I was a Marine back in the 80's. My son is currently in the Navy and I am very proud but he tried that "the Marines are actually a part of the Navy" and I told him, "The men's department".
Props to the 3 women on the us soccer team who didn't bow down to the rest of the team, and stood for what they believe in, instead of doing the politically easy option of joining their idiot teammates. Unfortunately, most of the team did kneel for their stupid brownie points, so I'm still happy they lost overall, lol.
I am so happy to see those girls that didn't kneel. And I feel sorry for them because of their stupid teammates kneeling like they did and the commenter before me here the only one that you kneel to is God. You better thank God that you're in a country that gave you the opportunity to do this and not put it down like you do shame on them. Don't remember her name but in the picture I think she's the one with the purple hair or Magento whatever the hell you want to call it isn't she still a spokeswoman for Subway. That's why I don't go to Subway as long as she's a spokeswoman for them they get no dollars from me. And it's a shame I miss my subways but that's how I feel about it. And that's why I haven't watched football in the last 2 years. I'm tired of being politically correct I'm tired to have to watch what I say now is the time people we've got to stand up this is gone too far and we can't let it keep going!!!!!!
How do you get to hell? Very simple: claim that you're innocent. How do you get to heaven? Very simple: Admit that you're not Innocent, you're guilty and ask for mercy. How to know if you're guilty or not? Simply: Compare your life to the Ten Commandments God gave you in the Bible. Everyone agrees that if people followed the ten commandments there would be no need for governments or police. Do not lie. Do not steal. Do not commit adultery. Do not insult God by using his name as a cuss word. There are six more but let's just leave it at that. How many lies have you told in your life? Have you ever taken anything that didn't belong to you? Jesus said, if you look at a women lustfully you've already committed adultery in your heart with that woman. How many times a day do you do that? Do you use God's name as a cuss word? Would you do that with your own mother's name? If you answer these questions honestly you know that you're guilty. God can justly punish you and send you to hell. Ask him for mercy. His name is Jesus. It's as simple as this, The Ten Commandments are called the moral law. You and I broke God's laws. Jesus paid the fine. The fine is death. Ezekiel 18:20 - "The soul who sins shall die. That's why Jesus had to die on the cross for our sins. This is why God is able to give us Mercy. Option A. You die for your own sins. Option B. Ask for mercy and accept that Jesus died for you.
The best meme was comparing Hiroshima to Detroit. It helps me understand why in The Kentucky Fried Movie a running gag was, "No, not Detroit! Anywhere but Detroit!"
When I was teaching English in Korea I made flash cards for every animal I could find a picture of. When I introduced the kids to the buffalo, they protested. "Teacher! That NOT buffalo! Buffalo is bird!" I insisted that the humped bovine was indeed a buffalo. "But Teacher! Buffalo wings!"
My dad fought in World War II (Army) for 3 years in the Pacific theater. Apparently many a brawl was started by this comment: " The Marines take the island. The Army takes the battle. The Navy takes the credit."
My 17 year old son got pulled over for speeding. The Deputy called me to come get him. I found out he was pulled over a week before and the Deputy that pulled him over came to the scene and my son lied saying “no sir you didn’t pull me over”. So for a week I drove him to school and picked him up with a sign on the window that said “ speed, lie to a police officers face and your mommy takes you to school!! 12 years later he has zero tickets.
"An hour of Zed just before bed!". LOL Loved the channel since subbing at 103k and now your podcast series Tyler!. It's been great to hear your opinion and now along with"The Gentlemen" on Zedcast. Hope all is well with you and the family and I thank you for everything, Happy New Year's and I look forward to watching the future content!. Stay safe, stay great and always stay blessed. 🙏❤🍻
"When you get excited to see a 'Zed Best of 2021' .... but then relies , you havent missed even one of Zeds Video's all year , and have seen it all before" .........
I grew up in the 80s. Our gym teachet took bomb bardment to the next level. Those "foamy " nerf balls, each wrapped in about a roll of duct tape. You could siege a dam castle with those things.
