@@mygodisawesome6121 That is not the truth. Maybe for you and your experiences, but no where near my reality or the reality of Black people I am around. I am old enough that these tropes were generated by white people, and we just internalized and passed down this bullsh*t.
This is dangerously accurate 😭😂 Parents don't play when it comes to that hotel breakfast even if it's the same eggs and sausage you can get elsewhere 😂
@@sagba9473 What I meant was the getting up was for no reason. Child, I been to Disneyworld/Disneyland Universal Studios, Grand Canyon and Niagara Falls with my family more than I can count. So you not special lol. Waking up was still annoying.
100%, told my wife, Vacation is vacation because we do things how we want and when we want. She was waking me up by 7 get to disneyland by 8. Hell nah, we gettin there 11 am sharp lol
I'm in my 30s and have had high BP since high school. I'm in shape just bad genetics . I use that saying about every other day with my teenagers... "give me my damn BP pills!"
@CharlieRootsMusic 😂 You call it bad genetics, I call it good genetics, lol. My family is West-Indian and American (Baton Rouge)...I believe we genetically aren't meant to be stressed, and our bodies require real food (oatmeal, salads, fruits, roasted meats/fish)...I was taken off BP meds for a while, but then life happened and with stress came higher BP😅
@ammduga my blood type is supposed to eat like that. I have A negative. I use a holistic dr and he gets on to me all the time for eating red meat and certain vegetables.
@Godsfavor I have stopped them on and off bc they don't exactly work with me well as far as symptoms. I have bad anxiety and restlessness so it's a big part of the cause and my veins are smaller than most people and causes the rest. I've had high BP so long that when it's normal I think I'm dying lol . I appreciate you putting out some hope there for me tho! Good people think good things.
I didn’t know once we checked into this hotel that we had also enlisted in the military. There must be a chapter on hotels that all parents get when we’re born because this is every family vacation I can remember. The leaning on the wall, the shorts, the sunglasses. Kyle is Dad.
My family was like this. Demanding that we all get up in the middle of the night while on vacation just so we don't miss out on two dollars of sugar and carbs for breakfast.
@@Farrell0208 but the "breakfast" is so bad that it's almost poison. They don't even have real butter. Many families have poor financial priorities, and that shows in the obesity rate.
“Gotta be on the I-10 by 10” hell yea except it was “I-85 By 5” cause whenever we left Myrtle Beach my dad *has* to be on the interstate before literally anyone else in SC.
This me with my wife and we dont have kids!😂 Usually because i'm trying to get to the airport early enough to not have to rush...or if we driving home I wanna get on the road back as soon as possible, because as the day goes on, I dont wanna drive.😂
Y’all need to be getting that toilet paper in your bag😂If we miss that breakfast, good night, I told your mama to go ahead and put that waffle in for me. That way by the time I get down she can flip it over and It’ll be ready for me, if we missed that breakfast good night.😂
I had this omelet with veggies and white cheddar why did that thing slap for real. I had to hide my facial expression after tasting it. I didn’t wanna act like I ain’t never been no where lol. When stuff is complimentary and delicious I can’t help it 😂
Its a generational thing too. Inflation is no joke. Someone who spends their childhood in the 2010s and 2020s is gonna have it more rough than someone who got raised in the 90s and 00s like me lol
@@user-pn3im5sm7k that's true. Also wealth inequality has only gotten more f*cked. Rich are richer and the poor are poorer. Over half of Americans make 35k$ a year or less...
Bruh, why are we like this? 🤣🤣🤣 My oldest son constantly asks me "day, why are black parents like this." Poor thing doesn't even know that he's on his way.
I just had a transcendental experience. 😆 You transported me to that room and made me feel like I was going to the airport! 😆 You deserve your own show, buddy.
When my extended family used to take vacations back in the day, my cousins and I would all share a big room. My grandfather, father and three uncles would all come in like we were in the military and get our asses up lmfao. Breakfast and then the beach DOUBLE TIME 😂.
as someone who lives by the beach i HATE the beach in the summer Its loud packed and hot and ill 100% get a burn. the rest of the year i love it though empty not hot and lots of parking
Waking u up waaaay earlier than they need to is too accurate. Then they always tell u its later then it is. I aleady knew when my dad yelled its 5 am it was 430. Hispanic parents r exactly the same 😂
I can literally smell the fresh sprinkled grass, and hot Florida Air smell once you hit the door in the lobby, and then that crazy “I’m not supposed to be up right now” yawn
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The only time black folks stick to a schedule
😂😂😂😂😂
What kind of self-hating comment is that??
@@brooklynstudent73 That’s no self hate, it’s the truth 😂😂😂😂😂
My schedule is always show up 30mins later lol
@@mygodisawesome6121 That is not the truth. Maybe for you and your experiences, but no where near my reality or the reality of Black people I am around. I am old enough that these tropes were generated by white people, and we just internalized and passed down this bullsh*t.
