Tanc a lelek over a nuclear war simulation

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  • Опубликовано: 13 янв 2025

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  • @lasagnaocelot4766
    @lasagnaocelot4766 Год назад +756

    "Once the genie is out of the bottle, we will not be able to put it back inside." -Highfleet

    • @-Export86-
      @-Export86-  Год назад +64

      I love highfleet to bad my pc is a toaster

    • @lasagnaocelot4766
      @lasagnaocelot4766 Год назад +31

      @@-Export86- It takes it’s toll on any device honestly, I’ve been lucky to play it fairly well with normal sized ships… but those map sized super battleships still destroy my fps

    • @inquisitorbenediktanders3142
      @inquisitorbenediktanders3142 Год назад +46

      "that's fine because I only have 1 wish to make" -Ssethtzeentach

    • @mirceazaharia2094
      @mirceazaharia2094 11 месяцев назад +35

      @@inquisitorbenediktanders3142
      "I wish... for nuclear winter."
      -Also Sseth Tzeentach

    • @hekkura
      @hekkura 10 месяцев назад +20

      Thankfully in Highfleet....ships can move to avoid nukes
      Unfortunately.....cities can't.

  • @kilometre_
    @kilometre_ 10 месяцев назад +233

    average human disagreement:

    • @Neukend
      @Neukend 8 месяцев назад +13

      *minor

  • @Zyxxx101
    @Zyxxx101 7 месяцев назад +125

    Guys in southern hemisphere: oh boy, glad we didn't get hit!
    Guys in southern hemisphere days later: why is it raining acid

    • @andytorres6052
      @andytorres6052 3 месяца назад

      Winter is coming, but in nuclear fallout 😊

  • @walternelson2687
    @walternelson2687 11 месяцев назад +309

    91 Million is a *comically low* number in this situation.

    • @theterribleanimator1793
      @theterribleanimator1793 11 месяцев назад +128

      91 million immedatly vaporized, the death toll by the subsequent fires, nuclear winter and invetibble starvation and radiation sickness due to contaminated water will number in the bllions. Those 91 are the lucky unhurt.

    • @walternelson2687
      @walternelson2687 11 месяцев назад +50

      @@theterribleanimator1793 There are roughly 8 million people in New York City alone. There are a *hell of a lot more* than just 10 population centers on Earth. There are Dozens of cities with higher populations than New York.
      It's a comically low number.

    • @DarthAwesome117
      @DarthAwesome117 11 месяцев назад +54

      @@walternelson2687 The numbers are comically inaccurate because the global population has in all likelihood more than doubled since this sim was made.

    • @Gustav_Kuriga
      @Gustav_Kuriga 10 месяцев назад +4

      @@walternelson2687 Maybe now. The population amount has changed drastically. And have you actually looked at the total population numbers for both the US and Russia? It's large, but it isn't that large.

    • @generalbenjaminarrola340
      @generalbenjaminarrola340 10 месяцев назад +1

      O mais cômico é fazer uma simulação representando na maioria dos mísseis nucleares da guerra fria, e nenhum ser abatido no meio do caminho antes 😂

  • @josephlongbone4255
    @josephlongbone4255 10 месяцев назад +80

    People in the Southern hemisphere wondering what the hell just happened to the Horizon...

    • @patchpatch4008
      @patchpatch4008 10 месяцев назад +18

      That would be a good book series. Just the southern hemisphere reeling back from the effects of literally half the globe going up in nuclear flames and bunkering down for the subsequent nuclear fallout that would inevitably traverse the entire planet.
      And then there's Austriala just losing the 3rd Emu war again.

    • @ChloeKruegerSenpai
      @ChloeKruegerSenpai 10 месяцев назад +6

      @@patchpatch4008 Emo War
      -Oversimplified

  • @kaptainbeans
    @kaptainbeans 11 месяцев назад +107

    Most conventional HighFleet playthrough

    • @henrydimmock2691
      @henrydimmock2691 9 месяцев назад +4

      You would be correct, my fellow tarkhan.

  • @ronaldfreeman1787
    @ronaldfreeman1787 10 месяцев назад +58

    The world: Total destruction
    Burgundy: A new dawn for a new master race
    Russia: T H E G R E A T T R I A L A W A I T S
    Australia: Crikey

    • @themagician8801
      @themagician8801 10 месяцев назад +1

      Mitchell werbell would be proud

  • @darkjack37
    @darkjack37 9 месяцев назад +112

    "A strange game. The only winning move is to not play."

  • @KPSSlover_Sovietdefender
    @KPSSlover_Sovietdefender 2 месяца назад +81

    *NEW YORK HIT*
    *7.2 MILLION DEAD*

  • @yuutsukun3798
    @yuutsukun3798 10 месяцев назад +141

    It is existentially terrifying how humanity has made its own man-made prophecy of a world-ending cataclysm that is destined, but not certain, to come.

    • @alicorn3924
      @alicorn3924 9 месяцев назад +5

      Kinda makes you proud yet disappointed.

    • @matty1094
      @matty1094 9 месяцев назад +3

      what do you mean "destined but not certain?"

    • @funghiman8492
      @funghiman8492 9 месяцев назад +14

      ​@@matty1094destined in term of "if", uncertain in terms of "when" and "how".

    • @Gravity_studioss
      @Gravity_studioss 2 месяца назад +1

      "You will have your god, and you will make him with your own hands"

    • @nikolakaravida9670
      @nikolakaravida9670 Месяц назад

      There's a good chance it will never be used. Nukes are the ultimate weapon that dr Gatling theorized about. They make war obsolete as there are no winners.

