I Played Hardcore Morrowind as the Canon Nerevarine

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  • Опубликовано: 10 янв 2025

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  • @JustBackgroundNoise
    @JustBackgroundNoise  4 месяца назад +124

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    • @TheMrDres
      @TheMrDres 4 месяца назад +4

      Im sorry to bother you but you seem like you know a lot about openmw etc, i think im having a memory leak? i mean i only have optimization patch and purist patch, the issue is when im starting the game im getting solid 138 fps when looking at the same spot in same weather and all, but after some hours of playtime it gets to 107, (4 hours of playtime) do you know if its normal? i have a 4090 and all games work flawlessly so im puzzled, please help im desperate sorry to bother you, i just want a peace of mind if its nomal

    • @JustBackgroundNoise
      @JustBackgroundNoise  4 месяца назад +24

      @@TheMrDres I typically play with vsync on, so if memory leaks are causing my framerate to dip, I haven't noticed. I _did_ have a weird issue yesterday where saving would almost crash the game. I just restarted OpenMW and the problem went away.
      Best I can recommend is relaunching the game every couple hours. And maybe see if the OpenMW forums or subreddit can help you out.

    • @bluewolf194
      @bluewolf194 4 месяца назад +3

      I'm disappointed that you haven't had a keeps sponsor yet.

    • @TheMrDres
      @TheMrDres 4 месяца назад +1

      @@JustBackgroundNoise do you play in 60fps? last question i swear :)

    • @JustBackgroundNoise
      @JustBackgroundNoise  4 месяца назад +1

      @@TheMrDres Yup. 60fps.

  • @aeromin7825
    @aeromin7825 4 месяца назад +955

    A Dunmer spell merchant watching you buy the overpowered jump spell, fucking up on the creation of the slowfall spell and just watching you leave to test it out seems very in lore for them.

    • @MarkusManon
      @MarkusManon 4 месяца назад +36

      Hhhahahahah

    • @xenxander
      @xenxander 24 дня назад +4

      He nick-named you, the Icarian Nerevarine

  • @jacobzawadzki2051
    @jacobzawadzki2051 4 месяца назад +1340

    "She's not a necromancer! How could she be? Skulls don't even have necks to romance!"
    Now that's some top-tier comedy right there

    • @shadowrose8907
      @shadowrose8907 4 месяца назад +14

      I'm fond of "Dren FA..." "Ugh...." "...so he FO."

    • @kyucumbear
      @kyucumbear 3 месяца назад +1

      Dammit... NOW I get it.

    • @BxGStone
      @BxGStone 3 месяца назад +1

      I'm still dying from the joke

    • @YourstruelyLoL
      @YourstruelyLoL 2 месяца назад

      What is the time stamp for this joke

    • @jacobzawadzki2051
      @jacobzawadzki2051 2 месяца назад

      @@YourstruelyLoL 14:48

  • @basedx.
    @basedx. 4 месяца назад +353

    Come Nerevar, come.
    🦎
    ...Oh this must be a mistake

  • @XemawthEvo2
    @XemawthEvo2 4 месяца назад +413

    Given the availability, canonically, from now on I'm going to imagine that Tarhiel did in fact have a slow-fall spell on hand, but accidently crafted an "on touch" variant and realized it at the very last second.
    R.I.P. flying drip wizard

    • @oow9253
      @oow9253 3 месяца назад +3

      happens to us all.. RIP

    • @Marcara081
      @Marcara081 3 месяца назад +9

      You can find that out in Tamriel Rebuilt.

  • @DemienC.
    @DemienC. 4 месяца назад +505

    "Ah, I love Morrowind... Oh, sh*t! I made it "on touch"!"
    Yes, that's exactly why we love Morrowind ☺

    • @NaoyaYami
      @NaoyaYami 4 месяца назад

      You should be able to touch yourself.

    • @Kasandra_
      @Kasandra_ 4 месяца назад +29

      Quite ironic considering where he got the robes and hat he's wearing

  • @nataliealphonse4634
    @nataliealphonse4634 4 месяца назад +2246

    Argonian is the canon race for every elder scrolls game as long as im the one picking the race.

    • @definitelynotaskinwalker
      @definitelynotaskinwalker 4 месяца назад +31

      not me lol I always pick a nord

    • @Permafrost1
      @Permafrost1 4 месяца назад +14

      Real

    • @theusernameicoodfind
      @theusernameicoodfind 4 месяца назад +107

      I also love the lizard people. They just look the coolest.