Them 15 minutes before 5 am make a HUGE difference 😂😂😂
Yes it does
😆yes sir
DEFINITELY
😂😂😂
Lmao 😅 facts
Man when the dad walked in with the fit and sunglasses at 4 in the morning I cracked up 😂
Hell!! That man is ready for the sunrise he doing da driving he not finna ruin his eyes.
With the high water shorts 😂
Lmao
The glasses was giving me flashbacks. My dad did not play on vacation🤣
😂😂😂
" You miss this breakfast, GOODNIGHT" ....
Old people slang 😂
Mann. I forgot that. This is so good and accurate
I still say that. And, “it’s Sayonara, sister!” I don’t care if I sound 82; phrases hold up for a reason 🤣
On God
“Got all that energy when u wit ya friends “ 😂😂😂😂
😂
“Ya mama done went on down to the lobby” just unlocked a bunch of memories 😂😭
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We need to be on the I-10 by 10! 😂 that part took me clean out!! 😂😂😂
I read this comment as that part happened 😂
Johnson family vacation reference lol
Nah fr
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@@philadelphian7814 I-10 by 10... 03 damn, we late 😂
This is dangerously accurate 😭😂
Parents don't play when it comes to that hotel breakfast even if it's the same eggs and sausage you can get elsewhere 😂
it just hits different at the hotel breakfast function
could’ve just picked up a McDonalds breakfast platter on the ride out fr 😭
@@cjr728 We paid for that complimentary breakfast, by Damn if we don’t eat that shit 😂
I prefer getting there early and bringing up to the room
@@FecalMatador frr 😭
I used to HATE vacations because everyday we got to be up early as hell for no damn reason lol.
Not us we heading out somewhere Disney world sea world Hershey factory we going somewhere
@@sagba9473 What I meant was the getting up was for no reason. Child, I been to Disneyworld/Disneyland Universal Studios, Grand Canyon and Niagara Falls with my family more than I can count. So you not special lol. Waking up was still annoying.
@@heathers432 homie u spoiled
nah fr trying to leave 6 hours before check out and shit lol
@@Buddy2fly I know.
This is the kind of vacation ritual that makes getting home feel like another vacation because you’re no longer on a schedule.
And ain’t it the wildest thing that we can’t wait to be on vacation from our vacation
100%, told my wife, Vacation is vacation because we do things how we want and when we want. She was waking me up by 7 get to disneyland by 8. Hell nah, we gettin there 11 am sharp lol
"One thing for sure two things for certain" 😂
😂😂🤣
Lol 😂! I loved that!
“I know y’all ain’t sleep” my dad used to say that back then 😭
Leaving the hotel at 6am while its still partially dark outside is like a whole other reality
"Yes I walked in, I have the key." lolol
“Well, well they need they privacy, SHIIIIT” got it 😂😂😂
Had me weak 💀💀💀
😂
That one finished me 😂😂
That’s me with them blood pressure pills. 😆 They like to sleep in and miss the entire breakfast talkin about “Can we stop at McDonalds?” 🤣😂
I'm in my 30s and have had high BP since high school. I'm in shape just bad genetics . I use that saying about every other day with my teenagers... "give me my damn BP pills!"
@@CharlieRootsMusic I hope you can eventually wean your way off of them. Be well. ❤️🩹
@CharlieRootsMusic 😂 You call it bad genetics, I call it good genetics, lol. My family is West-Indian and American (Baton Rouge)...I believe we genetically aren't meant to be stressed, and our bodies require real food (oatmeal, salads, fruits, roasted meats/fish)...I was taken off BP meds for a while, but then life happened and with stress came higher BP😅
@ammduga my blood type is supposed to eat like that. I have A negative. I use a holistic dr and he gets on to me all the time for eating red meat and certain vegetables.
@Godsfavor I have stopped them on and off bc they don't exactly work with me well as far as symptoms. I have bad anxiety and restlessness so it's a big part of the cause and my veins are smaller than most people and causes the rest. I've had high BP so long that when it's normal I think I'm dying lol . I appreciate you putting out some hope there for me tho! Good people think good things.
"We gotta be on I-10 by 10, let's go!" 😂😂😂😂
Johnson Family Vacation 😅
the worst part is when they open the damn curtain and all that mf sunlight comes in. keeping that thing closed making me think it’s still nighttime
Eyes be bleeding🌞
I didn’t know once we checked into this hotel that we had also enlisted in the military. There must be a chapter on hotels that all parents get when we’re born because this is every family vacation I can remember. The leaning on the wall, the shorts, the sunglasses. Kyle is Dad.
