The First Female President of the United States - Sarah Smallwood Parsons

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  • Опубликовано: 27 янв 2025

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  • @CharactersWelcome
    @CharactersWelcome  5 месяцев назад +30

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    • @serioussilliness2064
      @serioussilliness2064 2 месяца назад

      If Harris gets a large turnout, it's because people are voting against Trump's rhetoric, nothing else.

  • @VibingwithVibing
    @VibingwithVibing 4 года назад +10258

    “30% of white woman voted for dead men instead of me!”
    KILLED ME

  • @Kestrel512
    @Kestrel512 2 месяца назад +1079

    It’s Nov 6th 2024… that “30% of white women voted for a dead man instead of me” line was prophetic

    • @roxanne_
      @roxanne_ 2 месяца назад +5

      Real

    • @nigachu8249
      @nigachu8249 2 месяца назад +12

      So taylor swift didn't work? Too bad lol

    • @Nisselak
      @Nisselak Месяц назад +10

      @@nigachu8249 the basis of rational thinking didn't work

    • @darkbrightnorth
      @darkbrightnorth Месяц назад

      @@nigachu8249say turns out people support discrimination and hate thinking

    • @Victoria-_
      @Victoria-_ Месяц назад

      Fr 😂

  • @driphearts8035
    @driphearts8035 2 года назад +971

    "How did your brother come out of the closet as being trans?"
    "He didn't come out. We just kinda new once he started levitating."

  • @Semudara
    @Semudara 5 лет назад +6817

    I'm impressed that Barack Obama, Idris Elba, Tom Hanks and Stephen Colbert lived for another thousand years! Keanu, can't say I'm really surprised.

    • @yellowpig1026
      @yellowpig1026 4 года назад +333

      obama kept himself alive with the chaos emeralds

    • @erinsweeney3326
      @erinsweeney3326 4 года назад +18

      yellowpig 10 HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT OBAMA YOU IDIOT

    • @miacampbell4681
      @miacampbell4681 4 года назад +71

      Keanu lives cause we live in the matrix

    • @EldritchGorly
      @EldritchGorly 4 года назад +6

      I feel that's the weakest part of the bit, since the rest is p contemporary.

    • @luiza.limaneves
      @luiza.limaneves 4 года назад +26

      @@EldritchGorly isn't it a memorial though?

  • @manuelsputnik
    @manuelsputnik 5 лет назад +8018

    I'm so proud that Keanu made it to "the good ones" list, bless his soul.

    • @KatzRool
      @KatzRool 4 года назад +52

      This moment is one of Redditry.

    • @kaydgaming
      @kaydgaming 4 года назад +34

      Cease your Redditry

    • @mariahhenderson1470
      @mariahhenderson1470 4 года назад +46

      *Well he is "breathtaking"*

    • @Gumyumb
      @Gumyumb 4 года назад +15

      Reddit moment

    • @gg-dg6rk
      @gg-dg6rk 4 года назад +22

      And Obama 😌😂

  • @navadax4541
    @navadax4541 5 лет назад +12185

    John Mulaney stayed behind because she's a proud Asian-American woman

    • @neegas3490
      @neegas3490 4 года назад +63

      Oof

    • @saraspence3829
      @saraspence3829 4 года назад +477

      He’s a tiger mom!

    • @erinsweeney3326
      @erinsweeney3326 4 года назад +774

      Hey that high waisted man has feminine hips!

    • @ElizabethT45
      @ElizabethT45 4 года назад +591

      @@erinsweeney3326 No! That's the thing he's sensitive about!

    • @consumy1841
      @consumy1841 4 года назад +113

      Ultra Violetta fucking middle schooler,

  • @panmoncada7257
    @panmoncada7257 4 года назад +3436

    “Our scientists believe they will float up into the sky so you might want to tie them to something”

    • @DeathnoteBB
      @DeathnoteBB 4 года назад +53

      What about the genderfluid or bigender folk 😨

    • @ianimatebadly3715
      @ianimatebadly3715 4 года назад +116

      @@DeathnoteBB they can fly now

    • @Ariel_is_a_dreamer
      @Ariel_is_a_dreamer 4 года назад +46

      @@DeathnoteBB Well, I'll be walking with weights on my feet just in case

    • @gamoviestudios1388
      @gamoviestudios1388 3 года назад +13

      @@ratinclothes1605 same bro lets go

    • @Sleepy_Cabbage
      @Sleepy_Cabbage 3 года назад +15

      I like to imagine men are just sitting in space chilling and some how can breathe in space

  • @Prospitfox
    @Prospitfox 5 лет назад +12007

    As an nb person I won’t quite fly up but I will be floating roughly 5 feet off the ground at all times

    • @incognito7739
      @incognito7739 4 года назад +844

      It's alright you'll just get a long stick with a hook at the end so you can pull yourself along rather than having to try and swim through the air

    • @waspoppin4784
      @waspoppin4784 4 года назад +1416

      prospitfox gender fluid people can change what height they are at anytime
      that makes gender fluid people the most powerful group in existence

