"Salsa verde" translates to green salsa, probably it has some herbs; "Salsa casera" translates to homemade salsa, problably has more chunks or less ingredients, more a basic salsa you would do at home.
im chronically ill, underweight and I struggle to eat regularly because I dont have an appetite but if I have food I need to eat I'll turn on your food sampling/eating videos. it really makes it feel like im sharing a meal with a friend and it makes it so much easier to eat the whole thing. thanks for this :)
You gotta love the involuntary “okay”’ at the end of sentences. The merchant series is rife with them. Love it. Personally. The Comic book man. But what we need is the Beverage man.
Long ago, the four *dips* lived together in harmony. Then, everything changed when the *french onion dip* Nation attacked. Only the *chip* , master of all four *dips* , could stop them, but when the world needed him most, he vanished.
@@nefilimwarrior1747 Technically candy is a snack, right? So if there’s a candy man AND a snack man, then there must be a man for every type of snack, right? If you don’t consider candy as a snack, then there’s also the nut man, and nuts are snacks.
Hey ER, I just wanted to tell you how much your videos have helped quell my often overwhelming anxiety over these past few months. Especially now with school starting, I've been having a lot of trouble, and these videos have been very therapeutic
Hey Paul, just wanted to take a moment to say thank you for all the years of help getting to sleep and anxiety relief. I recently watched your video where you talk about your acoustic neuroma & healthcare. I personally have degenerative disc disease, spinal stenosis, (already had one back surgery, L4-S1 discectomy), chiari malformation type 1, syringomyelia, adhesives capsulitis (frozen shoulder), night terrors, anxiety, and high blood pressure. Unfortunately I seem to have won the medical disorder lottery, but I'm not here to complain. I appreciate my life, and what I'm able to do. I'm very thankful for you, and your channel. You've been extremely helpful to me on many a painful/sleepless nights, either as a distraction, sleep aid. You're completely right by the way. The amount of money expected for medical services is ridiculous, and is just nonsense.
To all fellow german viewers, i always thought about showing my appreciation for 2 years + of helping me sleep, even with my social anxiety and school stress uncle rifts efforts always do their job. I got the idea of preparing some kind of box with typical snacks and candy from germany and a letter or something. What do you guys think about doing this together? @germans
Honestly, if it’s either regular salsa, and salsa verde, I like to shake it before using it. Because when you shake it, the liquid should go away. That always helps me :)
I dont get this “Yes” thing cuz if i was asking my friend “What dip you want” and he said “Yes” id tell him “Just get your own then you prick” it makes no sense
NitrX YTMX saying “Yes” to a question like that is just a meme it just means that It doesn’t matter to him what dip you get or what type he enjoys all of them lol
Had me in goosebumps the whole time.. I had the tingle-bumps going from my head to my toes with everything he did he’s truly amazing & never disappoints 🥺❤️
Dude, I don't know if you'll read this, but I just wanted to thank you for sharing all this kind of content that comes from your mind with all of us. I mean, than you for letting us be weatneses of the amazin creativity that you put on each video here. You've made me realise more about myself without knowing it. You puted me into a state of consiusnes by making me work on my anxiety. This could only have been achieve while watching your videos, that more than once, made me feel better abouy myself juat before falling asleep. Just, thank you man.
The lid sounds 🤤 Both tapping and cupping. I love blackhead and corn salsa, definitely white goat cheese, and anything hot and blended. And I thought I was the only one to hate ranch! I'm not alone!
Personally, I prefer salsa over traditional dips. But, for some odd reason, I don’t like chunky salsa. So pretty much any salsa that isn’t chunky I love. Hope you enjoyed the dips, they looked really good :)
As soon as you touched those chips at 5:26, I got a full body shiver. That's the most physical reaction I've ever had to ASMR ...aaaand now I'm hungry. 😂
you clearly put effort into this but can I just say how much I appreciate you giving us chewing sounds without too many mouth sounds, if that even makes sense.
