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  • Опубликовано: 11 дек 2024

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  • @Alexander-fr1kk
    @Alexander-fr1kk 8 месяцев назад +39

    Happy Palm Sunday and a Blessed and beautiful Holy Week to everyone!!!

  • @Lyndee_Good
    @Lyndee_Good 8 месяцев назад +73

    My 7 month old daughter just stood on her own for the first time. Right in the middle of the living room just to watch this video. Lol she loves her some zeducation.

    • @lorireed8046
      @lorireed8046 8 месяцев назад +7

      That's totally sweet!!!

  • @rhallnapa
    @rhallnapa 8 месяцев назад +102

    The repair shop wanted $2,800.00 to replace the fuel filler and breather line so my car would pass the smog test. After watching a YT video, I did it myself for $137.00.

    • @Southernstar-RINO
      @Southernstar-RINO 8 месяцев назад +6

      My mother was charged $350 for changing fuel filter for her 84 Toyota carolla. I thought my fuel filter costs $3 so what’s the deal? Find out they “accidentally” added a 0 to the bill. Was supposed to be $35 for filter and labour. My mother was willing to pay the $350 not knowing cars well. I think that’s what the garage was counting on.

  • @Lungdog
    @Lungdog 8 месяцев назад +35

    Tyler summed up perfectly how men's minds work.
    "If you get in a battle"

  • @winterwanderland
    @winterwanderland 8 месяцев назад +54

    Tamara cracked me up! I spit out my coffee when you quoted, "Was Biden right? I ain't black?"

  • @baseballmomof8
    @baseballmomof8 8 месяцев назад +89

    CONGRATULATIONS DAD. Prayers for all four of you, especially the recently dethroned princess 😂😂

  • @mikeb2496
    @mikeb2496 8 месяцев назад +35

    Friday night video game rental, pizza, and a box of candy from the counter. 90’s perfect start to the weekend!

  • @AwakeNeverWoke
    @AwakeNeverWoke 8 месяцев назад +20

    I really miss my Grandma any time I make grilled cheese sandwiches. I can still remember standing at her hip as she cooked our sandwiches, and then we would go out on their deck to eat them and watch the birds. ❤

    • @JeazleWeasel
      @JeazleWeasel Месяц назад

      That first line reminds me of a very hilarious and very raunchy joke lol

  • @inchorm4265
    @inchorm4265 8 месяцев назад +9

    My 'garage fridge' has been chugging away faithfully since my college days. I'm in my 60's.

  • @melissateague3936
    @melissateague3936 8 месяцев назад +44

    Charcuterie boards are just Lunchables that went to Harvard.

    • @meganluck4352
      @meganluck4352 8 месяцев назад

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @Gottaculat
      @Gottaculat 8 месяцев назад +1

      And like college, you gotta be pretty stupid to pay the asking price.

  • @colormedubious4747
    @colormedubious4747 8 месяцев назад +62

    Someone teach Tyler how to tilt a Pringles can.

  • @chrisferguson1911
    @chrisferguson1911 8 месяцев назад +22

    Tandem is the word you're groping for the two up bike.

  • @tiarina3350
    @tiarina3350 8 месяцев назад +21

    My teenage daughter and i looked at each other knowing one of us was going to make dinner, then unexpectedly my 11 yr son walked in and laughed before you even told a joke. We will probably be eating PBJ tonight. Thanks Tyler.

  • @Ron_EZ
    @Ron_EZ 8 месяцев назад +31

    6:00 While stationed at Spangdahlem AB, Germany we went to the store to buy a "German Chocolate Cake" (My wife's favorite) they looked at us like we were stupid! 🤣🤣

    • @ronblack7870
      @ronblack7870 8 месяцев назад +3

      it's like trying to find fosters in australia

  • @davidcaunter5346
    @davidcaunter5346 8 месяцев назад +21

    I remember finding out that the prisoners in the San Diego jail were allocated more money per day for food than we were as sailors serving our country. 🙄

    • @Gottaculat
      @Gottaculat 8 месяцев назад +1

      That's because CA values its criminal voting base, and doesn't give a fuck about honest people.
      Makes sense, since the criminals are in charge.

    • @marthavillanueva5505
      @marthavillanueva5505 5 месяцев назад

      Why am I not surprised.

  • @alicialawhun91
    @alicialawhun91 8 месяцев назад +57

    I'm a nursing assistant. I work third shift at a nursing home. I am not ashamed to admit I have farted in a resident's room before when my coworker and I were doing our rounds checking people. My coworker thought the whole bed had to be changed then we rolled our resident and they were completely dry. I kept my mouth shut but was dying inside. 😂

    • @arewethereyet9190
      @arewethereyet9190 8 месяцев назад +6

      😂😂

    • @BJMauck
      @BJMauck 8 месяцев назад +2

      😂😂😂

    • @alicialawhun91
      @alicialawhun91 8 месяцев назад

      I should have said it was silent. Is that a little tmi? Lol.

  • @mobrule8219
    @mobrule8219 8 месяцев назад +44

    You know you have great neighbors when your second frig is on the back porch full of beer and none disappears!

    • @ryankelly9032
      @ryankelly9032 8 месяцев назад +2

      Or you have a fence.

    • @ice4fox2
      @ice4fox2 8 месяцев назад +1

      Or you buy bud light.

  • @rogerdale5451
    @rogerdale5451 8 месяцев назад +113

    Why do motorcycle gangs wear leather?
    -"Because chiffon wrinkles".
    (Paul Lynde on Hollywood Squares- It's best if you think of it in his voice)

    • @leonIdas002
      @leonIdas002 8 месяцев назад +5

      BECAUSE LEATHER WILL PROTECT YOU IN A CRASH BETTER THAN DENIM...