  • @railworksamerica
    @railworksamerica 2 месяца назад +55

    Me: finally gets a girlfriend somehow
    World leaders next day

  • @ApexAurajinHere
    @ApexAurajinHere 8 дней назад +13

    This simulation doesn't take into account interception technology, cruise missile technology, ground-ops, hybrid-ops, aerial interception abilities, air launched munitions, or the full scale of submarine warfare.
    The truth is so much messier and harder to show on screen.
    (Not a criticism of OP or this video, just adding in)

    • @pinksalwaysnice9474
      @pinksalwaysnice9474 23 часа назад

      Doesn't really matter as the damage will be done no matter what. A few hundred nukes getting intercepted changes absolutely nothing. No offense but once the nukes are launced, both the US and Russia are deeply fucked.

  • @MushuaThePotato
    @MushuaThePotato 4 месяца назад +89

    Fun fact, most nuclear powers have the MAD doctrine (mutually assured destruction) where I one power launches nuclear bombs onto another nuclear power it’s all out nuclear war via mutually assured destruction.
    France however, has a “nuclear warning shot” doctrine, if invaded by nuclear power or not, they fire a warning shot first.
    A warning shot for a nuclear weapon…

    • @goen5601
      @goen5601 3 месяца назад +3

      Huh? So they fire a nuclear weapon as a warning shot?

    • @PwntifexMaximus
      @PwntifexMaximus 3 месяца назад +11

      ​@@goen5601
      It's actually very effective. Hard not to notice.

    • @chriswho12345
      @chriswho12345 3 месяца назад +6

      @@goen5601 france is a much smaller power in terms of land area and nuclear missile capabilities, so they have to use 1st shot instead of MAD

    • @jonny2954
      @jonny2954 3 месяца назад +20

      @@chriswho12345 No, that's not the reason. They still have SSBNs stationed around the world that can strike if their mainland is hit, like everybody else.
      They are just clinically insane.

    • @chrisb9143
      @chrisb9143 3 месяца назад +2

      ​@@jonny2954 I do not see why people make such a big deal about nuclear weapons.
      Oh by the way, if you do not have to maintain them because you are actively using them, it becomes really efficient to produce them in mass

  • @Sidedlist
    @Sidedlist 9 месяцев назад +36

    1:17 Jesus Christ the beat drop was cold as fuck

  • @hakerro4102
    @hakerro4102 Месяц назад +32

    The genie is NOT going back in the bottle

    • @MrFaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
      @MrFaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Месяц назад +4

      we know man. it sucks lol. we just gotta chill and make good choices haha

    • @thewitchidolsachika6682
      @thewitchidolsachika6682 Месяц назад +1

      ᵀʰᵉ ᴮᵉᵍᶦⁿⁿᶦⁿᵍ ᵒᶠ
      - NUCLEAR WAR -

    • @randoms2222
      @randoms2222 22 дня назад

      the bottle is broken and the lid has disintegrated

  • @TristanG10.000
    @TristanG10.000 10 месяцев назад +61

    gotta love how the south is just chilling

    • @generalbenjaminarrola340
      @generalbenjaminarrola340 10 месяцев назад +9

      Brazil vai ser a nova potência dominante 😂

    • @ab3ki84hayate
      @ab3ki84hayate 10 месяцев назад +18

      Australia, africa, southeast asia rejoicing

    • @Somethingsomethingidrk
      @Somethingsomethingidrk 10 месяцев назад +10

      And then they gotta deal with a refugee crisis, and WEEEEEAAAAAATTTTTTTHHHHHHEEEERRRRR

    • @tomasruffa5488
      @tomasruffa5488 9 месяцев назад +11

      ⁠It's going to be really interesting to see how the refugee situation is controlled
      so many possibilities and not all of them end well for both sides but it does not mean that all options are bad

    • @williamrogers6208
      @williamrogers6208 9 месяцев назад +4

      ​@@tomasruffa5488 holy molly the most likely involves around 400T of ammo world wide, either in policing actions or uhh uhm... , I think you got the idea

  • @FreeRojava2025
    @FreeRojava2025 10 месяцев назад +66

    “Why don’t aliens visit us”

    • @tovarishchmartins4999
      @tovarishchmartins4999 10 месяцев назад +6

      fuck nato

    • @Jörmungandr645
      @Jörmungandr645 10 месяцев назад +6

      @@tovarishchmartins4999 Fuck the UN and China nad Russia specifically

    • @sss1029
      @sss1029 10 месяцев назад +1

      @@Jörmungandr645Russia and China are forcing you to import muslims and have mandatory lgbtq troon rights lectures

    • @jonharrison3114
      @jonharrison3114 10 месяцев назад +3

      @@tovarishchmartins4999why such a Hater 😂

    • @frimi6023
      @frimi6023 10 месяцев назад

      Because we make Videos Like this and react on those Videos in such a mannor

  • @kennethschlegel870
    @kennethschlegel870 2 месяца назад +67

    the irony of these scenarios is having to devote a lot of weapons to target enemy weapons that will be launched by the time yours get to theirs. so a lot of those nukes are hitting empty airbases and missile silos.

    • @Suomiwimbula
      @Suomiwimbula Месяц назад +7

      I dont think all the missiles are sitting ready to launch so any facility capable of housing and launching would be a target to prevent further launch capabilities.

  • @TheYellowRedDot
    @TheYellowRedDot Месяц назад +57

    i love how france, a NATO nuclear power, gets completely ignored and does jack shit while the rest of europe gets vetrified

    • @electricx7365
      @electricx7365 Месяц назад

      Even though they bomb London...