Love the video. You were wondering why the salsa verde was so watery.. lol you have to shake the jar so that the ingredients mix together. When canned food and jar food sit for long periods of time,, some of the contents sink to the bottom. So when u shake it,,, the product mixes and thickens up. Hope this helps
It’s funny how in the last video he was talking about how he wasn’t going to eat McDonald’s Big Breakfast because of its health impact, yet he makes a video trying chip dips right after. Love the content like always!
I hate ranch make that 2, I once ate ranch because I wanted to try it and I wanted to throw up but I was kid at a buffet and in front of my family so I had to eat it
Notice how at the beginning of the video there is no table behind rift, I can just picture him in my head holding a plate of chips into thin air and then beginning to turn his torso to look at the camera. It brings a tear to my eye
Btw I scrolled through the comments looking for timestamps and nothing popped up so I did it myself hope you like and have a good evening/afternoon/morning🙂
Salsa Casera refers to a homemade style salsa, and you actually pronounced it really good. And salsas verdes are mainly made from green peppers like jalapeños and other things
If you store the dip container upside-down, the water will be on the bottom when you open it. A trick my mother taught me that I still use to this day.
Please tell me you are doing a time laps of your hair growth this time. That would be the bomb and get lots of views. bon appetit, and nice taps, tons of tingles.
![[ASMR] Daisy Gives You a Tattoo (Soft Spoken Roleplay)](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/zc4EMkKGfxg/mqdefault.jpg)
Honestly this fella could make me fall asleep doing anything, he’s the human tranquilliser !!
A human tranquilizer, you sir, have a very good way with words. Best comparison I’ve ever heard
That’s really nice if I was him I would pin your comment
69 likes nice
Thick LEGEND13 what?
That sounds like a serial killer name
16:28 "I'm not a dip connoisseur"
The 7 jars or salsa and dip in front of you says otherwise
"connaisseur"
@@CarstenReg boujour
Charles Huber 😂 that rhyme tho
Those arent even salsas
THERE IS A RED SPY IN THE BASE
no ads on a 40min video ? get this man his 1 million
Right???
I got an ad._.
@@yuriang_8050 oof!
@@KICKASS0811 yeah
RUclips generated ad
ER is the man of the people, he figures out the small things in life so we dont have to, like " what makes this french onion dip creamy"
Very true
"Salsa verde" translates to green salsa, probably it has some herbs;
"Salsa casera" translates to homemade salsa, problably has more chunks or less ingredients, more a basic salsa you would do at home.
thank you pedro
Green salsa is made with tomatillos instead of tomatoes. Also technically salsa translates to sauce
Pedro Henrique Silva Vieira or green sauce :)
Chris Whiting exactly
A no estés de mam4dor jajajja
I've been watching this guy for 2 years and he still puts out unique content
Facts
He could literally jump on different style mattresses and I still would watch.
I’m going on year 8 and his stuff has always been top notch. Props for the longevity!
I’d hate for my bungholio to get polio!
Ok yeah
This is me late at night snacking and not trying to wake anyone
Lol
Lmao
facts
that one creaky floorboard: nah I don’t feel like it
Zero Two I tend sneak stuff into my room before bed
im chronically ill, underweight and I struggle to eat regularly because I dont have an appetite but if I have food I need to eat I'll turn on your food sampling/eating videos. it really makes it feel like im sharing a meal with a friend and it makes it so much easier to eat the whole thing. thanks for this :)
I hope ur doing well. It's been 2 years but hopefully u see this
@@dsyxhrpsGood to see a recent comment
@@iactiv6274Nice to know that people are watching these videos 2 years later, and that it’s not only me.
This would have been a great "the dip man" video.
He said many times that he really makes those blank blend videos only when he's out of ideas and does not like them all that much
You mean Big Smoke? RP?
Dada dada dada dada dada dada
*DIPMAN* !!
Jeremy Brown ER? Running out of ideas? That’s insanity
@@tobysoats6967 that's what he said jerky tasting video
You gotta love the involuntary “okay”’ at the end of sentences. The merchant series is rife with them. Love it. Personally. The Comic book man. But what we need is the Beverage man.