Wtf is a family vacation 😂😂😂nah in all seriousness ur blessed to have had those experiences
Absolutely the case for my vacations too
If you missed breakfast on checkout day, don’t expect to eat later 🤣
That dad outfit is the best part 😂
Me n my mom got a room a few months ago. I’m damn near 30 n she still woke me up for breakfast like she paid for it 🤣
😂😅😅😅
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Lol 😂! Oh no 🤣
4:45 am: “I know damn well..I know damn well y’all ain’t sleep” 😂
My family was like this. Demanding that we all get up in the middle of the night while on vacation just so we don't miss out on two dollars of sugar and carbs for breakfast.
Complimentary breakfast that was pre paid...you better go eat those carbs dammit 😅
@@royaltyblessed2454 this is why you're over 300 pounds grandma!
Whoa, sorry. I had a flashback there,😅
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Mine was the same but ya know lotta families factor that FREE breakfast into the cost of the vacation, be pinching them pennies to make it happen.
@@Farrell0208 but the "breakfast" is so bad that it's almost poison. They don't even have real butter.
Many families have poor financial priorities, and that shows in the obesity rate.
This man skits...accurate af😅
Thank you😂
“Gotta be on the I-10 by 10” hell yea except it was “I-85 By 5” cause whenever we left Myrtle Beach my dad *has* to be on the interstate before literally anyone else in SC.
I felt this on a spiritual level
I'm from Chicago and for us it's we gotta be on I55 headed down South by 3am ...that way we outta the major cities before morning rush hour😅
I don’t usually take the toilet paper but I’m definitely swiping a towel or two.
You enjoy it, man. That towel's been up everybody's butt.
Lmao
They will charge you now
@@faefae2260 I’ve always assumed they would so I’ve never taken anything 😂
My white mother talked to me exactly like this....if this was the situation IT WOULD BE WORD FOR WORD....man i miss my mom
You from the south?
This me with my wife and we dont have kids!😂
Usually because i'm trying to get to the airport early enough to not have to rush...or if we driving home I wanna get on the road back as soon as possible, because as the day goes on, I dont wanna drive.😂
That breakfast be a juice, mini box of cereal and a bagel.
“Gotta be on the I-10 by 10” is peak dad line.
killakay slowly but surely gaslighting me that my parents were black
"Matter of fact ima sit and watch you" MAN I hated that shit 🤣 🤣
The shirt tucked into the gym shorts is attention to detail that I like to see XD
Bwoy you must be country?🤣 Love you Big Mama RIP.
“We gotta be on the I-10 by 10”😂😂😂
“It ain’t even that good”…..This is facts. Powdered eggs. Them cheap ass sausage Patties…… I will make a waffle tho. 😂
“Yo fellas what we doing?”
🤣🤣🤣
This was my family wayyyy back when 😂😂😂😂😂😂
the good ol days
Y’all need to be getting that toilet paper in your bag😂If we miss that breakfast, good night, I told your mama to go ahead and put that waffle in for me. That way by the time I get down she can flip it over and It’ll be ready for me, if we missed that breakfast good night.😂
"We gotta be on i10 before 10" lmao 😂🤣
there was some real childhood trauma behind this video😂😂😂
Got me at the toilet paper. I personally prefer the hand towels and tiny toiletries.
Unpopular opinion: hotel breakfast is lowkey fuego 🔥 (depending on the hotel, the nicer ones have decent selection of food lol)
Hell yeah last hotel breakfast i had was absolutely banging 😋 👌
Look. As long as you have a waffle maker, I’ll be good.
I had this omelet with veggies and white cheddar why did that thing slap for real. I had to hide my facial expression after tasting it. I didn’t wanna act like I ain’t never been no where lol. When stuff is complimentary and delicious I can’t help it 😂
The best corned beef hash I ever had was at a Holiday Inn breakfast buffet
Double Tree breakfast is fire.
Oh nah the taking of the toiletries is TOO DAMN ACCURATE
they can’t miss the breakfast and you bets believe they’re packing some hotel toiletries no matter what hotel 😂
That “and ya up here bullshittin” is so fucking accurate 😂
Y’all went to hotels as kids!?!?! Must be nice😂😂
Right! My family was po’ we ain’t get that luxury
Its a generational thing too. Inflation is no joke. Someone who spends their childhood in the 2010s and 2020s is gonna have it more rough than someone who got raised in the 90s and 00s like me lol
@@user-pn3im5sm7k that's true. Also wealth inequality has only gotten more f*cked. Rich are richer and the poor are poorer. Over half of Americans make 35k$ a year or less...
My parents were tight AF with their money. We would be sleeping in the Astro van lol
@@Grace2strength probably because you say “po’” instead of poor.
I'm mad this dude said be up at 5am then came in there at 4:45 askin why they still sleep. Like bruh, ain't you say breakfast start at 6?? 😂
Bruh, why are we like this? 🤣🤣🤣
My oldest son constantly asks me "day, why are black parents like this." Poor thing doesn't even know that he's on his way.
