Everyone's Getting Crap for Christmas (Original Song)

"Crap for Christmas"
Written by Scott McGregor, Crystal McGregor, Carrie Morel and Steven Morel
Verse 1
Crystal strolled through Walmart, on a snowy Christmas Eve,
Grabbing last-minute goodies, she could hardly believe.
By the checkout counter, what a sight she did see,
A cart full of bad gifts, she laughed gleefully.
Chorus
"Looks like everyone's getting crap for Christmas!
Cheap socks and bad cologne, oh my!
Ugly sweaters, broken toys, and sadness in their eyes,
Yes, everyone's getting crap for Christmas time!"
Verse 2
One man had a toaster, that barely looked brand new,
A lady with some candles, but the smell was... P.U.
A teenager held DVDs, from 2005,
Crystal thought, "Oh goodness, how will they survive?"
Chorus
"Looks like everyone's getting crap for Christmas!
Dollar store finds, oh what a sight!
Re-gifted mugs, old fruitcakes, and batteries not supplied,
Yes, everyone's getting crap for Christmas tonight!"
Bridge
She clutched her own gift bag, a blender wrapped in gold,
Thinking of her family, their traditions of old.
"It's not about the presents," she smiled and took a breath,
"It's about the love we give, and the memories we collect."
Final Chorus
"Though it seems like everyone's getting crap for Christmas,
Let's spread some joy and cheer instead!
Forget the socks and knickknacks, and all those silly dreads,
'Cause love’s the only gift we need this Christmas!"
Outro
So Crystal left Walmart, with a twinkle in her eye,
Wishing Merry Christmas to all, and to crap gifts, goodbye!