    • @pink-flower.
      @pink-flower. 4 месяца назад +155

      ​@@theusernameicoodfind my first time playing elder scrolls i saw some regular guys, regular guys with pointy ears, a cat guy that looks stupid and an awesome lizard guy you can imagine what i picked for a race

    • @beng2469
      @beng2469 4 месяца назад +1

      Real

  • @evilgibson
    @evilgibson 4 месяца назад +847

    You sounded legit confused about why lizards are good at swimming and only coming up with salamanders. You should look up to Galapagos iguanas swimming because they are fucking insane.

    • @evilgibson
      @evilgibson 4 месяца назад

      They eat only aquatic algae , able to stay underwater from 30-40 minutes straight, and this is entirely in *salt water* mind you.
      They evolved special glands to extrude most all the salt that got into their bodies into their nasal passages to sneeze out a discharge several times saltier than the salt content of the ocean

    • @JustBackgroundNoise
      @JustBackgroundNoise  4 месяца назад +351

      Totally forgot about them. But they can't breath underwater. They respec'd into better swimming perks.

    • @Autofobia1
      @Autofobia1 4 месяца назад +50

      ​@@JustBackgroundNoise I never thought that water breathing was meant literally. I just thought that magic allows you to hold the air longer. In Morowind, lizards cannot always sit under water if I'm not mistaken. These are already Oblivion jokes if I'm not confused

    • @Sotergarm
      @Sotergarm 4 месяца назад +102

      ​​@@Autofobia1 No, waterbreathing is literal waterbreathing as it refills your breath meter when you cast it. That is also how it is depicted in books such as Breathing Water. We'll just have to attribute this feat of Alteration to a blessing from the Hist.

    • @Autofobia1
      @Autofobia1 4 месяца назад +8

      @@Sotergarm that's brutal bro

  • @durn863
    @durn863 4 месяца назад +604

    Dagoth Ur to Dagoth Odros
    "A lizard?! Can you believe it? You know, after 32 reincarnations of Neravar, they have a 60% chance of being vaporized instantly, and its a particularly hard equation for cats and lizards, especially. .. sometimes, I even start to wonder why the hell I bother. "

    • @smergthedargon8974
      @smergthedargon8974 4 месяца назад +4

      What's this a reference to?

    • @durn863
      @durn863 4 месяца назад

      @@smergthedargon8974 There is a collection of videos by Four Minute Madness of genius written Dagoth Ur parodies.
      Im specifically referencing "Dagoth Ur goes for tea"
      Do yourself a favor and give it a watch.

    • @christopherschneider2968
      @christopherschneider2968 4 месяца назад +19

      @@smergthedargon8974 Dagoth Ur AI Vids, i think.

    • @smergthedargon8974
      @smergthedargon8974 4 месяца назад +24

      @@christopherschneider2968 Oh, gross. I hate that shit.

    • @TheEnmineer
      @TheEnmineer 4 месяца назад +16

      @@smergthedargon8974 like half of them are reposts of fucked up shit put through a code of Elder Scrolls lore to get away with it. I find it gross too XD

  • @Dracas42
    @Dracas42 4 месяца назад +70

    Every time I hear Dagoth Ur say "Come and look upon the heart" my mind immediately goes to Dagothwave.

    • @FlowersOfIcetor
      @FlowersOfIcetor 4 месяца назад +8

      I always hear "there is- there is no escape! No recall- no recall- no recall or intervention can work in this place! No recall..."

  • @luvidicous3776
    @luvidicous3776 4 месяца назад +407

    Drug addled naked punchcat is too funny not to be canon for me

    • @JustBackgroundNoise
      @JustBackgroundNoise  4 месяца назад +180

      Also canon. Dragonbreaks, etc.

    • @davidmcgill1000
      @davidmcgill1000 4 месяца назад +47

      It gets more funny when you think about doing any amount of diplomacy, especially with the Telvanni. This cat dgaf about anything going on, it just wants to rip somebody's face off.

    • @leam1978
      @leam1978 4 месяца назад

      literally my every elder scrolls character

    • @Jourdan0311
      @Jourdan0311 3 месяца назад +3

      Cue wilburgur and his on the spectrum cat 😺 lol 🤣

    • @pockypurse
      @pockypurse 2 месяца назад +1

      @@JustBackgroundNoise Bet you can't pull it off.

  • @CouldBeGuts
    @CouldBeGuts 4 месяца назад +77

    "That's how you know I'm the messiah, my gonorrhea is invisible"
    Truly a quote of all time

  • @teratokomi8731
    @teratokomi8731 4 месяца назад +239

    As you have noticed, creatures that summon other creatures get bugged, and dagoth ur is also a creature, otherwise I would have buffed him with summon creatures spells. However, I have a way around that, and made changes to his kit to make him a more interesting battle in my latest update, as well as a few changes to the main quest to make things more interesting and challenging. Again thanks for streaming my mod, it has given me alot of ideas and things to fix.

