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So tired of California getting all the crazy press. That Judge was here in Las Vegas. That guy was looking at 19 months of jail time. The next day, she charged him the same 19 months. People went crazy. They didn't realize she couldn't sentence him in her own case, that will be the next judge. She was unharmed but two bailiff's went to the hospital. She's a great judge. Didn't lose her cool. The next day she was 100% professional. He's screwed.
@@terri348 Other judges tried to get him to go to anger management classes as a stipulation for being free. He faild to show both times. So this judge had enough of his mess and gave him the proper sentence. He just thought he could bamboozle her and was pissed when she held him accountable. She worked as a prosecutor for 29 years. The last 16 she was in charge of standing up for sa children. She had a gift for making the kids feel safe. So, he picked the wrong person to try to intimidate. She went right back to work the next day. Hero!
Zed's Words to live by. 1. Shut off all of your electronic devices for a week. 2. Go work out once a day. 3. Go eat healthy. 4. Call your family and old friends. 5. Relax, don't lose it.
🥬🥬🥬 To preserve veggies in the fridge longer: get a really big resealable bag, like a very large ziplock. Put any and all veggies into it. If they're wet, put in a couple paper towels dry. If they're dry, put in a couple paper towels with a little water on them. This will keep the veggies perfect for at least 1 week if you purchased at the store, and 2-3 weeks if purchased from your local farm. Monitor the bag every couple of days. If too wet, take out any wet towels and put a dry towel in there, if too dry, maybe put a wet towel in there. You're welcome.
Tyler, you look so good being 50 years old. There's no other way you know so many references to my childhood. As a former trailer park kid (who really is 50) I wish you much success on your book!
*_That was Vegas, not California_* where the defendant went flying over the bench towards the judge. He was standing there telling her how he is a changed man and that she needs to do what she needs to do. He was claiming how he's been so good and hasn't broken any laws. Then the judge said that he needs to experience another outcome because probation has not been working. That's when he exploded over the bench. He was expecting probation again. When they brought him back into court for his sentencing, he was in chains and there were five big police guards.
I was thinking of “duck and cover” from the Cold War with Russia; when we had to hide under the desks because that piece of plywood would stop a nuclear bomb. We had to practice this manoeuvre…….
Are we going to skip over the fact that Tyler eats his KitKat like Jeffrey Dahmer and Tyler would get rid of tacos instead of sushi? Tacos? Really Tyler? 😂😂😂
It is odd since he's from Minnesota, it's hard to find good sushi in the middle of the country. I picked those two also. You take all the stuff from a taco and dump it in a bowl or make a burrito and it's good enough.
🤙 There won’t BE an election later this year. Time to wake up to the fact that the evil ones will do whatever it takes to NOT let Trump back in office.
Parrots speaking in another language: as a teenager I went on a school exchange trip to France and stayed with a French family. They had an African grey parrot that spoke French.....and could swear in English, German and Spanish. During the visit I learned that this family hosted kids frequently as part of cultural exchanges (both parents were senior school heads of language departments) and the kids came from England.....Germany.....and Spain!
I've got an old T shirt that says 35 year is long enough! I've been crossing out the number and putting in new ones for a long, long, time. (They last one they won was in 1967'. (Canada's 100th birthway)
I'm just glad I'm not the only one that when they hear Stanley Cup their first thought is hockey. Speaking of which, I have to start my push to join an NHL team today, so I can have any hope of completing my punishment today
Zed thinks that parrots only speak english. My grandfather's neighbour, Mr Twighcross, served in the merchant navy most of his life and in his travels came to own a parrot called Jack, as in jack tar. The bird was in his late seventies and could speak in eleven languages including Russian, Mandarin, Polish, Finnish and German. Those were the ones that could be identified. It used to give my sister and I great pleasure to hear Jack, in perfect English, telling Mr Twighcross' dog to "Shut the fuck up!" when it started barking.
He said "the most important thing I have ever worked on". The male role in having a baby is not very arduous. Anyway a kid is something that happens to you, not a thing you worked to create (generally), not until it's older.
of all the things tyler couldve had as a child again, he picks run a mile... a sane person wouldve said not have to pay bills or taxes... but tyler is a special, special boy.
