Link to book, we’re only a few weeks away! www.amazon.com/Trailer-Park-Parable-Brothers-Forgiveness/dp/B0C7P7S8VL Also on Barnes and Noble: www.barnesandnoble.com/w/trailer-park-parable-tyler-zed/1143636848
I went to college in my mid forties, my liberal instructors learned quickly not to even try arguing with me, other students said it's mostly because I was very intimidating. Funny how a deep voice, and pure fact is intimidating these days.
These days, depending on the university, that attitude will get you a failing grade, or expulsion. Deep voice or no. Even here in the Netherlands, some students (most notably the sociology dept. at the University of Amsterdam) will only talk to the press anonymously, because they know having the wrong opinion has serious consequences for your scholastic career.
I used to work w/ this head-strong chick with that bull's nose ring look. She wore the thick hipster glass frames too. None of these girls ever realize that they look like an emasculated bull. 😅
I know someone that works there. She has to go to the stockroom every once in a w. To decompress from the stress of the job. A couple times she wss stressed and started blaring music in her earbuds. While looking for her safe space. She also complains about people invading her safe space if they get to close. Until recently she wss going to go into the Marines. She was going to wherever it was with some of the other ones that wanted to join to work out till the next recruitment happens. Then her mom started having problems and she decided to stay to help her. I couldn't begin to see her in the Marines. I don't know how she would have made it. She won't even drive a car. Because she gets so upset because people won't follow the rules of the road.
4:40 Quite literally happened to me. 12th grade (1988/89). "Contemporary Issues". Liberal teacher. I wrote an essay on gun control. Dude gave me an F. I graduated with my class, but had to do the class over the next semester per school board. I got the conservative teacher this round. Turned in SAME REPORT. Got an A-. Told teacher about previous teacher. He stood up in front of the class, said how the other teacher is a friend (political opposites CAN be friends btw)... how the liberal teacher borrowed his 300 Savage to "take care of a racoon" and how much of a hypocrite he really was regarding my report.
For next week’s punishment, if Zed laughs, he has to post a special episode where he presents his speech that got him a C- in college. Alternatively, he can play pinball against Deev to prove his scores are better.
Fun fact about crocks. When Mike Judge was selecting costumes with the lead costume designer for the movie “Idiocracy” he was insistent on making the characters wear crocks. His explanation was that crocks were the dumbest shoe he’d ever seen and it wouldn’t be a stretch to picture devolved morons wearing those 500 years in the future.
Me, a Floridian *wears crocs and uses a fanny pack as a purse* Tyler: *talks shit about crocs and fanny packs* Me: at least the underbelly of my car aint rusty, frost boy
I think it’s because it’s warm and makes you nice and toasty but I’m convinced they’re giving us all decaf! I can drink 2 cups in the morning and immediately take a 4 hour nap, the bastids!
When I used to tell people that I couldn't drink milk or cream things, I would say that it was a medical condition. Today, at least, I learned how to spell it, but still have no clue what the toes or the baby ants have to do with it.
I grew up in Texas, along the Gulf Coast. We threw rocks at each other, because we only got snow once every 11 years. We never successfully built a rock man.
When we were kids back in the last millennium, there were oak trees in the corner field near our house. The neighborhood kids would gather paper bags of acorns and throw them at each other. Fairly safe, nobody got hurt badly. “Acorn wars!”
Agreed. I have lived in the south most of my life. (45 years total) I have never heard anyone ever use the word coke that didn't refer to Coca-Cola. Except for the other kind of coke I guess. But I am very familiar with the all encompassing term "soft drink" to describe most carbonated drinks.
We love u Zed. U have no idea how ur videos comfort us when all around us is falling apart. Thanks a bunch and congratulations on ur 2nd baby. No doubt u are an awesome dad.
At our company x-mas party, the big money guy was doing trivia questions and giving 100 dollar bills as the prize. His way of giving out bonuses. Everyone had won except me. So he looks at me and says "name a dispensary in Michigan". Finally one I knew. The whole party bursted out in laughter and I got my bonus.
As a night owl I totally agree with that meme. As a kid I memorized this saying I saw once: "On the other hand, the early worm gets eaten by the bird."
Yep, college professors are weird. I was in a writing class and one of the assignments was to write an argumentative essay, someone in our discussion board chose the pros of abortion, and instinctively I chose the cons of abortion. I researched the subject for a week and wrote for three days straight, and got a C- despite how well I presented my arguments, or my writing skill in general. I just know the guy who chose the pros got an A+. After that I think she lowered the grades on my subsequent assignments
I wrote an anti abortion paper for a biology class in college. Got an A, but the professor wrote to be more open minded. Lol at least she still graded by paper correctly.