    • @ednah6634
      @ednah6634 4 месяца назад +17

      Props to you my man. I have never beat Morrowind, and I am sure if I used your mod, I still won't complete it. Really enjoy all the changes you made though, nice to see exploits I have seen for years getting patched

    • @Najemnik_Wilk
      @Najemnik_Wilk 4 месяца назад +3

      I think you can add trigger that makes enemies spawn when you attack dagoth ur (like that brothers in ovas dren hoise in basement, wouldnt be summons but close enough :D

    • @teratokomi8731
      @teratokomi8731 4 месяца назад +8

      @@Najemnik_Wilk Actually it might not be canon for dagoth ur to summon creatures to fight for him, he is a god right?

    • @Najemnik_Wilk
      @Najemnik_Wilk 4 месяца назад +3

      @@teratokomi8731 yea, I guess, I just wanted to make it easier if you wanted to do it (or balance something different than dagoth)
      Also you can add to some daedra (as loot) daedra skin, it would make more sense than salts, still just a suggestion cus your project has a lot of potential

    • @syrelian
      @syrelian 4 месяца назад +1

      I'm curious why you gave all the races Fort Atk +5 instead of just changing the attack formula to have a static +5 in there where Fort Atk is applied
      Its effectively the same result, but one wouldn't muck up your constant effects list, not that its negative that its visible, does make a nice notice going in

  • @GnomeAndHalflingEnjoyer
    @GnomeAndHalflingEnjoyer 4 месяца назад +211

    My favorite part of every video is the bug-petting.

    • @Meowmixery
      @Meowmixery 4 месяца назад +6

      While not a bug, I have a spooder I pet. Undervalued pets imo, along with a ferret and cat who thinks it's a dog since it was raised by one. :D wonder if the Nerevarine had one, or Jiub.

    • @protonjones54
      @protonjones54 4 месяца назад

      ?

    • @GnomeAndHalflingEnjoyer
      @GnomeAndHalflingEnjoyer 4 месяца назад +7

      @@protonjones54 He very often, (Most morrowind videos) will just rub his cursor over the back of a bug 'enemy'/mob/animal in game. this video he did as well, they're good bugs.

    • @MeepChangeling
      @MeepChangeling Месяц назад +3

      Those bugs are called scribs. They don't hurt nobody. Basically just a bug puppy.

    • @roecocoa
      @roecocoa Месяц назад +4

      If you use Morrowind Script Extender instead of OpenMW, you can get a mod called "Pet the Damn Scrib" which lets you, well, I won't spoil it.

  • @jonathan_waffles
    @jonathan_waffles 4 месяца назад +84

    Canon Nerevarine: Boa Tarde amigo!

    • @longboy5639
      @longboy5639 2 месяца назад +1

      Ke pasa loco!

    • @fdsgdxfgddfgdfgdfg3814
      @fdsgdxfgddfgdfgdfg3814 2 месяца назад +2

      Beeko is the Argonian word for friend, just need the rest translated. Then we will know what canon Nerevarine said to Dagoth Ur upon meeting him.

  • @snookiewozo
    @snookiewozo 4 месяца назад +61

    I found it really amusing that you made the same mistake as Tarhiel at 20:20 while also dressed in his outfit. You died from that jump spell.

    • @johngammon6450
      @johngammon6450 4 месяца назад +19

      Then in that universe someone else is going to pick up that hat and those robes and repeat it

    • @kyucumbear
      @kyucumbear 3 месяца назад +7

      @@johngammon6450 Actually cursed items. They force you to make your slow fall spell incorrectly.

  • @JamesTheCelestial
    @JamesTheCelestial 4 месяца назад +424

    You know, i realized something about the Ash-Khan who wants a telvanni wife
    Why House Telvanni specifically? If he wants a high-born, fancy bride, then wouldn't house Hlaalu be the better choice? They'd also be more receptive to that sort of thing, I'd imagine.
    I have come to the conclusion that he likes something about House Telvanni specifically.
    In other words, he doesn't just want a thicc telvanni gf, he wants a thicc dommy mommy telvanni gf.
    I will not apologize for these revalations, because I don't decide the truth.

    • @JustBackgroundNoise
      @JustBackgroundNoise  4 месяца назад +217

      I figure Telvanni is the house the Zainab interact with the most due to proximity. The nearest Hlaalu and Redoran settlements on on the other side of Red Mountain or far to the south.
      Your theory's pretty good, though.

    • @hafahya6545
      @hafahya6545 4 месяца назад +50

      It's probably because telvanni is the nearby great house, and such a marriage can be political, to improve relations.