Zad needs to take the guy from the other day and do a voice over for Nancy or just make a whole new one. I'm tired of hearing her every Sunday morning.
Re: The Sprouting Sweet Potato. If you cut off the sprouts, you can plant them to make new plants. For the Russets, you cut the potato into chunks and plant the "eyes" for new plants. An easier and cheapler alternative to Super Valu, but it will take longer for the dinner table.
Arts not dead. Its just that the people with actual talent dont get the recognition or opportunities because the people spending their money on "art" are spending to launder and the people selling that art are willing to be involved.
Yep, and if you buy an expensive painting, then rent it to a museum or gallery, you get to deduct the entire cost of the painting from your income while looking like a philanthropist.
My late husband's aunt was from Mexico and her parrot spoke Spanish, we always wondered if it was cussing us, because she would giggle sometimes when it would blurt something out. 'What did that bird say?!' 'Oh nothing, just making noise'
Same things with dogs. Some one I knew had a Chihuahua they had adopted from a Spanish household and thought it was stupid because it would t obey. When I talked Spanish to it, it understood ! I've heard parrots speak in British accents too ! Funny stuff with birds and animals !
I dated a lady years ago who had a managerie (sp); 2 parrots, 3 cockatoos, somehow only two rabbits, 3 dogs, a cat and a horse. Cockatoos ruined all my pants by using their beaks to climb my pant leg. Beak-sized holes. Cockatoos are a little larger than Cornish Game Hens. Hint.
Tyler!!! As your fellow Minnesota neighbor, I have to tell you..... holy shit!!! I read the description of your book. Wow!! I can't wait to read your story! I hope it gets to #1!!
We have three kids. Our youngest had speech issues when he was a toddler. His brother was my translator when I couldn't figure out what he was saying.❤😂
Word of caution. While I do believe letting the potato shoots grow is a worthwhile endeavor, whatever you do, don't eat them, or the potato itself if it's green, soft or wrinkly. Potatoes contain toxins. In a normal potato, the toxins are concentrated in the skin, and particularly in the eyes. Exposure to light causes greening of the skin, and sprouting from the eyes, and those two processes generate more of these toxins. The shoots are FULL of them. I recall reading a news story about two guys who escaped from a rural jail. They holed up in someone's vacation cabin. The only food in the place was a bunch of sprouted potatoes that were entirely shrivelled. They ate the shoots. A lot of them. They ended up found a day later in that same cabin, covered in their own vomit and diarrhea. Still alive, but in no shape to flee.
Man i left a potato bag in a cupboard and its eyes were so long they peeked out the top of the cupboard and pushed the door open when i was doing dishes and i honestly thought i was about to die from an alien lol
I live in Japan and the Keanu Reeves poster is a promotion for "Heart Blue", which is the title used in Japan for the film "Point Break" when it was released here. They also used an old photo of Keanu because he looks younger and less masculine, which appeals to the Japanese public...
6:51 You forgot the part where there was a child involved in the exchange of the painting. Things that are obscenely priced are there for specific reasons. Like slices of pizza.
I have two sisters, so can confirm that at least as of 1988 or 89 Barbie's head comes off and is hollow so you can probably get to the plastic thing that way.
It could be that, but in my experience, it's the thin plastic bags you put them into in the produce section. When I bring them home, I immediately take them out of the plastic bags, wrap them in paper towel, put them in a paper bag, and refrigerate them. Mushrooms are different; I keep them in a paper bag with no paper towel. When I do that (and I'm not exaggerating here), carrots stay fresh for four months, broccoli stays fresh for a month and a half, and tomatoes stay firm and fresh for up to a month. I don't know how long mushrooms last in the paper bag because I always use them within a month, and they're never bad. There's a reason grocers offer those plastic baggies for free, while they charge you for plastic grocery bags at checkout.
