Exotic Animals in Ancient Rome
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- Опубликовано: 19 окт 2017
- Sorry this took so long to get out, I've just been really busy is all, except that I haven't been busy at all and also I'm not sorry
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You know something is messed up when even collosseum spectators start crying
The Colosseum wasn’t built until a century after that took place.
@Andrew R you know what he meant. Spectators
@@kluasvt828 Yes. But the sentence was not accurate. Why is it so hard for you to accept that people exist that are interested in the timeline of events? Instead of… events with no time associated with them.
@@trueilarim chill out bro it’s a youtube comment
@@trueilarim What a conclusion to draw, lol. I simply stated that it was obvious what he meant. Andrew could have approached in another more friendly way rather than belittling.
Not even to mention your comment
If only the Australians knew about those arrows.
Ryan Nu underrated comment
Ryan Nu oh shit.
There's no ostriches in australia
Edit:I've seen all of the videos now and I've realised my terrible mistake that is worth literally nobody's time
Mark Phillips keep watching samonella you’ll get it
Could've used em on the enus
imagine going to a circus and the opening act is them killing an elephant slowly and painfully
urine and feces
Low taxes
don't have to imagine
that literally is the circus already
Imagine they aren’t trying to hide that’s the opening act, you mean.
Sam at 3 am, hunched over and drawing himself in an elephant’s trunk: yes....perfect....
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I Darkstar X wiser words have never been said
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1:58 and 2:21 for anyone wondering
Proves that he's into vore
Jk
Holy shit that depressed elephant art is something else...
AwesomeMcAwesomeguy it took him 2 months to draw that elephant
Your name....
AwesomeMcAwesomeguy 2:27
Something else? Like... sad?
Yea but totally inaccurate, at least for the claim that preceded the picture, ex ringling worker here. :(Jokes are just jokes tho. otherwise great video :3
my favorite animal related thing about ancient rome was how they were mystified by the legendary camelopard (as in a camel-leopard hybrid) from beyond the southern deserts. i saw it mentioned a few time before i realized they were talking about giraffes.
They tried having one fight in the Colosseum, but it was confused and just kinda stood there as they poked at it.
@@Ofallthings089 he won
@@hullo8246 hell yeah we'll lock down second place eh
@@klenovyysirop12 I would imagine so, considering it can take out lions in a single kick
@@jasminvasquez4098 imagine what it could do to your average roman
"Lions"
"Crocodiles"
"Gizelles"
"Demon from 7. Layer of Hell"
"Dogs"
Can we talk about how Sam draws lions and dogs the lions look super cute but in real life they are scary and the dogs look disgusting but dogs are adorable in real life
@@bigurethra what about chihuahuas? They're not cute at all...
@@thodorsky9076 I agree
@@thodorsky9076 yes they are! :(
@@thodorsky9076 they’re absolutely precious. It’s not little Rico’s fault eight children are missing their hands because of him.
3:16 *_”Just pack every team’s mascot into a decommissioned submarine. Then, when they all run out, we have the troops gun ‘em down while the National Anthem plays in the background.”_*
_-Sam O’Nella, 2017_
MURICA!
FART YEAH!
COMING TO SAVE THE MOTHER FARTING DAY YEAH
MURICA!
FRICK YEAH!
I heard that and I just burst out laughing like wtf is that statement
It’s called *Murica!*
America
I feel like that could happen at this point ya never know
Long live the elephant who gains the sympathy of an audience.
Sadly, the elephant didn't receive the long life from the audiences sympathy:((((((
The first harambe
Of a fucking Roman audience as well.
That's some poor phrasing, man
Wait a second...today is the super bowl*gets gun* GET ALL THE MASCOTS
I will never be able to unsee the crocodile with human hands and feet.
What are you talking about? It looked majestic
Absolute UNIT.
I only saw it because you mentioned it, and now > I < will never be able to unseen that
ODHCH DMN same O_O
I guess you missed the ostrich with human feet
I love how Sam did a research on a guy who made experiments by torturing animals and the first thing he thought was "wait how did he get THOSE animals?"
I love how Sam casually gets into an elephants trunk while he's still talking
I thought he was gonna get shot out like Gonzo
I want to become like John Wick but for abused elephants.
Same. Underated comment
We need to bring back animal torture for sport and entertainment.
It's called Tony Jaa in Ong Bak. The Protector is the sequel, both great movies.
Livid_Gunslinger
It’s still happening
Lily Fawn not nearly as creatively
why was sam's voice so hecking deep in this video
*_hey kids._*
Puberty
I know lol I literally froze and just started at my phone for a while lol
Want some candy?
