The Most Unpredictable Batman Villain Yet

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  • @CharactersWelcome
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  • @birdflox1337
    @birdflox1337 4 года назад +14394

    the best way to kill batman is by being a severely unmarketable character

  • @WaWa-wi2ep
    @WaWa-wi2ep 4 года назад +3577

    I'm not like other girls... I'M THE BARKING GLASS

    • @meh.3918
      @meh.3918 4 года назад +49

      Also I might be a man 👐

    • @logicaloverdrive8197
      @logicaloverdrive8197 4 года назад +55

      @@meh.3918 I MIGHT have a penis! I MIGHT NOT! COEM FIND OUT BAT-BITCH! NYOY HOY HOY GYURC!

    • @comfyspecs9058
      @comfyspecs9058 4 года назад +6

      @@ameliasellers6396 I'm so quirky, aah fashaa hasga hahhgh

  • @thomaslarkin3307
    @thomaslarkin3307 4 года назад +10458

    I think him being bisexual was the least surprising thing about him.

    • @teslacoil5697
      @teslacoil5697 4 года назад +889

      *him*? you sure? I mean, this is the barking glass we’re talking about

    • @shanemontgomery1358
      @shanemontgomery1358 4 года назад +252

      I can’t quit this sexual thirst trap...

    • @godofthecripples1237
      @godofthecripples1237 4 года назад +55

      I think that was the joke

    • @gabethebabe3337
      @gabethebabe3337 4 года назад +138

      It would be less predictable if he were overwhelmingly straight while acting feminine

    • @maybelater2160
      @maybelater2160 4 года назад +115

      I mean he is attracted to Robin and Batman's GF this is completely normal. It would be weird if he wasn't.

  • @kingofhearts804
    @kingofhearts804 4 года назад +1852

    This is the literal meaning of chaotic evil bisexual

    • @pocketsand5216
      @pocketsand5216 4 года назад +41

      @Natalie Glass your last name is glass, that can't be

  • @zoroarkking18
    @zoroarkking18 4 года назад +12602

    The Barking Glass is simultaneously a trailblazing icon for several different minorities and a problematic discredit to them all.

    • @aidand.7911
      @aidand.7911 4 года назад +670

      I cant. Fucking. Stop. Laughing

    • @nordinreecendo512
      @nordinreecendo512 4 года назад +935

      I normally loathe when writers shoehorn in minority representation just for the sake of diversity points instead of for the sake of telling a message and presenting a compelling and interesting character, but I would absolutely love it in the case of the Barking Glass simply because it makes no goddamn sense and that's the whole point.

    • @DeathnoteBB
      @DeathnoteBB 4 года назад +203

      Nordin Reecendo The thing is though sexuality isn’t supposed to make sense. It’s just what gender(s) a person is attracter to.

    • @venusianblivet9518
      @venusianblivet9518 4 года назад +116

      Nordin Reecendo Why can't you have a diverse cast and good story?

    • @nordinreecendo512
      @nordinreecendo512 4 года назад +303

      @@venusianblivet9518 I'm not saying they're mutually exclusive. I'm not saying you can only have one *or* the other. What I have an issue with is when writing teams try to force it for the sake of being recognized as diverse but without meaning it. Like "Look! Our main character is gay! She hugs a girl in one scene and then it's never brought up again! We're so supportive! Buy our stuff, LGBT community!"

  • @alexWii3DS1mathis
    @alexWii3DS1mathis 4 года назад +9801

    Barking glass is basically the cards against humanity that doesn’t make sense but is still funny to read

  • @TheSongwritingCat
    @TheSongwritingCat 4 года назад +5985

    I'm just sad that the cowards at Warner Bros will never put this character in a movie.

    • @Yanni75
      @Yanni75 4 года назад +82

      Maybe a cameo in Birds of Prey (2)

    • @nikravely9906
      @nikravely9906 3 года назад +21

      dw they'll have a cameo in a terrible movie but will become a central character in an amazing animated series.

    • @butterbumpkin327
      @butterbumpkin327 3 года назад +25

      Yeah. Barking Glass is a historically underrated character. Ever since he was introduced during Batman: Eldritch Dark #2. I mean he had the potential to be a good villain, but the thing is fans didn’t know what his whole deal was. His powers were weird, his outfit was weird, no one was sure what he was saying or what he wanted. Each writer who used Barking Glass tried doing something fun or new with him but each time they tried they just made him more complicated. Maybe he’ll cameo in The Batman with Robert Pattinson?

    • @ripvanwinkle420snoopdogg2
      @ripvanwinkle420snoopdogg2 3 года назад +1

      Kafka was main baddy in ff 6? I think.

    • @butterbumpkin327
      @butterbumpkin327 3 года назад +1

      @@ripvanwinkle420snoopdogg2 we’re not talking about final fantsy

  • @thogthemighty7960
    @thogthemighty7960 3 года назад +2177

    This is a legitimately good idea for a batman villain. A guy with no themes, who's crimes vary wildly from mildly inconvenient to devastatingly dangerous. One day he'll steal all the ketchup packets in one specific restaurant, and the next day he'll blow up a school for the blind, and later that afternoon he'll change everyone's streaming passwords, and two weeks later he sneaks into a zoo and kills all the birds. You have no way of predicting how serious the crime is, and that makes him so much more dangerous, because he can make you waste time you could spend on people doing worse things.

    • @Tulip_bip
      @Tulip_bip 2 года назад +264

      he's the kinda guy who runs up to you on the street, forcefully gives you money and then steals something from you worth the exact same amount a month later

    • @stinkynoodles8312
      @stinkynoodles8312 2 года назад +83

      @@Tulip_bip you sound like you have personal experience on this

    • @frootsnacc6790
      @frootsnacc6790 2 года назад +113

      Not to mention he’s a compulsive liar- we have NO idea what his motives or next plan is and if he tells you, he’s probably bullshitting so you waste your time

    • @hellothepixel1107
      @hellothepixel1107 2 года назад +53

      The problem is that they would have a theme - annoy batman. By trying to be unpredictable, they reveal that the only thing they care about is messing with batman. Once that goal is obvious, the key to defeat them is to construct fake oportunities to annoy batman - and hope that they take the bait for one of them and fall into batman's trap. Of course, at that point it becomes a question of who is truly smarter - batman, or the barking glass.