I needed this. I face fact checkers daily. I work in an ER, registering at least 1/3 patients that come in on my shift, old, young, dead, or alive. I see the truth. Yet those people would rather get their facts from the internet than me or anyone I work with.
Democrats: "We want to wipe out the Republican Party." Me: "But then who will take the blame for the things you do?" Democrats: ".... Oh, um... I'm sure we'll think of someone..... eventually...."
@@bamahama707 democrats: "We love Joe Biden, he's just like us!" Joe Biden: "uhhh... the thing... you know... whatever" *clenches fists like a mental patient and stares off into the distance*
@John Wood My thoughts too. An eight hour day is paradise compared with six 12-hour days back to back. No wonder life expectancy was so short back then. I tried doing 12 he days as a nurse and I couldn't do them for longer than 18 months.
I have a liberal friend who whines about 40 hours per week. Seriously? 40/168 is less than 24% or so. Then again she is a girl, so like cats, just expect constant whining.
I can relate to the "fix something just enough so people don't know you broke it" meme. I was once setting up some threading gear on a ridgid 300 power vice and I overtightened the wing-bolt for the push arm stopping just short of twisting it off. I made it look kinda natural and left it. It sat that way for a couple of weeks before we needing the roll grooving gear for Victaulic. One of the other guys went to twist the winged bolt and the bolt broke. They then spent the next 2 hours drilling and cursing while I played stupid. To this day they don't know it was me.
Story: so this girl has a flat tire and needed my help I think she didn't have the tools and she needed to take the whole tire off put a spare on using my Jack was able to get the tire car lifted up lug nuts removed and of course the rim would not come off I've dealt with this before I knew what to do to get that rim off but as freezing ass cold outside she began throwing a temper tantrum and yelling and won't let me do anything to get that rim off. So I went home and got in my warm bed. Her car is still there and she has no drivers license. She hates men badly. Sucks to be her
"We must always fear evil men. But there is another kind of evil that we must fear the most, and that is the indifference of good men." - Boondock Saints
Happy New Year Tyler, Happy New year Deev.. Looking forward to another year of challenges.. Keep the meme's flowing Zedu.. Props from Wales UK.. "C'mon Maaaan, I founded the God damit Country" Let's go Brandon..!!
Wow, the ginger thing blew my mind. I watched Eddie Murphy Raw, and several Richard Pryor comedy shows when they originally aired on HBO. I laughed so hard I peed. Freaky Deeky. Throw in George Carlin, and Robin Williams. The 80's were great.
We are screwed. In the 1950's, car owners manuals came with instructions to check your valve clearances. Today the owners manuals tell you not to ingest the contents of the battery. We are screwed.
A jar of peanut butter. " May contain peanuts" Another favourite. At a railway station that had a bridge and 2 sets of steps. " Take care while using the steps" I was glad of the warning, people were just hurling themselves off the top step in a manner that can only be described as cavalier.
@@teratokomi8731 well…after he lost 400 million and went 400 million into debt, I guess you think he deserves a pass on publicly declaring his income like past presidents have…👌
TLDR: I piled a whole grocery stores worth of carts around a Karen's car for parking like an ignoramus and she erupted in a spectacular fashion. At my first job I was collecting carts and I watched a woman park in 4 stalls and rush into the store. When I went into the store to tell her to repark she was already being a wretch to one of my Co workers so I went outside and put every single cart around her car. 150 carts or so. She was mortified and had the biggest public freak out I've ever witnessed. The glory was second to none. I had to remove the carts so I did so painfully slowly whole she erupted into a lvl 12 Karen and when it was all said and done she got banned and I kept my job lol.
At big lots an ass hat parked their giant piece of shit soccer mom van soo close to my (mom's) car were the mirrors were literally an inch apart. I had to get in from the passenger side, if it was my car , i would have had to wait to till the jerk came out since the driver side is the only way to get in. There were so many parking spaces they could have taken ,but no had to park next to my moms car that i was using.
I was at the airport one time and my foot was a little past the sticker they put on the floor for social distancing and this guy turned around and asked me to back up, and I was like we’re wearing masks anyway and he wasn’t having it. Cut to 45 minutes later and he’s sitting in a window seat, elbow to elbow next to somebody in the row across from me. It was a satisfying moment for sure.