    • @gerrycook8076
      @gerrycook8076 8 месяцев назад +13

      What does a strip club have in common with an Indy car race?
      ---- everyone is fighting for the pole position.

    • @ncampos210
      @ncampos210 8 месяцев назад +4

      😂😂😂

    • @MrsShocoTaco
      @MrsShocoTaco 8 месяцев назад

      @@leonIdas002 twas but a joke, youngster

    • @nathanberrigan9839
      @nathanberrigan9839 8 месяцев назад +1

      And rogues wear leather because it's made of hide.

  • @BrittonJOrwin
    @BrittonJOrwin 8 месяцев назад +17

    -/Käptain Krunch/-: "I'd fight to retake this during a foreign invasion."
    The Southern US border: "You're in luck!"

  • @roughwoof
    @roughwoof 8 месяцев назад +6

    *Zed learned his rock throwing skills from Braveheart.*

  • @DrewishAF
    @DrewishAF 8 месяцев назад +68

    Today was the first time I'd ever done a full online church service. And next week, with a newly made friend who literally lives 2 houses away (and has for the last nearly 4 years), we will be going with my son for our first Easter service.
    I no longer believe in coincidences, so I want to show you an appreciation of the impact you've had on my like.
    Thank you.

    • @normalhuman9260
      @normalhuman9260 8 месяцев назад +6

      Hope you all have a great time this Easter.

    • @CJ-CANADA
      @CJ-CANADA 8 месяцев назад +6

      Beautiful tribute ❤

    • @KHX274
      @KHX274 8 месяцев назад +5

      Lovely post!

    • @spudth
      @spudth 8 месяцев назад +5

      What a great like it is!

    • @tmikkelsen8066
      @tmikkelsen8066 8 месяцев назад +2

      This is fantastic. God bless you and your adventures.

  • @mountaindewdrop5893
    @mountaindewdrop5893 8 месяцев назад +58

    You know your marriage is strong when you team up and put furniture together with no mention of divorce! Our largest project was a gazebo from Amazon. Been together almost 44 years. 😅

    • @stevewhite3424
      @stevewhite3424 8 месяцев назад +2

      The gazebo?

    • @mountaindewdrop5893
      @mountaindewdrop5893 8 месяцев назад +2

      Yes, for a family member. Made in China and it took a couple of days to put together and bolt into the concrete patio. And of course, the obligatory three trips to Home Depot.

    • @patrickturner2417
      @patrickturner2417 8 месяцев назад +3

      Liar......Amazon wasn't around 44 years ago.....

    • @samuelhowie4543
      @samuelhowie4543 8 месяцев назад +2

      I had a niece and her husband putting a roof over their deck. They got a call from 911 asking if someone was in trouble and needed help. Apparently she bumped her phone and had dialed 911 and they heard them arguing on how to do it.

    • @jamesanthony8438
      @jamesanthony8438 8 месяцев назад

      @@patrickturner2417 Maybe they got it FROM the Amazon?
      .... 'cause yeah, Internet didn't even f*ckin' _exist_ in 1980.

  • @KylesMonitors
    @KylesMonitors 8 месяцев назад +34

    3:30 as a PA resident I call BS. Never once have I seen or heard of corn on pizza. What is this madness?

    • @ronsamborski6230
      @ronsamborski6230 8 месяцев назад +1

      I laughed so hard at that, and carrots on pizza for New Mexico’s topping.🥕🤣

    • @megs348
      @megs348 8 месяцев назад +1

      I live in South Korea, and they have corn on pizza all the time. And sweet potatoes. And mayonnaise. And octopus. It’s a little weird sometimes.

  • @SamuelHuntington-j7n
    @SamuelHuntington-j7n 8 месяцев назад +14

    23:20 The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy "Meanwhile, the poor Babel fish, by effectively removing all barriers to communication between different races and cultures, has caused more and bloodier wars than anything else in the history of creation."

  • @archaicempress21
    @archaicempress21 8 месяцев назад +4

    Best sign I have seen so far was in Abilene Texas. A guy with one arm had a sign that read, "I could sure use a hand". He got what little cash I had.

  • @Irish381
    @Irish381 8 месяцев назад +16

    Congrats to the zed family on their newest addition to the family 🎉🎉🎉

  • @paulbaresel6784
    @paulbaresel6784 8 месяцев назад +48

    The message of the ¨Very Hungry Caterpillar¨ is if you eat enough you will fall asleep and become a butterfly.

    • @audreykohler9054
      @audreykohler9054 8 месяцев назад +6

      Alternatively: if you eat a bunch of junk, you get a bellyache. If you eat greens, you feel much better.

    • @t.c.2776
      @t.c.2776 8 месяцев назад +4

      My version of the Hungry Caterpillar would be.... "Happy Hungry Maggot discovers the town cemetery"... it teaches children reality isn't alway pretty... 😱

    • @ankavoskuilen1725
      @ankavoskuilen1725 8 месяцев назад +2

      Thanks a lot! Now I am afraid to go to sleep! 😂

  • @dandavis5533
    @dandavis5533 8 месяцев назад +15

    12:10 No worse feeling than that first time hearing the Top 40 hits from your high school days on the Classic Rock station.

    • @maryjane4432
      @maryjane4432 8 месяцев назад +1

      Or while walking thru the grocery store!

    • @wilburrrrr742
      @wilburrrrr742 8 месяцев назад

      Or in the elevator

  • @fairwinds610
    @fairwinds610 8 месяцев назад +4

    13:50 I lost it at the melted chocolate bunny. I'll be broiling some ribs tonight.

