You're Old If You Sound Like This. Ross Bennett - Full Special

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  • Опубликовано: 4 сен 2024

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  • @marys1534
    @marys1534 3 года назад +639

    The hair..the handkerchief..the expressions..he doesn't just tell funny jokes, he is hilarious all around!!

  • @CommentingTheTruth
    @CommentingTheTruth 3 года назад +137

    His delivery is unbelievable! What a talent!

    • @mayneubauer8008
      @mayneubauer8008 Год назад +5

      AT 92 YRS. for me, he hit my funny bone . Good material!

  • @lots3799
    @lots3799 4 года назад +314

    I'm 65. I'm definitely there. I made noise when I laid down on the couch to watch this on my phone.

    • @softlightlaboratory
      @softlightlaboratory 4 года назад +13

      That cool man can't wait I'm 24

    • @scruffy6151
      @scruffy6151 4 года назад +15

      @@softlightlaboratory i am 64 it will happen faster than you think lol.

    • @lots3799
      @lots3799 4 года назад +19

      @@softlightlaboratory My Harley is older than you!! Enjoy your youth while you can!!

    • @gr8guitarplayer
      @gr8guitarplayer 4 года назад +26

      Ever pull a muscle while SLEEPING? You wake up with some new, strange, where-the-hell-did-this-come-from pain, from SLEEPING! Yeah, gettin old is fun.

    • @scruffy6151
      @scruffy6151 4 года назад +8

      @@gr8guitarplayer more than once lol.

  • @lindaj171
    @lindaj171 3 года назад +322

    I wasn't planning on watching a 40 minute comedy routine this morning but I stumbled upon this and couldn't stop laughing . . . 😅😂🤣

  • @michaelcapps4758
    @michaelcapps4758 4 года назад +536

    I’m 24, and relate 100% hearing this I’m realizing I was raised on values of an old generation. I like that

    • @justasoulsbronamedyams4799
      @justasoulsbronamedyams4799 4 года назад +3

      No u dont

    • @michellesmith2420
      @michellesmith2420 4 года назад +15

      Michael Capps Good for you ❤️🇺🇸

    • @michellesmith2420
      @michellesmith2420 4 года назад +13

      just a souls bro named yams You don't appreciate your ancestors

    • @robsmith5526
      @robsmith5526 4 года назад +23

      Its a small club we are in as far as I know. Pretty cool to see someone else express this.

    • @plutoplatters
      @plutoplatters 3 года назад +6

      don't worry ...in about 8 seconds you'll be making noises too. ... seems impossible to imagine now.... i know

  • @annasmith1875
    @annasmith1875 3 года назад +73

    Absolutely great...I'm 72 and granddaughter 21..we both relate to him and I say when we can't talk or laugh anymore in life then we are brain dead! We all need to be able to laugh..gives us good wrinkles as we age!!! Enough sadness in this world...need more people like him to brighten the day!

  • @MATRIX1212able
    @MATRIX1212able 4 года назад +500

    I'm 55 and I made a noise sitting up in the chair to leave this comment! Great show Ross the hardest I've laughed in a long time!! Now let me go throw away my chapstick!! LOL

    • @scruffy6151
      @scruffy6151 4 года назад +10

      Lol.

    • @lisathompson7335
      @lisathompson7335 3 года назад +7

      LOL!

    • @BambiKushtheSmutPeddler
      @BambiKushtheSmutPeddler 3 года назад +13

      I can literally hear that noise in my mind and I love it

    • @rmarsden8485
      @rmarsden8485 3 года назад +8

      ...in this case with the Chapstick there is only one WRONG one but why risk it???!!!

    • @YukiTheOkami
      @YukiTheOkami 3 года назад +13

      i am 26 and i doo that when i sat to long at the desk and i am stiff everywhere

  • @benh6452
    @benh6452 3 года назад +95

    His voice.. His face.. The whole comic package

  • @collectagirl8238
    @collectagirl8238 4 года назад +200

    Honestly I was so depressed and agonized by chronic pain..and he cheered me up.. THANK U

    • @aleahaleaha2593
      @aleahaleaha2593 4 года назад +17

      Collecta Girl I hope you’re feeling better. Sorry you’re hurting.

    • @sharonspencer2312
      @sharonspencer2312 2 года назад +9

      U might try going off 4 nightshade vegetables 4 21days: potatoes, eggplant, tomatoes, & chilies & peppers! This sounds outlandish, but on 21st day I woke up pain free, ate potatoes the next day & woke up in pain again! They inflame arthritis!

    • @ds3333
      @ds3333 2 года назад +5

      @@sharonspencer2312 and go off of soda too. Regular and diet.

