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  • Опубликовано: 3 дек 2024

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  • @ZeducationTyler
    @ZeducationTyler  10 месяцев назад +63

    9 days until book release!
    -Order on Barnes & Noble instead of Amazon: www.barnesandnoble.com/w/trailer-park-parable-tyler-zed/1143636848?ean=9798888451922
    -Order Paperback Copy here: www.amazon.com/Trailer-Park-Parable-Brothers-Forgiveness/dp/B0C7P7S8VL/ref=sr_1_1?qid=1701192950&refinements=p_27%3ATyler+Zed&s=books&sr=1-1
    -Order Hardcover SIGNED Copy here: premierecollectibles.com/trailerpark

    • @mommawant9989
      @mommawant9989 10 месяцев назад +7

      Good Mernin Tyler and Crew!😁

    • @mountain-roots
      @mountain-roots 10 месяцев назад +5

      Happy Sunday from big island brotha🤙🏻

    • @fifedogg511
      @fifedogg511 10 месяцев назад +6

      @Zed maybe the Salt Life stickers in the midwest are just Salty Cracker fans

    • @roccodirico9737
      @roccodirico9737 10 месяцев назад +5

      Are you eagerly waiting for Mr.goblineus to stop by and give us some words of wisdom?

    • @roccodirico9737
      @roccodirico9737 10 месяцев назад +5

      God bless Javier Milei, President of Argentina.

  • @sharpe67
    @sharpe67 10 месяцев назад +345

    Just saw Levar Burton learned he is descended from a white Confederate soldier. Does he have to pay reparations to… himself?

    • @nannerl6243
      @nannerl6243 10 месяцев назад +34

      I think he should.

    • @roberthickerty390
      @roberthickerty390 10 месяцев назад +20

      Yes

    • @nickpolizzi5897
      @nickpolizzi5897 10 месяцев назад +15

      He's got the $ for it!

    • @HubertofLiege
      @HubertofLiege 10 месяцев назад

      He’s now the black face of white supremacy

    • @billweirdo9657
      @billweirdo9657 10 месяцев назад

      Reparations starts with those who captured and sold the slaves.... Africans

  • @marlenecrumley2139
    @marlenecrumley2139 10 месяцев назад +377

    Pluto was still the ninth planet of our solar system when I was in school.

    • @beatrixkiddo5
      @beatrixkiddo5 10 месяцев назад +30

      It broke my heart a little when my 7yo told me we have 8 planets. No son Pluto!!!!! Mom, "it's a 'Dwarf planet'" shut up son

    • @breshkotashmal7362
      @breshkotashmal7362 10 месяцев назад +38

      It still is. Screw the astronomers. If that means we need to include all the other dwarf planets too, so be it.

    • @SuperMoz1986
      @SuperMoz1986 10 месяцев назад +13

      That damn Dr Mike Brown killed Pluto for us.

    • @snippyJ
      @snippyJ 10 месяцев назад +29

      It still is a planet in my heart. I don't care what they say.😢

    • @howardb.6205
      @howardb.6205 10 месяцев назад +31

      ....and there were only two sexes

  • @Sevenlilies
    @Sevenlilies 10 месяцев назад +102

    Zeds trying to justify eating a Kitt Katt like a psycho

    • @slomo1562
      @slomo1562 10 месяцев назад +6

      I mean if it was Deev's of course he'd take a bite like that.
      I'd 100% do that to my brothers.

  • @rickyspanish492
    @rickyspanish492 10 месяцев назад +39

    That you even contemplated getting rid of bacon has me wondering about you Tyler.
    Blink 3 times if you're being held against your will.

  • @EsausFables
    @EsausFables 10 месяцев назад +21

    The greatest invention of the 21st century is the “jump to recipe” button and I will die on that hill.

    • @TehButterflyEffect
      @TehButterflyEffect 10 месяцев назад +1

      You mean the cookbook that I pull off the shelf?
      Pretty sure that was invented long before the 21st century was.

  • @XOChristianaNicole
    @XOChristianaNicole 10 месяцев назад +83

    Rhinos are not overweight unicorns - they are BATTLE UNICORNS.

    • @aplcc323
      @aplcc323 8 месяцев назад +1

      Heavy armored unicorns for sure!

  • @robinmills8675
    @robinmills8675 10 месяцев назад +112

    I learned that hiding under your desk will not protect you from a nuclear bomb.

    • @CupidsCrackhouse
      @CupidsCrackhouse 10 месяцев назад +12

      you need to trust the experts 🤣

    • @jp-ty1vd
      @jp-ty1vd 10 месяцев назад +5

      hiding under your desk helps protect you from broken glass and falling debris when the shock waves hit. duh

    • @YOUR-LOCAL13
      @YOUR-LOCAL13 10 месяцев назад +11

      @@jp-ty1vdWe were never told that. All we were told is that it would protect us from Russian bombs.

    • @jamesodell9382
      @jamesodell9382 10 месяцев назад +5

      truth,@@YOUR-LOCAL13 . Same here

    • @jp-ty1vd
      @jp-ty1vd 10 месяцев назад

      I guess we were given a different perspective. @@YOUR-LOCAL13

  • @SparkyTuttle
    @SparkyTuttle 10 месяцев назад +45

    So tired of California getting all the crazy press. That Judge was here in Las Vegas. That guy was looking at 19 months of jail time. The next day, she charged him the same 19 months. People went crazy. They didn't realize she couldn't sentence him in her own case, that will be the next judge. She was unharmed but two bailiff's went to the hospital. She's a great judge. Didn't lose her cool. The next day she was 100% professional. He's screwed.