I come for the laughs. I leave with the mistakes, mispronounced names, and general malaprops. It only makes it epic. Thank you Tyler, your imperfections add to your likeability. 🇺🇲
I thought “malaprop” was another truncated gen-Z shorthand word for malapropism Wrong - Mrs Malaprop was a character in a 1775 play by Sheridan… that’s actually clever
@georgewodicks4839 I've seen the "UM" a couple of times...what does it mean? Google told me it means "Uninsured Motorist", but Google is a lying bastard! 😆
Job interview: So what makes you want to work here? Walking into any store and knowing I can't afford 99% of everything there, wearing the same clothes I've had since I was 20 now almost 26.
I was one of three students in an advanced German class and got an F on a paper reviewing Berthold Brecht's If Sharks were Men stating that rather than condemning capitalism (as is the authors view) it condemns socialism. I dropped German as my major and the professor was fired because there were no other students.
Sanctuary Cities - I feel what they should do is go back an pull the video photoaged of every politician that announced their City or their State was a sanctuary City or State and find out the names, addresses and phone numbers of every person who was standing there clapping and then give this information out to every homeless person in the city/state with a message that says "go here for food and shelter".
We adopted our dog. She was about six. Didn't bark for over a year. We weren't sure she was able because she has a lot of scars on her throat. First time she did scared the crap out of us.
4:20 I went to the Art Institute of CA- OC back in the late 2000’s. I had one teacher for Typography class, and every one of my assignments I put effort in to, he gave me a 6 or 7 out of 10. The final assignment, which I rushed, got a 10/10. Made me realize the BS that some teachers are.
The thing about not being liberal in college is true. A young man came to work at my place of employment and he said it was hard/scary being a conservative at his college.
Not really a crock person, but I did get a pair for boat shoes. When launching my little boat, I have to walk in the water, and they are good for that.
@@rickpicone9751 keens- Newport or arroyo. Your welcome. You won't have to wear those ugly vile crocs. You'll have way more comfortable feat. Best part? Over 5 years of constant wear in the warm weather and I don't forsee replacement for at least another 5 years.
Me either. I also lived through the Jellies, earth shoes and Uggs phases without wearing any. I must admit I did participate in the platform shoe phase as a teen though. 😂
I did on accident....story time😂 I was 4 and it was in a milk jug. Back then they sold Kool aid juice in those jugs😮 Anyway it was nice and pink. My grandpa almost had a heart attack when I said that wasn't koolaid in the garage
18:28. For me it was "The Price Is Right" and reruns of "Andy Griffith" "Petticoat Junction" "Leave it to Beaver" "Beverly Hillbillies". And I looked forward to them.
@@mikem1457That's what I heard with headphones on I immediately wondered if the guy bought blurry, blank CD's from Goodwill or something and was still successful at recording for his grandparents. That would be pure love and dedication 😂
Tyler gives the lecture about calling drinks "Coke". Next meme is the sushi, and some green drink is in the cup, and he calls it "Coke"..... I just about died laughing there!
20:00 - the "world tour" means playing in all the places that a) have electricity, b) can organize a society, and c) you won't get shivved between the airport and the stage. Seriously, book a tour through Africa for your band and let me know how it goes.
I never thought I’d wear crocs until I bought a boat and realized how great they are for that! Yes flip flops and sandles work great but they give you that little extra support needed while launching and loading
That Starbucks one really hit home lol… I was there just the other day for no real reason and decided to get a small coffee (I absolutely refuse to call it tall/venti/whatever) and it was almost $3 and the card machine still asked for a tip… I’ve gotta remind myself never to go there again lol…
Tyler- “a Mountain Dew is not a coke! Stop referencing a pop as a coke it doesn’t make any sense” Tyler (three seconds later) - “look at that! A nice little bento box, you got a coke on the top right there” The “coke” being green and looking suspiciously like a Mountain Dew 😂😂💀
6:15 Tyler, the headaches are from the coffee withdraw specifically. The specific combo of the type of tannins + the caffeine + the type of oil in the Roasted coffee make it really like a drug (speaking as someone drinking coffee while I type this lol). I have personally found that generic caffeine (in pill form or isolated to go in sodas) are significantly easier to deal with, as are energy drinks. The only way I can avoid coffee headaches is using coffee as the afternoon pick-me-up and having an energy drink or soda in the morning, OR drinking Green Coffee (the un-roasted coffee beans; however they cannot be ground [it will break a grinder lol I attempted this] so you have to steep it like tea but in the bottom of the coffee carafe). I know it sounds weird, this is what has worked for me after 25 years of drinking coffee. Hope this helps anyone who can't get rid of the Coffee Headaches.
