it's like they sail past each other and not open fire and are like "hi good day isnt it?" "yeah whatcha up to?" "invading shanghai" "oh cool im invading tokyo" "nice aight cya" "cya"
I remember playing china in HoI 1, in that game you could research everything at once provided you had enough industrial power to do so, and you could develop 1 industrial power in every province you had every year, china had A LOT of provinces. They also had all the natural resources needed to fuel that industry. Around 1940 you would be top 1 in industry and research and just open the flood gates
I mean it just comes down to putting your fleet out and launching the naval invasion the same hour that you declare war. It means the AI hasn't had time to put out their navy and so for that one hour you have naval supremacy which is all it takes to launch an invasion.
@@felixwoo7640 You can only launch a naval invasion into enemy territory so yes you must declare war first. I definitely recommend making a save and experimenting with it though because it doesn't always work.
@@EasoLV yes thats why i asked if they care more about it then china since he said they will care less about it. Also what has time to do with anything, if some country today start to colonise parts of the world and kill millions of people and then hundred years later another country comes and build up there but not kill millions of people and not force their language on them do they still care less about human rights then?
God that push through the Urals/Siberia was giving me flashbacks to my Manchukuo achievement run. Pushing against Germany in that area is absolute hell.
I started playing China this week and they are not that hard to play and are kind of OP with the high manpower. I did area defense along my coast and told them to only guard ports and coastlines. This held off all naval invasions. I flooded troops around Beijing as well and held on (mostly near that river just south of Beijing). For focus, I beligned to integrate warlords to get Guangxi Steel that I needed then went Army reforms and got rid of my bad modifiers. As well as got to 3-4 research spots and loaded up on industrial and infantry tech. As time goes on, the negative modifiers go away and there is even a focus that gives defense bonus on land and another modifier that gives you offensive bonus against Japan. One you get all of that, the war starts to turn in your favor. Take airbases and Japan losses its air force superiority and you really can push them out of Asia. Once you have dealt with Japan, you could have over 20 million manpower (on limited conscription) and hopefully have integrated the other warlord states. Deal with Communists and you have a huge, industrial China with a modern army that can massacre anyone.
I'm an expat living in Taiwan. In many places I see statues or pictures of Chiang Kai-Shek. This alternate history is a bit mirthful. Maybe with half of the world under him he would've been a better dude.
@@HoheinohonryoIt's ok www.bilibili.com/video/BV1Co4y1Q74o I don't know if you can open it。Chinese hoi4 video authors like to insert a movie clip into the game and increase the sense of substitution. We also have our own language to make us happy.
I love long games like this, i once pushed through united communist china as turkey, by conquering land, it started 1942 and ended 1949 years of building supply lines
the AI likes to do lots of small 3 division naval invasions far away from the ports required to get supply lmao. just one of the retarded things it does
It's 10:41 PM, I have summer school at 8:00 and I just discovered this new video (If you're wondering, no I did not fail a class I volunteered to get world history out of the way for another class)
an basic real life division is 6.000 troops or the highest is 25.000, so 875 times 6.00 is 5250000 american troops, and then we have a whapping 21875000 in the highest
german general fighting against the Germans under the Chinese: look Smitler I know you and your tiny mustache are crazy and all but did you think I was going to fight AGINST chang kai-shek? I think he is to insane and I fear fighting him in my nightmares.
my longest game ever was till 1965 as Nationalist China all because I need the Sun Tzu Reborn achievement. It was really fun to grind against Germany in the Ural Mountains with 40+ width pure infantry divisions as the Germans were nuking me.
I guess I could use an explanation because I tried repeatedly to accomplish an invasion of Japan similar to what is shown in this video and I couldn't manage it. I could get naval supremacy if I declared on Japan, but then their army wouldn't all be in China. If they declared on me, I couldn't get naval supremacy.
“Why are you made of gravy?”
You made me, you tell me why you made me like this
@@AxxLAfriku warum sind andere Deutsche immer so weird
We're called gravy babies because of faze banks.
But I like gravy, dad.
he should've aborted us all long ago
@@AxxLAfriku you play HOI4?
"Father of many gravy children."
Mom's been on about child support again, dad.
