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  • Jarhead - Demotion & Latrine Duty: Swofford (Jake Gyllenhaal) gets punished for his misbehavior.
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    FILM DESCRIPTION:
    In the late 1980s, Anthony Swofford (Jake Gyllenhaal) enlists as a Marine, training in boot camp under a sadistic drill instructor. Swofford undertakes a sniper course headed by Staff Sgt. Sykes (Jamie Foxx) during this time, which is shortly before the advent of the Gulf War. When the United States becomes involved, Swofford is shipped out, along with his spotter, Alan Troy (Peter Sarsgaard). Facing uncertainty each day -- about the war and home -- the soldiers try to maintain composure.
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    TM & © Universal Pictures (2005)
    Cast: Dennis Haysbert, Jake Gyllenhaal, Jamie Foxx
    Director: Sam Mendes
    Producer: Sam Mendes
    Screenwriter: William Broyles Jr.
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Комментарии • 564

  • @NTAD
    @NTAD Год назад +3565

    "Not too hard, not too soft...perfect. That's Allstate's stand."

    • @BIGBLOCK5022006
      @BIGBLOCK5022006 Год назад +124

      "Are you in good hands?"

    • @raz6630
      @raz6630 Год назад +4

      Yes but how many cubists was it ??

    • @timothyq.5070
      @timothyq.5070 Год назад +11

      🤣 😂 I legit heard this as I read. Thanks for this!!

    • @axelramirez6730
      @axelramirez6730 Год назад

      Bro I jus noticed thats the same guy who stole the kill. Mf

    • @ibashcommunists6847
      @ibashcommunists6847 Год назад

      Pointless discipline for another pointless war. Saddam was america's puppet.

  • @splewy
    @splewy Год назад +3827

    “Your lung problems are not service related” -VA, probably

  • @somerandomguyfromtheintern480
    @somerandomguyfromtheintern480 Год назад +2562

    those burn pits probably caused more damage than the war

    • @baronbrummbar8691
      @baronbrummbar8691 Год назад

      on the muricans everything caused more daming then the war ........... including friendly fire, diseas , malfuntioning equipment

    • @lip124
      @lip124 Год назад +27

      Yep😔😔

    • @_--Reaper--_
      @_--Reaper--_ 10 месяцев назад +5

      How so?

    • @jackh321
      @jackh321 10 месяцев назад

      @@_--Reaper--_ Burning diesel fuel releases toxic, carcinogenic fumes, plus you're using it to burn feces. So you have an entire military camp exposed to multiple drums bellowing out cancer causing gases, bacteria and poo particles (a perfect recipe for ruining your organs and immune system). Wouldn't be surprised if more soldiers got horrendously sick or developed cancer from such a practice than those wounded from the war.

    • @Chabot1801
      @Chabot1801 10 месяцев назад +68

      toxic af lol@@_--Reaper--_

  • @damanwithaplan8056
    @damanwithaplan8056 Год назад +1600

    Nice of the VA to give these guys 30% for the cancer they got from this. America is grateful for your service after all.

    • @Hasshodo
      @Hasshodo Год назад

      Charity is socialism, remember, and america hates socialism

    • @rayn2913
      @rayn2913 Год назад +51

      yeah, compare this to veterans from russia getting literally nothing from the military after being used as cannon fodder in chechnya and ukraine

    • @boombox9509
      @boombox9509 Год назад +7

      @@rayn2913 нормально так приплел

    • @ergifem
      @ergifem Год назад +130

      @@rayn2913 the bar should be higher than Russia.

    • @rayn2913
      @rayn2913 Год назад +10

      @@ergifem it already is higher than most countries in the world, by a lot.

  • @anthonygerace8926
    @anthonygerace8926 10 месяцев назад +372

    An ex-Marine friend of mine used to say the USMC stands for U Signed the Motherfucking Contract

    • @imagoodlistener2730
      @imagoodlistener2730 3 месяца назад +3

      Same thought as marriage. You asked for it. Literally. 😅

    • @pontiacGXPfan
      @pontiacGXPfan 2 месяца назад +1

      Never thought about it like that

  • @thicc_crust_apocalypse
    @thicc_crust_apocalypse Год назад +1154

    2:35
    if you've ever served you've 100% had this look on your face at least once

    • @buttpark5336
      @buttpark5336 Год назад +62

      Not in a military service, but already am doing this face.