    • @svenjansen2134
      @svenjansen2134 10 месяцев назад +3

      Good.

    • @terri348
      @terri348 10 месяцев назад +7

      Apparently the judge was right- probation didn't work for him.

    • @shadowknows3882
      @shadowknows3882 10 месяцев назад +3

      I was wondering if someone would [oint that mistake out.

    • @SparkyTuttle
      @SparkyTuttle 10 месяцев назад +9

      @@terri348 Other judges tried to get him to go to anger management classes as a stipulation for being free. He faild to show both times. So this judge had enough of his mess and gave him the proper sentence. He just thought he could bamboozle her and was pissed when she held him accountable. She worked as a prosecutor for 29 years. The last 16 she was in charge of standing up for sa children. She had a gift for making the kids feel safe. So, he picked the wrong person to try to intimidate. She went right back to work the next day. Hero!

  • @pprey6599
    @pprey6599 10 месяцев назад +13

    Something I used to do as a child I wish I could still do? Get up from a chair without making a noise.

  • @texasgal07
    @texasgal07 10 месяцев назад +117

    Zed…just push in the pokey part into the Barbies head. She don’t care…she’s a doll. 😂

  • @allenra530
    @allenra530 10 месяцев назад +257

    PETA actually is the acronym of People Eating Tasty Animals.

  • @prbrain
    @prbrain 10 месяцев назад +97

    Zed's Words to live by.
    1. Shut off all of your electronic devices for a week.
    2. Go work out once a day.
    3. Go eat healthy.
    4. Call your family and old friends.
    5. Relax, don't lose it.

    • @sooyster4033
      @sooyster4033 10 месяцев назад +7

      6. SEND THE MEMES

    • @HubertofLiege
      @HubertofLiege 10 месяцев назад +3

      7. Pineapple

    • @kevinmurphy5679
      @kevinmurphy5679 10 месяцев назад

      ​@EatMe420depends on the workout. Can't max out on deadlifts 7 days a week but you can do something.

    • @eaglerider1826
      @eaglerider1826 10 месяцев назад

      @EatMe420 You're right . We should only take advice from people on TicTok .

    • @eaglerider1826
      @eaglerider1826 10 месяцев назад +1

      8. sweet bread and butter pickles

  • @rdozzi6682
    @rdozzi6682 10 месяцев назад +11

    Don't apologize for promoting your book Zed.
    You deserve it.

  • @patrickfossum6774
    @patrickfossum6774 10 месяцев назад +4

    Jeez Zed, I can't be expected to just go and win the most prestigious award in American hockey.

  • @thebeekeepingboomer2212
    @thebeekeepingboomer2212 10 месяцев назад +122

    How am I supposed to get a Stanley Cup. I can’t even ice skate !😮

    • @kc9602
      @kc9602 10 месяцев назад +6

      Neither can I!! And I work in an Ice Arena!!

    • @nannerl6243
      @nannerl6243 10 месяцев назад +6

      I didn't even know what is for. LOL

    • @davidshumski4629
      @davidshumski4629 10 месяцев назад +3

      Now I have to Google Stanley cup .I am well aware of the real one.

    • @lorireed8046
      @lorireed8046 10 месяцев назад +1

      Dumb Dad joke

    • @jcmick8430
      @jcmick8430 10 месяцев назад +4

      I too don't know what the heck theyre talking about

  • @fireantsarestrange
    @fireantsarestrange 10 месяцев назад +37

    "A Naked Man has no fear of Pickpockets".... Unless there is a Turd Burglar.

  • @CatherineBurk
    @CatherineBurk 10 месяцев назад +72

    If those two guys went and hiked the entire Appalachian trail only one would come back.

    • @chriscepec1655
      @chriscepec1655 10 месяцев назад +7

      I'm pretty sure they both have life alert so they'll be fine

    • @CamMcB
      @CamMcB 10 месяцев назад +10

      Probably not the one who thinks he should take the other behind the gym

    • @17kcotsdoow86
      @17kcotsdoow86 10 месяцев назад +15

      Well that's for sure. Trump wouldn't hold his hand to show him where the trail is.😂

    • @heathb4319
      @heathb4319 10 месяцев назад +10

      @@chriscepec1655...nope. Only one has that issue. The other is still a lion while the life alert lost one is the old man and walker from Family guy,

    • @geraldfrost4710
      @geraldfrost4710 10 месяцев назад +6

      There's a movie about this...
      Two Men Enter!
      One Man Leaves!

  • @PlantNews
    @PlantNews 10 месяцев назад +3

    🥬🥬🥬 To preserve veggies in the fridge longer: get a really big resealable bag, like a very large ziplock. Put any and all veggies into it. If they're wet, put in a couple paper towels dry. If they're dry, put in a couple paper towels with a little water on them. This will keep the veggies perfect for at least 1 week if you purchased at the store, and 2-3 weeks if purchased from your local farm. Monitor the bag every couple of days. If too wet, take out any wet towels and put a dry towel in there, if too dry, maybe put a wet towel in there. You're welcome.

