PB&J with Chips | ASMR
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- Опубликовано: 5 окт 2024
- I share with you modern apes' single greatest evolutionary achievement: The Peanut Butter and Jelly with Chips Sammich.
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Whenever ER starts a video with that damn look on his face I know we're in for some hilariously mischievous shit.
I had this exact thought lolol
Franchesca Whispers ASMR could be dead or alive wtf i cant find out anything and they wont let me post on reddit /asmr
@@Zacjd what
That's his face of a little trolling
@@Zacjd english please
It would honestly be kinda funny if he did The Sims ASMR and just talked for an hour in simlish
Its almost surprising that he hasn't (to my knowledge)
That’s just unintelligible whispering which he’s done for an hour
@@jakeg.1089 I think he'd do Simlish a little different
@@jakeg.1089 simish isn’t gibberish it’s actual words just search up like great big story sims it’s pretty cool
It's and actual language made by 2 people
Only ER has the skill to wordlessly communicate a hand, with a mind of it’s own, fearfully looking at its owner before continuing to wave to the audience
Am i high or this comment is really hard to read and could use some pontuation
It's like do I keep having or... :Er: yes that's enough.
@@end.olives it’s hard to read, but so is “Pontuation”
I was on phone and just typed it out fast. Just made sense in my head
Fax tho
0:01 “Good now. I hope you are doing well.”
43:37 DROP THAT FUCKIN' BEAT
DJ ER
THAT PART HAD ME SO HYPE FOR NO REASON LOOL
Got me crying xD
@DDrummer Lol he was talking about normal plain potato chips lol
Yeah waiting for the mixtape still...
He must have just got out the pool. That's when chip sandwiches hit the hardest.
How is this simultaneously unbelievably specific and extremely relatable?
@@trcar87 we all share the same deep rooted fever dreams of childhood 😂
Sammich*
@@BubblesMcNair Sand of Wich
@@evangault1392 which sand?
I’m getting tingles and he’s just waving at me
hmm yes
The magic of ER
Menacingly
yes this is what we call "fear"
That’s called visual tingles my man
Don’t worry rift, my Professor prescribed hand also does that.
So you see, that's where the tingles began....that smile....that damn smile.
Varg vikernes
Bingus
Get a fetus sandwich 🥪
Hannah baker
It is not power of his creation
When he said the chips go On ThE sAnDwItCh I felt that
Correction: “a-w-n; AWN the sammich”
Chips on the sand witch?
When he said “they fuck it up” I felt that lol
😂😂😂
@@SweatOnMNK I lost it when he said that because my name is Shawn
Mom: hey what did you do today?
Me: I watched a man for 51 minutes making a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with chips..
Did you mean… PoTaTo ChiPs?
@@travissloan5296 nah he meant woodchips
Time well spent
If it makes you feel better, I actually tried it.
*And I'm making another one tomorrow.*
@@gadd1111 agreed
0:00 “Smile and wave boys, just smile and wave” ~Skipper
First 15 seconds will haunt me my whole life.
He watches your soul terrified and just waves slowly
watch it at 0.25x speed for the best experience
Bro, for real haha
**goes close to mic**
**opens mouth**
me: good now
him: **backs away leaving us hanging**
Netflix: are you still watching?
Somebody's daughter: 32:39
Ah hhhheeeeeeeelllll nah
The awkwardly long wave and confused expression is really relatable tbh
@DDrummer okay??
@DDrummer lmfao do i just naturally look awkward or??? 😭
I think we should march to the beat of our own@DDrummer .
when the imposter is sus
@DDrummer when the intruder is suspicious
This recipe is really good. I made a few modifications when I tried it though. I didn't have any peanut butter, so I used nothing butter instead. I also didn't use grape jelly, I used milk. I personally like the ends of the bread, so I used two 8oz sirloins for the bread. I thought the doritos were an excellent choice of chips, but I wanted to go foreign for my chips. I opted for moose tracks ice cream for my chips.
