The lady at the tobacco counter at my Louisville Kroger is in this mold. She compliments me when I paint my nails, and gets after me when they're not painted. The other day (this during Corona lockdown) I painted my nails at home, before I walked to Kroger, just so I could have them to show her, and I told her so when I got there. She makes my day.
I love how all the reactions are genuine, because when they reveal the scenes concept everyone is just elated. They do a great job at setting the scene with no confusion too!
It's how you know if the crowd cares or not. Other crowds in their vids laugh fakely at nothing happening, and we're not talking Rowan Atkinson nothing, long before they step on the stage nothing.
If the hard candies stopped being made in 1977 (on account of all the chlorine in the water supply) , a pack of them might actually be worth what the hostage taker wanted in the first place...
Meanwhile Grandpa Hostage Negotiator is coming in with some black licorice and a story about growing up and staying out in the summer until dinner timer.
my gmas food is so delicious but theres so much fat ur shit slides out and is replaced by an ambergris style rock that takes a week to finally eject like greasy pebbles
My grandmother followed The Guiding Light for more than 60 years and only stopped watching in 2008 because it got "too complicated". Gone the next year. Grandmothers are not to be trifled with.
Genuinely this is THE funniest thing characters welcome has ever had, and THATS A HARD SPOT TO HOLD. So many of the performances make me laugh out loud just sitting here watching them, but this one I quote regularly
whenever i come back to this sketch im just charmed to hell and back by this granny, i just love how genuinely proud the actress looked after the 'marshall arts' joke landed
If I were holding up a bank and an old lady was the negotiator my heart would melt as soon as she offered me a candy. I would just leave the hostages and just ask to go to jail in exchange for letting me talk with the granny during visitation.
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I love how when she says "hold on now" the audience goes quiet like it was directed at them lol
I have to admit, her Marshall's arts _are_ pretty disarming.
Anastas1786 no.
@@luckymoonjoy1278 yes -_-
@@emikogilbert7405 *yes*
@@luckymoonjoy1278 Yes
y
"THIS IS MY GRANDSON MARSHALL."
My gun is gone.
"THIS IS HIS ARTS!"
My other guns are gone too.
If there’s one stereotype I love, it’s the overtly kind and southern black grandmothers... The way they say baby and sweetie makes my heart melt...
My only kink is getting called “Sweetie” or “Hon” or even a “Wonderful young woman” by an old lady.
The lady at the tobacco counter at my Louisville Kroger is in this mold. She compliments me when I paint my nails, and gets after me when they're not painted. The other day (this during Corona lockdown) I painted my nails at home, before I walked to Kroger, just so I could have them to show her, and I told her so when I got there. She makes my day.
Specially with the terms of endearment that are usually food-based
don't forget "honnie"
Yes
I was seriously waiting for her to pull a belt out of her purse.
Or a wooden spoon lol. My ass still feels some of those memories
That would be a mom negotiator XD
My ass says that the belt is definitely a dad thing
Sarah Grund Same tho, when the purse would tapped so subtly I can still feel my ass pucker
@@caincosplays 🤣
"The honorable Dr. Reverend Dr. Martin Luther Reverend King!" LMAO ☠️
This was my favorite part!
She missed a golden opportunity to say , "I'll tell you what your options are. Let them hostages go, or catch a whoopin. It's your choice baby."
LOL
Alicia Madden That and threaten with the switch/cane/that demon the wooden spoon.
@@endergamer7483 Nah, my grandma used belts
Alicia you are white
@@thisisJUSTlikestonewall is that them in their pfp? If not how are we supposed to know?c
Estelle is the best damn hostage negotiator this side of the Mississippi she is :)
"Negotiator"
@@loganrogers7537 why the air quotes haha
Perfect record!
MississippAYYYY
Holy crap I think this is the first time one of my Resurrection Man comments has gotten into the hundreds. Thank you everyone, seriously :)
The whole time, I was expecting her to say, "Well, now, that kind of language is not appropriate."
