The Weapons of WWII

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  • Опубликовано: 8 июн 2024
  • From the terrifyingly effective De-bollocker to the ugly little boat that won WWII to the German fighter that dissolved its pilots alive, this is the story of several of the more interesting weapons utilized in the world's most terrifying war.
    Hosts: Simon Whistler and Daven Hiskey
    Authors: Daven Hiskey, Gilles Messier, Karl Smallwood
    Producers: Samuel Avila and Pacience Hiskey
    0:00 The Terrifyingly Effective Nazi De-Bollocker
    9:30 How Close Did the Nazis Actually Come to Building an Atomic Bomb?
    27:52 The Ugly Little Boat That Won WWII
    48:18 The Jet the Nazis Designed to Be Flown By Children
    59:46 The Nazi Super Cannon
    1:07:31 Winning the Battle of Britain with “Miss Shilling’s Orifice”
    1:19:17 The Great V2 Rocket Heist
    1:29:35 The Hilarious WWII Attempt to Replace Parachutes with Rockets
    1:40:11 The German Rocket Fighter that Dissolved its Pilots Alive
    1:55:17 The World War II Warship that Disguised Itself as a Tropical Island to Try to Escape the Enemy
    2:01:51 The Steampunk Flight Simulator That Helped Win World War II
    2:15:35 The Girl With the War-Winning Hair
    2:23:51 WWII Files - Pigeon Guided Missiles and Literal Bat Bombs
    2:30:27 Target Nagasaki: The Forgotten Story of Charles W. Sweeney and Bockscar

Комментарии • 281

  • @TodayIFoundOut
    @TodayIFoundOut  2 месяца назад +60

    Another in our "Sleep with me" (or "Work with me" if you want to be less fun ;-)) series. Hope you enjoy! :-)
    0:00 The Terrifyingly Effective Nazi De-Bollocker
    9:30 How Close Did the Nazis Actually Come to Building an Atomic Bomb?
    27:52 The Ugly Little Boat That Won WWII
    48:18 The Jet the Nazis Designed to Be Flown By Children
    59:46 The Nazi Super Cannon
    1:07:31 Winning the Battle of Britain with “Miss Shilling’s Orifice”
    1:19:17 The Great V2 Rocket Heist
    1:29:35 The Hilarious WWII Attempt to Replace Parachutes with Rockets
    1:40:11 The German Rocket Fighter that Dissolved its Pilots Alive
    1:55:17 The World War II Warship that Disguised Itself as a Tropical Island to Try to Escape the Enemy
    2:01:51 The Steampunk Flight Simulator That Helped Win World War II
    2:15:35 The Girl With the War-Winning Hair
    2:23:51 WWII Files - Pigeon Guided Missiles and Literal Bat Bombs
    2:30:27 Target Nagasaki: The Forgotten Story of Charles W. Sweeney and Bockscar

    • @adambane1719
      @adambane1719 2 месяца назад +3

      This guy is a total SHILL !!

    • @gennystout8952
      @gennystout8952 2 месяца назад +5

      So watching to absorb knowledge while sleeping 😂😂😂 I don't know why but I always fall asleep during long episodes in the Whistlerverse.....

    • @peaceleader7315
      @peaceleader7315 2 месяца назад +3

      ​@gennystout8952 I always fallen a sleep in parent guardian 😴 lecturing.

    • @cjlloyd5332
      @cjlloyd5332 2 месяца назад +2

      What happened to Simon's beard?😂

    • @mingfanzhang8927
      @mingfanzhang8927 2 месяца назад +1

      ❤😊❤😊

  • @Chuck-PK
    @Chuck-PK 2 месяца назад +403

    A Brief History of Simon Whistler's Beard: Abridged, with unrelated commentary regarding weapons of WW2

    • @callistamccracken3744
      @callistamccracken3744 2 месяца назад +24

      Bald faced Simon is unsettling

    • @dapuman
      @dapuman 2 месяца назад +22

      I had to look up if I accidentally pulled up a super old video by mistake

    • @mrshinebox1803
      @mrshinebox1803 2 месяца назад +10

      "Brief" History? Are we both watching the same 3 hour video?

    • @mwolkove
      @mwolkove 2 месяца назад +4

      Weird, as a WWII RUclips video 3hrs is long. As a video chronicling the history of Simon's beard, 3hrs is the abridged, brief version.