Funniest thing in this video is Tyler stating the fact that he gets hate mail over offensive memes. Wrap your self in bubble wrap, wear 3 masks, one over your eyes,and plug your ears,and maybe you can exist without being offended at every turn.
@@crimsonwizard2560 Leftism doesn't exactly attract the smartest of people in Current Year + (though they sure like to tell you they are the smartest ones).
11:40 Definitely agree. Martin Luther King was a pacifist and he was a pastor of the Baptist Church. He preached the Word of God and the Bible, specifically Jesus, says we are to be peacemakers and to not spread violence. The BLM crowd preached and advocated for violence and vandalism and took MLK's words out of context so they can riot. If we protested peacefully so we harm no body and destroy nothing, people will see us not as toddlers, but as serious protesters. If MLK were still alive, he would publicly denounce and not associate with the BLM crowd.
So I can't be the only person who's father explained to them that "the world doesn't care about your feelings sweetheart!! U better toughen up!" I just can't fathom why ANYONE would think that some stranger out there is going to give a damn fig for how you're feeling or if (GOD FORBID!!) you're upset!! Lol ridiculous
Well you did see the scooby doo meme. Parenting is the problem. There is none anymore! Same when I was kid. Sticks and stones was pounded into our head. Words mean nothing, unless you let them. All that doesnt exist anymore because everyone is still 5 years old mentally and they always will be.
Im pretty sure parents stopped teaching that long ago. Im greateful for the lessons i learned from my folks growing up. Even the ones that hurt at the time, like the “stop crying before i give you something to cry about” when i was crying over not getting my way or some other dumb shit. I was taught from the moment i could socialize that i have to respect my parents and elders, and to be kind to others, but also to stand up for myself if someones being mean or worse to me. I also came up in a time where if u got into a fight you may have both been disciplined a bit but the grownups also knew that fighting was just a part of growing up… they disnt throw us in counseling or try to kick anybody out of school or prosecute somebody. 99% of the time after fighting someone we ended up becoming friends. I think the techers/ parents etc knew that because thats how they grew up
@@sweettea527 lol feel free to use it!! It's definitely not something I came up with myself but I like it too!! Adds a little variety to the general idea of "don't give a damn, or a f*ck, or a shite" lol
So the Chris Farley meme reminded of a couple years ago. I cooked some steaks on the grill while my husband was away at work and half way through realized that the grill was to close and I melted the siding on the house, so I finished my steaks then put the grill back and called my husband to see if he wanted to cook out on the grill the following weekend, fully prepared to yell at him for almost burning the house down!
28:45 my father in law (79 at the time) and my husband (55 at the time) both Air Force retirees, did not catch COVID when I caught it Nov 2020. My husband slept in the same bad as me and not even a sniffle. I’m calling this fact-check true!
As a gym guy, roughly five times a week for 50 years, I am surprised I don't see more injuries in gyms. I've seen a couple of bad situations including some dumb things I've almost done.
HAHA at 4:17 I've never seen a kid cry harder than my nephew as I schooled him in NBA Shootout. Weeping and crying, he left the room slouching over with his arms dangling to the floor, crying, "I hate this". I tell him 20 years later, that it was better than winning an award from a carnival. Watching him cry over a video game.
I remember playing dodgeball with balls that were more like a soccer ball, if you were hit in the face you were checked for a concussion. And we were class full of hokey players so you can imagine we were not holding back at all 🤣
"Let's go Brandon, I agree" Joe Biden.
Needs to be inserted in the show ending👍
Same
"End of quote."
If this isn't the last clip Zed you failed!
This has got to happen!
I was a Marine back in the 80's. My son is currently in the Navy and I am very proud but he tried that "the Marines are actually a part of the Navy" and I told him, "The men's department".
Props to the 3 women on the us soccer team who didn't bow down to the rest of the team, and stood for what they believe in, instead of doing the politically easy option of joining their idiot teammates. Unfortunately, most of the team did kneel for their stupid brownie points, so I'm still happy they lost overall, lol.