    • @tapedeck8267
      @tapedeck8267 4 года назад +289

      @@waspoppin4784 Oh fuck yeah

    • @anyaskers2025
      @anyaskers2025 4 года назад +295

      @@waspoppin4784 hell yeah, I finally won't be short

    • @princemochi2018
      @princemochi2018 4 года назад +62

      HAHAHA OMG SAME -

  • @ren576
    @ren576 5 лет назад +3027

    Fun fact: Uzo Aduba also voices Bismuth in Steven Universe

  • @kawaiimarshmallowlover9011
    @kawaiimarshmallowlover9011 4 года назад +6332

    i love the implication that trans men went too, dysphoria begone

    • @Pablo_Martin_aa
      @Pablo_Martin_aa 4 года назад +84

      In 1:10 they literaly show that trans men left 2

    • @JGirDesu
      @JGirDesu 4 года назад +384

      @@Pablo_Martin_aa that's literally what the comment said

    • @Miskamouskamikumouse
      @Miskamouskamikumouse 3 года назад +32

      What are yall arguing abt

    • @johnburt1172
      @johnburt1172 3 года назад +40

      They didn't even need to have had bottom surgery.

    • @madmercury6272
      @madmercury6272 3 года назад +6

      Things disappearing is about sexual classification, not gender perception?

  • @LoveLee_Dreamer
    @LoveLee_Dreamer 4 года назад +2525

    NB people just levitating at different heights depending on where they fall on the spectrum

  • @Grovyle10
    @Grovyle10 5 лет назад +1548

    Seems like someone sure wished Melissa had floated up to the sky instead.

  • @T4Tragedy
    @T4Tragedy 4 года назад +1098

    screaming at the fact that trans men also float up ... hell yeah

    • @MatthewMurraycogswoth
      @MatthewMurraycogswoth 3 года назад +26

      Or hello no for them. I'm sure they would have preferred survived. Like yeah we're validated but also dead

    • @johnburt1172
      @johnburt1172 3 года назад +104

      @@MatthewMurraycogswoth Nah, the men didn't die - they just floated away to Palhalla, an all-male paradise.

    • @lucyk8935
      @lucyk8935 3 года назад +24

      @@johnburt1172 PALHALLA-😭😭😭

    • @johnburt1172
      @johnburt1172 3 года назад +36

      @@lucyk8935 Palhalla is a very comfortable place, although admittedly it doesn't smell very good.

    • @lucyk8935
      @lucyk8935 3 года назад +16

      @@johnburt1172 I'm imagining sweat and old spice.

  • @weegee1204
    @weegee1204 5 лет назад +2819

    obsessed w the writing and her comedic timing is spot on skfbsjsmans

  • @rileylindsey4019
    @rileylindsey4019 5 лет назад +5021

    can we add john mulaney to the list of the good ones?

    • @rainebow_kitty6142
      @rainebow_kitty6142 5 лет назад +288

      And Tom Holland?

    • @BadMediaStudent
      @BadMediaStudent 5 лет назад +23

      From Mr. Music the movie?

    • @artemiswolf4508
      @artemiswolf4508 5 лет назад +813

      Riley Lindsey John Mulaney managed to grab onto something before floating off.
      Ain’t no one was taking him to no secondary location.

    • @Saraah_cha
      @Saraah_cha 5 лет назад +642

      Are you implying that John Mulaney is not in fact a proud Asian-American woman who deserves to be treated with respect?

    • @rileylindsey4019
      @rileylindsey4019 5 лет назад +152

      no, but as a very wise baby once said "uncle john has a penis"

  • @minniem-ms
    @minniem-ms 5 лет назад +2805

    I love this but can you imagine the chaos of being outted as a trans guy because you got raptured with the rest of the men

    • @Call-me-Al
      @Call-me-Al 5 лет назад +67

      How would you get outed? Transmen are those who live as men. Their disappearance confirms the gender they identify as instead of the one they were assigned as at birth.

    • @Officialencode
      @Officialencode 5 лет назад +374

      @@Call-me-Al I think the implication of the OP is that raptured men GO somewhere and are still alive. So yeah, a trans man who wasn't publicly out being transported to where ever all the men are would immediately be outted to a group that would largely probably not be accepting or validating :/

    • @minniem-ms
      @minniem-ms 5 лет назад +236

      /encode That or it was more like “Hey why did so and so disappear? Weren’t they...?”
      “....”
      “/Oh/“

    • @johnnybestjojo7789
      @johnnybestjojo7789 5 лет назад +200

      A HA Trans men are men regardless of how they live or present themselves. You’re still whatever gender you are even if you’re not out yet lol. Like a Trans person doesn’t stop being Trans if they look like their assigned gender, that’s ridiculous.

    • @Call-me-Al
      @Call-me-Al 5 лет назад +83

      @@johnnybestjojo7789 yep, I'm just too used to transmen and transwomen getting help in their teens. I keep forgetting that other western countries can have serious issues with transgender people - the same way abortion is a non-issue in my country and I stupidly enough keep getting surprised every time I hear any adult with a minimum of basic education claim that abortion is the same as murdering a prematurely born baby. Or hear them claim evolution isn't a thing and that dinosaur skeletons were put into the ground by satan. My country has a lot of issues and flaws, but at least people aren't as weird about transgender women and men as many other places are D-:

  • @natinatyoutube
    @natinatyoutube 5 лет назад +4574

    Gosh, she's hilarious and so freakin smart. Look how she perfeclty balances the whole skit at the end, with the slightly mean girl attitude and the situation with Melissa. It's a subtle, funny, incredibly smart way for her to say "Yes I'm a feminist but that doesnt mean I think women are these perfect creatures who can't do no wrong !!!". Very subtle, once again. Ugh, I love her so much...