  • @lauraspurs14
    @lauraspurs14 10 месяцев назад +10

    Tyler, you look so good being 50 years old. There's no other way you know so many references to my childhood. As a former trailer park kid (who really is 50) I wish you much success on your book!

  • @marksavage7960
    @marksavage7960 10 месяцев назад +5

    As a true Canadian, my idea of a Stanley Cup has to do with hockey and is made of silver.

  • @cs7717
    @cs7717 10 месяцев назад +39

    *_That was Vegas, not California_* where the defendant went flying over the bench towards the judge. He was standing there telling her how he is a changed man and that she needs to do what she needs to do. He was claiming how he's been so good and hasn't broken any laws. Then the judge said that he needs to experience another outcome because probation has not been working. That's when he exploded over the bench. He was expecting probation again. When they brought him back into court for his sentencing, he was in chains and there were five big police guards.

    • @tylerchapman9234
      @tylerchapman9234 10 месяцев назад +5

      Incredible athleticism. Jumped a table then the 5 foot bench. I think people just assume it happened in California

    • @eaglerider1826
      @eaglerider1826 10 месяцев назад +3

      @@tylerchapman9234 This is something we would expect from Florida man .

    • @ankavoskuilen1725
      @ankavoskuilen1725 10 месяцев назад +3

      Excellent way to prove that he was a changed man and that he was so good and hadn't broken any laws.

    • @user-is7xs1mr9y
      @user-is7xs1mr9y 10 месяцев назад

      If only his brain worked half as good as his muscles.

  • @liveyourbestlife3785
    @liveyourbestlife3785 10 месяцев назад +52

    When I was in school they taught us there were 9 planets.
    Make Pluto great again

    • @locutusuk68
      @locutusuk68 10 месяцев назад +2

      I was taught there were Trillions of planets 🤣

    • @chrisjohnson1599
      @chrisjohnson1599 10 месяцев назад

      Always remember...😢

    • @projectmayhem6898
      @projectmayhem6898 9 месяцев назад

      Pluto needs to sweep out its orbit, then!

    • @kimghanson
      @kimghanson 6 месяцев назад

      There are four oceans. Since then they somehow have discovered another one.

  • @jerseyboyjoe9079
    @jerseyboyjoe9079 10 месяцев назад +98

    Fact that we wouldn’t have a calculator in our pockets as adults is my biggest thing disproved from my school years

    • @PruneHub
      @PruneHub 10 месяцев назад +7

      Mine is "This will go on your permanent record!"

    • @downhomesunset
      @downhomesunset 10 месяцев назад +11

      I was thinking of “duck and cover” from the Cold War with Russia; when we had to hide under the desks because that piece of plywood would stop a nuclear bomb. We had to practice this manoeuvre…….

    • @ReformedAgnostic
      @ReformedAgnostic 10 месяцев назад +5

      Yeah, but is it a scientific graphing calculator? You just never know when you have to find a sine curve. /s

    • @DaveBaldwin1
      @DaveBaldwin1 10 месяцев назад +3

      ​@@downhomesunsetI was thinking the same thing😂

    • @dixiemiles2140
      @dixiemiles2140 10 месяцев назад +3

      My dad had a calculator in his pocket back in the 1950s. It was called a slide rule, and it didn't need batteries. 😊

  • @billyletsgo
    @billyletsgo 10 месяцев назад +27

    Are we going to skip over the fact that Tyler eats his KitKat like Jeffrey Dahmer and Tyler would get rid of tacos instead of sushi? Tacos? Really Tyler? 😂😂😂

    • @broncogrizz
      @broncogrizz 10 месяцев назад +1

      It is odd since he's from Minnesota, it's hard to find good sushi in the middle of the country. I picked those two also. You take all the stuff from a taco and dump it in a bowl or make a burrito and it's good enough.

  • @cephasmartin8593
    @cephasmartin8593 10 месяцев назад +6

    Fact taught in school: Diving under your school desk will protect you in a nuclear blast.

  • @seandelap8587
    @seandelap8587 10 месяцев назад +1003

    Lets face it the whole world loses if Trump doesn't get back in office later this year and i say that as a non American

    • @TheSiameseDreamer
      @TheSiameseDreamer 10 месяцев назад

      He's already lost. The election will be rigged.

    • @scottmccloud9029
      @scottmccloud9029 10 месяцев назад +92

      I totally agree with that.

    • @VinnyMartello
      @VinnyMartello 10 месяцев назад +67

      Yep.

    • @3RI6UY0
      @3RI6UY0 10 месяцев назад

      🤙 There won’t BE an election later this year. Time to wake up to the fact that the evil ones will do whatever it takes to NOT let Trump back in office.

    • @d.w.w.sweetz3008
      @d.w.w.sweetz3008 10 месяцев назад +74

      It's Trump or die.

  • @jayeclements6452
    @jayeclements6452 10 месяцев назад +34

    Parrots speaking in another language: as a teenager I went on a school exchange trip to France and stayed with a French family. They had an African grey parrot that spoke French.....and could swear in English, German and Spanish. During the visit I learned that this family hosted kids frequently as part of cultural exchanges (both parents were senior school heads of language departments) and the kids came from England.....Germany.....and Spain!