@homesteadgamer1257 I used to drink regular coffee, but I developed acid reflux. My doctor told me one of the things I had to give up was coffee, because of the caffeine, I got headaches because of the caffeine withdrawal. I really liked coffee so I tried decaf. My stomach could tolerate two cups in the morning, plus my headaches stopped because no matter if it says decaf, there still is a little caffeine in it. I was able to do this with no meds for the acid reflux.
I refused to play that game in college, I went back after 8 years to finish up getting a degree so I could advance in my employment, now a requirement. I got into several arguments with the leftist professors and even kicked out of a few classes. One of my friends said I have to play the game, said no, I have integrity and why our world is so messed up now.
I looked it up, the Margie's Meatloaf Mecca thing was an elaborate prank by a marketing company or something on one of their employees who they knew was planning a trip to Ohio.
I almost got kicked out of University. They literally told me to leave. I'm very proud of it. Apparently using "Atlas 🤷" is not a source they want one to reference, even in a philosophy course 😅.
Graduated with honors. Worked in my field 10 + years. Awarded the highest honor from my company. Company closed 2 years after I left it. "Woke" and I don't get along.
I am clearly a degenerate for skipping the rules for something at the start, then laughing far too much in this episode and then watching another video straight away after upvoting, without any care at all!
In reference to the clip that starts @15:30 - Some of the best, most hilarious memories I have as a teenager in the early 2000’s (12-13 years old) are when my friends and I would have a sleepover. Around 1 - 3AM we would call Walmart and get an employee on the phone and talk through a prank phone call program literally called “Shit-talker”. All the program did was say outloud whatever you typed, and it had a bunch of different voices you could choose from. All the voices sounded undeniably not human by today’s standards but at the time it worked. Most of the people we talked to just thought the “person” they were talking to had a really weird voice and something was wrong with them. Our goal was simple - keep the person on the phone as long as possible while saying the craziest stuff. You wouldn’t believe how long some of these late night Walmart workers would stay on the phone with us! LOL It was ridiculously funny! Ahh the good ole days of AOL, Windows 98, chat rooms, beepers, and landlines… lol
Hey Zed, thanks for the great content, love the show, just a heads up here, i've been watching for a couple years now and don't know why lately i have to subscribe to your channel everytime i watch. Much love from Canada.
I was doing road construction and a garbage man was doing his job while passing by he asked me how my day was going said living the dream and he replied then I hate to see your nightmares and that stuck with me years later I will randomly think about it
A soft drink in the American South used to be called a " dope" at least up into the 1970s. " Coke" is a relatively new one. Southerners tended to drink RC Cola ( to wash down that Moon Pie)
Must have been a different part of the South. For us, they were all 'cokes'. I remember Coke having an ad campaign to get people to say 'Coca-Cola' instead of 'coke'. Later they copyrighted 'Coke' and that's what they use now.
The only time I had a coke when I was little was when I'd get a small glass bottle one from a vending machine. My grandfather only drank RC so that's what we had.
Great stuff, but I'm sad to say that this is the first video I've won. Funnily enough, I never do the punishments when I laugh, and yet my plan for today was to install shelving. You got me, Tyler. Happy 2024!
You got another baby on the way?? Awesome. That's wonderful, Tyler. I am looking forward to reading your book when it comes out. Bless you and all of those in your family and corporation. You deserve the success.
I received straight A's in college except for one class, which I received a D in. It was taught by a liberal professor. The class was Philosophy. I guess we didn't agree to disagree.😮
Am I the only one who loves blasting around in a snowstorm with the top down in a convertible with aviator goggles on and a long scarf, blasting the music from the battle of Hoth at ridiculous volume?
Yes, yes you are, weirdo. I do enjoy going out on the back roads the first couple decent snows we get of the year. For no other reason than to get reaclimented to the driving conditions. (Read as donuts, e-braking, j-turns, etc / Good times) Sometimes it is also a renewal of my "digging out" skills as well.
Rotating your tires is actually a scam. With modern radials there is no actual need to rotate your tires anymore. That is just one of those things from early autos that people assume is still a necessity.
Link to book, we’re only a few weeks away! www.amazon.com/Trailer-Park-Parable-Brothers-Forgiveness/dp/B0C7P7S8VL
Also on Barnes and Noble: www.barnesandnoble.com/w/trailer-park-parable-tyler-zed/1143636848
Good Mernin Tyler and Crew😁
Congrats on baby dos 👍
@mommawant9989 , Good morning fellow patriot. 🏁🇺🇲🏁
When President Trump becomes NUMBER 47, he will be in his PRIME. I'll go stand in the corner now.
2:05 I was straight up expecting a C/h/i/n/a/V/i/r/u/s compliance joke here.
I went to college in my mid forties, my liberal instructors learned quickly not to even try arguing with me, other students said it's mostly because I was very intimidating. Funny how a deep voice, and pure fact is intimidating these days.