    • @graceperiod5352
      @graceperiod5352 2 года назад +6

      Laughter doing good like medicine. (No vaccine) lol

    • @jennawildah6514
      @jennawildah6514 Год назад +3

      Same. (💪 surgery). Tears of laughter through PT...terrific change of pace🙆‍♀️. Hope you are happy & healthy now😊

  • @bopeep5662
    @bopeep5662 3 года назад +124

    How did I never see or hear of Ross Bennett before now. He is hysterical.

  • @enochgoodfellow8972
    @enochgoodfellow8972 4 года назад +203

    34:13 That groan of disappointment when the audience thinks it's over has to make him feel good

  • @tonywood6163
    @tonywood6163 2 года назад +77

    I have never seen Ross before but I haven't laughed so hard in ages. Fantastic

  • @queencarter3048
    @queencarter3048 3 года назад +184

    Omg i cant believe this man is not more known. Absolutely hysterical! Laughed during the entire set!

  • @unleashed4690
    @unleashed4690 3 года назад +143

    I don't know if I find him funny because I'm starting to relate to his material, or because he has such a great delivery, but I'd really like to see him do more. Very enjoyable.

    • @sister1828
      @sister1828 Год назад +10

      Above all,clean and totally
      Hilarious 😄 You Sir Shine! You are The ⭐ star . I can relate and clean with no vulgar or
      Lower class that think swearing is cute, it's awful
      And you do not take God's
      Name in vain so I can laugh right through! You could have your own Comedy place! you sir have no competition! Will keep watching you!

    • @KathyHussey063
      @KathyHussey063 Год назад +5

      He was very very funny for me too, I'm 62 & I was cracking up the whole show. His timing is the thing that's 'chef's kiss' perfect. He puts the right pauses in at exactly the right moment, allows the short few seconds for a joke to register or he pauses right before 1 of his funny observations. and This is the thing so many comedians never get right, it doesn't come natural to them. So much can be said, inferred or suggested by using well placed pauses that are.just long enough to be effective.

  • @frankkos6476
    @frankkos6476 4 года назад +365

    20 year warranty...this going to be my death bed.
    My favorite joke.

    • @karentucker2161
      @karentucker2161 3 года назад +7

      That was a good one

    • @szqsk8
      @szqsk8 3 года назад +17

      I'm 62 and I'm looking for a new bed, this gave me something to think about.

    • @JJStetson
      @JJStetson 3 года назад +12

      @@szqsk8
      Pillow top!

    • @szqsk8
      @szqsk8 3 года назад +3

      😝😝

    • @rcastle8993
      @rcastle8993 2 года назад +2

      @@JJStetson just bagged 60! Im gna go for the pillow top since he put it that way! 😱 gets that sums it up..lol!😂😂😂😂

  • @darinbauman7762
    @darinbauman7762 2 года назад +81

    I laughed out loud in my living room all by myself! He is hilarious!

    • @geraldsmith7240
      @geraldsmith7240 Год назад +5

      Me To… Brilliant Guy‼️

    • @Ainaes-Feline
      @Ainaes-Feline 5 месяцев назад

      Uhmmm, it’s what I do all the time…just laughing by myself..my cats just don’t share my sense of humour.

  • @googleedood9721
    @googleedood9721 4 года назад +491

    I clicked because he looked funny.
    i stayed because he WAS funny!!

  • @mattnobrega6621
    @mattnobrega6621 Год назад +79

    He must be a real hoot during family gatherings or holidays 🤣

  • @Kaydee1245
    @Kaydee1245 3 года назад +114

    This Guy is something special. He is worth every second listening to him. ♡

  • @sister1828
    @sister1828 Год назад +29

    He is so hilarious 😂 is there a teacher of comedy? That's Mr. Bennett! So down to earth and relatable, Can't get enough of him! Thank you
    so much.

  • @mkm6458
    @mkm6458 4 года назад +299

    I love this guy 💕. "I'm from a small town on the outskirts of a Walmart."

    • @plutoplatters
      @plutoplatters 3 года назад +1

      ha.....lolllllllllllll it's called a VAN !!

    • @billmers3219
      @billmers3219 3 года назад +8

      This guy lives about 45 minutes away from me. I personally don't know him however, I like to ride down to Hornell to a place called The Country Kitchen, awesome restaurant! Hornell is a very beautiful area in New York state

    • @mkm6458
      @mkm6458 3 года назад +6

      @@billmers3219 I'm in the Adirondacks, that restaurant sounds good that you mentioned.

    • @billmers3219
      @billmers3219 3 года назад +1

      @@mkm6458 awesome! Love the Adirondacks, go up there every year on MC. Love the Swiss kitchen in Tupper Lake. Even got to know some of the people👍.
      would love to move to the Adirondacks. I'm a Bigfoot believer , lots of Bigfoots up there😉. What area ya from?