Maybe make a couple of them. The Water Man (no relation to the water BOY), the Soda man, the Juice Man etc, etc.
Long ago, the four *dips* lived together in harmony. Then, everything changed when the *french onion dip* Nation attacked. Only the *chip* , master of all four *dips* , could stop them, but when the world needed him most, he vanished.
😂😂😂😂😂👌🏽😂💀💀💀💀😂👑😂👌🏽😂👌🏽😂👌🏽😂🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽
Extra dip
Now I am going to go watch Avatar
The chip, being the bridge between the world of the mouth, and the world of the *-Dips-* is the only one who have the power of the *EXTRA DIP* state
@@neuroeclipse "the salsa state"
See now we need the chip dip man.
Actually no, there's the snack man( for real )
@@nefilimwarrior1747 then how about the snack man / dip man collab?
@ 엘제, YES.
@@nefilimwarrior1747 Technically candy is a snack, right? So if there’s a candy man AND a snack man, then there must be a man for every type of snack, right? If you don’t consider candy as a snack, then there’s also the nut man, and nuts are snacks.
@@belowxero3071 Well now we have to go see the Semantics Man.
Hey ER, I just wanted to tell you how much your videos have helped quell my often overwhelming anxiety over these past few months. Especially now with school starting, I've been having a lot of trouble, and these videos have been very therapeutic
Same!!
Same
ha you have anxiety GAYYYYY
@@darthrevan533 bruh leave
@@Notsuki9248 no mr.anxiety your GAYYYYYYYYY
god i wish he never stopped tapping and scratching those chips... also, the tapping on the lids was greatly appreciated
I honestly thought that the title said "hips and dips" and thought that our Papa ER was boutta flex his biceps at the camera
Put your hand up on my hip, when I dip, you dip, we dip
Here for it!
Hey Paul, just wanted to take a moment to say thank you for all the years of help getting to sleep and anxiety relief.
I recently watched your video where you talk about your acoustic neuroma & healthcare. I personally have degenerative disc disease, spinal stenosis, (already had one back surgery, L4-S1 discectomy), chiari malformation type 1, syringomyelia, adhesives capsulitis (frozen shoulder), night terrors, anxiety, and high blood pressure.
Unfortunately I seem to have won the medical disorder lottery, but I'm not here to complain.
I appreciate my life, and what I'm able to do.
I'm very thankful for you, and your channel. You've been extremely helpful to me on many a painful/sleepless nights, either as a distraction, sleep aid.
You're completely right by the way. The amount of money expected for medical services is ridiculous, and is just nonsense.
Thank the U.S government for the crazy prices lol
wtf is frozen shoulder
@@mewheni3523 basically when your shoulder is so stiff, you start to lose mobility in it
9:00-spinach dip
12:23-avocado dip
15:11-french onion dip
20:00-cheese dip
25:00-ranch dip
29:04 salsa verde dip
34:54-salsa casera dip
40:02-cheese dip
40:21-avocado dip
40:45-spinners dip
41:10 French onion dip
dip
Dip
Dip
Dips
Dippy boi
Look at this absolute mad lad rubbing each individual ridge on the chip. Bless this man. We must protect him at all costs. Great work sir.
I just watched 41 minutes and 31 seconds of a man eating chips and dip while whispering to himself.
Edit: I just watched it again lmao
W
To all fellow german viewers, i always thought about showing my appreciation for 2 years + of helping me sleep, even with my social anxiety and school stress uncle rifts efforts always do their job. I got the idea of preparing some kind of box with typical snacks and candy from germany and a letter or something. What do you guys think about doing this together? @germans
I’m American but I think you should do it and write him a nice letter.