Nice
Japanese and Chinese troops passing by each other on there naval invasions be like :/
"Only one of our countries will survive this war."
it's like they sail past each other and not open fire and are like
"hi good day isnt it?"
"yeah whatcha up to?"
"invading shanghai"
"oh cool im invading tokyo"
"nice aight cya"
"cya"
In World War I the pilots were given pistols because they didn’t have guns on the planes
@@bellecardinal3717 I heard about that one that shit funny
More like -.-
Truly the pinnacle of historical accuracy
It is
Yes
indeed
It will be soon.
We got the chinese avengers at our backs incase an alien invasion happens
Mmm yes, this absolutely satisfies my ISP drug addiction for the week
You and me both
ISP? That imposter?
Columbia is going to be next so.......
Drug time!
Да
not a true addict if you only need a weekly dose
When he does Denmark he should just play a two second clip with the words “Denmark Isn’t Real”
Even better would just be skipping it, and when everyone goes "YOU FORGOT DENMARK" he just says "what's a Denmark?"
I thought it was Finland that wasn't real.
@@TigerofRobare no it’s the non existent danish
We just lost the semifinals. You don’t have to do us like this rn
Denmark not existing is at least more plausible than it being a communist dystopia
"The overpowered China" or, as its known among multiplayer players of HoI 4 online, "China"
Among? 😳
@@robertjoppenhimer388 no
@@robertjoppenhimer388 Magus
@@robertjoppenhimer388 ❗ 🤨
Amogus💀
I love how late game HOI4 just turns into the endless warfare seen in 1984
If you told that to people living in 1945 era, they woudn't take that news kindly.
Don't time travel is all i am saying
Chinese Madagascar might be one of the most cursed things I've seen in HOI 4
There is actually a lot of chinese people at Madagascar. I have a collegue of chinese origin that had been living at Madagascar for 3 generations.
"I rike to move it move it."
Don’t forget polish pirate king Madagascar
You see, they can't shut down their ports and airports to keep the virus you've made out...if you control said ports and airports.
Yunnanese Madagascar
It happened before to me
Virgin China: Builds Great Wall 2.0
Chad China: Invades Japan with fishing Boats.
9:43 gives new meaning to the term "Inner Mongolia."
“Been awake for four hours but still sitting in bed staring at your phone”
I wonder how many people he called out right there, I was one of them
Same
"Why are you made out of gravy?" Why did you make us this way, gravy father
huh, I never thought the "pick a fight with japan" focus had a use
11:17
iSorrow: How are you not dead?!
Germany: I have no idea
Nice. This looks good.
I like gravy. It is a succulent juice.
id rather be callled a gravy baby then a moraly corrupt capitalists
A succulent Chinese juice?
The nectar of the soul it is indeed.
Are you an alien or just a bot? Lmao
@@commemorative Neither. I just like using grammar.
I remember playing china in HoI 1, in that game you could research everything at once provided you had enough industrial power to do so, and you could develop 1 industrial power in every province you had every year, china had A LOT of provinces. They also had all the natural resources needed to fuel that industry. Around 1940 you would be top 1 in industry and research and just open the flood gates
China and natural resources? Bro HOI1 sounds fun
Ah yeas my favourite anragonist from Harry Potter Hexology Augustinus Voldemarus.
Last time I was this early, the Han dynasty was still in power
ISP "dosnt want to explain china exploit" - and havn't explained china exploit for the years I have been here... *crying intensifies*
I mean it just comes down to putting your fleet out and launching the naval invasion the same hour that you declare war. It means the AI hasn't had time to put out their navy and so for that one hour you have naval supremacy which is all it takes to launch an invasion.
@@TanksExplosionsAnime so does it only work when you declare the war?
@@felixwoo7640 You can only launch a naval invasion into enemy territory so yes you must declare war first. I definitely recommend making a save and experimenting with it though because it doesn't always work.
@@TanksExplosionsAnime noted
@@TanksExplosionsAnime some ai countries might have patrols orders already assigned when u declare but usually they dont have any to preserve fuel
Ah yes, my favourite alt-history German Kaiser
**HERMAN**
Chinese Africa sounds so blursed but also very realistic for today’s situation
Its better than english or french africa
@@mobilegeeks236 still going to exploit them for their resources while caring even less about human rights
@@danielbrophy8955 did france and UK care more then china about human rights when they colonised africa?