My technology teacher told us straight up that If you aren't going for a job that requires a degree, then don't even bother going to college because employers will automatically hire someone without a degree over someone with a degree because they will have to pay the degree person more money
there are degrees and degrees. a 2 year IT degree from a really good community college will get you a MUCH better job than a BA in CS from most state universities; a non-degree certification like a MCSE will get you a GREAT job.
5:02 In 3rd grade I was taught that man could never go to the moon because it was "too far away" and would take "more than a lifetime" to get there. That was 1959. It was disproven the year I graduated High School. At the same time they told us that hiding under our desks would protect us from nuclear attack. 🤷♂
Yeah, but we all knew that was nonsense. I lived near my school, and my mom told my brother and me to walk home instead. I assume she wanted us together in case we survived: she wouldn't have to go looking for us.
5:22 So I had a teacher try to tell us that we lose the capacity to learn any more after about 20-21 years old. That was when I was 14 and I’ve learned so much in the last 22 years since then.
Also I don’t have any social stuff but can I send screen shot some how? So it’s of an interview with Jada and it’s titled “Jada opens up about healthy boundaries in her life.” 9:31
Yes Tyler, parrots only speak english, even here in Finland. I think they speak english only in Sweden too, maybe your lovely editor can confirm that..😂
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Good Mernin Tyler and Crew!😁
Happy Sunday from big island brotha🤙🏻
@Zed maybe the Salt Life stickers in the midwest are just Salty Cracker fans
Are you eagerly waiting for Mr.goblineus to stop by and give us some words of wisdom?
God bless Javier Milei, President of Argentina.
Just saw Levar Burton learned he is descended from a white Confederate soldier. Does he have to pay reparations to… himself?
I think he should.
Yes
He's got the $ for it!
He’s now the black face of white supremacy
Reparations starts with those who captured and sold the slaves.... Africans
Pluto was still the ninth planet of our solar system when I was in school.
It broke my heart a little when my 7yo told me we have 8 planets. No son Pluto!!!!! Mom, "it's a 'Dwarf planet'" shut up son
It still is. Screw the astronomers. If that means we need to include all the other dwarf planets too, so be it.
That damn Dr Mike Brown killed Pluto for us.
It still is a planet in my heart. I don't care what they say.😢
....and there were only two sexes
Zeds trying to justify eating a Kitt Katt like a psycho
I mean if it was Deev's of course he'd take a bite like that.
I'd 100% do that to my brothers.
That you even contemplated getting rid of bacon has me wondering about you Tyler.
Blink 3 times if you're being held against your will.
The greatest invention of the 21st century is the “jump to recipe” button and I will die on that hill.
You mean the cookbook that I pull off the shelf?
Pretty sure that was invented long before the 21st century was.
Rhinos are not overweight unicorns - they are BATTLE UNICORNS.
Heavy armored unicorns for sure!
I learned that hiding under your desk will not protect you from a nuclear bomb.
you need to trust the experts 🤣
hiding under your desk helps protect you from broken glass and falling debris when the shock waves hit. duh
@@jp-ty1vdWe were never told that. All we were told is that it would protect us from Russian bombs.
truth,@@YOUR-LOCAL13 . Same here
I guess we were given a different perspective. @@YOUR-LOCAL13
So tired of California getting all the crazy press. That Judge was here in Las Vegas. That guy was looking at 19 months of jail time. The next day, she charged him the same 19 months. People went crazy. They didn't realize she couldn't sentence him in her own case, that will be the next judge. She was unharmed but two bailiff's went to the hospital. She's a great judge. Didn't lose her cool. The next day she was 100% professional. He's screwed.
Good.
Apparently the judge was right- probation didn't work for him.
I was wondering if someone would [oint that mistake out.
@@terri348 Other judges tried to get him to go to anger management classes as a stipulation for being free. He faild to show both times. So this judge had enough of his mess and gave him the proper sentence. He just thought he could bamboozle her and was pissed when she held him accountable. She worked as a prosecutor for 29 years. The last 16 she was in charge of standing up for sa children. She had a gift for making the kids feel safe. So, he picked the wrong person to try to intimidate. She went right back to work the next day. Hero!
Something I used to do as a child I wish I could still do? Get up from a chair without making a noise.
