Jägermeister Review: That's Some Nice German Engineering
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- Опубликовано: 2 окт 2024
- Jägermeister time. I’m happy to report I absolutely nailed my zoom job interview after this Jäger review. (Minus the part where I fell asleep.) 🤷🏻♂️
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"Tastes like cough syrup and chewing tobacco cooked in a horse leather pouch" 😂😂😂
So precise...!
@@kennywood9911
Ya beat me to the cough syrup description.
The rest of your description is spot on as well.
Ooh! I thought he said "a whore's leather pouch".
Sadly, that is the most accurate description that I've ever heard for Jager.
Shits putrid
When I was in college I’d empty an entire Jager bottle into a Nalgene water bottle, fill the rest up with Red Bull, and then I was ready for the weekend. By the time you get a third of the way through the bottle- it goes down dangerously smoothly.
The fact that you're still breathing is a testament to either a loving god, the existence of superheroes, or both. Jesus fucking Christ on a bike.
JagerBombs!! Red bull helps keep you awake allllll night, well after you black out. That's what they told me.
Im german and me and my buddies used to each drink a whole bottle every few weeks, the beginning always goes down like shit, but by the half way point it tastes amazing and you can't stop drinking more
I used to do that with tequila and monster and then go make friends
TheRisingMelancholy Or maybe I just always had a plan, a DD and a safe place to sleep. Party responsibly folks.
Man you are the one the best at your craft. Every expression, every word, every movement is just perfect 👌
Thanks Max! I appreciate the kind words!
@UCifd_XZLkX9jUgF3Ffh47Aw that was actually funny
@@TheLurkerAtTheThreshold I hate when they do that
pairs with rage, memory loss, and... shhhhhhhhhhhhitty pizza
Shitty pizza is fantastic pizza when you don't remember what good pizza tastes like!
don't burn it 😂😂
shitty pizza is still better than no pizza :^)
Little Caesars and Jager is the best, fight me
Pairs better with joviality, friendly conversation, and bratwurst.
"Best served ice-cold"
"Well, we're not doing that today."
Me: "Yikes!"
Exactly what I thought...
I want to punch a wall but i wont... will i? Had me actually dying 🤣
I felt that. I'm not sure if I want to laugh or cry. Apparently, both.
That got me, too. Why do young men punch walls so much? I seemed like the right thing to do, back then.
@@MrRedberd I felt this on a deep personal level
Lmao I swear I was conscious the whole time but still woke up with bloody knuckles
@@MrRedberd Reminds me of when i was 16 i punched a few holes in my buddy's closet from the side wall so at one point let me punch an entire door. I can say it has almost inspired me to go buy som dry wall take the time to paint and put pictures up to punch that wall till it bleeds. Anyways i gotta finish ordering my food in this drive thru people gettin mad rowdy
When you land that job, Abby is going to come crawling back. Mark my words.
Who is Abby?
@@Joyylin His ex-wife, fictitious or otherwise. I recommend the Boone's Farm "strawberry daiquiri" video.
On the contrary, I think he just marked his territory.
He's fine on his own, all of us are. Whether you have a partner or not us pretty random. In our minds, all of us are alone. Some have true soulmates. Others have someone on their arm.
Good damn friends are at least as good as mismatched lovers - we're truly all alone at worst or at best in line with our very best of friends. It is quite common to be very much entangled in a relationship but feel very much alone.
@@neen42 projection your honour
honestly the best way to have this stuff is to disregard the "ice cold" thing and have it hot with fruit tea, they serve it up in the mountains for skiiers in austria and i swear it can bring back the dead
I mix it with orange juice. It’s pretty good.
@John Briar ever had Tanqueray Rangpur? good shit
Id rather stick with Jaeger. I had gin once and that shit tasted like industrial floor cleaner.
@@MezzoForte4 literally. But hey after 2 shots of gin, drinking industrial alcohol isnt so bad
@John Briar gin tastes like carpet cleaner foh 😂😂
"It feels like someone has shoved a black licorice up my nose, then yanked it out my mouth" LOL
Pretty much sums up the Jagger experience.
Jägermeister's tagline should be "Gin will feel like a soft drink"
Damnnnnn
Drank 3/4 of a 750 Bombay Saphire on a bad day. A great buzz but that next day I kept telling my friends "feels like I have a drill putting screws in my temples".