    • @voiddollnero7677
      @voiddollnero7677 2 года назад +41

      @@hellothepixel1107 ok, but what if they dont even think of batman when doing so, they just do, it only would have a theme to annoy batman if he cared about him, but if he does not, then boom truly umpridictable

  • @EthalaRide
    @EthalaRide 4 года назад +11499

    This is the Chaotic Evil character you think isn't doing it right, but actually *is*

  • @CocoaBeans101
    @CocoaBeans101 4 года назад +4143

    The Non-Binary icon we deserve, Barking Glass

  • @myopictopography5287
    @myopictopography5287 4 года назад +7537

    I literally spit out my drink at “sensing a pattern? You shouldn’t be!”

    • @C00kii0
      @C00kii0 4 года назад +36

      😭😂😂😂😂

    • @chadtheladGMT
      @chadtheladGMT 4 года назад +51

      That bit fuckin killed me

    • @UrMumsFavoriteBoyToy
      @UrMumsFavoriteBoyToy 4 года назад +85

      Yeah it killed me. I spilled hot soup on myself when that happened and I died!

    • @TheGoobieDoober
      @TheGoobieDoober 4 года назад +35

      @@UrMumsFavoriteBoyToy Oop, you've been murdered.

    • @GlytcheD
      @GlytcheD 4 года назад +23

      @@TheGoobieDoober by hot soup

  • @thewiglesswonder
    @thewiglesswonder 3 года назад +278

    The mitten parts of the gloves flopping around as Barking Glass wildly gesticulates is the best part of this

  • @neorose6814
    @neorose6814 4 года назад +2844

    barking glass didn't need to come out since we all knew by the time they said "that's my favorite song! carly rae jepsen's cover of last christmas!" there was no fucking way they could be straight

    • @bunny-ys9up
      @bunny-ys9up 4 года назад +198

      no way they’re cis either. no choice but to stan
      (just wanna clarify real quick that I’m by no means trying to be hurtful or anything skdkfksj it’s just that I - as an nb person - am getting Huge nb vibes from barking glass)

    • @lostintamsui
      @lostintamsui 4 года назад +21

      idk a stronger ally

    • @neorose6814
      @neorose6814 4 года назад +10

      @@bunny-ys9up oh definitely!

    • @CreativoErratico
      @CreativoErratico 4 года назад +4

      But is he tho? or is he? isnt he? tho

    • @solarprogeny6736
      @solarprogeny6736 4 года назад +72

      Barking Glass is 100% enby. Source: i'm nb can confirm this is what I aspire to be

  • @brothercoyote4828
    @brothercoyote4828 4 года назад +2611

    Let's be honest, in the world of comics, we've seen worse character designs.

    • @dr.delbertdoppler6281
      @dr.delbertdoppler6281 4 года назад +247

      We've *only* seen worse character designs.

    • @moonmannd7501
      @moonmannd7501 4 года назад +71

      This is like if Nolan put a Condiment King/Color Man-tier villain as the main antagonist.

    • @maninthetrenchcoat5603
      @maninthetrenchcoat5603 4 года назад +35

      @@Dermaa Kite Man! Hell yeah!

    • @cosmicmuse2195
      @cosmicmuse2195 4 года назад +34

      *points at the new release of characters* Snowflake and Safeplace currently have that place in the stupid characters list.

    • @musicalcannoli624
      @musicalcannoli624 4 года назад +13

      Yeah, anyone remember Condiment Man?

  • @SporkPrez
    @SporkPrez 4 года назад +3851

    "the joker is the best villain"
    me, an intellectual:

  • @pfcbangin
    @pfcbangin 4 года назад +5389

    "By the time the clock barks glass"
    Was unnecessarily hilarious to me
    Edit:
    I never acknowledge this type of thing, but this is the last comment section I expected to get thousands of likes on.

    • @ocinidolegna
      @ocinidolegna 4 года назад +49

      It's stuck in
      my head bro

    • @jodiebug1
      @jodiebug1 4 года назад +27

      I lost it when I heard this

    • @21redsox21
      @21redsox21 4 года назад +28

      Literally so many iconic sayings in this act

    • @rebeccasimpson-wallack2144
      @rebeccasimpson-wallack2144 4 года назад +9

      I smacked my dining room table laughing so hard

    • @awfulwoman
      @awfulwoman 4 года назад +5

      This line makes me absolutely piss myself

  • @Doddser
    @Doddser 4 года назад +9477

    Can't wait to see Robert Pattison's Batman go up against the Barking Glass

    • @AvgJane19
      @AvgJane19 4 года назад +76

      @snl make this happen

    • @bradreed2001
      @bradreed2001 4 года назад +159

      Are any of us sure that's how to spell it? What if barking glass is spelled
      Oven mitt Chihuahua parkour

    • @TheMurrmursonbottle
      @TheMurrmursonbottle 4 года назад +33

      This is just FKA Twigs in disguise

    • @harleybaker4684
      @harleybaker4684 4 года назад +7

      TheMurrmursonbottle I cackled

    • @matilde_5
      @matilde_5 4 года назад +8

      Lit_Coal
      Or what if it’s spelled A?

  • @CreativoErratico
    @CreativoErratico 4 года назад +838

    “Sensing a pattern? You shouldnt be!”

  • @bradensorensen966
    @bradensorensen966 4 года назад +6717

    Ironically by avoiding having a character archetype, this villain is also a character archetype.

