Things White Belts Say 7 | Jean Machado

Here are EVEN MORE things beginners (whitebelts) say in Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu. Did I miss any? Comment below!
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About Jean Machado: A Jiu-Jitsu expert sharing his passion for comedy and acting on RUclips

[@francohernandez682]

Maybe Do a video on what
Newly blue belts say/do

[@professor_peculiar619]

You won’t believe what a white belt said to me yesterday “how was your weekend bro?” 😂

[@english_american_8220]

Professor Peculiar 😂😂

[@hansgrubellmann2533]

I dont get it

[@alejandromgarcia8275]

(warmups begin) hey, can i take some water?.....( drills begin) .....hey, can i take some water?...( second or third drill starts) hey, can i take some water?.......( pairing on roll starts ) can i go to the bathroom?... (class ends) man good roll, good class, osss, man sick move, osss...

[@english_american_8220]

Funny! My wife said to me today.. ‘get a black gi’ I actually said.. ‘if I get to black belt I’ll get one’ 😂😂

[@vikingbluesbreaker729]

the worst thing a white belt can say: "hey what do you think this ring on my arm is?"

[@pizzylee1978]

I’m embarrassed by how much of that I’ve said🤦🏼‍♂️

[@chloecornou7076]

Can relate to everything ! Great video as always !

[@luisllerenadiaz4403]

The video reminded me that I have no idea where my belt is 😂

[@LiveTheMachLife]

🤣😆

[@sentfromdaniel]

This is hilarious! Keep riffin on your dads new customers though 😂🤣😂

[@jonathanchung6932]

These white belt videos are getting closer and closer to hitting home

[@hudsoncordero]

"Do you watch Joe Rogan" had my dying!

[@Carlosred-pk3ez]

Or the powerful Edgy brah

[@danielweber4090]

idk if you remember me. it’s daniel i joined the white belt class a couple weeks ago.stumbled across this watching bjj videos😂😂😂. have said any of this stuff yet but i’m sure i will someday

[@abeldax]

Funny. John found tons of blue belts in the guys dressing room basket. People must have lost theirs hahaha

[@321itsdone5]

The world is wondering what other belt colors say. I think someone needs to address this... Maybe this Jock Marishino kid I saw on RUclips will do it.

[@montague1226]

HOW DID YOU GET YOUR WHITE BELT 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂!

[@RogerDogdertheLodger]

All true!

[@김기남-w5h]

jean machado is one of RCJ machado's friend, son and daughter.

[@MonarchPoolPlaster]

Time to train some Jits.

[@alejandromgarcia8275]

this is a true story lol jhaha: (Big kinda bully guy who once trained months on mma on some mcdojo academy and now is on his first month as white belt) "man im thinking leaving my job and wife for a year and go to brazil to improve my game" hahahahah greetings from monterrey mexico

[@sandocaan]

I’m a purple belt and watch Jre experience ☹️❤️

[@kakandahone4744]

2 months and no video 😭😭😭😭😭

[@TraderRick612]

“Drilling is a waste of time, I want to roll”

[@jagrat12354]

As i am no longer a white belt i can't relate to a single thing in this video.

[@dantemorales2493]

I’m starting to take some of these personally

[@michag7812]

do you wash the belt?

[@maxzhao8331]

When did you get your white belt?

[@coachgodso57]

I’m a white belt but I’ve wrestled for 5 years and and have 4 white stripes and 4 red stripes

[@AM-dk8oc]

True

[@aura-brawls]

Jhon! It’s me aayan!

[@aura-brawls]

From advanced master class

[@umssreesamarth23]

if i squint my eyes, he looks like enrique iglesias after 5 burgers

[@bobsalad4379]

YEEEEES

[@psyience3213]

Im a new blue belt, do a things new blue belts say. You know we say plenty of shit.

[@aura-brawls]

Your student

[@TheJahool]

Hot debate: Do you wash your belt? Yes or No? I know some do and some don't.

[@sozinhonessa1588]

Quem E Do 🇧🇷 Deixa o Like 👍🏽

[@aiKid84]

faixa branca sofre!

[@seanferris631]

SHIT NEW BLUE BELTS SAY

[@leandrocampolim3812]

Only truths

[@jonw1958]

F#&k, litteraly said all of these.

[@polukoble6370]

😂😂😂

[@dookindasie1]

Black Gis only for black belts ? Shit I need to know white belt question just ordered a black gi now I can’t wear it to class 3 months in (40 years old) fresh meat