One time when I was in Blackreach, I heard the sound of someone mining and came over to investigate. It was the freaking courier. No depth, nor Dwemer automatons, nor Falmer can deter him from delivering his letter.
If you think about it, couriers have the least boring job of all NPCs. Doing investigations to find your location whether it being listening to tales your destruction and mass slaughter as walk over hundreds of corpses chasing down a legendary War Hero or even elaborate detective work to find rumors, whispers and blood trails on where you might be plaining your next heist or assassination as a legendary thief or assassin. Then they go find you all the while juking all manner of hostile enemies or if they are lucky admiring you big body trail and looting all your leftovers
Dude just came up out of the fucking ground right in front of your house. Damn. Well, now there's gotta be some lore that the courier is actually a minor Daedric Prince. Or perhaps someone transplanted from The Mojave.
I'm glad the tax collectors never thought of hiring him
Shhhhh! Don’t give them any idea!!!!
LMAO xD
The thought of that 😨😨😨
yes good idea
you see people make the mistake of assuming the courier is just a man. In reality, he is actually the daedric god Fedecks.
Haha perfect number of likes
its the son hermes and sanguine had during one of Dionysus parties.
Well, Jyggallag did say he was gonna try some new gig...
THE MAIL.
GETS.
DELIVERED.
I'm a courrier! How can you kill a courrier? What a grand and intoxicating innocence
the plot of new vegas
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One time when I was in Blackreach, I heard the sound of someone mining and came over to investigate. It was the freaking courier. No depth, nor Dwemer automatons, nor Falmer can deter him from delivering his letter.
Just a little mining break in blackreach
Dude can get to you even in Oblivion
the Esc of disbelief
What’s next? He’s gonna find you in the Soul Cairn?
he is a man of comittment, focus and sheer fucking will
If you think about it, couriers have the least boring job of all NPCs. Doing investigations to find your location whether it being listening to tales your destruction and mass slaughter as walk over hundreds of corpses chasing down a legendary War Hero or even elaborate detective work to find rumors, whispers and blood trails on where you might be plaining your next heist or assassination as a legendary thief or assassin. Then they go find you all the while juking all manner of hostile enemies or if they are lucky admiring you big body trail and looting all your leftovers
Imagine if the courier is a Deadric Prince, that explains how it appears everywhere and always knows where you are. It’s just a Prince goofing around
what if he was a conjurad being summoned by a soceopathic dark mage
I mean he knows where you are cuz he knows clairvoyance and his quest is *mail*
@@kapowchou.2kap288 if ever someone needed spellcheck......
Maybe the dragonborn isn't the only one in that world that can follow quest markers towards whatever his current goal is.
Actually 🤔@@SirConto
I’m sorry but did that man just come up from hell to deliver a message then go into a player only house?
You can't fast travel when couriers are nearby.
No wonder Benny from Fallout New Vegas had to shoot the Courier in the head.
*IT’S THE ONLY WAY TO SLOW THEM DAMN COURIERS DOWN.*
Benny shot the Courier twice in the head. And yeah, it DID only slow the Courier down.
he will deliver the letter even in sovengarde xD
he actually did lol, i used a mod to get there and he appeared the second i went to the dragonbridge connecting the hall and where that giant guy is
The courier is like doom guy he goes after his target perpetually lol
The challenger wizard challenged me through the floor in the exact same place
He learnt that from the mudcrabs
That's the most Skyrim thing I've seen this month
Bro can reach you anytime anywhere
And almost at twice the efficiency of the extended car warranty people
Bethesda please make it cannon that the courier is a daedric prince.
Everyone gangster till he appears in sovngarde looking for you
The Courier Daedric Prince of messages.
The player's reaction is priceless. Pauses the game, just to recollect himself.
it was probably to male sure they recorded it but yeah
I've had a courier emerge from myrwatch to deliver a letter to me the moment I broke the seal locking the door
You just sit on a toilet to take a dump. Then a voice comes from below:
"I've been looking for you..."
Bro learned to teleport
Serious Fallout New Vegas vibes, with him rising from the ground like that. Don't mess with this Courier.
Dude did a harry potter and came out from behind the invisible sheet or something 😂
Ok... Enough Skyrim for this day... 😂
As a courier I can confirm that we are persistent
His boss be like: "Deliver the mail, or you'll end up in the same cage as Nazeem and Braith in oblivion."
The virgin Dovahkiin: cannot fast travel when enemies are nearby
The Chad courier: I go where I please
I want to be the courier. 😂
SCP-106 has breached containment
Fallout New Vegas should have taught us all the unstoppable nature of Couriers.
The IRS
this shows how the dragonborn could never win against courier six if they happen to fight
The courier is just a human mudcrab
Dude just came up out of the fucking ground right in front of your house. Damn. Well, now there's gotta be some lore that the courier is actually a minor Daedric Prince. Or perhaps someone transplanted from The Mojave.
Bro achieved CHIM to pull this off.
Jeff bazos' great great great great great great great grandfather
Glad to see Scorpion from Mortal Kombat is still getting work.
Never kill him, bes courier 6, the ladt time courier 6 got shot, vegas got genocided
Yesterday I raided Markarth with the Forsworn and he just went like:
BRO I DONT CARE, I NEED TO DELIVER THIS LETTER TO YOU RIGHT FKN NOW
Only couriers and Nerevar know how to use Mark & Recall spells in the modern era.
amazon prime is their only rival
You don't mess with the courier, last time someone cross a courier, he took over a region and crucified that person.
depending on my mood i either use console to take their inventory or equip them with a fur coat.
Would explain how they get around so fast, if they tunnel through the ground like Bugs Bunny.
Wtf😂Is he a demonic entity or sth? Came out right from the middle of a magic circle/star/eye.
I swear this MF can find you in sovengard.
Lol how come this doesn't have more views?😂
Worse than Jehovah's witnesses!
Where is that? Don’t think I’ve run into that area unless it’s a mod
Creation club house
nah, it's the hidden valley(?) location from downguard dlc, supposed to be not visited for 1000's years
@@marrcinatari it's not, this is Myrwatch the CC house.
Myrwatch, it's a creation club house down by morthal in the swampy region.
bro where is this place
Where is that?? Is it a modded location?
What's this location?
Myrwatch, it’s a player home that was added in anniversary edition