    • @WiseArkAngel
      @WiseArkAngel Месяц назад +4

      "Vetrify" is now a new word in my vocabulary thanks to you.

    • @l0lLorenzol0l
      @l0lLorenzol0l Месяц назад +4

      France actually left NATO for a few years in the 70's so it isn't that weird they would be out of the fire, but it is very unlikely that they would just ignore the whole shitshow

    • @pandibbarman
      @pandibbarman Месяц назад

      UK didn't do crap either

    • @celeridad6972
      @celeridad6972 24 дня назад

      ​@@pandibbarman But London was destroyed which is all that matters in the UK

  • @monado550
    @monado550 Месяц назад +20

    Nothing like seeing white dots flourishing over a map to really scare the living hell out of a man

  • @Cronama
    @Cronama 10 месяцев назад +39

    All of the southern hemisphere🗿

    • @generalbenjaminarrola340
      @generalbenjaminarrola340 10 месяцев назад +3

      Brazil após o inverno nuclear:🗿🤳

    • @Somethingsomethingidrk
      @Somethingsomethingidrk 10 месяцев назад +3

      That is until they have to deal with the refugee crisis...

    • @tomasruffa5488
      @tomasruffa5488 9 месяцев назад +3

      @@Somethingsomethingidrk I can see two possibilities in that situation.
      1: Some nations with "acceptable" political and social stability open up refugees to settle and treat (possibly for radioactive poisoning) the injured
      2: with the excuse that the refugees are sick with multiple diseases, that there is no space in their nation, with lack of basic supplies or simply saying that all the destruction of the northern hemisphere is their fault. and consequently they deny/prohibit entry and help refugees

    • @nerdy8644
      @nerdy8644 7 месяцев назад +1

      India: 🗿

    • @nerdy8644
      @nerdy8644 7 месяцев назад +1

      @@generalbenjaminarrola340nah India

  • @Volcano91
    @Volcano91 2 месяца назад +59

    the world the second I get a girlfriend

    • @alexc.3519
      @alexc.3519 2 месяца назад +23

      Luckily that’ll never happen

    • @VitaliyMilonov
      @VitaliyMilonov 17 дней назад

      No, anon, even a cold one will dump you.

  • @Jupiter-rs4zl
    @Jupiter-rs4zl Месяц назад +27

    Serbia chilling in the middle of a sea of irradiated ground

    • @lilestojkovicii6618
      @lilestojkovicii6618 Месяц назад +5

      We are God's choosen people

    • @3_am___
      @3_am___ Месяц назад +2

      Even Nuclear war don't want to come too us
      As always we are late by about 5 years xD

    • @Jupiter-rs4zl
      @Jupiter-rs4zl Месяц назад

      @@3_am___ same

  • @Dread379
    @Dread379 Год назад +31

    Alaska just casually not getting hit at all the whole time

    • @alexletiny5155
      @alexletiny5155 3 месяца назад

      Atleast Russia is smart enouth to not target their own (allbeit former) teritories

  • @conboi124
    @conboi124 11 месяцев назад +25

    the music kicking in as soon as the us launches all the missles is great 1:11

  • @zoneofendless.
    @zoneofendless. Месяц назад +61

    The only winning move is simply not to play.

  • @acatreassuresyouthateveryt7842
    @acatreassuresyouthateveryt7842 Месяц назад +30

    Australia, Japan, Korea, and China not touched? must've been the old plan.

    • @celeridad6972
      @celeridad6972 24 дня назад

      It's definitely the old plan. Nowadays they would target China to avoid the world falling under the Chinese sphere and in turn they would attract as well.

  • @wombatgirl997
    @wombatgirl997 2 месяца назад +34

    Reminds me of an old game called DEFCON. It had a mode designed to play out over 8 hours, the idea was that you played it at work and a little icon would flash at you if someone launched a nuke.

  • @ewgentor
    @ewgentor 2 месяца назад +49

    I like how the other side of world just sitting here and wondering what the fuck is happeing up in the north

  • @alternateaccount6913
    @alternateaccount6913 2 месяца назад +31

    "thats another strike group... eh fuck it its late game anyways"

  • @Jay-l7o5t
    @Jay-l7o5t Месяц назад +28

    *Sadly it will never happend*
    "some mf in spain probably"

    • @Dervitox
      @Dervitox Месяц назад +3

      They couldnt hit Madrid or Barcelona, its have to be Sevilla from all places

    • @BlackWolf9988
      @BlackWolf9988 Месяц назад

      Idk looking at recent events we have never been closer to a nuclear war than ever before even during the height of the cold war.

  • @mrp1l0t32
    @mrp1l0t32 9 месяцев назад +70

    And to think this all happened because some Serbian dude wanted a sandwich.

    • @battadia
      @battadia 7 месяцев назад +3

      Unfortunately that's a myth, Princip never bought a sandwich.

    • @mrp1l0t32
      @mrp1l0t32 7 месяцев назад +6

      @@battadia Aw...

  • @cideltacommand7169
    @cideltacommand7169 2 месяца назад +45

    Pov: all the strike groups you have been avoding when you get to khiva:

  • @hollowman9410
    @hollowman9410 10 месяцев назад +16

    As someone from Latin America. I can't wait to play on the nuclear snow.