Being a person of “toxic masculinity”, it’s nice being intimidating.
These days, depending on the university, that attitude will get you a failing grade, or expulsion. Deep voice or no. Even here in the Netherlands, some students (most notably the sociology dept. at the University of Amsterdam) will only talk to the press anonymously, because they know having the wrong opinion has serious consequences for your scholastic career.
Excellent Robert
lol, have that speak down to me like I'm a child and you'll find out type of look.
So how did you enjoy all those D's and F's? Lol
The Starbucks one got me. That is exactly what most of them look like right down to the nose ring.
You still go to Starbucks? Buy Moon Does!
I thought it looked a lot like gates of hell.
I used to work w/ this head-strong chick with that bull's nose ring look. She wore the thick hipster glass frames too. None of these girls ever realize that they look like an emasculated bull. 😅
Watched one having a melt down because some singer made a song for them but the singer was not gay, so they got offended. Lol
I know someone that works there. She has to go to the stockroom every once in a w. To decompress from the stress of the job. A couple times she wss stressed and started blaring music in her earbuds. While looking for her safe space. She also complains about people invading her safe space if they get to close. Until recently she wss going to go into the Marines. She was going to wherever it was with some of the other ones that wanted to join to work out till the next recruitment happens. Then her mom started having problems and she decided to stay to help her. I couldn't begin to see her in the Marines. I don't know how she would have made it. She won't even drive a car. Because she gets so upset because people won't follow the rules of the road.
I enjoy the little asides Megan throws in...especially when they burn Tyler.
Agreed. She does just the right amount of them 👌
Hopefully Tyler takes all his book profits and gets some glasses.
"Blurry disc's" and "benihaha" were hysterical 😂
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@@thereaction18😂
Yea, blurry disc's? What, he must never have owned one.
4:40 Quite literally happened to me. 12th grade (1988/89). "Contemporary Issues". Liberal teacher. I wrote an essay on gun control. Dude gave me an F. I graduated with my class, but had to do the class over the next semester per school board. I got the conservative teacher this round. Turned in SAME REPORT. Got an A-. Told teacher about previous teacher. He stood up in front of the class, said how the other teacher is a friend (political opposites CAN be friends btw)... how the liberal teacher borrowed his 300 Savage to "take care of a racoon" and how much of a hypocrite he really was regarding my report.
For next week’s punishment, if Zed laughs, he has to post a special episode where he presents his speech that got him a C- in college. Alternatively, he can play pinball against Deev to prove his scores are better.
I vote for this. 😃👍
The woman on the plane with the ear bud reallllly got me 😂
... that motherfu*ker is NOT REAL!!!😂😂😂
I cant help but grin when tyler laughs like an old timey gold prospector. It cracks me up!
Once you hear it, you can't unhear it!
EDIT: 1:42
haha that is the perfect explanation! He so does, too! Love it!
Fun fact about crocks. When Mike Judge was selecting costumes with the lead costume designer for the movie “Idiocracy” he was insistent on making the characters wear crocks. His explanation was that crocks were the dumbest shoe he’d ever seen and it wouldn’t be a stretch to picture devolved morons wearing those 500 years in the future.
7:49 calls that a Coke seconds after complaining about people calling other sodas Coke. 😂😂😂
Zed - Dont call Mtn Dew Coke.
Zed 3 memes later - Oh is that a bento box and you got a Coke on the top right there (even though its clearly greenish).
Beat me to it.
🫤 that’s WHY he said it. Clearly a callback. 🤙
@@3RI6UY0No he does stuff like that, without even realizing he's doing it. But that's Tyler, he's more fun to watch like this. 😆
He's joking.
It's the new THC infused Coke "Toke"! Where have you been?
'Obviously, I had the higher score.' This attitude is why Deev ate the pizza rolls, Tyler.
😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂
Ouch!!
That burn will heat them pizza rolls right up.
Did Tyler really say "Millennial" Falcon!? Lol
Yes, yes he did. 🤦♂🤦♂
The " lack toes in toddler ants" killed me 😂😂😂
My knees thank my Crocs for the extra 1 million relaxed steps.
Me, a Floridian *wears crocs and uses a fanny pack as a purse*
Tyler: *talks shit about crocs and fanny packs*
Me: at least the underbelly of my car aint rusty, frost boy
But you do get flooded out every couple years
What do you do about the salty air though?
tis a free bath my friend :D @@vexile1239
use an air fryer *bum dum tiss*@@graciegj63
Since I moved to the South I've been able to continue driving my cars til they were paid off and several years after. Winning!
@ 7:48 “You got a COKE on the top right there” 😏 I see whatcha did Tyler. Nice callback.
You know you are a coffee addict when you can still have that last cup at 10:00 at night and still sleep like a baby.