  • @Matt-zn4zp
    @Matt-zn4zp 8 месяцев назад +17

    I was a Captain on private jets for 15+ years. Blessed

  • @bvoyelr
    @bvoyelr 8 месяцев назад +24

    "Shout out to the only chip company that doesn't sell air."
    That should give you a hint as to why there's so much air in bags. Pringles don't need air because they're in a solid cylinder -- they're protected from damage.
    Bags, on the other hand, would crush their contents at pretty much every stage in the supply chain if they didn't contain air.

    • @playdg
      @playdg 8 месяцев назад +1

      That is NOT why the bags are 2/3 air.

    • @justforever96
      @justforever96 8 месяцев назад +7

      ​@@playdgit absolutely is. I have seen how chips are handled in packing and stocking. The only thing that prevents you from having a bag of crumbs instead of chips is the fact that they come in a air pillow that cushions itself.

    • @slimm420
      @slimm420 8 месяцев назад

      @justforever96 it may be the design but that's not how it works. You still have bags that are crushed. It's really shrinkflation as the main drive followed by economic inflation.
      This very same thing has happened before, not specifically with chips but well, everything. The whole food chain issue is a scam on and of itself. The monopolies that own 95% of American production aren't helping either.

    • @jp-ty1vd
      @jp-ty1vd 8 месяцев назад +2

      read the package, it states that "this product is sold by weight not volume".

    • @Pa-we1lw
      @Pa-we1lw 8 месяцев назад +1

      The bags are not filled completely because when in transit, if the sea level is changed drastically the bags will pop. That’s the reason you get briefed about it if you drive an 18 wheeler and have a load of chips in bags.

  • @lswallace4885
    @lswallace4885 8 месяцев назад +21

    OMG, “the higher the hair, the closer to God”is a traditional saying for ladies who get updos. I marvel @ your youngness.😂🎉

    • @susanscott5060
      @susanscott5060 8 месяцев назад +5

      As a female in her 60’s from Texas, I was thinking the same thing! He laughed like that was the first time he’d ever heard that saying about big hair.

    • @lonskyland6097
      @lonskyland6097 8 месяцев назад +1

      It was definitely a contest in my circle… we put the bouff in Bouffant!!! 🤯

  • @bbracing3925
    @bbracing3925 8 месяцев назад +122

    I am from Pennsylvania and I can confirm that nobody puts corn on their pizza here. 😂

    • @VintageCardinal
      @VintageCardinal 8 месяцев назад +4

      Same

    • @buddyboy4200
      @buddyboy4200 8 месяцев назад +7

      Wouldn’t that be a Nebraska thing? Lol

    • @danielkokal8819
      @danielkokal8819 8 месяцев назад +10

      I am also from Pennsylvania and have never even heard of something so
      stupid as putting corn on a pizza.

    • @nowayjerk8064
      @nowayjerk8064 8 месяцев назад

      FROM SOUTH CENTRAL PA AND ITS NOT A THING HERE ,I SUSPECT LIKE ALL THE TRASH IN OUR STATE ITS PITTSBURGH AND PHILLY TRASH.

    • @mugenusv8290
      @mugenusv8290 8 месяцев назад +2

      Corn on a pizza? I thought it was a meme from lil ceazar or something made from Brazil

  • @b3pahunter546
    @b3pahunter546 8 месяцев назад +6

    Once you throw the rock, you're defenseless.

  • @ZeusKitty1
    @ZeusKitty1 8 месяцев назад +4

    Almost 58 here, and I still say, The Higher the hair... ". 😂

  • @sethrogers8473
    @sethrogers8473 8 месяцев назад +76

    Why did anyone ever believe that German chocolate cake was from Germany anyway? You aren't going to find groves of coconut palms bordering the Rhine.

    • @RagingRapunzel
      @RagingRapunzel 8 месяцев назад +8

      Germany is known for it's black forest cherry cake and some people just call it German cake, but it's not the same German cake that's in the states.

    • @MissWinkle555
      @MissWinkle555 8 месяцев назад +4

      I figured maybe the chocolate cake itself was a German recipe. You learn something new every day lol

    • @LizThomas-dp7sr
      @LizThomas-dp7sr 8 месяцев назад +15

      That's true but the British still love their tea and it doesn't grow in the UK.

    • @michelemarino3579
      @michelemarino3579 8 месяцев назад +1

      Next thing I know you're going to say that black forrest cake isn't from Germany. 😂

    • @creid7537
      @creid7537 8 месяцев назад +14

      The coconuts may have been brought by swallows

  • @lz_377
    @lz_377 8 месяцев назад +10

    1994 was undoubtedly the greatest year for movies. Here's a few more than the ones listed in this episode: Wyatt Earp, interview with the vampire, legends of the fall, Natural Born Killers, Speed, The Crow, Ace Ventura, True Lies, Little Giants, Dumb and Dumber, Little Rascals, and so many more! Had to throw in a couple of my childhood favorites. 😊

    • @muhc8550
      @muhc8550 8 месяцев назад

      1975
      1 Monty Python and the Holy Grail 1975, 91 min. ...
      2 One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest 1975, 133 min. ...
      3 Jaws 1975, 124 min. ...
      4 Dog Day Afternoon 1975, 125 min. ...
      5 Barry Lyndon 1975, 184 min. ...
      6 Nashville 1975, 159 min. ...
      7 The Mirror 1975, 106 min. ...
      8 The Man Who Would Be King 1975, 129 min. ...