One only kneels for God. ✅ Yep, God and this it. 🧎♂️🙏💫
Hopefully they continue to lose as long as they continue to kneel…. Looking forward to RUclips videos of kneelers getting injured in future games….
I am so happy to see those girls that didn't kneel. And I feel sorry for them because of their stupid teammates kneeling like they did and the commenter before me here the only one that you kneel to is God. You better thank God that you're in a country that gave you the opportunity to do this and not put it down like you do shame on them. Don't remember her name but in the picture I think she's the one with the purple hair or Magento whatever the hell you want to call it isn't she still a spokeswoman for Subway. That's why I don't go to Subway as long as she's a spokeswoman for them they get no dollars from me. And it's a shame I miss my subways but that's how I feel about it. And that's why I haven't watched football in the last 2 years. I'm tired of being politically correct I'm tired to have to watch what I say now is the time people we've got to stand up this is gone too far and we can't let it keep going!!!!!!
How do you get to hell?
Very simple: claim that you're innocent.
How do you get to heaven?
Very simple: Admit that you're not Innocent, you're guilty and ask for mercy.
How to know if you're guilty or not?
Simply: Compare your life to the Ten Commandments God gave you in the Bible.
Everyone agrees that if people followed the ten commandments there would be no need for governments or police.
Do not lie.
Do not steal.
Do not commit adultery.
Do not insult God by using his name as a cuss word.
There are six more but let's just leave it at that.
How many lies have you told in your life?
Have you ever taken anything that didn't belong to you?
Jesus said, if you look at a women lustfully you've already committed adultery in your heart with that woman.
How many times a day do you do that?
Do you use God's name as a cuss word?
Would you do that with your own mother's name?
If you answer these questions honestly you know that you're guilty.
God can justly punish you and send you to hell.
Ask him for mercy.
His name is Jesus.
It's as simple as this, The Ten Commandments are called the moral law. You and I broke God's laws. Jesus paid the fine.
The fine is death.
Ezekiel 18:20 -
"The soul who sins shall die.
That's why Jesus had to die on the cross for our sins. This is why God is able to give us Mercy.
Option A.
You die for your own sins.
Option B.
Ask for mercy and accept that Jesus died for you.
my guess is, those same three women are the only ones that also take the D
Prop to the man on the train refusing to mask and NOT CARING how the other person feels. Lets Go Brandon!!!
The queen can move anywhere in chess because the board looks like a kitchen floor.
I'm stealing that. Well done. Well done.
👏...👏...👏....... Awesome!😆😁
ZINGGGGGGGGG!!!!!! 🤣
Ahahaha, I'm a female and even I laughed at that. That's too funny.
@@michelleadamchak1330 love it, when people can take a joke.
@21:45 Zed - " Gingers DO have souls. "
Me - " They get a freckle for every souls they steal. "
The best meme was comparing Hiroshima to Detroit. It helps me understand why in The Kentucky Fried Movie a running gag was, "No, not Detroit! Anywhere but Detroit!"
Kentucky Fried Movie! Epic nostalgia ☻
When I was teaching English in Korea I made flash cards for every animal I could find a picture of. When I introduced the kids to the buffalo, they protested. "Teacher! That NOT buffalo! Buffalo is bird!" I insisted that the humped bovine was indeed a buffalo. "But Teacher! Buffalo wings!"
Sailor: Marines are a department of the Navy
Marines: yeah, the men's department
Fuck yeah Leatherneck....Semper Fi
The guys who won the costume contest were EPIC, I laughed SO hard. I love clever people.
The kid crying about the taxes in the game...
That one killed me🤣🤣🤣
My dad fought in World War II (Army) for 3 years in the Pacific theater. Apparently many a brawl was started by this comment: " The Marines take the island. The Army takes the battle. The Navy takes the credit."
My 17 year old son got pulled over for speeding. The Deputy called me to come get him. I found out he was pulled over a week before and the Deputy that pulled him over came to the scene and my son lied saying “no sir you didn’t pull me over”. So for a week I drove him to school and picked him up with a sign on the window that said “ speed, lie to a police officers face and your mommy takes you to school!!
12 years later he has zero tickets.