    • @Xan_man890
      @Xan_man890 5 лет назад +26

      Ok

    • @godbearxd
      @godbearxd 5 лет назад +188

      In her defense Melissa is just a fuckin terrible person so who can blame her.

    • @QueenFondue
      @QueenFondue 5 лет назад +9

      Hey, yeah, I didn't pick up on that, but you're right.

    • @calvinjohnson6242
      @calvinjohnson6242 5 лет назад +5

      God Bear Exactly.

    • @LnPPersonified
      @LnPPersonified 5 лет назад +47

      @@godbearxd Yeah, she knows what she did.

  • @hackerquin
    @hackerquin 4 года назад +1520

    As I am genderfluid, is it wrong for me to assume on my more masc days I will be floating around, and on my more fem days I'll come plummeting back down?

    • @birdflox1337
      @birdflox1337 4 года назад +300

      no, it's completely correct, take some sandbags with you to be safe

    • @wutwut3200
      @wutwut3200 3 года назад +60

      You will have random moments of unconsciousness on fem days. Time will pass by without you being conscious on masc days than when its a fem day again you'll continue from your last quicksave.

    • @nickk4125
      @nickk4125 3 года назад +1

      What

    • @NatalleeK
      @NatalleeK 3 года назад +35

      Not wrong, actually very scientifically accurate. Make sure on your masc days you carry around something heavy

    • @Aisha_Luv
      @Aisha_Luv 3 года назад +1

      I thought you'd die from ur time in space 😶

  • @Oliver-vg1lu
    @Oliver-vg1lu 3 года назад +761

    As a trans man I just want to say thank you for allowing me to disappear like the rest of the men on earth

    • @salsa2653
      @salsa2653 3 года назад +7

      we’re just all leaving

    • @killthislove5782
      @killthislove5782 3 года назад +9

      The sky gods sucking up the men may be sexist, but one thing they're not is transphobic

    • @YHLGguitargeek
      @YHLGguitargeek 3 года назад +2

      I realize youre joking, but this is super creepy, man.

    • @incognitoburrito6020
      @incognitoburrito6020 3 года назад +5

      @@YHLGguitargeek How?

    • @YHLGguitargeek
      @YHLGguitargeek 3 года назад +5

      @@incognitoburrito6020 Like I said, im pretty sure its just a joke, but it comes off as though this dude feels his identity is validated by the fact some woman hes never met is willing to include him in her sexist genocide fantasies. Like 'Thank you so much for hating me as an equal.'
      Its just creepy and super cultish.

  • @serena8942
    @serena8942 3 года назад +6352

    Me, a trans boy, finally experiencing complete gender euphoria before being suffocated in the thin air of earth’s upper atmosphere: 😇😌😚

    • @dragan176
      @dragan176 3 года назад +727

      As you slowly suffocate and your body ceases to provide enough oxygen for your cells to function, you last thought ever echoes in your head "I was right"

    • @yikes2540
      @yikes2540 3 года назад +414

      @@dragan176 as the transphobes look on in horror

    • @creedd.o8928
      @creedd.o8928 3 года назад +222

      @@yikes2540 and about half of them suffocating

    • @suhaneegupta814
      @suhaneegupta814 3 года назад +130

      THE TRANS PART WAS SO WHOLESOME!!!!

    • @Makkis
      @Makkis 3 года назад +105

      Cracking open a cold vacuum with the boys

  • @arcshuttle
    @arcshuttle 3 года назад +2099

    Okay, feminist jokes aside, this would be such a terrifying way for people to find out their gender identity. Like, imagine thinking you're a man and then suddenly you hear all men have floated away and you're like "Now wait a dAMN MINUTE-"
    Edit: Some heavy discussion going on in this thread. Scroll down at your own risk.

    • @pandalily250
      @pandalily250 3 года назад +245

      it would make it a hell of a lot easier tho

    • @FakeDogs
      @FakeDogs 3 года назад +218

      I've started wearing dresses so I can confuse the sky gods and hopefully stay down here

    • @arcshuttle
      @arcshuttle 3 года назад +138

      @@FakeDogs ah, cheat codes, good thinking 👍✨

    • @pandalily250
      @pandalily250 3 года назад +101

      @Gangari TheWanderer read a book or two, might help

    • @wileatsglass
      @wileatsglass 3 года назад +52

      @Gangari TheWanderer the doctors doing the ultrasound on me thought i was a male, thought same for my sis and thought my brother was female. The ultrasounds can fuc|k off, and take my very not welcome tits with them.

  • @natinatyoutube
    @natinatyoutube 5 лет назад +2249

    I'm gon say it: I recognize her from the "The song that no one likes" skit, she's the STAR of this channel and we want MORE of her !!!
    EDIT: who writes these amazing skits ? Does every comedian writes their own ??? If they do, I'm even more impressed. LOVE this channel !