Ahhh... a true pioneer testing the human limit
Ahh you did it again master this sounds absolutely astonishing 👨🏻👌🏻
It just kept getting better as you read lol
We do a little bit of trolling
I used to do this with cheez-its. Uncle E truly is a man of refined tastes.
I used to do the same thing but instead of chips or cheez its , i used dirty condoms or dirty tampons to increase the flavor , am i too a man of refined tastes ?
Same but with peanut butter and fluff
@@moneyman9295 Indeed you are a man of refined tastes.
@@moneyman9295 🤨wtf
@@calebmckoy8937 is making fun of « a man of refined tastes » American cuisine 🤮
Uncle E's whispering is truly the most relaxing thing ever
I second that
@@Crustovavs I third that
@@Samstar369 I guess that's opinionated cause I still find it really relaxing
48:47 This reminded me of his older videos where he used slow motion to elongate the sound of the trigger he was doing. Shoutout to the OGs of this channel.
43:35 certified hood classic
Your profile picture sucks
Bars
Your profile picture __cks!
Your profile picture rocks!
porfilil pictur uck
“A lot of people, they f*** it up!”
And that ladies and gentlemen, was the single funniest ER moment I’ve ever witnessed.
I’m surprised the Doritos had enough chip in the pack to fit on the sandwich
When I do this there’s usually enough for 2 sandwiches
Lol, yeah, they've really perfected selling bags of air with a few chips.
@@Phoenixdark1 they really have, we complain all the time about too much air in the bags while we grab a bag of chips
@@GreenFanBoy it's true, but the main reason I think there is so much air in packs of chips and ice cream is so that they don't break into pieces while delivered.
@@aleksandrsokolov5449 nope. It’s just deception
good morning ER! excited to watch this one. i love your eating videos!
I've seen you somewhere before
Love your channel!
Wussup
Everyone loves uncle E litteraly everyone
this mans an og glad to see newer big asmrtist watching him
0:33 - 0:50
When you want to say the answer, but the teacher interrupts you
I love that the next video in my recommendations is 'Corvus treats your upset stomach' 😂
1:36 I just realized how good looking rift really is.
You must be blind.
Either way he is a champion for eating raw onions
@@E1dra that’s a bit mean
I think he called him blind for just now realizing it
@@supdudeitsdev6453 he’s saying hes blind cus he didn’t realize it earlier 😭
The mad man decided to give his hand a mind if its it's own
Uncle E’s ‘good now’ never fails to make me smile!
Then his asmr sends me to sleep 🤣
Does anyone else realize that we turn our volume all the way up trusting the asmrtist not to scream: "AHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
LOL
Or if they have a megaphone
@@nineisalso6237 *Call Me Kevin flashbacks*
@@eternalbrogamer Call Me Kevin is more then just megaphone tingles, its also some great juggling of small metal balls!
*Jacksepticeye intensifies*
22:55 Assembly begins
32:40 Hotdog beheading
47:35 Eating the finished product
That hotdog bite got me like 🤨😧
I was falling asleep until 6:50. I started laughing and now I keep replaying it 😂
Best part he sounds genuinely pissed
That part woke me up out of a sound sleep when I heard that. I was like “did I hear that right?!?!?” 😂😂
first time i ever heard him say a curse word doe😭😭
43:40 brother started spitting bars
As I lie here listening to this, I'm struck by the realisation:
What strange life choices we ASMR fans have made 😄
Bro I swear I was about to start spittin something when he was sayin “potata chipz” over and over.. not bad
What’s even more terrifying than the chips on the sammich is the fact that this video isn’t in his “Experimental” playlist
why would it be? :P
This combo is actually pretty popular, at least in the US
This combo is actually pretty popular, at least in the US
This combo is actually pretty popular, at least in the US
@@hanialis7704 lol
Me: cool my diet is going quite well I finally stopped eating trash and candies
ER: good now
So, tell me about what happened in Nipton.