🤣🤣🤣🤣 i cannot with this one😂😂😂😂
‘Gotta b on the I-10 by 10. & yal bullshittin!’ That took me out...
Bro you gotta do one where the car salesman takes the test drive with you and tries to make conversation
I hate that shit lol
Oh this is a good one. Worse in the south too lmfao
I just had a transcendental experience. 😆 You transported me to that room and made me feel like I was going to the airport! 😆 You deserve your own show, buddy.
*“We gotta be on the I-10 by 10”* 😆😆😆
You got all that energy when you with your friends 😂🤣😂🤌🏼
Lmao 😂 That I-10 by 10 line was on point, my dad has not stopped saying that since The Johnson Family Vacation movie came out
For real I say that to my kids every time we leave town😂
I could smell that nice hotel smell watching this
“I know one thing for sure and two things for certain” 😂😂😂😂
“ima sit here n watch u” is the worsttttt !!!!!! 😂😂😂😂
😂 the chatter before dad entered the room. "Stay on yo side"
"One thing's for sure two thing's for certain" - Classic lool
That’s me as a dad now. Wait until you’re a dad and then you’ll see who you really are or can be.
Mannn I’m beyond weak. This exactly how it was 😭🤣🤣 awe
“They need their privacy”
“Shiiiettt” 😂😅😂
We gotta be on the i10 by 10 and y’all up here bullshittin
That constant non stop complaining haunts me to this day … 🙃
Lol. Thats just southern parents in general.
That's the same way with the caribean parents SMDH.
imitating the Momma: "Well they need they privacy."
Pops: Shiiiiiiiiiit! 💀💀💀
I STILL SAY "GOTTA BE ON THE I-10 BY 10" and thats not even close to me lmaoo
“We’ll, they need they privacy” “sheeeiiitttt”😂😂😂
Real ones always take the toliet paper 😂😂
It's a requirement. You know some girl child gotta pee or someone gonna take a dump by the side of the road.
I think there’s a term for “girl child” lmao
“Ik this Vacation but we on a schedule!” Bruh my folks R the living embodiment of that! And I SWARE I take those wrapped bathroom soaps & lotions! 😂
"I-10 by, 10" 😁 Cedric the Entertainer said that in the movie Johnson's Family Vacation.
Good ol road trip days brought me back memories 🍻
As soon as he said "Jamal, Bryce, Jamal, Bryce" Shiiit....🤣
One thing for sure, two things for certain 😂😂😂
When my extended family used to take vacations back in the day, my cousins and I would all share a big room. My grandfather, father and three uncles would all come in like we were in the military and get our asses up lmfao. Breakfast and then the beach DOUBLE TIME 😂.
as someone who lives by the beach i HATE the beach in the summer Its loud packed and hot and ill 100% get a burn. the rest of the year i love it though empty not hot and lots of parking
This is exactly how my dad is 😂😂😂
When he walked in the door with them, shorts pulled up like that 🤣🤣🤣🤦♀️🤦♀️. Big Chris my man.
He worried bout that breakfast😂
And why we always gotta get up at 5am? 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Waking u up waaaay earlier than they need to is too accurate. Then they always tell u its later then it is. I aleady knew when my dad yelled its 5 am it was 430. Hispanic parents r exactly the same 😂
Accurate though with most parents 🤣🤣⚰️⚰️
Aye I ain’t even peep the pager tucked off in the beater….shit took me out 😂😂😂😂 straight flashbacks
They be on it like pops did you even go to sleep ? 😂
"We miss that breakfast...koooodnight"🤣🤣🤣
This is wayyyy too accurate with the breakfast and toilet paper 😂😂
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Thank you 😂
“we gotta be on the i-10 by 10” BARS and im dying 😂😭
0:58 “we paying for it” naa fr tho 😂😂
On the real this shit here is for real 😂😂😂😂😂 vacation don't be vacation at all 😂😂😂😂
It hit different when old people say sh!t😂😂🤣
This reminds me of being a kid on vacation lol 😂 thanks for this trip down memory lane bro
lmao this isn't just black parents, this is my New York Italian father growing up
I can literally smell the fresh sprinkled grass, and hot Florida Air smell once you hit the door in the lobby, and then that crazy “I’m not supposed to be up right now” yawn
I'm crying 😭.... Puerto Rican parents are the same
4:45am and my mom would be saying “it’s 5am I told you to be up, get up.”
This is extremely accurate. 😂😂😂😂😂
HaHa!!!! Not a lie tole! MaMa worry us to death about getting up on vacation!
If we miss that breakfast…good night💀😭
LOL
2:06 well we’ll they need they privacy most accurate part and it’s exactly how he said it 😂😂