    • @hanselpollack4075
      @hanselpollack4075 8 месяцев назад

      Nope! Gotcha all! 1939 is actually, the greatest year for movies! Look it up…

    • @lz_377
      @lz_377 8 месяцев назад

      Yeah... not even close to the list I laid out including Forest Gump, and Shawshank Redemption which was in Tyler's clip. Born in 89'. You can argue all you want but like a liberal who hates Trump, I won't change my mind 😄. All love guys, God Bless.

  • @TheAetherOne
    @TheAetherOne 8 месяцев назад +435

    Jokes on you, I cook dinner for myself every single day.

    • @Tubalcain422
      @Tubalcain422 8 месяцев назад +8

      That is too bad. Nobody ever makes you dinner? 1 is the loneliest number.

    • @Southernguy41
      @Southernguy41 8 месяцев назад +22

      @@Tubalcain422What’s the problem with that?

    • @Patrick_Cooper
      @Patrick_Cooper 8 месяцев назад +1

      Yep as a real time member of the poor white trailer trash demographic. It's only me, and yes pouring a bowl of cereal is "fixing" dinner... That and a couple cans of beer...

    • @victoriafortruth522
      @victoriafortruth522 8 месяцев назад +18

      Me too! I cook for myself every day. It's not even a chore. it's relaxing

    • @jonjacobjingleheimerschmid3798
      @jonjacobjingleheimerschmid3798 8 месяцев назад +29

      ​@@Tubalcain422never was so lonely till i got married!
      Blissfully single for 25 years now!

  • @I.Tell.It.How.It.Is.
    @I.Tell.It.How.It.Is. 8 месяцев назад +2

    The fact that you say it’s a Michael joke and we all understand is from the office, talks about the impact that the office had on America. BEST TV SHOW EVER.

  • @MJ-nv6mm
    @MJ-nv6mm 8 месяцев назад +2

    That goo goo gaga concert got me! Ha Ha --That was funny!

  • @buggabo
    @buggabo 8 месяцев назад +65

    No one mentioned NM's favorite pizza topping was CARROTS?????? That is the most egregious thing I've ever heard. 😱😱😱

    • @mikehoncho4637
      @mikehoncho4637 8 месяцев назад +11

      Lived here my entire life and I've never even seen carrots as a option from any pizza place. Its almost always pepperoni and jalapeños

    • @travelingamongthepeeps9100
      @travelingamongthepeeps9100 8 месяцев назад +2

      WTF????

    • @jcmick8430
      @jcmick8430 8 месяцев назад +4

      I had a Thai style pizza with peanut sauce it had carrots among other things and was delicious

    • @davidshumski4629
      @davidshumski4629 8 месяцев назад +5

      Carrots go good with roast beef and potatoes.

    • @justintime41776
      @justintime41776 8 месяцев назад +6

      That's probably worse than corn.

  • @robertrickett7816
    @robertrickett7816 8 месяцев назад +52

    First rule of combat, NEVERTHROW AWAY YOUR WEAPON, a rock hits once, a stick hits multiple times. Test this with your brother, you with your rock, him with the stick, we'll see who runs away.

    • @travelingamongthepeeps9100
      @travelingamongthepeeps9100 8 месяцев назад +7

      What about a rock tied to a stick?

    • @Seegster77
      @Seegster77 8 месяцев назад +7

      I never had a chance.. my brother threw the stick first and knocked me out cold.

    • @HRPufnStuf-tk8mm
      @HRPufnStuf-tk8mm 8 месяцев назад +9

      I threw a dirt clod at my brother:-) the dirt, in air, fell away to show a nice ROCK. It hit him, square in the ankle! I took off running. I got the crap beat out of me by him and again by my father for throwing rocks.
      Through tears I kept saying, it started out as a dirt clod. I had no idea there was a rock in there.

    • @neowolf09
      @neowolf09 8 месяцев назад

      ​​3 rocks tied to 3 strings tied together works better if you're skilled enough​@@travelingamongthepeeps9100

    • @Gibby34340
      @Gibby34340 8 месяцев назад

      @@travelingamongthepeeps9100 Ah, a caveman club.

  • @andrewsusen3154
    @andrewsusen3154 8 месяцев назад +15

    I have lived in PA my whole life and not ONCE have I ever heard of corn on pizza.

    • @normalhuman9260
      @normalhuman9260 8 месяцев назад +1

      I'm in WV right below ya,and I have never once heard of anyone putting corn on their pizza.

    • @elultimo102
      @elultimo102 8 месяцев назад

      Wal Mart sells small frozen rectangular Mexican pizzas with corn on them.

    • @maryjane4432
      @maryjane4432 8 месяцев назад

      @@elultimo102that’s not what they are talking about. And Mexican pizza is sold all over the US and does have corn.

    • @elultimo102
      @elultimo102 8 месяцев назад

      @@maryjane4432 Sorry, the Wal Mart MX pizza is the only kind I ever saw.

  • @monicamelanienel7900
    @monicamelanienel7900 8 месяцев назад

    This creator not only brings a smile yo my dial but hes refreshingly wholesome. We need this in sunny South Africa, good work❤

  • @davidloftus3152
    @davidloftus3152 8 месяцев назад

    4:51 you’re wrong Tyler, they did their job alright, they did it TOOOO GOOOD!

  • @nunyabidness674
    @nunyabidness674 8 месяцев назад +13

    Re: 80's hairstyles. My best friend was a punk rocker. Every morning he'd go through about an hour and a half process of using a clothes iron and aqua-net to set his spike mowhawk. He'd make the 2 1/2 foot spikes with the hairspray, bake it dry with the iron, then muss his whole head up and start over. After about 6-7 cycles, his hair would be like steel. If he didn't duck through some doorways it'd knock his head back when his hair hit the frame...
    He most CERTAINLY was not trying to get "Closer to god" lol

    • @calvingreene90
      @calvingreene90 8 месяцев назад +4

      The punk rockers I knew used Elmer's Glue.

