It’s so sad that the actors don’t even try to memorize their lines. They spend the whole time looking at the cards I mean, they always needed to, but not as bad as this episode especially Chris Rock man. He didn’t even try to memorize anything.
A buddy of mine from college worked in finance in the 2000s, and he said he'd never admit it on the first date. Especially after the 08 crisis, it was an instant nope from the date.
I recently overheard some dude trying to lay the "I'm in finance" on some poor college girl while they tried to fix his ear buds at the Apple store. I'm so glad I don't have to rely on that lame approach.I'm very humble... for an airline captain. 👨✈ lol
That ain't no pedicab in NYC right now. If it were it'd be playing "Last Christmas" or "All I want for Christmas" . Trust me, I know. I've only heard a million of them in the past week
I love Chris Rock but he seemed sort of out of it here and in all of tonight's skits? Maybe he wasn't feeling well or?🤷♂ Sort of low intensity and poor timing.
“I’ll be back with the menu when I feel like it” LMAO
Every waiter ever wants to say that at some point! lol
hahaha this is a good one
And he’s gonna want a 50% tip! 🤣
Bro, I swear…😂😂😂😂
Funniest part
The line delivered at the beginning, by the waiter who we never saw again, was the funniest out of all...
And then him never coming back. 😂😂😂
He got the serial killer rizz😂💀💀
I'm betting that the way he holds his drink is what really gets the ladies foaming at the crotch for him.
Black Ted Bundy vibes.
lmfao 🤣
With the Cosby sweater to match, lmao.
Michael Longfellow had like one line, but he still stole this one: I'll be back with a menu when I feel like it.
I know right? He DEFINITELY stole the show!
Talk about an exaggeration. Stole the whole skit? wth
@@EnzoTheBaker racist much?
I think he needs more screen time
@sara-o3o1x Him and Bowen getting less role for past few episodes, definitely to make room for the new casts. They need to balance it out.
"my sister said you're 28"
"i was " 💀💀💀
He's actually more than twice that age, lol.
I had to look up his age, he's 59. How the HECK can someone look that young at 59??
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@pipatron you never heard?
Chris is an American treasure....and the subtle Bill Cosby sweater nod was incredible
Omg I didn’t even catch that 😂😂😂😂
He wasn't in the least funny .if your comment was about his sweater..
I caught that. 😂
Ego is so gorgeous. Can't blame him for trying
Baby got...
@@mikekillagreen9432
Seriously! When she stood up at the end.... whoa.
Definitely
@@cumincalamity9867 💯 💯
She just ignored that he took someone's plate 😂😂
That was the only red flag you picked up on? He returned it!
The cosby sweater is a nice touch
Yes... I was thinking the same thing😏
Todd Snyder!
MICHAEL LONGFELLOW YOU ABSOLUTE ICON
I like that he gave the guy his food back after. I thought he was gonna take it for himself
-and he left the drink, because he has a cab to pedal.
Chris has got the old Cosby Show sweater. RUN 😬😬😬
LOL!😂😂😂
Michael Longfellow deserves more roles!!
"Do you want to have kids?"
"To Do What?"
😹😹bro what the hell!!
they HAD to get that from impractical jokers
🤣🤣🤣
It’s so sad that the actors don’t even try to memorize their lines. They spend the whole time looking at the cards I mean, they always needed to, but not as bad as this episode especially Chris Rock man. He didn’t even try to memorize anything.
Chris Rock is 59 YEARS OLD. I hope to look this good when I'm half his age.
Yikes. Anyone should look better at 30. Don't sell yourself short.
'to do what' is the best answer to ' do you want to have kids?' 😂😂😂
Or, "hell no!"
Literally the only woman in the world that can turn down Marcello.
Not Domingo tho
Well if it isn’t the New York dating scene 😂 we’re tired of the finance bros
A buddy of mine from college worked in finance in the 2000s, and he said he'd never admit it on the first date. Especially after the 08 crisis, it was an instant nope from the date.
Dammmm that was harsh Domingo .
Fyyyynance bro got slapped 😆
I recently overheard some dude trying to lay the "I'm in finance" on some poor college girl while they tried to fix his ear buds at the Apple store. I'm so glad I don't have to rely on that lame approach.I'm very humble... for an airline captain. 👨✈
lol
Well played. Comedy Is all about the setup 😉👍
😂😂😂
🤣😉
If I ended up on a blind date with Marcello, I’d do anything. Anything.