@@huginmunin8253 His point was made with words "even less". Also, that was done long time ago, even decolonisation is generations past.
@@EasoLV yes thats why i asked if they care more about it then china since he said they will care less about it. Also what has time to do with anything, if some country today start to colonise parts of the world and kill millions of people and then hundred years later another country comes and build up there but not kill millions of people and not force their language on them do they still care less about human rights then?
Chiang Kai Shrek, makes the whole world his swamp.
"But the Japanese weren't exactly honorable themself"
Every Japanese soldier when you said that: "HOW DARE YOU!"
*cough*RapeofNanking*cough*
@@sofosanthropos6531 Unit 731.
@@sofosanthropos6531 communist lies
@@mca7983 I don't know whether you're being serious or not
@@mca7983 are you a weaboo for the worst war criminals in ww2?
God that push through the Urals/Siberia was giving me flashbacks to my Manchukuo achievement run. Pushing against Germany in that area is absolute hell.
The mountain of Historical Accuracy in this one is astonishing!
Can’t wait for that democratic Siam playthrough in a few months.
I sorrow has done some horrid things in his videos, but he has never retreated from Nanjing
I started playing China this week and they are not that hard to play and are kind of OP with the high manpower. I did area defense along my coast and told them to only guard ports and coastlines. This held off all naval invasions. I flooded troops around Beijing as well and held on (mostly near that river just south of Beijing). For focus, I beligned to integrate warlords to get Guangxi Steel that I needed then went Army reforms and got rid of my bad modifiers. As well as got to 3-4 research spots and loaded up on industrial and infantry tech. As time goes on, the negative modifiers go away and there is even a focus that gives defense bonus on land and another modifier that gives you offensive bonus against Japan. One you get all of that, the war starts to turn in your favor. Take airbases and Japan losses its air force superiority and you really can push them out of Asia.
Once you have dealt with Japan, you could have over 20 million manpower (on limited conscription) and hopefully have integrated the other warlord states. Deal with Communists and you have a huge, industrial China with a modern army that can massacre anyone.
Thank you for the upload, iSauceSauceSauceSauce
_Chinese Winnie the Pooh man is watching you with great interest..._
I am very satisfied with this ending.
I love your name =)
Don't know if I should be terrified or titillated
I love how he finally made some nice borders in Europe
This man got very hard when Taiwan was taken
Cursed name
Mongolia: ( _surrounded by China_ ) "Perfect. I was worried we'll be spoilt for choices."
Every nation that iSorrow plays as is OP somehow
ISP has definitely gone bonkers from being forced to play HOI4 for 8 decades
1:20 I had nothing to do with that. I swear
Yoooo I can’t wait for this episode
you definetly cant
Glad to see West Taiwan getting some play time.
Welcome back to IStrokeProductions
I'm an expat living in Taiwan. In many places I see statues or pictures of Chiang Kai-Shek. This alternate history is a bit mirthful. Maybe with half of the world under him he would've been a better dude.
This is where the fun begins
Fun Fact: today is the 84th anniversary for the marco polo bridge incident
How did they decrypt my cyphers? he says as a German General leads his armies.
The PRC is gonna force you to apologize For palying the roc
Hopefully no one cares what West Taiwan thinks.
@@TechnoMinarchist hear hear
@@FarisMoringstar sorry it's a joke about the John Cena apologie
@@HoheinohonryoIt's ok www.bilibili.com/video/BV1Co4y1Q74o I don't know if you can open it。Chinese hoi4 video authors like to insert a movie clip into the game and increase the sense of substitution. We also have our own language to make us happy.
As an Estonian, I approve the after-war land distribution
I love long games like this, i once pushed through united communist china as turkey, by conquering land, it started 1942 and ended 1949 years of building supply lines
Everyone, please stand up for the new German Emperor,
*Herman*
i saw the one china policy in the thumbnail and immediately cried.
I had no idea "China" stared with a C!
Chiang kai shrek expands his swampland
These are always so much fun to watch. British Malaya, though, is still the standout.
Can't wait for ISP to play the Gravy Baby Republic after playing Germany in 2022
Sitting in a china restaurant browsing for something to watch while I eat. Then I see this.
3:11 can't wait until some weeaboos come over and start going monke on their keyboard.