    • @DragonScythe64
      @DragonScythe64 4 года назад +872

      ALL ACCORDING TO THE PLAN OF THE BARKINGGLASS

    • @TheMurrmursonbottle
      @TheMurrmursonbottle 4 года назад +463

      DragonScythe What’s the plan? THERE IS NO PLAN, the BARKINGGLASŠ IS ONLY SPONTANEOUS

    • @TheMurrmursonbottle
      @TheMurrmursonbottle 4 года назад +161

      Elizabeth THE BARKINGGLASŠ DOESNT NEED AN EXPLANATION

    • @hermestrismegistus8007
      @hermestrismegistus8007 4 года назад +39

      the archetype of 'that which is not an archetype'. why must not a gd thing in nature make sense?

    • @foldedchip7551
      @foldedchip7551 3 года назад +7

      You’re right, he reminds me of one of my favorite villains 🤷‍♀️

  • @lennie1512
    @lennie1512 4 года назад +819

    “Who’s your favorite DC villain?”
    Me: umm... it’s complicated

  • @fruitygarlic3601
    @fruitygarlic3601 4 года назад +2677

    I'm going to start this decade by modelling my laughter after the most dominant ones in the audience.

  • @bluefur1975
    @bluefur1975 4 года назад +1019

    Someone get this character into the HARLEY QUINN animated series stat

  • @livebackwards
    @livebackwards 4 года назад +4985

    "That sound of sand being poured down a children's slide means it's time for MORE BULLSHIT!" - best villain catch phrase of all time

  • @moonieland
    @moonieland 4 года назад +939

    The Barking Glass is now my favorite Batman villain and they aren't even canon.

    • @gagahusband
      @gagahusband 4 года назад +7

      🙋‍♂️🙋🏻‍♂️🙋🏼‍♂️🙋🏽‍♂️🙋🏾‍♂️🙋🏿‍♂️🙋🏿‍♀️🙋🏾‍♀️🙋🏽‍♀️🙋🏼‍♀️🙋🏻‍♀️🙋‍♀️

    • @vsarachnos5414
      @vsarachnos5414 3 года назад +12

      Yet!
      They aren't cannon, Yet.

    • @nameforcomments4092
      @nameforcomments4092 3 года назад +22

      This comment made me realize the Barking Glass would be the one to ruin people's ability to choose their own pronouns, just because they can. "My preferred pronouns are all pejoratives and slurs! The really bad ones! Why? Because I wanted them to be the little box you get when someone sends an emoji you don't have, but it turns out there's no consistent way to do that, and I'm mad enough about it to take it out on the whole world!!"

    • @carissamace
      @carissamace 3 года назад +4

      @@nameforcomments4092 That makes no sense as an origin. I love it.

    • @jazzmatazz27
      @jazzmatazz27 3 года назад +1

      my like reached 666. i am blessed by the barking glass

  • @ariadnagomez-kelly5393
    @ariadnagomez-kelly5393 4 года назад +4259

    Now this is ‘random comedy’ done right

    • @peacemakerao
      @peacemakerao 4 года назад +21

      Etcetaria Cosplay truly! 👍

    • @BennyFNV
      @BennyFNV 4 года назад +9

      All comedy is random comedy

    • @pigeon1178
      @pigeon1178 4 года назад +132

      @@BennyFNV nah nah nah. There was a whole period of time online where all comedy was just "lol potato pizza I'm so quirky askgkriejof"

    • @korialogo
      @korialogo 4 года назад +98

      I think part of it is the self-awareness. It has the “it’s funny because it’s unexpected” parts, but it also takes it into account, elaborates on, and makes fun of the random=funny mindset.

    • @aeonjoey3d
      @aeonjoey3d 3 года назад +11

      FUCK YOU! YOU'RE MY DAD!

  • @anyasea10739
    @anyasea10739 4 года назад +199

    ‘Let’s list my crimes’ is a severely underrated line

  • @lalas181
    @lalas181 4 года назад +3197

    Barking Glass is great and I love them. The best part is that this character is somehow more _normal_ than some of the Silver Age villains that they don't use anymore.

    • @logicaloverdrive8197
      @logicaloverdrive8197 4 года назад +181

      No one would bat a fucking eye if they were silver age.

    • @silvercomics3517
      @silvercomics3517 4 года назад +128

      Condiment King, Calendar Man, Zebra Man, Kite Man

    • @liver-failure
      @liver-failure 4 года назад +26

      @Silver Comics
      there’s a superhero called Calendar Man?

    • @logicaloverdrive8197
      @logicaloverdrive8197 4 года назад +136

      @@liver-failure Villain. A villain named Calendar Man. His entire thing is calenders. He kills people on holidays and shit.

    • @silvercomics3517
      @silvercomics3517 4 года назад +13

      Liver Failure No. There’s a villain named Calender Man.

  • @Liv-uu9rk
    @Liv-uu9rk 4 года назад +487

    This is the most chaotic trickster god energy I've ever seen in one video

    • @ravenobrian6426
      @ravenobrian6426 3 года назад +11

      Well, trickster gods are either the gods of style, or not wearing pants, so yeah, you're right.

  • @Mary-sulli
    @Mary-sulli 4 года назад +2752

    The phrase "by the time the clock barks glass " is now stuck in my head forever 4:24

    • @cactusguy4363
      @cactusguy4363 4 года назад +42

      It sort of reminds me of a weird song I heard where a guy put a bale of hay and a bucket of water in front of a piano and said "The song is over when the piano eats the hay and drinks the water" because hippies make mo sense.

    • @mylesredfern3862
      @mylesredfern3862 3 года назад +14

      earlier, i accidentally said "by the time the clark bocks grass" and now im desperately confused

  • @Marlyjade
    @Marlyjade Год назад +62

    "and by the time the clock barks glass" and "murder by hot soup" are honestly the things that throw me into a laughing fit every time

  • @amalofoto
    @amalofoto 3 года назад +184

    I've watched this like 15 times over the last two years. It helps me get into a manic state where I am able to do 20 page assignments in a few hours. I am afraid of the day where someone asks me who my biggest Inspiration is and I cite this video absent mindedly.