    • @mkm6458
      @mkm6458 3 года назад +3

      @@billmers3219 Lake Placid. Small village. I'm from California, Cold is a new experience. ❄️

  • @fredcline8228
    @fredcline8228 3 года назад +43

    I wish this guy had his own sitcom.

  • @littleangel309steiman.7
    @littleangel309steiman.7 4 года назад +173

    Dear lord HELP me...i have NEVER laughed so hard tthat I was crying. This year (2020) has been an unprecedented year of sorrow for our world....and this WONDEFUL man was able to make me forget all that we are going through with his gift.

    • @littleangel309steiman.7
      @littleangel309steiman.7 3 года назад +10

      @MzARavenLunatic Why, thank you. Best wishes back to you..we all have to stay lauughing and we will get through this.😂

    • @juliemc9947
      @juliemc9947 3 года назад +7

      Here here I’m 50 in just over a month n need diazepam to take life 🤣💟☀️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿colonoscopy OMG ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️when your done with the chapstick 🌈🌎🌕🥔🍾🥂💜

    • @nordicpink
      @nordicpink 3 года назад +4

      Amén to that!!!

    • @lowlandgorrlia3p942
      @lowlandgorrlia3p942 2 года назад +1

      You have one to may Ts in that btw

    • @littleangel309steiman.7
      @littleangel309steiman.7 2 года назад +3

      @@lowlandgorrlia3p942 thanks 4 letting me know. Its called palsy neurological cant control

  • @filipesaz
    @filipesaz 2 года назад +22

    How is this guy not a Hollywood star or something?! This is next-level stand-up. I can definitely picture him as the star of some well-known, academy awarded, movie.

    • @Xaforn
      @Xaforn 15 дней назад

      Independent is always better

  • @JohmathanBSwift
    @JohmathanBSwift 4 года назад +392

    That's what comedies all about.
    Best comedian upload yet from The Dry Bar.
    Man that's a great routine .
    Excellent delivery.

    • @barrettbrown8705
      @barrettbrown8705 3 года назад +8

      Watch the funniest police officer on Dry Bar.

    • @cecemeyers5998
      @cecemeyers5998 3 года назад +13

      And everyone is so jealous of his hair!!

    • @JohmathanBSwift
      @JohmathanBSwift 3 года назад +3

      @@cecemeyers5998 ok

    • @rjmwilliams1659
      @rjmwilliams1659 2 года назад +6

      I truly love these, Ross Bennet is the man of the Hour and I truly appreciate your humor, the delivery, the expressive clarification, I thoroughly ENJOYED this special "DRY BAR' Long life you're a treasure, Ross!

    • @ssj2camaro21
      @ssj2camaro21 Год назад +4

      Brad Upton

  • @carlawellbaum9698
    @carlawellbaum9698 3 года назад +17

    I thought I'd seen all my favorites on Dry Bar until Ross Bennett. He had me doubled over with the wrestle/gospel-mania t.v. moment with his grandma. The best comedians are those who turn their real-life stories into entertainment.

  • @TruckTaxiMoveIt
    @TruckTaxiMoveIt 3 года назад +125

    Absolutely love when a talented individual does their homework to make there art exceptional

    • @dsb7925
      @dsb7925 2 года назад +1

      Well observed🤗

    • @brucelarsen6650
      @brucelarsen6650 2 года назад +1

      As for myself, I'm just glad he didn't mention that Mentholated Chapstick will make you feel like you just smoked a Newport with with your butt.
      (A Class of '72 tip 'o the hat, dear Mr. Bennett!. Great stuff!)

  • @no_handle_required
    @no_handle_required Год назад +89

    this dude is 100% funny

    • @godbluffvdgg
      @godbluffvdgg Год назад

      You must have carried the zeros...He's barely ONE PERCENT funny.

    • @williamhofmans3763
      @williamhofmans3763 Год назад

      @@godbluffvdgg you're so funny!

    • @M1N1Girl007
      @M1N1Girl007 9 месяцев назад

      ​@@godbluffvdgg3 million views say otherwise

    • @godbluffvdgg
      @godbluffvdgg 9 месяцев назад

      @@M1N1Girl007 It's not hard to find that many idiots in this world... That doesn't make him funny, it makes THEM stupid.

  • @Echoes317
    @Echoes317 4 года назад +89

    Clean comedy...I can watch this all day.... That Gospel Wrestling joke was gold...

    • @globetrekker86
      @globetrekker86 4 года назад +2

      @Michael Williams: Ross should host Gospel Wrestling, after Shinsuke Nakamura’s entrance music

    • @Echoes317
      @Echoes317 4 года назад +3

      @@globetrekker86 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • @laurapetersonwhats3252
    @laurapetersonwhats3252 Год назад +20

    This guy is so dang funny, he makes my sides hurt from laughing so hard and so much. Give him his own television show. He can make the laugh every time. His family is funny also.

