I recently bought and completed this program. It was very effective and I practically learned a new language in just a few weeks. I can now fit in at my local church! Strongly recommended, 10/10
Micha Tyler! I love you music! Great voice and beautiful lyrics! But seriously, the Lord has blessed you with another gift! You are a comedian too! Thank you for being awesome! Bless you and your family!
This is absolute gold! I never use the phrase "love on you" because no matter how many times I hear it and no matter how long I've been going to church or following Christ, "love on you" sounds like you're coming on to someone and I don't like it.
I agree that is sounds a bit out of context adult to adult. However, being involved in children's and preschool ministry, I love on them all the time ;)
Here's my pet peeve: "Christianity is not a religion...it's a relationship." It's trying to make Christianity more marketable. Often, this scene plays out: Christian: "Hey, do you know Jesus?" Non-Christian: "Oh, I'm not religious." Christian: "Actually, Christianity is not a religion. It's a personal relationship with Jesus, who died for your sins, nailing them to the cross." Non-Christian: "Um...but don't you pray?" Christian: "Yes." Non-Christian: "Isn't that a religious activity?" Christian: "No, because I don't believe that doing good works will get me to heaven." Non-Christian: "What are you even talking about?"
Becca Hawkins to each their own. Personally I feel that relationship is the best way to describe what I have. The reason is simple: Heaven is for people who have a relationship with Jesus and hell is for those who refuse that relationship. I've had visions of both Heaven and Jesus and there's just no other way to describe salvation for me. But by all means, if you have a different witnessing style that brings folks to Christ, use it!
+Samuel E. Fubara Thanks - but I have to say I'm not sure how successful this product will be - it's been several weeks and I've heard nothing from Customer Service on volume discounts. This is especially bad for a "Christian" product.
There is new Christianese that I have never heard of or understand, and I have grown up in the church and known the Lord since I was four, and I still do not get some of the things people say.
very funny, but I'd like to add my own personal bugaboo: "unpacking scripture". Since when was the Bible a piece of luggage? And boy am I ever sick and tired of hearing the words "rock star" thrown into sermons.
There should at least be a chapter on the Catholic dialect. While I know enough standard Christianese to piece together these phrases, I was unfortunately disappointed to see little to no Catholic vocabulary. Simple phrases like “Doing the LoH” and “Theology of the Body” should be considered as a new addition to the curriculum.
Er, laugh? I nearly wet myself! Micah, you are so sardonic or, as we would say here in the UK, clever at taking the piss....! We have TV sketch programmes that do something similar such as 'The Fast Show' starring Paul Whitehouse. If you get chance to search for an episode, please do as it should make you laugh too since your humour is similar.
Nope, that comes from "having skeletons in your closet", as in "having a shameful secret". Coming out of it would be taking out the secret and being open 'bout it. "Prayer closet" is Christianese; get the program to learn about it. No spoilers. "Troll" is what you tried to be :D
I've noticed that Micah Tyler uses some Luciferian Masonic hand signs and gestures when singing My God Fights for Me. I absolutely love that song that Charity Gayle wrote. And I also am so impressed with People & Song and their love for God. But Micah worries me and I'm going to have to do some more research on him since he proclaims Jesus Christ as his Savior but seems to use the satanic hand gestures when singing. Not good, MIcah......
Yep, it's up to us Evangelicals to use incorrect grammar! My absolute fave is "I covet your prayers"! (Covet is something we are commanded NOT to do, as it means something negative, you desire what does not belong to you!)
Cute video, its going to be hard for millennials to come with with better presidential candidates than Hilary and Trump...oh how will we manage with out those stellar choices?
I recently bought and completed this program. It was very effective and I practically learned a new language in just a few weeks. I can now fit in at my local church! Strongly recommended, 10/10
Oh goodness this was so funny! I cracked up and finally lost it at the "Ch *ur* ch" joke lol! Well done!
epic moment
Michelle Horn that was hilarious
Michelle Horn ...... same. Lol
Bless your heart; there are no refunds. Ha! That was brilliant.
i lost it there.
I thought he was gonna say well just take the course until you get it LOL
The 40 days and 40 nights part XD
Micha Tyler! I love you music! Great voice and beautiful lyrics! But seriously, the Lord has blessed you with another gift! You are a comedian too! Thank you for being awesome! Bless you and your family!
GENIUS!
Your gift for humor and music are so amazing :)
does anyone know if this curriculum covers, 'knitting our hearts together'?
It has Satan's Hedges
Regionally Semi-successful ..... Micah you are a funny man!
Brilliant!!! Love this so much!
"There are no refunds"...truth.
This is absolute gold! I never use the phrase "love on you" because no matter how many times I hear it and no matter how long I've been going to church or following Christ, "love on you" sounds like you're coming on to someone and I don't like it.
I agree that is sounds a bit out of context adult to adult. However, being involved in children's and preschool ministry, I love on them all the time ;)
Sabrina Haid same. That phrase reminds me of how intimate we as believers should be. Never bothered me.
Actually the first time I heard it, it was someone talking about "loving on" their pets.
How bout, "bow your hearts". Always thought that one was weird...i try to picture it...how is that possible?
Ha yes! Love that one. I just look down and tell my heart - "you too bud".