German here, I like the idea a lot. Thing is, I'm not a tingleseeker, I'm just in for the lore. If that's okay, I'd love to participate :)
Zimtblut ja fände ich cool auf jedenfall weil ich denke das wird nicht ganz billig mit versand und so
@@persephone9084 Nein, das sicher nicht. Und wir wollen ja auch vernünftiges Zeug für ER kaufen und keinen Billigkram :)
@@persephone9084 Aber wenn wir genügend Leute ranschaffen, sollte das kein Problem sein, denke ich.
Honestly, if it’s either regular salsa, and salsa verde, I like to shake it before using it. Because when you shake it, the liquid should go away. That always helps me :)
This is the first video ive seen of his and wow, his voice alone makes me feel sleepy. I love it! He seems like a sweet guy ☺️
Cool Ranch Dorito's with Lay's Ranch dip is where my love is located.
This is the most wholesome asmr ever
Seriously can't wait until uncle rift hits that big 1 million! Keep up the great work ER!
Sometimes while watching his videos i assume he definitely has dozen million subs because these videos are that good
Store clerk: What dips would you like.
Rift(an intellectual): yes😶
self checkout time
I dont get this “Yes” thing cuz if i was asking my friend “What dip you want” and he said “Yes” id tell him “Just get your own then you prick” it makes no sense
NitrX YTMX saying “Yes” to a question like that is just a meme it just means that It doesn’t matter to him what dip you get or what type he enjoys all of them lol
altoids 252 thnx bro
Very original
My man straight up gets paid to eat. Legit best job ever.
mukbang is weird
Does he though? I never see ads on his vids and that’s how they make.m money from RUclips
@@bentrally I think theres ads at the beginning of the videos, im not sure.
@@bentrally his payment is your enjoyment :)
@@patrikplayz670 mukbang it's just eating in front the camera, but yeah i feel you.
Just sat down on my bed after a long day and looked at me phone and smiled, thank you for posting :)
I got a message saying "Would you like some chips?" Then this video appeared inmediatly after that wut
did you say yes?
Extra dip
Probably the original title to get people's attention.
Dude my mother in law just asked the group outside my door “does anyone want any chips and dip” wtf is going on?! Lol
The video chose you
Love it. ❤️ You ain't running out of ideas, brother. Love the content.
Had me in goosebumps the whole time.. I had the tingle-bumps going from my head to my toes with everything he did he’s truly amazing & never disappoints 🥺❤️
hey lol
The tapping sound on the lid 😍😍 OMG
Suggestion: a video only with different bottle cap sounds. That triggers me only by thinking about it.
His videos where he has his leather jacket on and you can hear his jacket gently crackle, gets me every time.
@@fiskenburg007 Yes! Love that too.
Fiskenburg 007 Zed Zombuy did that... I assume he is dead now since we have not seen him in forever
He made one years ago. Probably 10 different containers.
@@J.Bradley. Awesome, do you remember the name of the vid?
Dude, I don't know if you'll read this, but I just wanted to thank you for sharing all this kind of content that comes from your mind with all of us. I mean, than you for letting us be weatneses of the amazin creativity that you put on each video here.
You've made me realise more about myself without knowing it.
You puted me into a state of consiusnes by making me work on my anxiety.
This could only have been achieve while watching your videos, that more than once, made me feel better abouy myself juat before falling asleep.
Just, thank you man.
Ephemeral Rifts videos are creatively tingly!
I can only imagine his wife telling him to "just put the lid on already".
He deserves millions of subs he is so cool
Hes getting close :))
The noise the lid makes is amazing
He doesn’t like ranch because of the “sourness” but is the same person who be snacking on pickle chips and drinking pickle juice like it’s water 🤣
And the same person who sat and ate raw onions🤣🤣
When saying sour, hes meaning it as soured. Thats all yogurt is, soured milk.
pickles aint sour crack head
Salsa Casera - “Homemade Salsa” 😌
Oh... Casa ... Root word... Wow
I actually had to look it up and I speak spanish :P
Also: Salsa Verde “Green Salsa” lol
@Marcelo 2 a lot of people find new words they didn't know of everyday, you don't have to know every single word in a language to speak it
Mmmmmmmhhh eat chips you do
The lid sounds 🤤 Both tapping and cupping. I love blackhead and corn salsa, definitely white goat cheese, and anything hot and blended. And I thought I was the only one to hate ranch! I'm not alone!