    • @Be-Es---___
      @Be-Es---___ 2 месяца назад +1

      😂

  • @posslord1221
    @posslord1221 2 месяца назад +173

    No beard Simon isn't real. No beard Simon can't hurt you

    • @marcbeebee6969
      @marcbeebee6969 Месяц назад +1

      😂😂

    • @AnthonyOMulligan-yv9cg
      @AnthonyOMulligan-yv9cg Месяц назад +1

      Have you seen him Bald?

    • @keryeeastin4022
      @keryeeastin4022 Месяц назад

      Have you seen him with hair? My God what must his poor children think?!😂

    • @evelynvslife
      @evelynvslife Месяц назад +3

      Simon was given a beard and no hair because otherwise he would’ve been too powerful.

  • @matthawkins3584
    @matthawkins3584 2 месяца назад +58

    The difference between both Simon's appearance and audio quality in the past compared to the present is insane. I've been watching his videos way too long.

  • @zachsmith8633
    @zachsmith8633 2 месяца назад +104

    Weird seeing young vs current Simon. Been watching for a decade and the changes are wild

    • @alibong00
      @alibong00 2 месяца назад +1

      Is that a lisp I hear or a crappy mic

    • @zachsmith8633
      @zachsmith8633 2 месяца назад +2

      @@alibong00 the mics have improved over the years

    • @NRUTOKINGDOM4143
      @NRUTOKINGDOM4143 2 месяца назад +2

      I'm not an og but it's interesting to see how young he looks and how the show changed

    • @hutchjoppie5602
      @hutchjoppie5602 2 месяца назад

      I came here to comment in all caps about Simon not having a beard, but i found your comment and resisted lol

    • @dyslexicboogaloo
      @dyslexicboogaloo 2 месяца назад +2

      It’s crazy watching Simon over the years. Especially the last story, now I know he has a time machine because it was filmed in the future when he has hair again so it looks like that Keeps sponsorship finally paid off.

  • @nipsirc9686
    @nipsirc9686 Месяц назад +13

    “German forces mined the region so heavily that a French offensive apparently that’s a thing into German territory was halted in its tracks. Shocker” gave me a hoot

  • @WolfsbaneGL
    @WolfsbaneGL 2 месяца назад +34

    I clicked on this video because I absolutely needed to know if it was a De-Bollocker of Nazi origin or if it specialized in De-Bollocking Nazis.

    • @mikeysrose
      @mikeysrose 2 месяца назад +4

      Same!😅

    • @bladewind0verlord
      @bladewind0verlord Месяц назад +6

      I clicked on it because for a second there I thought simon had gone and done a three hour long video specifically on nazi de-bollocking.

  • @nivision
    @nivision 2 месяца назад +15

    In the first 30 minutes and wanted to applaud Simon's conquering of the word "effortlessly".

  • @ls1gt611
    @ls1gt611 2 месяца назад +14

    I'm enjoying the long compilation style videos, thanks!

  • @Faymysticreations
    @Faymysticreations 2 месяца назад +28

    so we go from completely bald Simon to majestic bearded Simon! with the bonus of seeing his SW sign lighted up. Nice! I also understand why he decided to grow a beard out lol

    • @mrshinebox1803
      @mrshinebox1803 2 месяца назад +2

      Is it weird that I noticed the sign before the beard?

  • @callistamccracken3744
    @callistamccracken3744 2 месяца назад +10

    Comment just for engagement to bump Simon's greatness in the algorithm

  • @charliehunter9257
    @charliehunter9257 2 месяца назад +10

    I've been watching Simon for a long while, but seeing his beard evolution in this video is just amazing. Glad to have such an amazing infotainment host that I know I can rely on for facts and laughs.

  • @Hillbilly001
    @Hillbilly001 2 месяца назад +12

    My goodness Daven. Did you ever go into the library for this one. Simon barely has a beard. Reminds me of a Top10z from about 8 years ago when he didn't have one. Well done. Cheers from Tennessee

  • @ianshaver8954
    @ianshaver8954 2 месяца назад +13

    I think that radio, and it’s derived technologies, such as radar, was the most important weapon in WW2.