"This mah granbaybe Martial, and this is his arts!"
I am quite deceased.
*cough*marshall*cough*
I too am quite, frankly, deceased
I love how all the reactions are genuine, because when they reveal the scenes concept everyone is just elated. They do a great job at setting the scene with no confusion too!
It's how you know if the crowd cares or not. Other crowds in their vids laugh fakely at nothing happening, and we're not talking Rowan Atkinson nothing, long before they step on the stage nothing.
@@VelaiciaCreator I thought you said "we're talking Rowan Atkinson nothing" and I was bout to throw hands.
@@quintusgrobler9088 Lol, I was just referring to how he can simply walk on stage and his mere presence causes laughter.
@@VelaiciaCreator yeah I missed the "not" at first lol
Those 20 people are hatin on account of all the chloride in their water supply
Fifty taken by the chloride, smh
Either that or the chicken femurs or the liquid TNT.
I would *literally* die for this hostage negotiator.
If youre a hostage you probably will
@@yaboi4454 well, we see she has a perfect hostage record, if I was a criminal, THEN I would die
I mean the hostage taker did
How could u deny a grandma
She does an incredible job with this character without having to even overplay it. Brilliant comedic timing
This is my grandbaby Marshall! LOL!!!
And this is his art!!
@@Anna-Michelle744 *this is his arts
@@trickytreyperfected1482 did it matter?
@@Anna-Michelle744 it’s just a joooke. Caaaalm doowwwnnn
Very talented!
If the hard candies stopped being made in 1977 (on account of all the chlorine in the water supply) , a pack of them might actually be worth what the hostage taker wanted in the first place...
Meanwhile Grandpa Hostage Negotiator is coming in with some black licorice and a story about growing up and staying out in the summer until dinner timer.
All she has to do is gently call me "baby" and you can have the hostages.
Her grandbaby, Marshall is talented.
I swear she should have said “Now, release those hostages and you’ll get a full home cooked meal from ol’ gran mammy. My grand babies love my foods”
The Cow Known as Pablo or “sweetie if you don’t let them go, I’m going to have to get my belt”
my gmas food is so delicious but theres so much fat ur shit slides out and is replaced by an ambergris style rock that takes a week to finally eject like greasy pebbles
"Let me see what I have in my purse"
Me: Probably a couple hard candies or something
"You want a hard candy?"
Me: 😳
My grandmother followed The Guiding Light for more than 60 years and only stopped watching in 2008 because it got "too complicated". Gone the next year.
Grandmothers are not to be trifled with.
"I am listening. I am listening, and I am seeing you. What? What? What? What? What? What? Speak up son, use your words."
The one dislike is the guy she was talking to
Was about to say that
The nine dislikes are on account of the chlorine in RUclips's water supply!
@@quizzlie Lmao that response made my day
@@kazookid2.072 Fun fact, you're the second person whose day I've made. I'm on a roll!
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That was greatest Marshall art display i've seen. What makes it more impressive is that old lady is capable of doing such complex movement.
I want this charter to have their own sitcom lol this was great
She used to have her own series. But it go t canceled due to the chlorine in the water supply
My grandmother's name is Estelle this is so perfect
It’s sounds like she’s advertising those products for add revenue. Got to get the mil somewhere
So good.
If I was the bank robber, I'd have said, "Okay, the hostages can go free, but you have invite me to your cookout!"
I love Marshall's picture, just giving two thumbs up
I'm sold
I would watch an entire series of granny hostage negotiator.
What's with her and raccoons!? 😂
Trash pandas are tiny thieves. They even have masks
They dangerous to crash a helicopter into on prom, did you not listen.