  • @Aptol
    @Aptol 20 дней назад +8

    When you launch a single nuke in highfleet:

  • @rubinolas6998
    @rubinolas6998 10 месяцев назад +17

    1:16 nice music sync

  • @CaptainXIglo
    @CaptainXIglo Месяц назад +25

    Africa: 🗿
    Oceania: 🗿
    South America: 🗿

    • @alexei5231
      @alexei5231 Месяц назад

      Spain: 👍

    • @Guisodelentejasmondonguito
      @Guisodelentejasmondonguito Месяц назад +2

      ​@@alexei5231 España es bombardeada también por parte de los rusos, observa bien el mapa, los efectos post guerra harían lo suyo con el hemisferio norte. Cómo mucho, Argentina, Chile y Nueva Zelanda podrían salvarse

  • @MrFaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
    @MrFaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Месяц назад +23

    Don't fall for the despair that can come from your fears potentially being realized. We still have to make good rational choices for the sake of the future! Buckle up!

    • @totallyahuman.2955
      @totallyahuman.2955 Месяц назад

      What are talking about. This is the rational choice. End our suffering, dude.

  • @IanMikrut
    @IanMikrut 4 месяца назад +30

    It's be an Honor Chitposting with you. o7 o/

  • @WiseArkAngel
    @WiseArkAngel Месяц назад +20

    Matthew Broderick's computer friend wasn't lying. The only way to win IS, in fact, not to play.
    I'm moving to Greenland.

    • @Танкозера
      @Танкозера Месяц назад

      Radiation here will be crazy so better to Australia/new Zealand/south Africa/south America
      (Despite everything except Australia is not that good choice)

  • @jamesharding3459
    @jamesharding3459 9 месяцев назад +61

    The simulation lost all semblance of reality as soon as they used the words "nuclear warning shots."

    • @eliseenkoivan
      @eliseenkoivan 9 месяцев назад +1

      Yep. We don't have prevent nuclear shot doctrine.

    • @jamesharding3459
      @jamesharding3459 9 месяцев назад +24

      @@eliseenkoivan We do, and we call it "counter-force."
      It involves launching the better part of 500 warheads to destroy enemy nuclear forces before they can launch, not just 1 to send a message.

    • @eliseenkoivan
      @eliseenkoivan 9 месяцев назад +7

      @@jamesharding3459 Exactly. That's why it's silly to to think that nuclear war will start by one launch. Even if we decide to be the first who will push that button, it probably would be a massive strike.

    • @someguy7723
      @someguy7723 9 месяцев назад +24

      France legit uses "nuclear warning shots."

    • @eliseenkoivan
      @eliseenkoivan 9 месяцев назад +1

      @@someguy7723 and it’s actually kinda sus. If France as a part of Nato launches a nuke, would it set up a whole alliance?🤔

  • @BM-13_KATYUSHA
    @BM-13_KATYUSHA Месяц назад +11

    Meanwhile in Africa and South America: These winter jackets are actually really nice!
    Yeah and the kids are so happy playing in the snow!

    • @darkndanky7135
      @darkndanky7135 Месяц назад +3

      Even tho we look like unwrapped mummies and always sound like we have lung cancer we're happy and yes timmy has a third leg but he's best in his class at athletics

    • @MomoALTA
      @MomoALTA Месяц назад

      Australians: huh why is there snow?

  • @mandrillsass5687
    @mandrillsass5687 3 месяца назад +20

    They missed a spot

  • @benjaminty47
    @benjaminty47 Месяц назад +13

    Finally, no city slickers.

  • @Mr.Maverick.Hunter
    @Mr.Maverick.Hunter Месяц назад +32

    I love how hawaii and alaska be just chillin. Enclave finna rise up..

    • @Dogman262
      @Dogman262 Месяц назад +5

      Hawaii would starve if cut off from the mainland and alaska is already a depressing ice hole, they would have to contend with whatever is left of both the US's and SU's military

    • @alanwatts8239
      @alanwatts8239 Месяц назад

      @@Dogman262 Alaskans know how to hunt, you know.

    • @SkullllX
      @SkullllX Месяц назад

      Bruh, there will be no hunt, no farms, no light and even no clear water. Just nuclear winter and radiation. No escape on Earth.

    • @Танкозера
      @Танкозера Месяц назад

      ​@@SkullllX yes escape on earth, it is south

  • @Quilly_DM
    @Quilly_DM 3 месяца назад +24

    Got it. Move to the southern hemisphere or south-east Asia to avoid nuclear annihilation.

    • @kovacsnovak6745
      @kovacsnovak6745 2 месяца назад +5

      well the radioactive wind storms coming from the northeast wouldnt make for a good time

    • @mrtortoise3766
      @mrtortoise3766 2 месяца назад +5

      @@kovacsnovak6745the jet streams would probably keep the fallout in the north so if you went to the southern hemisphere it probably wouldn’t touch you

    • @dumbcook42
      @dumbcook42 2 месяца назад +2

      yea but what about the nuclear winter though wouldnt the whole world go dark for a few months of year anyways

    • @Танкозера
      @Танкозера Месяц назад

      ​@@dumbcook42 there's very hot climate so I guess winter will be moderate

    • @dumbcook42
      @dumbcook42 Месяц назад

      thank you panzer of lake for the wisdomes

  • @Undonadie8431
    @Undonadie8431 Месяц назад +10

    Someone with a big black hat is laughing hard in the background

  • @Avewyowo
    @Avewyowo Месяц назад +14

    "Nuclear warning shot"

  • @HarvestStudios_38
    @HarvestStudios_38 Год назад +18

    Goodbye northern hemisphere

  • @adammcmillan335
    @adammcmillan335 7 месяцев назад +45

    The rest of europe:🔥☠️🫠
    Scotland:😊🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🎆
    Until nuclear winter of course

  • @eternalsharontate2311
    @eternalsharontate2311 Месяц назад +24

    So the ruins of the Northern Hemisphere would eventually be inherited by Africa, South America, and Australia

    • @nyoomi1483
      @nyoomi1483 Месяц назад +3

      If a large enough group of people survive the resulting nuclear winter and the radioactive ash blocking out the sun.