    • @BelMarduksBizarreBazaar
      @BelMarduksBizarreBazaar 8 месяцев назад

      The other method involved egg whites@@calvingreene90

    • @ByRequestOnly
      @ByRequestOnly 8 месяцев назад

      You seem to have misgendered your female friend. Men don't wake up early to do their hair.

    • @nunyabidness674
      @nunyabidness674 8 месяцев назад +1

      @@calvingreene90I remember that too. Kevins gripe was the elmers glue pulled out too much of the kool-aid he used for dye every week.

  • @CatherineBurk
    @CatherineBurk 8 месяцев назад +27

    The prison guard should have told them that the McDonald's was 6 months old and cold.

    • @wile-e-coyote8371
      @wile-e-coyote8371 8 месяцев назад +1

      Anyone familiar with McDonalds is already used to that. 😂

  • @MrsShocoTaco
    @MrsShocoTaco 8 месяцев назад +6

    10:57 I believe the passage is "Got my mind on my money and my money on my mind."

  • @davidleblanc5271
    @davidleblanc5271 8 месяцев назад +1

    The diet hand has all the fingers cut off😅

  • @rondanakamura2655
    @rondanakamura2655 8 месяцев назад

    I just finished your book.
    PHE-NOM-E-NAL!
    Many people can't move beyond events similar to yours, so BRAVO! Also, a huge congratulations on baby deux! I hope daughter une learns to enjoy seeing her little sister's achievements. May God bless all of you!✝️🙏☺️

  • @Sassy-Southerner
    @Sassy-Southerner 8 месяцев назад +35

    I’m 56 and omg my hair was wayyy up there with God! I literally am to blame for the ozone layer being destroyed 😂

    • @jackiefisher1820
      @jackiefisher1820 8 месяцев назад +3

      The behoves in the 1960's were much higher than the 1980's I was there!
      The hairstyles in the 1780's were pretty out there also, I've only seen drawings!

    • @dobermanownerforlife3902
      @dobermanownerforlife3902 8 месяцев назад

      Auquanet was the best for launching potatoes. I have 2 older sisters. Plenty of Aquanet available.

    • @justintime41776
      @justintime41776 8 месяцев назад +8

      It repaired itself. They lied. Surprise.

    • @Dosbomber
      @Dosbomber 8 месяцев назад +1

      @@justintime41776 lol.. I was wondering whatever happened to the "ozone hole". Guess it went the same way as the ice age we were going to have before Y2k. The grift ran its course, they fooled people into giving them money, then people started figuring out that it was bullshit, so they needed a new con. Enter "climate change".

    • @Sassy-Southerner
      @Sassy-Southerner 8 месяцев назад +1

      @@jackiefisher1820 my mom had the 60’s hair, I get it 😂

  • @ricobonifacio1095
    @ricobonifacio1095 8 месяцев назад +31

    Nobody puts corn on their pizza in WV. They put Oxy

  • @LightWalker315
    @LightWalker315 8 месяцев назад +27

    Pickles don't belong on pizza. To prison with ya!

    • @homesteadgamer1257
      @homesteadgamer1257 8 месяцев назад

      Saurkraut belongs on pizza.

    • @ankavoskuilen1725
      @ankavoskuilen1725 8 месяцев назад

      ​@jorejahaTuna is delicious on a pizza! Not an American pizza though, but on an Italian one.
      I also love an Italian pizza with ham and pineapple, although I recently have learned that it is controversial.

    • @CBaller2020
      @CBaller2020 8 месяцев назад

      Pineapple does not!

    • @homesteadgamer1257
      @homesteadgamer1257 8 месяцев назад

      @@CBaller2020 you've clearly never had pineapples and cheese together.

    • @homesteadgamer1257
      @homesteadgamer1257 8 месяцев назад

      @@mclovinfuddpucker I've had that. And taco pizza. Pretty good

  • @TheScalysnake
    @TheScalysnake 8 месяцев назад +4

    7:51 - ITS A FKN CLAYMORE... how could you not choose the stick.... *shakes head in disappointment

  • @charlescahoon3557
    @charlescahoon3557 8 месяцев назад +1

    History. In 1957, a recipe for "German's Chocolate Cake" appeared as the "Recipe of the Day" in The Dallas Morning News. It was created by Mrs. George Clay, a homemaker from Dallas, Texas, and used the baking chocolate introduced in 1853 by American baker Samuel German for the Baker's Chocolate Company.

  • @jcarey568
    @jcarey568 8 месяцев назад +7

    My sister burned through so much hair spray back in the day.
    We're white and have our regular kitchen fridge, and two chest freezers in the basement. We get freezer beef and pork, and preserve stuff from the garden.
    It's Sunday, I usually cook Sundays since I work late and don't during the week.

  • @Teresia12
    @Teresia12 8 месяцев назад +13

    Morning!! ❤ from Tennessee
    They really said that about the hair. I kept my long straight parted in the center early 70s style.

    • @lorireed8046
      @lorireed8046 8 месяцев назад

      Same!!!! My Vice Principal thought I was a hippie/druggie. Even funnier... I was living in TN during those days.

  • @BrainPunter
    @BrainPunter 8 месяцев назад +100

    I pulled my perfect rock out of a stream in Colorado Springs 70 years ago, and I plan to bequeath it to my granddaughter.