    • @ucreategames
      @ucreategames 5 лет назад +110

      The video description typically notes that the skit was written and performed by the same person. It's pretty amazing

    • @natinatyoutube
      @natinatyoutube 5 лет назад +30

      @@ucreategames Thank you ! I was so excited i didnt even think to read the description box... How long before this lady ends up on SNL ? Bets are open !

    • @690PingPong
      @690PingPong 5 лет назад +22

      She also had a great skit where she was the police commissioner and her tits were out

    • @Agnes.Nutter
      @Agnes.Nutter 5 лет назад +9

      just do a search for her name, Sarah Smallwood Parsons :)

    • @AddBowIfGirl
      @AddBowIfGirl 5 лет назад +7

      Natinat
      I didn’t realize this was the same woman. She’s great!

  • @axsolotle3784
    @axsolotle3784 3 года назад +334

    I love the fact that the mysterious force pulling men into space respects gender identity

    • @gabrielclark1425
      @gabrielclark1425 3 года назад +2

      It doesn't, two of the lists of missing guys were literally labeled Trans and Gay. Sorry, you're getting drafted for Universal War 1337 like the rest of us.

    • @anotherterribleday
      @anotherterribleday 3 года назад +2

      Gabriel Clark’s transphobic bullshit aside it’s almost funny how he thinks gay is a gender identity. Just shows how little these people understand of what they talk shit about

    • @gabrielclark1425
      @gabrielclark1425 3 года назад

      @@anotherterribleday it's literally in the video...

    • @alexunderwood7978
      @alexunderwood7978 3 года назад +26

      @@gabrielclark1425 not sure if this is transphobic but trans guys are assigned female at birth, so it does repect gender identity

    • @invisibleghost3820
      @invisibleghost3820 3 года назад +3

      @@alexunderwood7978 definitely not transphobic just facts

  • @LnPPersonified
    @LnPPersonified 5 лет назад +1713

    It's kind of adorable that she thinks the United States is going to still be around in the year 3025.

    • @KingoftheJuice18
      @KingoftheJuice18 4 года назад +90

      I think it's less a question of will it exist and much more what sort of country it will be. Many countries have been around for more than a 1000 years through very tumultuous circumstances.

    • @haleighferland6577
      @haleighferland6577 4 года назад +20

      gnshapiro gnshapiro yeah but the Inca lasted less than a hundred years, the Austrian empire lasted sixty three years, and then immediately after was the Austro-Hungarian empire which lasted about fifty one years, for a total of one hundred and fourteen years. The US is about 243 years, which is at least double the amount of time that the other empires existed. Shit might feel permanent but it takes very little to break up a country socially, and from there it doesn’t take much more to make the whole system collapse 😔😣

    • @KingoftheJuice18
      @KingoftheJuice18 4 года назад +17

      @@haleighferland6577 Did you think I meant it's impossible that America will not exist as a country in 3025? No, of course it's not impossible, but the original comment suggested it's naive to think it will exist. That's wrong in my view.

    • @haleighferland6577
      @haleighferland6577 4 года назад +6

      gnshapiro idk man given the current world circumstances it’s not looking good I think we maybe have 100-150 years max

    • @KingoftheJuice18
      @KingoftheJuice18 4 года назад +3

      @@haleighferland6577 Are you saying America has 150 years or the world as a whole? Where are you getting that number from, by the way?

  • @rosecoloredchloe
    @rosecoloredchloe 5 лет назад +643

    The fact that John Mulaney wasn’t in the good ones

    • @stahppls2293
      @stahppls2293 5 лет назад +42

      This is year 3000+ he could have done something

    • @RayFlemming7080
      @RayFlemming7080 5 лет назад +29

      He’s no better than a Nazi.

    • @wrencampbell7911
      @wrencampbell7911 5 лет назад +76

      his name was probably in the gay one

    • @scribblebluwu1159
      @scribblebluwu1159 5 лет назад +157

      What do you mean he’s a strong Asian American woman

    • @honorburke474
      @honorburke474 4 года назад +62

      He killed Princess Diana

  • @NoteBard
    @NoteBard 2 месяца назад +29

    This was also national coming out day for every trans women, especially the ones who didn’t know it themselves yet.
    Also the lesbians gotta be SO psyched

  • @neilyworm
    @neilyworm 4 года назад +667

    I’m bigender, would I have just, like, been flung around from space to earth and back again?

    • @GOOCHPILLED
      @GOOCHPILLED 4 года назад +163

      Bigender boomerang-

    • @neilyworm
      @neilyworm 4 года назад +21

      Beatrix ʕ •ᴥ• ʔ LMAO

    • @redacted5078
      @redacted5078 4 года назад +58

      u can be the delivery person between both groups

    • @shalmali-379
      @shalmali-379 4 года назад +4

      you'd be floating

    • @forkfoe182
      @forkfoe182 4 года назад +23

      You’d have like floating powers! Or if all the men went to a different dimension then you’d be able to go in between dimensions!!! And gender fluid people would switch between floating or dimensions depending on their current feelings! What would happen to non binary people? What would happen to Demi-Boys? I have questions but I am willing to build onto this men-float universe!