    • @eugeneb.5955
      @eugeneb.5955 4 месяца назад +36

      I think it's more about their traditions' similarities. Both Telvanni and ashlanders share kinda good ol' dunmer traditions and mentality.

    • @JamesTheCelestial
      @JamesTheCelestial 4 месяца назад +45

      @@JustBackgroundNoise True enough, that's probably more likely and reasonable, but given the tone of that quest, I would not be shocked if the man's just down bad to a hilarious extent.

    • @512TheWolf512
      @512TheWolf512 4 месяца назад +1

      it's political. lore-wise, the only thing that stops Telvanni from taking over literally everything, is their fundamental indifference to the rest of the world, oh and the Tribunal too, i guess...

  • @wildebur
    @wildebur 4 месяца назад +141

    The perfect video to watch on this hallowed day, the -35th anniversary of the great and terrible Swiftie Uprising of 2059. Where is that clone? Here not long ago...

  • @6pmhotdog
    @6pmhotdog 4 месяца назад +316

    Dude i love your vids but ive gotta say when i first glanced at your pfp i thought you were Patches from Dark Souls

    • @JustBackgroundNoise
      @JustBackgroundNoise  4 месяца назад +175

      I get that a lot.

    • @Autofobia1
      @Autofobia1 4 месяца назад +10

      @@JustBackgroundNoise you'r speechcraft is at 1 after all what can you do

    • @metroplexprime9901
      @metroplexprime9901 4 месяца назад +15

      It's the bald thing. I went through chemo and once my eyebrows had fallen out I noticed I looked like patches as well.

    • @InterpolBulliedMe
      @InterpolBulliedMe 2 месяца назад

      Hope you're doing better

    • @CErra310
      @CErra310 2 месяца назад

      ​@@JustBackgroundNoise as you should. Both him and you are charming

  • @peregrination3643
    @peregrination3643 4 месяца назад +20

    "Why walk when you can ride...Can't pay the fee? Start walking." Salesmanship.

  • @PhantomPhera
    @PhantomPhera 4 месяца назад +39

    I'm glad you put effort into putting in readable captions for your videos for those who might need it, not many do that

    • @Cortanakya
      @Cortanakya 3 месяца назад +7

      It makes sense for any RUclipsr that produces scripted content because you literally just have to upload your script and RUclips automatically inserts the captions at the correct time. Writing the script is 99 percent of the way to adding captions, it's just filling in any ad-libbed lines and checking that it lines up neatly. Any RUclipsr that scripts their content but doesn't have manual captioning is being actively lazy at this point, there's no excuse.

    • @PhantomPhera
      @PhantomPhera 3 месяца назад +1

      @@Cortanakya Yeah and I know many will say auto captions are an option but they are never accurate

  • @Dimumouto
    @Dimumouto 4 месяца назад +84

    You forgot the most important thing about the Canon Neravarine; his sidekick (and body pillow of) Azura!

  • @UrknetLabradories
    @UrknetLabradories 4 месяца назад +77

    I DO remember that game Tribes: Ascend!
    I still boot it up every once in a while and just slide around all alone pretending my inner child isn't dead.

    • @kadji_
      @kadji_ 4 месяца назад +10

      Movement is the coolest game mechanic, happy to see another tribes enjoyer

    • @512TheWolf512
      @512TheWolf512 4 месяца назад +7

      i played it, it is hard as balls... is why i never played too much of it

    • @JustBackgroundNoise
      @JustBackgroundNoise  4 месяца назад +27

      I sucked at it, but damn if it wasn't fun to zoom across the map.

    • @ShonkySquad
      @ShonkySquad 4 месяца назад +4

      Shazbot

    • @TheRealMycanthrope
      @TheRealMycanthrope 4 месяца назад

      Woah, wasn't expecting to see this reference

  • @Kryptnyt
    @Kryptnyt 4 месяца назад +22

    I appreciate when hard mode mods increase the difficulty but also increase the rewards for doing stuff.

  • @resurgam_b7
    @resurgam_b7 4 месяца назад +29

    14:45 Hahaha, that threw me for a loop 😂
    Edit: I love how Morrowind has its own completely distinct cultures, interacting and existing in their own environments; so much so that crimes in one place may be perfectly acceptable to another faction. It really makes the world feel alive when you have to be careful not to put on an Ordinator's armor in Vivec, but shanking a Telvani counselor in their own home is just good political prowess on your part. Oblivion had quests that centered around unconventional, usually insane, factions, but no cultures unique to particular areas or races that I remember just existing in the word, doing their own thing, and as for Skyrim, aside from characters in a particular town saying 8 Divines or 9, it may as well be a mono-culture.