I'm there.
Yep....me too. I can drink a cup and immediately fall asleep.
I’m there with you. 😅
I think it’s because it’s warm and makes you nice and toasty but I’m convinced they’re giving us all decaf! I can drink 2 cups in the morning and immediately take a 4 hour nap, the bastids!
@user-ve8fu9ti5i ...okay. I'm usually perking my first pot by 4:00am.
Yep! I have a cup for overnight sips when I wake up thirsty! 😂
Oh man. The way you said bagel seeds just tears at my heart and makes it bleed to no end.
The holes in Crocs are there to allow your dignity to leak out.
Tyler: Ma-ya-hi, ma-ya-hoo, ma-ya-hah, Beni-ha-ha!
"Lack toes in toddler ants?" That's mind bottling.
I wonder if it was an audio transcription?
When I used to tell people that I couldn't drink milk or cream things, I would say that it was a medical condition. Today, at least, I learned how to spell it, but still have no clue what the toes or the baby ants have to do with it.
I grew up in Texas, along the Gulf Coast. We threw rocks at each other, because we only got snow once every 11 years. We never successfully built a rock man.
Rocks and sticks where the 2 things we were NOT allowed to play with. unless we were camping at the river😂 rocks to skip and sticks to burn. Go figure
Heck my friends and I threw rocks at each other. And that was people we liked. Houston.
When we were kids back in the last millennium, there were oak trees in the corner field near our house. The neighborhood kids would gather paper bags of acorns and throw them at each other. Fairly safe, nobody got hurt badly. “Acorn wars!”
I feel like "Soft drink" wasn't properly represented lol. My Southern Grandma always said that 😅
Agreed. I have lived in the south most of my life. (45 years total) I have never heard anyone ever use the word coke that didn't refer to Coca-Cola. Except for the other kind of coke I guess. But I am very familiar with the all encompassing term "soft drink" to describe most carbonated drinks.
We love u Zed. U have no idea how ur videos comfort us when all around us is falling apart. Thanks a bunch and congratulations on ur 2nd baby. No doubt u are an awesome dad.
At our company x-mas party, the big money guy was doing trivia questions and giving 100 dollar bills as the prize. His way of giving out bonuses. Everyone had won except me. So he looks at me and says "name a dispensary in Michigan". Finally one I knew. The whole party bursted out in laughter and I got my bonus.
Sounds like he knows his people.
That’s wholesome.
I mean, it's Elkhart County. Those who know, know
100 dollars for a bonus? You need a need job man
@Hope-Truth-Light but, he works for the dispensary in Michigan. 😂
As a night owl I totally agree with that meme. As a kid I memorized this saying I saw once:
"On the other hand, the early worm gets eaten by the bird."
Dear Tyler, It's OK if you can't assemble basic furniture that comes with instructions XO we still love you
Maybe he shouldn't have dropped out of that "useless college."
@Unknown17 he doesn't know how to read. Beni- haha.
IKEA sucks just the worst shit ever to be sold
@@Unknown17 talk about an idiotic statement.
Must have not built any models when he was a kid.
Listened to this driving home from work today. Laughed so hard I was crying and could barely see the road!! Awesome!
Burning them to “blurry discs” Tyler? 😂
I wish he would get glasses already lol.
But think of the meme potential 😂
@@davidchambers44 😂
Yep, college professors are weird. I was in a writing class and one of the assignments was to write an argumentative essay, someone in our discussion board chose the pros of abortion, and instinctively I chose the cons of abortion. I researched the subject for a week and wrote for three days straight, and got a C- despite how well I presented my arguments, or my writing skill in general. I just know the guy who chose the pros got an A+.
After that I think she lowered the grades on my subsequent assignments
I wrote an anti abortion paper for a biology class in college. Got an A, but the professor wrote to be more open minded. Lol at least she still graded by paper correctly.
I come for the laughs. I leave with the mistakes, mispronounced names, and general malaprops. It only makes it epic. Thank you Tyler, your imperfections add to your likeability. 🇺🇲
Did you catch him call it the Millennial Falcon?
...like pronouncing "Blu-ray" as "blurry."
I thought “malaprop” was another truncated gen-Z shorthand word for malapropism
Wrong - Mrs Malaprop was a character in a 1775 play by Sheridan… that’s actually clever
Dragoons often spend a significant portion of the raid dead, I agree
@georgewodicks4839 I've seen the "UM" a couple of times...what does it mean? Google told me it means "Uninsured Motorist", but Google is a lying bastard! 😆
Job interview: So what makes you want to work here? Walking into any store and knowing I can't afford 99% of everything there, wearing the same clothes I've had since I was 20 now almost 26.