    • @bigg4319
      @bigg4319 Год назад +40

      When staff duty replacements are 3 hours late

    • @thealliedspy4170
      @thealliedspy4170 Год назад +38

      Too many times, it's the FML expression.

    • @crwn-chaos288
      @crwn-chaos288 Год назад +6

      reminds me of the sad affleck meme

    • @elasolezito
      @elasolezito Год назад +8

      My army picture as a first day recruit had a similar face. Stressed and fed up.

  • @mr31337
    @mr31337 10 месяцев назад +231

    "Not too hard, not too soft...perfect."
    ~Sun Tzu

    • @NewSocialistEraVideos
      @NewSocialistEraVideos 6 месяцев назад +6

      Sun Poo

    • @johnsteel5347
      @johnsteel5347 3 месяца назад +1

      Endless wars are cool - Americans

    • @h1ob355
      @h1ob355 Месяц назад

      @@johnsteel5347 You know what?
      War is 2 Mio. years old.
      Perhaps they just came to terms with the circumstances?!

    • @johnsteel5347
      @johnsteel5347 Месяц назад

      @h1ob355 Okay filthy war hawk.

    • @spirz4557
      @spirz4557 20 дней назад

      "It sucks went it's too soft and you have to wipe 50 tons..."

  • @zoneoperator
    @zoneoperator Год назад +850

    "It's already full of Chanel #5, sir."
    "I don't care if it's full of diesel fuel..."

    • @nickm1242
      @nickm1242 10 месяцев назад +33

      It's already full of a mixture of diesel fuel and Chanel #5, sir

    • @pontiacGXPfan
      @pontiacGXPfan 2 месяца назад +1

      I'm not gonna walk to the other side of this camp with a case of the bubble guts for my morning glory

    • @danyleon4870
      @danyleon4870 20 дней назад

      I love Channel #5. Its smell morning glory.

  • @karandullet380
    @karandullet380 7 месяцев назад +85

    I love how he still has his christmas hat on

    • @GizmoBeach
      @GizmoBeach 6 месяцев назад +24

      They no doubt made him wear it as a punishment.

  • @ninjaBeEpic
    @ninjaBeEpic Год назад +806

    And this is where my Villain Arc begins

    • @druunderwood5602
      @druunderwood5602 Год назад +15

      Meanwhile somewhere In The Spider Man Universe.

    • @XVNRX
      @XVNRX Год назад +9

      You have no power in the service fami lol

    • @KH-rt3ef
      @KH-rt3ef Год назад +6

      Yes. You repel others with your poo-breathing abilities.

    • @DragonDeezNutz-kn3wv
      @DragonDeezNutz-kn3wv Год назад +3

      Gives VA a new meaning

    • @conrradotorres4653
      @conrradotorres4653 6 месяцев назад

      ​@XVNRX not true. Some things that happen in the desert stay in the desert.

  • @Barrythebarnabas
    @Barrythebarnabas Год назад +344

    2:35 is this what regretting all your previous life decisions looks like?

    • @RobertSmith-me8dr
      @RobertSmith-me8dr Год назад +22

      Precisely

    • @Zlarel
      @Zlarel Год назад +9

      Can confirm, graces my faces whenever my best bud starts talking about the hemorrhoid he's named

    • @blazinjaden
      @blazinjaden Год назад +2

      i never served (although i wished i had but it's probably best that i don't)
      but i would say yeah, thats about exactly it lol

    • @saikyostudent4509
      @saikyostudent4509 5 месяцев назад

      He likely never celebrated Christmas again...

  • @blazinjaden
    @blazinjaden 11 месяцев назад +518

    2:33 This is the face of a man who has discovered true suffering. A man who has truly humbled himself, because he has lost everything and been through unimaginable hardships. This is the face…of a true human.

