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If probably bad RPG ideas doesn't change their gawd damn url-
I want a super cut of all their posts.
To be fair, their url DOES say "probably"
You meant their *gaud* damn url?
Honestly, I think it's just part of the brand now.
it says probably bad so its just an effect of artist thinking their work is garbage
show him some love for his work and he might change it
The Divine Comedy is just the world's most famous self-insert fanfic and Renaissance paintings are just Bible fanarts. You can't prove me wrong because you know I'm not
Also, Jesus was the first overpowered novel protagonist but that's a conversation for another day.
A truer set of words have _never_ been written before, Doku.
I completely agree with you Doku.
I got a perfect grade on my history final one year arguing this exact point, so no, it isn't possible to prove wrong.
Everyone fauning over the self insert? How about every dead person they meet being very excited about how, yo, this dude is ALIVE!
Friendship with the main character? How you doing virgil?
Unexplained super powers? Well, the rivers of fire and blood can't be good for your health.
Shitty headcannon? Yup. How is putting all the lusty people together a punishment? Think this through some more Dante, your world building doesn't make sense and if you want to publish this, the reviewers are gonna tear it to shreads.
Character bashing? He put several popes in hell. Can't go any further than that.
@@pleasecallmedoku7215 oK bUt wHaT if JeSuS was WhITe anD haD lOng HaiR unlike every person in existence that would have made up his ethnicity
The sharks are just making shore you’re still doing okay
..... it took me a minute. But still... Curse you!
I thought this was a spelling mistake for a second, *You got me*
GET OUT
Not a very original one... i give it a SEA PLUS.
haha you're very funni, I'm feeling very salty about this, but I like how you tide that joke up
The disintegration gun thing was actually done in the Ultimate Justice League series. Toymaker tried to disintegrate Superman and it sent him into the future.
nerd
@ToddOverholt Don't listen to that one. It's Fine Being Nerdy.
IIRC he was also powerless since the sun was dying out or something.
I remember that! And the show is actually called Justice League: Unlimited
@@OmarM626 yeah, the sun had become a red giant. And Superman uses Vandal Savage's time machine to go back to the present
Weird idea: necromancer that just reanimated forest critters cause he was a Druid prior and misses critter friends.
NECRODRUID, I WANT THAT!!
Thats actually super wholesome tbh
Found the Spores Druid.
Määxorus ....i was not aware of that class.
But not all of the critters are in one piece, so a few are combined amalgamations.
Virgil wasn't Dante's friend, The Divine Comedy was basically fanfic
Yeah. I'm pretty sure Virgil died before Dante was even born, but Dante was just like, "What if we kissed in hell, jk unless?"
@@fruitygarlic3601 CURSED.
Basically, yeah. He also had... A very weird obsession with his dead lover, and more than a few popes were in hell because he disagreed with them. Like, honestly, what is it with people who shaped the modern understanding of that religion and some of its greatest pieces of artwork (also looking at you, Michaelangelo) and being petty as hell? No pun intended.
Are y'all here from overly sarcastic productions ?
dragonnight cz I mean, probably. (I certainly am :)
Anyone else more terrified by the thought of "Country Gnomes, take me home" than that of "Country Gnomes, take my bones"?
I'd rather have goblins.
@@lucifers.morningstar3805 neither of y'all have considered life amongst kobolds and that disappoints me
They know where u live and yes that’s concerning
@@carbonmonteroy well, no, I have. It sounds interesting as long as you are strong enough to discourage them from trying to eat you.
@@carbonmonteroy I've considered it, I'm just not worried about it. But have you considered cyclopses.
I’ve been dysphoric and super depressed all day, but getting this upload managed to make me feel kind of happy :D
Hope you feel better soon!!
I know I’m late but I hope you’re feeling better!!
Who wants to come with me and the Gnomes to West Virginia? We’re going to find Mothman.
I’m in.
Leave Mothman alone, he is just doing the best he can.
RoseKindred but I’m still going to hang with the gnomew
I would, dude, but the ancient evil Hcyabalkath, the Accursed, has my sapience for the next few weeks, so I'll be out of commission
Carbon Monteroy oh that sucks, I just battled some spirit demon out of my kitchen lol
“Bird urp” caught me way too of guard and I looked around the room for a speaker
Freaking one woman in group who hates second woman trope...
I like it when one woman in group hates second woman in group, but it then turns out to just be sexual tension and they get together.
@@FFKonoko but only if well written, which should sound obvious, of course you'll like it if it's well written but not if it's poorly written, but remember: Korra originally hated Asami, and people liked that they got together, despite the extreme lack of evidence that they had feelings for each other.