    • @kuznickic1
      @kuznickic1 2 месяца назад +1

      To me it’s a tie between radio and the UNIVAC

  • @HandyMan657
    @HandyMan657 2 месяца назад +4

    Whoa! I had to look at my watch for the date. Happy April 1st

  • @wjm154
    @wjm154 Месяц назад +3

    Seeing Simon without a beard at 1:00:00 was a bit of a shock! 😅🤣🤘 i didnt even recognize him

  • @planetX15
    @planetX15 2 месяца назад +3

    Awesome channel you have Simon, I really enjoy watching your videos, keep up the great work!

    • @Hillbilly001
      @Hillbilly001 2 месяца назад +1

      I think it's jointly owned by Daven and Simon.

  • @jacksonbauer5199
    @jacksonbauer5199 Месяц назад +1

    I always thought D-Day stood for “Disembarkation Day”… You know how allied planners LOVED their particular style of language when it came to literally anything that might be written down or even spoken aloud. I also thought it was fitting in that the definition of disembarkation is: “The act of leaving a vehicle, especially a ship or aircraft and at the end of a journey”. Maybe I’m just reading too much into it, but it’s nice to think about the possible intent behind the choice of words being “The end of the journey, the last boat you’re going to be on until you’re heading home, the final push…”. Disembarkation

  • @GIBBO4182
    @GIBBO4182 2 месяца назад +7

    Ahh…the “Bouncing Betty” a particularly devastating, and game winning part of my COD World at War arsenal! Particularly rage inducing in hardcore search & destroy! 😂😂😂

  • @MGB-learning
    @MGB-learning 2 месяца назад

    Great video and presentation.

  • @cjsmithdo
    @cjsmithdo Месяц назад

    Thanks!

  • @gpgt1
    @gpgt1 2 месяца назад +2

    As soon as I saw Simon I checked when the video was released. He even looks younger.

    • @jlindsey79
      @jlindsey79 2 месяца назад +1

      That's one of the reasons I clicked.. I saw the thumb nail looked at the date of the video a d was like..wtf.. clicked on the video and discovered its a compilation video and everything made sense... it's a good video so far... I'm only 20ish min in and I'm reading comments about beardless simon and idk if I can handle that

  • @michaelpipkin9942
    @michaelpipkin9942 2 месяца назад +6

    Blown Away
    (Bouncing Betty makes a cameo)
    Good movie, bad accents, Great actors!!!!

    • @RobertRedland
      @RobertRedland 2 месяца назад

      Great movie 👏

    • @wingerding
      @wingerding 18 дней назад

      Like when they shoot the bomb off the wall? Just a ricochet no?

  • @justindenison5614
    @justindenison5614 2 месяца назад +1

    Damn simon we are not as young as we we were. Where i first found your no nonsense explanation of all things an people interesting to me.

  • @UKFisherman27
    @UKFisherman27 2 месяца назад +3

    It's like being in 2012....

  • @AndyMcLendon
    @AndyMcLendon 2 месяца назад +2

    Good job with “effortlessly”!

  • @LightCloud-zs7of
    @LightCloud-zs7of 2 месяца назад

    Wow, what a blast from the past, and present

  • @jimmccauley9099
    @jimmccauley9099 2 месяца назад +3

    Not proud of the fact that I dropped some serious vitamin A back in the 70s/early 80s. First thought seeing this was "flashback" and haven't had one of those since the late 80s. Neon's lit, Simon's mic, Simon's lack of beard and other tid bits. Just a smash up. Well played Simon, well played.

    • @bearnunnemaker5453
      @bearnunnemaker5453 2 месяца назад

      Vitamin A. LOLOL. Yes I’ve taken vitamin A before. Vitamin H and vitamin M. Now I’m on vitamin D only. As in Dad Jimmy won’t quit saying he’s not touching me and holding his finger close to me!!! I told them to go play in the middle of the freeway. My wife slapped in the back of the head. I called my Mommy!! She hung up!!

    • @wingerding
      @wingerding 18 дней назад

      ​@@bearnunnemaker5453 what on earth are you going on about? You lost me after vitamin d.

    • @bearnunnemaker5453
      @bearnunnemaker5453 17 дней назад

      @@wingerding vitamin D as in being a dad.