    • @jimmymeridian5174
      @jimmymeridian5174 10 месяцев назад +38

      And the war hadn't even started yet.

    • @_--Reaper--_
      @_--Reaper--_ 10 месяцев назад +15

      I can't count the number of times I've had that look, and I was only in for 7 years...

    • @Oscar-rg3se
      @Oscar-rg3se 10 месяцев назад +4

      He went internal it happens to the best of us

    • @YungBeezer
      @YungBeezer 10 месяцев назад +3

      Happens numerous times throughout every Marine's career, but it's only temporary.

    • @naturalselector41
      @naturalselector41 8 месяцев назад +4

      thats the look i made everyday before school

  • @pbdye1607
    @pbdye1607 Год назад +385

    2:32 the *exact* moment Swoff "went internal."

    • @Chubs.
      @Chubs. Год назад +13

      Bravo Vince

    • @dimboola59
      @dimboola59 Год назад

      At this moment I saw a pure Filth Never seen some so f***** u* In all my life

    • @Cesko_Plny_Fialovejch_Zmrdu
      @Cesko_Plny_Fialovejch_Zmrdu Год назад +2

      WHOA....WE WATCHED THE SAME VIDEO

    • @handsomesquidward5160
      @handsomesquidward5160 6 месяцев назад +1

      What does that mean

    • @CrazyAssMarine
      @CrazyAssMarine 13 дней назад

      @@handsomesquidward5160
      Going “internal” pretty much means you lose focus on the task/mission. You’re deep into your own miserable thoughts and overwhelmed by everything that’s going on.

  • @TheDrunkHamster
    @TheDrunkHamster 7 месяцев назад +85

    The worst is when you have the look at 2:35 when your soul is truly shattered and you're trying to process the misery, only to have some f***ing officer intentionally run around and into your line of sight asking "umm, where is my salute?"

  • @userthe7622
    @userthe7622 10 месяцев назад +261

    I always wonder why Swofford didn’t get extra punishment for spattered the water-saliva mixture on the table to the sergeant.

    • @florinivan6907
      @florinivan6907 9 месяцев назад +39

      The sergeant was in a very good mood that day. How much more crap could he be given anyway? An entire divisions worth?🤣

    • @RustieFawn
      @RustieFawn 8 месяцев назад +3

      Because he knew what his punishment would be. What else worse are they going to do to him?

    • @jonathanbirch2022
      @jonathanbirch2022 4 месяца назад

      it was part of swofford’s punishment

  • @cdtv3602
    @cdtv3602 Год назад +87

    1:52 *"abandon all hope, all you who enter here!"*

  • @Cesko_Plny_Fialovejch_Zmrdu
    @Cesko_Plny_Fialovejch_Zmrdu Год назад +466

    Little tip for my fellow soldiers. Your duty may sometimes seem like Generation Kill, sometimes even like Platoon, but when you start to feel like you livong in Jarhead movie, get that sweet DD-214 and GET OUT OF THERE

    • @thealliedspy4170
      @thealliedspy4170 Год назад +40

      Hell, my experience was more like Training Day.

    • @tsipher
      @tsipher Год назад +24

      Here’s another tip, don’t confuse Marines with Soldiers, we Soldiers don’t like it, and those Marines don’t like it either

    • @Cesko_Plny_Fialovejch_Zmrdu
      @Cesko_Plny_Fialovejch_Zmrdu Год назад +101

      @@tsipher My country doesn't have marines so i dont give a flying f if you finds it offensive or whatever just because it sounds weird in your perticular little mind

    • @tsipher
      @tsipher Год назад +19

      @@Cesko_Plny_Fialovejch_Zmrdu don’t preach about American military service if you know nothing about American military service, especially when you mention things like DD-214.

    • @Cesko_Plny_Fialovejch_Zmrdu
      @Cesko_Plny_Fialovejch_Zmrdu Год назад +68

      @@tsipher Yeah i don't care

  • @figfydgfds4051
    @figfydgfds4051 Год назад +95

    2:36 thats the devil stare right there

  • @luwucian4497
    @luwucian4497 10 месяцев назад +106

    1:02 The way he splashes Sergeant Skyles always makes me laugh, that made him even angrier.