Damn. Stone cold. I’d probably drive 10 MPH below the speed limit forever if that happened to me.
Lmfao
@tammy
Great job sweetie ❤️
You should give life skills training to new mothers (especially the woke lefties). Society needs your wisdom.
"An hour of Zed just before bed!". LOL
Loved the channel since subbing at 103k and now your podcast series Tyler!. It's been great to hear your opinion and now along with"The Gentlemen" on Zedcast. Hope all is well with you and the family and I thank you for everything, Happy New Year's and I look forward to watching the future content!. Stay safe, stay great and always stay blessed. 🙏❤🍻
I lost faith in humanity when curling irons warned “…for external use only.”
That's just terrifying
Wow! There's some hot fannys out there.
How else you supposed to warm up the incredibly cold Uranus?
🤣
😂😂
"When you get excited to see a 'Zed Best of 2021' .... but then relies , you havent missed even one of Zeds Video's all year , and have seen it all before" .........
Huge respect to the big Z for the near one hour of belly laughs 😂
I grew up in the 80s. Our gym teachet took bomb bardment to the next level. Those "foamy " nerf balls, each wrapped in about a roll of duct tape. You could siege a dam castle with those things.
Zed - a big thanks to you and your "bros" for a year of laughter amidst the chaos! Happy New Year!!
Happy new year from 2023 , still going strong with zed!!!!
Reliving oldies but goodies on Zed! Love this episode!!
You're not a bad bitch, you're not a queen. Perfect start
I needed this. I face fact checkers daily. I work in an ER, registering at least 1/3 patients that come in on my shift, old, young, dead, or alive. I see the truth. Yet those people would rather get their facts from the internet than me or anyone I work with.
That guy on the train not giving a fuck and going about his life is the best.😂 That made my whole day.
I love you in USA , epic just epic... hello from Croatia. Keep it up dude :)
Whenever I needed to make light of bad situations, I came here. Thanks Zed.
I guess you don't think Tucker Carlson is funny enough.
" What did you do Richard? " ah, love Tommy Boy 🤣🤣
Democrats: "We want to wipe out the Republican Party."
Me: "But then who will take the blame for the things you do?"
Democrats: ".... Oh, um... I'm sure we'll think of someone..... eventually...."
That assumes you lot are capable of thinking...
They will go gang buster after all of the christians then !!!!
@@bamahama707 democrats: "We love Joe Biden, he's just like us!"
Joe Biden: "uhhh... the thing... you know... whatever" *clenches fists like a mental patient and stares off into the distance*
They'll blame the blacks, just like the good old days.
Putin
Almost every bar fight I got into in the Navy was from me talking shit to some Marines LOL
Dude you are totally killing it! You are killing me to with these video! Thank You!
Killin it. Thank you. 👏👏👏
Just a reminder, Henry Ford’s 8hr day 40 hour week WAS as HUGE REDUCTION in time worked as work weeks used to be 6-7 days and 12-16 hour days.
Yep, probably helped stop child labor. So many people, just the right person, time, idea made America great.
@John Wood
My thoughts too.
An eight hour day is paradise compared with six 12-hour days back to back. No wonder life expectancy was so short back then.
I tried doing 12 he days as a nurse and I couldn't do them for longer than 18 months.
I have a liberal friend who whines about 40 hours per week. Seriously? 40/168 is less than 24% or so. Then again she is a girl, so like cats, just expect constant whining.
I can relate to the "fix something just enough so people don't know you broke it" meme. I was once setting up some threading gear on a ridgid 300 power vice and I overtightened the wing-bolt for the push arm stopping just short of twisting it off. I made it look kinda natural and left it. It sat that way for a couple of weeks before we needing the roll grooving gear for Victaulic. One of the other guys went to twist the winged bolt and the bolt broke. They then spent the next 2 hours drilling and cursing while I played stupid. To this day they don't know it was me.
THAT MAN HAS MY DEEPEST RESPECT!! Screw that idiot's "feelings" and if she's scared, stay off the damm train!!
Do you know what anti-maskers, anti-vaxers, morons and Republicans have in common?
Everything.