That’s the one thing I can’t drink straight
gin and juice is delicious
@@thatoneguybones8036 Bud if it takes a whole bottle of anything to catch a buzz then you need to take a couple weeks off. 😂
“Ooohh, I wanna punch a wall. I won’t tho...Will I?” Lmao 😂
"Strong smells cant transport your to a place, Nope I'm blanking" I'm Dying!
When I was a kid, my sister’s German mother-in-law gave my cousin and I Jäger for our tummy aches.....Last thing I remember was being outside in the snow with only 1 shoe on
Obviously weren’t too worried about that tummy ache after that I guess LMAOO 😭
I will forever come back to watch the delivery of "ooooooh I wanna punch a wall". Perfect every time.
Jager is specifically engineered by Germany's most insane geniuses to instigate drunken violence followed by 10 hour hangover naps.
And a brown tap of pain and sadness the next day
He's like the chill version of Jim Carrey
Your reviews are fantastic. And appear to be set in a Home Depot sample kitchen. Color *me* impressed!
My buddy's famous drink is some Jaeger mixed with some Jaeger
Dude, as a german I can tell you, NEVER drink room temperature Jägi 😂😂😂
The aroma elicits a memory, drinking it then guarantees you'll never be able to retrieve it.
The best part of these videos is watching him get progressively more drunk
Wym?? He’s spitting it out
When I first saw your profile and saw how few subs and views you have, I thought "huh this will be interesting" and now I know that I'm just early for your inevitable RUclips stardom.
Ahaha this pairs with rage and memory loss
Sounds like college drinking years
We sang a song in college that goes like this: "Jägermeister, BLOWS YOUR HEAD OFF!" Those are the only lyrics. You just repeat them faster and faster until you reach incoherence (much like drinking it).
Had a buddy in the Army who's favorite drink was Jager; his cocktail of choice was what He called a "Key West Rootbeer," which was literally just root beer and Jager.
He also happened to be violently manic depressive: once at a house party me and two other dudes had to wrestle a kitchen knife away from him and lock his ass in the garage when He threatened to gut his wife on the suspicion of her cheating on him (she was, but that's irrelevant to the story.) Point being; this shit is dangerous, drink responsibly, and don't mix Xannies with your booze.
This made me laugh. Thank you I need that
I had a few wild nights in Grad school involving Jagermonster and... other things. This stuff isn't like other alcohol, it goes after the frontal lobe in a most interesting way. Ah, the memories, and the lack thereof...
Speaking of Jagermeister, apparently there is a "mixed drink" called the smoker's cough. The smoker's cough is a shot of Jagermeister and a dollop of mayonnaise.
@@LobstersLobsters the RUclips channel "how to drink" does an episode titled cursed cocktails that's where I ran across this drink. The regret in the Man's eyes is directly proportional to the time in the video. The 16-minute Mark is quite the treat.
Idk why I was recommended your channel but I love it! Keep being excellent good sir.
You should try Southern Comfort. It wipes memories like Jäger, but with that southern charm.
Just reading the name Southern Comfort reminded me of the smell! And the weird shape the bottle was
ugh just reading southern comfort made me sick to my stomach. Almost as bad as hearing old Crow.
Southern charm, like incest or?
so what? It makes you racist and have incestuous fetishes when drunk?
@@nom6758 tastes like sweet tea whisky you twisted bastard
This THIS is the hero that America needs today😂😂
Loving these videos, man! How about a nice, elegant review of Everclear?
Your wish came true!
How do these videos have so few views? They are HILARIOUS! I caught one from Reddit. Hopefully that helps the popularity.
The memory component immediately transported me to my last year as an undergrad, majoring in cultural anthropology, hitting up the dive bars to play pool. Slamming jaeger bombs and Jameson shots, then stumbling two miles back home after last call and the last bus to my shitty studio apartment so I could nurse a hangover sometime the next afternoon.
Well done.
This guy is like a lost cast member of "How I Met Your Mother"...getting a lil Ted Moazbey vibe
And Barney
Anyone else just find this channel and are watching every one back to back from the back?
This is the best channel I’ve found in a while.
I love this guys channel!!!
This guy is brilliant. Love it!
This guy deserves all the subscribers.