@@vm-_hunter6776 it was a slaughter
"The Chips Go on The Sammich - Ephemeral Rift The Remix"
“Potato Chips” just turned into a bop
21:25 i'm happy to hear that i'm not the only one that spreads my peanut butter with an M1 Garand
ER is just a master of being able to make everything uncomfortable or funny all the while having a complete straight face
The type of food I would eat as a 10 year old, so many good memories.
Should still eat
the chips go awn the sammich
44:24 the way jelly falls off😂
I’ve seen chips on ham and turkey, but NEVER on pb and J. Rift you are one of a kind
I do that all the time lol
Try Nutella and ham
Whenever we're having chilli and making our own burritos with it, I stick some tortilla chips in there, mmmm so good
@@aidanhathaway3776 nah, you need medicating.
@@MKibb my brother made it I’m safe
Even when the idea seems shallow or grasping at straws, E.R. always makes it interesting and new. He can *never* run out of ideas.
"This samich makes god mediocre." - ER, 2021
Can someone timestamp that
48:42
@@rattlock9097 thank you 🙏
Im stealing this phrase for forever lmaooo
God*
Laughed a little when talking about foreigners and their chips and then head bobbed when he was saying potato chips started to sound like a beat. lol
I think he wants to tell us that the chips go OWN the sandwich 😅
Chips, go own the sandwich. I believe in you. You can do it.
This is an imperative statement.
AWN the sammich
@@Michael4Times the sandwich had no choice but to be submitted by the chips cartel
Really what makes you think that
First time I’ve heard ER curse and it was due to his passion for a classic PB&J with chips ON the sandwich. :)
6:47
Totally justified
43:16 I need this as a full song
Before clicking this video I had an intuition that ER would be a grape jelly person, and lo and behold...
Such an underrated combo.
Fr plus it almost took him an hour to make it now that’s an underrated combo with love
0:00 "just smile and wave rift, smile and wave." 😂
Only Ephemeral Rift can spend literally 51 minutes making a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with chips
i've always loved sticking whatever crunchies i can into pbj's
You were waving for so long that I felt prompted to wave back
That "chips go on the sammich" bit reminded me so much of softlygaloshes' "the most tingles you'll ever have" videos. Absolutely wonderful.
32:46 ER trying really hard not to give the trolls ammunition... lmao who bites a hot dog like that?
>he doesn’t roleplay as Alien (1979) whilst eating
lmao he Xenomorph'd that sosig
To be honest, iv never had chips on sammich, to the store we go!
Ranch Doritos are bangin in a bologna and cheese 🧀
Cheetos in a PB & J
How was it? Lol
All dressed and tuna
@@LaidBackLora that sounds so good
When you find a recipe online and realize you have all the ingredients at home
The start is the face of a man that just slightly unscrewed his neighbour’s car wheels and watches him drive off to work in the morning. Beautiful.
This is bringing back PTSD when my dad put Fritos and Doritos in his sandwiches
Tell your dad that's fuckin sick and I will now try Fritos in my sandwich
@@coinisinorbit I second this
The very beginning is just him shitposting and i love it, hes such a troll in the most endearing way possible.
The intro made me awkwardly uncomfortable
As a non-native English speaker I was expecting French fries for 33 minutes.
Lol
Lol
As a non-American person, who haven't ever tried PB&J till yesterday - guys, this shit with doritos chips is fucking delicious.
Ok guys, I made a mistake.
I ate 3 before going to bed... and before I fell asleep I thought, that I'm dying - my stomach felt like it was going to explode. Se ye, 2 before bed is the safe number!