  • @JeevesAnthrozaurUS
    @JeevesAnthrozaurUS 5 лет назад +506

    Damn, this is crazy...
    ...What did that Melissa do?

  • @bellagaming3556
    @bellagaming3556 5 лет назад +738

    I wanna see one of these in person one day.
    Edit : I was talking about the show -_-

    • @benjidaniel5595
      @benjidaniel5595 5 лет назад +84

      Simple Short potato They are called “women”

    • @godbearxd
      @godbearxd 5 лет назад +43

      Have you tried leaving your house? There's a bunch of them out there.

    • @bellagaming3556
      @bellagaming3556 5 лет назад +20

      @@godbearxd I tried. Never seceded XD

    • @katsisvi8097
      @katsisvi8097 5 лет назад +14

      Dorian RC Taylor You talk like you’ve never seen a human being before, like any

    • @treeguy9571
      @treeguy9571 5 лет назад +39

      How did folks in the comment section misunderstand what you said. Y'all flamed 'em for no reason. Smh

  • @riley.p.p
    @riley.p.p 4 года назад +62

    plot twist, the boys just went out for beers all at once-- finally synchronizing the Big Meetup

  • @ValensBellator
    @ValensBellator 5 лет назад +434

    This sketch could use an “update” sketch lol, the premise is just hilarious

    • @AddBowIfGirl
      @AddBowIfGirl 5 лет назад +26

      ValensBellator
      I agree. This would be one of the recurring SNL sketches I really enjoyed.

    • @madmintentertainment6268
      @madmintentertainment6268 Год назад +2

      Eh, what would they do with that?
      " the world is so much better now that all the men are dead"?
      Hilarious 🙄

    • @bumblerbree
      @bumblerbree Год назад +2

      'since the men disappeared we have had no wars, however if everyone would please check the glossary of countries you are not allowed to speak to because we had an argument twenty years ago and if you were really my friend you wouldn't hang out with them'

    • @banbanthebandit4002
      @banbanthebandit4002 Год назад

      @@madmintentertainment6268 did you watch the sketch? Like at all? Cause that’s just the premise and not the joke itself, man media literacy really is dead huh

    • @madmintentertainment6268
      @madmintentertainment6268 Год назад

      @@banbanthebandit4002 what? There is literally a section where she has "all the good men" and there are like 3. That was the ENTIRE point of the sketch wtf are you talking about?

  • @sage5530
    @sage5530 4 года назад +301

    the fact trans men had the most "good ones" names is enough to make me cry bruh i love you

    • @bruh9843
      @bruh9843 4 года назад +2

      Fr 😭😭

    • @bruh9843
      @bruh9843 4 года назад +6

      @Deserve Not Desire bro it's a comedy skit lmfao it's not sad that transgender men are considered real men they get to what they wanna be

    • @the_aberration7398
      @the_aberration7398 4 года назад +19

      Yes, this video screams Trans Rights and it’s wonderful.

    • @colorbar.s
      @colorbar.s 4 года назад +14

      to be fair trans men do get the girl experience™ for at least a little while in their lives as an exclusive bonus feature so they know what it's like despite being male. understanding what we go through = a good one

    • @Kino-Imsureq
      @Kino-Imsureq 3 года назад +1

      lets go chat cis men are not good

  • @KEeosFight
    @KEeosFight 2 месяца назад +23

    Who here after the election.

  • @blueberryvalian
    @blueberryvalian 2 месяца назад +32

    This hits different today...

  • @daniellepenhallow3311
    @daniellepenhallow3311 3 года назад +51

    And on 24th February we celebrate Pocket Day to celebrate finally getting huge ass pockets in dresses, gowns, jeans, skirts and all clothing and the fall of the everyday purse industry

    • @ob2kenobi388
      @ob2kenobi388 3 месяца назад +1

      Literally the only regret I have about transitioning is the loss of pockets lol

  • @oburci9596
    @oburci9596 2 месяца назад +43

    Bad time to get this video recommended huh

    • @keran.
      @keran. 2 месяца назад +4

      Perfect time

  • @killianreilly8145
    @killianreilly8145 4 года назад +273

    I love that the jokes are pointed at both men and women and they include trans people's identity, just a banger of a sketch

    • @madmintentertainment6268
      @madmintentertainment6268 2 года назад +1

      idk "it would be kinda cool if all men died and only a few of them dont deserve it" isnt really balanced with "sometimes women vote stupidly" lol

    • @sullainvictus
      @sullainvictus Год назад

      Yeah exactly. Like the problem with men is that they are produce weapons and drugs and nothing good, and the problem with women is they're kind of catty.

  • @ambiguoussarcasm
    @ambiguoussarcasm 4 года назад +166

    John Mulaney and Bob Ross deserve to be on The Good Ones memorial

  • @zeros-gy7bl
    @zeros-gy7bl 4 года назад +79

    OMG! I'm a trans man and I literally just teared up while uncontrollably laughing ...and we're only a minute and 30 seconds in! Bravo!

    • @driphearts8035
      @driphearts8035 2 года назад +7

      That is certainly one of the ways to have your identity validated. Get a space suit on before going outside from now on just to be safe

  • @oshahott2532
    @oshahott2532 4 года назад +36

    I, as a gay man, fucking HOLLERED at "The Good Ones" bit! God I love Sarah! She's so good at these skits.