Zed…just push in the pokey part into the Barbies head. She don’t care…she’s a doll. 😂
This. Hard to believe he couldn't figure that out.
Yep, she won't feel a thing.
@@ArleneAdkinsZell that's what he said.
Or pull it out with plyers.
To Texas: Then why is she crying? :)
PETA actually is the acronym of People Eating Tasty Animals.
Let's make this a thing!!!
🤗❤️✌️🇺🇸
I will never be able to forget that
Yes, but is it with or without BBQ sauce?
And that is one PETA I will gladly join!!!!
Zed's Words to live by.
1. Shut off all of your electronic devices for a week.
2. Go work out once a day.
3. Go eat healthy.
4. Call your family and old friends.
5. Relax, don't lose it.
6. SEND THE MEMES
7. Pineapple
@EatMe420depends on the workout. Can't max out on deadlifts 7 days a week but you can do something.
@EatMe420 You're right . We should only take advice from people on TicTok .
8. sweet bread and butter pickles
Don't apologize for promoting your book Zed.
You deserve it.
Jeez Zed, I can't be expected to just go and win the most prestigious award in American hockey.
How am I supposed to get a Stanley Cup. I can’t even ice skate !😮
Neither can I!! And I work in an Ice Arena!!
I didn't even know what is for. LOL
Now I have to Google Stanley cup .I am well aware of the real one.
Dumb Dad joke
I too don't know what the heck theyre talking about
"A Naked Man has no fear of Pickpockets".... Unless there is a Turd Burglar.
Ewww
Had the same thought lol
If those two guys went and hiked the entire Appalachian trail only one would come back.
I'm pretty sure they both have life alert so they'll be fine
Probably not the one who thinks he should take the other behind the gym
Well that's for sure. Trump wouldn't hold his hand to show him where the trail is.😂
@@chriscepec1655...nope. Only one has that issue. The other is still a lion while the life alert lost one is the old man and walker from Family guy,
There's a movie about this...
Two Men Enter!
One Man Leaves!
🥬🥬🥬 To preserve veggies in the fridge longer: get a really big resealable bag, like a very large ziplock. Put any and all veggies into it. If they're wet, put in a couple paper towels dry. If they're dry, put in a couple paper towels with a little water on them. This will keep the veggies perfect for at least 1 week if you purchased at the store, and 2-3 weeks if purchased from your local farm. Monitor the bag every couple of days. If too wet, take out any wet towels and put a dry towel in there, if too dry, maybe put a wet towel in there. You're welcome.
Tyler, you look so good being 50 years old. There's no other way you know so many references to my childhood. As a former trailer park kid (who really is 50) I wish you much success on your book!
As a true Canadian, my idea of a Stanley Cup has to do with hockey and is made of silver.
*_That was Vegas, not California_* where the defendant went flying over the bench towards the judge. He was standing there telling her how he is a changed man and that she needs to do what she needs to do. He was claiming how he's been so good and hasn't broken any laws. Then the judge said that he needs to experience another outcome because probation has not been working. That's when he exploded over the bench. He was expecting probation again. When they brought him back into court for his sentencing, he was in chains and there were five big police guards.
Incredible athleticism. Jumped a table then the 5 foot bench. I think people just assume it happened in California
@@tylerchapman9234 This is something we would expect from Florida man .
Excellent way to prove that he was a changed man and that he was so good and hadn't broken any laws.
If only his brain worked half as good as his muscles.
When I was in school they taught us there were 9 planets.
Make Pluto great again
I was taught there were Trillions of planets 🤣
Always remember...😢
Pluto needs to sweep out its orbit, then!
There are four oceans. Since then they somehow have discovered another one.
Fact that we wouldn’t have a calculator in our pockets as adults is my biggest thing disproved from my school years
Mine is "This will go on your permanent record!"
I was thinking of “duck and cover” from the Cold War with Russia; when we had to hide under the desks because that piece of plywood would stop a nuclear bomb. We had to practice this manoeuvre…….