  • @Komyeta
    @Komyeta Год назад +86

    I can't imagine how it smells, absolute Hell on Earth Level 1

    • @mds6387
      @mds6387 Год назад +18

      My guess is that a person gets used to it over time and doesn't notice it. Still a horrible chore none the less.

    • @Agent1W
      @Agent1W Год назад +12

      I'd rather have that than dead bodies.

    • @sarcasticguy4311
      @sarcasticguy4311 5 месяцев назад +1

      @@Agent1W AGREED

  • @jonesreviews4613
    @jonesreviews4613 Год назад +23

    This movie left me feeling depressed and empty inside. I've seen it too many times and can't see it again

  • @chickengenius4202
    @chickengenius4202 Год назад +101

    And they wonder why he went crazy

  • @blacktimhoward4322
    @blacktimhoward4322 9 месяцев назад +86

    It's incredible to me that people say they joined the marines _because_ of this movie

    • @SamFisher007
      @SamFisher007 6 месяцев назад +7

      Yup, just like how Oliver Stone had intended on Platoon to be an anti-war film and it actually had the opposite affect.

    • @sarcasticguy4311
      @sarcasticguy4311 5 месяцев назад +9

      Because it's not anything like this. I can't even count how many court-martial offenses were committed during this movie.
      It's maybe 15% real and the rest is movie nonsense.

    • @Afflictamine
      @Afflictamine 4 месяца назад

      its based on a book that an actual marine wrote about his experiences, are you saying he made them up ? @@sarcasticguy4311

    • @Italkmadshitlol
      @Italkmadshitlol 4 месяца назад +3

      ​@@sarcasticguy4311Its one of the most accurate portrayals of the Corps lol whatre you on

    • @sarcasticguy4311
      @sarcasticguy4311 4 месяца назад

      @@Italkmadshitlol You're full of crap and have never served. This movie is every worst story from all branches of military turned up to 11 and put in a single movie. It's bullshit.

  • @notablediscomfort
    @notablediscomfort 11 месяцев назад +47

    Man, life just wasn't great for him after he got out of that bubble.

  • @SilentPlayer1999
    @SilentPlayer1999 Год назад +319

    I didn’t know Electro and Mysterio were Marines.

  • @morningowl43
    @morningowl43 Год назад +44

    Man, I could really go for some Crystal Geyser water right about now…

  • @dracofenix3860
    @dracofenix3860 Год назад +73

    1:49 i'm a bit sad he didn't say "Lock and loaded sir!" after closing the door.

  • @davidhoene3317
    @davidhoene3317 Год назад +105

    Latrine duty looked way cooler in “Platoon”

    • @rikjamesguitare
      @rikjamesguitare Год назад +26

      Tell me about it...
      Free beer and weed when the jobs done!

    • @jirden
      @jirden Год назад +7

      hehehe... duty...

    • @ronaldkonkoma4356
      @ronaldkonkoma4356 4 месяца назад

      Man, I'm too short for this job.

  • @christianeasley767
    @christianeasley767 Год назад +23

    BEST RECRUITING AD--EVER!!!!!!

  • @doramon743
    @doramon743 Год назад +125

    So, his kidneys infection got healed then. ☺

  • @ericschilling9064
    @ericschilling9064 Год назад +12

    I'm not going to the other side of the base for my morning glory.
    That's Allstate's stand, are you in good hands?

    • @divisionagentbailey6727
      @divisionagentbailey6727 7 месяцев назад

      Bruh lol

    • @pontiacGXPfan
      @pontiacGXPfan 2 месяца назад

      He struck gold with that role. People will always need insurance so he's pretty much set for life financially

  • @novemberalpha6023
    @novemberalpha6023 Год назад +25

    2:37 Santa Claus's face after meeting today's kids.

  • @eagle5fox20
    @eagle5fox20 Год назад +12

    Don't bury it, that's too smart. Let's pour diesel into it and burn it with no respirators. Make sure you stir it real good too!