Here's my pet peeve: "Christianity is not a religion...it's a relationship." It's trying to make Christianity more marketable. Often, this scene plays out:
Christian: "Hey, do you know Jesus?"
Non-Christian: "Oh, I'm not religious."
Christian: "Actually, Christianity is not a religion. It's a personal relationship with Jesus, who died for your sins, nailing them to the cross."
Non-Christian: "Um...but don't you pray?"
Christian: "Yes."
Non-Christian: "Isn't that a religious activity?"
Christian: "No, because I don't believe that doing good works will get me to heaven."
Non-Christian: "What are you even talking about?"
Becca Hawkins to each their own. Personally I feel that relationship is the best way to describe what I have. The reason is simple: Heaven is for people who have a relationship with Jesus and hell is for those who refuse that relationship. I've had visions of both Heaven and Jesus and there's just no other way to describe salvation for me. But by all means, if you have a different witnessing style that brings folks to Christ, use it!
Don't forget to... unpack this.
“A season” and “campus” make me shiver every time I hear them
Micah, you are such a blessing, we love ya.
HYSTERICAL!!!! Even church-goers need a product like this!
Stop joking around - are there volume discounts? This will make a great gift for the Second Sunday After Pentecost.
+Samuel E. Fubara Thanks - but I have to say I'm not sure how successful this product will be - it's been several weeks and I've heard nothing from Customer Service on volume discounts. This is especially bad for a "Christian" product.
I love that Tebow is on the cover of the box.
This guy is hysterical! 😆 I use most of what he was saying! Ha!
OH MY I am crying from laughing so hard.
This is excellent. Really hilarious good work.
Shared this one. Love it!
Micah you crack me up still wish i could do your merch all the time hope all is well God bless Mimi
"Travelling Mercies" was always my favourite
That's funny right there... bless your heart
I'd just genuinely be interested in a product like this especially if unsaved friends could use it
"doing Life" is not just meeting once a week for a small group Bible study. Doing Life is living together, working together, going to school together.
40 days hedge bless your heart
Love this guys humor.
Love it! Too funny...but too right on :-\ Great job!!
I couldn't stop laughing! This is great!
There is new Christianese that I have never heard of or understand, and I have grown up in the church and known the Lord since I was four, and I still do not get some of the things people say.
Love that man!!!
Incredible!
very funny, but I'd like to add my own personal bugaboo: "unpacking scripture". Since when was the Bible a piece of luggage? And boy am I ever sick and tired of hearing the words "rock star" thrown into sermons.
Never heard of "unpacking" , but do they mean something like: the Bible is a gift and you have to unpack it?
bahahahaha oh my gosh....this is hysterical. Awesomeness.
You have talent brother...
There should at least be a chapter on the Catholic dialect. While I know enough standard Christianese to piece together these phrases, I was unfortunately disappointed to see little to no Catholic vocabulary. Simple phrases like “Doing the LoH” and “Theology of the Body” should be considered as a new addition to the curriculum.
Brilliant!
I had always heard "Bless your Heart" being a deep south idiom for "God, you're an idiot"
Raven Devino it is lol
I need this! 😂
You're a funny dude, brother! haha
How does this have only 814 likes?????
HAHAHA! That was great!
I can't find the link to purchase it. I'm excited about the pocket book. Does anyone know where I can find this?
Now that's funny!
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Hilarious!
this is amazing! haha
6 dislikes...
I loved it!
Er, laugh? I nearly wet myself! Micah, you are so sardonic or, as we would say here in the UK, clever at taking the piss....! We have TV sketch programmes that do something similar such as 'The Fast Show' starring Paul Whitehouse. If you get chance to search for an episode, please do as it should make you laugh too since your humour is similar.
Prayer closet? What's that? Is that where "coming out of the closet" came from?
Nope, that comes from "having skeletons in your closet", as in "having a shameful secret". Coming out of it would be taking out the secret and being open 'bout it.
"Prayer closet" is Christianese; get the program to learn about it. No spoilers.
"Troll" is what you tried to be :D
HA! Brilliant!
Love on you does sound a bit weird guys, may want to avoid that one. Someone might interpret these phrases in the wrong way.
So what does "and much, much more" mean? j/k ;)
Sign me up!!
I've noticed that Micah Tyler uses some Luciferian Masonic hand signs and gestures when singing My God Fights for Me. I absolutely love that song that Charity Gayle wrote. And I also am so impressed with People & Song and their love for God. But Micah worries me and I'm going to have to do some more research on him since he proclaims Jesus Christ as his Savior but seems to use the satanic hand gestures when singing. Not good, MIcah......
HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! So funny!!!
I hate the "love on you" phrase. I have known Christ since I was four and never heard this til recently.
Yep, it's up to us Evangelicals to use incorrect grammar! My absolute fave is "I covet your prayers"! (Covet is something we are commanded NOT to do, as it means something negative, you desire what does not belong to you!)
Smartassery, my favorite sect, uh, sext, um, ahh, nevermind.
hahahahaahha love it
ha ha
I first heard of you when I saw your millennial song
Lol
Cute video, its going to be hard for millennials to come with with better presidential candidates than Hilary and Trump...oh how will we manage with out those stellar choices?
so in other word, word salad bullshit
Hilarious!