🙏🙏
I shared with my video-guy group and some of them shared on their pages. Keep it up, absolutely hilarious.
I actually like Jaeger and always have. It's very smooth... Though, I've always wondered what it actually IS.
last time i had jager in any significant amount(thoughtfully paired with red bull) i woke up, my truck was covered in mud, had a dent in the rear bumper, and i had lots of apologizing to do. 7/10, might do again.
@1:07 LMFAO THIS IS ME EVERYTIME I DRINK THIS!! And for some reason, it's still my favorite to do lol.
Absinthe is like jaeger if it was jaeger's rich successfull cousin who dipped themselves in gasoline. Highly reccomend at least the lucid variety, lucid is the cheapest I've found at around 65 a bottle on the east cost.
I kept down half a shot and threw it up when i tried to finish it. I no longer think absinthe is cool.
@@davewebster5120 Well you’re not really supposed to do shots of it. You prepare it with sugar and ice water.
My buddy made his own Absinthe. The store bought stuff has a limit to the wormwood content. Basically, drinking it to say your drinking it, and it tastes horrible, even with sugar and water.
Just the thought of drinking warm jager has me shaking
Jokes aside, Jagermeister's marketing hurt it the most. It's not an amaro but it might as well be, and with the current amaro trend it could have been doing well if it hadn't associated itself with blackout party culture. I actually have a bottle in my freezer, it's a delicious digestif.
Me too!
Lol. You gotta review Pernod or Ricard. Keep up the great videos.
No one will get this but his memory returning after swishing reminded me of the old TTTE live action movie where Mr. Conductor (Alec Baldwin) eats veggies he found somewhere and somehow gives him clues about where to find more sparkle. Holy crap I haven't thought about that movie in like 15yrs. That one dug deep
oof. really should have had that stuff on ice. nothing more retched than warm jaggermeister
My friends wife poured it on a gash on my arm once when she was drunk to clean the wound. It was not a fun time.
He has the physique of a villain who's the protagonists best friend but also obviously led on to be the villain from the beginning
I used to drink way too much of this.
I'm glad everyone has had the same experience they cant remember with Jage
Never had Jäger straight, just with Redbull. Maybe I’ll take a swig of it tonight, just to see what it feels like to floss my uvula with a black twizzler
Jaegermeister tastes like mouthwash that's been in someone's mouth already and I'm tired of people saying it doesn't
so you tried used mouthwash before?
did you take it directly from the other person or did you let it cool down first?
@@Exiled_MOU and ya I drank it to confirm my suspicions that jaeger is dirty mouthwater I was only hard because I was proud of my expirement it was all in the name of science i promise
You think jaeger tastes... minty? Wtf
@@FizzyCape ur taste buds must be handicapped or something if you can't taste the mint in fucking jaeger
reminds me of medicine, and/or black liquorish which has a mintiness to it.
This is how I imagine Jim Carrey would have turned out if he were an unemployed sommelier and his acting career never took off. 10/10
This is my favorite drink. I can drink this straight. I am also ashamed of that.
Pretty sure this is made to drink straight. It's not even 80 proof. It's a flavored liqueur, not a liquor. Jagger bombs were not the distiller's intention. Jagger predates energy drinks. Drink Gin, or even better Everclear 190 straight. Ya can't brag about drinking schnapps straight, lol.
@BahalaKa Iwankosayo Back in my day, every drink was some in some bomb form, lol. Jager can be enjoyed either way. I can't mixed energy drink and liquor like that anymore. Dr. Pepper does sound good. That's what I drink my rum with.😊
* @Han Stoli, I could've said that in a nicer way, sorry.*
My high score on one evening was 1.6 liters, the night and the next two days weren't the greatest fun, but we germans are bulletproof, after the second day, zappzarapp direkt wieder einen Jägermeister
I miss renting out a hotel room
My good sir, you have recently entered the Internetosphere, and managed to simultaneously feel foreign & as if you had been here since before time.
I am compelled to view more.
perfect summary.
accurate
Man you are totally doing Jager wrong by drinking it straight. Back in ye olden frat days you bought 2 liters of Sun Drop and Schwartzhog. That's knockoff Jager, tastes just as good but cheaper. Schwartzhog in the freezer and Sun Drop on the fridge. No ice, in whatever cup you mixed it in, it was about 20/80 to 50/50 booze/Sun Drop.