  • @w.s.2102
    @w.s.2102 Год назад +16

    Lesson, never join the military….. signed an Afghan vet

  • @Krypton853
    @Krypton853 8 месяцев назад +9

    The look in the end is when he became Mysterio.

  • @sierraj7480
    @sierraj7480 10 месяцев назад +15

    "happy holidays, private" to really rub it in 😂

  • @seanoreiley48
    @seanoreiley48 7 месяцев назад +13

    I loved this movie when I was younger, as I’ve gotten older Swofford just comes off as a petulant man child who throws a temper tantrum when he doesn’t get his way.

    • @dominickjustave3558
      @dominickjustave3558 6 месяцев назад

      Thats what he was,

    • @sarcasticguy4311
      @sarcasticguy4311 5 месяцев назад +2

      It's a movie. Don't read too much in to it. The real Marine Corps is not like this. This movie represents the absolute very worst of Service all lumped in to a two hour movie and most of these shenanigans would result in multiple courts-martial.

    • @ronaldkonkoma4356
      @ronaldkonkoma4356 4 месяца назад

      It's great to get older and see things from a patents or supervisors view and realize the people you enjoyed when you were younger are just clowns

    • @sarcasticguy4311
      @sarcasticguy4311 4 месяца назад

      @@ronaldkonkoma4356 Sssshh! That's experience talking!

    • @ronaldkonkoma4356
      @ronaldkonkoma4356 4 месяца назад

      @sarcasticguy4311 can we put that under age and save experience for knowing that those who run organizations are often connected idiots, back stabbers and people who are too intelligent to understand common solutions.
      These are the people you once looked up to.
      But as they say, power never looks good on those you grew up with.

  • @Baegitte
    @Baegitte Год назад +76

    2:28 my face seeing teens record themselves doing TikToks in public

  • @alakazoom87
    @alakazoom87 5 месяцев назад +4

    0:55 "stal geyser"
    0:58 bottle shifts clockwise
    1:00 crystal geyser

    • @ronaldkonkoma4356
      @ronaldkonkoma4356 4 месяца назад

      Impressive
      What can you do with a Smart Water bottle?

    • @at752
      @at752 4 месяца назад

      interesting

    • @alakazoom87
      @alakazoom87 4 месяца назад

      @@at752 I love catching little editing mistakes like this heh

    • @ronaldkonkoma4356
      @ronaldkonkoma4356 4 месяца назад

      @alakazoom87 there's an episode of Monk that addresses the issue during filming in a fun way.

  • @MDR-hn2yz
    @MDR-hn2yz 4 месяца назад +1

    Probably one of the most accurate portrayals of Marines ever.
    Semper Fi!

  • @millennialboomer
    @millennialboomer Год назад +64

    I would be throwing up too if I were forced to drink one bottle of Crystal Geyser.

    • @carlmorrow1600
      @carlmorrow1600 11 месяцев назад +1

      Why? What is it?

    • @SolazLive
      @SolazLive 10 месяцев назад +6

      @@carlmorrow1600 Some brands of water just taste bad and everyone has their preference

  • @Freedom9X
    @Freedom9X 2 месяца назад +1

    I wonder, if people saw that movie and thought, in the army I go.

    • @danyleon4870
      @danyleon4870 20 дней назад +1

      They probably thingking "Aww hell. I'm going Air Force".

  • @132elr
    @132elr Год назад +120

    Swoff is about to be getting some good money given the toxic exposure VA guidance💰

    • @aqua6613
      @aqua6613 Год назад +8

      It's a mandatory 10%

    • @cpK054L
      @cpK054L Год назад +30

      LoL VA doesn't even rate me for burn pit exposure

    • @132elr
      @132elr Год назад +1

      @@cpK054L why tf not?

    • @cpK054L
      @cpK054L Год назад +23

      @@132elr hard to prove when you put in disability when you're 10 years out🤣

    • @thealliedspy4170
      @thealliedspy4170 Год назад +2

      Not enough.