  • @lisagibson2975
    @lisagibson2975 10 месяцев назад +64

    fun fact: the audible verson includes 3 hours of Tyler talking about the "Pizza roll incident"

    • @lorireed8046
      @lorireed8046 10 месяцев назад +7

      Haaaa haaaa

    • @robyneanderton9253
      @robyneanderton9253 10 месяцев назад +4

      I might have to buy the audible as well as the signed copy, JUST to hear this!🤣

  • @nonachan2205
    @nonachan2205 10 месяцев назад +5

    As an artist I never realized my childhood art would make just as much as Picasso and da Vinci, and I’m not even dead yet….

  • @americanmaceire1743
    @americanmaceire1743 10 месяцев назад +2

    Usher got his fudge packed by Sean Combs

  • @77dris
    @77dris 10 месяцев назад +71

    Toronto Maple Leafs will never have to worry about being part of a Stanley Cup trend...

    • @costrio
      @costrio 10 месяцев назад +3

      I've got an old T shirt that says 35 year is long enough! I've been crossing out the number and putting in new ones for a long, long, time.
      (They last one they won was in 1967'. (Canada's 100th birthway)

    • @downhomesunset
      @downhomesunset 10 месяцев назад

      @@costrioBirthway???????

    • @KRAMITDFROG
      @KRAMITDFROG 10 месяцев назад

      ​@@downhomesunsetI have a hard time believing that was autocorrect doing that, too.

    • @peregrine63701
      @peregrine63701 10 месяцев назад +2

      Or the Minnesota Vikings Super Bowl win

    • @brandontripp6309
      @brandontripp6309 10 месяцев назад

      I'm just glad I'm not the only one that when they hear Stanley Cup their first thought is hockey. Speaking of which, I have to start my push to join an NHL team today, so I can have any hope of completing my punishment today

  • @lexbustamante757
    @lexbustamante757 10 месяцев назад +42

    People who get those cups are LIKE the same people who went after the toilet paper.

    • @bethshadid2087
      @bethshadid2087 10 месяцев назад +2

      Awwwe give them a break. They haven't had the Black Friday rush in years 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @jp-ty1vd
      @jp-ty1vd 10 месяцев назад +5

      or the Uggs.

    • @kaeli3952
      @kaeli3952 10 месяцев назад +4

      Or the tickle-me-elmos or furbies

    • @sandy-pf9bb
      @sandy-pf9bb 10 месяцев назад +4

      Cabbage Patch dolls. Yeah, I'm old :)

    • @Madonnalitta1
      @Madonnalitta1 10 месяцев назад +3

      They're probably people who use the word "like" unnecessarily, too!

  • @paulmurgatroyd6372
    @paulmurgatroyd6372 10 месяцев назад +17

    A 'fact' I was taught in school...
    "You better learn math, because you won't be carrying a calculator all the time..."

  • @kn3448
    @kn3448 10 месяцев назад +3

    Zed thinks that parrots only speak english. My grandfather's neighbour, Mr Twighcross, served in the merchant navy most of his life and in his travels came to own a parrot called Jack, as in jack tar. The bird was in his late seventies and could speak in eleven languages including Russian, Mandarin, Polish, Finnish and German. Those were the ones that could be identified.
    It used to give my sister and I great pleasure to hear Jack, in perfect English, telling Mr Twighcross' dog to "Shut the fuck up!" when it started barking.

  • @PrettyGhostX
    @PrettyGhostX 10 месяцев назад +8

    Im swedish and I can't live my life without Zeducation. Thanks to Tyler and the gang, your work is important🇸🇪✌

  • @Psychodermia
    @Psychodermia 10 месяцев назад +27

    7:43 - Seriously? You JUST said "potatoes all day"! Plant that sucker and you'll have POTATOES all day. You're welcome. 🤣🤣

  • @aCarolinaGal
    @aCarolinaGal 10 месяцев назад +29

    Tyler: waiting for the birth of his 2nd baby.
    Also Tyler: my book is the most important thing I've done.
    We love you, Tyler (and Meghan!) 😉

    • @svenjansen2134
      @svenjansen2134 10 месяцев назад +5

      2nd baby, 1st book.

    • @weaksause6878
      @weaksause6878 10 месяцев назад +2

      But not Deev 😂

    • @justforever96
      @justforever96 10 месяцев назад +2

      He said "the most important thing I have ever worked on". The male role in having a baby is not very arduous. Anyway a kid is something that happens to you, not a thing you worked to create (generally), not until it's older.

    • @aCarolinaGal
      @aCarolinaGal 10 месяцев назад

      @@justforever96 I know that, which is why there are no quotations. It was a joke.

    • @ankavoskuilen1725
      @ankavoskuilen1725 10 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@justforever96It still is something the male has to work on, and it is pretty important.

  • @Teriannd
    @Teriannd 10 месяцев назад +73

    My rooster at sea meme interpretation:
    Mentally he's somewhere that doesn't make sense. I think a lot of us feel that way in this chaos.

    • @sumerlilangel
      @sumerlilangel 10 месяцев назад +6

      Mine was the movie Life of Pi and I saw chicken pot pie.

    • @deaconblooze1
      @deaconblooze1 10 месяцев назад +22

      Adrift in an absurd situation, without the faculties to even comprehend the gravity of the situation.

    • @KnittyKitty215
      @KnittyKitty215 10 месяцев назад +27

      All I could think of was "Chicken of the Sea". What's tuna got to do with it? I dunno.

    • @john37foldgaming
      @john37foldgaming 10 месяцев назад +7

      Or is it "Absurdly at peace"?