@@MrDeathpilot y’know what pro maskers pro vaxxers and liberals have in common? YOU’RE ALL SCARED SHEEP
@@midnight_x_edits I listen to doctors and scientists instead of politicians and Tucker Carlson.
Who's really the sheep?
@@MrDeathpilot How did they work out? 😂
i would give that dude that refused to wear a mask a medal in a heartbeat
A gold one!
"Girls shaped like this talk the most shit" is the most accurate meme of all time.
I think it's lake of self confidence, so they put up a big front so they can get attention.
2:09 Anyone desperate enough to have a girlfriend like that, deserves a girlfriend like that.
That's what I'm saying. He texted her and told her and she acts like she's mad at him.
Story: so this girl has a flat tire and needed my help I think she didn't have the tools and she needed to take the whole tire off put a spare on using my Jack was able to get the tire car lifted up lug nuts removed and of course the rim would not come off I've dealt with this before I knew what to do to get that rim off but as freezing ass cold outside she began throwing a temper tantrum and yelling and won't let me do anything to get that rim off. So I went home and got in my warm bed.
Her car is still there and she has no drivers license. She hates men badly. Sucks to be her
where is your jack?
"We must always fear evil men. But there is another kind of evil that we must fear the most, and that is the indifference of good men." - Boondock Saints
The man on the train is a true American hero.
Chilterns are in England. Guys still a hero though !
And the chick Sara Thornton changed her Twitter handle! Coward
😂😂😂😂😂
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Zeducation, my number one source of Bingo Memes
I died laughing at the covid molecule in the "veteran body". TRUTH!!! HAHAHA
WHERE AM I!?
Yeah that was funny. 😄
Facts lol.
Hahaha!😄
Alcohol is like vitamin C for anyone with PTSD. A daily essential.
This is the best episode -- I seldom smile. I laughed a the entire time - not just chuckles! 📍🎇😅😅😅
I think you should make the best of "You may be sleeping on the couch tonight" video. Love those!
Happy New Year Tyler, Happy New year Deev.. Looking forward to another year of challenges.. Keep the meme's flowing Zedu.. Props from Wales UK..
"C'mon Maaaan, I founded the God damit Country"
Let's go Brandon..!!
After all that is going on in the world today I'm fortunate enough to still have all 6 senses the last being a sense of humor. Thanks Zed.
That first guy was so on point! SO ON POINT!!!
Wow, the ginger thing blew my mind.
I watched Eddie Murphy Raw, and several Richard Pryor comedy shows when they originally aired on HBO.
I laughed so hard I peed.
Freaky Deeky.
Throw in George Carlin, and Robin Williams. The 80's were great.
Don't forget about Red Fox.
Louie Anderson, Jonathan Winters, and yes Redd Fox was as funny as they get.
44:30 That’s very creative! Good job guys 👍🏽
We are screwed. In the 1950's, car owners manuals came with instructions to check your valve clearances. Today the owners manuals tell you not to ingest the contents of the battery. We are screwed.
Today we have to put "remove from box before eating" on pizza, and "for external use only" on curling irons. We're *BEYOND* screwed my friend
A jar of peanut butter. " May contain peanuts"
Another favourite. At a railway station that had a bridge and 2 sets of steps. " Take care while using the steps"
I was glad of the warning, people were just hurling themselves off the top step in a manner that can only be described as cavalier.
@@Macbeth99 LOL, hahaha. This is great 👍
@@ubergamer0198 You are definitely correct on that one! 😆 🤣
@@jjfarnsdad 😁👍
Fun Fact: Elon Musk pays more in taxes every year than Donald Trumps entire net worth....
I doubt donald trump ever paid taxes. His incredible business acumen turned his 400 million inheritance into 400 million debt.
@@hillbillydeluxe27 Well unless you can prove he didnt pay taxes....
SHADDAP.
@@teratokomi8731 well…after he lost 400 million and went 400 million into debt, I guess you think he deserves a pass on publicly declaring his income like past presidents have…👌
TLDR: I piled a whole grocery stores worth of carts around a Karen's car for parking like an ignoramus and she erupted in a spectacular fashion.