Yeah, but is it a scientific graphing calculator? You just never know when you have to find a sine curve. /s
@@downhomesunsetI was thinking the same thing😂
My dad had a calculator in his pocket back in the 1950s. It was called a slide rule, and it didn't need batteries. 😊
Are we going to skip over the fact that Tyler eats his KitKat like Jeffrey Dahmer and Tyler would get rid of tacos instead of sushi? Tacos? Really Tyler? 😂😂😂
It is odd since he's from Minnesota, it's hard to find good sushi in the middle of the country. I picked those two also. You take all the stuff from a taco and dump it in a bowl or make a burrito and it's good enough.
Fact taught in school: Diving under your school desk will protect you in a nuclear blast.
Lets face it the whole world loses if Trump doesn't get back in office later this year and i say that as a non American
He's already lost. The election will be rigged.
I totally agree with that.
Yep.
🤙 There won’t BE an election later this year. Time to wake up to the fact that the evil ones will do whatever it takes to NOT let Trump back in office.
It's Trump or die.
Parrots speaking in another language: as a teenager I went on a school exchange trip to France and stayed with a French family. They had an African grey parrot that spoke French.....and could swear in English, German and Spanish. During the visit I learned that this family hosted kids frequently as part of cultural exchanges (both parents were senior school heads of language departments) and the kids came from England.....Germany.....and Spain!
fun fact: the audible verson includes 3 hours of Tyler talking about the "Pizza roll incident"
Haaaa haaaa
I might have to buy the audible as well as the signed copy, JUST to hear this!🤣
As an artist I never realized my childhood art would make just as much as Picasso and da Vinci, and I’m not even dead yet….
Usher got his fudge packed by Sean Combs
Toronto Maple Leafs will never have to worry about being part of a Stanley Cup trend...
I've got an old T shirt that says 35 year is long enough! I've been crossing out the number and putting in new ones for a long, long, time.
(They last one they won was in 1967'. (Canada's 100th birthway)
@@costrioBirthway???????
@@downhomesunsetI have a hard time believing that was autocorrect doing that, too.
Or the Minnesota Vikings Super Bowl win
I'm just glad I'm not the only one that when they hear Stanley Cup their first thought is hockey. Speaking of which, I have to start my push to join an NHL team today, so I can have any hope of completing my punishment today
People who get those cups are LIKE the same people who went after the toilet paper.
Awwwe give them a break. They haven't had the Black Friday rush in years 😂😂😂😂😂
or the Uggs.
Or the tickle-me-elmos or furbies
Cabbage Patch dolls. Yeah, I'm old :)
They're probably people who use the word "like" unnecessarily, too!
A 'fact' I was taught in school...
"You better learn math, because you won't be carrying a calculator all the time..."
Zed thinks that parrots only speak english. My grandfather's neighbour, Mr Twighcross, served in the merchant navy most of his life and in his travels came to own a parrot called Jack, as in jack tar. The bird was in his late seventies and could speak in eleven languages including Russian, Mandarin, Polish, Finnish and German. Those were the ones that could be identified.
It used to give my sister and I great pleasure to hear Jack, in perfect English, telling Mr Twighcross' dog to "Shut the fuck up!" when it started barking.
Im swedish and I can't live my life without Zeducation. Thanks to Tyler and the gang, your work is important🇸🇪✌
7:43 - Seriously? You JUST said "potatoes all day"! Plant that sucker and you'll have POTATOES all day. You're welcome. 🤣🤣
Tyler: waiting for the birth of his 2nd baby.
Also Tyler: my book is the most important thing I've done.
We love you, Tyler (and Meghan!) 😉
2nd baby, 1st book.
But not Deev 😂
He said "the most important thing I have ever worked on". The male role in having a baby is not very arduous. Anyway a kid is something that happens to you, not a thing you worked to create (generally), not until it's older.
@@justforever96 I know that, which is why there are no quotations. It was a joke.
@@justforever96It still is something the male has to work on, and it is pretty important.
My rooster at sea meme interpretation:
Mentally he's somewhere that doesn't make sense. I think a lot of us feel that way in this chaos.
Mine was the movie Life of Pi and I saw chicken pot pie.
Adrift in an absurd situation, without the faculties to even comprehend the gravity of the situation.