    • @angelapastorius2377
      @angelapastorius2377 10 месяцев назад +2

      @@deaconblooze1 BINGO 🎯 ... there I go ... floating away ...

  • @stevemindyludlow
    @stevemindyludlow 10 месяцев назад +4

    I totally thought the Costco hot dog thing was just my husband. Thanks for setting me straight and now I have to apologize to my husband. 😂

  • @Combatzx2
    @Combatzx2 10 месяцев назад +6

    of all the things tyler couldve had as a child again, he picks run a mile... a sane person wouldve said not have to pay bills or taxes... but tyler is a special, special boy.

  • @joeg5414
    @joeg5414 10 месяцев назад +24

    Every SUnday morning I wake up and the first thing through my head is Nancy saying "good morning, sunday morning."

    • @MichaelSHartman
      @MichaelSHartman 10 месяцев назад +3

      Bless your heart.

    • @cindylouwho7780
      @cindylouwho7780 10 месяцев назад +1

      Zad needs to take the guy from the other day and do a voice over for Nancy or just make a whole new one. I'm tired of hearing her every Sunday morning.

    • @overcomingobstaclescreates1695
      @overcomingobstaclescreates1695 10 месяцев назад

      My brother and I text that to each other every Sunday morning 😂

  • @WhiteHillCZ
    @WhiteHillCZ 10 месяцев назад +33

    In my defence, there are no instructions on a KitKat bar. 😂

    • @downhomesunset
      @downhomesunset 10 месяцев назад +6

      Does there really need to be?

    • @darksu6947
      @darksu6947 10 месяцев назад +2

      You're a monster! 😂

    • @carmenmonoxide7459
      @carmenmonoxide7459 10 месяцев назад +3

      Give me a break! 😆😆

    • @sandy-pf9bb
      @sandy-pf9bb 10 месяцев назад

      ​@downhomesunset Exactly. Somethings are just self-evident.

  • @helenhenderson9223
    @helenhenderson9223 10 месяцев назад +24

    Re: The Sprouting Sweet Potato. If you cut off the sprouts, you can plant them to make new plants. For the Russets, you cut the potato into chunks and plant the "eyes" for new plants. An easier and cheapler alternative to Super Valu, but it will take longer for the dinner table.

    • @bethshadid2087
      @bethshadid2087 10 месяцев назад +1

      We have potatoes growing in our back yard right now.

    • @whoobo3412
      @whoobo3412 10 месяцев назад +1

      So that's why my sweet taters didn't make it and my russets did. Thank you so much! I'll cut the vines next time 😊

  • @meganmartinez2275
    @meganmartinez2275 10 месяцев назад +3

    Someone needs to hire Tyler for his amazing sounds effects, especially the truck 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @projectmayhem6898
    @projectmayhem6898 9 месяцев назад

    [21:20] It is heartwarming to see a dualie parked in a single space. Kudos to the owner!

  • @huckleberry4487
    @huckleberry4487 10 месяцев назад +133

    I was this years old when I found out Tyler is a psychopath. There's only one acceptable way to eat a Kit Kat.

    • @SuperMoz1986
      @SuperMoz1986 10 месяцев назад +11

      Absolutely, that triggered me too! 🤣

    • @amandawilkinsontarot7096
      @amandawilkinsontarot7096 10 месяцев назад +6

      He definitely doesn't have OCD

    • @elultimo102
      @elultimo102 10 месяцев назад +6

      The same goes for a double popsicle---

    • @jjc4577
      @jjc4577 10 месяцев назад +6

      We already knew this due to his stance on pineapple on pizza.

    • @thorin1045
      @thorin1045 10 месяцев назад +2

      shred it with a cheese shredder and dump it into the prepoured milk as cereal?

  • @corriemcginnis4400
    @corriemcginnis4400 10 месяцев назад +14

    Arts not dead. Its just that the people with actual talent dont get the recognition or opportunities because the people spending their money on "art" are spending to launder and the people selling that art are willing to be involved.

    • @MichaelSHartman
      @MichaelSHartman 10 месяцев назад

      Hunter Biden comes to mind.

    • @ReformedAgnostic
      @ReformedAgnostic 10 месяцев назад +3

      Yep, and if you buy an expensive painting, then rent it to a museum or gallery, you get to deduct the entire cost of the painting from your income while looking like a philanthropist.

  • @Ariel_Anton
    @Ariel_Anton 10 месяцев назад +60

    The funniest joke of the show was Tyler's "parrots only speak English" .😂

    • @ArleneAdkinsZell
      @ArleneAdkinsZell 10 месяцев назад +6

      My late husband's aunt was from Mexico and her parrot spoke Spanish, we always wondered if it was cussing us, because she would giggle sometimes when it would blurt something out. 'What did that bird say?!' 'Oh nothing, just making noise'

    • @palhallstrom7535
      @palhallstrom7535 10 месяцев назад +7

      Teach a bird to cuss the family out somehow is really funny. Or she taught it dirty jokes. @@ArleneAdkinsZell

    • @johnclifton8074
      @johnclifton8074 10 месяцев назад +5

      Same things with dogs. Some one I knew had a Chihuahua they had adopted from a Spanish household and thought it was stupid because it would t obey. When I talked Spanish to it, it understood !
      I've heard parrots speak in British accents too ! Funny stuff with birds and animals !