The honorable Dr Reverend Dr Martin Luther Reverend King baby
Genuinely this is THE funniest thing characters welcome has ever had, and THATS A HARD SPOT TO HOLD. So many of the performances make me laugh out loud just sitting here watching them, but this one I quote regularly
whenever i come back to this sketch im just charmed to hell and back by this granny, i just love how genuinely proud the actress looked after the 'marshall arts' joke landed
"baby you can have this whole thing if you release them hostages" LOVE this, with the super old candy
Marshall arts was too cute
THIS SHOULD BE A SHOW
Totally, hard boiled NCIS style team, but when it's too much for them, they call her in and she totally cleans house.
Estelle is precious
People always say "the best ___ on this side of the Mississippi" why is everything better on the other side
If this woman approached me I would listen to anything she had to say.
how did i find this so late this is quality content
Estelle is god tier negotiator
this gave me so many big belly laughs, love her
We need more Monique Moses, please!
I thought this was going to be about how grandmas keep offering you food and your inability to say no
"Let's go, babies" 🥺🥺🥺
This is my favorite sketch on the channel.
At first I read the title as "Grandma hostage neighbor" and I was like: huh
The young and the restless bit killed me 💀 my great grandma still watches that
You can tell she was really proud of the Marshal arts joke
If I were holding up a bank and an old lady was the negotiator my heart would melt as soon as she offered me a candy. I would just leave the hostages and just ask to go to jail in exchange for letting me talk with the granny during visitation.
LOVE THE WAY HER JACKET SAYS SWAT HAHAHAHAAAA
The last line is gold 😂
THE FALSE TEETH ADJUSTING AAA
Im so disarmed by marshall and his arts
Honestly this is genius. I love her.
I laughed out loud at the martial arts part! Loved it
Wooow, she’s in Astronomy Club. She’s funny as hell
I didn’t know she was on there. Astronomy Club is hilarious.
it really just got better and better 😭
one minute in and I'd already die for her
I bet the hostages went to the corner McDonald's for vanilla cones.
Usually I'd feel like these acts may be slow and draggy.
But not this one, must be on account of all that chloride in the water supply.
I love this so much. Grandmas are the best. Or nannas or grams or whatever. I called my grandma mom a lot when i was little
That was utterly brilliant!
this is one of the funniest things i have ever seen period
As soon as she offered me expired candy I would have disarmed myself and released the hostages and write her a thank you note from prison.
Love this. Really nicely delivered and some super lines in here.
Imagine that being her entire plan
I take methadone. Every day, saved my life. And I almost spit it all over when she said 'My grandbaby Marshall, and this is his art!'
Chicken femurs good lord
I LOVE HER
AND Akira by Anamanaguchi at the end??? Great choice of song
That’s a lot of laughing.... I’m concerned
Why's that concerning?
@@anthonynorman7545 wayyy too much laughing
@@PeetonJazzy why is laughing concerning?
Anthony Norman I think they’re suggesting that the audience is being held hostage
@@amoryacosta2915 how did you get to that conclusion? I'm not sure what laughing has to do with a hostage situation.
Martial got some huge hands
I have to say, that spoon would work on me.
i would take hostages just to get my grandpa's beef stew again ngl
I would drop all the weapons and let go of the hostage and say "Yes ma'am 🥺" as soon as she called me honey or baby 😭😂
I want those snacks.
This was hilarious!
I laughed like Jimmy Carr thanks to this sketch
One of the best I’ve seen of these.
I expected her to pull out like 37$ in cash at the request of a million dollars
You never know when someone's gonna offer you puddin'
THIS IS SO CUTE OH MY GOD
Marshall's arts got me 😂😂
this is amazing
Very disarming, indeed! 👏👏👏
That. Is. So. Funny. I love it
Missing “BOY you trifling”
I need the spoon... for personal reason
I'd trust her to hold my drink,also I would like some hard candy pls 🍵🍬💕🌺🌸💮
“You wanna hard candy, baby?” The one sentence I want a black grandma to ask me 😂
I would fucking die for her
They should come out with this movie. Grandma Negotiator. And have that woman that played in Nanny Mcfee. She would play a great grandma.
2:50 man that stings after Kobe
Nobody gets one over on grandma