I was one of three students in an advanced German class and got an F on a paper reviewing Berthold Brecht's If Sharks were Men stating that rather than condemning capitalism (as is the authors view) it condemns socialism. I dropped German as my major and the professor was fired because there were no other students.
Sanctuary Cities - I feel what they should do is go back an pull the video photoaged of every politician that announced their City or their State was a sanctuary City or State and find out the names, addresses and phone numbers of every person who was standing there clapping and then give this information out to every homeless person in the city/state with a message that says "go here for food and shelter".
Our puppy never barked. Now he is a teenager😅 Wind changes and all hell breaks loose
We adopted our dog. She was about six. Didn't bark for over a year. We weren't sure she was able because she has a lot of scars on her throat. First time she did scared the crap out of us.
4:20 I went to the Art Institute of CA- OC back in the late 2000’s. I had one teacher for Typography class, and every one of my assignments I put effort in to, he gave me a 6 or 7 out of 10. The final assignment, which I rushed, got a 10/10. Made me realize the BS that some teachers are.
Or maybe the facade of compliance was broken and your true self finally shone through.
If I was your English teacher I would comment on how you misspelled the word "most" by writing "some".
@@stephenshelton4267 😆
The thing about not being liberal in college is true. A young man came to work at my place of employment and he said it was hard/scary being a conservative at his college.
Around here some folks won't say Coke , they say Cocola.
I Can honestly say I've never put my foot in a crock
Stay strong brother. There’s only a few of us sane people left 😂
Not really a crock person, but I did get a pair for boat shoes. When launching my little boat, I have to walk in the water, and they are good for that.
Same. Have you seen the Croc cowboy boots? Lol. Perfect for walking around in mud and cow sh*t.
@@rickpicone9751 keens- Newport or arroyo. Your welcome. You won't have to wear those ugly vile crocs. You'll have way more comfortable feat. Best part? Over 5 years of constant wear in the warm weather and I don't forsee replacement for at least another 5 years.
Me either. I also lived through the Jellies, earth shoes and Uggs phases without wearing any. I must admit I did participate in the platform shoe phase as a teen though. 😂
In the South and Texas that jar would say "It's not the heat. It's the humidity". 😂
No they did not diss my Cheerios by calling them bagels.
They say that everywhere. They also say the "If you don't like the weather, just wait 10 minutes " EVERYWHERE!!!
Tyler: “It’s NOT coke!”
Also Tyler: “you have coke on top there..”
I’m from Georgia & I’ve NEVER heard someone genuinely call a soda a “coke”
On another note, I seriously judge anyone calling it “pop”. Fight me
Zed: Pay attention to the road!
Drivers: I know there is a road somewhere under this sea of white, but we're all just guessing here.
Zeds face in the thumbnail next to that meme absolutely sums up this channel in a nutshell.
Did Tyler just say, “Millennial Falcon?”
Of course we drank gasoline, how else are you supposed to get it out of your dad's truck to put in your foewilla?
I did on accident....story time😂 I was 4 and it was in a milk jug. Back then they sold Kool aid juice in those jugs😮 Anyway it was nice and pink. My grandpa almost had a heart attack when I said that wasn't koolaid in the garage
@@kj7792don't worry it was probably just pappy's shine
@@noControl556 😜🤣🤣
There are no "Snow Days" in Minnesota.
There's no humor there either.
TYLER ZED!!
They can't be called "mom tarts" because they don't "mom" out of the toaster.
18:28. For me it was "The Price Is Right" and reruns of "Andy Griffith" "Petticoat Junction" "Leave it to Beaver" "Beverly Hillbillies". And I looked forward to them.
Holy crap I made it into a video, and yes my grandparents love you Tyler lmao
The Bluray Bandit appears.....
Hero 🫡
I think Tyler called him blurry
Now if you could convert that Blu-ray to VHS……
@@mikem1457That's what I heard with headphones on
I immediately wondered if the guy bought blurry, blank CD's from Goodwill or something and was still successful at recording for his grandparents.
That would be pure love and dedication 😂
One of my favorite parts of any video is Tyler's "Grow Up!" reaction. I laugh every time. Good thing I'm not playing the game!
Tyler gives the lecture about calling drinks "Coke". Next meme is the sushi, and some green drink is in the cup, and he calls it "Coke"..... I just about died laughing there!
I never miss your Sunday show, Zed. I love you. If I had the energy, I would stalk you. Fortunately for you, I'm an overweight senior citizen.
20:00 - the "world tour" means playing in all the places that a) have electricity, b) can organize a society, and c) you won't get shivved between the airport and the stage.
Seriously, book a tour through Africa for your band and let me know how it goes.
I never thought I’d wear crocs until I bought a boat and realized how great they are for that! Yes flip flops and sandles work great but they give you that little extra support needed while launching and loading
There great for kayaking!
You know your feet are going to get wet.