    • @mikemcconeghy4658
      @mikemcconeghy4658 10 месяцев назад +3

      I've been to Brazil. The parrots there speak Portuguese.

    • @pappyrandy870
      @pappyrandy870 10 месяцев назад +1

      I dated a lady years ago who had a managerie (sp); 2 parrots, 3 cockatoos, somehow only two rabbits, 3 dogs, a cat and a horse. Cockatoos ruined all my pants by using their beaks to climb my pant leg. Beak-sized holes. Cockatoos are a little larger than Cornish Game Hens. Hint.

  • @CBaller2020
    @CBaller2020 10 месяцев назад +3

    Tyler!!! As your fellow Minnesota neighbor, I have to tell you..... holy shit!!! I read the description of your book. Wow!! I can't wait to read your story! I hope it gets to #1!!

  • @nathanwoodruff9422
    @nathanwoodruff9422 10 месяцев назад +2

    _"What is something you used to do as a child that you wish you could still do?"_ Take a nap at anytime in the day.

  • @deadweasel7942
    @deadweasel7942 10 месяцев назад +32

    Jason Aldean should be the halftime show! 😂

  • @shirw
    @shirw 10 месяцев назад +19

    I did competitive gymnastics as a kid... I wish I could still eat anything I wanted and do a back flip at any moment! 😂

  • @trumpwon2240
    @trumpwon2240 10 месяцев назад +10

    That intrusive thought won. I had to pause the video immediately to watch parrots speaking a foreign language

  • @danik8835
    @danik8835 10 месяцев назад +2

    We have three kids. Our youngest had speech issues when he was a toddler. His brother was my translator when I couldn't figure out what he was saying.❤😂

  • @slomo1562
    @slomo1562 10 месяцев назад +1

    15:20 "Where does Pooh come from? ...And Tigger?" Then Tyler laughs exactly like Tigger!

  • @girlwriteswhat
    @girlwriteswhat 10 месяцев назад +7

    Word of caution. While I do believe letting the potato shoots grow is a worthwhile endeavor, whatever you do, don't eat them, or the potato itself if it's green, soft or wrinkly. Potatoes contain toxins. In a normal potato, the toxins are concentrated in the skin, and particularly in the eyes.
    Exposure to light causes greening of the skin, and sprouting from the eyes, and those two processes generate more of these toxins. The shoots are FULL of them.
    I recall reading a news story about two guys who escaped from a rural jail. They holed up in someone's vacation cabin. The only food in the place was a bunch of sprouted potatoes that were entirely shrivelled. They ate the shoots. A lot of them.
    They ended up found a day later in that same cabin, covered in their own vomit and diarrhea. Still alive, but in no shape to flee.

    • @svenjansen2134
      @svenjansen2134 10 месяцев назад

      I knew they were toxic. You can get poison out of them.

    • @angelbabies7
      @angelbabies7 10 месяцев назад

      They're lucky they lived!😮

    • @SlygothaTheBroodmother
      @SlygothaTheBroodmother 10 месяцев назад

      Potatoes definitely kill chickens.

    • @erichoekstra206
      @erichoekstra206 10 месяцев назад

      Guinea pigs too

    • @wilburrrrr742
      @wilburrrrr742 10 месяцев назад

      ​@@SlygothaTheBroodmother
      Wonderful!
      Now I'm picturing a Mr Potatoehead dressed up like Chucky with a dagger. 😮

  • @nicomeier8098
    @nicomeier8098 10 месяцев назад +21

    Jada Pinkett Smith - how this monstrosity has power over Will smith I will never understand.

    • @normalhuman9260
      @normalhuman9260 10 месяцев назад

      Probably cause she looks like a dude,and from what I hear, he's kinda into that. 🤷

    • @conleykat
      @conleykat 10 месяцев назад

      At first I thought she was a man.

    • @iansmith4557
      @iansmith4557 10 месяцев назад

      @nicomeier8098 As they say, 'Love is blind".

    • @idiotology5568
      @idiotology5568 10 месяцев назад

      She's been blackmailing him because he is gay, very very gay.

  • @TheRealBrook1968
    @TheRealBrook1968 10 месяцев назад +26

    16 lbs lost. Still strong on New Years Res.

  • @DJTourniquet
    @DJTourniquet 10 месяцев назад +2

    I saw the Jada one and immediately thought, "Well at least Gollum is wearing clothes now..."

  • @churrle8528
    @churrle8528 10 месяцев назад +1

    Person losing by it : I’m losing it
    Tyler : Just relax!
    Person losing it : Thanks Tyler! I feel better now
    🤣

  • @TimPenny-k4h
    @TimPenny-k4h 10 месяцев назад +25

    Personally I want Hank Jr and Trace Adkins for the halftime show with Reba as a guest

  • @joannahessel8059
    @joannahessel8059 10 месяцев назад +12

    Tyler, She’s the chicken of the sea!

    • @SDuapveer11
      @SDuapveer11 10 месяцев назад +1

      glad somebody got it... 🤪

  • @greanhare5270
    @greanhare5270 10 месяцев назад +20

    The Lord of the Rings thing is almost definitely the result of a business playing the movies in the waiting room.

  • @ronstermeister8
    @ronstermeister8 10 месяцев назад

    21:11
    two back to back! .... am impressed!