    • @HubertofLiege
      @HubertofLiege 8 месяцев назад +4

      Fountain creek?

    • @denniscrane9753
      @denniscrane9753 8 месяцев назад +8

      That’s a rock solid investment in her future! Well done grampa!

    • @kylelambert1672
      @kylelambert1672 8 месяцев назад +2

      Fountain Creek, spring Creek, Sand Creek? Come on man, we need details!

    • @leonIdas002
      @leonIdas002 8 месяцев назад

      OH SHIT... BE CAREFUL, CHEYENNE MOUNTAIN IS NEAR THERE... LOT OF COVER STORIES...

    • @creid7537
      @creid7537 8 месяцев назад +8

      What month and what stream? Mine went missing from a stream in Colorado Springs about 70 years ago. Fess up.

  • @Milton2k
    @Milton2k 8 месяцев назад +1

    6:04 Well, "french fries" are from Belgium, The Canary Islands have no canaries, and the 100 year war lasted like 115... from the top of my head.

  • @petermenningen338
    @petermenningen338 8 месяцев назад +1

    Tyler needs to make one of these with him assembling Ikea furniture with Deeve commenting and Megan reading the instructions. It would be a great livestream.

  • @Kushner42
    @Kushner42 8 месяцев назад +6

    Daughters!!!!! Congratulations Zed!!!!!

  • @ericortega1745
    @ericortega1745 8 месяцев назад +8

    4:50 some employee added a whole Oreo 😂 that is looking out for others

    • @The_Patriarchy_69
      @The_Patriarchy_69 8 месяцев назад

      I use to work in the food industry and would do as much of that as I could get away with.
      The company paid me like crap, so I'm gonna pay it forward, good karma and all that right?! 😂

  • @eldoradovance1536
    @eldoradovance1536 8 месяцев назад +14

    That ice cream looks like a model of the universe with a black hole 🕳️

  • @skyesfury8511
    @skyesfury8511 8 месяцев назад

    No no no, Tyler, you don't get to change the teacher names. 🤣🤣🤣

  • @johnlewis1830
    @johnlewis1830 8 месяцев назад

    Tyler u brought the laughter I needed today. I also want to remind everyone to please cherish your family while you still have the chance.

  • @theTeslaFalcon
    @theTeslaFalcon 8 месяцев назад +6

    Daughter is learning to make food. I'm watching while she's cooking.

  • @matthewgilfus1640
    @matthewgilfus1640 8 месяцев назад +7

    In my garage I have a hoist to hang deer, and a butchering corner with a full butcher's block, reciprocating saw, and a bandsaw. The breezeway has a 6' x 6' table built from spare lumber and a sheet of plywood, two propane space heaters, a standing freezer, and a chest freezer.

    • @jcarey568
      @jcarey568 8 месяцев назад +2

      Nice set up!

  • @ProudAmerican1986
    @ProudAmerican1986 8 месяцев назад +13

    Do you want Potato chips or Potato dust? This is why there is air in the bag. The more you know.

  • @FrankDaddy-g1q
    @FrankDaddy-g1q 7 месяцев назад +1

    1994 movies WAS the greatest year of films ever... The Shawshank Redemption is the highest rated film on IMDB ever.
    (9.3 / 10 with 2.9M ratings)

  • @oldogre5999
    @oldogre5999 8 месяцев назад +7

    17:24 you know you are old when your Social Security Numbed and your Drivers License Number are the exact same number!!!

    • @MrsShocoTaco
      @MrsShocoTaco 8 месяцев назад +1

      It's amazing that they thought that was a good idea. I remember when personal checks had the drivers license number on it, which, of course, was also the ss number, lol.
      I remember a cashier flipping out because my mom had marked hers out on all her checks

    • @oriolesandravens
      @oriolesandravens 8 месяцев назад +4

      In the 70s, we were told that when we applied for our SSN, it was to be private. Never used for identification. 😅🤣😂🤣😂

    • @oldogre5999
      @oldogre5999 8 месяцев назад +1

      @@oriolesandravens Got my license in the 60's and I honestly thought ALL drivers Id's and license Id's were the same!

  • @iviui2d3i2
    @iviui2d3i2 8 месяцев назад +11

    HAPPY SUNDAY to you too, "TelePelosi's rising ray of morbid sunshine"!

  • @mkroon2331
    @mkroon2331 8 месяцев назад +13

    While in the Army, we had a Major Hettick and a Major Payne, both at the same time.

    • @billhennen1791
      @billhennen1791 8 месяцев назад

      Got you beat, Cpt Bonebreak, DS Spike DS Payne and DS Leaks.

    • @oriolesandravens
      @oriolesandravens 8 месяцев назад

      In Jr/Sr High we had a gym teacher/gymnastics coach named Mr. Payne. 1970s.

  • @MathBrain82
    @MathBrain82 8 месяцев назад +16

    I can confirm Weezer on a classic rock station. As well as Blink 182, Red Hot Chili Peppers, and others.

    • @normalhuman9260
      @normalhuman9260 8 месяцев назад +3

      I am probably not allowed to comment, but if you are actually able to see this,look up the lyrics to Red Hot Chili Peppers song "Californication" not so much the song, but the lyrics, I promise you that you will be blown away today no matter how many times you have listened to that song in the past. It almost seems insane that it's that old but this is the lyrics. Trust me,look into it.

    • @dcpunisher4781
      @dcpunisher4781 8 месяцев назад +3

      Nirvana is the only 90's band that already deserves to be categorized alongside the classic rock icons like Led Zeppelin, The Eagles and Jimi Hendrix.