  • @string_fellow_hawk
    @string_fellow_hawk Месяц назад

    Enjoy the work . ❤❤

  • @xJRxinated
    @xJRxinated 2 месяца назад +1

    Big fan of the neon Fact Boy! Well done Sir

  • @PitboyHarmony1
    @PitboyHarmony1 2 месяца назад +2

    Great to watch Simons beard grow.

  • @beagleuk3233
    @beagleuk3233 2 месяца назад +2

    I'd forgotten about the neon sign

    • @CraftyVegan
      @CraftyVegan 2 месяца назад

      The “V Sauce” sign lmao
      I know it’s supposed to be *S*imon *W*histler, but that neon certainly doesn’t make it clear 😅

  • @mar71n32n0v1lLL0
    @mar71n32n0v1lLL0 16 дней назад

    "Shortly after Adolf Hitler *managed to take out* Hitler." Whoever wrote that line, kudos to you my friend.

  • @LynxStatic
    @LynxStatic Месяц назад

    I wasnt ready for beardless Simon. I was having diner while watching this video when beardless Simon appeared. There was diner on my plate, in my mouth, on the table, on the monitor, on the floor... I. Wasnt. Ready.

  • @MisterRorschach90
    @MisterRorschach90 Месяц назад

    I think that the prototype mixed engine piston/jet or piston/rocket planes made by different countries at the end of ww2 are probably some of the coolest looking planes ever made. I wish it was still a thing. Imagine a super advanced modern version of those things.

  • @MudSluggerBP
    @MudSluggerBP Месяц назад

    That Higgins was a badass of a Human Being 🤟🏻

  • @travisfoster8683
    @travisfoster8683 2 дня назад

    Miss Shillings Orfice.. haha nice

  • @randallparker8477
    @randallparker8477 Месяц назад

    Were you bald in secondary school Simon? Great flash back... thanks for what you do!

  • @danielstokoe6564
    @danielstokoe6564 Месяц назад +1

    Cool mate, w h smith's imitation sign is fixed 😂

  • @tinaann3323
    @tinaann3323 Месяц назад

    In 1983, I was trained in our version of the bouncing Betty, M60 anti tank mines and Claymores. I was then a member of the USMC Engineer school. In doing so, we also trained in removing mines. Our Bettie’s had the “kicker” charge in them as a training aid. We wore face shield as we did so. I witnessed a fellow Marine removing an anti tank mine. As he did, his right foot set off a Betty surrounding the big one. We all heard a “pop”. He spun around only to be hit in the face as the Betty emerged. It lifted him off his feet and he landed on another. The second bruised his kidney. We later had to dig a grave, and partially bury him and mock cry (Marine Corps engineer instructors are a little sick). Later, we all laughed our asses off at the poor idiot!!!

  • @marksusskind1260
    @marksusskind1260 Месяц назад

    Oh! The Daven Takes to Flight

  • @csonracsonra9962
    @csonracsonra9962 2 месяца назад +2

    The French called it the "hell to the no! " mine

  • @internetuser9432
    @internetuser9432 Месяц назад

    The D in D-Day referes to the D point. It was the day the allies began to attack the D point after it had finaly been found.

  • @screensoft
    @screensoft 2 месяца назад

    Found many of these, they are pretty common in some rivers in Luxemburg

  • @Makem12
    @Makem12 Месяц назад

    The s mine sounds like some sort of futuristic device. I wonder how it was produced and designed over 80 years ago to do that

  • @grimace4257
    @grimace4257 2 месяца назад +1

    The Whistler 👍👍

  • @MisterRorschach90
    @MisterRorschach90 Месяц назад +1

    Had the scientists simply told hitler that the atomic research was basically magic, the power of the gods, he would’ve been more interested. Lol

  • @rowanshole
    @rowanshole Месяц назад

    It is now fact that Simon is an early iteration of A.I.

  • @evilfingers4302
    @evilfingers4302 Месяц назад

    Holy Crap, didn't realize this is a 3 hour movie!

  • @detritus10001
    @detritus10001 2 месяца назад

    Simon, how are you and your fortunate large-wooded partner doing? Keep up the good work man!

  • @marksusskind1260
    @marksusskind1260 Месяц назад

    Ol' Greenbeard Is Back

  • @jeffdroog
    @jeffdroog 2 месяца назад

    Woot woot!