All I could think of was "Chicken of the Sea". What's tuna got to do with it? I dunno.
Or is it "Absurdly at peace"?
@@deaconblooze1 BINGO 🎯 ... there I go ... floating away ...
I totally thought the Costco hot dog thing was just my husband. Thanks for setting me straight and now I have to apologize to my husband. 😂
of all the things tyler couldve had as a child again, he picks run a mile... a sane person wouldve said not have to pay bills or taxes... but tyler is a special, special boy.
Every SUnday morning I wake up and the first thing through my head is Nancy saying "good morning, sunday morning."
Bless your heart.
Zad needs to take the guy from the other day and do a voice over for Nancy or just make a whole new one. I'm tired of hearing her every Sunday morning.
My brother and I text that to each other every Sunday morning 😂
In my defence, there are no instructions on a KitKat bar. 😂
Does there really need to be?
You're a monster! 😂
Give me a break! 😆😆
@downhomesunset Exactly. Somethings are just self-evident.
Re: The Sprouting Sweet Potato. If you cut off the sprouts, you can plant them to make new plants. For the Russets, you cut the potato into chunks and plant the "eyes" for new plants. An easier and cheapler alternative to Super Valu, but it will take longer for the dinner table.
We have potatoes growing in our back yard right now.
So that's why my sweet taters didn't make it and my russets did. Thank you so much! I'll cut the vines next time 😊
Someone needs to hire Tyler for his amazing sounds effects, especially the truck 😂😂😂😂😂
[21:20] It is heartwarming to see a dualie parked in a single space. Kudos to the owner!
I was this years old when I found out Tyler is a psychopath. There's only one acceptable way to eat a Kit Kat.
Absolutely, that triggered me too! 🤣
He definitely doesn't have OCD
The same goes for a double popsicle---
We already knew this due to his stance on pineapple on pizza.
shred it with a cheese shredder and dump it into the prepoured milk as cereal?
Arts not dead. Its just that the people with actual talent dont get the recognition or opportunities because the people spending their money on "art" are spending to launder and the people selling that art are willing to be involved.
Hunter Biden comes to mind.
Yep, and if you buy an expensive painting, then rent it to a museum or gallery, you get to deduct the entire cost of the painting from your income while looking like a philanthropist.
The funniest joke of the show was Tyler's "parrots only speak English" .😂
My late husband's aunt was from Mexico and her parrot spoke Spanish, we always wondered if it was cussing us, because she would giggle sometimes when it would blurt something out. 'What did that bird say?!' 'Oh nothing, just making noise'
Teach a bird to cuss the family out somehow is really funny. Or she taught it dirty jokes. @@ArleneAdkinsZell
Same things with dogs. Some one I knew had a Chihuahua they had adopted from a Spanish household and thought it was stupid because it would t obey. When I talked Spanish to it, it understood !
I've heard parrots speak in British accents too ! Funny stuff with birds and animals !
I've been to Brazil. The parrots there speak Portuguese.
I dated a lady years ago who had a managerie (sp); 2 parrots, 3 cockatoos, somehow only two rabbits, 3 dogs, a cat and a horse. Cockatoos ruined all my pants by using their beaks to climb my pant leg. Beak-sized holes. Cockatoos are a little larger than Cornish Game Hens. Hint.
Tyler!!! As your fellow Minnesota neighbor, I have to tell you..... holy shit!!! I read the description of your book. Wow!! I can't wait to read your story! I hope it gets to #1!!
_"What is something you used to do as a child that you wish you could still do?"_ Take a nap at anytime in the day.
Jason Aldean should be the halftime show! 😂
I did competitive gymnastics as a kid... I wish I could still eat anything I wanted and do a back flip at any moment! 😂
That intrusive thought won. I had to pause the video immediately to watch parrots speaking a foreign language
LOL 🤣🤣
We have three kids. Our youngest had speech issues when he was a toddler. His brother was my translator when I couldn't figure out what he was saying.❤😂
15:20 "Where does Pooh come from? ...And Tigger?" Then Tyler laughs exactly like Tigger!