    • @elultimo102
      @elultimo102 8 месяцев назад +2

      The only "Weezer" I know of, was in Our Gang Comedies in the '30s.----No I'm not that old.

    • @maryjane4432
      @maryjane4432 8 месяцев назад

      @@dcpunisher4781oh absolutely and the 90’s kids are calling it emo music. I heard nirvana in the grocery store the other day

    • @johnmarks227
      @johnmarks227 8 месяцев назад

      Not even close.@@dcpunisher4781

  • @isaiahpero7837
    @isaiahpero7837 8 месяцев назад

    The whole time Tyler was explaining his argument between the perfect stick and the perfect rock, I can’t help but think Meagan was rethinking her decision to get a job at Zeducation. 😂😂

  • @ryanwilliams7407
    @ryanwilliams7407 8 месяцев назад +1

    Life hack to increase movie collection I’ve been using for years: browse movie selection at a pawn shop, focus on movies with digital copy, “check the disc” and pocket digital copy code. They don’t sell the code, they’re selling the disc as there’s no guarantee the code hasn’t been redeemed. I’m up about 400 movies for free. Make sure every once in a while you buy one to keep the heat off.

  • @chriswtburke
    @chriswtburke 8 месяцев назад +4

    the fridge guy must not cook at home much... we've got 2 freezers in the basement, a GIANT freezer in the barn and a mini fridge in my office

  • @dwaynelewis1608
    @dwaynelewis1608 8 месяцев назад +4

    Don.t forget, the babel fish by removing language barriers between cultures and races caused more and bloodier wars than anything.

  • @avalerie4467
    @avalerie4467 8 месяцев назад +7

    No laughing today. Cereal is literally all that i have right now !!!
    More importantly, how is that baby doing ??? Reading memes yet ????
    Lots of love to the family ❤

  • @MGTexan47
    @MGTexan47 8 месяцев назад +1

    Exactly. Take the perfect rock, use rock to steal perfect stick. Now you have both.

  • @AzulaMoon
    @AzulaMoon 8 месяцев назад +1

    Tyler, is the big news for episode #200 that you and Deev finally got glasses? 😀 😂

  • @SumYungMan
    @SumYungMan 8 месяцев назад +12

    I lost but my wife cooked anyway because “I don’t want scrambled eggs OR spaghetti and that’s all you can cook…” 😅

    • @maryjane4432
      @maryjane4432 8 месяцев назад +3

      My hubs lost, so he left and went and got
      Fried chicken and sides lol I think he cheated

  • @rwberger6
    @rwberger6 8 месяцев назад +200

    Technically, TECHNICALLY, Pringles doesn't sell potato chips.

    • @Tubalcain422
      @Tubalcain422 8 месяцев назад +9

      Where did anyone say they were? It just said chip. No mention of potatoes.

    • @MrClobbertime
      @MrClobbertime 8 месяцев назад +13

      Is the paste they make their crisps from even made from real potatoes?

    • @Slackware1995
      @Slackware1995 8 месяцев назад +13

      Pringles hides the air in the chips

    • @neowolf09
      @neowolf09 8 месяцев назад

      Lmao underrated comment imo 😂❤​@@Slackware1995

    • @dertythegrower
      @dertythegrower 8 месяцев назад +15

      ...guess what kids, thats not air.. its nitrogen to make the bag stay fresh... we use it in the herb industry and beef jerky also. Most of you dont get that.. ha.

  • @zach2604
    @zach2604 8 месяцев назад +20

    Pineapple on pizza ok. dill pickle pizza!? Stop right there, just stop!

    • @avalerie4467
      @avalerie4467 8 месяцев назад +1

      I thought dill pickle potato chips would be weird until i tried them. Pizza might work.

    • @lukeherdaii9528
      @lukeherdaii9528 8 месяцев назад +2

      Hold up, wait a minute, something ain’t right here 😂

    • @playdg
      @playdg 8 месяцев назад +2

      It's usually called 'cheeseburger pizza'.

    • @jcmick8430
      @jcmick8430 8 месяцев назад

      So good ​@@playdg

    • @dobermanownerforlife3902
      @dobermanownerforlife3902 8 месяцев назад +2

      Deep fried pickle chips are the win.

  • @historybuff5739
    @historybuff5739 8 месяцев назад

    I love the way Tyler says to not laugh at fart jokes as he is laughing and turning red in the face. 😂

  • @Asperger0815
    @Asperger0815 8 месяцев назад +1

    8:45 to be completely honest - as a NATO ally I would fight alongside you to retake and defend this awesome piece of cultural art to the last breath. That thing is the one most iconic thing to describe the western world in existence.

  • @Alexander-fr1kk
    @Alexander-fr1kk 8 месяцев назад +182

    Reopen the asylums!!!

    • @that1guy487
      @that1guy487 8 месяцев назад

      Do you believe Joe Biden isn't the most popular presidential candidate in American history? Do you believe he wasn't more popular amongst inner city blacks than 0bama? Do you really think men can't be women?
      To the asylum with you.

    • @neowolf09
      @neowolf09 8 месяцев назад +6

      Do you realize the terrible things that went on in those places? The horrible treatments people suffered? Padded rooms are psychological torture and shock therapy is literally brain damage.

    • @Halo3Matalix
      @Halo3Matalix 8 месяцев назад +16

      @@neowolf09 better than having those people roaming around harming other people

    • @neowolf09
      @neowolf09 8 месяцев назад +8

      ​@@Halo3Matalix this is why we have a second amendment. We are supposed to be a country of freedom, or have you forgotten about our constitutional and our natural rights as Americans and as humans? 🤔

    • @Halo3Matalix
      @Halo3Matalix 8 месяцев назад

      @@neowolf09 are you saying we should just shoot them?