  • @shaneazpilicueta9146
    @shaneazpilicueta9146 Год назад +21

    And then they break his mountain

  • @bigtony77
    @bigtony77 Год назад +10

    And they wonder why people don’t want to join lmao

    • @ronaldkonkoma4356
      @ronaldkonkoma4356 4 месяца назад +4

      Probably different back when people were starving and living 4 to a bedroom with no hope of a good job.
      Now life outside the service is pretty comfortable for many people.

  • @jessicapabstconrad
    @jessicapabstconrad 9 месяцев назад +3

    1:21 and now he’s got the agent orange!! Lol

  • @rsmac11
    @rsmac11 Год назад +73

    As a former Marine Corps JAGOFF (Judge Advocate General Officer) I'm pretty sure I could have convinced him to refuse NJP and we would have won at a Special Court Martial...I'm just sayin'. Plead down to a 6105 and some harsh language from the company XO and first sergeant. DUCTUS EXEMPLO, INCURSO APPARATUS TYRANNUS.

    • @blazinjaden
      @blazinjaden Год назад +33

      jagoff lmfao

    • @polishedmeat6399
      @polishedmeat6399 10 месяцев назад

      @@blazinjaden lmaoi

    • @licktin1091
      @licktin1091 10 месяцев назад

      Yeaaaa but this is the infantry, complete different ball game. Its more bullshit than you can probably handle.

    • @muchsqueak9239
      @muchsqueak9239 9 месяцев назад +6

      I got maximum battalion NJP for drinking underage(wouldve been 21 the next month) in a country where the legal drinking age is 18.

    • @cam2d2
      @cam2d2 6 месяцев назад

      BUMBLEBEE TUNA, CHITTY CHITTY BANG BANG.

  • @jwiese100
    @jwiese100 4 месяца назад +3

    Swofford didnt get busted down he was just reprimanded and only did 1 day of burning detail pay other dudes to do the other 6. When he returned to the states he made cpl.

  • @jimmyfirecracker1831
    @jimmyfirecracker1831 5 месяцев назад +3

    You only smell the first one. After that, you can't tell the difference.

  • @danschneider7590
    @danschneider7590 Год назад +6

    I was a Seabee. I never personally had to do this- but saw it done. Its not pleasant,

  • @thepatriot3018
    @thepatriot3018 Год назад +40

    That’s the good life right there perfect 👍

  • @chloehennessey6813
    @chloehennessey6813 10 месяцев назад +20

    If he died from the punishment that staff wouldn’t see the light of day from Leavenworth.

    • @bb.buchanan
      @bb.buchanan 9 месяцев назад +16

      You can legit die from drinking too much water and it isn't nearly as much as you would think

    • @divisionagentbailey6727
      @divisionagentbailey6727 7 месяцев назад +1

      What is Leavenworth and what punishment would they get?

    • @hint0122
      @hint0122 7 месяцев назад +8

      ​@@divisionagentbailey6727Leavenworth is the federal maximum security prison for military personnel convicted of crimes.

    • @MaidenUtah1
      @MaidenUtah1 5 месяцев назад +4

      @@divisionagentbailey6727a land locked version of Alcatraz. Even if you escape, you’re still in Kansas.

    • @divisionagentbailey6727
      @divisionagentbailey6727 4 месяца назад

      @@MaidenUtah1 lol… nice

  • @SiddantKanthi21
    @SiddantKanthi21 Год назад +13

    Hydrate, Then Dehydrate

  • @MikMoen
    @MikMoen 7 месяцев назад +15

    Using excessive Water consumption as a punishment when Water Poisoning is a very real thing.

    • @danyleon4870
      @danyleon4870 20 дней назад

      Not that much compare to water boarding.

  • @lamedame1213
    @lamedame1213 10 месяцев назад +4

    And the army wonders why they have a recruiting problem

    • @SubidubidubiDu1
      @SubidubidubiDu1 10 месяцев назад +5

      It's not because of this, it's because of wa rs where America has little or no lnterest, where it usually supports the wrong side.

  • @andrebattiste3305
    @andrebattiste3305 2 месяца назад +1

    In real life, Swofford was promoted to the rank of corporal.