  • @ScottieD813
    @ScottieD813 4 года назад +258

    This guy's good! One good one after another

    • @SargeWolf010
      @SargeWolf010 4 года назад +8

      Agreed

    • @dervon9526
      @dervon9526 4 года назад +4

      I hate how Americans are so crazy about dogs , they ruined that mans joke cause they were concerned about a fake dog turnt to ashes

    • @marirose756
      @marirose756 4 года назад +3

      That Guy wow...settle down sally. no need to be so serious.

    • @ScottieD813
      @ScottieD813 4 года назад +4

      @@marirose756 they obviously don't know that Provo is in a very religious part of the country, so the visuals they got from such a story might have been a little much. They loved his set though, at least I could tell

    • @dervon9526
      @dervon9526 4 года назад +1

      Scottie D Provo?

  • @dyanegelston6502
    @dyanegelston6502 3 года назад +32

    I found Dry Bar. A couple months ago. I love the clean humor. I laugh till I pee my pants! Im a fan of Dry Bar.

  • @pthelynese
    @pthelynese 4 года назад +440

    This guy is underrated! The wrestling gospel bit was awesome

    • @maxi-me
      @maxi-me 4 года назад +8

      Pretty sure he's never actually been rated but should be high when it happens

    • @helixfalks
      @helixfalks 4 года назад +8

      it was the flying saucer that had me rolling XD

    • @themoviedealers
      @themoviedealers 3 года назад +3

      Quality bit.

    • @5orgen51
      @5orgen51 3 года назад +5

      That was the big joke he did too early lol

    • @brigittebitta8853
      @brigittebitta8853 3 года назад +3

      It was insane 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @DaveO-te1iv
    @DaveO-te1iv 3 года назад +21

    I've seen some really good comics on the Dry Bar Comedy channel, but Ross is the best. There is NO filler in this act. This act was right up there with the best I've ever seen (and just to qualify that, I'm old enough to relate to his closing bit).

    • @sister1828
      @sister1828 Год назад +1

      I just found dry bar, Ross is the funniest yet,I laughed so much I had tears and trying in between to catch my breath. I had a flying sorcer I hope to see him with more stuff I would buy all his comedy! I love laughter Good medicine in times like this. Healing, Yes!

  • @JustOneAsbesto
    @JustOneAsbesto 4 года назад +284

    The audience's reaction when he lets them know he's closing up says a LOT.

    • @AltusArbor
      @AltusArbor 4 года назад +62

      I watch a lot of comedy, and I've never heard the audience be audibly disappointed that it was coming to an end soon. This guy is funny.

    • @JustOneAsbesto
      @JustOneAsbesto 4 года назад +44

      @@AltusArbor Yeah, I've been watching comedy for about 30 years... I've never seen an audience respond like that. He did a special thing.

    • @TruckTaxiMoveIt
      @TruckTaxiMoveIt 3 года назад +14

      If children were there they would cry

  • @corablue5569
    @corablue5569 3 года назад +29

    Omg! This guy is brilliant…and the very best kind of “speaker of the truth”!

  • @sutownsend-kasmiskie3091
    @sutownsend-kasmiskie3091 4 года назад +230

    His facial expressions are the best!!😜😜😜

  • @gaylestephenson9847
    @gaylestephenson9847 3 года назад +12

    Pure Genius!! I have Never heard a better comedy set- Seriously, Ever. I am 75 years old. You are so amazing, I am flabbergasted at your skills of delivery. You completely took me into every scene . My face hurts from laughing, your memories are so wonderfully acted out; you are a true genius. It brought me back to my very dysfunctional childhood and the awful things parents thought were good for kids which are hilarious now. I wait hopefully to see my parents again one day, as nutty as they both were. You are the Very Best and smartest and most accomplished Comedian today. I will keep up with you and will watch this routine again and again. I cannot imagine any comedian's performance being any better than this. Your continuous movements, facial expressions, mood changes, speech changes, timing, wording, subject matter, and so many details are beyond remarkable and all excellent. Thank you so much for your great effort and for sharing your amazing talents! I absolutely loved every minute of your show! This audience is way too small for your stellar acting abilities! Thank you, thank you.

  • @elichastain908
    @elichastain908 4 года назад +251

    I’ve watched this whole special on the dry bar app several times and I still love it! Even tipped him, it’s so good.

    • @stsk7
      @stsk7 3 года назад +18

      I'll tip him too thanks for the idea

    • @janparker3843
      @janparker3843 3 года назад +22

      I did NOT know that was possible. always watched on youtube. Going to move to the Dry Bar app! so I can tip my favs...Ross Bennett is definitely one of the best!

    • @stariadreamtea
      @stariadreamtea 2 года назад +11

      Dry Bar APP!!! Woah I didn't know that was a thing!