  • @dungeonpastor
    @dungeonpastor 4 месяца назад +95

    I agree completely. Lizard neravareeeeee

  • @privatepessleneck
    @privatepessleneck 4 месяца назад +14

    something about Dagoth Ur's fight that I find kind of disappointing, is apparently there is broken code, that would make him weaker for every major ash vampire slain, I think Vivec's plans suggest it, but it doesn't work in the base game, OpenMW could make it work, but it has it disabled because his health could go negative if you killed all of them.

  • @BenjaminSpencer-m1k
    @BenjaminSpencer-m1k 4 месяца назад +15

    About to get back into Morrowind. The game has a special place innmy heart. This was all over 20 years ago and my late mother walked by my door and then came back and asked me what is that lovely music? She was astounded by it. She was a big time fan of orchestral and classical even opera. The music in cerebral but still has heart and passion.

  • @tazamane9705
    @tazamane9705 4 месяца назад +17

    The speedy Scamp just reminded me; Scamps, according to Battlespire, call alcohol "Zoom juice"
    Every Scamp in this mod is drunk. My headcanon now.

    • @erickschusterdeoliveira2662
      @erickschusterdeoliveira2662 4 месяца назад +2

      I really need JBN to play Battlespire and Redguard in his stream

    • @tazamane9705
      @tazamane9705 4 месяца назад

      @@erickschusterdeoliveira2662 Getting Battlespire to play nice with his streaming software would be a nightmare I imagine. Plus the game likes to kick you out randomly sometimes after death.

  • @boi5573
    @boi5573 4 месяца назад +44

    13:33 The Nord stuck in the door and staring at you was hilarious

    • @kevinturner7509
      @kevinturner7509 4 месяца назад +6

      That's a breton.

    • @boi5573
      @boi5573 4 месяца назад +5

      @@kevinturner7509 My fault OG

  • @KimJongBeIllinDaily
    @KimJongBeIllinDaily 4 месяца назад +9

    Hey I just wanted to say you’re genuinely a funny guy, it makes these videos even more entertaining. I’ve been on RUclips forever and seen tons of videos like these, but your editing, jokes, puns, they’re all on point. And while I do use these to fall asleep, I always watch them at least a couple times through attentively because they’re really good.

  • @BrutalHermit
    @BrutalHermit 4 месяца назад +29

    13:32 this part made me laugh so hard. No background music really added to the comedy.

  • @sangrin3229
    @sangrin3229 4 месяца назад +20

    22:07 the Only Scamps joke sent me. I'm so happy I found this channel

  • @acolytetojippity
    @acolytetojippity 4 месяца назад +8

    17:34, one of the first Fighter's Guild quests you get from Wolverine Hall sends you to the dwemer ruin of Nchurdamz where you can pick up the rather nice unique spear Illkurok. Constant effect Night Eye 15 and Fortify Spear 10. really strong for earl ygame.

  • @Hedgehogking5
    @Hedgehogking5 4 месяца назад +15

    "Anyway.... We're off to the Urshilaku Burial Caverns to get the Bonebiter Bow of Sul-Senipul from the Wraith of Sul-Senipul, because Sul-Matuul, Ashkhan of the Urshilaku Ashlanders, wants us to prove ourselves to the Urshilaku tribe before he'll discuss the Nerevarine prophecies with an Outlander. Even Inlanders are Outlanders to the Ashlanders, so we're like double Outlanders."
    An amazing line with amazing delivery! and thank God for the transcription, else I could not follow a word that mess! XD

  • @thrdai
    @thrdai 4 месяца назад +50

    Heck yeah, new JBN video!

  • @GroupScarab908
    @GroupScarab908 4 месяца назад +10

    14:50 "skulls dont even have necks to romance" I'm absolutely stealing that line, I don't know when, I don't know where, but its mine now and nobody can stop me.

    • @GroupScarab908
      @GroupScarab908 4 месяца назад

      edited for spelling, "that" doesn't have an n in it believe it or not

  • @HaibaneKuu
    @HaibaneKuu 3 месяца назад +9

    I like to believe that morrowind content creators like to use spears to spite Bethesda for removing them in later games.

  • @MartyrPandaGaming
    @MartyrPandaGaming 4 месяца назад +13

    Nerevar now being a (fan) canon Argonian is just another example of a game generating a new meme 20 years after its release. Now I'm just waiting for NWN(2) laughing at BG3 for not having a DM mode memes to catch on.