    • @theregalproletariat
      @theregalproletariat Месяц назад +3

      @@nyoomi1483If a nuclear winter does happen.
      Our estimations of the ash thrown up for that rely on cities becoming firestorms - which seems unlikely considering how much of them is made of concrete.

    • @Ranstone
      @Ranstone Месяц назад +3

      91 million is 1.2% the world population. Most of the northerners would survive, and desperate billions would move south and colonize Africa and South America by force out of desperation. They would stand no chance. They're not immune to this conflict.

    • @eternalsharontate2311
      @eternalsharontate2311 Месяц назад

      @@Ranstone Well at least they would not get to Australia lol, it’s too far away and surrounded by ocean

    • @elmanco6885
      @elmanco6885 Месяц назад

      @@eternalsharontate2311Nah man, Australia getting the nukes too, they were close US allies in the pacific and would have threatened the India-Soviet Pacific fleet connection

  • @PoopMcdinglefart_The13th
    @PoopMcdinglefart_The13th Месяц назад +18

    Poland.. don't... do it.... no....Poland...PPOOOLANDX! Invoked NATO article 5*

    • @seiboldtadelbertsmiter3735
      @seiboldtadelbertsmiter3735 Месяц назад

      Yeah Poland is just looking for an excuse to get some payback on Russia for world war II. Let's hope that they never get to invoke article 5

  • @tupolev792
    @tupolev792 Месяц назад +9

    “Brothers and Sisters…. This is the end of the world”

  • @The_Hanged-Man
    @The_Hanged-Man Месяц назад +12

    Next time, put a spoiler tag on the video, damn, i hate to miss the story...

  • @VentiVonOsterreich
    @VentiVonOsterreich Месяц назад +8

    Thumbnail made me sing "I saw Russia kissing Santa Claus"

  • @LCTesla
    @LCTesla 2 месяца назад +40

    -1 kindness

  • @iamaim2847
    @iamaim2847 10 месяцев назад +30

    And in 100 years they will learn mandarin in junior school.

    • @FreeRojava2025
      @FreeRojava2025 10 месяцев назад +11

      I’m pretty sure NATO doctrine is to glass all potential adversaries as well. Iran China NK etc.

    • @alicorn3924
      @alicorn3924 9 месяцев назад

      Lol no what fantasies do you have? (assuming that you believe China will take over the world) Most nations will collapse from the ensuing nuclear cooling/winter, and agricultural industries around the world will collapse and humanity will be forced into a population numbering less than 3 billion, possibly even being in the hundreds of millions. This is all to say... no, we won't be learning Mandarin in highschool, if there are enough people to even have a fully functuoning school in the first place.

    • @lilestojkovicii6618
      @lilestojkovicii6618 8 месяцев назад +3

      ​@@alicorn3924 we won't learn it even if there is no nuclear war
      Chinese population is on the same path as Japan's

    • @nerdy8644
      @nerdy8644 7 месяцев назад +3

      And Hindi

  • @rittyrizzani5705
    @rittyrizzani5705 Месяц назад +32

    why the hell does italy die but france gets to live

    • @wh8787
      @wh8787 Месяц назад +3

      I was wondering the same. France actually has nukes, I wasn't even aware any nuclear weapons are based in Italy.

    • @ld1728
      @ld1728 Месяц назад +9

      @@wh8787Italy, as a politically weak country, has seen many nuclear silos be built by the USA. Some have been removed but many remain.

    • @raumfahreturschutze
      @raumfahreturschutze Месяц назад +1

      It's on the to do list.

    • @qwopiretyu
      @qwopiretyu Месяц назад

      Revenge for Mario being more popular than Tetris

    • @wh8787
      @wh8787 Месяц назад

      @@ld1728 checked it out and unfortunately this is true.

  • @oneevilkitten7088
    @oneevilkitten7088 Год назад +22

    WORLD WR THREE, LET'S FUCKIN GOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

    • @Sklavenaufstand1
      @Sklavenaufstand1 Год назад +4

      Thats crazy... a nuclear missile is currently 315 miles away moving at 441mph is inbound to your current location

    • @dogystyksaimontov4386
      @dogystyksaimontov4386 Год назад +2

      *submarine vibing sounds*

    • @stanisawstanczyk5526
      @stanisawstanczyk5526 11 месяцев назад

      I have waited 80 years for the sequel

  • @FishbedFive
    @FishbedFive 2 месяца назад +41

    Houston's gone but hey, look guys, california's gone too
    win win situation
    thank you rus-

  • @LeslieOrPercy
    @LeslieOrPercy Месяц назад +10

    I'd really love to see a piece of media focus on how the Southern Hemisphere would fare in this situation. Toooootally not because I'm from there, but since no one down here has any reason to have a sun dropped on them that gives writers a huge opportunity. For those currently at war, would they make peace with their enemies or continue on? How would everyone handle the possible refugee crisis? Would the countries that are able to grow wheat export their goods or keep it all to themselves?