    • @seasonedbeefs
      @seasonedbeefs 2 года назад

      Na

    • @goldsteinism
      @goldsteinism Год назад

      THERES A DRYBAR APP? 😍

  • @glasshalffull4061
    @glasshalffull4061 3 года назад +36

    "When you're done with the Chapstick...."
    I'm DEAD!!! 😂🤣😂🤣😂

  • @gr8guitarplayer
    @gr8guitarplayer 4 года назад +500

    I've watched several of these Dry Bar comedians (it's nice to see comedy that's 'clean' for a change, isn't it? Proves you don't have to talk all night about vulgar sex to get laughs...), and they've all been good, but this guy was great!

    • @TruckTaxiMoveIt
      @TruckTaxiMoveIt 3 года назад +16

      Absolutely

    • @karentucker2161
      @karentucker2161 3 года назад +24

      Definitely. Vulgar is such a turn off to me.

    • @chaoticcruelty3998
      @chaoticcruelty3998 3 года назад +25

      I like that fact that most of these guys leave race out of their jokes as well.

    • @formerlyarandompropernameb9327
      @formerlyarandompropernameb9327 3 года назад +14

      Yes they’ve really all been exceptional; I love it.

    • @JenniferSmith-rj6tv
      @JenniferSmith-rj6tv 3 года назад +15

      I’m in full agreement! He’s one of the best. They are all good and I’ve enjoyed and laughed at all of them I’ve seen so far. But this guy is a cut above! He is just plain ol’ awesome!

  • @h-deck
    @h-deck Год назад +6

    The guy is fantastic. I put him up there with the top 3-4 best ever on Dry Bar.

  • @robtwoeyehead1027
    @robtwoeyehead1027 4 года назад +321

    Quality comedian with great original material, really enjoyed that, thanks

  • @F8Tributo
    @F8Tributo 11 месяцев назад +13

    Most original material I've heard in several decades! Hilarious!

  • @biteyalmighty7874
    @biteyalmighty7874 3 года назад +29

    34:12
    I was just as heartbroken as the audience.
    This genius bluffed and kept the show going.
    By far my favorite Dry Bar special. You're a legend, Ross.

  • @danknfrshtv
    @danknfrshtv 2 года назад +19

    I think this rates as my favourite Dry Bar set yet. God bless this channel for keeping me sane in lockdown!

  • @DavZell
    @DavZell 4 года назад +55

    I keep seeing/hearing bits of Don Knotts in him.
    He’s a great performer!

    • @heatherh.2332
      @heatherh.2332 3 года назад +3

      Egg actly! Its his quirky movements!!

    • @sethw997
      @sethw997 2 года назад +2

      Idk. There's a little Kramer in him.... maybe its the hair

  • @deborahsimmonds653
    @deborahsimmonds653 2 года назад +2

    What a wonderful day. I started my day at 5am in the first blizzard/snowstorm of the season. It is absolutely beautiful and I can't get to work so came back in and found this. What a gr8 day. Praise God for such beauty and laughter

  • @sizier
    @sizier 4 года назад +157

    This comedian makes me feel like Harold Ramis and Rick Moranis fused together and were given the energy of Jerry Lewis. I like it.

    • @steveheggem5822
      @steveheggem5822 4 года назад +3

      I see some Lewis Black in there

    • @kevinbishop1736
      @kevinbishop1736 4 года назад +1

      Also Seth Rogen.

    • @globetrekker86
      @globetrekker86 4 года назад +1

      He combines Harold Ramis, Jerry Lewis, and Rick Moranis with a dash of Chris Farley (Ross’ inflections during the tobogganing bit). Plus, he looks like Harry Caray

    • @globetrekker86
      @globetrekker86 4 года назад +2

      Steve Heggem , Ross seems like a PG-rated Lewis Black

    • @steveheggem5822
      @steveheggem5822 4 года назад +1

      @@globetrekker86 Yep, couldn't agree more ... Provo Guidance-rated

  • @appull
    @appull 3 года назад +32

    3 things
    1. absolutely hilarious, that wrestling gospel bit is an amazing show of dedication and practice.
    2. i'm 26 but i will remember the chapstick advice for my entire life

    • @tinkerstrade3553
      @tinkerstrade3553 2 года назад +3

      Okay, I know this is a year old, but I'll play the game. I assume number three, which you never listed, is : "The first time I make a noise doing something, I'm getting on the phone for a colonoscopy appointment."

  • @bryantronan4480
    @bryantronan4480 4 года назад +121

    That first grunt is his stamina depleting, the sigh is it refilling

  • @tomasiturralde4705
    @tomasiturralde4705 3 года назад +42

    This guy is amazing ,what a natural 👏 wow! A moment of respite in this difficult time we're all in. Thank you Ross Bennett

  • @frankierzucekjr
    @frankierzucekjr 4 года назад +47

    He is one of my favorites. I hope to see more of his stuff. Hilarious and original.