    • @longboy5639
      @longboy5639 2 месяца назад

      NWN > NWN2

    • @MartyrPandaGaming
      @MartyrPandaGaming 2 месяца назад +1

      @longboy5639 Both have pros and cons, but, objectively, Obsidian, once again, one upped a studio with a sequel built off of the original's engine.
      2 had better campaigns (though, personally, I hate MotB and SoZ), while 1 is a lot easier to make custom content for due to the simpler graphics.
      Meanwhile, both are also plagued by many of the same bugs, such as the Parry skill not working past a 3rd attack in a round from 1 source. Or how True Sight doesn't work the same between them.
      I preferred to play 2 and make content 1, though I did some scripting work for NWN2 servers as well.

  • @greysympathy506
    @greysympathy506 4 месяца назад +7

    Fun fact, during therana's quest you can put her skirt on her Kahjiit slave, it works the same as putting it on yourself but she doesn't attack you

  • @dooku2489
    @dooku2489 4 месяца назад +1

    i just did a "canon nerevarine" run two days ago that was inspired by your channel so imagine my suprise seeing this uploaded. while i am on the topic of runs inspired by your channel, this past week i got openmw and the i heart vanilla mod list working thanks to your inspiration and it has just been a blast. i had played morrowind a bit in the past but man this is probably my favourite rpg now. you are probably my favourite channel on youtube right now and spreading the love of morrowind is an effort i think all of your viewers can appreciate!

  • @BaalFridge
    @BaalFridge 4 месяца назад +4

    Argonian Nerevarine has got to be a prank the Hist are pulling on the tribunal I swear 😂

  • @somerandookay6999
    @somerandookay6999 4 месяца назад +5

    Rip Nartively spurious clone. You were loved, and you will be missed.

  • @doctorstrangepants6706
    @doctorstrangepants6706 4 месяца назад +13

    The JBNU lore grows! A Swiftie uprising in 2059! Was it Swifties rising up? Or was it a rising up against Swifties? If the former, why no more tailors? Did they win and want their Taylor to be the only one? Did they lose so badly that all Tailors were banned by association?

  • @PurpleAspiredDreaming
    @PurpleAspiredDreaming 4 месяца назад +6

    Thank you for stopping to pet the precious scrib. UwU

  • @GhostofJamesMadison
    @GhostofJamesMadison 2 месяца назад +3

    I think Morrowind has finally aged long enough to be a desirable graphics aesthetic. Very cool

  • @BirchTreeReborn
    @BirchTreeReborn 4 месяца назад +2

    16:29 "I'd definitely like to get my hands on that guy's longsword."
    Nice. 🤣

  • @704pat
    @704pat 4 месяца назад +3

    I cannot explain how excited I get when I see a jbn upload. I don't even read the titles anymore I either instantly watch it or put it in watch later.

  • @BumroyV2
    @BumroyV2 Месяц назад +1

    16:08 "She's actually guarding a shrine to Mehrunes Dagon - that's a loincloth."
    Of course it's a loincloth. This is Morrowind, not Fear & Hunger.

  • @profjpg
    @profjpg 4 месяца назад +1

    Always happy when people make the sponsors sections fun. I understand they are necessary, so I appreciate the extra effort to make them better for the viewer! I reckon they are fun to make too.

  • @darthgorthaur258
    @darthgorthaur258 4 месяца назад +3

    "Shit i made it touch"
    Oh the amount of times thats happened to everyone must be unreal 😂😂

  • @DeadwaveCarrier-oc1wo
    @DeadwaveCarrier-oc1wo 4 месяца назад +11

    Only one thing to say here.
    Boa tardes JBN.

  • @fligsnurt7835
    @fligsnurt7835 4 месяца назад +4

    The airlines joke went over my head for a sec, with Boeing's involvement and all the other things that came out about Boeing after that incident, I had almost forgot what airlines it had happened at. Well done.

    • @honestabe411
      @honestabe411 4 месяца назад +2

      Boeing whistleblowers didn’t unalive themselves

    • @TheTuttle99
      @TheTuttle99 4 месяца назад +1

      ​@@honestabe411ugh just say kill. They didn't *kill* themselves.

    • @honestabe411
      @honestabe411 4 месяца назад +1

      @@TheTuttle99 just want thee message to get through

  • @LeDawg1337
    @LeDawg1337 4 месяца назад +48

    Boa Tarde amigo

  • @GnomeAndHalflingEnjoyer
    @GnomeAndHalflingEnjoyer 4 месяца назад +11

    Can't wait for future Cyborg you to become relevant in the inevitable Cyberpunk 2077 video.

  • @AstroFalcon_Z
    @AstroFalcon_Z 4 месяца назад +1

    I just want to say, I love all your videos now. I work from home most days and always have your Morrowind videos on my second monitor

  • @tatecrossette2855
    @tatecrossette2855 4 месяца назад +3

    I absolutely love your sponsor skits. They're so fun and unique

  • @Pertusetian
    @Pertusetian 2 месяца назад +1

    Accurate tongue twisting lore and descriptives @ 20:53 Most impressive!