*its in the van. Get in.*
new microphone probably
Fucking shook sis
The elephant story reminds me of a more recent event where a matador broke down and wept because the bull he put two swords into did nothing to retaliate.
There'd a photo of it standing in front of the matador just looking at him as if it was saying "Ow, why'd you do that? ):"
Do you know where can I look for that photos? Sounds really sad :(
It's so much easier to justify, and even enjoy, acts of cruelty when the victim lashes out. When the perpetrator can pretend that they are in the right for defending themselves, when they can imagine that what they fight is an evil being. When the illusion breaks down, the perpetrator's and audience's empathy is in danger of reasserting itself.
Each day we fall futher away from God's light 😞
Ferdinand is that you
@@theregenedmoogles741 you cant get further nor closer from something that doesnt exist
2:02 may i ask why the ant is so big?
They fed her well.
katie jaksa fallout
Raid
I love how polite this comment is
I’m more interested in the mega ferret. I want one in my life
So when exactly am I gonna graduate Sam O'Nella academy
You see, there's this concept known as "the lifelong student..."
Never. This is your destiny now.
Never. This is your life now.
Never, This is your future now.
Never; this is your home now
When the video ended I was so sad...
Mainly because I have to wait a year to watch another one.
It's soooo worth it though.
Boyturtle123 same
Damn, I was about to comment that
Boyturtle123 what? Why?
Boyturtle123 defenetly one of Sam's more depressing videos
Fun fact: George Lucas re-imagined the existential dread of seeing war elephants for the first time with the AT-AT walkers coming across the snow of hoth. That scene is a direct reference to Hannibal Barca coming down out the Alps to attack Rome. Further fun fact, the number of walkers even represents the Carthaginian attack in numbers. There are only 3 or 4 elephants left to Hannibal by the time the Alps had been crossed, but that was still enough to be psychologically effective. Empire strikes back only shows 3 to 4 walkers and their effect is very similar in the film.
I love how Sam randomly threw in a bunch of bananas as an "animal."
I was looking for Terrare
That's because they are.
I wish he said this was sponsored by PETA at the end.
me too lol
This is even funnier now
@@youre75waterandimthirsty76 PETA bad
he'd get sued lol
Fuck PETA
I can’t tell if his name is purposely a pun or if his parents are just cruel
Sophie L r/whoosh
Salmonella?
Eater of Essence yes
Everett Columbus It's not a whoosh if the OP is self aware.
@@PenguDengu523 How is that a woosh?
3:20 This might be the most underrated frame in Salmonella history.
Literally any art teacher: Your art must MOVE your audience. It must be beautiful and exotic. It must show your inner demons and your greatest strengths.
Sam: Aight but what if we intentionally make everything as hideous as possible
Meat Canyon takes that to a whole nother level..
@@woosaaa3486 meat canyon is gross and gorey. Sam is ugly and poor. They're very different.
@@JamesJJSMilton I wouldn't say gorey.
And yeah they're different. Not saying there the same just comparing that monstrous thing to the work of an artist famed for his monstrous creations is all.
@@woosaaa3486 Meat Canyon is gore and grotesquely malformed, mastering those two features.
everything sam does reeks of no production value and permanently rushed quality.
It's not Elsagate or Story of Undertale levels of ugly. Just badly drawn.
Ancient Rome, PETA's worst nightmare
Not really when you think about PETA killing countless animals
@@fuckinantipope5511 I get that they kill animals but they still act like they care for animals, woooooosh
Rome was Peta before peta
Honestly, Rome probably stole and killed less domesticated pets from their owners than Peta did and does
@@moodman1151 Rome stole? They stole nothing, because these pets didn't have owners because they enslaved or killed the owners first and then they freed the animals from the wilds into the arenas
2:26
Wow, that's pretty good looking for a dude who mainly draws stick figures
Yes, yes it is
Yeah.
I was just looking at the picture like “wow he’s an artist”
The shading is really good, the light bulb being the light source. A critique on the elephant would be that the tusks aren’t as detailed as the rest of the elephant, but overall pretty good.
I kinda got very impressed
Bastard Sam, he was an artist/animator all along
3:21 oh hell yeah, 'Merica baby!
"Unfortunately all that happened is the stock market crashed."
That aged well.
Such an underrated joke tbh
@@tolann95 Right?
What does that even mean tho
@@thodorsky9076 in da stock market, if price goes up, you may say that the stock market is bullish and if it's the opposite, then it's bearish. So bull and bear, either way, the humans win by telling them to fight
I also like that he credited his dad for the joke
The only thing more mysterious than ancient Rome is this guy's upload schedule
Anton Helsgaun His upload schedule is more mysterious than the deep ocean.