    • @lordtachanka903
      @lordtachanka903 3 года назад +16

      I’m here for almost that exact same reason, I’m not in college rn but I need to get shit done and I love the energy this vid gives me, anyways Thankyou for validating me, random person on the internet

  • @RoemDaug
    @RoemDaug 4 года назад +900

    This is the only time random actual equals funny because it has an actual underlying joke.

    • @FlansterTheFilm
      @FlansterTheFilm 3 года назад +55

      I was thinking how much this had the chance to be the most unfunny thing ever, and now it’s my favorite vid on the channel

    • @fenixmeaney6170
      @fenixmeaney6170 3 года назад +22

      @@FlansterTheFilm probably mine too
      It's definitely up there with reverse mermaid and Brennan Lee Mulligan's declaration of independence

  • @januarymilk9347
    @januarymilk9347 4 года назад +271

    This really barks my glass

  • @garbagegorl1834
    @garbagegorl1834 3 года назад +130

    This doesn’t even feel like he had a script going in. It feels more like he’s had pent up anger over Joker being called “crazy” while hanging out backstage and then just threw on a bunch of makeup and wigs and clothing and shit and walked out on stage to rant.

  • @samhicks7664
    @samhicks7664 4 года назад +5818

    Billie Eilish looks so good here

  • @meepymoof
    @meepymoof 4 года назад +498

    I want this guy and Jeff Blim on a stage together.

    • @justmeyo4589
      @justmeyo4589 4 года назад +19

      Yeeeeeees

    • @feuxfurfox729
      @feuxfurfox729 4 года назад +38

      the stage might blow up from chaotic energy

    • @ee1085
      @ee1085 4 года назад +17

      YES THAT WOULD BE SO CHAOTIC

    • @redacted5078
      @redacted5078 4 года назад +10

      THE RAW CHAOS

    • @rodentia1474
      @rodentia1474 3 года назад +14

      THAT WOULD BREAK THE FABRIC OF TIME

  • @draculurarules7
    @draculurarules7 4 года назад +471

    This gives me big starkid show vibes

    • @dollyvalentine8455
      @dollyvalentine8455 4 года назад +30

      It really does - you know that would be Joe Walker

    • @redacted5078
      @redacted5078 4 года назад +18

      @@dollyvalentine8455 Nahhh, thats Jeff Blim lmao

    • @camilacerini645
      @camilacerini645 4 года назад +16

      Petition for them to remake Holy Musical B@man! but instead of having that one candy villian in it they add THE BARKING GLASS

    • @maryy__mayy4023
      @maryy__mayy4023 4 года назад +4

      @@redacted5078 he would BRING the chaotic energy

    • @rodentia1474
      @rodentia1474 3 года назад +4

      Yessss, man I love finding other starkids

  • @haischaper
    @haischaper 4 года назад +686

    Instead of being called “The Barking Glass” he should’ve just kept on changing his name.

    • @adriannethornheart8516
      @adriannethornheart8516 4 года назад +47

      Missed opportunity

    • @andyouare266
      @andyouare266 3 года назад +183

      He should've, but make it sound similar. Like one time his name is 'The barking glass' and the next it is 'the barking grass' then after that it's like 'the parking brass'

    • @carissamace
      @carissamace 3 года назад +38

      @@andyouare266 Just keep Mondogreening their own name. The best bit.

    • @Andyatl2002
      @Andyatl2002 3 года назад +22

      That would be a pattern

    • @yourlocaldemon2195
      @yourlocaldemon2195 3 года назад +4

      @@Andyatl2002 true

  • @Radiophoenix1024
    @Radiophoenix1024 4 года назад +489

    Parts that make my glass bark: 0:17 0:39 1:23 1:29 2:22 2:47 2:56 3:23 3:33 3:37 3:48 3:58 4:38 4:57 5:08 5:39 6:35

    • @boboloko
      @boboloko 4 года назад +11

      for me
      0:17 yes, 0:39 a little, 1:23 somewhat, 1:29 definitely, 2:22 at times, 2:47 yes, 2:56 popcorn, 3:23 not so much, 3:33 birddog, 3:37 no, 3:48, 3:58, 4:48 and 4:57 yes 5:08, 5:39, and 6:35 kinda random

    • @turtlejawz
      @turtlejawz 4 года назад +12

      @@boboloko For your last three...
      " *THAT'S THE FUCKING POINT* "

    • @iamsad9107
      @iamsad9107 4 года назад

      5:20 does it for me!

    • @boboloko
      @boboloko 4 года назад

      @@turtlejawz I'm just adding to the silliness

  • @kelzbelz313
    @kelzbelz313 4 года назад +2421

    As a bisexual I’m deeply offended by this depiction. I would like to clarify we don’t all like “last Christmas”
    But we do all like Carley Rae Jepson

    • @TigerPrawn_
      @TigerPrawn_ 4 года назад +11

      False XD

    • @kaitpeters933
      @kaitpeters933 4 года назад +34

      I dunno man, it’s kinda catchy

    • @Cheesusful
      @Cheesusful 3 года назад +22

      NO WE DON'T I... (listens to some of her music)... yeah ok...

    • @ZanraiKid
      @ZanraiKid 3 года назад +13

      And yet, some have yet to properly enjoy CRJ for her work, while identifying “Last Christmas as the single greatest Christmas song ever.
      …THE BARKING GLASS STRIKES AGAIN, BITCHES!

    • @saable8860
      @saable8860 3 года назад +2

      ^^ this

  • @zeecaptain42
    @zeecaptain42 4 года назад +669

    It takes a very good actress/actor to make this shit fly but I think this one just did it!

    • @AddBowIfGirl
      @AddBowIfGirl 4 года назад +7

      Your Quirk
      Men and women who act are called actors.

    • @zeecaptain42
      @zeecaptain42 4 года назад +38

      @@AddBowIfGirl oh! Good! I didn't know that. I didn't think there was a genderneutral option in English and that it was a no-no to say actor to a woman! Thank!