  • @metroplexprime9901
    @metroplexprime9901 4 месяца назад +2

    19:45 Hearing this spell be read out loud has just shifted my entire sense of reality. I genuinely thought the spell was "Timur's hotpad". Well, color me surprised and maybe dyslexic.

  • @abndmt
    @abndmt 4 месяца назад +1

    You've got a good timber and rythm for narration. Love the dry humor too

  • @kadji_
    @kadji_ 4 месяца назад

    This channel got me into Morrowind as a 26y/o after growing up with the newer elder scrolls games. Thank you for this content and for being yourself, you make an old game interesting even to people who don't know about it :)

  • @StrayCatJay
    @StrayCatJay 24 дня назад

    20:40 damn... Tribes Ascend. Fun times. These videos are S tier

  • @MentinkPC
    @MentinkPC 2 месяца назад

    I played SO MANY hours of Tribes: Ascend and have been trying for years to remember the name of it as I had so much fun! Thank you random RUclips video for unlocking a beloved memory. I loved using rocket jumping mechanics to make ridiculous jumps

  • @MrKork1
    @MrKork1 4 месяца назад

    This is currently one of my favorite channels on RUclips. Your videos are extremely entertaining and I can't put my finger on why.

  • @Axel9631
    @Axel9631 4 месяца назад

    Love these vids man, reinvigorated my love for morrowind. The humor you bring to these adventures is perfect.

  • @what4494
    @what4494 2 месяца назад +1

    Another great video, funny sponsor section too haha

  • @krislynn5965
    @krislynn5965 4 месяца назад +10

    Nerevarine.... Argonian? Canon? That's enough of an insult to make Daddy Dagoth go back to sleep. Is this how you honor the sixth house and the tribe unmourned?

    • @erickschusterdeoliveira2662
      @erickschusterdeoliveira2662 4 месяца назад +9

      it's a reference to the subreddit TrueSTL and the artist ratopombo's contributions to it
      very niche subcommunity

    • @krislynn5965
      @krislynn5965 4 месяца назад +2

      @@erickschusterdeoliveira2662 Neat. I might check it out later. I just wanted to make a Morrowind joke. Lol.

    • @softreyna
      @softreyna 4 месяца назад +3

      right? the canon Nerevarine is clearly a Khajiit.

    • @MarkoKrstic14
      @MarkoKrstic14 4 месяца назад

      ​@@softreynaWHAT. Is THIS how you honor the Sixth House and the Tribe Unmourned? A moon sugar addicted bag of fleas?

    • @Bloodlyshiva
      @Bloodlyshiva 2 месяца назад

      @@softreyna The Nerevarine works like Galactus. People see what they want to see, and picture him in their own way.

  • @MarkusManon
    @MarkusManon 4 месяца назад

    This was one of the more fun videos in a while! I don't know what it is about it, you just bring a great vibe almost all the time. Thanks for making my comfort content ❤

  • @AlexGoesBoom280
    @AlexGoesBoom280 4 месяца назад +7

    The driveby Scrib Scrub at 4:56 😂

  • @InTheMistByTheHills
    @InTheMistByTheHills 4 месяца назад

    The best thing about a new video is that it pushes the story of the various narratively spurious clones forward. Can't wait to see where this new arc goes!

  • @Shmandalf
    @Shmandalf 4 месяца назад +2

    There is a dwarven spear in the same ruins as the dwemer cube. Its leaning against a cabinet near the door to the cube

  • @marksmit6718
    @marksmit6718 3 месяца назад

    'skulls dont even have necks to romance' is a line that blew straight past me on my first watch. 10/10, please never stop making these

  • @Rodoet001
    @Rodoet001 4 месяца назад +1

    That fucking deadpan "rabbit season" made me giggle way more than I expected.

  • @PompousDingo
    @PompousDingo 4 месяца назад

    Man i love these videos. Watching you explain the urshilaku burial caverns never gets old.

  • @iamnotreal6459
    @iamnotreal6459 4 месяца назад

    genuinely love your videos
    your humour is so light hearted and nice
    hope you are having a good day :D

  • @snapapples817
    @snapapples817 4 месяца назад

    dude, these morrowind videos just get better and better. this is the funniest one so far imo. keep it up man

  • @loang0
    @loang0 Месяц назад

    This channel just has a sauce that I can't place. Good stuff, man!