Blackhead and corn???
It's nice they've all chosen to use the same standard size jars. I wish other products were like that
Cashier, " A lot of dips, having a party tonight? ER, nope there all for me"
Im liking the bright colours on uncle rift😊🤗
“Casera” means home style. Thanks for another great video!
I struggle with eating n your videos always help me feel comfortable about it n work up an appetite. Eating chips with u, thanks uncle e
Finally, something I can excel in & understand. Sometimes if I'm feeling crazy enough I will change up the chips.
Personally, I prefer salsa over traditional dips. But, for some odd reason, I don’t like chunky salsa. So pretty much any salsa that isn’t chunky I love. Hope you enjoyed the dips, they looked really good :)
I’m the same with dips
I'm the opposite, I love chunky salsas. Especially Pico de Gallo.
Do you make your own or buy?
Traditional salsas are the real deal mexican kind the besssssst
I typically just use whatever salsa I have at my house at the time, I don’t really have a favorite.
Ranch and spicy cheese dips are my go-to
This video made me cry, he looks and souds so much like my dad who died in a car crash
Oh no😔
Keep your head high🤍
Sorry for your loss keep your head high we’re here for you😔
dont care didn't ask
Hi. You’re Rick, Right? I'm Negan. Asshat
As soon as you touched those chips at 5:26, I got a full body shiver. That's the most physical reaction I've ever had to ASMR ...aaaand now I'm hungry. 😂
Salsa casera: homemade sauce
Salsa verde: green sauce
And I’m the Spanish person that writes in English kind of random comment you’ve not looking for
it's "you're" not "you've", other than that your english is fine
Tell me that’s not one of the most watery green salsas you’ve ever seen
RachiFam Nate what part of I don’t speak English you didn’t understand ☹️
Francisco Cigarroa all I saw was green water
@@mayu7694 They simply stated what you could improve on as constructive criticism; your English is great thus far, keep up the great work!
you clearly put effort into this but can I just say how much I appreciate you giving us chewing sounds without too many mouth sounds, if that even makes sense.
We could send this man to war and he'd do a "the gun man" ASMR and put everyone to sleep
Asmr tactical reload
Asmr firing supressed pistol
Asmr bombing
I put this dude on after drinking my morning coffee to get in a relaxed mood and I fell asleep before he started eating😂😂😂 WHAT A LEGEND
It doesnt matter what uncle rift makes ill watch it
I thought that was the case until I tried to watch his Anarchism video.
@@rorystfu I would’ve watched it if it was asmr
11:13 DAWN THIS SOUND IS SOOOOO GOOOOD
This makes me want to sleep and eat at the same time.
What I like about this man is that he is extremely delicate with things 😃
I don't think you have enough dip 😆
-dips-
@@paulcarmi8130 bruh
@@b2nny859 :D
@@paulcarmi8130 wanna be friends
@@b2nny859 friends? What are those
The second I saw the mission cheese, I thought of Zach Choi 😂
The voice of this guys always makes me fall alsleep
25:28 made me laugh... "no....i can't....that was enough...."
You can see he's trying to stop himself from dying
Love the video. You were wondering why the salsa verde was so watery.. lol you have to shake the jar so that the ingredients mix together. When canned food and jar food sit for long periods of time,, some of the contents sink to the bottom. So when u shake it,,, the product mixes and thickens up. Hope this helps
Uncle ER : Gets 2 dislikes.
His whole fanbase: I will shred this universe down to its last atom!
Thanks for the likes and comments guys ☺️
Gets 4😵
Gets 5 🔪🔪☠️
Gets 6 😵
We shall also tear that last atom down to its last proton/neutron
19 people are going to die 👀👀👄👀👀
It’s funny how in the last video he was talking about how he wasn’t going to eat McDonald’s Big Breakfast because of its health impact, yet he makes a video trying chip dips right after. Love the content like always!