Keens Newport exist.
You have something in common with these kids going to the gym. Plaid pajama pants + Crocs. Nobody told me this is the new workout outfit.
OMG the wisdom teeth joke had me crying. Yeah, I lost.
The.." owning a cat. Hearing crash..😊.tomorrows problem " ...fact! Hahaha
That wisdom tooth joke was fire...
💯🔥 funniest part of the video!
Do you want some coke?
No thanks, I've been clean for 23 years.
🤔
That Starbucks one really hit home lol… I was there just the other day for no real reason and decided to get a small coffee (I absolutely refuse to call it tall/venti/whatever) and it was almost $3 and the card machine still asked for a tip… I’ve gotta remind myself never to go there again lol…
Tyler- “a Mountain Dew is not a coke! Stop referencing a pop as a coke it doesn’t make any sense”
Tyler (three seconds later) - “look at that! A nice little bento box, you got a coke on the top right there”
The “coke” being green and looking suspiciously like a Mountain Dew 😂😂💀
7:49 “you got a coke on the top right there” 😂😂😂
I will not put together Ikea-like furniture! 😂
I hope he wasn't smoking when he tried drinking gas 😂
The scene from The Birds.
I'll try not to laugh when the Vikings lose to the lions today
Oh Lord, the humiliation!
GO LIONS!! 🦁
You should offer a degree in Higher Zeducation!!
😂
6:15 Tyler, the headaches are from the coffee withdraw specifically. The specific combo of the type of tannins + the caffeine + the type of oil in the Roasted coffee make it really like a drug (speaking as someone drinking coffee while I type this lol). I have personally found that generic caffeine (in pill form or isolated to go in sodas) are significantly easier to deal with, as are energy drinks. The only way I can avoid coffee headaches is using coffee as the afternoon pick-me-up and having an energy drink or soda in the morning, OR drinking Green Coffee (the un-roasted coffee beans; however they cannot be ground [it will break a grinder lol I attempted this] so you have to steep it like tea but in the bottom of the coffee carafe). I know it sounds weird, this is what has worked for me after 25 years of drinking coffee. Hope this helps anyone who can't get rid of the Coffee Headaches.
Drink decaf.
@@genek8630 That doesn't work to ease coffee headaches.
@@genek8630Death before decaf! ☠️ ☠️
Just kidding, a coworker had that on their coffee mug years ago.
@homesteadgamer1257 I used to drink regular coffee, but I developed acid reflux. My doctor told me one of the things I had to give up was coffee, because of the caffeine, I got headaches because of the caffeine withdrawal. I really liked coffee so I tried decaf. My stomach could tolerate two cups in the morning, plus my headaches stopped because no matter if it says decaf, there still is a little caffeine in it. I was able to do this with no meds for the acid reflux.
You laugh...
You lose...
GO!!!!
It's Sunday morning now.
FWIW, I also take my finger at point at the screen when I come to "GO!!!" ...
I refused to play that game in college, I went back after 8 years to finish up getting a degree so I could advance in my employment, now a requirement. I got into several arguments with the leftist professors and even kicked out of a few classes. One of my friends said I have to play the game, said no, I have integrity and why our world is so messed up now.
I looked it up, the Margie's Meatloaf Mecca thing was an elaborate prank by a marketing company or something on one of their employees who they knew was planning a trip to Ohio.
tyler seems like the type of dude that would pay the assembly fee at ikea
7:00 Tyler: "The real problem is saying a coke." 7:47 Also Tyler: "You got a coke on the top right there."
I almost got kicked out of University. They literally told me to leave. I'm very proud of it. Apparently using "Atlas 🤷" is not a source they want one to reference, even in a philosophy course 😅.
Graduated with honors. Worked in my field 10 + years. Awarded the highest honor from my company. Company closed 2 years after I left it. "Woke" and I don't get along.
I feel bad for kids these days that wont experience a rock fight.
They can have my experience. My brother split my lip, I still have the scar and it's memorialized in my kindergarten picture. I should have ducked.
Do you know what Ikea means in Swedish? How to ruin a weekend!!😂
I and some friends went to IKEA yesterday for a meatball lunch.
20:12 Not Tyler prononucing Blu-Ray discs as "blurrier discs" 😂
Zed: We lit stuff on fire. We did that quite a bit. Also Zed: YOU were a bad kid.
I am clearly a degenerate for skipping the rules for something at the start, then laughing far too much in this episode and then watching another video straight away after upvoting, without any care at all!
That's probably what most of us do, but I don't think that justifies the use of "...degenerate..."
@@Beregond1861 I was jokingly exaggerating. 😂
Dear Tyler,
I will stop referencing all sodas as "Coke" when everyone stops calling all cotton swabs "Q-tips". 😎
And facial tissues Kleenex
And Adjustable wrenches, "Crescent" wrenches!! & Locking pliers, "Vise" grips.