  • @zumis1011
    @zumis1011 10 месяцев назад +1

    "So Guess What's Next?"
    (Spit splatters everywhere)
    "Well we were going to let you take a little nappy wappy but now your cleaning the shitters"

  • @cal_oh3663
    @cal_oh3663 Год назад +5

    Didn't some marines get horribly sick from burning the shitters?

  • @krillin6
    @krillin6 Год назад +39

    This is how an officer gets fragged

    • @bobjones5370
      @bobjones5370 Год назад +2

      fragged?

    • @ZacharyDarkes
      @ZacharyDarkes Год назад +17

      ​@@bobjones5370 Friendly fire on purpose.

    • @JBrander
      @JBrander Год назад +5

      @@bobjones5370 throwing a frag grenade at an officer. Preferably in his tent when he is sleeping.

    • @bobjones5370
      @bobjones5370 Год назад +1

      @@JBrander in this case, throwing a frag grenade inside the tent of the Marine officer played by the all state guy?

  • @snakebutts2000
    @snakebutts2000 Год назад +12

    That ending he realized, Why did he join the marines?

    • @cattysplat
      @cattysplat 10 месяцев назад +6

      He got lost on the way to collage.

  • @rickc.4294
    @rickc.4294 3 месяца назад

    The hands up when ssgt asks whats next always cracks me up

  • @Vekren
    @Vekren Год назад +4

    2:35 the moment he defected to the Soviets

  • @mylifted4x4
    @mylifted4x4 5 месяцев назад +1

    Diesel don't burn like that LOL

  • @Dr-Dre
    @Dr-Dre 8 месяцев назад +3

    My man lost all hope at the end 😂

  • @TheThedisliker
    @TheThedisliker 7 месяцев назад +1

    1:52
    ”Abandon all hope for he who enter here”
    - Dante ahligeri. The text above the gates of hell

  • @youngarnold4
    @youngarnold4 Год назад +9

    I forgot Jamie Foxx was in this movie!

  • @Vekren
    @Vekren Год назад +1

    Buy Allstate? Yes Mr. President.

  • @joel2628
    @joel2628 Год назад +14

    Ugh... this brings back some crappy memories.

  • @michaelbeard5432
    @michaelbeard5432 Год назад +18

    Meanwhile his girl is getting em cheeks clapped

  • @user-lx3od2kf4k
    @user-lx3od2kf4k 4 месяца назад +1

    He's 19 years sober and counting

  • @goodcalivibes5972
    @goodcalivibes5972 Год назад +2

    0:12 everyone who doesn’t like drinking Crystal Geyser water bottles

    • @Brando_Broshi
      @Brando_Broshi 10 месяцев назад +1

      Loved the water, hated the random urine sample collection.

  • @spiekertt
    @spiekertt 6 месяцев назад +1

    1:15 some real big bricks in there already....

  • @jeffcrisafulli2258
    @jeffcrisafulli2258 Год назад +3

    I have a limit. And he passed it.

  • @wesker19908
    @wesker19908 Месяц назад

    Snake doc always took care of his ppl 😊

  • @Ravishastri-mj4hj
    @Ravishastri-mj4hj 4 месяца назад

    C.O.P.D enters the chat. 😂😂😂😂

  • @sagarah8217
    @sagarah8217 4 месяца назад

    He will never top this role

  • @hineighbor
    @hineighbor Год назад +13

    Is he forced to drink water or were those the bottles filled with vodka?

    • @ndhickson3599
      @ndhickson3599 Год назад +20

      Water, he was drunk the night before and he was being forced to drink water until it’s all out

  • @superyid2010
    @superyid2010 6 месяцев назад +1

    I swear I could smell that through the screen!

  • @keltrepes2534
    @keltrepes2534 7 месяцев назад

    From now on I’m referring to my first dump of the day as my morning glory.

  • @kepexor1
    @kepexor1 Год назад +5

    Hope it was worth that pension buddy lmao

  • @toffeelatte6042
    @toffeelatte6042 10 месяцев назад +10

    Almost on the verge of saying Jamie Foxx became a better actor than he was a rapper. But it's a close battle.