  • @vee1267
    @vee1267 2 месяца назад +22

    This skit is more relevant than ever 😭😂

  • @leaf4930
    @leaf4930 2 месяца назад +17

    Coming here to watch this after the 2024 election is especially heartbreaking. Still really funny, but also heartbreaking.

  • @ellamills5716
    @ellamills5716 5 лет назад +58

    Love this woman’s delivery and comedic timing

  • @francescaredditt5544
    @francescaredditt5544 4 года назад +19

    The last joke is very funny until you realize that a dead congressman was elected to the North Dakota house of representatives last week

  • @alainaluu
    @alainaluu 5 лет назад +172

    Return of the insane laughter

  • @milica1651
    @milica1651 2 месяца назад +20

    I wonder how she feels knowing she predicted the future

  • @ceedubelu
    @ceedubelu 5 лет назад +86

    *She knows what she did* 🤣🤣🤣

  • @jimmz6
    @jimmz6 2 месяца назад +38

    this hits different after november 5th

  • @Gaeguli56
    @Gaeguli56 3 года назад +26

    Oakley sunglasses being subtitled as “ugly sunglasses” is 😘👌

  • @FemMushroom
    @FemMushroom 2 месяца назад +13

    This is why I'm trans, actually. I didn't want to be slurped up into the sky so I became a woman.

  • @SpireSpore
    @SpireSpore 2 месяца назад +93

    Im here after Kamala Harris's loss. I need a laugh to get me through this sad day. It really does look like it'll be the year 3000 before we get a woman president 😢.

  • @tobeseve4020
    @tobeseve4020 4 года назад +65

    I love that she's inclusive of trans people. It's small but it's really appreciated, most people wouldn't think of it or bother.

    • @tobeseve4020
      @tobeseve4020 3 года назад

      @RevDot21 k

    • @xanthemothcat
      @xanthemothcat 3 года назад +3

      @RevDot21 I’m coping real fine, boogying my trans enby ass, thanks for your concern :)

    • @sunnymagicalwinx
      @sunnymagicalwinx 3 года назад

      @RevDot21 you left 17 comments on a pointless RUclips video and for what. Bet you’re the kind of person who tells people that “gay and race” jokes shouldn’t be taken seriously. Relax now and grow some balls, don’t get mad about a random video online like this.

  • @lilanimations5479
    @lilanimations5479 2 месяца назад +14

    this aged well LMFAOOO

  • @panandextremelypanicked576
    @panandextremelypanicked576 4 года назад +86

    What happens if I’m gender fluid? Do I have to stay tied down all the time just in case I feel masculine? So many questions

  • @Vegas242
    @Vegas242 8 месяцев назад +37

    Shout-out to all the trans women who only figured out what was going on after the fact. It's obviously good they all were able to figure it out but i imagine that would be a pretty traumatic experience

  • @anusername8350
    @anusername8350 2 месяца назад +13

    This has aged (sadly) very very well

  • @drkatbun8566
    @drkatbun8566 4 года назад +84

    2:20 when male birth control does exist but its not sold because the good side effects are "increased stamina" and high dopamine levels but the bad side effects are headaches and nausea (1 in a 100) and suddenly it's too risky 🙄

    • @gingerluigiwithnomoustache7411
      @gingerluigiwithnomoustache7411 4 года назад +1

      Didn’t it cause clinical depression in men? That’s why they didn’t sell it

    • @drkatbun8566
      @drkatbun8566 4 года назад +37

      @@gingerluigiwithnomoustache7411 yeah, the same side effect on female birth control. But it was too "risky" for men, but they have no problem selling the same thing to women

    • @gingerluigiwithnomoustache7411
      @gingerluigiwithnomoustache7411 4 года назад +3

      @@drkatbun8566 are you sure they were at the same rates? I’m sorry for hounding it’s just I don’t really know where to look for this kind of data.

    • @drkatbun8566
      @drkatbun8566 4 года назад +30

      @@gingerluigiwithnomoustache7411 it was a private facility who did the research, I honestly can't remember the name, theres different male birth controls (implants, shot, pills), the pills were practically the same as the ones for women, when I read it I was pissed because they banned it because of the side effects and it was labeled "dangerous" but it was less dangerous than the current birth control for women, some of the mild side effects were diarrhea, constipation, temporary baldness, migraines, headaches, acne, reduce/increased sexual appetite, increased/reduced weight and some of the bad side effects were depression and temporary erectile dysfunction. Some of the benefits were clear skin (in case of acne), better stamina (sexual and fitness), and increased dopamine (idk if too much of the increase was also the cause depression in some). These are the same side effects on female birth control, but we also get a risk of getting ovarian cancer, possibly becoming sterile, heart attacks, increasing the amount of blood during periods. They made a list of warnings comparing males and females side effects. The female side effects went on and on and on, and the males didn't even reach quarter of the length.

    • @gingerluigiwithnomoustache7411
      @gingerluigiwithnomoustache7411 4 года назад +4

      @@drkatbun8566 damn that sucks

  • @dkwroot
    @dkwroot 5 лет назад +48

    All Men: We must go now, our planet needs us.