@@stephenorourke7005 In England, there are NO such things as vacuum cleaners. You are "Hoovering" your living room.
You're like those people in England who weigh things in stones, like WTF is a stone?
@@stephenorourke7005you would be very angry to hear that I accidentally called and Allen wrench an “Albert wrench” the other day. I am so sorry 😂
Tyler, if I read correctly, the car fined while being towed is from Jaguaraçu, a small town in the interior of Brazil.
In reference to the clip that starts @15:30 - Some of the best, most hilarious memories I have as a teenager in the early 2000’s (12-13 years old) are when my friends and I would have a sleepover. Around 1 - 3AM we would call Walmart and get an employee on the phone and talk through a prank phone call program literally called “Shit-talker”. All the program did was say outloud whatever you typed, and it had a bunch of different voices you could choose from. All the voices sounded undeniably not human by today’s standards but at the time it worked. Most of the people we talked to just thought the “person” they were talking to had a really weird voice and something was wrong with them. Our goal was simple - keep the person on the phone as long as possible while saying the craziest stuff. You wouldn’t believe how long some of these late night Walmart workers would stay on the phone with us! LOL It was ridiculously funny! Ahh the good ole days of AOL, Windows 98, chat rooms, beepers, and landlines… lol
BENIHAHA, lmaooooo.
Hey Zed, thanks for the great content, love the show, just a heads up here, i've been watching for a couple years now and don't know why lately i have to subscribe to your channel everytime i watch. Much love from Canada.
Youscrew does the same here in the states too🤬🤬🤬
18:15 It's an issue that people completed ignored the NSA spying on everyone to obsess over a deflated football.
"Living the dream.... one nightmare at a time."
I was doing road construction and a garbage man was doing his job while passing by he asked me how my day was going said living the dream and he replied then I hate to see your nightmares and that stuck with me years later I will randomly think about it
ZED at 7:06:
also ZED at 7:47....
YOU GOT WHAT NOW??
I’ve been military for 30+ years. I went through an ROTC program. I went in as a Second Lieutenant I went up a bit in the ranks over three decades.
A soft drink in the American South used to be called a
" dope" at least up into the 1970s. " Coke" is a relatively new one.
Southerners tended to drink RC Cola ( to wash down that Moon Pie)
In TX it's been Coke for the whole 48 years I've lived here. I was a Pepper.
We call it sodee pop in the south
Must have been a different part of the South. For us, they were all 'cokes'. I remember Coke having an ad campaign to get people to say 'Coca-Cola' instead of 'coke'. Later they copyrighted 'Coke' and that's what they use now.
@@randysparks5413 No "we" don't. We call it Coke. That's the midwest. Nobody says sodeee. We shorten words, not elongate them.
The only time I had a coke when I was little was when I'd get a small glass bottle one from a vending machine. My grandfather only drank RC so that's what we had.
Stop calling it Coke, that's a brand.
2 clips later calls a green soda a coke.
Rules for thee...
It was a JOKE. It clearly went over your head.
Great stuff, but I'm sad to say that this is the first video I've won. Funnily enough, I never do the punishments when I laugh, and yet my plan for today was to install shelving. You got me, Tyler. Happy 2024!
She left the bumper to reserve her parking spot! 😂 clever
You got another baby on the way?? Awesome. That's wonderful, Tyler. I am looking forward to reading your book when it comes out. Bless you and all of those in your family and corporation. You deserve the success.
I received straight A's in college except for one class, which I received a D in. It was taught by a liberal professor. The class was Philosophy. I guess we didn't agree to disagree.😮
The reason everyone wears Crocs in idiocracy was because they thought they were the stupidest shoes on the market
Am I the only one who loves blasting around in a snowstorm with the top down in a convertible with aviator goggles on and a long scarf, blasting the music from the battle of Hoth at ridiculous volume?
Yes, yes you are, weirdo. I do enjoy going out on the back roads the first couple decent snows we get of the year. For no other reason than to get reaclimented to the driving conditions. (Read as donuts, e-braking, j-turns, etc / Good times) Sometimes it is also a renewal of my "digging out" skills as well.
Try it on a motorcycle. It was different music, though.
It's actually $80 Tyler. Two of the $20's are stuck together with very little overlap
Thanks, you're the first person I found to comment this (so I wouldn't have to). Poor Meghan.
It is definitely 80 bucks 👍
Rotating your tires is actually a scam. With modern radials there is no actual need to rotate your tires anymore. That is just one of those things from early autos that people assume is still a necessity.
Zed- "I held back"
Zed's chairforce recruiter- "he is perfect"
He did did was hold the back of the chair.... 😅