Do you want kids?
To do what? 😆
Laugh out loud line!
shes beautiful
Appreciate seeing a slice-of-life, quieter sketch on the show. Ego at her understated best. Good work from Chris.
When she got up tho. Damn! 🤩
If you know Chris, this has a heavier satirical message than most people realize.
The petty cab ending was a nice touch
😂✨🎄✨
This is pretty accurate for blind dates.😂😂
Didn't know Ego was built like that. Respectfully.
bro, salute. respectfully, of course. 🫡💯
she said no to Domingo
Like how Ego doesn’t bat an eye when Rock steals the steak from another table. 😂😂
Absolutely. Gorgeous.
Her mind kept wandering back to the "heated seats".
As my ex-lover Gemma used to say to me. You're not as good as you think you are. But due to a shortage of guys, you're winning by default.
Ego gets more stunning every episode for real!
We need more Michael Longfellow 🥰
What a great sweater
You want kids?.. for what... lmao
it's not bad, it's different in a bad way
There was a whole rom-com based on this premise, a guy finding a woman on waiting for a blind date and pretending to be him
1:14 if all men were honest 😃
Chris eyesight is slowing him down in these sketches y'all. But blessm Lord for playing ball.
Ouch, that ending. Poor Marcello.
haha bro said Fuh-NANce the finance bro way
Egos make up or whatever she has on looks great
I'm embarrassed to say that the best part of skit is when ego stood up. Made me think of easter dinner. That came out of nowhere.
Ego lookin' FOINE...
Its Domingo😂😂😂
0:45 The ONE and only
And her being extra polite despite the red flags... : o (been there...)
Ego definitely have a type 😂.
Harry McRib 😂
I always thought she was fine but SHE IS A BRICK ...HOUSE ❤❤❤❤
Too familiar 😂😂
That ain't no pedicab in NYC right now. If it were it'd be playing "Last Christmas" or "All I want for Christmas" . Trust me, I know. I've only heard a million of them in the past week
Damn. Ego.
When she stood up 🤌
Great skit the end was hilarious
This sketch has similar vibes to when Gilbert Gottfried used a normal voice.
I love Chris Rock.
That's F'Kd up! Lol
But funny AF!
Chris is so effing funny 🤣🤣🤣
Emil and jane being random extras outside of one line was hilarious to me.
Dating summed up in 2024😂😂😂😂
The idea of taking the plate from another table originated in Fawlty Towers.
The ad before the video was the Allstate commercial with PDD and I genuinely thought I was about to watch one of their sketches 😭
She was about to clap w the audience 😂😂
Go Chris go! ❤ happy to see A list comedians on SNL!
As opposed to also A minus comedians (SNL CASt) it’s not a dig just facts. Chris has a longer IMDb. It’s just facts
Go away mister.
I can afford 'cause I work in fiNANce
What the hell pull the care around 😂😂😂
miht have been funnier if he actually memorized some lines
Wait Domingo
Did Ego get a BBL?
Where did wardrobe find Bill Cosby sweater?
Yess
That pedicab has seen things
Todd Snyder!
Gentlemen, this is what real rizz looks like. Take notes
@@roachdoggjr722 ew
A blind first date asking do you want to have kids,
Me: 🏃♀🏃♀🏃♀🏃♀🏃♀🏃♀🏃♀🏃♀🏃♀🏃♀
Why did Jane Wickline get u p in the scene? 3:16
Maybe so the audience can see out the window later in the sketch ?
Wow I didn’t notice that the first time watching. Interesting
Chloe Sevigny vibes
HI SNL
Chris ROck should not be invited back to SNL this was so weak and half assed
Michael Longfellow is an icon
In the 90s things like this happened
YAWN
I love Chris Rock but he seemed sort of out of it here and in all of tonight's skits? Maybe he wasn't feeling well or?🤷♂ Sort of low intensity and poor timing.
Every sketch is just off this episode. The audience barely reacts to any of it.
Backs!!!
maybe if she learned not to treat the first date like a job interview....
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Chris Rock is not funny!
SNL has gotten less and less funny over the years
Fuhnance
How come chris cant act anymore he used to be so good
Was this funny?
This wasn't funny