Honestly, based on those who say those two are a good couple, it seems like the shippers actually just projected themselves into korra, and like asami, similar to those who see themselves as Zuko or Katara, and thinks the other one is attractive. In fact, I'd say that's what a good chunk of shippers are like in any fandom. Sorry for ranting, I'm just passionate about this.
What about a group of all women who hate each other
@@soursugar4867 so real life??...jk jk
UNLESS...
Read Tamora Pierce.
The sound effect after he said Bird orb made me take 12 psychic damage after my immediate thought was Terminal Montage.
Fucking yes!
.... I need to stat out a necromancer for D&D, YESTERDAY.
its actually realy unballanced and is going to throw off the entire action economy of the campaign. Please suggest to your DM to build 1 singular homunculus out of those corpses instead of a large horde, as it will be fairer for all parties involved
I want a class that uses magics and abilities generally considered evil, for good.
Also a class that uses blade tonics and poisons to boost abilities, similar to the blade oils from the Witcher franchise.
But will you play the former Druid version or the build a bear employee version?
i love how avatar is the "team of people and there's one girl" but it's good because katara beats misoginy with her own hands and acts more like a mother than the "only girl", and when toph joins the group it looks like she will be friends with katara and help her taking care of the boys but in the end she joins sokka and aang in their clusterfuck, making katara yet again, the single mother
As someone who's never been to Build a Bear... *what the hell is a heart ceremony?!*
It's been years since I've ever been to a Build-A-Bear, but here's what I remember. So, basically, as you build your bear in the workshop, the last step to building your bear before an employee sews them up is the heart ceremony where you're given is a heart made of felt or something. As the post explains, the employees can pretty much get you to do whatever the hell they want before they sew the heart in. I'm probably misremembering a lot of the details though, so don't go off of me as your only source
Sounds like some sacrificial ritual cult shit. I'm scared to ever step foot in a Build-A-Bear. What have others seen...
Obviously it's a trick in necromancy. You need some way to reanimate the bears.
Whenever the “only one girl in a group” trope is brought up, I always think of how, in the majority of my grade school friend groups, I was the only girl.
Well if you had stopped murdering all the other girls whenever they were introduced to the groups, then maybe that might not have been the case.
lnsflare1 the thing is, I don’t have any problems with hanging out with other girls. I’m just used to being the smurfette of the friend group.
@@sailorenthusiast
I knew tv tropes had a name for it, and now you've accidentally reminded me.
You were the pink ranger on that power rangers team
Reverse for me, only dude amongst like 8 chicks
"Sloths aren't lazy..."
That post sums up the entire existence of AEW wrestler Orange Cassidy. Guy's whole shtick is to seem completely apathetic and nonplussed with everything. Keep his hands in his pockets for the first 3rd of a match, using acrobatic dodges and escapes to keep out of danger. And as soon as someone actually lands a punch on him...to throw it into high gear and go at a million miles per hour! IT'S GLORIOUS, and the dude is maybe the most over wrestler on the planet right now!
Ah yes, in undertale speak, genocide undyne or last breath sans
That's some anime shit right there
That first post was written by a madlad
I would probably pay 13,000 for a “lawless bench”. If that’s not the most important thing you should know about me I don’t know what is.
Lawful Bench Lawful Sofa
Chaotic Bench Chaotic Sofa
Bench Good Neutral Sofa Good
Bench Evil Sofa Evil
Neutral Bench Neutral Sofa
You'd probably get more than you bargained for along with that bench...
Cordelia Jackson It looks like a bundle of Udon noodles...
it looks like something you'd see in persona 5, in like a palace or mementos. Like something from a person's warped cognition. It's actually very visually interesting, and I'm more interested in how it feels to sit in. The only thing that destroys any practicality of those couches in like a normal home setting is that frame, I'd no doubt break all of my toes from stubbing them on the bars near the floor.. I'm clumsy even in my own house that I've lived in for years...
Similarly to the writing prompt at 2:20 is thinking about how Koalas' main food source is a drug, which could very well mean that the only reason they're one of the only relatively peaceful animals in Australia is that they're high all the time. So what happens when they're forced to change food sources?
Withdrawal symptoms. So they will become demons, technically what you're saying hetr
I feel attacked over that "team of people trope". Look its not MY fault my dnd party only has one girlfriend who is for some reason willing to actually play with us...
I'm arrived...hmm first by claiming! I'm not here first, but i put my flag!
*antarctica flashbacks*
@@AverageEldritchEntity *moon flashbacks*
1:25 the water has us right where it wants us to be
I love the way they phrased “Team of people and there’s one”
"West Virginia"
I knew it was coming, and i thought I was ready, but I still burst out laughing
The bird orb sound is from the joke "Bird Up", from the channel TerminalMontage, if anyone is wondering.