    • @jojbenedoot7459
      @jojbenedoot7459 4 года назад +23

      @@zeecaptain42 hi just as a note it used to be a lot more strict than it is. Most people (at least in theatre, unsure about film) will be fine with you calling them actors regardless of their gender :)

  • @goatherder6166
    @goatherder6166 3 года назад +96

    I’m not in my joker phase, I’m in my barking glass phase.

  • @Lexpool
    @Lexpool 4 года назад +5460

    As a bisexual, I can guarantee you, this is how we all act.

    • @videogamenostalgia
      @videogamenostalgia 4 года назад +274

      Apparently it took years of research to perfect this performance.

    • @Marlyjade
      @Marlyjade 4 года назад +165

      Yes. I love being a living contradiction

    • @thefaulkness
      @thefaulkness 4 года назад +209

      He's revealing our secrets, we must end him

    • @qwirky1709
      @qwirky1709 4 года назад +140

      Shit, the Barking Glass blew our cover.

    • @ethantamales
      @ethantamales 4 года назад +64

      welp. now what gang

  • @maskedanimations5646
    @maskedanimations5646 4 года назад +170

    Humanity doesn't deserve the Barking Glass, and yet we have it

  • @sambelding9598
    @sambelding9598 4 года назад +1229

    HE SOUNDS LIKE VOLDEMORT FROM A VERY POTTER MUSICAL

    • @123456790915
      @123456790915 4 года назад +31

      dude literally

    • @pemo2676
      @pemo2676 4 года назад +71

      Just a bit more throat destruction and it's perfect

    • @pienutbutter..
      @pienutbutter.. 4 года назад +20

      I WAS THINKING THE SAME THING THIS IS SO JOE

    • @layne10britt
      @layne10britt 4 года назад +4

      So glad I’m not the only one who noticed

    • @dollyvalentine8455
      @dollyvalentine8455 4 года назад +28

      HOLY SHIT YOU'RE RIGHT THIS IS THE MOST JOE WALKER THING I'VE EVER SEEN

  • @TammyTuckey
    @TammyTuckey 2 месяца назад +6

    I just remembered this skit, and dear god, I'm so happy I did. The 'Barking Glass' is iconic and always will be.

  • @cathiebobble
    @cathiebobble 4 года назад +223

    I can see Barking Glass, Bobby Worst and the Candy King being the ultimate trio

  • @oso4ua419
    @oso4ua419 4 года назад +173

    His thing: Talking about himself
    Origin: Woke up in Ru Paul's dumpster
    Abilities: Glory Hog. Can confuse and mesmerize any crowd. Powers originate from Deadpool's subconscious.
    Weakness: Indifferent audience

  • @teagannam
    @teagannam 4 года назад +2691

    this character is just an oversaturated version of those tiktok kids who lipsync to beetlejuice the musical lyrics

    • @jeniferjoseph9200
      @jeniferjoseph9200 4 года назад +181

      I didn’t need to be called out like this bro

    • @katicasbogar1667
      @katicasbogar1667 4 года назад +8

      LMAO

    • @wouldntyouliketoknow514
      @wouldntyouliketoknow514 4 года назад +15

      jesus fuck yes!

    • @sweatyskeleton7390
      @sweatyskeleton7390 4 года назад +54

      Reminds me of the Onision Rants with like, 5 more levels of crazy

    • @justlivingtbh5629
      @justlivingtbh5629 4 года назад +31

      @@kawaii33366 Oh lord those tik tok cringe-fest eboys and egirls are NOT musical theatre fans, for the most part they don't even know where the music clip is from and are just using it for their "edgy" video. Trust me, they're not one of us.

  • @ecrivonlunyx
    @ecrivonlunyx 5 месяцев назад +8

    This character needs to be in a starkid musical, theyre so unique but would suit their storytelling.

  • @leosanerd
    @leosanerd 4 года назад +696

    it's like a weird mix of Ke$ha and Nick Kroll

  • @RowdyBoy82
    @RowdyBoy82 4 года назад +36

    I love how this villain's powers are performing on a public stage in bare feet when there was no real reason to do so.

  • @_lemony_tart
    @_lemony_tart 4 года назад +700

    Bisexual energy at its purest form

    • @ryuko1000
      @ryuko1000 4 года назад

      Poppy Anus Mcanus ah I love for it

    • @lizardman1303
      @lizardman1303 4 года назад

      Gross

    • @ryuko1000
      @ryuko1000 4 года назад +18

      Lizard Man no u

    • @_lemony_tart
      @_lemony_tart 4 года назад +4

      @@lizardman1303 spoken like a true lizard man 😒

    • @lizardman1303
      @lizardman1303 4 года назад +1

      Angelena L only god can judge me jk

  • @faitht8952
    @faitht8952 4 года назад +97

    The bisexual disaster icon we didn’t know we needed

  • @Alice-bu4iv
    @Alice-bu4iv 4 года назад +403

    I'm getting very strong Jeff Blim vibes.

    • @Girl_Called_Bean
      @Girl_Called_Bean 4 года назад +21

      Alicat Girl I’m so glad I wasn’t the only one

    • @rine6740
      @rine6740 4 года назад +14

      OH SAME

    • @chrome7651
      @chrome7651 4 года назад +49

      this is the villain Jeff would play in holy musical b@man before they came up with Sweet Tooth

    • @CreativoErratico
      @CreativoErratico 4 года назад +4

      Brian Stack’s The Interrupter.

    • @thatoneinsidejoke
      @thatoneinsidejoke 4 года назад +3

      That’s exactly what I was thinking!

  • @skatinwhenican
    @skatinwhenican 4 года назад +178

    The Barking Glass Should Be Included In The DCEU Next Phase, This Character Had The Potential To Introduce Unascertainable Chaos.

  • @beastiebabytm
    @beastiebabytm 4 года назад +476

    Murder by hot soup 😂

  • @ianc4992
    @ianc4992 4 года назад +93

    I've loved The Barking Glass since I was a kid, before they were popular.

  • @fallensparrow6402
    @fallensparrow6402 4 года назад +1101

    Is it just me. Or is the barking glass kinda... hot?