    • @pachoarteaga
      @pachoarteaga 4 года назад +12

      We went to Jupiter to get our himbo degree

    • @frenchbreadstupidity7054
      @frenchbreadstupidity7054 4 года назад +7

      @@pachoarteaga What are you talking about? Men are from Mars.

  • @1-1-5-2
    @1-1-5-2 5 лет назад +152

    dolphin girl is back hell yeah

  • @transplantman2287
    @transplantman2287 3 года назад +29

    As a trans guy I appreciate the gender-affirmation of being included on the "Good Ones Memorial."

  • @ob2kenobi388
    @ob2kenobi388 3 месяца назад +8

    Now I'm imagining a few people float down from the sky every once in a while upon realizing they're trans lol

  • @lucasgray1492
    @lucasgray1492 4 года назад +47

    I need to know what Melissa did.

  • @Odisher7
    @Odisher7 2 месяца назад +9

    Oh nice timing for reminding me of this now yt, good timing.

  • @lammieshipper
    @lammieshipper 2 месяца назад +14

    Who’s watching this after the 2024 election :(

    • @mariesabine2385
      @mariesabine2385 2 месяца назад

      As of late November, it’s actually helping me a little bit, it’s pretty funny.

  • @sweetstxr
    @sweetstxr 4 месяца назад +13

    As a trans man i'm honored to be on the memorial list 😭

  • @jesse85
    @jesse85 5 лет назад +44

    Spongebob in the audience

  • @LordQueezle
    @LordQueezle 4 года назад +18

    As a cis straight man I'm a little offended...
    On the other hand the list of good ones is kind of impeccable.. and frankly I can't compete with any of them... So you win.

  • @jimbo.is.crap.at.animating
    @jimbo.is.crap.at.animating 3 месяца назад +6

    Honestly as a trans dude I'm just happy to be included. (Yes this is the only representation I've seen in months, and it's awesome.)

  • @milk-nz6uv
    @milk-nz6uv 2 месяца назад +14

    imma see how this ages tommorow

  • @adumbooctopus1115
    @adumbooctopus1115 5 лет назад +166

    I'm 14, is there any way I can sign up to perform here..?

    • @natinatyoutube
      @natinatyoutube 5 лет назад +67

      I dont know you but I love your ambition and boldness already. At your age, I dont think i wouldve have been confident enough to even think about joining them/perform there. So GOOD FOR YOU👌🏾👌🏾👌🏾👌🏾

    • @madeofcastiron
      @madeofcastiron 5 лет назад +29

      wow your confidence at your age, good for you and happy for you! if you're serious, maybe you can look for the contacts of this channel e.g. dm them on their social media or write an email to them (if they have). wish you the best, buddy

    • @adumbooctopus1115
      @adumbooctopus1115 5 лет назад +16

      @wheetamin @Natinat thank you both so much! You two just made my day :)

    • @natinatyoutube
      @natinatyoutube 5 лет назад +6

      @@adumbooctopus1115 🤗🤗🤗

    • @angelface8210
      @angelface8210 5 лет назад +8

      YOU GOT SOME BALLS.

  • @play3r.wav.
    @play3r.wav. 3 месяца назад +10

    the biggest thing surprising me here is how many people actually think this is man-hatred

  • @razvanstan4689
    @razvanstan4689 5 лет назад +132

    1:15 ok, now i'm concerned. is she or him (lil wayne), like ok ? it sounds like a hyena from lion king

    • @ollycoleman7418
      @ollycoleman7418 5 лет назад +1

      Oh shit you're right...

    • @stephen5601
      @stephen5601 5 лет назад +18

      This person has been in a few of these. They are a reoccurring event.

    • @johnnybestjojo7789
      @johnnybestjojo7789 5 лет назад +11

      You can say ‘they’ instead of ‘he or she,’ since it’s faster and more inclusive

  • @gnoot50
    @gnoot50 2 месяца назад +11

    this skit might actually become true because of what happened in the 2024 us election

    • @lennardchurch8483
      @lennardchurch8483 Месяц назад +1

      How about trying to field a competent candidate? That would greatly improve your odds of winning. Anyone only needs to have listened to the interviews this last cycle, and have a basic working memory of the last 8 years to know that one side fielded a candidate who already had a successful term as President, and the other fielded a check-box that couldn't name one thing she'd do different than the corrupt invalid currently in the Oval Office.

    • @JackdotC
      @JackdotC Месяц назад

      ​@lennardchurch8483 bruh successful?! Trump was the worst US president in the last 50 years, he started a trade war with China before covid even began. Americans are just morons

  • @actuallyalias
    @actuallyalias 4 месяца назад +29

    Here's hoping that we're back here in November talking about how this aged poorly

  • @EyeconicLaura
    @EyeconicLaura 5 лет назад +25

    I’m so grateful the algorithm recommended this channel a month ago. Pure gold.

  • @grunerbereich6726
    @grunerbereich6726 2 месяца назад +15

    Who's here because of the election 2024?

  • @oliviaandrade8350
    @oliviaandrade8350 4 года назад +5

    I have been watching this girl's sketches for like an hour, I'm obsessed lmao

  • @CKMack-wt3he
    @CKMack-wt3he 2 месяца назад +10

    This is still funny but painful to see again this year.