  • @AmyInArizona
    @AmyInArizona 9 месяцев назад +5

    Ross Bennett is the funniest comedian I’ve ever heard 🤩 I’ve never laughed so much or so hard before!

  • @HeavnzMiHome
    @HeavnzMiHome 4 года назад +92

    I laughed so hard that I was crying.

    • @faith5563
      @faith5563 3 года назад +3

      I was coughing & wheezing from laughing so often

  • @scotttucker5306
    @scotttucker5306 3 года назад +26

    This guy is KILLIN' ME! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
    I can TOTALLY relate! 😂

  • @kittymellow5864
    @kittymellow5864 4 года назад +104

    One of my favorite specials... and I’m only 17. There’s something wrong with me. His voice through these jokes is just perfect though.

    • @Chiramisudo
      @Chiramisudo 4 года назад +7

      There's nothing wrong with you, haha. He's amazing!! 🤣

    • @zigzag7194
      @zigzag7194 4 года назад +5

      Nothing wrong with you at all mate.
      🇬🇧 England

    • @HeavnzMiHome
      @HeavnzMiHome 3 года назад +2

      Nothing wrong with you. It’s rare to find such a funny comedian.

    • @coryd2668
      @coryd2668 3 года назад +1

      He’s full of character and punch! Who wouldn’t love him? Funny as all get out!!

    • @jayg1438
      @jayg1438 3 года назад +1

      think of it as having a funny grandpa you adore!

  • @tj-ez2jq
    @tj-ez2jq 2 года назад +4

    THE FINEST COMEDY ROUTINE in the WORLD TODAY. SERIOUSLY.

  • @josiahjunkin8884
    @josiahjunkin8884 3 года назад +22

    I'm 21 and this is one of the best routines I've heard in a while! Quality stuff

  • @davidleigh443
    @davidleigh443 2 года назад +11

    My god, Ross Bennett is the funniest comedian, from beginning to end, I have seen in many years!

  • @samanthacharlton4123
    @samanthacharlton4123 4 года назад +15

    Something I never like about most comedians (and I love comedy)is their lack of flow for transitions. All those years of public school beating us over with essay writing has done a number on me. This man was virtually flawless in my opinion!
    Thank you, kind sir! And thank you, Dry Bar 👍👍

    • @pamirbadakhshan9934
      @pamirbadakhshan9934 3 года назад

      I hate essay especially as ESL ., Obviously he went to a different type of public school than modern

    • @citytrees1752
      @citytrees1752 3 года назад +2

      Essay writing did not damage you. The art of conversation and story telling are what have been lost and this guy has it.

  • @joserojo6873
    @joserojo6873 Год назад +5

    If and when I grow old, I wanna be this guy and preach at The Professional Gospel Wrestling Hour.

  • @brenna960
    @brenna960 4 года назад +42

    One of the best comedians I’ve heard!

  • @lanitawolfe1003
    @lanitawolfe1003 3 года назад +13

    Ross Bennett, you are, hands down, the funniest comedian I’ve ever heard!!!

  • @Kei-Kei
    @Kei-Kei 3 года назад +41

    He’s friggin adorable 🤣

    • @tomhull1276
      @tomhull1276 5 месяцев назад

      Ross was a car dealer in the Hornell area. Don't know if he started it or if it was a family thing.

  • @deborahsimmonds653
    @deborahsimmonds653 2 года назад +17

    Omg, his winter jokes are spot on. I'm 59 and can totally relate. I couldn't stop laughing.

  • @coffeeinthenebula
    @coffeeinthenebula 4 года назад +66

    This guy was hilarious!

  • @baxtercol
    @baxtercol Год назад +2

    Thank you, your Dad and your family for your service.

  • @selfishstockton6123
    @selfishstockton6123 4 года назад +134

    As a Walmart employee, his jokes about Walmart are spot on

    • @bonnieterman4342
      @bonnieterman4342 Год назад

      I'm a Walmart associate as well ‼️ This totally cracked me up ‼️

  • @dragonfly961
    @dragonfly961 2 года назад +10

    Omg this guy was hilarious. I had tears squeezing out my eyes.