    • @samtheratman9602
      @samtheratman9602 4 года назад +111

      Fallen Sparrow when you have an affinity for stinky bois

    • @Lunari_wolph
      @Lunari_wolph 4 года назад +96

      They are incredibly alluring

    • @dlobelow760
      @dlobelow760 4 года назад +8

      @@Lunari_wolph *ahem*
      Hello

    • @Lunari_wolph
      @Lunari_wolph 4 года назад +7

      @@dlobelow760 Yes?

    • @fallensparrow6402
      @fallensparrow6402 4 года назад +118

      @@samtheratman9602 stinky bois? No. Androgynous hotties? Yes.
      Hotel? Trivago

  • @grasssnakes8243
    @grasssnakes8243 4 года назад +67

    This has heavy Holy Musical Batman Energy

  • @lesliepagel2046
    @lesliepagel2046 4 года назад +448

    Starkid fans are taking over the comment section

  • @pigakitty
    @pigakitty 4 года назад +87

    SENSING A PATTERN???
    _YOU SHOULDNT BE_

    • @staceymulligan6486
      @staceymulligan6486 3 года назад

      Nice profile pic bro :) another lemon demon fan I suppose

    • @pigakitty
      @pigakitty 3 года назад

      @@staceymulligan6486 thanks man! its a portrait i did of me and my cat 💕💕(in the style of the spirit phone album cover, of course ;D) and yeah, i love lemon demon! its nice to see another fan out in the wild :)

    • @staceymulligan6486
      @staceymulligan6486 3 года назад

      @@pigakitty you drew that? It’s awesome :D good job!

  • @northbynorthnorth
    @northbynorthnorth 4 года назад +378

    This is me after two glasses of pinot noir.

  • @thesundaysaint
    @thesundaysaint 4 года назад +35

    i'm drawing the Barking Glass all over a page of my sketchbook because i think... i've fallen in love with them

  • @Karkinos_
    @Karkinos_ 4 года назад +214

    FLORIDA MAN!

    • @bighoodie4315
      @bighoodie4315 4 года назад +27

      Florida man commits murder by hot soup then robs petstore, claims everyone is his dad

    • @nightwarper1760
      @nightwarper1760 4 года назад +9

      Florida man pours sand down children’s slide, claims it’s because they saw the moon.

  • @panpanotaku3190
    @panpanotaku3190 4 года назад +53

    Batman truly wouldn’t know how to handle The Barking Glass

  • @skzip888
    @skzip888 4 года назад +1026

    You laugh, but ContraPoints will steal that outfit.

    • @stonecat676
      @stonecat676 4 года назад +68

      inspiration gotta come from somewhere

    • @scoob1670
      @scoob1670 4 года назад +122

      And ContraPoints would slay it too!

    • @comrade9945
      @comrade9945 4 года назад +25

      god this killed me and I’m now dead

    • @deelugo2905
      @deelugo2905 4 года назад +11

      I'M SCREAMING SJDJDKDK

    • @compositiondolls
      @compositiondolls 4 года назад +20

      skzip888 I mean hey, she’s gotta look nice when she’s benefiting from antisemitism

  • @LuckasSilver
    @LuckasSilver 4 года назад +670

    "And what am I? Am I a woman or a man?"
    I'm trans, this joke made me choke and I almost died on my water. So well played. Well played indeed.

    • @candiedcrusader7841
      @candiedcrusader7841 4 года назад +2

      That isn't a trans thing, unless you count non-binary or androgynes as trans, in which case, as a trans man, you're problematic and transwashing everything.

    • @candiedcrusader7841
      @candiedcrusader7841 4 года назад +10

      He clearly meant that the barking glass was purposefully androgynous, not a transgender person, which would indicate that they're one specific gender identity. That is different than their birth identity.

    • @LuckasSilver
      @LuckasSilver 4 года назад +41

      @@candiedcrusader7841 my younger sibling is genderfluid. They're trans. Transgender is an umbrella term for any non-binary or non-cisgender (I just realized my phone didn't accept non-cisgender so I added it to my dictionary) individual transitioning to be another gender identity. Transsexuals like myself transition physically, but not every trans person transitions with sex reassignment surgery or with hormones. Some transition their clothing and outward appearance, some transition with one surgery but not another. Some transition all of their documents and some don't. It's a person by person thing so yes. Non-binary and androgynous individuals are trans. Why are you gatekeeping a community when you know what it's like for cisgenders to gatekeep gender identity and invalidate transgenders and transsexuals?

    • @LuckasSilver
      @LuckasSilver 4 года назад +25

      @@candiedcrusader7841 also, I laughed at the joke because that was literally one of the questions I asked myself "Am I a man or am I woman?" I'm afab transmasculine.