  • @jesemery2069
    @jesemery2069 4 года назад +189

    I'm pretty sure the drug industry would still be thriving without men. Just sayin.

    • @the1exnay
      @the1exnay 4 года назад +49

      I assumed the implication was that the reason drug companies are able to overcharge is somehow related to men. Though I'm skeptical that women wouldn't make the exact same greedy decisions as CEOs and lawmakers for the exact same reasons their predecessors did
      I may have just been reading too much into it though and something else might have been intended

    • @trla6505
      @trla6505 4 года назад +14

      @@the1exnay i thought she mead like inlligel drugs, but yeah no one is inherently "better "

    • @Puerco-Potter
      @Puerco-Potter 4 года назад +6

      Yeah, I know more junkie women that men, maybe because usually they don't pay for all their drugs and are gifted them more often.

  • @julie-tm6pz
    @julie-tm6pz 5 лет назад +11

    "the Oakley's sunglasses company"😂😂

  • @lordbuss
    @lordbuss Год назад +3

    I find the way she constantly nods extremely funny.

  • @tayo_95
    @tayo_95 5 лет назад +41

    OAKLEYS SUNGLASSES XD

  • @TOH_Fan
    @TOH_Fan 11 месяцев назад +5

    Tran women who haven’t figured it out yet.
    “Wait what is going on? Oh shit. Oh fuck, oh no.”

  • @AfungusoftheLungusAmongus
    @AfungusoftheLungusAmongus Год назад +3

    I'm confused. Everyone says that all guys floated up, but I'm still here?

  • @Majornerdacc
    @Majornerdacc 3 года назад +5

    This is the plot of Y: The Last Man

  • @ucheogwude2516
    @ucheogwude2516 4 года назад +20

    Yes, yes...this is all very well.
    However, we all want to know: what exactly did Melissa do?

  • @eternalmiasma5586
    @eternalmiasma5586 4 года назад +3

    This is the third best characters welcome skit, only beaten by hobbit milk and the Christmas village

  • @polyubiquitin
    @polyubiquitin 4 года назад +4

    This is the greatest piece of comedy I have ever watched.

    • @DNTMEE
      @DNTMEE 3 года назад

      Really? Then this must be the only comedy you have ever watched.

  • @dangermenatwork
    @dangermenatwork 5 лет назад +7

    please let the dolphin into every skit, I love it

  • @ItsJustJara
    @ItsJustJara 3 года назад +3

    I was waiting for her to announce the new law that says you get to stay home for 4 days every month

  • @ChipCheerio
    @ChipCheerio 3 года назад +3

    I forever maintain that total absence of any one sex will just result in exactly what LISA depicts. Now it may look slightly different since LISA is under the stipulation that all women disappeared, but the point remains.

  • @AbqCommunityOrganizer
    @AbqCommunityOrganizer Месяц назад +4

    Here in 2024. ✊🏾

  • @Kriojenic
    @Kriojenic 5 лет назад +15

    i swear theres a pelican laughing in the crowd

  • @hyenahearts6500
    @hyenahearts6500 5 лет назад +263

    This video: is satire
    Transphobes and incels in the comments: *im about to do what’s called a noob gamer move*

    • @lamadrigueradelconejo2798
      @lamadrigueradelconejo2798 5 лет назад +1

      I... Guess? Have we reached the point where we can satire the woke?

    • @Arkatox
      @Arkatox 5 лет назад +11

      La madriguera del conejo ...Yes? Why is that even a question?

    • @DereBear
      @DereBear 5 лет назад +4

      La madriguera del conejo I mean we could’ve been satirizing it the whole time but we just had white guys saying it’s baaAaaaaAd. I’d rather see something funny that also says it’s bad

    • @commondognut
      @commondognut 5 лет назад +19

      The joke is men bad; not exactly big brain shit

    • @TheRalouch
      @TheRalouch 4 года назад +9

      @@commondognut it's actually not but keep getting confused I guess

  • @calboy2
    @calboy2 5 месяцев назад +5

    2024 may be your year, way ahead of schedule

  • @autumn4467
    @autumn4467 5 лет назад +59

    This reminds me of a webtoon comic Ive read. And like the comic, this is brilliant!

    • @adumbooctopus1115
      @adumbooctopus1115 5 лет назад +2

      What's the name of the comic?

    • @antonsummers_
      @antonsummers_ 5 лет назад

      What was it called?

    • @autumn4467
      @autumn4467 5 лет назад +14

      A Dumbo Octopus and antonia oloyede the comic is literally called ‘Woman World’

    • @toejam6432
      @toejam6432 5 лет назад +3

      Oh god I remember reading that

    • @paige3295
      @paige3295 5 лет назад +2

      Woman World !?

  • @ryo_boyroyboy
    @ryo_boyroyboy 3 года назад +12

    i love that the even the science behind all men disappearing is based on gender identity and not biological sex

  • @natachasmith2539
    @natachasmith2539 4 года назад +8

    okay but im straight up loving the inclusive ness of this

  • @ElizabethT45
    @ElizabethT45 4 года назад +2

    If you made it to the finale of The Leftovers....oof, that made me realize I just bailed on that show and forgot to finish it lol