2:20 "today gentlemen, we are no longer Sloths. We shall shed that name... and become WRATHS!
1:56 I have an improvement to that second trope: “Team of people and there’s one girl and when there’s another girl she develops a crush on her.”
The fur suit thing is a lie, the photographer takes lots of photos like that with lots of cats.
You sure I've seen some very realistic fursuits for no reason
Cats
Don’t
Have
CALVES!
@@no-man_baugh no usually they are called kittens as calves are for cows
@@themostbritishpersonalive868 Lol
Yeah that is 100% not a fursuit
Ever think that water _wants_ to be in the bottle? How else does it get into your body to control your mind?
Me: Hey RUclips there's 10 comments can I see them
RUclips: no
You: "10 comments, At this time of year, at this time after uploading, in this part of youtube, localized entirely within this comment section!?"
RUclips: "Yes."
You: "May I see them?"
RUclips: "No."
The fact that pm is still occasionally busting out that lovely Irish accent makes my heart make happy noises. I don't think it's supposed to do that
3:15
I bet that Terminalmontage and Scott Falco would be proud of you
1:03
Hey, hey, frank!
What
These humans are doing some weeeeird stuff
- shark conversation
Views? None
Likes? 16
Dislikes? 0
Comments? I don't see any
Hotel? NOT TRIVAGO
That's because the Travelocity Gnome has your bones.
lnsflare1 ...Oh
@@lnsflare1 bone funny
@@DTorto one might say it's... _humerus?_
@@AverageEldritchEntity that was so punny
I've actually seen red bananas, they still Good???
are you sure it wasn't a strawberry or an eggplant
@@imhappy7632 ah yes, the long and curved strawberry and the red eggplant are two of my favourite foods
Red bananas are nasty tho
What?
Yeah, apparently trees in this certain tropical location grow red bananas. They're yellow on the inside just like any other banana, but I have no idea how they taste.
wait so taylor swift DIDNT end the cold war?
No, but she was responsible for the Cuban Missile Crisis.
@@lnsflare1 That was actually Kelly Clarkson. Also the Cold War ended because of the Black Eyed Peas.
The end of the Cold War caused Taylor Swift to be released into the world.
Nah,that was David hasselhoff.
I ADORE spy hopping!!!! It makes sharks look so cute!!!
my mind filtered bird orb to borb without me even seeing the part in the video yet
The sound effects for the borb post had me cracking up
1:57 team of people but there’s one girl and it’s a group project and she does all the work FOR SOME FRICKING REASON.
I kept replaying the Borb bit again because that is the level of humor that will make me laugh for 13.5 minecrafts straight
3:11
Perfectly represents this generations comedy
My demonic OC Yrax: *takes a glass of wine like a shotglass* Dante, eh? Haven't heard that name in a long time...
Today this one broke me first with BNA then with the bird orb I just close my laptop and stare at nothing for a couple of minutes
That shark one just cheered me up so much, and I don't understand how or why
I love your voice acting so much that I put on your binge compilations to sleep to and sometimes you end up in my dreams.
So as to continue the last one, THEIR IN THE MOUNTAINS!
THEY TAKE YOUR BONES,
BY COUNTRY ROADS!
Now we have a full corus, have fun.
I KNEW THE END WAS COMING BUT I STILL SCREAMED
3:15
That keyboard ambush yoted my soul from my earthly vessel and sent me to hell then Satan showed the receipt and sent my ass back same day shipping
3:15 *BIRD UP!*
2:25 Irish accent slipping in, for all those who want to hear PM's Irishness
Dude you absolutely killed me with the Bird Orb.
I was not expecting to panic from Bird Orb today.
'group of people but there's one *man*', on the other hand, is stellar, revolutionary, the flavour is immense, my skin is watered and my crops are clear
You know what makes it better?
He's asexual and doesn't notice that everyone in the group is going starry eyed over him.
Country gnomes,
Take my bones,
To a place,
they don’t belong,
West Virginia,
Barack Obama,
B a r a c k O b a m a
Borb. Bird orb.
Yo, BIRD ORB- [funky music]
2:01 And thats why my favorite version of Power Rangers is the Magi Rangers because the trope is that there is two girls, they are twins, and they are similar but also different, and dont just hate eachother for no reason. There is serious reason behind every emotion the characters have. Its great. Also they have jobs together running a music shop, there is alot of magic, they travel on brooms, and its just a whole trip.
MOUNTAIN MAMAAAAA
TAKE ME HOMEE
COUNTRY ROADSSSSSS
Those two last ones had me howling
The sloths thing reminds me of Master Dokoh returning his body to its 18-year-old condition after he'd been on energy-saving mode for three and a half centuries
The Dante thing is even funnier once you realize- to put it in Overly Sarcastic Production's words- its all basically self-insert fan fiction with his favorite author.