1234567890q more like deep space
@@businessgoose5731 space is better explored than our deep oceans
@@fuckinantipope5511 no it is not. Our solar system is. The rest of space is not.
what upload schedule?
1:53 I don't like how those dragons look like they want children with humans
Bro... did you just lewd the dragons?
fucking specist ... leave them alone
lol
Or cars.
I'd make half human kids with dragons. I'm just sayin'
Submarines huh.
1:15 it feels so wrong to see animation so smooth
2:14
You used me as inspiration for a drawing. I’m touched.
You're such an amazing muse
"whatever"
You look beautiful.
Korwy Rose you look like a creep
What the hell is that thing? A chupacabra?
Oops I accidentally watched all of your videos in one day instead of studying for my finals.
Uriah Siner then you don’t need to study.
Cheesycurve 54 no, they were done about a week ago. On break now
just answer b
You probably learned more important stuff from those videos than what you learned at school
Not again... Gawd dang it!
It is this type of heart-warming content I miss the most about this channel.
3:09 Noah's ark: bad ending
xD
1:55 Why is nobody adressing this animation?!
I like how the trunk gets thicker and fuller after it.
We’re used to it lmfao
NICE MIC!
I'm going to miss the old shit audio.
I'm happy to see the channel grow and improve.
I know right! I discovered this channel on December of 2016, about 10 months ago. And it's amazing to see your favorite youtuber grow and improve
FGS 9808 I still like his old mic better
FGS 9808 comment section aren’t for feedback they are for trump
And Clinton arguments mate
I already miss the shit audio
True
"They tied together a bear and a bull just to see what would happen"
*"the only thing that happened was the stock market crashed"*
I felt like the only one that laughed at that
Could you explain that one pls, it sounds like its hilarious but I legitimately don't understand it lmao
Beelz for fuckin reals. a bull stock market is a market that grts invested into a lot and is on the rise. a bear market is the opposite, when investors try to sell everything related to the market ASAP
Nope, I stopped the video to see if anyone else got it. Granted, we are at the beginning of a bear market with 16+% unemployment in a month, so.... oops....
@Mauro Molinero Hoover Damn vanished. It ain't there no more.
"Yeah, where can I get some damn bait." -Cousin Eddie (from "Vegas Vacation.")
Is it just me (as European) the reason i don't find it funny even after searching what it meant.or Americans know a lot about stock market slang ?
3:14 My favorite part by far
The stars have aligned. Sam O’Nella has uploaded!
[xCreeperz_]: *O'nella
PRAISE THE GODS!!
benjamenYTDead TheGamer "That's a cunty thing to do" or "That's a cunty thing to do?"
[Carne Lobo]: I would have added a question mark if it were a question.
The NFL mascot idea was the best thing i have heard of since prostitution robots.
Valknut toting boi
I was on the brink of crying from laughter
ASSUME THE POSITION
That NFL mascot bit was 👌👌👌
666 likes
That distressed elephant was drawn and animated really well because I’m actually crying
3:44 Australians needed this one.
eyy my favorite bacteria is back
creatorlater hahaa i get it!
*becomes popular*
*CEASE UPLOADING*
Always leave on a high note, G
GermanGamer7 that comment was made a year ago jesus
Christ
@@TheShadowsnivy that comment was made four weeks ago Christ
Another video is up
3:30 “bear bear bear bull bull bull.” - fucking Ulysses probably
He has such a way with words
Such a wise man
I can’t believe he’s back who’s doing a marathon right now
Thank you salmonella
Nick God your profile picture made me think there is some hair or something on my screen
Nick i dont know if its always been you or multiple people with this but FUCK that is good i always think its a hair and spend a couple seconds trying to get it off
I literally hear that every episode. Glad I'm not alone.
no no no, it's Salmon Ella. Like Ella the salmon
Your profile made me think i had a gayass hair on my screen have a nice day
Haha! Good job making Emperor Commodus have a toilet on his head. Nice one.
I like how he drew arrows pointing to the dragons, as if they weren't obvious already
*3:17*
America: why didn’t I think of that...
TRENDING? Goddamn my man!
A Drunk Hobbit Sam onella now sidles up between cgp grey and kursgesat when releasing a video... pretty impressive...
CGP grey, Kurtzgesagt and Sam all posting on the same day. It's been a great day
Alex Nguyen agreed
A Drunk Hobbit I LOVE YOU SAM!!!
*sees 420k subs. Yup
I feel like I wasn't supposed to laugh at the brain squeezing, but I couldn't help it.