Geez had my volume cranked and scared the crap out of myself when ISP yelled "hello"
I find it strange that over 610000 people watched one or more of your videos and were like ya I'll subscribe to this guy.
I just bought ho4 but it looks so good..... Tried to play it and I think finding the mysteries of the universe would be easier
12:44 wait why does the video look glitched is It the video or me
I knew it ! There will be an ENDSIEG !
11:27 Steiner’s offensive has been very successful
9:45 just wait for the peace deal
Can't wait for new Zealand, Bob semple conquest
I was in the middle of re-watching the Australian episode when I got this
Based
All hail Kaiser Hermann
11:17 Steiner's assault
I am not alone when I say this.
Your pain and suffering alleviates our pain and suffering
Thank you for all your content
"He's 1 of very few Chinese people in Berlin"
There's about to be many many more Chinese people in Berlin
Chinese Earth
Naval invasions have always been retardedly overpowered/abusable by both the player and the AI
the AI likes to do lots of small 3 division naval invasions far away from the ports required to get supply lmao. just one of the retarded things it does
It's 10:41 PM, I have summer school at 8:00 and I just discovered this new video
(If you're wondering, no I did not fail a class I volunteered to get world history out of the way for another class)
I left my Bluetooth on now my mum knows I watch you help
i reach like 1941 and my game slows down almost to a stop so i have to do whatever i want early game or im not gonna be playing
Just as I was playing China
Chiang Kai Shek, more like Chiang Kai Shrek
Gravy Daddy I’m trying my best to turn into a Kinder bar hope it pleases you
Did anyone else laugh at
“Can everyone please stand for the new German emperor, it is.. Hermann”
12:21
“I don’t think the software expected China to have tank divisions…”
YA THINK?!
I wish paracox would reduce world tension penalties
There's a mod that allows Democratic and Neutral iirc countries take a decision to reduce world tension
@@alexandercaires5921 the fact that “generated world tension” opinion modifiers can get as high as -200 can ruin your chances of diplomacy
Oh...that. Yeah, those suck.
Part that killed me was “uhh also can everybody please stand for the new German emperor? It is… (*checks notes*) ….Herman”
Churchill: how dare you justify on those peaceful nazis
Yay! I thought this was dead... again... I’m glad to be your gravy grandchild
an basic real life division is 6.000 troops or the highest is 25.000, so 875 times 6.00 is 5250000 american troops, and then we have a whapping 21875000 in the highest
Damn Isausegeproduction, that's a very spicy meme
german general fighting against the Germans under the Chinese: look Smitler I know you and your tiny mustache are crazy and all but did you think I was going to fight AGINST chang kai-shek? I think he is to insane and I fear fighting him in my nightmares.
wait isp thats not the real china
where is our supreme leader chiang kai shrek
Mongolia in the middle": Everything is gonna be a okay..... 👀👀👀
This is the only isp video allowed in china
U is for underrated mod, S is for surviving the apocalypse, and A is for ave true to caesar!
Please play old world blues for USA!
Germany making a comeback after it capitulated is like if the werewolf initiative was successful so its somewhat historically accurate.
Ah yes. Burnt chicken and gravy. That is me.
China man approves this
my longest game ever was till 1965 as Nationalist China all because I need the Sun Tzu Reborn achievement. It was really fun to grind against Germany in the Ural Mountains with 40+ width pure infantry divisions as the Germans were nuking me.
Fun fact: Sun li jian is descended from Sun tze the author of the art of war
so he claims, it is very difficult to prove you are the direct descendent of a 2000 year old dead man.
I guess I could use an explanation because I tried repeatedly to accomplish an invasion of Japan similar to what is shown in this video and I couldn't manage it. I could get naval supremacy if I declared on Japan, but then their army wouldn't all be in China. If they declared on me, I couldn't get naval supremacy.
Cussing is the Crutch of the inarticulate
Love this series and im waiting for my czechoslovakia.
Me2
Hello father, please don't abandon me in MC Donald's again
When you take a look at his steam profile description, it makes you wanna commit some good ol’ crimes against humanity.
china could have won wwii irl with this one simple trick
Thank you for this, Internet Service Provider
did anyone notice that the iron side sponsor has magically dissolved into nothing