    • @MrFaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
      @MrFaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Месяц назад

      South america and africa will be taken over by china. Probably not the worst outcome, given that USA and russia have driven the global south into so many pointless wars. I mean, it can't be a worse influence than USA+RU

    • @rokinz3270
      @rokinz3270 Месяц назад +4

      Read an old paper on the impact to New Zealand of a nuclear war. General consensus was pray like fuck it happens during our winter when most crops have already been harvested and we might be able to pull through until spring . Plus fish like crazy. What would fuck is in the modern era is lack of fossil fuel refining since the last refineriey was closed here and most of our electricity is hydro so if that freezes we are fucked

  • @Nerthos
    @Nerthos Месяц назад +13

    South hemisphere is king

  • @Bardoooooow
    @Bardoooooow Месяц назад +18

    It's so good to be a third world fella in these cases😅

    • @FrankensteinV203
      @FrankensteinV203 Месяц назад +12

      For the first week, yes. Then everyone starts coughing blood

    • @KNİGHTSSS324
      @KNİGHTSSS324 Месяц назад

      @@FrankensteinV203 We manage

    • @patrickfrost9405
      @patrickfrost9405 Месяц назад +2

      ​@@FrankensteinV203Yeah. Then it gets worse! The radiation hits.

    • @anaiswatterson1696
      @anaiswatterson1696 Месяц назад

      Until the radiation fallout covers the whole planet

    • @fsociety6983
      @fsociety6983 Месяц назад +7

      @@anaiswatterson1696 Luckily, that's not actually how fallout works. The damage would spread significantly, but the effects of radiation and radioactive fallout wouldn't come close to covering the planet.
      After all-out nuclear war, radiation is going to be pretty low on the list of immediate problems.

  • @Sky_Guy
    @Sky_Guy Месяц назад +11

    *VENEZUELA GAMBIT*
    *MEXICO ESCALATION*
    *CHAD ALERT*

  • @ionescuandrei1245
    @ionescuandrei1245 7 месяцев назад +11

    Gonna tell my kids I survived that

  • @TheAnimalWithNoName
    @TheAnimalWithNoName 20 дней назад +7

    "Listen friend, I know the world is scary right now but.... it's about to get way worse"

  • @l.a.9590
    @l.a.9590 10 месяцев назад +18

    Europe Simulator 2024

  • @Flushable5000
    @Flushable5000 Месяц назад +7

    Where no one wins, no one survives

  • @AndresPerez-kr5ce
    @AndresPerez-kr5ce Месяц назад +21

    Watching this from Kaliningrad

  • @ThaGreatChemist
    @ThaGreatChemist 2 месяца назад +15

    this video is actually made by Alex Glaser the video name is Plan A and it was made 5 years ago

  • @ShasOSwoll
    @ShasOSwoll Месяц назад +11

    91.5 million is actually not as bad as I thought. Fallout and Judge Dredd were WAY off

    • @varidi5041
      @varidi5041 Месяц назад +4

      Thats simply the deaths from blast alone. Deaths from contaminated land, water, radiation, starvation in the third world as western countries no longer export food, internal collapse and anarchy of almost every nation would put deaths into the billions. Humanity would survive, but take thousands of years to regrow just the population to current sizes, not even mentioning technological setback from the near complete loss of Industry.

    • @Quarrel327
      @Quarrel327 Месяц назад +1

      91.5 million from explosions. billions from radiation, famine, nuclear winter, and ecological disaster.

    • @Yuki-ol7hf
      @Yuki-ol7hf Месяц назад

      I'm not exagerating when I say that the damage and aftermath of the bombs, could mean the end of almost ALL life on earth.

    • @BEANBOYOBEANITH
      @BEANBOYOBEANITH 29 дней назад

      @@Yuki-ol7hf i mean you are, the nuclear scare is from the cold war, modern nukes aim to remove most nuclear fallout as its tactically flawed, nukes went to fear factors to precision weapons.
      sure, ALL nukes on earth could end most life, but its impossible to arm every nuke as theres only so many silos and resources to do so.
      not to mention there were major nuclear disarmaments after the cold war once again, in favour of superior more logical tactical weaponry.

    • @Yuki-ol7hf
      @Yuki-ol7hf 27 дней назад

      Well, that's the problem with nuclear war, if that ever happens, caution and "precise" bombardments is thrown to the window for the sake of destroying your enemy before he does the same to you. If some country reached the point of actually throwing a nuke at the enemy, then it's already too late.​@@BEANBOYOBEANITH

  • @jedofaxa1147
    @jedofaxa1147 Месяц назад +10

    I dont really know how or why it's been ignored but ig i'm thankful the most western part of europe is apparently safe from direct fire

    • @piscessoedroen
      @piscessoedroen 22 дня назад

      Especially since france would most likely be the one to fire the warning shot. A nuclear fucking warning shot and its subsequent first strike doctrine

  • @koniu80
    @koniu80 Месяц назад +13

    WOULD YOU LIKE TO PLAY A GAME OF CHESS?

  • @duren5691
    @duren5691 21 день назад +5

    I like that Ukraine gets nuclear strikes from both sides, while France just stands aside

  • @Fred_the_1996
    @Fred_the_1996 Месяц назад +17

    Hyperborea type music

    • @-Export86-
      @-Export86-  Месяц назад +3

      @@Fred_the_1996 Fun fact: Raw milk cures radiation poisoning

    • @Cyridi31
      @Cyridi31 Месяц назад

      ​@@-Export86-nice

  • @railworksamerica
    @railworksamerica 2 месяца назад +31

    КАЗАХСТАН 🇰🇿 УГРОЖАЕТ ⚠️ НАМ БОМБАРДИРОВКОЙ 💣

  • @ALSPEHEIR
    @ALSPEHEIR Месяц назад +9

    What happens half a second after Sevastopol do a nuclear salvo on the nuclear powerplant.