  • @neilfelsbourg170
    @neilfelsbourg170 10 месяцев назад +1

    I owned a trucking company in Brampton Ontario and we hired brokers one year. Our office parrot spoke Punjab for years after one week of interviews.

  • @greentiger332
    @greentiger332 10 месяцев назад +10

    Tyler keeps talking about his book
    Me: If you can't shill for yourself, who can you shill for?

  • @michaelcastillo3231
    @michaelcastillo3231 10 месяцев назад +15

    It is not officially a Sunday without Zeducation.

  • @chrisferguson1911
    @chrisferguson1911 10 месяцев назад +9

    If Dollar General isn't already there, you can't build there.

  • @tymajenga276
    @tymajenga276 10 месяцев назад +5

    Man i left a potato bag in a cupboard and its eyes were so long they peeked out the top of the cupboard and pushed the door open when i was doing dishes and i honestly thought i was about to die from an alien lol

  • @brianbaca8343
    @brianbaca8343 10 месяцев назад +8

    That potato looked like baby Groot!😂

  • @chisoxfan708
    @chisoxfan708 10 месяцев назад +15

    We all deserve Metallica for SB Halftime Show

  • @chrisferguson1911
    @chrisferguson1911 10 месяцев назад +26

    I think it's subtle hilarious that Joe is in red and The Don is in blue.🤷‍♂️😂😂

    • @justgary4342
      @justgary4342 10 месяцев назад +2

      The colors thing is stupid. Akin to team recreational sports. And we all know most of the red team isn't even on our team anymore.

    • @justgary4342
      @justgary4342 10 месяцев назад

      The blue team should all be exiled. They are an obvious threat to our Constitutional Republic. Sorry, forgot that part.

    • @chrisferguson1911
      @chrisferguson1911 10 месяцев назад

      @@justgary4342 HEY! HEY! Everybody, I found the "AcaTuaLly" person! 🇺🇸🖕🇺🇸

    • @downhomesunset
      @downhomesunset 10 месяцев назад +1

      @@justgary4342Please-I cheer for the Calgary Flames. I hate that the colours are what are thought of first. Use your donkeys and elephants!

    • @eaglerider1826
      @eaglerider1826 10 месяцев назад

      @@justgary4342 looks like the blue team is bringing in replacement players from our southern border .

  • @kriscollinstunes
    @kriscollinstunes 10 месяцев назад

    Jean leg warmers?? Oh you just meant jeans. Got it. 🙄 maybe her brain cells had an entanglement too - lord knows her hair didn’t! 😂

  • @SamanthaGCox
    @SamanthaGCox 10 месяцев назад +1

    The cat had me rolling! Yes, that is me trying to read!

  • @aminthemorning2819
    @aminthemorning2819 10 месяцев назад +16

    Shout out to the editor Meagan! Keep exposing Tyler on the story times. Very interesting when you do.

    • @eaglerider1826
      @eaglerider1826 10 месяцев назад +2

      I like the pop up sound she's added .

  • @skootr924
    @skootr924 10 месяцев назад +15

    The Barbie doll thing is probably someone who saw the movie, and now has PTSD.😂😂😂

  • @travist.7279
    @travist.7279 10 месяцев назад +15

    6:35 Looks like a preschoolers first attempt at a coloring book. Extra points if it was a toddler and the living-room wall.

  • @jamesspringer-rj3iq
    @jamesspringer-rj3iq 10 месяцев назад +1

    That Bronco dually was missing one thing. Truck Nuts!

  • @e.b.4379
    @e.b.4379 10 месяцев назад +2

    I live in Japan and the Keanu Reeves poster is a promotion for "Heart Blue", which is the title used in Japan for the film "Point Break" when it was released here. They also used an old photo of Keanu because he looks younger and less masculine, which appeals to the Japanese public...

  • @karensweet6530
    @karensweet6530 10 месяцев назад +11

    Tyler, You and Deev are the Halftime Show! No Doubt! 😂😂😂😂

  • @jasongirard2190
    @jasongirard2190 10 месяцев назад +9

    Sushi over tacos and Barbie? Somebody's loafers are lightening.

  • @dimitar4y
    @dimitar4y 10 месяцев назад +16

    6:51 You forgot the part where there was a child involved in the exchange of the painting.
    Things that are obscenely priced are there for specific reasons. Like slices of pizza.

    • @dorianward4909
      @dorianward4909 10 месяцев назад +6

      And those large furniture pieces with names, like the “Jason” chest of drawers or the “Monique” vanity.

    • @YOUR-LOCAL13
      @YOUR-LOCAL13 10 месяцев назад +1

      Sadly, that’s true.

    • @chrisjohnson1599
      @chrisjohnson1599 10 месяцев назад

      Could have sworn I saw one of those paintings at a Hunter Biden showing... now I wonder if he plagiarized, too.😮

  • @ccfd1996
    @ccfd1996 10 месяцев назад

    Thanks!

  • @meanderingmarmot
    @meanderingmarmot 10 месяцев назад +1

    I have two sisters, so can confirm that at least as of 1988 or 89 Barbie's head comes off and is hollow so you can probably get to the plastic thing that way.

  • @Not_Of_This_World868
    @Not_Of_This_World868 10 месяцев назад +17

    Im convinced that fruits and vegetables are being engineered to rot faster. They never used to go bad this fast!