  • @globetrekker86
    @globetrekker86 4 года назад +94

    “Apparently, George Washington was a transvestite” 🤣🤣🤣

    • @quest4adventure495
      @quest4adventure495 3 года назад +3

      Had me spitting coffee

    • @globetrekker86
      @globetrekker86 3 года назад +7

      Ross’ comment about making noises, while doing nothing, reminds me of Dana Carvey’s: “I love getting older. You get hurt doin’ nothin’, man!
      - ‘My back!’
      -‘What happened?’
      -‘I took a nap!’ “

    • @TruckTaxiMoveIt
      @TruckTaxiMoveIt 3 года назад +1

      Stay out of Canada

    • @globetrekker86
      @globetrekker86 3 года назад +3

      @@TruckTaxiMoveIt You’re right: Canada’s too cold now, anyway

    • @faith5563
      @faith5563 3 года назад +2

      @@globetrekker86 And Trudeau is there

  • @foxpointepublishingllp4243
    @foxpointepublishingllp4243 2 года назад +14

    Ross is one of my favorites. Way back when, my company (at the time) had the pleasure of working with him to create demo tapes of his performances to be sent out for booking future gigs. I wish I knew where that footage was - he had a great bit in there about baby kangaroos. I still laugh at that story decades later. My kids grew up watching that demo reel and think he's fabulous, too.

    • @sister1828
      @sister1828 Год назад +1

      Don't leave us we want more Mr, Bennett.. laughter is truly. Medicine
      And. We love 💕 you!

    • @sister1828
      @sister1828 Год назад +1

      Thank you Mr. Ross Bennett!! 💕

  • @2004dale
    @2004dale 4 года назад +88

    Can you imagine him in his youth? Lol or as a teacher/professor? Lol

  • @DocteurSnow
    @DocteurSnow 3 года назад +14

    My favorite part is when he took his glasses off to see the "quarter" more clearly. Cracks me up every time.

  • @atlantic_love
    @atlantic_love 2 года назад +4

    I really like this guy, I'll be 50 next year. He's an old spirit, someone I can relate to very well.

  • @joshualeach8642
    @joshualeach8642 3 года назад +17

    I have not been laughing so much OR entertained than this guy's performance since ever. So awesome!

  • @KristenKras
    @KristenKras 3 года назад +32

    I love it,I must have been the only guy who joined the army who already had PTSD, I know people like that and also in the police force! Some parents really do traumatise their kids :(

    • @denisee9807
      @denisee9807 2 года назад +1

      Yes sadly we do & we pass down the damage done to us as children,to our kids..even we swore we'd never!!

  • @lucyarchuleta2962
    @lucyarchuleta2962 2 года назад +4

    OMGoodness, the Gospel wrestling. I laughed so hard I was crying. Ross Bennett is awesome.

  • @aggierowe9574
    @aggierowe9574 4 года назад +37

    These comedians are all unique and so funny without curses, violent references lol

  • @TheOldHippiebilly
    @TheOldHippiebilly Год назад +3

    Yeah this dude slays. I'm 63 and can definitely relate to his personal stories...but I'm pretty sure he's funny as hell to anyone. Excellent set!

  • @jantucker9557
    @jantucker9557 4 года назад +44

    Okay, every time I see a tube of chapstick, I'm going to burst out laughing for no apparent reason!

    • @valoryj5603
      @valoryj5603 4 года назад +1

      Right???

    • @jenniferstephens4191
      @jenniferstephens4191 3 года назад

      Jan, you are a cheap laugh. Want you to be my friend. This guy, fun. I love cheap laughs. Clever You, OUTRAGEOUS for losing it. Cheap laugh, you own that! 😊

  • @joseph-ow1hf
    @joseph-ow1hf 2 года назад +13

    Love this guy. Just totally unique.

  • @ImNotaRussianBot
    @ImNotaRussianBot 4 года назад +41

    I'm from Ithaca, NY. Live in Ohio. When I tell people where I'm from, they ALWAYS assume it's NYC. Where Ithaca is, is lake country dotted with dairy farms. Deer and raccoons everywhere.

    • @FullMoonHowl
      @FullMoonHowl 4 года назад +3

      That sounds lovely. 🙂

    • @billmers3219
      @billmers3219 3 года назад +2

      Yes, finger lakes region is beautiful!! Adirondack Mountains, Catskill Mountains New York is a beautiful state..... governed by corrupt Democratic politicians.
      so many people are moving out. I actually take bike rides down to Hornell all the time... this guy's hometown

    • @humaneleaguelancPA
      @humaneleaguelancPA 3 года назад +3

      I'm from Binghamton and went to SUNY Brockport near Rochester, NY. Tons of kids from NYC and Long Island, to them Binghamton was "upstate".

    • @Ash-hi5hy
      @Ash-hi5hy 3 года назад +1

      Ahhhh my people! ❤

  • @cateturnbull295
    @cateturnbull295 Год назад +2

    Hi everyone and Ross. Thanks SO much for bringing us this completely hilarious special. Humor is so healing,,, I lost my precious son suddenly William 2 years, 3 months ago and he's the one who introduced me to Dry Bar comedy. So I listen because we watched so much together, & in his honor. I know he'd want me to keep on smiling and laughing, your shows are a part of this too!! Keep 'em coming!