At my first job I was collecting carts and I watched a woman park in 4 stalls and rush into the store. When I went into the store to tell her to repark she was already being a wretch to one of my Co workers so I went outside and put every single cart around her car. 150 carts or so.
She was mortified and had the biggest public freak out I've ever witnessed. The glory was second to none.
I had to remove the carts so I did so painfully slowly whole she erupted into a lvl 12 Karen and when it was all said and done she got banned and I kept my job lol.
Great story. Good for you, I love it.
Absolute legend
Love the story but can you and everyone else stop using the name Karen to discribe delusional people. Call them what they are... mentally handicapped.
You. Are. Epic!
At big lots an ass hat parked their giant piece of shit soccer mom van soo close to my (mom's) car were the mirrors were literally an inch apart. I had to get in from the passenger side, if it was my car , i would have had to wait to till the jerk came out since the driver side is the only way to get in. There were so many parking spaces they could have taken ,but no had to park next to my moms car that i was using.
I was at the airport one time and my foot was a little past the sticker they put on the floor for social distancing and this guy turned around and asked me to back up, and I was like we’re wearing masks anyway and he wasn’t having it. Cut to 45 minutes later and he’s sitting in a window seat, elbow to elbow next to somebody in the row across from me. It was a satisfying moment for sure.
Fifty-seven minutes and twenty-three seconds of *Zeducation!*
We are not worthy! 😁
Hilarious bro keep it coming
Lol You're videos never disappoint. Thanks for the laughs !
A 57 minute zed video???! Merry Christmas to us!
Funniest thing in this video is Tyler stating the fact that he gets hate mail over offensive memes. Wrap your self in bubble wrap, wear 3 masks, one over your eyes,and plug your ears,and maybe you can exist without being offended at every turn.
They still would be offended
Schley'd just be offended you looked in schleir general direction without promenently shouting schleir pronouns first.
If it offends them, why are they watching this???
@@crimsonwizard2560 because they only feel important if they have something to cry about
@@crimsonwizard2560 Leftism doesn't exactly attract the smartest of people in Current Year + (though they sure like to tell you they are the smartest ones).
And for more seconds than I’d like to admit, I said to myself “Who would deep fry puppies like that??? They’re a monster!” 😂🤦♂️
Keep up the good work! I’m always guaranteed a good laugh when I watch your shows, you keep the world spinning my man!
11:40 Definitely agree. Martin Luther King was a pacifist and he was a pastor of the Baptist Church. He preached the Word of God and the Bible, specifically Jesus, says we are to be peacemakers and to not spread violence. The BLM crowd preached and advocated for violence and vandalism and took MLK's words out of context so they can riot. If we protested peacefully so we harm no body and destroy nothing, people will see us not as toddlers, but as serious protesters. If MLK were still alive, he would publicly denounce and not associate with the BLM crowd.
Let's go Brandon!
Brother that guy can't go fast enough
Daaamn! That first one was brutal! 😂
So I can't be the only person who's father explained to them that "the world doesn't care about your feelings sweetheart!! U better toughen up!" I just can't fathom why ANYONE would think that some stranger out there is going to give a damn fig for how you're feeling or if (GOD FORBID!!) you're upset!! Lol ridiculous
Well you did see the scooby doo meme. Parenting is the problem. There is none anymore! Same when I was kid. Sticks and stones was pounded into our head. Words mean nothing, unless you let them. All that doesnt exist anymore because everyone is still 5 years old mentally and they always will be.
I like the "damn fig" saying. I am going to use that!
Im pretty sure parents stopped teaching that long ago. Im greateful for the lessons i learned from my folks growing up. Even the ones that hurt at the time, like the “stop crying before i give you something to cry about” when i was crying over not getting my way or some other dumb shit. I was taught from the moment i could socialize that i have to respect my parents and elders, and to be kind to others, but also to stand up for myself if someones being mean or worse to me. I also came up in a time where if u got into a fight you may have both been disciplined a bit but the grownups also knew that fighting was just a part of growing up… they disnt throw us in counseling or try to kick anybody out of school or prosecute somebody. 99% of the time after fighting someone we ended up becoming friends. I think the techers/ parents etc knew that because thats how they grew up
Let's just say, when Tyler brings up the wooden spoon, I know exactly where he's coming from: good parenting. 👍
@@sweettea527 lol feel free to use it!! It's definitely not something I came up with myself but I like it too!! Adds a little variety to the general idea of "don't give a damn, or a f*ck, or a shite" lol
34:00 I didn't get it. Which movie is this from?
