife, that is freaking hilarious

  • @CYCO1631
    @CYCO1631 18 дней назад

    I also own a powder blue Prius, though mine is the V model Prius Wagon. Was driving my colleagues to Subway the other day from my office... 50mph getting up to speed on the freeway, our IT guy kept asking if the engine was on.

  • @rubynance7562
    @rubynance7562 11 месяцев назад +2

    😅😅😂 that's funny 🤣

  • @mow4ncry
    @mow4ncry 11 месяцев назад +1

    I've driven in the military the real HMMWV and almost took out a few private as hood ornaments

  • @barbaramcmickings
    @barbaramcmickings 11 месяцев назад +1

    Chis are the most popular puppy ever

  • @zakman9244
    @zakman9244 11 месяцев назад +1

    Great Video JEFF DUNHAM !!! Jeff , you Really need to do a bit on the E.V.'s of the electric vehicles that burn forever !!! And the E.V. get away vehicle from the Police chase !! And More !!

  • @Davepool-hs7vr
    @Davepool-hs7vr 11 месяцев назад +1

    All dogs need homes

  • @670tazman
    @670tazman 11 месяцев назад +4

    My dog is a pittie

  • @teresaking9245
    @teresaking9245 7 месяцев назад +1

    Oh yes, Jeff you were extremely funny and totally Hot Looking.

  • @jimcoppa6946
    @jimcoppa6946 11 месяцев назад +4

    I had a 140-pound Rottweiler who looks so mean he would scare someone out of the room but if he farted he would definitely clear people out of the room you're funny Jeff but check out JC comedy acts on the world because the world is really funny All Nations all ethnicities all languages hilarious but I can't be racially discriminated on because of the languages the accents like Chinese and German and you know all the others that sound really f****** funny😂

  • @patrickreed6896
    @patrickreed6896 11 месяцев назад +2

    and that's funny

  • @richardweaver9682
    @richardweaver9682 2 месяца назад

    Not fair about the bouncing bark... I had a 100lb yellow Lab that bounced when she barked.... she would bark and her front feet left the ground... lol

  • @celestehodge6970
    @celestehodge6970 11 месяцев назад +2

    😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @jimcoppa6946
    @jimcoppa6946 11 месяцев назад +2

    I have a Hummer she's five foot three and beautiful beep beep

  • @mikemadness1607
    @mikemadness1607 11 месяцев назад +3

    This comedy, unlike that Woke crap they’re trying to shove down our throats now.

  • @mxslick50
    @mxslick50 2 месяца назад +2

    This was NOT the full monologue ......c'mon guys, get it right.

    • @nascarfanatic2425
      @nascarfanatic2425 Месяц назад +2

      Maybe they had to censor out the part where his wife at the time was calling him gay because he was driving the powder blue Prius, holding a 3-lb Chihuahua, has Christmas decorations on the back of the car, and he makes a living with dolls. After all, homophobia is a real problem. It can... Hurt people's feelings. 😱

  • @kenbearsley8322
    @kenbearsley8322 6 месяцев назад +1

    Dam he is good. Ya could hear peanuts come out in some of that. The price of fuel part. What ya pay in America per gallon, we pay per litre here in New Zealand.

    • @mrz80
      @mrz80 3 месяца назад +1

      Depending on where you are in the country, gas prices are currently running anywhere from a shade under $3.00/gal to probably a shade over $5.00/gal.

    • @kenbearsley8322
      @kenbearsley8322 3 месяца назад

      @@mrz80 the prices here in New Zealand is ridiculous. By the time we convert our currency, change from litre to gallon, we're paying around the $5 per gallon. We used to refine the oil to fuels here. Now we import the whole lot.

    • @mrz80
      @mrz80 3 месяца назад +1

      @@kenbearsley8322 Prices can vary widely here based on things like how close to an oil refinery and/or distributor the station is, how close to a college or University ("Daddy's credit card - the only reason I can think of for why gas is .10/gal pricier here than anywhere else in Florida 😐 ), or how statist/collectivist/progressive-social-engineering the state and local taxing authorities are (see "California" 😛 ).

    • @kenbearsley8322
      @kenbearsley8322 3 месяца назад

      @@mrz80 here in auckland (biggest city in New Zealand. We also have storage tanks for fuels here), the price of fuels is stupid. There's around 50 cents difference from the cheapest to the dearest fuels between fuel stations. Once our children get their own car and income, they pay for it. No mum and dad to help out.

  • @rainnordrum-im4ms
    @rainnordrum-im4ms 27 дней назад

    😹😹😹👍

  • @binkybinkbm
    @binkybinkbm 11 месяцев назад +1

    you're amazing! Keep it up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @ZoraCatone
    @ZoraCatone 6 месяцев назад +2

    That is NOT the full monologue. Nice try.

    • @mrz80
      @mrz80 3 месяца назад

      Missing why his wife was laughing at him, and the bit about walking the dogs.

  • @GigachadiusMaximusCaesar
    @GigachadiusMaximusCaesar 7 месяцев назад +1

    American cars are too big

    • @mrz80
      @mrz80 3 месяца назад

      I dunno, any more most cars in the US are about the same ~mid-size-sedan size and shape. It's the *pickup trucks* that have gotten totally out of hand. Heck, some of 'em are so big they've got longer front blind zones than semi tractors (or even, according to measurements published in one article, and M1 tank!).

    • @GigachadiusMaximusCaesar
      @GigachadiusMaximusCaesar 3 месяца назад

      @@mrz80 80% of newly registered cars in the US are pickup trucks or SUVs, annually

    • @mrz80
      @mrz80 3 месяца назад +1

      @@GigachadiusMaximusCaesar Whoa. That high? Had no idea. I guess that explains why I see so many of the fool things out on the road.

  • @Guillaume2606
    @Guillaume2606 11 месяцев назад +3

    3:23 "I got to shift" in a PRIUS ?????? Indeed a stupid joke !!! A PRIUS is an automatic, you don't need to shift! Besides 9 out of ten USA-ers don't even know how to shift !!

    • @williambilyeu9801
      @williambilyeu9801 11 месяцев назад +4

      I have an automatic Jeep Renegade that allows one to shift gears but I leave it on automatic in the city. I also have an older Jeep Cherokee with a manual transmission, or as I call it "a millennial anti-carjacking device."

    • @dea9273
      @dea9273 11 месяцев назад

      ...it also is SILENT, and I only spend about $10 a month in gas.

    • @Guillaume2606
      @Guillaume2606 11 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@williambilyeu9801 Yeah, and .... ? " 9 out of ten USA-ers don't even know how to shift !!" You must be number 10 then !! But I still don't see what this got to do with a PRIUS !!

    • @Guillaume2606
      @Guillaume2606 11 месяцев назад +1

      @@dea9273 Well, that "silent" depends on how fast and how far you drive! $ 10 gas a month means, you don't drive very much!
      I myself drive a Toyota RAV4 HYBRID, but it still uses 6,7 liters per 100 km !! When I drive on coutry roads, not faster then 80 km/h it uses 4,9 - 5 liters per 100 km.
      That still means 40 - 50 EUROS per month !!!

    • @mrz80
      @mrz80 3 месяца назад

      He's not necessarily being specific to the Prius; he's just saying if you've got a chihuahua in a car with you you're liable to mistake the dog's head for the shifter's knob

  • @032319581
    @032319581 10 месяцев назад +1

    I am howling about the Chihuahua. My son has a Chihuahua that 'gums everyone's...she hates everyone. I own a golden that used to play with the Chihuahua. She now refuses to be around that demon!