The Bird Orb fuckin got me
i physically jumped at 3:15 because of the sudden noise at the *borb*
The banana bit is literally, word-for-word an old Mitch Hedberg joke. "Green means wait a minute, yellow means go ahead, and red means where the fuck did you get that banana?"
Little storytime; one time I fell asleep and I woke back up to my parents playing the metal version of Country Roads Take me home and let me say, it was the most scary experience of my whole entire existence
1:52 team of people, and there's one girl is apparently normal, but when the reverse is true apparently it's called a harem.
Uoh! I saw that last one the other day, and I was like “damn, I gotta send that to pm Seymour”, but then I didn’t bc my tumblr account is being weird, so yeah I’m glad it’s in here, the delivery was immaculate!
The best part of waking up is P.M uploading
So Dante just made headcanons and everyone adopted those headcanons and we have no proof it's canon
the maker of that suit loves that post to death
3:15
whispers in your ear: bird up
*BIRD UP*
Thing is sloths aren’t lazy, they just enjoy staying in one tree only leaving once a week to poop out a watermelon sized log, they can actually move quite fast when threaten and it is terrifying. To me at least. All animals are terrifying. I hear a dog bark and I run.
But humans are animals and you're human. Which means you're scared of yourself.
its ok im scared of myself too
I was in a really down mood and this helped me feel better thank you Seymour
How is there not a series where a necromancer works at a build-a-bear workshop? I would pay actual money for that. Even 16th century gold dabloons.
PM ur great thx making me laugh and smile
That shark be like, "hah, dumb hoomans"
as a person who grew up in west virginia the power country roads has over everyone from there is kind of terrifying
A really awkward moment in Build-a-Bear is watching the employee do the fun stuff for my preteen siblings, and then when it's time for my college-aged self, we just kinda smile at each other and do the whole process in silence as I think about how I'm either as old as her or older.
Thank you terminal montage for helping me understand that reference
I asked almost everyone that voice acted in the Aphmau my street series this questions!
"Did you enjoy your experience as a voice actor in the Aphmau my street series?what was your favourite line you ever said? which episode was the hardest for you?"
Goddamnit Bird Orb. Almost jumped out my chair.
As always, COMEDY GOLD!
OMG MY NOTIFICATIONS WORK OMGGGG IT HASNT WORKED IN WEEKSSSSS
Me: *hears Bird up noise™*
Me: *Fight or flight response*
Country gnomes,
took my bones.
To some place
I haven't gone.
Necro-mama,
where's my femur?
Country gnomes,
took my bones. - Skeleton to necromancer mistress
I should not watch this while eating breakfast cause I nearly spat everything bagel onto my bed MULTIPLE TIMES!
Seymour.
*Seymour.*
*SEYMOUR!*
It’s fucking five in the morning you *can’t* make me laugh this hard.
Red bananas are actually a real thing.
This is one of my favorites!
2:16 BNA 💜
Yes
The Build a bear one killed me.
yes, my orbs are very nice
The transformers needed a wise old lady character who shifted into a classic hog or something DON'T BOO ME YOU KNOW I'M RIGHT
Who's booing? YOU ARE!
Actually..That.. _don't sound too bad_ -Like a wise,no-nonsense Autobot granny that seriously kicks butt,takes names,has the attitude to give Optimus prime,the rest of the Autobots and/or the humans in their group the motherly/sound advice and motivation they need occasionally AND to talk/smack the sense back into the rest of them damn Decepticons at the same time,while staying kindly and badassed doing it.
_Don't piss off Autobot-Granny!_
Ellie Harper man,that..don't sound too bad,actually..
To think, _Oh man-the Decepticons would have to BEETTTTEEEERRRR think twice about mucking with the Autobots when their resident-Grandmotherly Roadhog member gonna be slapping/smacking and chastising the SHIT outta Megatron and Starscream if they ever get NEAR any of their fellow Autobots,Optimus himself and any of their human allies again,damn you!_
This made me think of Arcee as a granny, and I'm a fan.
hmmm... Well it looks like we finally found an idea for what to do with elita-1
Funny coincidence about the disintegration prompt: today’s our final session (we had to split the last battle into two) and as we arrived in Hell to fight Rakdos we found that every major npc we’d killed up to that point had ended up there
2:19 so.... what that post is saying...
All sloths are Shaggy.
Fun fact for BNA: tenukis are Japanese racoons. Which means she was right about being a racoon all along
Wow
(Let's continue the song)
4:11
TAKE ME HOME~
The wholesome Man Has come to spread happy
Spyhopping sounds like a TF2 strategy