    • @wendygore2709
      @wendygore2709 10 месяцев назад

      The majority of any food from a grocery store IS genetically modified or "bioengineered" 🤢🤮 So glad I live in farm country 🙏🌾🍓🍏🍅🌽🐮🐷

    • @HubertofLiege
      @HubertofLiege 10 месяцев назад +1

      As you get older time flies

    • @amandawilkinsontarot7096
      @amandawilkinsontarot7096 10 месяцев назад +1

      YES

    • @ReformedAgnostic
      @ReformedAgnostic 10 месяцев назад +6

      It could be that, but in my experience, it's the thin plastic bags you put them into in the produce section. When I bring them home, I immediately take them out of the plastic bags, wrap them in paper towel, put them in a paper bag, and refrigerate them. Mushrooms are different; I keep them in a paper bag with no paper towel. When I do that (and I'm not exaggerating here), carrots stay fresh for four months, broccoli stays fresh for a month and a half, and tomatoes stay firm and fresh for up to a month. I don't know how long mushrooms last in the paper bag because I always use them within a month, and they're never bad. There's a reason grocers offer those plastic baggies for free, while they charge you for plastic grocery bags at checkout.

    • @Not_Of_This_World868
      @Not_Of_This_World868 10 месяцев назад +1

      @HubertofLiege no matter how old I get, 2 weeks is still 14 days.

  • @TnT_F0X
    @TnT_F0X 10 месяцев назад +7

    9:00 They have to add those plastic spikes just in case the barbies have developed sentience.

  • @thebalderthor4884
    @thebalderthor4884 10 месяцев назад +12

    Easy! Sushi and donuts. Never giving up bacon and tacos.

  • @tomgregory687
    @tomgregory687 10 месяцев назад

    Cy Twombly would make Hunter proud! 😂🤣😆

  • @mena94x3
    @mena94x3 10 месяцев назад

    0:55 YES!!! Finally! I’m there!!

  • @AxleHawk
    @AxleHawk 10 месяцев назад +11

    My technology teacher told us straight up that If you aren't going for a job that requires a degree, then don't even bother going to college because employers will automatically hire someone without a degree over someone with a degree because they will have to pay the degree person more money

    • @richtravis9562
      @richtravis9562 9 месяцев назад

      there are degrees and degrees. a 2 year IT degree from a really good community college will get you a MUCH better job than a BA in CS from most state universities; a non-degree certification like a MCSE will get you a GREAT job.

  • @dirtybird311
    @dirtybird311 10 месяцев назад +7

    That custom Bronco was also missing the Truck Nuts hanging from the back.

    • @chrisjohnson1599
      @chrisjohnson1599 10 месяцев назад

      And the nude woman mudflaps. You know he was next in line to have those installed in this photo. 😂

  • @garyK.45ACP
    @garyK.45ACP 10 месяцев назад +8

    5:02 In 3rd grade I was taught that man could never go to the moon because it was "too far away" and would take "more than a lifetime" to get there. That was 1959. It was disproven the year I graduated High School.
    At the same time they told us that hiding under our desks would protect us from nuclear attack. 🤷‍♂

    • @lorireed8046
      @lorireed8046 10 месяцев назад

      Haaaa haaa !!!! True!

    • @dixiemiles2140
      @dixiemiles2140 10 месяцев назад

      Yeah, but we all knew that was nonsense. I lived near my school, and my mom told my brother and me to walk home instead. I assume she wanted us together in case we survived: she wouldn't have to go looking for us.

    • @lorireed8046
      @lorireed8046 10 месяцев назад

      @@dixiemiles2140 Hmm what?

    • @garyK.45ACP
      @garyK.45ACP 10 месяцев назад +1

      @@dixiemiles2140 I lived near Dyess AFB, a SAC base. Imagine the playground talk we had during the Cuban missile crisis!

  • @wadedoucette4601
    @wadedoucette4601 10 месяцев назад

    Tyler sounded like Tigger when he laughed at that!🤣

  • @mena94x3
    @mena94x3 10 месяцев назад

    2:28 I laughed so hard here. 😂😂😂😂😂☠️

  • @zacharyperdew4007
    @zacharyperdew4007 10 месяцев назад +11

    5:22 So I had a teacher try to tell us that we lose the capacity to learn any more after about 20-21 years old. That was when I was 14 and I’ve learned so much in the last 22 years since then.

    • @zacharyperdew4007
      @zacharyperdew4007 10 месяцев назад

      Also I don’t have any social stuff but can I send screen shot some how? So it’s of an interview with Jada and it’s titled “Jada opens up about healthy boundaries in her life.” 9:31

  • @josepha4944
    @josepha4944 10 месяцев назад +7

    5:43 I worked with a gentleman who has since retired. His last name was Schauers. He named his only daughter April.

  • @JohnLeePedimore
    @JohnLeePedimore 10 месяцев назад +10

    If Mountain Dew was ahead of their game they'd find the person with that bottle and give them a 1992 Nintendo.

    • @dugroz
      @dugroz 10 месяцев назад

      SUPER Nintendo!

  • @timonuotio6395
    @timonuotio6395 10 месяцев назад +2

    Yes Tyler, parrots only speak english, even here in Finland. I think they speak english only in Sweden too, maybe your lovely editor can confirm that..😂

  • @nunyabiz2889
    @nunyabiz2889 10 месяцев назад

    I'm over 40 and I can read just fine. No blurring whatsoever. Watching TV is a completely different story.