Lightening striking George Floyd mural is Gods way of saying George was no hero.
george is still off the narcotics!
How dare u .....😂
Thank you for your service to the meme loving community
This has been one of your most HILARIOUS episodes EVER! THANK YOU! I TRULY NEEDED IT! 😊😊😊
So the Chris Farley meme reminded of a couple years ago. I cooked some steaks on the grill while my husband was away at work and half way through realized that the grill was to close and I melted the siding on the house, so I finished my steaks then put the grill back and called my husband to see if he wanted to cook out on the grill the following weekend, fully prepared to yell at him for almost burning the house down!
I put my .16 in my savings account. With the interest I earned it is now worth .14. Let’s go Brandon!
Yeah I agree
The triplets dad was also from a time of one income households. Love your channel!
One thing I have noticed about Tyler watching these videos the past few days, he must have a lot of hoodies.
28:45 my father in law (79 at the time) and my husband (55 at the time) both Air Force retirees, did not catch COVID when I caught it Nov 2020. My husband slept in the same bad as me and not even a sniffle. I’m calling this fact-check true!
A a retired paramedic I can truly say that I have run many medical calls to gyms but never to a donut shop!
As a gym guy, roughly five times a week for 50 years, I am surprised I don't see more injuries in gyms. I've seen a couple of bad situations including some dumb things I've almost done.
Yeah, just a bunch of obesity related heart attacks and strokes
Glad to see the three that stood in Patriotism.
That taxes kid cracks me up every time.
There are 3 Dollar Generals within a mile of my house. Your observation is spot-on.
HAHA at 4:17 I've never seen a kid cry harder than my nephew as I schooled him in NBA Shootout. Weeping and crying, he left the room slouching over with his arms dangling to the floor, crying, "I hate this". I tell him 20 years later, that it was better than winning an award from a carnival. Watching him cry over a video game.
Props to the man on the train. I love him too.
The Australian woman's team also lost 7-0 against 15 year old boys
Love your sarcasm bro, makes my day and week seem so much brighter 👊👍💪
Happy New Year Mr. And Mrs. Zed!!
"I said Monstah what you want... He said about tree fitty" 🤣
South park is the best
The man on the train. Good on him!!!
28:46 had me dying. I tell all my coworkers about this. They don't belive me.
OMG, my Alexa heard you & tried to answer!!
Lovin’ these “best of” videos. Thanks for so many giggles 💖
Your channel is the best! Do not change ehhhh-verrrrrrrrrrrrrr👍👍👍👍👍👍
I remember playing dodgeball with balls that were more like a soccer ball, if you were hit in the face you were checked for a concussion.
And we were class full of hokey players so you can imagine we were not holding back at all 🤣
They used footballs in Texas in the early 80s. No joke it was in Victoria Texas. If anyone here was there back me up.
Going through all the older vids to make sure I've hit like on them 👍💪
Love how you say: "Don't laugh at that" "grow up"....and then you laugh the loudest ;o)))
The length of this video both a blessing and a cures :D
The kid crying about taxes will realize when he’s about my age , he will be all out of 😭 tears
Thanks for the laughs, happy New Year!
I was so excited to see 57 minutes of you laugh you lose!!!!!
Hey Zed, I'm over 65 and I laughed so hard on that fart clip. 🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣
I was needing to start my day with a string of memes. And low and behold i’ve been zeducated
@47 mins
The garbage truck meme.
Hahahaha!😂
Satirical genius.
Thank you zed for a year full of smiles and joy
Dayam! This is good!
Now whenever I need to relax and have a laugh I can soothe with some Zeducation.
Thanks!
This video was incredibly entertaining. Well done! Lol
That "which fn marker" bit had me ROLLLIN 🤣
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