  • @Gundam4President
    @Gundam4President 2 месяца назад +28

    Nah, we’d win

  • @Greenerlad115
    @Greenerlad115 4 месяца назад +12

    Average Fallout lore

  • @nightcrawler_1177
    @nightcrawler_1177 11 дней назад +6

    Another wonderful day in the Land Down Under.

    • @SheWhoVibes
      @SheWhoVibes 9 дней назад

      You just get to have a great day On The Beach.

  • @GlyphidGuard
    @GlyphidGuard 10 месяцев назад +24

    Yes, most of the world population is in the China India and Africa. But with entirety of europe destroyed how come casualties be just 90 mil

    • @Stuck_In_The_Ice_Box
      @Stuck_In_The_Ice_Box 9 месяцев назад +21

      Direct casualties from the exchange, not including death by radiation poisoning, starvation, fires, and so forth in the coming months thereafter. Also Indian China and Pakistan will probably glass each other too if we get to this stage but that's not modeled here

    • @trashman835
      @trashman835 9 месяцев назад

      @@Stuck_In_The_Ice_Boxmore than likely any country at that point would def be using them

    • @realname4401
      @realname4401 9 месяцев назад

      @@Stuck_In_The_Ice_Box I would expect with the loss of Russia and the US, India would not risk any conflicts with China. Remember that BOTH the US and Russia are very friendly to India, with Russia being somewhat of an informal ally. India is still lagging behind China by 2 full decades GDP and productive capabilities wise, they are catching up fast but it will take at least another few decades for them to be even. Without foreign aid India has no hope of taking on China conventional or nuclear. That being said both of their economies would crash and many are likely to starve to death as neither countries can feed themselves. I feel like the Saudis or some other middle eastern countrie's going to be the winner here, not only are they spared from the nukes, they have unfettered access to the untouched African continent. With their previous wealth and US made amarments, they could easily take over Africa and it's resources.

    • @GlyphidGuard
      @GlyphidGuard 9 месяцев назад

      @@realname4401 if that scenario is true then highfleet lore is gonna be cannon to irl role

    • @sicksock435446
      @sicksock435446 Месяц назад

      @@realname4401 chances are that MAD doctrine has provisions for nuking unaligned countries as well, to prevent competition for the recovering superpowers.

  • @The_Hanged-Man
    @The_Hanged-Man Месяц назад +10

    Meanwhile in Brazil: "Mó paz 😎👍"

    • @IC3XR
      @IC3XR Месяц назад

      tf is a mopaz

    • @The_Hanged-Man
      @The_Hanged-Man Месяц назад +2

      @IC3XR That directly translates (about) to "Helluva peace"

    • @IC3XR
      @IC3XR Месяц назад

      @@The_Hanged-Man ohhh

  • @konoko6413
    @konoko6413 Месяц назад +12

    Basically western civilization wiping itself out. Genius

    • @Zander10102
      @Zander10102 Месяц назад +1

      Are you calling Russia western?

    • @JackeyBoyyy
      @JackeyBoyyy Месяц назад +4

      @@Zander10102 You know the most important part of Russia is in the west right? The rest is unfertile land that barely anyone lives on.

  • @nachoman267
    @nachoman267 Месяц назад +12

    1:15 the giant awakes

  • @Peripractico
    @Peripractico Месяц назад +11

    Si, Latinoamérica no es un mal sitio después de todo

    • @Kb_9911
      @Kb_9911 Месяц назад

      Nos vamos pa allá compa, llévenme a latam

  • @jpegboss
    @jpegboss 2 дня назад +2

    10 MILLION LIVES!

  • @245trichlorophenate
    @245trichlorophenate Месяц назад +9

    Okay guys I'm moving to Australia

    • @aniksamiurrahman6365
      @aniksamiurrahman6365 Месяц назад +1

      Australis also has Nuke Sub now. So, in the updated version, you guys won't get spared.

    • @hailarwotanaz5848
      @hailarwotanaz5848 21 день назад +1

      @@aniksamiurrahman6365it’s a nuclear powered submarine

  • @wombatgirl997
    @wombatgirl997 2 месяца назад +19

    Show this video to anyone who doesn't think it's worth the money to upgrade nuclear infrastructure.

    • @abdou.the.heretic
      @abdou.the.heretic 2 месяца назад +2

      If I get my hands on the launch codes, I won't even tell you. Trust me. Humans, are, parasitic to Earth.

    • @Wake_up._This_isnt_your_world
      @Wake_up._This_isnt_your_world 2 месяца назад +2

      Pffffff, as if a nuclear bunker will help you in this day and age.
      Are you that dumb to not realize that russia has the capabilities to make hypersonic missiles? Those missiles were able to destroy an NATO command bunker in ukraine, so don't think they'd not modify nukes to have said properties.
      And the USA is only researching those just now.
      I mean, if you wanna gamble, then alright. Don't expect to come out on top though, like any brain dead hollyweird, propagandist movie/game/entertainment would make out to be, as if USA would still somehow survive.
      Actually, none of us would. Not even russia. Because once nuclear war starts, you better start praying hard to god and hope that you have repented for your sins, because that bunker will be destroyed, and will be flooded with radiation, if not something even worse, like, say, cobalt 60.
      So. Still wanna gamble? Real life is much, MUCH different than what you see in the movies. Or games. Or any other piece of entertainment.

    • @chingusdingus3359
      @chingusdingus3359 Месяц назад +4

      @@Wake_up._This_isnt_your_world Is the NATO command bunker in the room with us right now?