  • @SetariM
    @SetariM 4 месяца назад +2

    "She's not a necromancer, spells don't even have necks to romance!"
    This made me laugh and pissed me off at the same time, jesus christ lmao

  • @SonySteals
    @SonySteals 2 месяца назад

    Love this game so much. Great video, thanks for the trip my mate.

  • @ForestX77
    @ForestX77 4 месяца назад +2

    Really? No one? Fine I’ll do it.
    “Boa Tarde Amigo!” ~ Totally the real Nerevar

  • @Fuhrious
    @Fuhrious 4 месяца назад

    Just wanna say found you randomly and after a few watches, subscribed. I love the style, voice, comedy and gameplay.

  • @ZeroG_Bandit
    @ZeroG_Bandit 4 месяца назад +1

    6:50 "Snuck isn't a word Conan, and you went to Harvard and you should know that."

  • @lelandwhitehead56
    @lelandwhitehead56 3 месяца назад +1

    "I'd definitely like to get my hands on that guy's Longsword" oh my 16:27

  • @jayst
    @jayst 2 месяца назад

    Hearing Tribes Ascend mentioned just broke my heart all over again. That game was amazing

  • @jtojagicc
    @jtojagicc 4 месяца назад

    I'm so happy I found this channel, highly entertaining vids about my favorite games

  • @revengestest3806
    @revengestest3806 4 месяца назад

    I'm glad you made this video cuz I was literally just thinking about a playthrough with lore accurate Nerevarine today lol

  • @CapoFisk
    @CapoFisk 4 месяца назад

    I have been laughing at the guy stuck in the door just looking at you like “Please help” for about twenty minutes now. Oh gods, Morrowind never change please.

  • @markblacket8900
    @markblacket8900 4 месяца назад +6

    38:40 also Dagoth Ur should be partly fused with these innards, that would make a very Resident Evil-ish boss fight

    • @512TheWolf512
      @512TheWolf512 4 месяца назад

      considering he already only casts spells, he may as well indeed be fused with the walls

  • @averywisemantle3785
    @averywisemantle3785 4 месяца назад +2

    I'm at 1:30, my bet is that the light armor skill comes from wearing the colovian fur hat

  • @SunsetRadi0
    @SunsetRadi0 4 месяца назад

    Your Morrowind videos are always a treat to watch dude, you could be going around killing all the scribs in the island and it would still be entertaining to watch

  • @kulrigalestout
    @kulrigalestout 4 месяца назад +1

    I worry that future cyborg JBN will get lonely and homesick, but I envy his ability to hibernate at will.

  • @MatriarchBritarnya
    @MatriarchBritarnya 28 дней назад

    Just wanted to say, your channel name drew my eye in my recommends, and while I have no interest in any Elder Scrolls games, your videos are just perfect background noise while I'm doing something else. I hope you keep it up, friend.

  • @HoboHunterRik
    @HoboHunterRik 4 месяца назад +1

    In Balmora you can find the Demon Spear in the boxes (might be called Devil Spear I can't recall). It's enchanted with a 60 second conjure spear spell. Pretty OP for a free spear.

  • @roecocoa
    @roecocoa Месяц назад +1

    This would be the third or fourth time I've watched this. A) You did say "brightest crayon in the pickle jar." B) You say "crayon" almost like "crown," just like me 😄. I feel seen!

    • @roecocoa
      @roecocoa Месяц назад

      C) I set the playback to half speed at 20:43 so I could catch all of that, and like. I already knew that slowed-down, pitch corrected audio sounds like drunken rambling? But when the content of that audio is TES lore... Yeah, wow. Flashbacks to that time I got accosted by a sailor outside a discount grocery store in Crescent City.

  • @MrrrIrrelevant
    @MrrrIrrelevant 7 дней назад

    oh yeah, subbing because you play the best elderscrolls game, love it!

  • @peng1luver259
    @peng1luver259 4 месяца назад +1

    14:51 that was some good wordplay. I won't spoil that joke

  • @dom-nix
    @dom-nix 4 месяца назад +5

    every time one of these videos come out i have to autistically sit and watch the whole thing in one sitting

    • @snapapples817
      @snapapples817 4 месяца назад

      how is that autistic?

    • @KismetLizard
      @KismetLizard 4 месяца назад

      It's that tism King shit that keeps us strong

  • @somebody-anonymous
    @somebody-anonymous 4 месяца назад +1

    Answer to the exercise the viewer:
    Creeper was gifted the bound spear as he took his business to onlyscamps

  • @xtremewarboy5757
    @xtremewarboy5757 4 месяца назад

    Please never stop making elder scrolls vids brother you're becoming one of my favorite channels to relax to 🙏

  • @Threnode
    @Threnode 4 месяца назад

    20:15 "Shit I made it touch" - Made me spill and choke on my tea😂