    • @LuckasSilver
      @LuckasSilver 4 года назад +29

      For anyone who needs to hear it. You don't need gender dysphoria. Being transgender (umbrella term that it is) or transsexual doesn't require gender dysphoria. Besides, you may have it, but it doesn't fit the narrative gatekeepers push about dysphoria so you may have no idea what you're experiencing counts as it. You may also just not experience it period.
      Dysphoria is "a state of unease or generalized dissatisfaction with life" gender dysphoria " involves a conflict between a person's physical or assigned gender and the gender with which he/she/they identify" so it's incredibly broad.
      I have visceral gender dysphoria. It's so deeply ingrained I become nauseated and have thrown up discussing my female anatomy for extended periods of time. Not everyone experiences that. In fact, I find it very difficult to find people who have literally thrown up discussing their own breast tissue. My dysphoria is that strong and runs that deep.
      My younger sibling is genderfluid and experiences fluidity in their gender dysphoria. You know how some days you just want to be as plain as can be, don't want to do anything to your hair, don't care what your clothes look like, and then you just go out and do your thing? The occasional desires to dress up, wear fancy clothes, do something with your hair, maybe even do something with your face? It just suddenly hits you and you do it because it makes you feel good. That's as close of an analogy I can make for an experience that I don't have, but can only see. Some days my sibling is incredibly feminine and then other days exceptionally androgynous or masculine. It's a fluidity that springs upon them and tells them they find their greatest happiness for that day as one vs the others. They literally transitioned their pronouns, name, and outward appearance. They have plans on a sex reassignment surgery that would best allow them to express that fluidity. They're trans. They have very little gender dysphoria, but when it comes it's no where near as severe as mine is.
      I'm not going to tell them they aren't trans after watching them transition for the past three years. I'm not going to tell them they aren't trans because they don't experience 24/7 visceral gender dysphoria. I'm not going to project my experience onto them and invalidate them for the experience that they have.
      So if you have no gender dysphoria, you may have grown up and your parents may have taught you that girls can do what boys do and vice versa, they may have taught you to never be ashamed with your body because it is yours to do with as you please, you may have had tendencies all throughout your childhood that lead people around you to say "well we're not surprised because you never conformed to the binary. Whether because you were attracted to the same sex or because of a gender identity, we had no idea, but we knew you weren't conforming to the binary." You may have none of those experiences. It's 100% okay because there's literally nothing set in stone as to what your experiences will shape you into. I grew up female. So did my sibling. My mom has internalized homophobia and my dad is Mormon. Who'd have ever guessed we were trans? Those who paid attention to the years of depression and nonconformity that we expressed, the very things that were ignored. So go out there, be true to who you are, and don't be afraid to tell gatekeeper bitches that you are here. You exist. And you are 1000% valid.

  • @alasdairgoudie9459
    @alasdairgoudie9459 4 года назад +171

    This is LeGanja Estranja's Original Character in the Batman universe.

    • @godsoncoke
      @godsoncoke 4 года назад

      Alasdair Goudie 😂😂😂

    • @crunchevo8974
      @crunchevo8974 4 года назад +3

      YEEEESSS MAMA *super sonic mouthpop*

    • @aboz8649
      @aboz8649 4 года назад

      Comment award of the day goes to you

  • @thealmightylizardking8572
    @thealmightylizardking8572 4 года назад +110

    “Yes but you can be sure that I will return as soon as the barking glass glasses bark. I will return if my tech guy were alive he’d be playing Joni Mitchell right now. I love Joni Mitchelllllllllllll”

    • @Cheesusful
      @Cheesusful 3 года назад +1

      or is he lying? Did she actually kill the tech their techguy themself? only the barking glass knooooows, and i'll never tell!

  • @TheJuliana0901
    @TheJuliana0901 4 года назад +63

    and by the time the clock barks glass...

  • @XxThunderflamexX
    @XxThunderflamexX 4 года назад +74

    For an *added* added twist: Batman is also sexually attracted to both of them.

  • @dominomasked
    @dominomasked 4 года назад +346

    Jared Leto realness.

    • @DeathnoteBB
      @DeathnoteBB 4 года назад +53

      dominomasked Jared Leto would and could never

  • @IWuzBored19
    @IWuzBored19 4 года назад +45

    I always wondered whatever happened to those scene kids from MySpace

  • @thedragonflyers6184
    @thedragonflyers6184 4 года назад +52

    Not the bi-con we deserved but the bi-con we deserved

  • @princessaria
    @princessaria 4 года назад +33

    This is basically the human equivalent of the “holds up spork” meme but I love it anyway lol.

  • @whynot228
    @whynot228 4 года назад +475

    When every 8th grade girl says she’s quirky

    • @AddBowIfGirl
      @AddBowIfGirl 4 года назад +3

      Yeeyee McGee
      How misogynistic of you.

    • @LurkerPlus
      @LurkerPlus 4 года назад +45

      Tip: Let children figure out the person they want to become through their own experimentation with identity.
      We were all 13 once.

    • @whynot228
      @whynot228 4 года назад +24

      Kittenpox as someone who’s only 15 and still going through an individuality phase I think I’m allowed to talk about it 😂

    • @Fuchsiafaefantasy
      @Fuchsiafaefantasy 4 года назад +8

      You ARE that 8th grade girl lmao

    • @whynot228
      @whynot228 4 года назад +2

      Jermarmalade you act like I don’t know that’s lmaoo

  • @feuxfurfox729
    @feuxfurfox729 4 года назад +9

    "tHAT SOUND OF SAND BEING POURED DOWN A CHILDRENS SLIDE MEANS ITS TIME FOR MORE BULL"

  • @timhinfort1171
    @timhinfort1171 4 года назад +77

    Me: „Sitting at home watching an Indian guy explain a math problem.“
    RUclips recommendations : „Yeah he needs this right now.“

  • @alexandrawatkinson2691
    @alexandrawatkinson2691 Год назад +4

    the fact that i had NO IDEA that this was my KING matt rogers until TODAY... truly too much for me

  • @kitchensinkchronicles3272
    @kitchensinkchronicles3272 4 года назад +184

    this is literally the funniest thing i have ever seen

  • @alexonline2340
    @alexonline2340 4 года назад +25

    i feel like the barking glass is stephan from SNL if he was just a little more unhinged.

    • @FH-rp6zs
      @FH-rp6zs 4 года назад +9

      If Seth Meyers got horribly murdered and Stefon went on a grief-and-rage-filled drug binge, I can see this being the result.

  • @mirandaarnush6643
    @mirandaarnush6643 4 года назад +89

    "I released Kelly Clarkson's album several days earlier - on October twenty-THIRD!!"
    that's my birthday :0

    • @temqwerty
      @temqwerty 4 года назад +4

      He did it for you

    • @XanderHarris1023
      @XanderHarris1023 4 года назад +4

      Mine too. Are we twins? 🤷‍♂️

    • @mirandaarnush6643
      @mirandaarnush6643 4 года назад +2

      @@XanderHarris1023 guess we must be !!!!

    • @F1n3-4rt
      @F1n3-4rt 4 года назад +1

      Me three!