Word of caution. While I do believe letting the potato shoots grow is a worthwhile endeavor, whatever you do, don't eat them, or the potato itself if it's green, soft or wrinkly. Potatoes contain toxins. In a normal potato, the toxins are concentrated in the skin, and particularly in the eyes.
Exposure to light causes greening of the skin, and sprouting from the eyes, and those two processes generate more of these toxins. The shoots are FULL of them.
I recall reading a news story about two guys who escaped from a rural jail. They holed up in someone's vacation cabin. The only food in the place was a bunch of sprouted potatoes that were entirely shrivelled. They ate the shoots. A lot of them.
They ended up found a day later in that same cabin, covered in their own vomit and diarrhea. Still alive, but in no shape to flee.
I knew they were toxic. You can get poison out of them.
They're lucky they lived!😮
Potatoes definitely kill chickens.
Guinea pigs too
@@SlygothaTheBroodmother
Wonderful!
Now I'm picturing a Mr Potatoehead dressed up like Chucky with a dagger. 😮
Jada Pinkett Smith - how this monstrosity has power over Will smith I will never understand.
Probably cause she looks like a dude,and from what I hear, he's kinda into that. 🤷
At first I thought she was a man.
@nicomeier8098 As they say, 'Love is blind".
She's been blackmailing him because he is gay, very very gay.
16 lbs lost. Still strong on New Years Res.
give it time.
Nice work!
I saw the Jada one and immediately thought, "Well at least Gollum is wearing clothes now..."
Person losing by it : I’m losing it
Tyler : Just relax!
Person losing it : Thanks Tyler! I feel better now
🤣
Personally I want Hank Jr and Trace Adkins for the halftime show with Reba as a guest
Those boys can’t hold a candle to Reba!
All three would work for me👍.
Tyler, She’s the chicken of the sea!
glad somebody got it... 🤪
The Lord of the Rings thing is almost definitely the result of a business playing the movies in the waiting room.
21:11
two back to back! .... am impressed!
I owned a trucking company in Brampton Ontario and we hired brokers one year. Our office parrot spoke Punjab for years after one week of interviews.
Tyler keeps talking about his book
Me: If you can't shill for yourself, who can you shill for?
It is not officially a Sunday without Zeducation.
If Dollar General isn't already there, you can't build there.
Man i left a potato bag in a cupboard and its eyes were so long they peeked out the top of the cupboard and pushed the door open when i was doing dishes and i honestly thought i was about to die from an alien lol
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That potato looked like baby Groot!😂
We all deserve Metallica for SB Halftime Show
I think it's subtle hilarious that Joe is in red and The Don is in blue.🤷♂️😂😂
The colors thing is stupid. Akin to team recreational sports. And we all know most of the red team isn't even on our team anymore.
The blue team should all be exiled. They are an obvious threat to our Constitutional Republic. Sorry, forgot that part.
@@justgary4342 HEY! HEY! Everybody, I found the "AcaTuaLly" person! 🇺🇸🖕🇺🇸
@@justgary4342Please-I cheer for the Calgary Flames. I hate that the colours are what are thought of first. Use your donkeys and elephants!
@@justgary4342 looks like the blue team is bringing in replacement players from our southern border .
Jean leg warmers?? Oh you just meant jeans. Got it. 🙄 maybe her brain cells had an entanglement too - lord knows her hair didn’t! 😂
The cat had me rolling! Yes, that is me trying to read!
Shout out to the editor Meagan! Keep exposing Tyler on the story times. Very interesting when you do.
I like the pop up sound she's added .
The Barbie doll thing is probably someone who saw the movie, and now has PTSD.😂😂😂
6:35 Looks like a preschoolers first attempt at a coloring book. Extra points if it was a toddler and the living-room wall.
That Bronco dually was missing one thing. Truck Nuts!
I live in Japan and the Keanu Reeves poster is a promotion for "Heart Blue", which is the title used in Japan for the film "Point Break" when it was released here. They also used an old photo of Keanu because he looks younger and less masculine, which appeals to the Japanese public...