They have a clinical term for that
Rocky P sociopathy?
I was disturbed but also hooked
@@rockyp3917 for brain squeezing?
nah thats normal
2:47 am. Recommended to me 2 years after it came out. I’m gonna binge samonella for the rest of the night, anyone else
I’m a Latin student, and I have a few things to say.
2. Emperor Commodus being the one to create the arrow designed decapitate an ostrich is very fitting, since “commodus” means convenient.
2. “Damnatio Ad Bestiās” translates to “condemnation to the beasts” or “condemnation towards the beasts”.
3. Also, fun fact, rich Romans would eat peacock and oysters when they had guests over. They would also eat a sauce that’s essentially dead fish that’s been left outside for an extended period of time. It was considered a delicacy. You may think that it smells disgusting, and I would have to agree, but Romans used olive oil as soap. I don’t think the smell bothered them much.
Garum factories were so smelly that there was a law that said they couldn't be close to a town.
@@kargaroc386 I also wouldn’t want a garum factory near my town
@@user-dv6yz7cd6l it also makes your skin super soft according to one of my Latin teachers
Great video as always! See ya next year! ;)
DinksterDaily or longer
notloominati 1 year and 1 day?
DinksterDaily 1 year and 1 ponds of frog
Somebody ring?
Better than waiting for the next Sherlock season.
*Sees apes being tortured*
"That's neat"
Edit: be careful chirren that's a lot of likes
LOL
he's honest
did u mean childeren?
@@FloodlightGamingReal chewren
To Pompeii, a travelling circus came
They brought an intelligent elephant
And Nellie was her name
Then one night, they bound her in iron chains
They poked at her with weapons of war and she was never seen again
Ooooooooooooooooh
Nellie the Elephant got stabbed in the trunk
She was murdered in the Circus
Out she went with a trumpety trump, trump trump trump
Nellie the Elephant got stabbed in the trunk
Was abducted from the jungle
Out she went with a trumpety trump, trump trump trump
How is it that I never noticed the quiet classical music in the background of this vid this is making me reevaluate everything
these types of videos are like my comfort videos i’ve been watched the same 45 ones for like 6 months
Your trending bro! I still love the Emu war vid. Great seeing your channel take off.
josh bentley83 trending but it only has 480k views
Well its not trending for me.
I guess its because im a FILTHY DIRTY NON AMERICAN THAT NEEDS TO BE MURDERED.
What about his trending bro? Sentences usually need verbs, ya know.
For the thick fucks who probably also mindlessly misspell, it's YOU ARE => YOU'RE. The first line was a joke. Also fuck you, learn your own damn language.
Andrei Simionescu
Listen. Noone cares.
English isnt my native language but I know the grammar very well.
But I dont care about it much. Why? Because writing "You're" is WAY more time consuming than just saying your or youre.
131010 yes
"The only catch is, something has to die at the end"
So, not much to lose
@@spiritwicc3953 A small price to pay for salvation.
This man is iconic
Sam, your content is the bomb, please come back, you were Amongst the greatest RUclipsrs of my time having RUclips, you rock man 👊
_Learning with Nightmarish History, this is the content I subbed for_
Next week: military retreats from Russia, ranged by percentage of soldiers forcibly recruited.
Sam get out of the elephant trunk and work on more videos, thanks
More videos involving him being swallowed by tentacles hopefully~
The shaped arrow thing was used in Northern Eurasia/Finno-Ugric hunterers to hunt waterfowl, since with a lil' thick piece before the crescent blade, it would bounce on water and hit multiple targets. Was pretty cool.
Excited for the next upload
God damn! I guess morals weren't invented yet
Exactly. We had to fucking invent morals. People aren't born with them installed.
Captain Kefler we had, but we changed them
Captain Kefler umm we toss just hatched chickens into meat grinders while alive because egg laying breeds aren't as efficient for meat production. It's not that morality didn't exsist it's just that life is completely fucked up.
Infants literally get born with a sense of morality....
It part of another Sam O'Nella video you should watch it
It was the Christian belief of Manifest Destiny that caused the near extinction of various species endemic to the Americas, not to mention the natives that had lived among these creatures for millennia. Settlers came to the Americas with the hope of a Christian Utopia believing that all that lived and breathed there belonged to them by the "will of God". Thinking that one form of thought magically ends something awful is not entirely correct, the evolution of human thought is way more complicated than that and sadly human morbosity is just a species trait.
2:48 Oh my fucking god, even the peasants were crying for Elephant Bro
Binging all of Sam’s video in quarantine>>>>>
It's so wild to me how much of scientific history was "torture the shit out of living creatures then make stuff up about the results"
I just want to say is that your content is absolutely faptastic and severely under-rated
415k subs.....