I really like Jaeger tbh. It's real unique
Jaeger has a silly reputation as hardcore. It’s only 35% abv, but most bottles in the liquor store start at 40% abv (80 proof). It’s all marketing to college bros, and a uniquely medicinal flavor.
Subbed and looking forward to more videos
...the scent is so strongly ingrained in my brain, I am currently smelling it now.
POV: A disgruntled, unemployed sommelier has gone insane, kidnapped you, and has tied you up to listen while he rambles on about Jagermeister.
Why does this guy apparently get sloshed at the first or second swig of anything? It's like he's trying alcohol lfor the first time, while fasting.
"0 to pee"
When I was in college we tried to spread a mythology that Jager was made with opium and deer's blood. I don't think it ever caught on.
It actually DID once contain Stag blood
You should do a video on Malort
I just want to hear him scream JAEGER at the top of his lungs
Am I the only one who likes Jager? I guess if you aren't a fan of black licorice then you will probably hate it, but it has some amazing mixing potentials. Either mix it with the tried and true redbull, or try to mix it with sunny d (yes it sounds nasty but it is pretty good).
When all the worst alcoholics are Jager mains....
I like my jäger warm, it makes it hit different
In college, our shelves were full of empty Jager bottles. This is accurate haha
If jim from the office did liquor tasting
This guy cant hold a shot of apple pucker
As someone who's choice of drink is Jager, 95% of this was too accurate 😅
You're supposed to have Jagermeister in a small quantity after dinner. It's a digestif like Chartreuse, Fernet or Demänovka
Yeah, well, that ain't how we do it in the USA! USA! US ... wait, where am I, again? Where's the shitty pizza?!?
I've only had Jager once and it was the only time I ever got blackout drunk..I went from the 2 shots, to randomly being at a Chinese restaurant to the next morning in bed with nary the faintest idea how i got there 🙃 😅
The first time I drank jager I came to in a bathtub... the house I had been in did not have a bathtub. Good times.
Well that subscriber count escalated quickly ☺️ DeFranco Avalanche FTW
Actually drunk or just pretending?
you tried.
we all know that jäger is actually delicious
I used to keep a bottle of this in my freezer when I was younger, now I just keep vodka in there
I like making something I call the Panzergrenadier. Its essentially a modified Berlin Mule.
You take Jagermeister, and mix it with ginger ale and lemonade. Goes down extremely, basically dangerously, smooth.
0:42 It doesn't make you feel like you're in a primeval forest after a rainfall? It makes me feel like I'm drinking the soul of a forest.
2:23 Pairs better with joviality, friendly conversation, and bratwurst.
I unfortunately have the memories from the time I drank a whole bottle of this.
holy fuck i love you man
Awesome!!! jajajaja!!!
Close the window shade in the back to have a uniformity with the colors in the background!!
Very witty!! Keep 'em coming!!
Love your videos. Please keep making them and please review Twisted Tea. My favorite beverage to enjoy while snowboarding.
I used to love black licorice, but then I got alcohol poisoning from Jager and now I cant even stand the smell of it...
As a person who actually likes Jagermeister, why all the hate? Just a regular digestive like Becherovka.
I'm from the US and we don't have much of a tradition of bitters/digestives here and anise isn't as popular as it is in some countries/cultures. Jager tastes horrible to me. But that's just me.
Don't understand it either. Love it, especially when it has been laying in de freezer.
@@kulter20 I prefer my bitters/digestives at room temp or a bit blow. I only keep vodka and gin in the freezer.
@@AlexanderVonMalachi Same, I drink it room temp.
Zwack, too
You really got to do a review of Stroh 160 proof rum
When the bartender cringes every time you order it, you know you’ve made the right choice!
Keep it up! Loving your channel
"... nope. I've got NO memories." Same, man. Same.
I wonder where the name unemployedwineguy comes from...
//watches as you drink half a bottle of Jager before a job interview//"
Oh... I get it now
I have actually gotten into bar fights for refusing to drink this shit.
Dude! Awesome channel! I have a little wine channel as well. I subscribed to yours. Come by for a visit. My craziest hangover was from Jager. I did 8 shots in a matter of a few hours and puked green for two days! haha
Try Ayahuasca next