Tyler, You and Deev are the Halftime Show! No Doubt! 😂😂😂😂
Sushi over tacos and Barbie? Somebody's loafers are lightening.
6:51 You forgot the part where there was a child involved in the exchange of the painting.
Things that are obscenely priced are there for specific reasons. Like slices of pizza.
And those large furniture pieces with names, like the “Jason” chest of drawers or the “Monique” vanity.
Sadly, that’s true.
Could have sworn I saw one of those paintings at a Hunter Biden showing... now I wonder if he plagiarized, too.😮
Thanks!
I have two sisters, so can confirm that at least as of 1988 or 89 Barbie's head comes off and is hollow so you can probably get to the plastic thing that way.
Im convinced that fruits and vegetables are being engineered to rot faster. They never used to go bad this fast!
The majority of any food from a grocery store IS genetically modified or "bioengineered" 🤢🤮 So glad I live in farm country 🙏🌾🍓🍏🍅🌽🐮🐷
As you get older time flies
YES
It could be that, but in my experience, it's the thin plastic bags you put them into in the produce section. When I bring them home, I immediately take them out of the plastic bags, wrap them in paper towel, put them in a paper bag, and refrigerate them. Mushrooms are different; I keep them in a paper bag with no paper towel. When I do that (and I'm not exaggerating here), carrots stay fresh for four months, broccoli stays fresh for a month and a half, and tomatoes stay firm and fresh for up to a month. I don't know how long mushrooms last in the paper bag because I always use them within a month, and they're never bad. There's a reason grocers offer those plastic baggies for free, while they charge you for plastic grocery bags at checkout.
@HubertofLiege no matter how old I get, 2 weeks is still 14 days.
9:00 They have to add those plastic spikes just in case the barbies have developed sentience.
Easy! Sushi and donuts. Never giving up bacon and tacos.
Amen!!!!!
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Chicks would keep donuts and sushi.
@thebalderthor4884 Not this chick!!
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Cy Twombly would make Hunter proud! 😂🤣😆
0:55 YES!!! Finally! I’m there!!
My technology teacher told us straight up that If you aren't going for a job that requires a degree, then don't even bother going to college because employers will automatically hire someone without a degree over someone with a degree because they will have to pay the degree person more money
there are degrees and degrees. a 2 year IT degree from a really good community college will get you a MUCH better job than a BA in CS from most state universities; a non-degree certification like a MCSE will get you a GREAT job.
That custom Bronco was also missing the Truck Nuts hanging from the back.
And the nude woman mudflaps. You know he was next in line to have those installed in this photo. 😂
5:02 In 3rd grade I was taught that man could never go to the moon because it was "too far away" and would take "more than a lifetime" to get there. That was 1959. It was disproven the year I graduated High School.
At the same time they told us that hiding under our desks would protect us from nuclear attack. 🤷♂
Haaaa haaa !!!! True!
Yeah, but we all knew that was nonsense. I lived near my school, and my mom told my brother and me to walk home instead. I assume she wanted us together in case we survived: she wouldn't have to go looking for us.
@@dixiemiles2140 Hmm what?
@@dixiemiles2140 I lived near Dyess AFB, a SAC base. Imagine the playground talk we had during the Cuban missile crisis!
Tyler sounded like Tigger when he laughed at that!🤣
2:28 I laughed so hard here. 😂😂😂😂😂☠️
5:22 So I had a teacher try to tell us that we lose the capacity to learn any more after about 20-21 years old. That was when I was 14 and I’ve learned so much in the last 22 years since then.
Also I don’t have any social stuff but can I send screen shot some how? So it’s of an interview with Jada and it’s titled “Jada opens up about healthy boundaries in her life.” 9:31
5:43 I worked with a gentleman who has since retired. His last name was Schauers. He named his only daughter April.
If Mountain Dew was ahead of their game they'd find the person with that bottle and give them a 1992 Nintendo.
SUPER Nintendo!
Yes Tyler, parrots only speak english, even here in Finland. I think they speak english only in Sweden too, maybe your lovely editor can confirm that..😂
I'm over 40 and I can read just fine. No blurring whatsoever. Watching TV is a completely different story.