Welcome to the club
One of the reasons (of many) why I love him, is he doesn’t throw 3 ads in every video that literally wake me up
What kind of psychopath takes a bite of THAT corner first😭
ER: beat-boxes about chips
Me : beat-boxes about cookies
@Greggz I say what must be said......... sometimes
but I've got to love the way he just lowers his hand with other one in the intro (that is, to say, he only has two hands)
The video just started and i already know its gonna be a great one
17:02 - 17:42 is me making this same sandwich in the middle of the nite when everyone's asleep
the whole preparation process in this video is, but this part hits bc that's literally what my hungry gremlin hands look like 😂
Ah yes, PB&J with Chips. The peak of ASMR.
that long pause at the beginning when you hold off from speaking is amazing
I really wanted to listen to this one but don’t want to get hungry while asleep 😭
I personally use a spoon to spread my jelly as it is easier for me to cover the slices, the american cheese knife has never really worked for me.
as an American I feel enlightened that sounds so much easier why have I been using those stupid knives
and people in east been doing that from time immemorial
6:51 I have never heard Uncle E swear before.. this is amazing
You must be new here.
Watch his podcast episodes he swears on those sometimes
I love how he's trying not to laugh through the beginning. 😂🤣
I think one of the things I like and respect about Ephemeral Rift is that whenever he does these eating videos and he uses either the healthier or natural versions of food, he's not in your face about it like others. It's not like he goes "I only eat things natural or healthy" like a snob, but more like "Oh...this just happens to be natural. It's what I prefer." Ya know?
watched this while eating pb&j with chips. been doing it since a kid. pops showed me
italian bread btw kinda weird for a sandwich maybe but this brand is local and it’s super good
@@JK-pe6if way to reply to your own comment that no one but me will see.
@@DominoFreakShow I saw it
@@ethanreichard4658 well aren't you special.
@@DominoFreakShow Me too.
It took almost 6 minutes to say the chips go on the sandwich 😭😭
ER is the Wonder Ball of ASMR
The beginning was like a RUclips Poop edit of uncle E
Ah, yes. Socially awkward ASMR, my favorite. Mainly because I can relate to it in a personal level.
Damn need a hug? We’re all in this anxiety ridden world together
That's not the video title; CLEARLY, we're watching PB&J with Chips Sandwich ASMR, one of my personal favorites.
cringe
@@zeexzr you literally use bingus for clicks
@@omarice3640 hey don't you talk about Bingus like that 🤬
It’s amazing that humans react to sounds like this in ASMR
Shit add a piece of salami and that’s basically a charcuterie board in a sandwhich. Meat, Cheese, Nuts, with some berries (jelly). You have reached snack time enlightenment. You’ve broken the 4th wall
the 4th wall of what?
The intro made me thinking this would be "Staying still and just breathing ASMR"
wow the intro was amazing! please do more like this one
It was sooooooo annoyingly good xD
The sandwich is so god like that it can even slow time when he bites
I don't know when I'm supposed to stop repeating after him
Never
I know this is supposed to be one of his “mischievous” videos like with the Kit Kat. But next time you make a sandwich, throw whatever chips you would be having in the side on the sandwich as well. The crunch and flavor they add to the sandwich is way better as part of it rather than just on the side
I live for his "Good now"
what about his "splentasticly"?
@@wolfyboy that also sounds great
You baited me 4 times in 50 seconds
IKR! That intro was such a ER move lmao
It's lunchtime around here and it looks like I'm going to have company!
I'm genuinely concerned that if I tried PB&J with chips that I'd like it more.
You would for sure
@@dreamingdarkrai9010 I did, and I did.
@@user-vm5iu4bm8k excellent
"This sammich makes God mediocre."
-ER 2021
Him : makes a PB&J
Me: 4:00AM in the kitchen making a PB&J with chips after watching this video
I have a feeling that this is what Dave eats for lunch everyday
Who is Dave?
ER's name is Paul.
@@SniperGuy430 Deep One Dave
@@sheev15yearsago81 who is that
@@SniperGuy430 one of his characters
@Sheev Palpatine So do you
Love waking up in the morning to butter my toast with my shank.
I’m from Michigan where we have “better made chips” i always put the original on mine idk about nacho cheese Doritos but to each their own!!
I loved how he leaned in as if he’s going to say something but just goes away again