  • @jlindsey79
    @jlindsey79 2 месяца назад

    Simon isn't that old.. I don't think he even 40 yet... but hes sooooo young in the first 10min of this.. holy crap

  • @markopolo1271
    @markopolo1271 Месяц назад

    So you're telling me the COD tactic of hitting the deck after tripping the mine actually worked thats unexpected

  • @9169enjoi
    @9169enjoi 2 месяца назад

    French offensive... apparently thats a thing 😂🤣 Lmfao!! You get a thumbs up for that one Simon, that was hilarious 😂🤣😂🤣😂

  • @user-cl3gn4qg3k
    @user-cl3gn4qg3k 2 месяца назад +1

    How old is this episode

  • @alvinrichover9682
    @alvinrichover9682 2 месяца назад

    That's Headley!....Harvey Korman says.😃

  • @erickinnaman5405
    @erickinnaman5405 2 месяца назад

    In high school, we were taught that the 'd' in "d day' stands for David: Dwight Eisenhauer's middle name. I like your explanation better.

  • @bobbowie5334
    @bobbowie5334 Месяц назад

    The problem with mines is that they're always used for evil.

  • @MisterPlanePilot
    @MisterPlanePilot 2 месяца назад

    Simon mispronouncing Volksjäger kills my soul, but then no beard Simon makes it all better

    • @jrmckim
      @jrmckim 2 месяца назад

      Someone mispronouncing a word kills your soul??
      This generation is screwed...
      What I find interesting is non-native english speakers can mispronounce English words and no one gives them a hard time. But if a native english speaker mispronounces a non english word, it kills souls.
      Do you see the hypocrisy?

  • @nomdeplume5446
    @nomdeplume5446 Месяц назад

    This is so old the SW sign is still working.

  • @undercover1968ru
    @undercover1968ru Месяц назад

    As aan army 12b1p in 1987 we called it the bouncing betty and were taught it was designed to injury soldiers so that it would remove 3 soldiers from the battle ( 1 injured and 2 to carry injured soldier back to medical) i rember during advance training in disarming these 3 prong mines that it blew up and didnt kill the 2 soldiers laying next to it instead it blew ear drums and blew the 2nd lieutenant thumb and little finger off and but neither were injured from the shrapnel because it blew out like an upside down cone and since they were both under 5ft 7 their feet were just missed from the shrapnel

  • @ryugrieger7244
    @ryugrieger7244 2 месяца назад

    ancient simon

  • @JamesKuffner-cg2pv
    @JamesKuffner-cg2pv 2 месяца назад

    I wish I could reverse age ......just like that. Cheers 🍻

  • @colt6515
    @colt6515 2 месяца назад

    Beardless simon doesnt exist.
    Beardless simon can't hurt you .

  • @wayloncapps9480
    @wayloncapps9480 Месяц назад

    Simon’s beard is the fastest growing beard on planet earth!!

  • @jckluckhohn
    @jckluckhohn 2 месяца назад

    Me 163 idea was incorporated into the nf104

  • @-handala-
    @-handala- 2 месяца назад

    Lil antidote, i’m friends with a Shrapnel. Her great grand dad invented Shrapnel. Wild family legacy.

  • @magenta-sun
    @magenta-sun 2 месяца назад +1

    At 1:00:00 I thought the channel was changed lol

  • @FredrikJigfelt
    @FredrikJigfelt Месяц назад

    Hey! Who's this guy? Where is Beard guy that i usually fall asleep to? ❤

  • @D_Chess
    @D_Chess 2 месяца назад +1

    Knew this, but I always like to think of it as Doomsday (for the Axis).

  • @Somnationalist
    @Somnationalist 2 месяца назад +1

    How many Simon are you? Surprised too much 😂😂

  • @eragonunderhill5545
    @eragonunderhill5545 Месяц назад

    How does Simon look younger than ever?

  • @LuoJun2
    @LuoJun2 Месяц назад

    There is a working Link trainer restored and maintained at the Champaign Aviation Museum in Urbana, Ohio.😊o

  • @mattgraham879
    @mattgraham879 2 месяца назад

    Am I the only one seeing Les Grossman in Tropic Thunder?

  • @A_Round_around_Minigolf
    @A_Round_around_Minigolf 2 месяца назад +2

    Long compilation

  • @camo576
    @camo576 2 месяца назад

    Australia still has M14, M16 and anti tank mines.