  • @xexean69
    @xexean69 8 месяцев назад +6

    That fan isn't going anywhere. Gorilla tape is what's holding the factory I work in together lol

    • @lorireed8046
      @lorireed8046 8 месяцев назад

      LOL 😂

    • @justforever96
      @justforever96 8 месяцев назад +1

      Yeah but how strong is the paint? It's not designed to hold weight. I doubt a fan is that heavy though. Will definitely mess up the paint when you remove it. And of course "why?".

  • @bambamnj
    @bambamnj 8 месяцев назад +27

    Taylor Swift Tickets - If you were smart, you wouldn't buy every single ticket. Just buy out the floor seats. Then get like 10 or 12 of your friend to go with you an hold up signs like that and maybe include signs with photos of people Taylor Swift doesn't like.. like Katy Perry, Kim Kardashian, Her many Exes and oh yeah Donald Trump

    • @kj7792
      @kj7792 8 месяцев назад +12

      I have a meme of her saying to vote Trump😂 I post it on lib sites and watch the melt downs😂😂😂 great times

    • @joeparson9967
      @joeparson9967 8 месяцев назад +4

      @@kj7792😂😂😂✌️

    • @roccodirico9737
      @roccodirico9737 8 месяцев назад +4

      I hear that she was given an award from the National Jet Fuel Association.
      Is that true?

    • @johnbjorkman4144
      @johnbjorkman4144 8 месяцев назад +1

      @@roccodirico9737 I think that was Red Bull - but that's kinda the same thing.

    • @bambamnj
      @bambamnj 8 месяцев назад

      @@kj7792 OMG KJ. tooooo funny

  • @needmoreramsay
    @needmoreramsay 8 месяцев назад

    I was REALLY baked the other night, laying in bed and watching old Zeducation episodes while munching on a tin of Pringles. I was half way through eating the package before I realized the "chips" were gone.....

  • @azimuth361
    @azimuth361 4 месяца назад

    The Easter Bunny one got me. It got me GOOD!

  • @Sgt_SealCluber
    @Sgt_SealCluber 8 месяцев назад +5

    15:29 Florida basically did the same on my CCW. They even had a crop box when I uploaded the image, like why have the box if you're still gonna stretch my head?! lol

  • @donadeavera9608
    @donadeavera9608 8 месяцев назад +30

    I can remember, before LBJ, when welfare was a leg up for 2 months. You had to find a job by then.

    • @bobdowns8684
      @bobdowns8684 8 месяцев назад +3

      Yeah, and flatten the curve

  • @skyttyl
    @skyttyl 8 месяцев назад +14

    That was indeed a saying - the higher the hair, the closer to God. Lol
    And how much hairspray you asked, enough to punch a hole into the ozone over Chile. Lol

  • @EricGoldberg-cp4ju
    @EricGoldberg-cp4ju 8 месяцев назад +3

    The Dr Seuss books are officially the best children's books.

  • @ducewags
    @ducewags 8 месяцев назад

    The only thing that has changed with Pringles, is the fact the lid no longer snaps on to the bottom of the can.
    Thank's for the shows Tyler, and the time it takes to make them for all us humans to enjoy. Bakk Bakk Easter Bunny.

  • @roo2592
    @roo2592 8 месяцев назад +30

    To be fair, Jurassic Park had a very clear message about the dangers of cloning.

    • @homesteadgamer1257
      @homesteadgamer1257 8 месяцев назад

      A message our government loves to pretend doesn't exist.

    • @wilburrrrr742
      @wilburrrrr742 8 месяцев назад

      I thought the message was that Jerry was right about Neumann all along. 😮

    • @MGower4465
      @MGower4465 8 месяцев назад +1

      Yeah, but they were never able to leave well enough a clone

  • @auroralakefire3684
    @auroralakefire3684 8 месяцев назад +5

    I remember when my grandmother had the beehive hairdo. While that was before the 80's, she did say "The higher the hair, the closer to God."

    • @jcarey568
      @jcarey568 8 месяцев назад +2

      I do remember the boofont hairstyle on the older ladies when I was but a wee lad.

  • @bambamnj
    @bambamnj 8 месяцев назад +4

    Pringles: They don't even need the twist mechanism like a deodorant bar, all they need is a push bottom to the can, sort of like how a caulk gun works, so all you need to do is push on the bottom and the chips will rise. They can make the bottom twist to lock so it stays in place when you turn it counter-clockwise and loosens when you turn it 1/2 turn clock-wise. They could even provide a little plastic rod with a hook or fork end, so when the bottom gets too far in for fingers you can use the little rod to hook on {so you can still twist the bottom to lock and unlock} and still be able to push it up until all the chips are gone.

    • @lorireed8046
      @lorireed8046 8 месяцев назад

      Or ya know tilt the can and grab some out? LOL 🤣

    • @justforever96
      @justforever96 8 месяцев назад

      Great, so we can have even more expensive crisps and billions of little plastic robs filling up the landfills because it's just to hard for Americans to pour them out. And of course the extra stuff they would need to add to make it airtight before you buy it.

    • @lorireed8046
      @lorireed8046 8 месяцев назад

      @@justforever96 There's 2 other countries above America on the waste and plastics issue. Go fight them .

  • @dennisboon6651
    @dennisboon6651 8 месяцев назад +1

    Here in Europe we love pizza with tuna (and capers).

  • @Milton2k
    @Milton2k 8 месяцев назад

    Congrats for the 200th episode. Since I discovered your channel I have never missed one.