    • @Танкозера
      @Танкозера Месяц назад

      ​@@Wake_up._This_isnt_your_world dude I assume that nobody fucks you, but somehow you still tearing your ass apart, stop it and shut up

  • @xzardas541
    @xzardas541 11 месяцев назад +43

    Mexicans watching refugees from USA at the border: Oh how the tables have turned, eh gringo?

    • @thedragoncourier3834
      @thedragoncourier3834 11 месяцев назад +11

      Let me assure you that Mexico, along with virtually every other country, is royally fucked in the event of a nuclear war between major powers.

    • @theterribleanimator1793
      @theterribleanimator1793 11 месяцев назад +5

      Not to worry, the simulation is only concerned with west asia, europe and north america. Let me assure you that Brazil, Mexico, South Africa, China, Japan, Australia among others will have their major population centers targeted aswell.

    • @someguy4844
      @someguy4844 11 месяцев назад +1

      @@theterribleanimator1793 make no sense if they have no enemies

    • @theterribleanimator1793
      @theterribleanimator1793 11 месяцев назад +1

      @@someguy4844 nah, they gonna get it.

    • @wadlet3380
      @wadlet3380 10 месяцев назад +4

      @@someguy4844 the 20 year nuclear winter might be worse than dying in the explosion

  • @TITAOTT-3A
    @TITAOTT-3A 8 месяцев назад +19

    1:17 america has awakened

  • @fudalimam9831
    @fudalimam9831 Месяц назад +6

    USA:we finally destroyed Lithuania
    Sprunkis: *not for long*

  • @darklord8793
    @darklord8793 2 месяца назад +26

    south africa chilling

    • @FishbedFive
      @FishbedFive 2 месяца назад +1

      So Rhodesia and South Africa would be the U.S. of Africa from now on presumably?

    • @mirasmussabekov4897
      @mirasmussabekov4897 Месяц назад +3

      It will be even chiller once nuclear winter sets in. Perhaps radioactive dust can be used for heating, if anybody can filler it out of breathing air.

    • @Танкозера
      @Танкозера Месяц назад

      ​@@mirasmussabekov4897 well since it's Africa I can expect there +- European winter

  • @asuka7767
    @asuka7767 Месяц назад +6

    Canada and Alaska, meanwhile, are watching this and eating popcorn🍿

    • @Flushable5000
      @Flushable5000 Месяц назад +1

      Norway, Sweden and Finland is getting to see lots of ICBMs flying over

  • @jadedandbitter
    @jadedandbitter Месяц назад +20

    Not seen in this simulation: the Alaskan, coastal, and Pacific land-based chemical laser anti ICBM systems that don't and haven't existed since the 80's because treaties say they're not supposed to exist. Just like treaties said biological weapons aren't supposed to exist, which was why weaponized smallpox and yersinia pestis never existed

    • @theregalproletariat
      @theregalproletariat Месяц назад +2

      I expect they'll stop some, but not all.
      If they could stop all, you'd want to show them off to demonstrate the inefficacy of a nuclear attack on you...

    • @jadedandbitter
      @jadedandbitter Месяц назад +5

      @@theregalproletariat not necessarily. If you're not supposed to have something in the first place, you're not going to show it off. Furthermore, you don't want your enemy aware of your capability so that they could develop countermeasures. Finally, unexpectedly shooting down an entire enemy ICBM launch allows for crazy surrender negotiations since you would 100% be justified in returning fire due to an act of literal attempted genocide, so basically they would have to do whatever you say or get nuked, and you could do it with minimal third party diplomatic blowback-that would not be the case if you just exposed it and then tried to extort things without provocation. Or maybe it has a 99% success rate but a single nuke getting through can mean millions dead, so you still don't want to risk escalation.
      Anyways the point is there's lots of reasons to keep such a system close to your chest.

    • @theregalproletariat
      @theregalproletariat Месяц назад

      @@jadedandbitter True, actually. I rescind my point...

    • @KissatenYoba
      @KissatenYoba Месяц назад

      Imaginary weapons won't stop nukes, kiddo

    • @jadedandbitter
      @jadedandbitter Месяц назад +1

      @@KissatenYoba so, you know the US has officially admitted to possessing 1MW chem lasers in 1979, which means we most likely had them 5 years prior. They shot down satellites with these lasers; ICBMs have trajectories and speeds similar to a satellite. Now imagine you're an AF general in 1980. You have a weapon in your hands with the capability of shooting down an ICBM, and you know thanks to your countries' possession of submarine based ICBMs MAD is all but guaranteed, so invasion will never happen and the only real threat to US security is nuclear and chemical weapons.
      In what universe do you NOT have the only military weakness your country has immediately addressed with the tech you already have on hand? Like, to an overwhelming level of security? Especially considering that you just got a president more than willing to break nuclear treaties? All you need is funding-oh wait, wasn't there this big defense program in 80's whose stated goal was space based anti-ICBM lasers, with hundreds of billions of dollars (in 80's money) just disappearing into that program, even though it was supposedly unsuccessful? What if it actually was successful, and the only thing different was that the lasers were ground based?

  • @gahngis8158
    @gahngis8158 10 месяцев назад +8

    good idea

  • @mos.mp4
    @mos.mp4 Месяц назад +6

    Ah shit, here we go again....

  • @YourBoss_CORP
    @YourBoss_CORP Год назад +33

    I'm glad Florida is fine.

  • @PoopMcdinglefart_The13th
    @PoopMcdinglefart_The13th Месяц назад +9

    JUDGEMENT DAy!!!! WYYyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!

  • @matchc0635
    @matchc0635 Месяц назад +4

    This goes so hard

  • @Андрей-б4ы7й
    @Андрей-б4ы7й Месяц назад +7

    Other world 😎🍿