  • @kingsilver4841
    @kingsilver4841 3 месяца назад

    "Allstate, are you in goodhands?,"

  • @BigJosh01
    @BigJosh01 Год назад +3

    I was watching a video actual Marine drill sergeant video and they said they were never supposed to do the water thing because that's abuse by drill sergeant and any drill sergeant cut abusing that power will arrested by military police

  • @JacobC479
    @JacobC479 5 месяцев назад +1

    Didn’t he steal some alcohol or something from the officers mess? Isn’t that what the “unauthorized beverage” was?

  • @adrianquintanar5696
    @adrianquintanar5696 Год назад +1

    Product placement with crystal geyser

  • @2zach3
    @2zach3 10 месяцев назад +1

    snake doctor in the early wars before he was a SGM

  • @hardcorehunter9438
    @hardcorehunter9438 9 месяцев назад +1

    I didnt know the Allstate guy did movies too...

  • @Fateofthorns666
    @Fateofthorns666 6 месяцев назад

    “Are you in good hands?”

  • @Robert-jx8nr
    @Robert-jx8nr Год назад +1

    “I don’t care if it’s full of channel No5”

  • @armageddonready4071
    @armageddonready4071 4 месяца назад

    I can’t be certain, but I think Swaffard was my room mate briefly. If he went to Ranger school and got his wings after DS, then yeah, he was my roommate.
    Never discussed this horrible incident though.

  • @AleisterMeowley
    @AleisterMeowley Год назад +1

    Helluva plug for Crystal Geyser

  • @oxxal7357
    @oxxal7357 Год назад +156

    They really have a bucket for water vomit in the middle of the desert? Seems legit.

    • @user-zg5ey5xo9i
      @user-zg5ey5xo9i Год назад +97

      Yea because that bucket can only be used for vomit, water vomit to be precise, and nothing else. You are a really smart person.

    • @abstractbeholdings1030
      @abstractbeholdings1030 Год назад +23

      @@user-zg5ey5xo9i this was so unnecessarily aggressive
      i love it.

    • @ComanderComander
      @ComanderComander Год назад +9

      @@user-zg5ey5xo9i This comment killed me

    • @ThatEnglishGuy21
      @ThatEnglishGuy21 5 месяцев назад

      True. The US army has billions of dollars, tanks, high tech equipment . But a steel bucket in the desert is just too much.

  • @ImTheBestestEver
    @ImTheBestestEver 5 месяцев назад +1

    THIS is why a majority of veterans have PTSD and Social Disorders. Most werent exposed to combat. Most were just treated like human garbage on a daily basis for years and years. The military destroys your self-worth. You just get so used to being treated like dirt, and a part of you NEVER forgives yourself for allowing it. Then you get out and realize that NO ONE ACTUALLY CARES. You're left wondering what was it all for. I was a raging alcoholic and have spent so much time in mental institutions. I saw horrible things in Afghanistan. Now I cant even keep a job. I hate most people & I'm slowly realizing that most of my "brothers" in the Marines were just trying to get through it too. Like we were living in an Abusive Orphanage. We were all just longing to be free from each other.

  • @user-if7sy5hx9z
    @user-if7sy5hx9z Год назад +1

    A downward spiral sweet misery

  • @bryanshaughnessy8043
    @bryanshaughnessy8043 4 дня назад

    I'll never bottled water...after that place..I hate the taste of water..nice office hours..lol

  • @johnmike121
    @johnmike121 4 месяца назад

    I left ya a little gift in there 😂

  • @REInz-ActRL
    @REInz-ActRL 13 дней назад

    Damn! We got David Palmer, Mysterio, and Django in this movie?

  • @aaronleblanc9276
    @aaronleblanc9276 4 месяца назад

    Enlisted service members are reduced. Commissioned officers are demoted.

  • @georgeofhamilton
    @georgeofhamilton 10 месяцев назад +5

    1:02 That guy splashed that disgusting mixture of swallowed booze, saliva and vomit all over the sergeant and the camera.

  • @whoistheroach136
    @whoistheroach136 Год назад +3

    Didn't he desert and go up in the mountains to watch sheep?