    • @isaphillips6869
      @isaphillips6869 4 года назад +1

      Miranda Arnush me too! and my sisters is on the 27th 😳

  • @ef1876
    @ef1876 4 года назад +12

    “Barking Grover Anne Glass” truly a name to last the ages

  • @jrodriguez7532
    @jrodriguez7532 4 года назад +102

    . . . I love Carly's cover of Last Christmas.

    • @fallensparrow6402
      @fallensparrow6402 4 года назад +16

      Found the Barking glass. Well that was easy. Someone call batman!

    • @dlobelow760
      @dlobelow760 4 года назад +2

      @@fallensparrow6402 on it

    • @Cecil...
      @Cecil... 4 года назад +1

      I love everything she makes... I've been listening to "E-MO-TION" on repeat this week :p

  • @raegrace
    @raegrace 4 года назад +15

    The Barking Glass is basically just all the crackheads that bother me for money at the bus station downtown

  • @SeymourDisapproves
    @SeymourDisapproves 4 года назад +247

    *Anybody who consumes any amount of media:* I recognize that there are certain story beats that consistently crop up in the movies, shows, and games I consume, but I also recognize that the reason these tropes might be so enduring is because they resonate with a lot of people, including myself. There might be times where I become fed up with the consistent use of a particular trope, but that frustration usually has more to do with the way the trope is handled rather than the existence of the subject itself. The prevalence of a trope in a piece of work isn't indicative of laziness, and the tropes themselves are not monoliths that forbid subversion or reworkings. We are all people who, in some way or another, gravitate towards telling and consuming certain types of stories. Truly novel ideas are extremely difficult to come by, and in many cases it's better to lay a story on a solid foundation consisting of what one already knows rather than rely on the random or indescribable to do all the heavy lifting.
    *Studios, directors, and script writers who consider shock value for the sake of driving up conversation and profits a more viable and sustainable formula for the media they produce than sensible or logical storytelling:*

    • @AnkhAnanku
      @AnkhAnanku 4 года назад +29

      Seymour Disapproves oof. While I still appreciate the concept of a truly Dada-ist Batman villain, that’s a pretty righteous critique right there...

    • @SeymourDisapproves
      @SeymourDisapproves 4 года назад +5

      @@AnkhAnanku ty

    • @ZapDash
      @ZapDash 4 года назад +2

      This is a great explanation of trope usage.

    • @rileylovebucket6080
      @rileylovebucket6080 4 года назад +1

      Thanks for writing this. I thought the performance was really good, but I didn't think the idea was fleshed out at all and relied very heavily on "lol RanDo?M". Randomness on its own is not a joke. You're literally saying nothing.

    • @ripleydrawsandthings
      @ripleydrawsandthings 4 года назад

      That would certainly be the case if it was a movie, a book, or a show. However, this is a skit, which has very different dramatic rules, especially because this is a solely comedic endeavor. For example, plot is very important in works that last for a significant amount of time. Otherwise, the audience would have no idea what’s going on. But with a skit, randomness is key, because it is too short to make any sort of story. If you try to make things too detailed, the end will seem sudden and incomplete. A skit is but a glance into a perspective. As for the randomness, OF COURSE it’s random. All skits are random. They don’t have twenty two minutes to spend on context. So they make up for it with their own, smaller context that may not go very far if elongated.
      The reason there’s so much of it here is that superhero movies have so many tropes compared to all other media. Comedic sidekick, brooding superhero, love interest, even backstories can be easily sorted into trope categories. If the skit seems saturated, it’s just because there is so much to cover in such a short amount of time. Skits are where humor beats logic, and that isn’t for everyone. Some people need structure in order for the punchline to be funny. This skit is more dramatic than witty, sure, but it holds such a good tension of the unknown. And the theatrics, such as the deep, booming voice for emphasis and the rollicking around the stage, take so much effort and time to perfect. You try going up in front of hundreds of people with clothes that barely fit with a high energy persona. You will find it very difficult, I assure you.
      So, to conclude, skits are different than other media, so it is unfair to compare it to them, humor is different for everyone, and, most of all, think of the effort and logic ratio the next time you want to judge a piece of entertainment.
      This concludes my rebuttal.

  • @libraryphantom
    @libraryphantom Месяц назад +3

    "By the time the clock barks glass" absolutely broke me. Full on laugh attack

  • @hawktalon7890
    @hawktalon7890 4 года назад +108

    I can't believe it took me 2 years to even find this video [by chance, mind you].

  • @jmr3206
    @jmr3206 4 года назад +17

    Ngl this is probably one of the best videos on this channel. I thought I wasn't going to like this for no real particular reason, but I ended up loving it instead. The overkill in the acting is pretty funny but what really got me was the dialogue. The breakdown of villain archetypes was great but it was really just hammered in more and more as this skit went on. I fucking love it and would love to see this dude break down more things.

  • @mattb1498
    @mattb1498 5 лет назад +42

    it has made cry tears of joy; this should be HUGE!!!!

  • @Longknife
    @Longknife 4 года назад +20

    Distinctive laugh really liked this one.

  • @lokee800
    @lokee800 4 года назад +7

    They got the right idea. Confuse, don't abuse.

  • @wx7fm
    @wx7fm 4 года назад +15

    6:04 Head canon: The Barking GlaSs is just making stuff up right now in front of Batman and they’re shuffling around pretending to handcuffed just like we see on stage

  • @alucardvigilatedismas2868
    @alucardvigilatedismas2868 4 года назад +45

    This will be Envy in the FMAB live-action Netflix adaptation

  • @kaylamurkot
    @kaylamurkot 4 года назад +14

    It's like if your local crackhead decided he had beef with Batman. lol

    • @kn1ght-788
      @kn1ght-788 4 года назад

      This is what crackheads in Gotham are like?

  • @padawanguy360
    @padawanguy360 4 года назад +129

    this should not be as funny as it is and it makes me angry

  • @Zara-be4io
    @Zara-be4io 4 года назад +43

    The Barking Glass is a trans icon.

  • @sav_grey
    @sav_grey 4 года назад +33

    This is basically just starkid's umbridge