  • @KissMahGrits
    @KissMahGrits 4 года назад +45

    This guy is awesome

  • @ennokarr
    @ennokarr 3 года назад +17

    This guy is brilliant! Highly entertaining with such a great delivery style. Thanks for sharing this with us.

  • @karmic-lt3mi
    @karmic-lt3mi 3 года назад +11

    I watch so many of these and loved many but this was the first time I actually BUST out laughing and had tears rolling down my face! Good show!

  • @nordicpink
    @nordicpink 7 месяцев назад +3

    I keep coming back to him repeatedly because he’s amazing plus he helps me relax and go to sleep with my insomnia. I love him. He’s a riot!!! I’ve watched the same bit over several years now.

  • @yazajag
    @yazajag 4 года назад +123

    I feel like the 50,000 degree laser beam joke needed more laughs. I almost cried laughing, like it was my first colonos- nevermind. 😂

    • @PluribusProject
      @PluribusProject 3 года назад +5

      "I used to ha e a dog.."

    • @donnawells7712
      @donnawells7712 3 года назад +4

      can't stop laughing. love dry bar.

    • @graceamerican3558
      @graceamerican3558 3 года назад +3

      My father a Lt Col in the Marines … a nice mellow guy … 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @Scavenger82
      @Scavenger82 3 года назад +3

      They were taking it too seriously, which prompted the disclaimer that no animals were harmed in the creation of that joke. I myself couldn't breathe cause I was laughing so hard.

    • @aamazintribe
      @aamazintribe 3 года назад +1

      Jazz Well...he probably waste that stanky Burberry Cologne in his eyes. Though the 25 Watts Light Bulb, was a 50,000 Watts Laser Beam.

  • @Vincent-ke5zn
    @Vincent-ke5zn Год назад +4

    You're bringing back memories of my wonderful childhood with my grandparents ❤️

  • @justasoulsbronamedyams4799
    @justasoulsbronamedyams4799 4 года назад +507

    He looks like he could be a teacher at Hogwarts

    • @MisterLimeLemon
      @MisterLimeLemon 4 года назад +13

      Given his last joke, hed make a fine hogwarts nurse as well

    • @greyeaglem
      @greyeaglem 4 года назад +14

      He does look like a teacher.

    • @TheDerrogative
      @TheDerrogative 4 года назад +8

      He probably founded Hogwarts! He was the head of House of Chester.

    • @felixbramsved
      @felixbramsved 3 года назад +10

      Or he is the fourteenth doctor

    • @jekku4688
      @jekku4688 3 года назад +10

      He really should be in somebody's crazy movie!

  • @tomasiturralde4705
    @tomasiturralde4705 Год назад +4

    What a stress reliever...thank you Ross😄

  • @natebuiltit5158
    @natebuiltit5158 4 года назад +60

    I’m 23 and make these noises 🤣

  • @amynock540
    @amynock540 3 года назад +17

    This show was hilarious! What a great story teller and comedian! I enjoyed every minute!

  • @DaveAndrus
    @DaveAndrus 4 года назад +46

    Awesome and entertaining guy--I could watch him for hours! A++++

  • @plammijr
    @plammijr 3 года назад +8

    Ross Bennett is one of the funniest comedians I have heard. Always clean. Always brilliant.

    • @cyirvine6300
      @cyirvine6300 2 года назад

      I don't know. Colonoscopy jokes...not so 'clean' !!!

  • @jeri8853
    @jeri8853 4 года назад +11

    We ALL deserve a pillow top!!! Comfort is my y word for 2020 !!!

    • @danieldaniels7571
      @danieldaniels7571 3 года назад

      My pillow top got horribly uncomfortable after 5 years. Now it’s my personal hell I can’t afford to leave because Covid rules prevent me from working.

  • @mimimonster
    @mimimonster 3 года назад +9

    Both of my parents have always made noises like this my whole life - even when they were in their early 30’s. Drove me crazy as a little kid, still does. Recently had the thought “oh, they’re actually old enough now to be making noises like this ...” It’s like they were feeding off of each other for years

  • @Anita4RDH
    @Anita4RDH 4 года назад +35

    After I saw this the first time, I noticed I do this, too (I’m 77)

    • @trules777
      @trules777 3 года назад

      Same! Except I’m about 60 years younger... :)

    • @pippinbaker8440
      @pippinbaker8440 3 года назад

      Anita4RDH,,,, me too n i'm 77. hahahahahaha!!

    • @becca5100
      @becca5100 3 года назад

      Turning 70 soon. How did that happen?!?
      I left a voice message at an agengy but forgot to "hang up" my phone. When I played it back I could clearly hear my moans, sighs,... Thankfully I was able to delete it and start over!

  • @kd5txo
    @kd5txo Год назад +3

    This is the best stand up comedy I've seen in a decade. It's clean relatable humor. Just excellent.