  • @user-fg9ss3yl2m
    @user-fg9ss3yl2m 2 месяца назад

    Sorry but I couldn't get past the part where you said the mine would bounce up into the air and explode violently.

  • @bloviatormaximus1766
    @bloviatormaximus1766 2 месяца назад

    lack of spare gigawatts to enrich enough fissile material

  • @toddwebb7521
    @toddwebb7521 Месяц назад

    No "Big Red One" references

  • @cicichambers3887
    @cicichambers3887 2 месяца назад

    You cut your beard! I like it slightly fuller

  • @terrystowers6085
    @terrystowers6085 Месяц назад

    The American military saw all that atom bomby research and decided that the Americans ought to be the first to spank atoms into a critical rage….

  • @Captain.AmericaV1
    @Captain.AmericaV1 2 месяца назад

    How many variants in the Whistlerverse?

  • @philjameson292
    @philjameson292 2 месяца назад +1

    Clearly Hitler had tried testing this weapon himself

  • @chequereturned
    @chequereturned 13 дней назад

    The Germans didn’t have a 2 year head start. Theoretical results about nuclear fission were not enough to count as such - and those were internationally published anyway.

  • @t5ruxlee210
    @t5ruxlee210 2 месяца назад +2

    One of key assets of the USA uranium bomb program was the Tennessee Valley Authority, a "Great Depression political boondoggle", which built numerous unneeded, often unequipped, power dams in the 1930s. This system was quickly and completely built out with all its needed generating equipment and transmission lines during WW2 and provided the huge amounts of electric power required to separate the rare fissile uranium bomb isotope from its much less active, much more common uranium, close relative.

  • @deejaysyn420
    @deejaysyn420 2 месяца назад +1

    wtf simon. the beard is
    born lol

  • @mp6814
    @mp6814 2 месяца назад +1

    1:20:18 -- 3,000 km/h is not "nearly twice the speed of sound" but rather 2.43 times ... Ooops.

  • @mhales73
    @mhales73 19 дней назад

    Who replaced Simon with THIS guy?!?! 😲

  • @sean5662
    @sean5662 2 месяца назад

    So odd seeing Simon without a beard 😆

  • @magpie6126
    @magpie6126 Месяц назад

    57:05 that's a V1

  • @sgp9700
    @sgp9700 2 месяца назад

    Simon, you trimmed up the beard! Makes you look younger. Oh, good discussion/info. Take care.

  • @hibaakaiko3888
    @hibaakaiko3888 19 дней назад

    D-day is like saying "Macha green tee.' Which is Day-day and Green tea green tea. So we know it happens with other lingo

  • @sarahwatson3192
    @sarahwatson3192 17 дней назад

    D-Day = Day Day. Basically it’s just a way to talk in low key code. If you’ve ever talked with anyone in the military you’ll find out how often short form, abbreviation and acronyms are used in daily life. My dad was military, I was raised a military brat. It’s been 12 years since he passed away and I haven’t heard the lingo daily but I can still decode and understand it when I cross soldiers in public. I don’t know how much of the lingo I actually know. I’m surprised how much I know and understand.

  • @Psycnosis
    @Psycnosis Месяц назад

    I always thought D-Day was doomsday

  • @pebcak420
    @pebcak420 2 месяца назад

    Actually D-Day is correct as Departed/departure Day.
    The day in which the D becomes now

  • @hallcrash
    @hallcrash 2 месяца назад +4

    This isn't April Fools content is it?

    • @gennystout8952
      @gennystout8952 2 месяца назад

      I am hoping to see that on Brain Blaze or Casual Criminalist 😅😅😅 Too much that can be done on those channels for April fools....

    • @davidwass8366
      @davidwass8366 2 месяца назад +1

      No, its not a April fool. These things are real. Modern militaries still use mines like this. They work very well..

    • @michaelwarlick4328
      @michaelwarlick4328 Месяц назад +1

      Sadly no. Bouncing Betty was serious, and may not be entirely gone.

  • @philh.1525
    @philh.1525 Месяц назад

    A demi-Jon of gin is quite a scary amount to feed to anyone!

  • @mingfanzhang8927
    @mingfanzhang8927 2 месяца назад +2

    ❤😊❤😊

  • @johnneff-warren4021
    @johnneff-warren4021 Месяц назад

    Omg i almost didnt recognize him without his beard 😂