I didn't even know there existed people who didn't like Ranch until now. I would have double dipped that stuff!
A fellow connosiuer of the ranch life.
Nice to see a fellow member.
I hate ranch make that 2, I once ate ranch because I wanted to try it and I wanted to throw up but I was kid at a buffet and in front of my family so I had to eat it
Notice how at the beginning of the video there is no table behind rift, I can just picture him in my head holding a plate of chips into thin air and then beginning to turn his torso to look at the camera. It brings a tear to my eye
Timestamps
0:00 - intro
6:45 - spinach dip
10:46 - avocado dip
13:38 - french onion dip
17:40 - nacho cheese dip
22:13 - ranch dip
26:25 - salsa verde?
32:37 - idk what kind of sauce
Btw I scrolled through the comments looking for timestamps and nothing popped up so I did it myself hope you like and have a good evening/afternoon/morning🙂
@@louisep9446 oof
Found my new favorite asmr-tist. You’re the man bro
I'm that weirdo that never gets sauces at Chick-fil-A and only had cheese dips on chips. This fascinates me.
These videos just makes me hungry but also give me tingles
My friends: "ASMR is weird."
Me: "it's not that weird."
Also me: "yeeeeessss mess with those chip ridges."
that spinach dip one sounds good. i’m probably going to go to bed dreaming and chips and dip
This.....
This man could be the next John Butler
My mom used to make really good red salsa, I would help them with the upkeep of there garden. Anything fresh from a garden is always great 👍
This was a good advertisement for chips and dip. My ass went and got a ton of both lol
I’ve been a fan for years since before he made those puzzle board game videos. Keep it up.
Salsa Casera refers to a homemade style salsa, and you actually pronounced it really good.
And salsas verdes are mainly made from green peppers like jalapeños and other things
It's green because it's made from tomatillos instead of tomatoes.
Mike Cleveland
And that
This is probably the only old comment I’ve made that I don’t regret, and I’m seriously planning on just making another account
If you store the dip container upside-down, the water will be on the bottom when you open it. A trick my mother taught me that I still use to this day.
Please tell me you are doing a time laps of your hair growth this time. That would be the bomb and get lots of views. bon appetit, and nice taps, tons of tingles.
Not the series we wanted but the series we needed
Harry & David pineapple salsa , a crowd pleaser at our house.
I like French union, medium salsa, and hillands southwest ranch dip! 😁
I’m a big fan of ranch. (especially on pizza)
Amazing relaxation.
Overwhelming hunger...
“Who doesn’t like cheese right” lactose intolerant people be like well I can’t
you can power through that if you really want to
@@vhills6689 yea but its hell
@@vhills6689 poo skwertz
you are watching a master at work.
Ah, Im back again in an uncle E video
HI MR POTATO LOVE FROM CHINA!!!
I am literally eating chips right now. The timing couldn't be better.
Me at 3am:
Same
Even if ASMR wasnt a part of this video I’d still watch it... its just entertaining to see him eat chips and review the dips
I kinda feel bad for you when you eat or try something you don’t like. When you tried the ranch dip I felt really sad. Hope you recovered!
ER talks about years like they are months. I’m beginning to believe this guys is immortal.
9:15 is when the eating starts! :)
His eating style and pace is so relaxing
I don't know about you, but my favorite dip is Belarusian Peanut Butter and Sausage Dip.
No. Yes!
Yes! No.
What is a sausage dip?
@@corneliatweetson0815 The
@@NoEntertainment okay what is the sausage Dip?
I can’t tell you how happy this guy makes me 🥺💕
Alternate Title: Your dad comes home from the gas station with chips and dips but whispers to not wake your (now divorced) mom
this seems mildly personal
@@fatherfisto no don't worry its not 😂
I love this dude even tho I don’t even watch eating vids he’s just a genuine guy who really helped me with my anxiety he’s like my safe spot