I think he has picked up about 200k of those in the last few months. WHILE NOT UPLOADING A DAMN THING. GODDAMIT.
People are watching the shit out of these videos.
Please dont leave us again.
Under-bated
When the thumbnail spooks me shitless
Nathan Woerpel why
2:13 why not?
@@Dylan-eb2xn finally someone else acknowledges the GRK CREATURE
Re-watching Sam O’Nella videos while skipping my classes while eating subway is the best feeling in the world.
The music playing in the background gives an different vibe, a Mild Intellectual stylish vibe, even better with Sam's deep voice, for some reason
2:03 reference to old videos
where is katy perry?! ruclips.net/video/R31E6heS25k/видео.html
Yeah, he does that a lot. In his Plant Diseases video, he had Justin Schmidt (from the Obscure Units of Measurement video) trying to eat a blighty potato, and Tycho Brahe getting high on ergot-infected bread.
Captain Pålegg st Elmo's fire
burnsloads Do you even English enough?
Fun fact: the chemical released in an elephant’s brain when they see us is the same chemical that is released when we see puppies a kittens. Elephants think we’re cute.
That is a meme, no scientific experiment has proved that.
YamyRM
hey frick you
@@nunuhermansyah7562 lol
YamyRM
it is true and you cant say anything to change my mind
@@yamyrm3687 i believe it is true because i want someone to think im cute
Every joke in the one is legit one of the best jokes he's ever done. This just might be my favorite Vid'onella. Flawless victory.
YO THIS BEATS *f i r e*
Ahh a new mic I see, but can it earrape
i don't think he can be a screeching fuck anymore :(
COMMIES!!!
I wish my classes were this cool, but I have to sit through a stupid analysis of To Kill A Mockingbird every day
Holy heck -every edgy freshman high schooler
Dan Mas I'm actually in eighth grade, but I have all "gifted" classes (basically just high school classes) and we're all super edgy
Holy heck I was in advanced classes back in school. It's shit. You don't get any actual advanced knowledge, just more work and a higher expectation of your performance. I failed the next few tests on purpose after discovering that. Went back to being smart and lazy.
im a in 10th, and i have a AP class and dear god, it fucking treats us like morons, on our most recent test, it was so easy to answer, i fucking didnt even read the part of out textbook it was on, ans i passed! i made only 2 errors... Its not hard.
Holy heck hey, tkamb is a pretty good. It's one of the better books required in those classes. Just wait until you're discussing literally the meaning of life and death sophomore year and during the Odyssey unit. It's heavy. Good luck with your classes! Highschool is like a cold sweat nightmare when it's over.
glad to see that your humor hasn't changed a whole lot
I love seeing how Sam O'Nella draws the animals for his videos. Epecially the elephants for some reason, probably because of their tusks casually sticking directly out of their mouth like the overgrown teeth they really are.
3:35 An accurate portrayal of Commodus. I salute you sir.
Sam is like a good cheese, each video needs time to mature and develop all of its funkiness and stink, so I will see you in a few months
+erraticfuture i dont know
This is accuratw
While watching this video for like the 6th time in my life, i've just noticed that on 0:45 the "VSPS" is written with the roman "U" letter
I can't stop watching this channel, help
Great video, see yall in a couple months
"Unfortunately, Pompey forgot the crucial Barnum & Bailey trade secret. See, you're supposed to break the elephant's spirit _before_ the show, not during."
2:22
Your videos makes up for all the details history has left out
so 2000 years later this still makes me sad 2:20
If Peta existed back then......
They’d still be a power hungry organization that doesn’t care about animals and only cares about cash and public
If peta existed back then they would get nailed up on crosses where they belong.
wealthyglobe638 it probably wouldn’t exists because back then they didn’t know mammals feel pain.
Golden Pikachu yes they knew it they just didn't give a shit
Kayla Anderson I hate PETA and I'm not a fucking terrible person. It's the same thing when other countries show the US as a bunch of money hungry capitalists.
3:29 wait. A bear and a bull? *Fallout New Vegas flashbacks*
Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter.
True to Caesar.
Someone once said that fighting elephants is probably the closest that we’ve ever come to fighting monsters
+1 for Extra History
Who else is bingewatching all of Sam's videos again after watching his most recent one?
I waited for so long...
See you next year!
I guess you can say that ostrich was *puts on sunglasses* a head above the rest. YEEEEEAAAH
I was hunched over in laughter last night because of you
I'm convinced that Sam o Nella can make anything intresting